>>3980097

...Dammit George...

>>3980097
EVERYONE:
BAWWW LIKE THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR.

>>3980097
Oh dear.

Comfort her. Take Goldmoon's body for raising.

She's dead Lily.

Stop being a cliche.

>>3980097
I have a feeling this is an important Plot Death, i.e. no raisings. Hope I'm wrong.

>>3980097

Comfort Lily, check for George, any sign of him?

> take hair
> put on hair

>>3980114
Extraplanar beings need a Wish to be raised.

>>3980114

I think you're right, something like, "Celestial's can't be raised" or something like that

>>3980112
Shes a celestial though, won't that cause a problem?

I don't think native outsiders can be raised. Or outsiders can't be raised. Or something like that. Either way, she probably ain't coming back.

Comfort Lily while making sure that god damned rhesus macaque is gone for good.

>>3980120
so?

...shes dead Jim

>>3980120
>>3980129
Wait she's a celestial now? What did I miss? Or are you just making assumptions due to the halo?

Is Lily half-celestial, then? Who's her father anyway?

we're in a f'ing assassin's guild. There's something valuable enough to wish a rez in there I'm sure.

>>3980134
That's what... Raise Extraplanar Being is for. Something like that, any way. No need to go so far as Wish/Miracle.

>>3980097

Need to find a way to raise damnit!

Also, I find it awesome that George is supernaturally tough.

>>3980142

Stated from her first appearance that Goldmoon was celestial, also Lily was her adoptive daughter I believe.

>>3980142
dear god man, go read the archive,

>>3980120
This man is correct. Hence Lily's grief - Goldmoon ain't coming back.

>>3980112
>>3980115
Cultist comforts Lily.

Aldwin searches for any signs of GEORGE.

>>3980180
Someone can cast Wish though. We're good.

>>3980180
When Aldwin comes back, have Cultist tell him of her... condition. "Uh, Aldwin, this might not be the best time, but..."

>>3980180

That made me d'awww

Which is a nice break from all this EPIC FIGHTAN

>>3980194

Don't count on it. Now that Aordor doesn't exist anymore, the nearest town is the Dorf city at the mountains, and I don't think there'll be anyone so powerful to have a Wish spell to spare.

oh hey, Lily, use your /tg/ awareness and listen up, this might be important. two of goldmoon's assassins, Nevada and Mado made the mistake of accepting a hit job on Beardbeard, this promptly got Nevada killed, however Beardbeard being the chaotic character he is promptly went off to get her raised, this required a dragon's eye, so he went off and butchered the closest one. So Nevada is now raised and Mado has amnesia due to a head injury she got during the kill-the-dragon bit. Beardbeard can probably be convinced to help get Goldmoon rezzed (btw, he's carrying around about 30,000 in gold) but you'll need to catch him before he heads off to the plane of shadow to grab Garrelf (who got killed/banished during the dragon fight).

Also, are we sure the Nerd Rage attack didn't finish her off? Because then Lily might start feeling guilty about killing Goldmoon and we'll never hear the end of it.

>>3980180
Hey, Lily.
You canh hear us, right? I just wanhted to tell you something. You may have lost something, but do not hink of that. Think instead of what you have gained and what she left you. The memories of your training. The love of Aldwin and Cultist. Your new sibling, soon. She's in a softer, gentler place, where there's no more evil. She is at peace. Cry and let it out, then... enjoy what you still have.

>>3980225

Seriously Lily. We can bring her back, with Beardbeard's help.

He's killed a god, he can find someone who can bring Goldmoon back.

>>3980230
considering she's genre savvy, thats just asking for a kick in the balls

>>3980238

Cough cough, Satan, cough

>>3980230
Listen to this Anon, Lily.

>>3980145
>>3980194
In Dorf Quest, you can only learn a small subset of thematically similar powers. FINDING someone to cast Wish is a LOT harder than getting the gold to afford it, which can be hard enough by itself.

You see, only one subset of magic users have Wishes in their ability list. And they tend to be very dickish with their wishes. You'd need to find a Djinn.

