I wait. Clearly some unspecified disaster will cut the power and disable the locks on my containment. The plot demands it.

>>3924747
oh so easy.

Drink my fill from the BOTTLE.

Rip Muzzle away with my mighty claws!

You know, I can't even remember the last time we had a quest thread around here.

Oh wait.

>>3924771
/tg/ loves them, so fuck off.

>>3924789
No we don't.

pretend you're dead/sick so he comes and looks then eat him

EXALT

>>3924792
You're silly.

>>3924747
>>3924765

Time passes, and the workers are preparing for the end of the day.

>>3924767
As gross as it is, you take a drink. The muzzle won't come off without some help. You've tried it before.

push the side of the box so it rolls

Wait until the lights go out.

It will be dark soon, eat yourself as soon as possible, that should allow the muzzle to come off.-

Consult to the ominous eye in the corner

Examine the eye in the corner.

Teleport to different patch of darkness.

>>3924816

HUG NOTE
USE DEFORESTATION

>>3924849
The lights finally go out.

>>3924836
After a disgusting meal you feel the energy to ram against the cage. The unit does not budge but the tube on the bottle bends.

>>3924913

>>3924910
MAKE HAT

What's next, Adolf Quest?

You are the leader of Germany, having been elected into power after a massive financial crisis. Being pretty butthurt from WW1, you are highly expansionalist and your army has recently invaded Poland. You are now demanding the heavily German districts of Sudetenland to be given greater autonomy, actually intending to use the crisis as a way to justify war. You have GERMANY, a BITCHIN' MOUSTACHE and an INTENSE HATRED FOR JEWS. What do you do?
> INVADE FRANCE
> ALLY WITH RUSSIA, THEN INVADE IT
> ALLY WITH ZIMBABWE AND REQUEST SHAMANS TO CALL DISASTERS UPON ENEMY ARMIES

>>3924923

Make more noise. Maybe we'll attract somebody...

>>3924932
SIGN TRIPARTITE PACT

If humans had captured and were studying a grue why would they turn the lights out? Why not foot the electric bill and keep them on for the duration of the experiments?

>>3924860
>>3924876

You use LOOK to look in the direction of your Look ability icon. You see nothing and are confused.

>>3924932

Focus propaganda on the evils of communism, attempt to convince France, Britain, U.S, to join in a war to wipe them out. Attack in spring so early victories galvanize them.

Why do i get the impression that this lab is inside the stomach of an enormous grue. and that the trapped grue is being studied so the people can find a way out alive?

>>3924932
Invade Austria, using it's shared germanic heritage as pretext for a mostly peaceful coup.

What's that other ability icon? Use that.

>>3924957

read chart on containment

>>3924957

ZAP other ability on CAGE WALL. Maybe it's a wand of digging.

>>3924997

You hide successfully!

>>3924957
Look out of the box searching for other grues lurking in the darkness.

Close your eyes. The grue will always be able to hide while it's eyes are closed. because with closed eyes its always dark!

>>3925000
The chart is not visible from inside of the cage.

>>3925004
You hide at the wall furiously.

>>3925027
If there were other grue around, there would be less people. You do miss the other grue.

>>3925038
genious!

It is pitch black in the cage. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Activate lantern to keep from being cannibalized.
No one ever said grues didn't eat their own kind.

>>3925069

(Hopefully I'll stop forgetting to attach the picture.)

>>3925069
rub muzzle straps against bent water tube

>>3924942
Obtained item: TRIPARTITE PACT (POWER). Japan holds TRIPARTITE PACT (WISDOM) and Italy holds TRIPARTITE PACT (COURAGE).
>>3924965
US is still dicking around with its isolationism. Russia is pissed at you, but you hated that Stalin dickhead anyway. Britain and France seem tolerant enough to let you mess with Europe a bit more, but they're hesistant to leave a major power like Germany unchecked. Tread carefully.

The cage is in the dark.

Eat the cage.

