A coin. A single gold coin. After 24 hours, will save vs a compulsion effect to give money to strangers. Each time there's an even chance that it's the cursed coin.

A blank book with infinite pages.

Compels the user to fill the entire book with some manner of writing; a novel, scientific studies, etc.

A cursed toilet paper roll that only appears to be new, when in actual fact it is empty.

>>4010587
You bastard.

A cursed wineskin. Any liquid consumed directly from the skin becomes a mild poison that leaves the consumer dry heaving and nauseous all day.

Whetstone that rusts instead of sharpen.

Oil that turns to glue after a day. "You carry that sword around in a sheath right?"

Chain mail shirt. Shrinks by one standard clothing size every 24 hours after first put on.

>>4010627
>>Cursed pair of men's underwear. Shrinks by one standard clothing size every 24 hours after first put on.

FTFY

>>4010587
How would that work? What happens when you pull of a sheet?

Screaming spoon, self explanatory

An immovable rod that when activated, cannot be deactivated.

Gold Ring.
No markings, looks like a standard Men's wedding band.
Once worn it makes the wearer paranoid that something evil will come about because the ring is cursed. Unremovable.

Never ending quiver. Filed with an never ending supply of quivers.

>>4010662
Do you not change your underwear daily or something?

A lucky rabbit's foot which makes you more prone to getting cursed.

A parchment with unknown writing that instantaneously causes rage when read, as per the Barbarian's rage ability.

Attempts to recall what was read will fail, unless the victim of this curse succeeds an Intelligence check, with a DC of 20. When the victim recalls the contents of the parchment, he is thrown into another rage, and may never attempt to recall the information on the piece of parchment, even with another successful Intelligence check.

After being read three times, the piece of parchment burns to a cinder, incinerated by the anger of the last person to use it.

Closet of Infinite Spiders
This closet, once opened, pours forth a neverending stream of spiders. The force of the swarm is so great that it requires a DC18 Strength Check to close. The spiders themselves are harmless, although they are very hairy.

On a more serious note:
Robe of Itching
At first glance, this appears to be a magical robe that grants a +1 armor bonus with no spell failure chance. It does this, though the robe is incredibly itchy. So itchy, in fact, that whenever you cast a spell you must make a concentration check (DC 15 + spell level) or lose the spell.

A potion of cure ____ wounds that drains twice what it healed, ten minutes after consumption.

>>4010740

BURLAP ROBE OF THE WICKED ITCH

>>4010740
FLOOD THE WORLD WITH SPIDERS.

a candle that smells like shit when you burn it

Bag of Bees
This appears to be a Bag of Tricks (Rust). It functions normally 1d4+1 times. After that, opening the bag releases a Hellwasp Swarm (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/swarm.htm#hellwaspSwarm) that is hostile to all nearby creatures, including the user. Any further attempts to use the bag simply produce more bees. The first swarm grants XP as per a normal encounter of it's CR; subsequent uses do not.

Bag of Misplaced Items
Acts as a Bag of Holding, but you will never pull out the item that you are looking for when you need it. When you no longer need whatever item you were searching for, it will be the next thing you pull out of the Bag.

Cursed Wooden box.
The box becomes hard as stone.
after 5 minutesYou become extremely comfortable in the box.
after 10 you cannot remove the box. you dont want to remove the box. it is your friend.
You must have someone remove the box from you with an athletics check or destroy it if you ever hope to leave.

>>4010815

RUSTY MUST'VE DUSTED THE WRONG MUSTY BAG OF BEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Cursed Shoelace, it always come undone and trips the owner. It is sentient so it likes to pick out moments to do so for maximum embarrassment or carnage. Failing that it will leave the shoes and strangle you at night when you're asleep.

>>4010815
>>4010830
Bagmind.

A doll that compels anyone who looks into its eyes to look up its skirt and do other disturbing and inappropriate acts to it. This effect only works in public.