>>3980196
"I can't find any sign of him, and I maxed out Search last level, so I think we should be-" "ALDWIN I AM PREGNANT."

>>3980243
Satan...bringing back a celestial.

Xom is amused.

>>3980243
Why would Satan agree to bring back a celestial being?

>>3980247
Good timing Cultist.

Also

Now that she's dead, I predict a power struggle in the guild. Plus Finlay is dead and the guild is wrecked. The new leader will probably blame us for all of this.

>>3980247
well that's one way to do it... kinda awkward...

>>3980247
Xom is amused.

Aldwin: Go into a state of shock. (Delicious copypasta follows.)

Then scream happily all your lungs out because you have succesfully passed on your genes and aren't a loser anymore.

Then scream in terror because you don't know if you can handle the responsibility.

>>3980247
>PREGNANT

wat face

>>3980251
Look at all the shit we've done in his name!

I think he owes /tg/

>>3980247

In before "0_o" face get.

Wait, so no sign of George? Thats....curious.

The next quest: FIND A DJINN

>>3980247
Aldwin, take this news with joy and happyness, Hug Cultist, profuse your undying love for her. Do It Now, DO NOT HESITATE.

>>3980257
( nevada was #2, she's probably gon take over.)

>>3980225
Goldmoon AUTHORIZED Nevada's attack on Beardbeard. He probably wouldn't be too inclined to help bring her back.

>>3980267
So... did he, or did he NOT save Aldwin's hometown?
Cuss he showed up and did an awesome pose with a cape...

>>3980287
Naaaah, Beardbeard isn't the kind to take the odd assassination attempt personally, just be glad it wasn't Garrelf that was the target.

>>3980287

Nevada and Mado could probably persuade Beardbeard to.

Keep in mind he helped nevada back to life after SHE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE

>>3980296
>>3980304

Beardbeard, honestly, is probably going to be to busy with either Garrelf-Shadow Realm, or building his fortress

>>3980267
>George
>curious
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

>>3980310
>BeardBeard.
>Fortress.
>mountain's probably a dormant volcano.
BOATMURDERED REDUX.

awe man! And here I was, hopping that George was the good guy. OH SHUCKS!
>>3980310
This is /tg/ we're going to do BOTH!

PAUSE SCREEN
ALDWIN CARDSHARP, Human Rogue of Nemelex
Current Quest(s): Find a Djinn

Status: Perfectly Healthy

Sneakiness: Very
Gold: 970

Inventory:
Trick Dagger
Real Dagger
Crossbow
20 bolts
Cloak of Obscurity (wearing)
Camouflaged Cloak
Finlay's Hat
Nemelex Mask
':3' face
'wat' face
Deck of Summons (54) Top Two: The Hive, The Phantom
Deck of Bewitching (7) Top Two: Sleep, ???
Unknown Chemical (2 vials)
Lily Helmet
Windmill House

Party:
RedLily Roosterhalt, Human Apprentice Neckbeard
Xom's Cultist, Orc Priestess of Xom

>>3980320
Mayhaps we should go with an alternate dimension filled with void space.

>>3980304
Nevada: Beardbeard, I tried to kill you, took out your eye which ultimately resulted in you gaining yet another needless mutation, yet you ress'd me. Would you also mind resurrecting the person who order to kill you because she thinks you are a horrid murderous monster?


Ya know, I just don't think this is gonna work.

>>3980322

I don't know if I should be upset because there is no answer from Aldwin, or glad because I am tired as hell...

>>3980322
FUCK YOU GNOME!

..Also, "RedLily" Why? Because she disintegrated half the building?

>>3980329
Beardbeard: Will there be ale? Y/n.

>>3980322
>Current Quest(s): Find a Djinn
Well, works for me.

>>3980329
>Would you also mind resurrecting the person who order to kill you because she thinks you are a horrid murderous monster?
>you are a horrid murderous monster?

That's a COMPLIMENT to Beardbeard.

*UNPAUSE*

Sorry for the dick move, TIMESKIP ACTIVATED.

It is now a day later. Aldwin doesn't really know what to think. Cultist confirmed he was the father, which is rather joyous news, but... his mentor, and Lily's mother, is dead. Now what is he supposed to do? He'll need some time to think things out...