The answer is simple, I dig my way out

>>3925094

First things first: Tell Japan and Italy to NEVER DO ANYTHING WITHOUT ASKING YOU FIRST OR THE PACT IS OFF FOREVER.

>>3925090
You get muzzle stuck on bent tube.

>>3925095
RAVENOUS FANGS still disabled.

>>3925086
See if you can use bent bottle to pry off muzzle

>>often referred to with the stock phrases of "slavering fangs", "razor-sharp claws"

Do we have claws? If we do, proceed to SHRED CRATE.

>>3925094
Enlist the aid of the young aryan adventurer code name Link

>>3925125
Pull back with all your strength

>>3925119

Good idea.

Also, ITALY, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER OR IT'S BACK TO THE GUTTER

>>3925146
protip: in the opening years of the 2nd world war. Italy was the primary threat to the world. Hitler and germany were seen as boisterous upstarts, it was italy that everyone feared.

Italy wont do anything you tell it to do. your italy's bitch until italy starts getting crushed in africa.

>>3925125
tug on muzzle

>>3925125
wait til morning. when the workers arrive theyll see the empty cage and bent feeding device. They will remove said feeding device to fix it.

This will pull you out of the cage to freedom.

>>3925139
>>3925128
Muzzle snaps off, but it hurts your jaw a bit. SLATHERING FANGS now available. Gained Bite/Eat ability.

>>3925134
Baby grue's claws are not quite developed.

>>3925162

Then fuck Italy. They're good for nothing and will only get us into trouble in Africa and Greece. We need all resources we can muster against Russia, or we'll be crushed.

>>3925180
this

>>3925187
See if you can bite the cage, but only check gently, don't want to harm our teeth

>>3925187
what movement options are available?

how secured is the top of the container?

ITT: op railroads the thread somewhere hurrdurr and mildly homosexual.

>>3925180
>>3925202
You decide to wait til morning.

>>3925203
>>3925205

In the meantime you bite at the glass. Just to test it. You scratch and damage it some, it's why you were wearing the muzzle.

You could fly if they had not pinned down your wings.

use my grue penis to break free

>>3925282

Can the water bottle be torn free?

>>3925282
Check gender
>>3925296

>>3925282

Grues have genders..?

>>3925119
Japan quickly agrees and stops publication of a recent yaoi doujin featuring you, Mussolini and Hirohito. Mussolini doesn't really give a shit about you, he is still not over the time Nazis did in Dollfuss.

>>3925135
Relations with Hyrule is not going well, but Mordor has proposed an alliance.

In addition, a pointy eared, tall, muscular man has been requesting your audience. He claims he was looking for a Dorf Quest thread, but ended up in Adolf Quest due to elvish not distinguishing between "l" and "r".

>>3925282
Bite some more!

>>3925302
/thread

>>3925282
stay hidden bite at wing restraints carefully, to avoid damaging wings

>>3925314
Oops forgot to clear the name field from my thread.

>>3925302
Regardless of outcome, self-pleasure until ESCALATION! is reached. Then use magical powers to break free.

>>3925302
>>3925296

You strike a pose to show off your gruesexual form.

>>3925342
In before futa snuff sex.

>>3925354
Time passes

>>3925369
fuck rule 34 theres no way that can exist

Can you put the muzzle over yourself to avoid suspicion?

>>3925162

Just chewchewchew to freedom!

>>3925354

How thick is the glass?
Is it realistic to grab the muzzle and put it to the head as a cushion, then grab the water bottle spout by the mouth to pull and ram the glass, thus hitting it from both sides?

>>3925314
>>3925320
>>3925298

You bite off the restraint on your wings and gain your ability to (sort of) fly!

You bite all over the place, damaging the glass while it gets near to morning.

The water spout is about to break, and so is the glass.

>>3925313
Recent intelligence reports the location of a highly intelligent, vicious creature suberbly skilled in the arts of stealth and night ops. this creature is thought to be called a Grue.

Dispatch Brandenburgers special forces to free this creature and enlist its aid against the Allies.
Use of the StG44 Vampyr modification has been authorized by the Fuhrer.

