Fuck yeah Saturday.

Aldwin, after 5 days at the guildhall of the Goldmoon Slayers, is finally returning to the windmill.

YAY!

Fuck yeah! I haven't been on for Dorf Quest in ages, I've been stuck reading it on the archives. Now I can actually help. Ask Cultist what she's been doing lately.

Check to see if 'family' is not brutally murdered by demons.

fuck yes, dorf quest

>>3977041
>>3977045
Family seems to be in pretty good condition!

>>3977041
>Ask Cultist what she's been doing lately.
Do we even have a fan to push her into?

>>3977067
Tell Lily to get off the table. Do we not have chairs? If not then make note to acquire chairs.

>>3977067
Detection avoided.

>>3977098
Shake table and make ghost sounds.

Grab her legs and go BOO!

>>3977098
She can see the door has been open. She'll soon work it out.

woot! haven't been on at start in a lonnggg time.

>>3977107

>>3977107
>>3977112
>Scare Lily

Lily is distressed!

>>3977146
Let's see what she does now.

>>3977146
Show your head and grin.

Reveal yourself.

Activate Boo! face

>>3977146
See what Lily's reaction to the situation is.

>>3977147
Lily has fled!

>>3977164
Go outside and wait for a while. Enter like nothing has happened.

Have a good laugh.

>>3977164
Fuck, we are in trouble

>>3977173
Aldwin silently retreats.

>>3977191
Wait a minute. The enter non-nonchalantly.

>>3977173
Better yet, run for a bit back, then walk towards the windmill again as if you're still on the way back.

>>3977191
Oh god, the table has female on it.

>>3977194

And don't be mean this time!

>>3977194

This.

Then hug your family.

>>3977207
female urine? lol

>>3977194
Wait I put non twice. How the fuck did i do that?

>>3977207

wat.

Lily is budding!

She is fungus?

>>3977199
>>3977194

Cultist seems to be trying to reassure Lily that the place is not haunted. Lily seems unconvinced.

>>3977241
>>3977227
>>3977207
Oh lookit me, the drawfag too cool to know how he shot layers.

>>3977265
Tell Lily and Cultist that he's not so sure on that. He heard tale of a terrible death in the windmill... it is withing the realm of possibility that it could be haunted.

>>3977265
Act concerned and say we should explore the windmill further to see if there any ghosts.

>>3977275
Yeah, the death we caused.

>>3977265

Remind her that Don Quixote died here.

>>3977265
hug family

>Rape Lily

>>3977265

Ask what happened, then claim it's a sign of Xom's and Nemelex' approval.

>>3977275
>>3977280
>>3977283
>>3977285
Aldwin tells a ghost story - the story of the mad knight whose spirit has haunted this windmill for centuries!

>>3977325
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Does nobody realize what will happen? We'll turn out to be right and the ghost will teach us a lesson!

>>3977303
Who lets these sick fucks in here? gb2/d/.

>>3977325
Break into song and dance.

I am I, Don Quixote,
The Lord of la Mancha,
My destiny calls and I go,
And the wild winds of fortune
Will carry me onward,
Oh whithersoever they blow!

>>3977336
>Rape Lily with a Horse Penis Demon

>>3977325
>centuries

Lily calls your bluff.

>>3977335

Of course.

That's what makes it fun.

BTW, will the satan arm reach the windmill? That thing's been left unchecked for too long.

>>3977354
Ask her what other possible explanation there could be?

>>3977354
"Days, centuries, minor details. There's a ghost in this windmill and we must exorcise it!"

>>3977369
"Time is unimportant! We must find and exorcise this ghost, before it strikes once more!"

Cultist gets excited. "Hwee cahn ehhcksorsize ghosts!"

Lily adds that Aldwin needs to work on his 'SRS BIZNIS' face.

>>3977414

Perform ghost ritual.

Use Dulcinea letter (we still have that right?)

>>3977414

Let's do it. It will amuse Xom!

>>3977440
We serve Nemelex when we're Aldwin, you idort!

>>3977450
Nemelex, Xom, they both got x's in them. It's so hard to keep track of all these gods.

>>3977450
Well, Cultist can do it for Xom.

>>3977450

Doesn't mean we can't do something nice for our girlfriend, you nincompoop!