Cursed Boomerang Arrow

Every shots fired means another arrows will mysteriously shoot you from the back

>>4010875

This could be funny. Attempting a bluff check would either provoke a riot or cause money to fall in your lap.

Natural 1. "Uhhh... I... like the way it smells?"

Natural 20. "... I was looking at the craftsman's mark. This doll is the work of none other than Whatsisface, the Dwarven King Under The Mountain, before he gained power. Wanna buy it?"

Amulet of Reverse Intoxication
A small amulet in the shape of a beer stein, this amulet appears to grant a +20 on fortitude checks to resist the effects of alcohol, allowing the wearer to drink much more before becoming intoxicated.

The item has a sinister purpose, however. After the first drink, it becomes impossible to remove. Thereafter, the effects of intoxication are reversed - being sober imposes penalties, while being drunk renders the character "normal." Being exceptionally drunk may grant bonuses. Think robots from Futurama.

Sack Of Doorknobs

There is nothing wrong with this sack or its contents, save from the fact that the item is not currently beating someone retarded.

From my friend sitting next to me:

Pillow of Humidity
Both sides of this pillow are perpetually warm and sticky. Add 1 hour to the time it takes for your race to receive the benefits of a full nights rest.

Eternal Lottery Ticket:

This scratch lottery ticket shows that the owner is about to win $100,000, but the last unscratched area can never be unscratched. The more the owner tries to scratch it away the more the owner is compelled to scratch ad nauseum.

>>4010929

Someone needs to archive this thread when it gets reasonably big.

Bookmark of Forgetfulness
Not only does this bookmark routinely jump around when placed in a book, it causes the user to forget whatever was on the last page they read. A real pain in the ass for spellcasters.

Anti-Soap
This soap renders the user even dirtier than before, coupled with an illusion effect that makes him see himself as exceptionally clean (Will DC 20 to disbelieve.) The filth imposes a -2 penalty on all social interactions, though interactions with animals/hobos may be exempt.

Wand of Planar Bothering-
This ivory wand allows the user to summon Outsiders as the "Planar Ally" spells, but at the most inopportune time for them. In their annoyance, the summoned Outsider has a 50% chance of attacking the user.

>>4010676

Anyone not wanting one of these is a fool. Take it anywhere with you just to have people listen as you devour your soup with a spoon crying in pain.

>>4011002
Paladin falls?

Dead Fish Mint.

This bag of mints smells pleasant to the owner but to all others it gives the owner -2 cha for all speaking checks, the imbiber does not notice the smell at all.

>>4010692

You're in a deep dungeon. You've been questing for hours. How much time has passed? Has anyone in the party bathed or changed at all?

You come upon the final boss. You raise your weapon in challenge and prepare to char-

Roll to resist wedgie.

Gloves of everlasting warmth
You put the gloves on and become unable to take them off, and it raises your body temp to constant uncomfortable levels.

>>4011017
That's not really an unlikely item to be cursed, or an unlikely curse, is it?

An iron handle.
It looks like any other ordinary iron handle, but will physically attach itself to the hand of the person that touches it, and magically shape itself into whatever handle the player needs it to be at the time.

Obviously the handle prevents manipulation of objects that do not have handles, but for objects that DO have handles, the player will never unintentionally release or drop that object. The cursed iron handle will shape itself around whatever current handle is on the object, and replace a missing handle.

The only way to remove the handle is to destroy it (rust, or melting it) or remove the hand and (re)grow a new one.

>>4011044
Addendum, for locked and mechanical devices:
The cursed iron handle does NOT unlock doors or stop trapped levers from functioning. The handle only shapes itself around the current manipulation device, if it would be grasped by the users' hand. The mechanical workings of the device in question are completely uneffected.

Ring of Racism.

The ring is irremovable once worn, and is also sentient with ventriloquism and voice mimicry. For its own amusement it will make it appear as though you have thrown uncouth racial comments to those around you.