>>3925424

Take a quick drink from the water bottle to keep energy up

>>3925424
Be carefull that the glass doesn't stab you if it shatters.

>>3925438
Your forces have recieved the Vampyr unit and have been trained in its' use. All forces are prepped and ready waiting for the GO signal.

>>3925455

You take a short break session from going mad at the cage to take some sips.

>>3925369
well that's what happens when you cheat on a hot magical chick with an older, less hot chick,

>>3925504
continue

>>3925482
>>3925416

You channel MacGyver

Once you get out, the first thing you should do is break the off lights so they can't be used against you.

>>3925587
Indeed. Eat the light switch or something.

There's lots of glass, but the biting weakened it, and the MacGyver technique broke the water bottle and a lot of sturdy glass. It did however make a bit of noise.

>>3925638
Break the lights before somebody turns them on!

>>3925638
Use your small amount of flight to try and reach the lights.

>>3925638
Oh you are just the cutest thing ever.

>>3925587
>>3925636

You take out those lights with a quickness, but you hear someone coming towards the room. You know there is at least one person that comes when it is dark. He comes every night to clean the place.

The footsteps are getting closer. You see a faint light from the bottom of the door.

>>3925710
Keep taking out lights. If sudden light hits, keep biting.

>>3925710
eat his stomach out and hide inside of it.

>>3925710
Hide where the light of the door won't get you when it opens. You may have stopped the lights but light can enter a room

>>3925710
>You know there is at least one person that comes when it is dark. He comes every night to clean the place.

Jesus Christ! Worst job EVER!

"Can't you guys leave the lights on for me?"
"No, Ted. That would waste electricity."
"But... the grues like it when it's dark..."
"NO, TED. THAT WOULD WASTE ELECTRICITY."

>>3925710
Time to go invisible and slip out

oh boy more ___Quest shit...can we have FlareQuest next? Or how about FaggotQuest?

>>3925750
Yeah. We don't need to crowd out great threads like "Asses, part 5" or "I had a dream where I was a little girl," or "I liek warhams cuz of the vidya," with our role playing.

>>3925761
Don't forget "Post a picture of yourself! ARE U HOT?"

>>3925710
Bite the rest of the lights, then hide!

Are you able to speak the human tongue?

>>3925728
>>3925732
(and vaguely)
>>3925726

>>3925798
....continue hiding?

I don't know. What do you want from us?

>>3925829
>continue hiding?

If we're a grue, we're going to be doing a whoooole lot of that.

Maybe we shouldn't hide directly next to the box we fucking broke out of.

After hiding. The door opens and the light from someone's flashlight beams in across the room.

The click of the light switch goes off, a spark comes from some of the broken lights, the man says, "Shit," and starts to pan the light towards your cage.

>>3925855
( You're behind the door on the wall, not near the glass containment unit. )

>>3925798

wait, watch, listen

>>3925857
Yell "IT IS DARK! YOU ARE LIKELY TO BE EATEN BY A GRUE!"

Then eat his face off.

>>3925857
We don't have much chance, but
>>3925880
Might be dangerous

>>3925857

Aw crap. Is there a lot of light coming from the doorway?

If the cleaning guy stepped just a little into the room, can we jump at his face to make him stumble into the room (so we can finish him off) ?

use TEETH on JANITOR

Some music while you wait for more to happen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nigRT2KmCE

IF THE FLASHLIGHT HITS THE BROKEN CAGE HE WON'T COME INTO THE ROOM, SMART GUYS

DEVOUR.
EVOLVE.
DEVOUR SOME MORE.
GROW.

>>3925901
>>3925907
>>3925925
>>3925887
>>3925897

As he enters the door, you speed into it and smash the door against his arm and leg. He is jolted and the flashlight launches out of his hand.

(Wait for part 2 of response please.)

>>3925980
Poor guy, must be scared shitless by now.

>>3926011
Delicious taste of fear OM NOM NOM

new thread?

>>3926005

Grue hugs Janitor!