>>3977439
Yes! Aldwin knows he put it somewhere! But... he's not really sure where. It should be somewhere in the house. Aldwin says the only sensible line in this situation.

So Scooby and Shaggy will check the kitchen with Lily, and Cultist and Aldwin will check the bedroom. Okay? Okay.

>>3977485

Okay.

>>3977501

Yep. What could possibly go wrong?

>>3977501
Lily takes her view from the vantage point, ready to keep a keen eye out for anything that moves. Nothing will escape her again!

>>3977531
Er... shouldn't we close that door? Anybody could come in.

>>3977531

Bedroom time.

>>3977543
considering how Aldwin just kind of walked in anyway, I doubt it even has a lock.

>>3977543
Aha, a keen eye! Private Lily does her job well.

She goes back to her post...

Engage in lewd acts with Cultist, ask her to make ghost sounds while doing it.

>>3977572
look out for any odd noises. After all, someone may have sneaked in when you weren't looking! They could already be up stairs! Better be ready to run up and intervene if you hear anything suspicious.

>>3977609

Xom DAMN! It's ghosts. Real ghosts!

... or the lock's broken.

>>3977609
Note: Get new door lock

>>3977626
I see what your trying to do there. And I like it! Anon you magnificent bastard, I read your book!

>>3977657

Roosterhalt needs to live up to her name, doesn't she?
Really makes you wonder how Cultist managed to get pregnant...

>>3977556
>Bedroom time!

Cultist checks under the bed, while Aldwin checks the drawers! He idly wonders when Cultist had a mirror put in.

>>3977626

This please.

Go lily!

>>3977691

Ask her.

Also.

TRAPSENSE.

Is it just me, or has everyone forgotten that Lily can read the posts here?

>>3977725
I thought she was "blind" when off-screen.

>>3977691
Check the vent

>>3977725
Gnome has proably forgotten, so it is no longer true.

>>3977755

Lily can read /tg/ only in the presence of a main character, it's canon.

>>3977691
Huff on mirror, see if any notes appear. Prepare NOTEREADING.

>>3977725
I imagined Lily would have to think of doing so first, and we got lucky.

>>3977777
hi god

>>3977713
"Cultist, when did we get a mirror?" Aldwin asks.

"Lee-lee put eet een, hso hwee could do our hhhair by ourselves! Lee-lee showed ahhs how!"

>Trapsense
...What's this? A secret floor! Aldwin opens it...

...and finds the letter to Dulcinea, as well as a pair of strange books!

"Orc Pregnancy - a step by step guide from conception to delivery" and "Tome of Kids: The How-To Guide on Raising Children to be Adventurers"

>>3977801
Sniff assorted undergarments while Cultist is not looking.

>>3977801
INVESTIGATE FLOOR!

>>3977837
Ask Cultist what these are here for.

>>3977837
Surprise and shock!

Are they the Xomian edition?

>>3977837

Alright. Put on WAT face and question cultist!

>>3977837

Turn around and say, "uhhh.."

>>3977837
Show your interest in becoming a responsible parent and make a not to read everything later. Take letter.

>>3977855
...Well that sounds like Lily!

>>3977912
Clever Devil.

>>3977912
Run down, defeat ghost.

>>3977912
Has anyone really been far evan as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>3977912

DAMN! She halts EVERYTHING, not just roosters!

INVESTIGATE.

>>3977912
DAMN YER BREATH, APPRENTICE NECKBEARD

>>3977932
wut

>>3977932
wat

>>3977912
Slam the door!

>>3977932
even pancake crystal elderly

Take books.

Investigate.

Ask her point-blank if she's pregnant. Go into a state of shock when given a positive response.

Then scream happily all your lungs out because you have succesfully passed on your genes and aren't a loser anymore.

Then scream in terror because you don't know if you can handle the responsibility.

>>3978018

But Gnome is a tricky bastard sometimes, and hasn't revealed that Aldwin is even the father...

>>3978025
You dare suggest Cultist would be unfaithful?!

>>3978025
And if he is... it's about orc pregnancy and it'd be a quarter orc... (cultist was half orc right?)

>>3978031
I would not only suggest it, I would dare to say it is probable!

>>3978031

No, I wouldn't and I am praying to almighty Atheismo right now that Gnome doesn't mess with this pregnancy too much, just saying that he did give Mado amnesia right at the end...

