I bet Goldmoon is a total lesbo

Tell her to stop.

Inform her that Finlay was looking to pin her murder on someone. Ask who it might be.

>>3979080
DO SOMETHING, LILY IS SCARED AND ALONE

HAVE CULTIST CAST SOME LOCATION SPELL TO FIND HER

>>3979080
vomit shouldn't be red >_>

Aldwin gets the fuck situated, and does dramatic finger point at Goldmoon.

"That's all very well and good- and quite informative, I hope Cultist was taking some notes- but now I have no one to question!"

>>3979080
Loot cloak and hat: Finlay won't need 'em anymore.

Help yourself to some acid too. Check all the closets for everything that could help you in your quest.

Is there a link to the last thread? The archive stops after we confront Finlay, and I missed the first thread.

HOW THE FUCK DOES FINLAY GO FROM BEING GRABBED TO BEING A STAIN ON THE WALL?

...
This thread is not fail. Proceed.
Hurm.

At least vomit over Finlay!

TRAPSENSE, DAMNIT

There's probably a secret door or something

>>3979141
Yes, do the trapsense.

>>3979129
The fad begins

>>3979116
Aldwin turns and points dramatically, as soon as he is humanly able.

She is LONG gone by then.

>>3979127
Sorry, old thread: >>3976998

>>3979121

This.

Cloak of Obscurity is awesome. Loot everything you see. Follow Goldmoon for some leads.

>>3979172
Aldwin: Trapsense.
Cultist: Locate Lily spell.

Or you could just follow Goldmoon, who probably has a plan.

>>3979172
We got any vomit left in us? If so do it over Finlay. If not just laugh at his corpse now that we're not so disgusted.

Loot before leaving.

>>3979178
>>3979121
Well, no sense wasting proper valuables. Armed with FINLAY'S HAT and CLOAK OF OBSCURITY, as well as 2 vials of UNKNOWN CHEMICALS, Aldwin is ready to... hell, what the fuck is he going to do now?

Oh, right. Trapsense!

...Aldwin detects nothing in this room. No traps, no secret doors. That's... actually quite surprising.

>>3979210
Ask Cultist to cast a locate spell. Follow Goldmoon yourself.

>>3979210
No. It's not.

That is why you're going to Goldmoon and telling her about how Finlay was trying to frame her murder on someone.

>>3979210

Fuck Yes. We now look good and proper. Go to Goldmoon, inquire about her enemies and ask who would want to make Finlay a fall guy, cause that's what he probably is..

>>3979172

Awesome, thanks. Now that I'm all caught up I realize I'll kind of miss Finlay. Yeah he was a selfish dick, but I always like the down-to-earth villains with realistic motivations to the over-the-top ridiculous ones.

>>3979210

Now that our long-standing quest to procure an awesome hat is complete, it might be best to follow Goldmoon. Clearly Finlay didn't act alone (if at all) to kidnap Lily, and Goldmoon will have a better grasp as to who her enemies are.

After all, how long can you run a GOOD-ALIGNED assassin's guild before other guilds start getting pissed at you?

>>3979218
>>3979217

Aldwin decides to chase after Goldmoon. Cultist follows along.

PRIMER ON XOMIAN MAGIC: Magic granted by Xom comes in one form: Transformative magic. Mutations, healing, and physical augmentations are within his domain. As such, Cultist doesn't actually have access to divinations of any variety. You'd want a cleric of Fate for those - Fate's Magic grants illusions and divinations.

>>3979210

Good, his hat. I didn't think he was going to show us to that habidasher anyway.

>>3979250
ORIJINAL TRAVUL SCENE2
:D

also, that would make nevada a likely follower of fate right?

>physical augmentations

This would be useful....

>>3979262

Hmmm...you're right.

...HEY GAIZ I FOUND GOLDMOON.

>>3979292

That's a good sign...

>>3979292
That would be number one, wouldn't it?

>>3979292
HIT HER WITH THE RAGE

SHE NEEDS IT

>>3979292

Perhaps we're facing a new, more powerful neckbeard. With enhanced nerdrage abilities far beyond Lily's capacity.