(In the right thread this time.)

evolve!

>>3926037

>>3926037
Hurrah. Do we get XP for that?

>>3926037
Loot his body

>>3926037
Rape it.
And when I say rape I mean EAT IT RAVENOUSLY.

Eat janitor and flee into the night.

>>3926037

Savage metal tube on wall that has liquid dripping from it

do we lvl up?

>>3926037
RIP AND TEAR

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>3926037
and then......

You loot the janitor after eating him, and get JANITOR'S KEYS--at the same time, you unlock your INVENTORY ability. You can hold 4 Items.

You move back into the lab and also grab broken water bottle, avoiding the flashlight.

Quickly, down the hallway to freedom. Kill all that stands in our way (especially those human bastards and their evil lights of grue doom).

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

>>3926160
ho kay, hide in the hallway and examine it before going anywhere

>>3926160
Check for an appropriately sized VENT OPENING.
Scout vent system alien-style. Watch out for traps.

>>3926160
See if you can read the clipboard

>>3926166
>/tg/? moar liek /khorne/, amirite?

>>3926192
>/tg/? moar liek /BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>3926160
Go around EXPLORING

You try to read clipboard, but this is all you get out of it.

>>3926166
YOU FOOL, THE HALLWAY IS DEATH!
From within it's long corridors, there exists no way to hide from the human's painful handheld lights!

I suggest we take the flashlight, and shine it in the face of humans we meet in order to obscure ourself long enough to get close, and devour them.

GRUE WILL GROW LARGER

FAGGOTRY FAGGOTRY

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examine room and hide

THIS IS JUST AS BAD AS THAT QUEST SHIT!!!!!
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>>3926236
HIDE? YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!1
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Looks like someone is butthurt.

>>3926254
SOMEONE IS VERY FUCKING BUTTHURT!!!! AND ITS OP FROM TAKING IT IN THE ASS SO FUCKING LONG!!!1
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>>3926253
I honestly can't fathom why you enjoy ruining genuine content like this. I bet you didn't like Rubyquest either, did you?

Regardless, bumping.

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
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Go back to /b/ you fucking fag.

>>3926266
FUCK NO!! THAT QUEST FROM LUZ CHAN SUCKED BALLS!!!!
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>>3926276
NO U! MAKE ME YOU FUCKING MORON!!!1 NO ONE HAS BANNED ME THESE PAST FEW DAYS NOR BEEN ABLE TO STOP ME. SO GTFO JERKOFF AND GO BACK TO PLAYING WITH YOURSELF!!!1

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You hide in a corner next to a vent.

You consider going into the hallway, but you get paranoid schizophrenic and decide to wait.

>>3926282
>>3926288
Seriously, why?

On behalf of America, I'd like to apologize to /tg/ and the OP for allowing that worthless underageb& to live. Somebody email moot and get his ass out of here for the sake of future questan.

>>3926289
Try to EAT THE VENT OPEN

OH GOD IM GETTING SO HARD FROM ALL THE BUTTHURT RP FAGS!!!!!!!!1
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>>3926289
RAIL ROAD!

/x/,
/b/ is ruining my quest, you owe me one. Please help.
/tg/

>>3926290
DONT WORRY ABOUT IT YOU FUCKING HUMAN VERMIN1!!!!!
>>3926297
DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE!!! I BYPASS BANS ALL THE TIME HERE JACKOFF!!!1
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>>3926313
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!1
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RUINING THREAD MOAR!!!!!1
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!!!!

What's this on the vent?!

It's the flooder's penis.

He seems to have misplaced it.

It's too small to add to the INVENTORY.

CONTINUING TO RUIN THREAD...

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>>3926343

Yeah, this is the right way to get someone to agree with you.

>>3926343
Delicious hypocrisy, you must shut the fuck up.

>>3926345

lol. just ignore the fucker OP. sifting through this isn't half as bad as sifting through some of the rubyquest spam was.