Lily is in mourning. She got fitted for a black mourning dress in town this morning, and she says she's going to wear it in Goldmoon's memory for a while.

>>3980322
Oh you and your windmill house in inventory

>>3980338

That's what Goldmoon named her I think. That's what she calls her at least.

>>3980320
oh fuuuck.

>>3980352
Man, what a dick move.

>>3980352
I think we need drawfaggotry of Aldwin and Cultist having sex.

>>3980352

Oh thank you so much for giving me closure on this Gnome, I have been worrying about this pregnancy since it was announced.

Well, windmill house needs some expanding, some people need some rezzing.

>>3980372

I made some erotic write-faggotry of them having sex...

>>3980352
>wear it in Goldmoon's memory
What, no proper funeral?

>>3980352
Fuck it, Aldwin should pull his shit together and go do a major heist and get some gold, then start buying stuff for the baby!

>>3980352
Name the kid Goldmoon, out of respect. At least the kid's middle name.
Now... to find a way to rez a celestial...

And NOW paused, since there really is nothing left to do until Aldwin and Lily stop being babies over "Oh no, my mother/mentor died what do I do." These things take time to get over - they aren't Beardbeard.

And now for Super Happy Fun Doodle Time.

>>3980381
Post it.

>>3980383
This. Look for a djinn, and make money to feed one more mouth.

>>3980397
What if it's a boy?

>>3980380
>>3980383
what part of "find a djinn" don't you comprehend?

>>3980403
Then he'll have to train himself to be so badass that no one will dare to mock him of his name.

>>3980403
Middle name.

>>3980402

Alright, now I don't know how good it is, because I was pretty tired when I wrote it...

Night had fallen over the windmill, and Lily had been put to bed. Aldwin and Cultist had retired to their bedroom. Aldwin lay in bed, looking over the Complete Scoundrel handbook, hoping to gain some insights, when a noise broke through his concentration. “Ahldee…” Cultist said in her awkward voice, and he looked up to see her light green skin in the candlelight. She sauntered to the bed wearing thin, lacy lingerie. “Wh... where did you get that?” Aldwin asked, a little shaken by her sudden forwardness. “Hwee cahptoored eet fhur hyu…” She cooed as softly as she was able while climbing into bed and setting Aldwin’s sourcebook aside. Getting under the covers with him, Cultist placed her hand against Aldwin’s face, and began to kiss him passionately, her teeth occasionally clacking against his, which made her embarrassed. “Hwee ahre sohrree abouht ohur teeth, hyuee have noh dee… dehntal.” She said looking down and blushing.

>>3980403
middlename, no one uses them anyway.

>>3980401
side character doodling time! :D aordor and our shadar-kai first.

>>3980401
Send a letter to Beardbeard asking for his help in finding a Djinn.

Gnome: Might it be time for shots of the two parties posing as a team(s), due to shit getting real?

>>3980401
>And now for Super Happy Fun Doodle Time.

SEX!

Also what's Cultist up to? We don't see her in that picture.

>>3980421

Aldwin couldn’t help but feel a sudden burst of love and desire for Cultist which overtook his shyness, and he swung her around so that he lay over her, and he began to kiss her neck lovingly. She giggled and wrapped her arms around him. Aldwin slowly moved down her body, gently pulling away her bra and revealing her breasts to the open air, he slowly massaged them as her nipples grew erect from the attention. Cultist breathed heavily as she watched him lovingly handle her breasts, and she tightened her grip around him. “Hya!” She let out as Aldwin’s lips came down around one of her nipples; she held back her voice, trying not to be too loud, hoping Lily wouldn’t hear them. She laid her head back and closed her eyes as Aldwin explored her body, his hand sneaking down to her lower regions as he began to massage her through the lace panties.

>>3980416
Yeah but do you want Aldwin's son to come back after his dad and fight him in some rundown bar?

>>3980403

He''l be a badass as a natural reaction against being Goldmoon.

Furious George update!

>>3980401
How about we see Lily in her black dress? Bit more detail on her for this seems worthwhile.