Stormbringer
This +3 Thundering, Shock, Halberd casts Call Lightning on the wielder (caster level equal to twice the level of the wielder) at the end of every battle.

>>4011075
Throw in mind-alteration on the people it speaks to, that alters their perception of the person with the ring to be their racial enemy.
Or, when the ring encounters large numbers of a single group, polymorph the wearer into that races' racial enemy.

Just so the illusion is complete.

>>4010909
More like Dorfs.

The Untuneable Lute. This lute grants the user amazing skills at playing (must have Perform (strings)), giving any bardic song a bonus to DC checks. But no matter how many times the user attempts to tune the strings always fall out of tune one string a round for 12 rounds. Reduces the effectiveness of any bardic song.

>>4011114
You walk into the Elven sanctuary. You suddenly feel 2 feet shorter and bulkier. Next you suddenly hear a gruff voice close by yell, "What does a Dwarf have to do to get a blowjob from a pathetic pale tree hippy?"

The Cursed Ring of Doubt.

Upon wearing it you doubt the ring holds any curse at all.

Subtle really.

The Twin Lovers' Despair: Individually they are a pair of high-quality sexual lubricants that exude pleasing fragrances.

However, when combined and subject to skin-on-skin friction: They mix and become Sovereign Glue.

>>4011152
Is that anything like the ring that's so beautiful, even the dead try to wear it?

>>4011103

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stormbringer

Name taken. Show some respect.

>>4011177
I'll show YOU respect!

>:(

>>4011177
why? It's not like Blizzard did.

cursed meatbread

It lowers cholesterol and sedates the consumer, making them slow to anger and thus lower blood pressure.

>>4011177
It just says there are vampiric swords LIKE Stormbringer in D&D 3.5 doesn't say there is one.
Show some... stuff... that's good... to me, that is-- SHUT UP!

>>4011213
IT'S MADNESS! SHEER, UNRELENTING MADNESS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The Zahir.

http://philramble.files.wordpress.com/2006/08/the-zahir.pdf

It can be anything in the world, and once seen can never be forgotten. Will eventually become an obsession that will utterly destroy the victim's mind.

The Codpiece of Disastrous Attention: Acts as a normal codpiece until you're in the presence of direct authority (i.e. the king/emporer/anyone who demands deference and humility before them).

Then the codpiece grows and morphs into odd shapes and sizes, thrashing about like it's a epileptic weasel on meth.

The Bangle of Social Maladjustment
This is a somewhat large and cheesy looking bracelet, made of a bright gaudy faux silver which never seems to 'go' with any outfit. Set within it are all manner of oversized and stupidly colored crystals, which are really made of glass- upon close inspection.

The effect is simply that the wearer, whenever attempting something suave, badass or 'cool' (GM's discretion)- though they may succeed, will always have that action marred by some sort of annoying blunder. I.E- When summarily decapitating a BBEG after a great and tumultuous battle, the wearer might let out a gigglesnort. When wearing a dark hood/cowl that comes low over the eyes, to be mysterious and menacing, that fabric might always form and awkward looking point at the top. All clothing and armor will fit lopsidedly or bunch up at inconvenient places, with no adverse effects; all one-liners are spoiled or come out poorly.

This may have adverse social effects. The Bangle may never be removed. TL;DR - Your character will never be cool again.

>>4010574
Could be a good character background or quirk.

Such and such character stumbled upon the book and has been compelled to never stop recording his adventures. Will DCs to prevent your character from spending several rounds recording whatever occurred in an important encounter.

A new monster appears! Failed Will DC. "HOLD ON GUYS! I HAVE TO WRITE THIS DOWN".

cursed dildo of chronic masturbation.

The Gauntlet of Abundant Resurrection: This cursed gauntlet attaches permanently to the user's arm. Each morning, regardless if dead or alive, the character goes through resurrection including loss of level or con.