>>3926349
>>3926357
>>3926345
LOL OP THINKS THEY ARE CLEVER FOR DOING SUCH GAY SHIT!!! THE REST OF YOU GUYS....SHUT THE FUCK UP CUNTS BAWWW HARDER AND I WILL USE YOUR TEARS AS LUBE AND INCENTIVE TO FAP!!!!1

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>>3926315
Ah well, you'll be banned soon enough. Permabanned, if there's any justice in the world. And once this shit is archived, we can probably just get rid of your posts somehow. So, feel happy with the mild annoyance you've caused.

>>3926345

It's almost as small as his self esteem!

>>3926365
I WAS THE RUBYQUEST FLOODER YOU STUPID FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
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>>3926368
So then, what sort of thread on /tg/ DO you enjoy?

>>3926368

>>3926374
NO U!!! YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A PENIS. AND I HAPPEN TO THINK VERY HIGHLY OF MYSELF1!!!!!!!1


>>3926371
GIVE ME A PERMABAN AND I WILL BE BACK IN TWO FUCKING MINUTES!!!1
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>>3926387
>NO U!!! YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A PENIS. AND I HAPPEN TO THINK VERY HIGHLY OF MYSELF1!!!!!!!1
It's dead Jim.

>>3926385
MOAR BAWWING!!!!!!


>>3926383
I LIKE THE THREADS ABOUT FUCKING YOUR MILF MOTHER IN THE ASS WITH MY COCK!!!
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( Honestly I don't care if he floods or not. More just waiting for direction on what to do next. You guys are prodding the troll instead of continuing. )

>>3926390
WHAT LULZ? I DONT DO THIS FOR LULZ MORON!!! I HAVENT LAUGHED ONCE SINCE FUCKING WITH LUZ-CHAN AND NOW THIS MORON WHO IS VERY LIKELY THE SAME PERSON!!!!!
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>>3926399
Do this >>3926179

>>3926399
To the hallway

>>3926399
Oh right, decisions. To the hallway!

>>3926399
Right, sorry.

Er... can we go further down the vent?

>>3926399

Open vent. Enter it.

Go into the vent.

>>3926399
Eat open vent, enter vent system so you can move around unobserved and find more tasty humies.

Eat the cock. Throw it back up. Leave it.

Go out into the hallway, and begin looking for cracks in the ground to slide into. We must escape this place!

( I have two for the vent, and two for the hallway. )

Read vent

hug vent

enter note

INTO THE VENT!

Also, I am wondering why the sad spammer does this.

WE'VE BEEN WANTING TO GO INTO VENTS LIKE A FACEHUGGER FOR HALF A DOZEN QUESTS NOW

YOU'RE GOING INTO THAT FUCKING VENT

My vote was for hallway, change it to vent.

Hallway is death.
Enter comfortably dark and sprawling vent system.

>>3926399
PROD TEH TROLL!!!! PROD PROD PROD PROD PROD PROD PROD PROD PROD!!!1
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1AND HERES WHAT TO DO OP! GO FUCK YOURSELF AND TAKE YOUR GAY THREADS WITH YOU!!!
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>>3926444
>Hallway is death.
>Enter comfortably dark and sprawling vent system

second'd.

Also, beware of heating/cooling systems and obligatory giant fans.

HOLY FUCK THE FAGGOTRY GREW!!! GO INTO THE VENT AND DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
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The spammers have come out of their sperm-encrusted dungeons. There is no safety for quality content tonight, and as such, this thread is now about horse penises.

>>3926461
OH YEAH BEWARE TEH STUFF GUYS!!! STFU MORON AND GO DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE ONLINE!!!1
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ENDING FAGGOTRY ONE FLOOD AT A TIME.
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HE GOES INTO THE FUCKING VENT. NO TIME FOR STOPPING, BITES RIGHT THROUGH IT AND HE'S THERE FUCK YEAR.

It goes on for a while, there's something laying in the vent in the distance.

