Freaky.

I once was leaving a GW store and the guy behind, ONE OF THE STAFF, actually said "This is what Scientologists actually believe."

It was creepy.

>>3832409
That's not /tg/. That's a South Park reference.

Party of awakened animals

Destruction Badger is a Warblade
Advice Dog is a Bard
Courage Wolf is a Cleric of Kord
Betrayal Lizard is a Rogue

There's a guy in my gaming group who has probably never played a male character in his life.

>>3832438
Peanut Gallery defense? "If I'm going to imagine a character for hours, I might as well be imagining a female."

I plan on giving an NPC king a dog named Ræddogca. I expect no one will catch the reference, though we do have some English majors/Anonymii in the group.

>>3832438
sorry...

>>3832431
You sir are awesome.

>>3832469
EXPLAIN OR YOU WILL BE EX-TER-MI-NA-TED

>>3832402
Does he take ranks in Craft (hats)?

>>3833184
Doubtful, but will hopefully attempt to make untrained Craft(Hat) checks at least three times a session, or else HE'S DOING IT WRONG

>>3833184
No but he SHOULD!

I'm going to make sure he does so, thanks anon!

>>3833208
NO! MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T TAKE ANY RANKS BUT MAKES HORRIBLE CRAFT CHECKS ANYWAY!

If you are going to make a blatant ripoff character, at least do it RIGHT

>>3832467
Hey, that's precisely why I often go for female models in cRPGs. Oh crap!

>>3832402
You are hereby authorized access to robots that steal everything in his possession.

My brother, his girlfriend and I make our own Magic tokens. My bro's Girlfriend has a Luminous Angel, makes a 1/1 flying "Spirit" Token. she drew the horse form the animated movie "Spirit" on it. It makes us giggle whenever she plays Luminous.

Pic related as it's the horse she drew.

I've gotta get to class soon, but I'll see if I can remember anything between now and before I leave.

I was chatting away when me and someone I know both realized we were both from the internet.
We high fived.

>>3833272
Double-Faggot!
Hey Double-Faggot!
Is there going to be more Joanquest?

>>3833305
On the fifth day, look to the east at dawn.

One more before I go. Once I saw the guy who made some of the Tau models that are tossed around here. Like the Evangelion Tau Battlesuits, and the Cheerleader Battlesuit. I was gonna go meet him, but we had to leave because my mom was at the door. My brother got to talk to him, but i didn't notice till it was too late ;_;

>>3833321
An acceptable reference.

>>3833321
cue epic music

>>3833321
That does NOT seem encouraging.
Will you be doing any series ever?

>>3833356
I thought Joan ate John (before the LOLTIMEWARP and LOLELDERGOD shit)

Mysterious vanishing + sudden appearance of mystery meat = highly suspicious

I have a goblin in a side campaign I'm in named "Facebeard BeardFist"

>>3833321
I don't get it

>>3833404
>>404
AND YOU NEVER WILL.

>>3833409
nyoro~n

>>3833371
John was abducted by Robutt MK II!

>>3833178
>pic

This would make an awesome buttplug.

>>3833863
ಠ_ಠ

>>3833371
It's ham.

It was labelled as ham before John left and also afterwards.

To take a spin at this topic, I'm actually creating a 4e dnd character that's partly based off the Angry Marines. Fun times ahead.

>>3834155
Paladin?

It's really the only way.

Dragonborn Paladin. 7' 400 lbs.

>>3833356
FUCK YES

>>3834176
A dragonborn paladin as an angry marine?

You made a xenos character as a reference to a space marine?

FAILURE.

>>3834192
Could be a counts as human.
Moreso, get the DM to okay the breath attack as doing thunder (aka sonic) damage.

>>3832469
>Ræddogca

I deeply suspect that there is a reference I should be getting here.

In a 3.5 game my Dwarf Fighter took the Leadership feat and hired 6 other dwarves, then said to the rest of the group "Fuck you guys, I'm making a fort."

part 48 fanart

>>3832469

I'm assuming a Ruby reference.

>>3833321
Planning on changing your name to "Sir Double-Gandalf"?