In any case, we should see if Goldmoon is still not dead, and find out what the fuck blasted her. STEALTHILY.

>>3979297
Actually Goldmoon is number 1.

And she seems to be still standing, albeit fatigued.

>>3979303
This is either Finlay or Garrelf.

Money's on Finlay.

>>3979303
Defend Goldmoon. Three of you should be enough to deal with the attacker.

Also Nevada was the one Finlay was going to frame Goldmoon's assassination on, wasn't she?

I know this is a longshot, but who's the only person we know that could put a god on the ropes?

>>3979303
Her attacker approaches rapidly!

>>3979324
Oh fuck.

>>3979303

Summon Hive. Get everyone the fuck out. We can't handle this just yet. A crafty rogue must plan.

>>3979324

Shit, we are all fucked. Run and save ourselves.

>>3979324
DO SOMETHING ALREADY! DON'T JUST STAND THERE!

>>3979324
This man destroyed the death star.

Do you have any idea how much EXP he got from that?

We're truly fucked.

>>3979324

Uhh..session powers info? Can we Cloak of Obscurity all three of us outta here?

>>3979324
what are you doing here Furious George? You are a side character, you should be off enjoying your sidequest.

>>3979337

wat.

Who the hell's attacking Goldmoon?!

>>3979324

Now would be a good time to bring up Cultist's pregnancy

Goldmoon barely dodges the attack! She looks rather damaged.

>>3979338
The Cloak of Obscurity can be used to make its wearer invisible for 1 minute. Aldwin won't abandon Cultist!

>>3979365

Heart of Cards.

Summon rush.

>>3979365
What are our cards again? We should use the cards!

>>3979365

Use deck of summoning to call forth monsters to distract Furious George while the three of us make our escape.

I thought Furious George was busy saving Aodor from SATAN'S ARM.

In any case, Aldwin must protect his harem! Take out a deck and start spamming shit to save Goldmoon!

Oh shit. This is what Nemelex was talking about.

Summon all you've got?

USE DECK OF SUMMONING.

I DID NOT SAY "CARD FROM DECK OF SUMMONING"

USE THE DECK.

ALL OF IT.

Merge with Hat
BECOME Finlay

>>3979339
Furious George screams. "YOU HEAR THAT? YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT? SIDE CHARACTER HE SAID! SIDE CHARACTER!"

"TELL THEM, LILY! I DEMAND TO BE A MAIN CHARACTER! TELL THEEEEEMMMMM!"

>>3979365
GO HELP HER ALREADY YOU FUCKERS

DON'T JUST STAND THERE LIKE IDIOTS

ALDWIN THROW RANDOM CARDS

>>3979397
FUCK HE CAN HEAR US.

>>3979397

NOOOO

Is this the BBEG?!

>>3979397
Maybe we can just do a Furious George Quest, alternating with Aldwin and Beardbeard? Sounds fair, right? Just.. just as much exposure as the others.

>>3979397
PARENTAL RAGE

KILL THE ASSHOLE

KILL HIM AND GRIND HIS BONES TO DUST

SPREAD THE DUST TO THE SEA OR SOMETHING

TEAR HIS SOUL APART

NOTHING SHALL REMAIN, NOT YOUR MEMORY OR NAME, IT WILL BE AS THOUGH YOU NEVER EVER LIVED

>>3979397
Lily, tell him he had his chance. He could have joined Beardbeard's party.

BUT NO. HE HAD TO FUCK IT UP.

It's all his own fault. GUILT TRIP THAT FUCKER.

>>3979397

THREE HAREM MEMBERS ARE NOW IN DANGER.

FURIOUS GEORGE MUST BE DEFEATED.

>>3979397
hah, called it. Sorry george, it just seemed like you enjoyed your fantastic adventures in search of bananas.

Note to gnome: his visible pelvis was a dead giveaway.

>>3979397
Dude chill. You can be a main character.

>>3979397

Oh god wat.

This is so random and insane and....awesome.