>>3980436

Cultist was shaking with a growing pleasure as Aldwin grew bolder and bolder. She reached down to his waist and wrapped her hands around his growing member. “Leht uhs pleeshure hyu…” She whispered, sliding forwards and pushing Aldwin back onto the bed. Pulling her hair behind her ears, she lowered her head, her tongue licking his hardened member tenderly while Aldwin ran his fingers through her hair. She carefully navigated her mouth around the Rod of Wonder, getting into a position so that her teeth wouldn’t cause him any discomfort. Once she had found a favorable place, she began to bob her head up and down around him as best as she could. Her small mouth was already tight, and her need to place her head at an awkward angle made it a very difficult process, but she her desire to make Aldwin feel good drove her onwards. After a several minutes, she had to pull back her head to keep her neck from getting sore, “Hwee ah-pologaise…” She started, but Aldwin stopped her, pulling her up to him with a smile, while helping her slide off her panties.

>>3980444

Cultist shivered with excitement as Aldwin entered inside of her. She wrapped her arms around his neck as he slowly filled her. “Hwee lahv hyu…” She gasped to him between breaths. “I love you too.” Aldwin replied as he leaned down and kissed her softly. He began move his waist against hers, and soon they were moving in concert with one another, both consumed by affection and pleasure. Deep in the throes of passion, Cultist positioned herself on top of Aldwin, sliding her lanky hips up and down while pulling his arms up to her soft breasts. Her face was flushed as she shook with enjoyment, the two moving more and more wildly as they grew closer to the culmination of their lovemaking. “Ah… hwee feel… ghud!” Cultist moaned as she began to reach her climax, feeling herself tighten around Aldwin’s pulsing member. At the same moment, Aldwin let out several gasps and began to pour his seed inside of her, clutching onto her thighs for support. After several moments which seemed to last an eternity, Cultist lay down across his chest as they began to relax. Both breathing heavily, they shared one last, prolonged kiss before drifting off into a contented sleep.

>>3980403
Go look up "A boy named Sally"

Nice session Gnome. Here, have some shitty drawfaggotry.

[Based on last BeardBeard session]

>>3980449
I did. See >>3980437

>>3980449
>A Boy Named Sue

>>3980428
Shit Got Real is always relevant!

And time consuming.

>>3980524
I think now would be a good time for Aldwin to put his shirt back on, eh?

>>3980524
Teehee MISSED AN ARM.

>>3980533

I think it was destroyed by acid

>>3980533
He looks more badass without it!

So Gnome, due to timeskip, you probably skipped over this: >>3980261

DRAW IT

>>3980545
CULTIST was missing an arm. I think you meant, "SHE".

So... Balance of the day:

1 Assasin's Guild destroyed
1 Dead mother
1 Dead dickface
1 Awesome Hat GET
1 Awesome Cloak GET

I think it's a pretty positive balance...

>>3980566
No, I mean HE as in ALDWIN missing his shirt.

>>3980595
Whoops! Guess I failed to follow that chain of references proper like. I must agree with you.

And Beardbeard's party!

>>3980568
Dead mother doubles as dead mentor. Both are massive drawbacks, and together manage to bring the list on negative.

>>3980619
Holy shit Mado looks badass! We just HAVE to get Garrelf back!

>>3980619
That's... Probably the greatest picture you've done in any thread so far, Gnome. Keep up the good work.

Poor Mado.

/r/ a drawing of Mado and Nevada, with the latter crying to the former about how she could forget all the good times they had.

>>3980619
Gnome, question - Does Beardbeard actually have any hair on his head, or just his beard?

I just realized that our two male leads are surrounded by girls. All other male presence from the series vanished in the past 72 hours. Huh.

>>3980631
Bald as a beetle! A rare shot here of him without his helmet.

>>3980647
Fuck, and I've been drawing him with short hair all this time!

>>3980647
Remember the cleric guy.

Derp.

>>3980677
So tell us Gnome, what levels are the characters on?

>>3980671
The Cleric of Xom isn't a party member, though.