>>3832402

>pink hair

But it's straw-blonde...

>>3834269

ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL

>>3834269
what was joan and john colors again?

>>3834440
John was Blue/black with gray eyes. IIRC

>>3834218
Joan doesn't look like some random anime girl taken off of dA

>>3834440
Here you go, drawfag.

Keep up the good work.

This is perhaps a better set of colors for John, bit of a darker blue.

>>3834212
awesome

>>3834253
Next Joan Quest will be ADVENTURES IN FANTASYLAND after PIME TARADOX. We get to accidentally start the Dwarven-Sergal War due to uselessness

>>3834718
Oh god, that's the kind of thing that could actually happen

>>3834726
Maybe, sure.

I'm still hoping the next quest will be John's misadventure out in the neighborhood while Joan eats dinner with family.

>>3834773
That's what i am hoping for as well. It will be interesting to have a character who completely ignores our suggestions so she can eat people and muck about

>>3834805
I can already hear the thousand "CHOO CHOO" posts with sage in the e-mail field.

>>3834818
Tell em to sodd off then!

>>3834805
She doesn't completely ignore everything all the time.

She listened an awful lot when we first found mom and were dealing with the aftermath of hitler-dad.

>>3834858
She should listen a bit more...

Maybe when she's calmed down from this bitchy thing (sergal PMS?) she'll be better.

>>3834884
That's one of the reasons I'm hoping John is the PC for this next bit. We walk around the neighborhood, cool off, eat people, find car, realize we were being a bitch, go back and have fun with family

>>3834897
Ride people
Eat Car

Most of it in the forms of memes.

Unfortunately.

It's kinda funny because we all understand each other, but it must be wearing thin now.

One of the guys claims to have been a leading figure in a popular thread once. I kind of wish I could say the same.

>>3834897

ONLY TO DISCOVER THAT THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO LEAVING THE DOOR UNLOCKED AND THAT WE LEFT AN OBVIOUS NOTE WITH CHILDLIKE HANDWRITING IN FRONT OF IT, CAUSING US TO GET ROBBED.

>>3834897

Or steal a bike and become a lesbian biker... fuck yeah, freedom!

>>3834950
why is there a picture of a sergal on a motorcycle?

>>3835118
Why not?

>>3834950
Wouldn't the tail get caught up in the rear wheel?

>>3835293
This is why there aren't that many sergal bikers at any one time- the tail gts caught in the wheel, and the tailbone's connected to the hip bone, the hip bone's connected....

However, sergals being sergals, they find motorcycles to be FUCKAWESOME, so there are always more trying to find bikes to ride.

Some companies give sergal communitites motorcycles for free. The expense is written off as "population control"

>>3834648
I'd have thought that Joan would have blond with brown / brown with blond hair, and quite possibly pale skin. Akin to this girl. The one making a wacky face, I mean.

>>3835368
Until they get Tailguards attached or something similar then the roads are not no longer safe!

>>3835368
Considering the main setting for sergals is a straight up fantasy setting without motorcycles...

And no, it's very unlikely that the tail would get caught in the rear wheel.

>>3835402
Photograph of hair versus flat color isn't a valid comparison. It's almost impossible to tell from the flat color what Joan's hair would look like in reality.

Someone rolled a Elven Ranger with a bat familiar. The DMs BBEG was a LE Elven Ranger with a bat familiar. This is why you plan and talk about your characters ahead of time.

>>3835293
I'm really not sure how to explain this, but the way sergal... I dunno, hip to tail structure is, it would likely go straight out over the rear wheel and never come close to coming into contact with it.

I'd post a picture, but the only pictures I know of that showcase that part of their anatomy showcase... well... other things.

>>3835601
Do it anyway, take one for the team

>>3835601
Use censor bars. DUH

colored

>>3835601
derp

Done.

Anywho, if you look here, sergals really don't have an ass, their thighs just go straight into their tail, sorta like a strange triangle. Or something.

The way this goes, the tail would have to go up and over the wheel straight back and probably in the air or they could keep the tail hugged around their middle, actually having the tail over the side of the motorcycle would be more dangerous than having it over them.