The Unmovable Sword: Works as an unmovable rod, however it activates upon contact with the enemy. To deactivate it, you must sheath the sword while it is stuck wherever it lay.

The Ring of Theft: A plain gold ring, upon wearing it and entering a populated area, the ring quietly vanishes off the wearer's hand and is replaced with the fanciest, most expensive ring in a 10 mile radius. It also telepathically informs the original owner and local law enforcement that it is stolen, and who has it.

Ring or Gauntlet of teeth
when ever you put it on small teeth come out on the inside and begin eating away at you flesh.

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-series#toc0

A plain looking gold ring. When exposed to fire elvish writing is visible. Wearing the ring makes the wearer invisible.

>>4012990
That doesn't sound very cursed at all. Throw in some paranoia about a big fiery eye watching you every time you use it.

A dude who is cursed so that every time he speaks bad things happen near him. If he only says "hi" it can lead to a sprained ankle, but on a long enough speech he can obliterate galaxies.

>>4011733
What if the enemy is stuck on the immovable sword?

Pants of Unseamly Conduct:

These pants, which may be made of any material, appear at first to be enchanted with a slight transmutation. Wearing them grants a +2 Dex bonus and they go well with the character's current outfit.

The next time the character makes a social check, or is trying to impress someone, the rear seam tears itself loudly, the dex bonus vanishes, and the waistband becomes fused to the wearer's hips. The pants may be repaired, but will rip again at the next inopportune moment. Occasionally, they may rip in the front, particularly around small children and the clergy.

Anything worn over the pants falls off when the seams rip, and anything worn under the pants may (50% chance) rip as well.

See also: Pants of Unfortunate Tenting

>>4013098

You ever have a sharp object stuck in you?
It's a mixed curse with a tilt to the curse side. Get a heart/vital organ blow and almost anything will die, or lose your sword for the whole battle.

The spork

This ordinairy looking spoon is in fact a fork, making it TOTALLY unfit for eating soup with.

THAT'LL SHOW THE PC's!

>>4013125

NO SOUP! Curse youuuuuuuuuuu!

>>4013122
I meant how do you get it back with a big fleshy mess blocking the sheathe?

>>4012876
>>Ring or Gauntlet of teeth
"It is so written: Whosoever wears this ring will not be able to find satisfaction for they will find that in the end there is only one truth: vagina dentata is real."

>>4013135
>It's a mixed curse with a tilt to the curse side.
>Curse
It's not supposed to be easy. You might either force it in the scabbard or cut it out. Make sure never to plant it into stone though.

Neckbeard of Nastiness: Whoever wears this neckbeard finds themself strangely compelled to find any nearby spiders. Once there, they will wait for other wearers of this neckbeard or for 2 weeks, whichever comes first. If two people who wear neckbeards come within visual range of each other, then they will start a raucous debate about the relative merits of various obscure tales and the ancestry and mating habits of the other neckbeard wearer.

>>4013143

I lol'd

Cursed Hammer of Thumb-Hitting. Whenever used, will always hit whatever thumb is closest to it.

Ring'o'Rape: wearer becomes an instant rapist and has a preference for young children. Unremovable.

>>4013198
siiiiiiiick

>>4013198

Buckly? Chris chan? ring of 4chan?

Robe of the Wave: The wearer of the Robe and everybody within 100 feet of him must do the Wave at all times. No save.

Cloak of Pretend. The wearer of this cloak becomes completely and utterly certain that he is a princess.

(Shirley) Temple War Boots - Magic boots that confer an armor bonus but make that sound tap dancing shoes make - on every step no matter what surface the player is walking on. Cannot be removed. When you describe them to the player, leave out the "Shirley."

>>4013322
Bonus points: Say that they "are surely Temple War Boots"

>>Whoever wears this neckbeard finds themself strangely compelled to find any nearby spiders.
>>this neckbeard finds strangely compelled nearby spiders
>>neckbeard spiders.
>>incredibly lazy pun

I see what you did there.