>>3980695
HE SHOULD BE

BEARDBEARD'S PARTY IS LACKING A CLERIC

HE MUST BE RECRUITED

>>3980688
Levels are irrelevant!

No, seriously, levels stopped being actually used long ago.

>>3980708
Still. I'd like to know, just this once, before it turns into DBZ powerlevel OVER 9000 faggotry.

>>3980647
Ok, here we go. Bald dorf is bald.

>>3980688
There are no levels, there never were levels, there never will be levels. Any mention of numbers or hard statistics is me being a dork, and you can certainly bet its a reference to SOMETHING. Well, the numbers themselves usually not, but their placement is often a reference.

But in the abstract: Mado and Aldwin are at about the same strength level (Aldwin slightly outpacing her), Nevada and Beardbeard and Garrelf are at the same strength level, and Cultist and Kav are somewhere in the middle.

>>3980630
Why do I encourage my shippers so much.

>>3980705
Except if we recruit him (which we won't be able to), it means we have to leave Garrelf, since the two of them don't get along too well. And Garrelf is way more badass and awesome than some old wrinkled cleric.

>>3980746
But Garrelf is missing.

>>3980753
We're working on it, we're working on it!

Besides, irish lesbian gangster pixie is way more badass than former elf shadar-kai.

>>3980745
Cultist is more powerful than Aldwin? Oh dear. I guess she's the man in the relationship.

>>3980798
Now the audience demands a draw-ring of Cultist and Aldwin with their genders swapped!

We still need hot Aldwin/Cultist sex

>>3980798
Only in terms of strength and skill. But Aldwin has those nifty cards, that probably make him more powerful than her in the end.

>>3980798
She's an orc caster. Restricted to tranformative spells or not, that's still more outright power than an average rogue would carry.

>>3980805
With Aldwin still topless!

>>3980812
But... But... Aldwin has BEEEEEEES!

>>3980735
God damn this is badass.

>>3980768

Nevada, Mado, Goldmoon, Kav... apparently every non-orc girl is a lesbian by /tg/ standards.

>>3980798
If she weren't uke to the core...

I'm not finishing this doodle; its starting to turn to crap. But, might as well post what I did do.

>>3980833
This humble drawfag is happy he could serve.

>>3980825
He HAD Bees. The problem with the cards is that they a touch random, really. They've been used to great effect so far, but can we be sure that will continue?

>>3980425
>Aordor

>>3980836
>Nevada, Mado, Goldmoon, Kav... apparently every non-orc girl is a lesbian by /tg/ standards.

Only Mado and Nevada by my standards.

>>3980880
>they a touch random, really.

And Xom's power isn't?

>>3980892
Poor Aordor.

>>3980892
Where is the windmill located on the map?

>>3980836
All women are lesbians. They just don't know it yet.

>>3980903

>>3980892
It appears the arm is growing fast. How big can it get, I wonder?

>>3980425
>Garrelf

>>3980943
Seems he's doing ok for now.

WE SHOULD GET A FURIOUS GEORGE UPDATE IN SILLY TIME FOR SPOILERS

>>3980922
That's uncomfortably close to the Massive Fucking Akira Thing.

>>3980957
Been so since the beginning.

>>3980943
Is the gold puzzle pyramid chocolate wrapped in gold foil?

>>3980974
Then again, we have Cultist.

This Xom hasn't been all that dickish compared to DCSS Xom.

>>3980943
Someone needs to color this.


Perfect reaction to K.O.G.

Is there still stuff coming up Gnome? Maybe hot sex?

G'night /tg/.

>>3981154
Goodnight mommy

>>3981154
Goodnight. Can't wait for next session.

Do another one this thursday, again! Please?

I go to bed with Dickface getting his ass handed to him for being a dickface, and I wake up to metagaming Furious George, destroyed buildings, and sad Lily. And Garreld refusing to play a CHILDREN'S CARD GAME.
I did not expect this.

>>3981367
>And Garreld refusing to play a CHILDREN'S CARD GAME.
It's not about the game. If I were stuck in some weird shadow plane with no one around besides that Yugi asshole, I'd lose my goddamn mind.

>>3981154
Back yet, Gnome? Could you do some moar art for us?