Plus, with the sergal on the bike in that image, the exhaust pipes actually would keep the tail more in line and safely away from the wheel.

>>3835657
Don't have an ass as in "They have no butt-cheeks"

I'm sure you all can guess what the smiley face hides

>>3835640
Nice!

>>3835657

The likely method sergal bikers would use would be to have a collar or two on the tail (probably connected, like a ferret harness) and have the harness clipped to the front of their belt. The tail would be held wrapped around the biker's waist. Since it would probably get uncomfortable after a while the first thing Sergal bikers would do at a stop would be to unclip the tail so it could stretch out.

>>3835766

...Are... are we actually fluffing out how sergal bikers work?

Good god, maybe it is time to finally talk about the 3.5 page again, we never did agree on the LA+1 version.

>>3835785
That or motorbikes in a fantasy setting.
Either would work.

>>3835766

Its nothing like that you shittosser.

>>3835796

Sergal biker gang? Oh God...

>>3835785
/tg/ gets shit done. whether we want to or not.

ಠ_ಠ

All your problems solved.

>>3835813
Why didn't eberron have bound-elemental bikes? That would have been freaking win. Oh, wait, horses. Still.

Right then, Magitech Bikes. How should we go about this?

>We also convinced the party dwarf to name himself "Fistbeard mountainaxe."
>Fistbeard
I am vindicated!

>>3835856

That's not a bike. That's a trike.

>>3835868

I did those. Earth Elemental-bound motorcycles (they were the wheels), all ridden by a gang of Gnolls.

>>3835868
Crazy steam engines, ornate ironworks like old school wheelchairs, lots of wood,

>>3835878
It still solves all your problems.

sage

>>3835886
like this, only more ornate, magitek looking

>>3835916
Needs more ridiculous outliers. Like the fire-rings around the airships, or a glass bubble with a propeller in it, or something.

>>3835942

read >>3835881 It makes more sense, if you think about it.

>>3835900
>sage 4 sergals lololol amicoolyet??? GUIZ?????????????????

>>3835951
Then it should be able to burrow.
Holy shit burrowing motorcycles.
I was thinking air elemental so it didn't actually have to touch the ground, and you could speed-boost it by having it activate it's Vortex ability.

i think sergals should get a bike more along with them

quick sketch related

>>3835962

That's pretty cool too.

>>3834950

OA of this picture...

I did it after a few rounds of Full Throttle and while listening to the Gone Jackals...

So the bike is pretty much inspired by the game... if you don't believe me... Corley Motors logo on the tank.

>>3835962
You're just sitting around in the desert somewhere, and the ground starts shaking.
Then a bunch of crazy people on magicycles burst out of the ground, remove their Masks of Clear Breath and roar off into the sunset.
Save or die from awesome.

>>3834202
>>Ræddogca
>I deeply suspect that there is a reference I should be getting here.

I'll make it easier for you then - the hound in question is the king's old hunting companion, probably his most loyal follower, and one could also say, most trusted advisor.

Too bad for the players that the dog isn't going to have too high an opinion of them, pretty much growling and barking at them for being funny-looking strangers. Animal Handling skill would be very useful here, but I don't think any of the PCs has it. And if they as much as lift a finger to harm the thing, the king is going to kick their asses personally (cue boss battle music).

fuck now I'm drawing a Sergal biker too. What did you do /tg/?

Why hasn't anyone drawn future-joan with a cyborg arm yet?

Or better, a cyborg arm that can turn into a gun like Samus's or Mega Man's.

Oh, and some bitchin' targetting-aiding goggles for Joan.

>>3836535

Everyone's furry for /tg/.

>>3836598
Because that Joan does NOT EXIST

I just got the idea of a sergal biker gang in a Mad Max world.

Then I thought of it as a Fallout 3 mod and lol'd.

>>3836675
Well yeah but she's still bitchin'.

>>3836682
Probably would be a plus to that shittwinkie of a game

Look what you made me do /tg/

>>3836598

>>3836902
awesome, mine is shit in comparison...