George..we could do...>>3979412

>>3979397
"Side characters are characters too, without them the main characters would not be at all interesting"

Let's use The Hive. We can distract George..

Can't Lily NERDRAGE?

Furious George is now ten times the asshole Finlay ever was. Kill him. No mercy.

Lily, use NERDRAGE, and Aldwin should use whatever attack cards he can muster.

>>3979434

Empower Lily's NERDRAGE with the RAGE card!

>>3979456

BINGO!

>>3979412
FUCK NO, NONE OF THIS SEPARATE BUT EQUAL BULL SHIT. I WILL TAKE MY OWN TIME SLOT. I WILL KILL YOU, AND THEN I WILL KILL BEARDBEARD, AND THIS WILL BE GEORGE QUEST.

>>3979428
I HAVE DONE MORE FOR THIS WORLD THAN YOUR PATHETIC DORF EVER WILL, I DESERVE THIS TIME SLOT! I HAVE EVOLVED SENTIENCE AND UNDERSTANDING AND LANGUAGE FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE! I AM A GREATER CHARACTER THAN ANY OF YOU WILL EVER BE!

>>3979421
If you called it as of >>3979324 then that really doesn't count - it was supposed to be recognizably George.

>>3979415
You're now all listening to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkGtDi6J8FE

I know I am.

>>3979456
BUT THAT WOULD CAUSE A RAGE OVERLOAD. ONLY A FULLY TRAINED NECKBEARD CAN HANDLE THOSE LEVELS!

>>3979469
THEN IT IS TIME FOR LILY TO BECOME LEGENDARY

>>3979465
Use Rage card on yourself.

Kill that fucker.

Cultist: Try to stay behind. You have a baby to protect.

>>3979465

Shit, if Beardbeard were here we could call upon Satan, he gave Furious George unlife, and he could take it away, but what are we supposed to do now?

>>3979465
blah, I guess all these guys are just dumb then.

>>3979465

This is getting fucking meta.

Summon Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ!

>>3979465
COUNTER POINT:

Death Star was in a galaxy far, far away.

>>3979465
Can Cultist do Turn Undead? Or does she have some kind of a transformation spell that'd be extremely effective against skeleton monkeys?

>>3979465
Lily, it's time for you to learn your power.

Aldwin, RAGE on Lily.
Lily: Amplified point blank nerd RAAAGE on furious george.

>>3979469

I'm kind of wanting to see Lily with a rage card evolve into a fully-fledged neckbeard of rage and give him a smackdown.

Also, we can't give up Aldwin's spot no matter what, this is a fight to the death.

>>3979465

THE TIME FOR TALK IS OVER

CULTIST CAN TURN/REBUKE UNDEAD, RIGHT? ALDWIN HAS SUMMON SPAM, LILY HAS NERDRAGE. LET'S DO THIS SHIT AND CLEAN UP THIS LOOSE END.

OH SHIT

THIS IS WHAT BEARDBEARD DID TO ALDWIN.

GOD DAMMIT.

>>3979465
NO YOU FUCKING LITTLE SHITHEAD MOTHER FUCKER

WE GAVE YOU A GODDAMN CHANCE TO JOIN IN OUR ADVENTURES, AND WHAT DID YOU FUCKING DO

YOU FUCKING ATTACKED US, YOU UPPITY LITTLE BITCH

YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LICK THE SCUM OFF THE BOTTOM OF MY GODDAMN BOOT

NOW GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR AND APOLOGIZE LIKE A GOOD BITCH BEFORE I SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL BE TASTING LEATHER

>>3979465
>I HAVE DONE MORE FOR THIS WORLD THAN YOUR PATHETIC DORF EVER WILL, I DESERVE THIS TIME SLOT! I HAVE EVOLVED SENTIENCE AND UNDERSTANDING AND LANGUAGE FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE! I AM A GREATER CHARACTER THAN ANY OF YOU WILL EVER BE!
"Ah, but you're still comparing yourself to that dorf, as long as you keep doing that you'll always be a side character. Just as much as Beardbeard is a side character to Garelf and his abilities. Don't you see, it is an endless cycle of hate and destruction. Can't we all just get along?"