>>3977929
>>3977930
>>3977939
>>3977949
>Investigate!

A pair of concerned parents rush into the adjacent room!

...LILY IS GONE.

In her place seems to be a note!

>>3978031
Beardbeard is pretty sexy.

>>3978031
For khayoss!

Speaking of which maybe Xom decided to "bless her".

>>3978039

She is a full orc

>>3978043
READ NOTE

>>3978043
READTHENOTE

>>3978043

FINLAY!!!!

(Also obligatory READ NOTE)

>>3978025
Even if he wasn't a father, he would logically assume he was - until Cultist broke the bad news. So that'd be his logical first reaction.

Hope he's the daddy, though. It'd be just ridiculous if he wasn't.

Hey - MAYBE IT'S A VIRGIN MIRACLE THING OF XON!

>>3978053
>>3978050
>>3978048
NOTEMIND

READ NOTE

HUG CULTIST

>>3978045
>>3978031

Not unfaithful if it's a blessing from the gods.

fuck reading! FOLLOW OUT SIDE HE CAN'T HAVE GONE FAR!

>>3978065

>>3978068
THERE IS A NOTE, IT MUST BE READ, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? READ NOTE

>>3978048
>>3978050

It says one word.

>>3978031
Gnome did draw Aldwin walking in on Cultist and Finlay in bed.
>>3978043
Read that shit

>>3978085
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>3978085

FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I KNEW IT, THAT ASSHOLE IS GOING DOWN!
TO THE ASSASSIN HQ!

>>3978085
Goddamn prick

Invite Cultist to help kill the shit out of him

>>3978043

NO TIME TO READ
WE MUST ACHIEVE INNER BEARDBEARD
BE GUIDED BY RAGE ALONE

>>3978085

FUCK!

ACTIVATE RAGE FACE.

After the son of a bitch!

>>3978085
Hey at least he's kinda on our side now. This might not be as bad as you think - even if he is an asshole.

>>3978091
>Gnome did draw Aldwin walking in on Cultist and Finlay in bed.

Non-canon mindfuck art that doesn't count.

>>3978085

FFFFFFFFF

>>3978100

STILL HOLDS TRUE

>>3978105
>Non-canon mindfuck art that doesn't count.
He also refused to draw Aldwin and Cultist together.

HMMMM, I WONDER WHY

>>3978085
GODFUCKINGDAMNIT, FUCKING FINLAY. FIND DICKFACE, STAB HIM IN THE FACE. WITH CARDS. AND A DAGGER. DICKFACE.

>>3978085
Rest assured that Lily is in the hands of a responsible adult and go find that ghost.

>>3978085
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

ACTIVATE RAGE MODE. DESTROY FINLAY.

>>3978123
>STAB HIM IN THE FACE. WITH CARDS.

DEATH BY A THOUSAND PAPER CUTS

>>3978085
Hmm... an enigma. Clearly, a brilliant mind came with this puzzling obstacle.

What is this? A "fin" of "lay"? A "lay" of "fin"? Or maybe it's an acronym of several different things that must be solved before they can be put together and lead us to the next clue.

Intriguing.

>>3978085
Recruit Beardbeard and Rampage till your foes are broken, defiled, corpses at your feet and Lily is safe in your arms.

>>3978085
GIVE MY DAUGHTER BACK!

"Oh no , the rat has kidnapped Lily, what do we dooooooooooo"

"WE CALL THE BEARDBEARD"

>>3978136
Beardbeard has his own more pressing problems.

OK, WE'RE GONNA FIND FINLAY, AND WE'RE GOING TO PLAY 52 CARD PICK UP WITH THE DECK OF SUMMONING

>>3978154

WE DON'T NEED HIM. WE NEED TO LEARN TO TAP INTO OUR OWN RESERVES OF BURNING ANGER

>>3978155
YES! WE CAN UNITE FORCES TO HANDLE THEM BOTH! TOGETHER WE ARE STRONG!

>>3978162
"TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROW!
EEEEEERUPTING!
BUUUURNING!
FIIIIIINGEEER!
SEKIHA! TENKIOKEN!"

Cultist and Aldwin are ready to get dangerous.

To Goldmoon's place!