>>4013352
I don't get it.

>>4013367
>spiders
>webs
>worldwide web

That's all I got out of it...

>>4013367
What do spiders make?

>>4010740
>although they are very hairy.
I lol'd.

>>4010894
"You want me to buy the creepy doll you're rubbing with your penis? Uh, no thanks."

Tonic of Follicular Growth
Marketed as the holy grail of hair tonics this item initially grants "perfect hair", giving the user a significant bonus in all social and fiscal interactions.

However, tonic must be applied religiously, 6 times a day in exact 4 hour intervals (OCD, sleep-loss), If not applied in this manner, the social bonus bubble bursts, and the user's hair begins an extreme recession, creeping down the back of the head in an initial widow's peak/mullet hybrid, down the back as some freakish mane, between the buttocks like some hideous tail, until, in its terminal stage, achieving Permanent Pubic Entanglement (PPE), spawning multiple hostile hair (tentacle) creatures from the user's crotch, and requiring stat checks for even the simplest lower body movements.

Up until PPE, recession can be avoid with liberal application of tonic, and carefully stimulation, however, as implied by the name. PPE is permanent. The only cure for PPE is complete simultaneous obliteration of ALL hair creatures spawned. (They're not just entangled, their QUANTUM entangled.) Other wise; Death by Bush.

Hat of terrible ideas, just picking it up causes you to you should go ahead with the worst possible idea running through your head at that moment. Putting it on causes the effect to continue. (Remember, taking the hat off or letting someone else do it counts as a good idea)

Mask of beauty. When worn makes the character godly beautiful(huge bonus to cha) however whispers insults into your head dc18will to disbelieve for the day. Depression and Lethargy if failed.

Sodden Socks - Socks that are always moist. Penalty to any concentration.

Chilled Socks - Provides bonus against fire/heat based attacks. Penalty to any concentration and makes it harder to rest/sleep.

Cursed Glasses of Enhanced Vision

These glasses enhance wearer's eyesight a little too well. The wearer can see invisible and has an improved chance of spotting traps, secret doors, etc. However, the wearer also randomly catches vague glimpses of other worlds and their inhabitants. As time passes, the wearer sees these otherworldly entities more clearly, and sometimes they seem to be looking back....

Make the player struggle with the temptation of the glasses' positive enchantments, and the WTF value of strange visions and creatures watching him. This exact enchantments and the nature of the freakout can be set up a number of ways with varying severity. At its worse, you can hit him with some horrific monstrosity that's seen him and crossed into his world.

Pearl of Bust Growth:
Whoever eats this pearl (it's actually pretty crunchy, like a hard-shelled candy) will have a noticeable increase in bust size.

Obviously, not recommended for males (except for a very specific type of male) the true curse of this is that everyone who learns of it desires to make it theirs. Numberless people have died and kingdoms have crumbled in vain attempts to possess a single one of these items.

Some scholars claim that this is not a magical effect of the item but rather simple desire. However, these reports were dismissed as depressing.

Helm of Morality

A completely closed, featureless silver helmet, when worn it cannot be removed and is invisible to the user and those viewing him with their own eyes.

Every day you roll 2d3 to determine alignment (1,1 Lawful good. 1,2 Lawful Neutral. 1,3 Lawful Evil. 2,1 Neutral Good, 2,2 Neutral. 2,3 Neutral Evil. 3,1 Chaotic Good. 3,2 Chaotic Neutral. 3,3 Chaotic Evil). The user must make a save against his lowest stat to act in a manner that can be construde as the domain of any other alignment.

>>4014387
i know of some players who act as though they have this already

Immovable Rods of gold that cannot be deactivated. A pallet of them.

>>4014482
Except they don't roll for alignment, right?

Vorpal hot dog.

epic thread of cursed f5.