>>3979467

Your music ends and mine begins.
Navras: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNKst6VU_2Q

One Winged Angel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn71hIsm0U8

YOUR DECK. UNLEASH IT.

Didn't Nemelex say he would load Aldwin's deck, or something? Did he mean against Beardbeard, or in this situation?

>>3979506
>>3979503
>>3979481
>>3979478
>>3979469
>>3979456
Aldwin takes a shot!

Let him become a main character.

DOMINATE HIS MIND UTTERLY, /tg/!

Goldmoon session power time?

also

If we miss hitting Lily with the RAGE card, we'll end up hitting Motherfucking Furious George.

Fun.

>>3979528
He meant against Beardbeard.

Which would be a pretty dickish move on both Aldwin and Nemelex's part, to attempt revenge on Beardbeard for the shit Furious George does.

rolled 6 = 6

>>3979533
Lily is tiny. You need a natural 20 to hit. Otherwise it'll hit George and we're fucked.

>>3979533

Here we go....

>>3979546
Well, fuck.

>>3979533

Brace for impact

>>3979534

This. Mark our words George, we'll make your life Hell.

>>3979546
He might be targeting Goldmoon

>>3979533

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>3979546
Do not listen to this man.

>>3979562
All the quotes point at Lily. Unlikely, therefore.

>>3979533

NEW ABILITY UNLOCKED: EPIC NERDRAGE

"HAH, YOU THINK I'D LET YOU TOUCH ME? HELL NO!" He uses Lily as a human shield against the attack!

>>3979575

OH THE IRONY.

Wait, if this doesn't go as planned, and we're fucked over, let's just make Furious George a main character.

Once that's done, shift control immediately, and force him to go do something not destructive.

Like fly into a black hole, or something.

>>3979575
You'd think he would have caught onto our plan, what with him being able to read what we're saying and all.

Whoops.

>>3979575
Use EPIC NERDRAGE for the Emperor.

>>3979575
LOL

He's clearly too stupid to become the main character.

Let's leave this for Lily. We might have to evacuate Goldmoon from the vicinity, too.

>>3979575
for being "sentient" and apparently someone with 4-th wall x-ray specs he sure is dumb

>>3979575

HAHAHA

OH WOW.

EPIC NERDRAGE TIME!

Tell Lily to Nerdrage before the card makes her go berserk!

>>3979575

Lily: Nerdrage Level 2: Fucking Dragonfags

>>3979575
Hell, we didn't even know what he was doing. The two pictures are a single moment, anyways.

>>3979575

Is Goldmoon's bunker fortified against the combined rage of a thousand neckbeards? If Lily's normal nerdrage can smash a wall, then a building collapse may become our next worry.

>>3979575
Everyone else: Run.

>>3979575

QUICKLY, ALDWIN MUST COVER CULTIST WITH HIS BODY TO PROTECT HER AND THE CHILD FROM SHOCKWAVES

one winged angel is over, my turn.

Dies Irae: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW1Uc-grcMs&feature=related

>>3979583
Well, more accurately, Lily can read it, and she's doing her best not to tell him the truth.

>>3979605
At the sound of the rising FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF everyone else begins to flee. Furious George finally realizes what is going on.

>>3979575
I anticipate five shots of Lily going from ... to fff... to FFFfffff.... to FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF And the RED EYES TEETH GRITTED FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


Time to leave.

>>3979626
GORY DISCRETION SHOT

HAVE CULTIST TELL ALDWIN THE GOOD NEWS WHILE HORRIBLE SCREAMS AND BLOOD COME FROM RIGHT OUTSIDE THE SCREEN

>>3979619
It's over:
My battle music time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJc7toiyPW8&feature=related

>>3979628

AWESOMELY ALMOST PSYCHIC POST.

>>3979626

Let's help Lily RAGE more...

Umm...

4th Edition!
Flare!
3.5!
Drizzit of Necron!

Furious George winds up to throw Lily like a grenade at the party!