>>3926470
SPAMMERS? THERE IS ONLY ONE OF ME YOU ASSHOLE!!!!! FUCKING RETARD DOESNT GET IT LULZ!!!!! AND HORSE PENISES. GREAT TOPIC FUCKTARD GO SUCK ONE THEN COME AND POST PICS YOU NIGGER!!
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>>3926477
IS IT OPS SELF ESTEEM IN THAT VENT? OR MAYBE ITS THEIR EGO!!!1

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>>3926477

1-Stop and see if you can make out the object
2-Advance slowly
3-Someone save this thread

>>3926484

You're just jealous because /b/ doesn't do original content anymore.

>>3926477
Use GRUE's power of OBSERVATION to IDENTIFY the OBJECT!

OP NEEDS TO DIE IN A HUGE CONFLAGRATION!!!!! FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE RETARDS THAT MEANS FIRE!!1
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YOU LEARNED A VOCAB WORD TODAY!!!1

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>>3926477
We must cautiously investigate the object!

>>3926345
Climb in the vent.

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>>3926484

Internet Superhero

>>3926499
IDC IF /b/ DOES ORIGINAL CONTENT OR NOT I COULD CARE FUCKING LESS /b/ IS NOT THE CENTER OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE!!1
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>>3926498
THREAD CANNOT BE SAVED!!!!

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samefag.

:D

>>3926474
>CONSTRUCTIVE
>ONLINE

pick one.

>>3926514
YOU MUST CAUTIOUSLY INVESTIGATE INTO SUICIDE!!1
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>>3926529
I DID NOT CALL MYSELF AN INTERNET SUPERHERO. FUCKING MORON DIE!!!!!!!!


>>3926533
YOU CAN BE BOTH ONLINE AND CONSTRUCTIVE MORON!!!
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You're late for dinner again, dear.

>>3926498
Already done.

1) go to irc.rizon.net #4chan
2) bug one of the mods asking him to do his fuckign job and ban this chucklefuck
3) great job!

>>3926544
JESUS CHRIST ITS THE BIGGEST FUCKING FAGGOT EVER!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!1
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>>3926502
>>3926498

Upon closer examination it seems to be a member of Hitler's SS Soldiers. It seems that they sent their black ops to retrieve the grue in WWII.

Their calculations were quite a bit off. He's been dead a good more than a half a century.

>>3926554
YEAH MAN WONDERFUL IDEA. BUT AS IVE SAID I BYPASS BANS IN LESS THAN TWO MINUTES1!!!
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DIEDIE DIE DIE DIE DEI DIE THREAD DIE!1

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>>3926529
Guess again.

Approach whatever's in the vent. Teeth first.

>>3926562
AND THAT IS TOTALLY FUCKING POINTLESS!!!! DIE DIE IE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE1
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>>3926562

I wanna loot the body, Mike.

>>3926562

Search the body for anything useful.

>>3926570
AND THEN FUCKING RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF IT!!!!!! DEAD NAZI SOLDIER RAPE FTW!!!!1
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ENDING FAGGOTRY!!!!! RUINING THREAD!!!1
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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK GOATSE IS HAWT FAP FAP FAP KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL 1

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>>3926562
Loot corpse. Chew on the bone marrow, if there's any left.

TENTACLE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
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STFU1!!11
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>>3926607
I don't think 60 year old bone marrow will be edible. Bad idea.

RAPE RAPE CUNT CUNT FUCK FUCK ASS ASS ANALRAPE ANALRAPE FAGGOT FAGGOT TITS TITS GTFO GTFO DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE THREAD DIE THREAD DIE THREAD DIE THREAD DIE!!1
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>>3926628
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WAS A BAD IDEA? THIS MOTHERFUCKING THREAD!!!!1


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Good sir, I find your methods of trolling to be blunt and unrefined. For those like me, who seek to turn the craft of 'fucking around with people' into an art, your display is outright vulgar.

DIE ALREADY YOU SHITTY FUCKING THREAD!!!!1
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Wait until OP finishes drawing, then cast FLARE. Hit him with nun chucks. Loot his coprse.

Just imagine what we can do with his gear, this quest shall be ours!