>>3978145

This.

Channel your inner Liam Neeson.

>>3978179
They only look slightly displeased, like Aldwin just dropped his icecream cone and now Cultist has buy another one.

>>3978179
Does Cultist have any high-level attack spells?

In before Finlay attempts to use Lily as a shield for his attempt to kill Goldmoon and Aldwin/Cultist arrive just in time to see this.

ib4 injury and miscarriage for Cultist.

Dum na na na

>>3978200
Turns out Gnome was Buckley all along.

>>3978208
Are you suggesting Buckley could make an epic text adventure without a single B^U?!

>>3978179

Quick travel activated.

>>3978200
>>3978208
I sincerely hope Gnome isn't so stupid as to try and pull such shit.

>>3978222
Theory busted. I'll be back, you hear me! I'll be back.

>>3978239
He HAS been trying to pull some plot over on us, instead of just JAWSOME.

>>3978239
What if it's our horrible choices that make this situation true? What if we're so horrendously stupid we give Gnome no choice whatsoever, and inadvertently cause it ourselves?

"The priest says Cultist will be okay, but regrets to say that he couldn't save the baby. This is entirely your fault, /tg/, I hope you're happy."

>>3978239
He could do that... then Xom ressurrects the aborted fetus into an unholy abomination of a child.

>>3978179
Goldmoon must know. Finlay can't get away with this kind of bullshit!

>>3978263
Yeah but there's a bad kind of plot as well, and miscarriage is one of the worst ones imaginable.

>>3978270
>>3978271
That's just icky. Hope not.

>>3978226

Aldwin drops in on Goldmoon and asks where Finlay is. She tells him due to his broken arm, the priest has disallowed him from leaving his room except for meals. So, he should be there. Goldmoon asks what the problem is.

>>3978182
Aldwin would actually be more of the Inigo Montoya persuasion.

>>3978194
Like Lily said, Aldwin needs to work on his SRS BIZNIS face.

>>3978208
Now, I don't get worked up much, BUT SOME THINGS YOU JUST NEVER SAY MAN. NEVER.

>>3978271
>>3978270
>>3978200
Oh c'mon guys. A miscarriage would be too easy mode. If I'm going to jerk your chain around about things, there are MUCH more effective ways to do it. Something like that, completely beyond your control, is just a stupid attempt at pity garnering.

>>3978270
PALAD-I mean GNOME MUST FALL

>>3978208
>Gnome was Buckley all along.
god forbid

The thought that Weaver could be SIGOURNEY Weaver for his GRIMDARK style still haunts me every now and then. Don't break my mind with another nightmare, please.

>>3978271

And yet we love it unconditionally anyway.

>>3978294
OHSHI IT'S B^U!

YOU'RE BUCKLEY AFTER ALL!

Tell Goldmoon exactly what's going on.

>>3978294
What if it wasn't Finlay after all? What if the real kidnapper knew our hatred for him and tried to cover his tracks with that?

I mean, he IS technically a good guy now.

>>3978294

Show Note.

Explain Situation.

Emanate cold rage.

>>3978323

Uh..isn't he in on the conspiracy to overthrow Goldmoon? Therefore our enemy?

>>3978294
>Oh c'mon guys. A miscarriage would be too easy mode. If I'm going to jerk your chain around about things, there are MUCH more effective ways to do it. Something like that, completely beyond your control, is just a stupid attempt at pity garnering.
Good to hear it.
>>3978312
>Tell Goldmoon exactly what's going on.
Seconding this. She'll probably be more effective than Aldwin and Cultist combined and multiplied by pi.

>>3978294
>Something like that, completely beyond your control, is just a stupid attempt at pity garnering.

Same thing with the father being someone else than Aldwin, am I right? Please don't go there.

>>3978312
>>3978324
>REVEAL ALL
...Goldmoon is pissed. She leads you to his room immediately.

>>3978392
That door is mislabeled. It should read "Finlay Dickface, Colossal Douchebag"

>>3978392
Burst in dramatically.

>>3978401
Correct this mistake later.

>>3978412
No, you must be sneaky.

>>3978392
STOP.

Check for traps.

>>3978392
ib4 horribly mutilated corpse. Bonus points if Finlay is in the same condition too.