>>3836924
I also spent a good bit of time on mine.

>>3836974
it is awesome, i was gonna comment on it in the other site but you have me blocked...

i never understood cutebolds, and now that that whole shitz over i don't understand this whole sergal thing

>>3837070
CUTEBOLDS WILL NEVER BE OVER

>>3837070
This is the best one. Mine is crap now.

>>3836902
Fucking awesome.

>>3836902
Is that the skull of a certain dragon?

>>3837110
How observant of you Anonymous.

>>3837070
oh wow

>>3837070

>>3837110
Yeap, it sure is.

Did anyone ever draw armored sergals killing flare? Because that would be awesome.

>>3835971
Everything goes fine until her special part gets pinched and stuck in an expanding/contracting part, causing her to react like so.

Also, thanks to the various Anons for all the sergal-on-a-mototbike pictures.

>>3837384
TUCK IT IN.

Also seat cover!

>>3836902

Fully awesome

>>3837384
I think that thing kinda forms and grows like an erection. Or at least, it's not there when she's not aroused or something.

How the hell did sergals take over /tg/? Am I the only neckbeard who actually plays tabletop games and isn't a goddamned 4rry?

>>3837919
One thread over them a week isn't taking over.

The deal is, the sergal shit appeals to a lot of the resident xenophiles. They're different and they see them as interesting. Mongolian cannibal organized clean-and-professional-looking barbarians in the middle of a genocidal civil war and that's just the tip of the iceberg? It's easy to see why some folks like 'em.

They're not as popular as cutebolds were and their few claims to fame are a few pages statted up and being featured by a pretty much joke character in a popular quest thread. Apart from that, there's nothing.

Sergals have, in no way, taken over /tg/, and while they may be pretty popular, they're not popular enough for /tg/ to do much else on them.

This was a fun thread though.

>>3838072
Also Bikers are badass.

>>3838081
Yes.

>>3837919
Nah, there's a lot of us. We're just a silent (and polite) majority.

>>3838072
Along that line, I like sergals because they're interesting creatures. Plus, a lot of artists do cool things with them, especially Sir Double Faggot in the Joan Quest threads.

>>3837919
And Jesus Christ, apart from the points already made above, not everyone who likes fantasy creatures like this is a damn furry.

>>3837194
I'll keep that in mind but it will be biker Sergals now.

>>3837194
I only kill Flare in Flare threads. I try to do it everytime he posts one.

>>3838241
Do the armored sergals killing her next time then.

It's a little funny that outside of the statting threads nobody ever portrays them like they are in the fluff.

>>3838250
No, they will be biker Sergals instead. They will have motorcycle armor on. And one of them will have a chain and one of them will have some bolt cutters.

>>3838297
NICE.

i couldnt get it to look like what i wanted

>>3838516
dat dere bike looks zoggin ORKY.

>>3838516
That sergal has visible mammaries.

That makes it a MILF.

>>3839149
Midlife crisis?

>>3838516
It's still great.

>>3839157
Maybe.

Though is it really a crisis when you're having that much fun?

Also, thread archived yet?

>>3833356

Is that supposed to look like a deformed vagina in the thumbnail

>>3839392
I shit bricks.

>>3839366
Yes it is.

>>3839392
CANNOT UNSEE

>>3838516

Oh God the broken anatomy.... ahhhhhhh

>>3836902

This on the other hand makes me want to run a post-apocalyptic game with sergal biker gang like that.

>>3839754
The first thing I thought of when I saw that image was "Fallout" and then I briefly wondered if that image was enough to bother statting up sergals for use in the SPECIAL system.

>>3839794

Fallout doesn't have bikers, but please continue.

>>3839804
They COULD.

There's a working car in FO2, after all. And, who's to say someone didn't take their precious collection of harley's to their private vault with them?

>>3839854

I guess you're right... but man. Mad Max meets sergal bikers. That would be awesome

>>3839972
That's exactly what I was thinking.

I know they're two seperate worlds, but I often think of Mad Max and Fallout as the same world due to all of Fallout's references to the series. The sergal biker gang might be a little like the one from the first movie.

A little.