Potion of oblivious wound.

your character suffers no effect that comes from being wounded, bloodied, bleeding, poison, burn, etc for 24 hours when consumed

however, after you can't be healed in any way and any status alignment that is negative to the character last the minimum of 24 hour time period of the potion's effect.

after 24 hours suffer the cumulative effect that you have suffered since the consumption of potion and apply it all at once.

>>4014677
There should be some kind of way of cheating this.

>>4014677
How about instead you a) aren't told how much damage you take, b) you don't die from loss of HP (disregarding, say, being completely disintegrated or getting tossed in a meat thresher), c) when you suffer all the damage at once, massive damage rules apply (and maybe increase the Fort Save based on damage taken), and d) you can't be healed.

It's not so much a cursed item as an item with drawbacks. A true hero would have no problem facing near-certain death with this if it was for a worthy cause.

Bucket of water.

Looks like a portable hole but is actually a portable toilet.

Chalice of Hope

This chalice converts water into a potent healing liquid. This liquid will revert back into water if not swallowed quickly.
There is a 1D6 chance that this liquid will turn into powerful acid after it is swallowed.

magical armor that has charges. Every hit character takes costs one charge. run out of charges and the armor falls off.

Rod of Ultra Wonder
50 charges. Each use casts three random spells (use scroll tables. 50% for arcane, 50% for divine).

Some see this as a cursed items. Others see it as a challenge.

Cursed iron rations.

Actually iron. You can't eat anything else until you've eaten it.

hand grenades of returning

>>4014782
1D6 is too forgiving, since players could drink it as a last resort and have good odds of recovering. Maybe a coin flip instead.

Ring of the Commoner: This ring appears to be a standard silver ring. When worn, the character is reverted to a commoner of equal level to their own. All previous class related feats, spells, abilities, etc vanish and replace with commoner skills/feats/abilities. The effect is permanent.

Boots of the hell's army: Boots that confer +1 strength and con bonus but also conscript the wearer into a planar army partaking in the blood war. The character is warped to a plane and must go through boot camp. Removing the boots means going AWOL and returns the character to their home plane. However, once considered AWOL, the character will repeatedly be attacked by devil capture teams trying bring him back for trial.

>>4014677
So, can't die for 24 hours, but can't be healed for 24 hours either and after time's up, you take the full brunt of everything that happened in those 24 hours?

Okay then, wizard, drinks it before bed, just as the clock strikes, say, 10 PM. Wakes up at six AM and goes out and does his/her thing, then, as ten o'clock rolls around again, casts Indomitability and instructs the cleric to, when he doubles over, cast Neutralize Poison and Cure Critical Wounds from scrolls in his pack. He ignores all damage that would put him below one hp once per casting of Indomitability and the Neutralize Poison and Cure spells make him not so injured.

Invinci-wizard. Done.

>>4014876

Okay other magic, buffs and debuffs won't work on the drinker either.

>>4015054
>>My players did something clever, I must overrule them.

Runed Toilet Paper
Rolls of TP with random runes inscribed on them with contact-transfer ink. moisture transfers the ink from the paper to your skin. equivalent to casting a random scroll on self. End up with buns of steel, or perhaps infernal flame-wang.

Hermes' Sandals
Increases the distance travel with each step by 10 fold. Huge speed/reaction bonus. however, can only travel in integer multiples of 10 paces. a stroll down the street puts you in the next county, and a step out of the way sends you flying into a wall 30mph (average walking speed 3 mph). "Careful, that last steps a doozy."

A small bunny capable of chewing through everything, which reproduces by budding.

>>4015079
>>My players broke the game, I have to present them with a challenge or they'll complain everything is too easy.

There was a list of really good cursed items for shadowrun, I can't recall most of them, but I do remember a zippo...

Cursed Zippo: Worked like a normal zippo but when used would range from 'doesn't work at all' to 'flame-thrower' depending on what would be the most inappropriate at the time.

If you look in FATAL they have ridiculous things from Cursed Dildos to Cursed Condoms.