Incidentally, the whole 900 clue still applies

see: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3847908/#3848039

>>3978412
DRAMATIC ENTRY!

The door slams open as Aldwin bursts in, dagger at the ready!

>>3978450
I bet it's just Finlay there, asking what's going on. WE HAD THE WRONG TARGET ALL ALONG!

Why wouldn't he leave note anyway? The only reason would be a), whoever did it tries to frame Finlay, or b), it really was Finlay and this is a trap.

>>3978450

Finlay and Lily making out. He was just a pedophile all along!

>>3978458
Stab Finlay to death anyway.

>>3978462
Lily is his reincarnated lover from the far past!

>>3978458

a) would be interesting, but it's not like we know anyone else. Who else would kidnap Liliy?

Also, Finlay and Lily are probably just chilling and hanging out in the room. Calling it.

>>3978464
Yeah FInlay's a dick so let's kill him anyway.

>>3978474
>Who else would kidnap Liliy?

Some new character? Another conspirator from the cult?

"WHERE IS LILY?" Aldwin shouts, slamming Finlay from his chair into the wall. Something spills - Aldwin doesn't care.

>>3978490
I KNEW IT

I TOLD YOU BUT DID YOU LISTEN

YOU WERE ALL BLINDED BY RAGE FOR THIS ASSHOLE (he doesn't even deserve half of it) AND COULDN'T THINK RATIONALLY

YOU FOOLS

>>3978490
Stab him to death, nobody likes him anyway, damn the plot!

Something doesn't seem quite right here.

As much I'd like to see Finlay become a DEAD VILLAIN and not a RECURRING VILLAIN ASSHOLE MOTHER FUCKER GOD I WISH HE WAS DEAD, that would probably be less than good.

Beat him for answers, tho'.

>>3978495
Meh, we're just killing him a little early

>>3978495
DID YOU FORGOT HE BEAT UP LILY BEFORE? HE DESERVES EVERY BIT OF RAGE. WE WILL MURDER HIM NOW. KILL THE FUCKER. INTERROGATE AND THEN KILL.

>>3978511
But whoever kidnapped Lily now deserves the exact same rage, doesn't he? And his case is far more urgent: We go there, torture the new asshole to death, and then torture Finlay to death.

Don't kill him. He either didn't do it and was framed (in which case we are killing him for no reason), or Lily isn't here, and we need him alive long enough for him to talk

What will happen:

-We will be reasonable and not kill him, but still fueled by rage we will beat the crap out of him and humiliate him for no reason whatsoever
-With his pride broken, Finlay will go completely psycho and start hunting us
-In a DRAMATIC SHOWDOWN, Finlay will win because of some crazy backup plan, and he will proceed to torture and kill us horribly just because we're being cunts now

FUCK YES YOU'RE THE BEST PLAN EVER

>>3978524
THIS WAY IS QUICKER. IT'LL ONLY TAKE A MOMENT TO KILL HIM. THEN WE CAN FIND THE REAL FUCKER.

>>3978524
Just because Finlay is sitting here doesn't mean he's not the mastermind behind it. What better way to clear yourself than by making them come to you first, then convincing them you didn't do it? Then he's free to act while Aldwin and them run around like chickens with their heads cut off, because they aren't looking for him.

>>3978495
>>3978505
Aldwin asks again with his fist, before Finlay can answer.

...he vaguely notices something smells horribly citric.

>>3978524

The biggest problem is, assuming Finlay isn't playing dumb right now and really did kidnap her (he may have put the note there to make it seem like he was framed, CIRCLES WITHIN CIRCLES), we don't know who kidnapped her, or where to start looking.

Lily put the note there and ran off to see what we would do!

>>3978550
>..he vaguely notices something smells horribly citric.

A CLUE! ACT ON IT!

>>3978550
OH SHIT
LEMON LIME CLONE
GODDAMN SPRITES

>>3978550
Let's give him a chance to answer this time.

Also check what the fuck spilled

>>3978550
QUICKLY YOU FOOL. KILL FINLAY BEFORE HE PULLS SOME ACE FROM HIS SLEEVE. KILL HIM!

>>3978550
>...he vaguely notices something smells horribly citric.
Find it and threaten to push Finlay's face in it.

Citric?

Gnome is telegraphing something....What could it be?