>>3926650
GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!! IM NOT DOING IT TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE OR GET LULZ FROM THIS SHIT SO STFU AND GO BACK TO TROLLING SOMEONE YOUR OWN FUCKING WAY!!1
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Bumping, just for the troll.

Seriously though, what type of /tg/ thread DO you enjoy? I'm just curious. Do tell, do!

>>3926656
GO FUCKING DIE AND I MEAN IT THIS TIME!!! YOU ARE EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THE WORLD!!!1

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>>3926663
I NEVER REALLY COME TO /tg/ SO I WOULDNT KNOW. I JUST SEEN THE LAME QUEST ON /x/ A DAY OR TWO AGO AND FOLLOWED IT HERE AND DECIDED TO KILL FAGGOTRY THREADS LIKE THIS. /tg/ IS A BIT BETTER THAN MOST BOARDS HERE THOUGH!
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>>3926607
>>3926583
>>3926581
The bones are very dry, and crunch and reveal the lack of delicious marrow you could have smelled anyway--so you don't eat bones.

You find a grenade, and add it to your inventory.

>>3926663
I'm pretty sure he enjoys the kind of /tg/ that responds to trolls, rather than ignoring them.

KILLING THREAD!
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>>3926685
Mark him as territory. Move on.

>>3926685
Pull the pin on the grenade and hold it in my mouth, completing my journey to become an hero.

Quest Over, everyone wins.

>>3926685
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE GTFO GTFO
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>>3926705
FUCK YEAH!!!! END THIS QUEST ALREADY!!!
>>3926704
NO U!! FAGGOT!

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CONTINUING THREAD DESTRUCTION...
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>>3926685
Continue exploring.

FLOOD FLOOD FLOOOD FLOOOD DOOLF!
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Perhaps we could continue this later? Or tommorow even. Or how about making one on suptg? I hear you can do that now...

>>3926730
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
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>>3926736
I WILL KEEP ON COMING BACK TO RUIN IT. NO GETTING AWAY FAGGOT! AS LONG AS IM AROUND THIS SHITS GOING DOWN.1

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>>3926751
lol whatever troll.

I wonder if the spammer understands the concept of IP range banning and realizes that if he gets banned multiple times they can easily ban every IP he uses, at which point he'll have to fag off to another chan or enjoy using shitty proxies.

You start to continue down the vent, but before you can take a gander at the form in--OH GOD RAILROAD'D.

CHOO CHOO.

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
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wat?

>>3926781

Loot the train.

Save this thread.

pic unrelated

>>3926773
I HAVE BEEN BANNED SO MANY FUCKING TIMES I LOST COUNT! I DELETE BROWSING HISTORY,DELETE COOKIES, CHANGE IP AND IM SET. I KEEP COMING BACK. A BAN IS NOTHING MORE THAN 2 OR 3 MINUTES GETTING BACK. FUCK OFF MORON!!!!!
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>>3926758
FUCKING DIE ALREADY
>>3926753
NO U!

>>3926805
no u troll

Also, nice to be continued OP. Can't wait till next time!

>>3926805
Hey super trollan man, there is another quest going on over at >>3921415

Spam it too.

>>3926825
NO THAT SEEMS KIND OF COOL ACTUALLY. ONCE THIS SHIT GOES DEAD MAYBE I WILL SPAM IT. OTHERWISE NOT UR PA SO STFU!!!1

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AND YOU WILL CALL ME SUPER TROLLER SIR!

Super Trolling man: destroyer of threads. fail. i wish i had a personal guy to just ruin threads that sucked dick though.

>>3926892
FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT!

>>3926899
ACTUALLY IM BORED. /r/ing TARGETS OF GAY THREADS FROM ANYWHERE IDC WHERE IT IS.

you know what...

I'm going to start a quest. Just because of this spammer.

There's been dorfquest, and gruequest- I think I'm gonna work on greyquest.

>>3926911
oh hey- and now you're leaving. just like we all said.

Trolls always lose, I guess.