>>3979651
interrupt with BEES! (hive)

>>3979667

Good thinking

>>3979651
See
>>3979667
Repeat: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

>>3979636
Watch Gnome end tonight's session before we can find out whether or not it's Aldwin's.

Just to fuck with us.

>>3979651

...

Well, so much for those three. GeorgeQuest it is, then?

>>3979651
BLOW THAT TOP NOW!!!

>>3979642

MY CARMINA BURANA O FORTUNA IMPERATRIX MUNDI WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU GOOD SIR.

RAGE LITTLE GIRL. RAGE WITH THE POWER OF THE WHEEEEEELLLL OFFF FOOOORRRTUUUUUNE!

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

>>3979651
I get the feeling he could never throw her far enough

>>3979677

I know, I'm really hoping we get to know or else it will consume me for the two weeks until the next Aldwin section...

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

>>3979681

SO PUMPED I FORGOT MAH SONG.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smuiDNhhj84

RAAAAAAAAAAGE

>>3979651
Goldmoon: KICK HIM IN THE MIDSECTION!

Aldwin summons some BEEEEEES to cover their escape! One catches Lily midflight, preventing her from harm.

>>3979651
Summon a creature between you and George to block Lily and keep her well withing blast radius of George.

>>3979720
Uh-oh.

>>3979720

Now the RAGE must be directed down from above onto Furious George!

MAKE A BEE GET GOLDMOON.

RIGHT NOW.

George resolves to take them all out at once, and chase after Aldwin and them after. The loss of Lily will be a pity, but he has a dream to fulfill.

His right arm explodes, and thin needle-like bone shards are propelled forward at a ridiculous velocity.

>>3979742
Goldmoon is already fleeing wi- wait where did she go?

>>3979745

Oh god Gnome, too much suspense...

>>3979745
Why did we save Lily? She could have handled this very well by herself.

>>3979756
MOM AND DAUGHTER TAG TEAM

RIP APART THAT BONY ASSHOLE

>>3979745
>thin needle-like bone shards are propelled forward at a ridiculous velocity
Counter with nerdrage release, thereby redirecting all the bone shards back to George.

>>3979756
herowik sacwifice tiem

>>3979756
I DUNNO MAYBE SHE'S ANYWHERE BUT IN THE TRAJECTORY OF BONESPUTTER SAVING LILY'S LIFE.

Ask her who would try to frame her assassination on someone other than Finlay.

>>3979745
>>3979756

Goldmoon too good to lose! Must find third option!

Uh...Use The Phantom? WTF does that do? Or maybe the heart of the cards?

>>3979766
>>3979778
The bees get wiped from the face of the universe.

>>3979762
THIS MUST BE

>>3979786
Shit, she looks bad.

Lily should help her. We put her in Rage for a reason.

>>3979786
GIVE HER A NICE PAT ON THE BACK!

>>3979786

Shit!

Cultist already used restoration without mutation on Aldwin! Goldmoon must not die. Do we heal and mutate her?

>>3979786
Goldmoon didn't fair much better than the bees.

>>3979816
Wait, is that Lily attacking her?

Channel her rage to George! DO IT!

>>3979816

Critical fucking mass. This is gonna be big.

>>3979816
AND YOU ARE OUT OF HERE

>>3979745
>>3979808
>>3979797
>>3979758
what's with all the dummies? this is getting retarded.

>>3979816

Tumble to Goldmoon and get her the hell out.

>>3979845
back in, check for damage.

>>3979845

In before close up on ruins of the assassin guild with a half-disintegrated Furious George rising from the ashes and swearing vengeance.

I guess the "Assassins guild got blowed up" excuse isnt that farfetched.

>>3979845
Ja savun hälvettyä tutkitaan vauriot.

Hope Lily didn't disintegrate Goldmoon as well. If she did, there might be some angst of guilt. Angst is bad.

>>3979857
>half-disintegrated
yeah, I'm thinking it will be close to 100% disintigrated

Eh we have a cleric, we can just rez goldmoon.


..horrificly but still.