Also, beating Finlay up isn't going to do us any good. What would do us good is getting his fucking awesome hat. Plus it will traumatize him more.

>>3978550
Investigate smell.

>>3978563
>>3978569
...Wait, that's not a citric scent at all! Aldwin is so confused. The scent is slightly painful, however, and he - OH SHIT ITS EATING MY CLOAK OH GOD SOME OF IT GOT ON MY SHIRT OW MY SKIN THIS BURNS

His Hat.

He doesn't have his Hat.

Double?!

>>3978597
>citric acid burns skin

lol

>>3978597
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>3978597

Ohshit.

Strip!

>>3978597
I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO KILL HIM QUICK. HAVE CULTIST HELP SORT IT OUT AND THEN FINISH THIS!

>>3978597
STRIP
THROW AT FINLAY DICKFACE

>>3978597

Call Goldmoon. Have her sort it out. She's loads better than us, plus with his arm broken Finlay can't take her on.

>>3978597
Wash it off. With you canteen.

>>3978641
NO WATER IN ACID ARE YOU CRAZY

>>3978608
>lololo its not citric acid, Aldwin just doesn't know chemicals by smell

>>3978612
The only safe solution! Aldwin is now down to wearing only PANTS.

>>3978659
Strip pants just to be safe.

>>3978659

Oh my, it's getting sexy in here...

>>3978659
Aldwin: Continue questioning, be a bit more calm this time. Lily's life is at stake, there's no point in raging over it. Be more rational.

Cultist and Goldmoon: Blush furiously at the shirtless Aldwin.

>>3978659
Where the fuck is Finlay? What the hell is that on the ground? Investigate.

>>3978659

Cultist brag to Goldmoon about having her way with such a MANLY PHYSIQUE

>>3978659

Get Goldmoon to help.

Loot cloak and HAT. Cuz Finlay wrecked our clothes, Goldmoon will probably allow it.

>>3978659
Cultist comes over and treats the acid burn.

It stops hurting, but you wonder if the scar wouldn't have looked more... manly.

>>3978687
I think that IS Finlay. We were just punching him, remember?

Take a deep breath, then go back to the slightly less violent threats.

ORGY TIME

>>3978699
Cultist looks cute here.

Anyway, back to questioning.

>>3978699
RIGHT. KILL FINLAY NOW.

>>3978699
Interrogate Finlay in a more manly manner.

>>3978699
BE BRAVE, YOUNG ROGUE.

REAL MEN WEAR PINK.

>>3978687
That thing on the ground is a poorly drawn - and now very indignant - Finlay.

>>3978730
ask him wtf he was doing with ACID.

>>3978730
I still think Finlay has nothing whatsoever to do with this.

Does Cultist or Goldmoon know any spells to force him to tell the truth? Use those at him, question him, and leave him alone when he gives truthful answer that he's innocent, in this case at least.

>>3978730

Produce NOTE as proof

>>3978730
Aggressively interrogate. Do it as quickly as possible. When done show a signal for you all to gang up on him and kill him. Piss on his corpse.

>>3978730
Kiss Finlay.

Don't ask why, just do it, it's all part of a complex plan.

>>3978730

Show Note.

Then ask who would want to frame him.

Also, ask cultist if she has any tracking spells on her.

>>3978742
>leave him alone
After all he's done? Fuck no. Let's gut the bastard.

>>3978764
He's technically innocent. WE MUST FRAME HIM FOR SOMETHING FIRST.

>>3978730
Restate your previous query.

>>3978772
Innocent of kidnapping? Maybe. Trying to assassinate Lily's mom, take us out like a suck and beating up Lily? He's guilty as hell and it's about time we took him out for it.

>>3978740
"Alchemy. I make my own poisons; I was trying to make ones that worked faster. Acid works pretty damn fast, but it smells something fierce. I was trying to make it smell less... obvious." Finlay responds.

>>3978761
>>3978745
You start digging in your pocket for the note, when suddenly, Goldmoon speaks up with an observation. "Finlay... Your arm seems to be working rather well, considering its fractured in three places."

>>3978730
WE HAVE WASTED TOO MUCH TIME ALREADY

LILY IS IN DANGER

ACT FAST, SQUEEZE FINLAY OUT OF EVERYTHING HE MIGHT KNOW

HAVE GOLDMOON KILL HIM WHILE YOU AND CULTIST FIND LILY

>>3978817
>You start digging in your pocket for the note, when suddenly, Goldmoon speaks up with an observation. "Finlay... Your arm seems to be working rather well, considering its fractured in three places."

I bet he got it fixed by some shady figure in exchange of handing him Lily.

Still, WHY DIDN'T WE NOTICE THIS IT'S OBVIOUS WE SUCK

>>3978817
He could've just visited cleric. Duh.

>>3978817
BEGIN INTERROGATION AND TORTURE. GOLDMOON'S PROBABLY BETTER AT IT SO LET HER DO MOST OF IT. THEN KILL THE WEASEL.

I'm still waiting for Aldwin to discover the great news about Cultist. It's the only reason I was waiting for this more than Beardbeard and Garrelf's awesome quest of memory restoration and lesbians.

>>3978844
>>3978836
But recall, he was not allowed outside of his room. Period.

Finlay attacks! Goldmoon seems unconcerned.

>>3978890
>But recall, he was not allowed outside of his room. Period.

Then how could he possibly have anything to do with Lily's kidnapping?

>That can be done from his room?

Yes, and so can getting someone come to heal his arm and take Lily away.

>>3978867

If Nevada doesn't kill Beardbeard first. Anyone notice that she has 6 fucking dots in Agile, one more than the mortal norm?! We have to ask her how she did that.

Oh yeah, Let Goldmoon handle it.

Aldwin can't help but notice that Goldmoon never seems not-bored.

>>3978911
>If Nevada doesn't kill Beardbeard first.

She's a good guy, isn't she? She won't be killing those who raised her from the dead without a good reason, especially when they have her friend with them who's apparently not being very unconcerned about the evilness of his companions anymore.

That they killed her in the first place might effect on something, but still.

>>3978904

The point is, he wasn't supposed to be out of the room at all, if he left to get his arm healed, he could have also left to kidnap Lily

Shoot Finlay in the knee with our crossbow. Bastard can't dodge it in this cramped space.

>>3978924
Grope her.

For her entertainment.

>>3978927
But MY point is, that both of those could have been done from his room, too. Someone could have arrived there to handle his arm.

>>3978924
If this is the number-two assassin of her guild, how could she ever be threatened by any assassination attempts at all?

>>3978659
>>3978659
>>3978659

Finlay's Cloak of Obscurity.

LOOT IT.

>>3978924
We should hit her with a card from the Deck of Bewitching at some point.

The top card is RAGE, so let's hit her with it.

Yes, I realize this is bad idea.

>>3978941

Poison, surrounding her and trapping her etc. Nevada might have threatened her and given her a run for her money. Bitch was fast. She might be in the conspiracy.

>>3978945

I suppose we could use it on Aldwin. He needs to improve his SRS BSNESS/RAGE face.

>>3978945

I second this terrible idea

>>3978974
Heh, count me in too.

>>3978911
>Let Goldmoon handle it
...Finlay seems rather handled.

>>3978941
Goldmoon isn't worried about herself - hence why she's still here. She is more worried about Lily.

>>3978984
>>3978974
>>3978945
yer all nuts, goldmoon clearly has this handled un-raged, and I'm sure she'd be pissed if we used a card on her.

>>3978958
No no, Nevada is canonically a good guy, and is in the guild for killing evil assholes, not for the money.

>>3978989
Laugh at him! Laugh at him hard!

>>3978989
...Ow.

Okay, what now? We need to find Lily and get this over with. Poor girl's probably scared.

>>3978989
Finlay is dead, yay. We'll regret this later, but for now, yay!

Ask Goldmoon for clues.

Does anyone have the impression that Finlay will come back from the dead as a hateful demon?

>>3978989

Have Cultist channel Xom's guidance to help locate Lily

Trapsense? Maybe there's a hidden door.

>>3979029
Yes. But we don't have time to think that while Lily is in danger.

>>3978989

Can cultist turn him into a horrible abomination?

Outside reflecting inside etc?

Also.

LOOT!

This thread is autosage. Should you make a new one?

>>3979051
We're riding this bitch.

>>3979051
>>3979057
I don't notice these things unless people tell me!

New thread: >>3979080