>>3979870

"So... um... Cultist... I found these books..."

>>3979888
We should save Lily and Goldmoon before talking about the other child that's coming up. Right after that, however, it's time for a chat.

>>3979852
Aldwin panics, and runs inside.

The entrance to the collapsed section of the guild is inaccessible. You would need someone MIGHTY to clear all this away.

>>3979897
Check your deck. There could be a MIGHT card coming next.

>>3979897

Someone like Finlay, right? Sigh...

Considering we lost Garelf in the most recent BEARDBEARD adventure, I think it's safe to say that at least one of the two isn't coming out of that building alive.

FURIOUS GEORGE will obviously escape to have more wacky adventures, involving replacing the missing portions of his body with badass cybernetics.

>>3979899
No, finlay was a pretty weak bitch.

>>3979909
Garrelf went missing: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeverFoundTheBody

>>3979910

>>3979897
Cultist asks you to step aside.

[lololo forgot the hat a couple times]

>>3979897
Do we have any strength boosting card effects? Or maybe cultist in her mutant form has super strength?

>>3979919
>>3979897
I call your bullshit, Gnome, trying to make Finlay likeable. Therefore, I second >>3979898

>>3979897
BEARDBEARD 2: ELECTRIC DORFALOO.

>>3979921
That... Better not be permanent.

Also how could these mutations affect the baby, especially so when it's so early pregnancy at this point?

>>3979935

She's always had those mutations, she just has the ability to hide them from view.

>>3979935

Technically Cultist is ALWAYS horribly mutated. She just uses Disguise/Alter Self to look adorable.

The baby will be as Xom wills it to be.

>>3979942
>The baby will be as Xom wills it to be.

I sure hope he finds cuddly, adorable, non-mutated babies absolutely and ironically hilarious.

>>3979935
as mentioned in previous after game chatter, she can suppress her lovely mutations, don't worry. she's still a purty orc.

Aldwin is both frightened and impressed with the speed of Cultist's progress.

He is completely and utterly frightened of the reason FOR her progress, however.

>>3979958

Aldwin will love her even if she is horribly mutated.

>>3979958
Mood swings! Truth finally dawns to Aldwin!

>>3979958
She is technically still an orc.

>>3979963
years from now, when they are old and bored with sex, in an attempt to make it interesting again, aldwin will aquire a mutation fetish.

>>3979958
that boulder is happy.

Silly monkey, winning battles are for PC's

REVOLVING DOOR OF DEATH JUST KICKED IN YO

>>3979965
Pretty much this. The thought on his mind is "She could tear me apart like silly putty."

Cultist shouts an 'All clear!' and rushes ahead to look for Lily and Goldmoon. Aldwin follows.

>>3979992
I meant the other truth, and you know it.

>>3979992

Moment of truth.

At what point did Aldwin lose his hat? It seems to come and go.

>>3979992

If either are dead, do we have enough money left from the Elf Queen to buy a mutationless resurrection?

>>3979969
damn it, now I can't un-see it. So I added another eye

>>3980004

It's a magic invisibility hat, but it only turns itself invisible, and it randomly activates and deactivates

>>3980018

Xom is pleased.

>>3979992

>"She could tear me apart like silly putty"

Aldwin doesn't know if he should be scared or turned on by this revelation.

>>3980052

Turned on, obviously

Thread is autosaging I believe

>>3980066
I think we're close enough to the end that we can ride it out the rest of the way.

>>3980066
WE'LL RIDE IT

ALSO GNOME DON'T YOU DARE END THIS BEFORE GREAT REVELATIONS

>>3980004
IT IS SCHRODINGER'S HAT. WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT, IT EXISTS. WHEN I DON'T, IT DOES NOT.
>But Gnome, Schrodinger doesn't work that way.
SHUT UP.

New thread: >>3980097

>>3980096
AND TALK

THEY MUST TALK THINGS THROUGH BEFORE YOU END THIS

>>3980100
Ok we aren't riding it out.

And I'm not getting to bed anytime soon, either. Ah well~

>>3980097

INSERT DISK 2