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    43 KB Fucking Manly Tears Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)13:45 No.4014241  
    I know this has absolutely nothing to do with /tg/; but since you are my favorite board, I thought I'd share this with you.

    >Bereft of his ability to fly and with nowhere to go, a courageous bat climbed aboard our Discovery with stars in his weak little eyes.
    >The launch commenced, and Spacebat trembled as his little mammalian body was gently pushed skyward.
    >For the last time, he felt the primal joy of flight; for the first, the indescribable feeling of ascending toward his dream—a place far away from piercing screeches and crowded caves, stretching forever into fathomless blackness.
    >Whether he was consumed in the exhaust flames or frozen solid in the stratosphere is of no concern to us. We know that Spacebat died, but his dream will live on in all of us.


    This is now a manly tears thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)13:47 No.4014260
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    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)13:47 No.4014264
    Good god. That bat has truly lived the life that few can only dream of. That motherfucker saw his chance to go on a fucking ADVENTURE and he took it. Damn, dude.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)13:49 No.4014274
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    would be a far more apt name
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)13:50 No.4014277
    Whatever happened to Uzgob RokkitRanga? I think he has a friend.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)13:50 No.4014278
    I once clung to the side of Joss Whedon as he was leaving a con.

    Believe me, the overall experience is less romantic than it sounds.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)13:50 No.4014283
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)13:52 No.4014296
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)13:54 No.4014309

    O dear, they let the 13 yr old SPEESHH MEHRINE out. Sorry guys from the 40k community.

    For reference, GW did have relations with blizzard....they sued them and won.

    Back to manly tears
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)13:56 No.4014329
    ...A salute to that brave little mammal. I hope the incineration wasn't overly agonizing.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)13:56 No.4014330
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    god speed
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 03/18/09(Wed)13:56 No.4014334
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    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)13:57 No.4014338
    Oh yeah, they were talking about this on the news a few minutes before launch. I wondered what happened to it.

    Fuck yeah, Spacebat lived out his dream.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)13:58 No.4014343
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    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:01 No.4014354
    We should play Space Oddity to remember Spacebat.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:02 No.4014365
    I was thinking "Don't Stop Me Now" would be appropriate.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:04 No.4014376
    MARCH 15, 2009

    Peace be with you, Spacebat. Touch the stars, so that you may live on.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:04 No.4014381
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    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:04 No.4014382
    What actually happenned:

    "Look there's a bat up there!"
    "Lol, lets leave it there and watch it burn!"
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:04 No.4014383
    I was thinking "Free Ride", myself.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:05 No.4014389
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    somewhere up there, spacebat will meet Uzgob, and the greatest WAAAAGH in history will form
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:09 No.4014414
    y u do dis?
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:09 No.4014416
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    No, Uzgob.
    Dont contradict da Warboss, Ugzob.
    Also Killboy.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:09 No.4014417

    I would not really call what happened after the suit a victory for Games Workshop.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:10 No.4014422
    >> ;_; ;_; 03/18/09(Wed)14:11 No.4014425
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:14 No.4014445
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    It's on my playlist. Pic also related to topic.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:15 No.4014451
    Not really.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:16 No.4014453
    At the going down of the sun, and in the morning, we will remember Spacebat.
    >> Joe Quesada !!YylhU7r7YYP 03/18/09(Wed)14:17 No.4014464
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    >> Joe Quesada !!YylhU7r7YYP 03/18/09(Wed)14:19 No.4014479
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    >> Joe Quesada !!YylhU7r7YYP 03/18/09(Wed)14:19 No.4014484
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    >> Joe Quesada !!YylhU7r7YYP 03/18/09(Wed)14:20 No.4014492
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    >> Joe Quesada !!YylhU7r7YYP 03/18/09(Wed)14:23 No.4014515
    When I was around seven or eight years old my mother and father got me a puppy for my birthday. I named him Rex. He was from the pound and he was really cheap, but that was because he had a heart condition and a crippled leg that got injured during birth. (One of the reasons I called him Rex was because he looked like he had a T-Rex hand). I didn't have many friends, but that didn't matter to me because I had Rex. Every day, after school, I would walk home to pick up Rex so we could go play in th epark. He wasn't a very fast dog, but he still liked to play fetch. People used to be really concerned over my dog's weird limp when he would run back with the ball, but I would tell them it was because he was born that way. He and I were best friends for about four years, but one day when I was twelve I came home to play with him and he didn't come when I called his name. So I went to his bed and he was there sleeping. I tried to wake him up, but he wouldn't budge. So I sat there for three hours until mom came home just petting him. Then my mom and dad took him away and to soften the blow they told me he was sleeping; they told me that he had moved on to the dream world. So I decided that night I would visit him. I went to bed early and I fell asleep, hoping to meet him in my dreems, but he never came. I did that for months and every night it was the same thing. It has been years since that day and during that time I have lost my belief in Santa, the Easter Bunny and all sorts of childhood heroes, but every night I go to bed hoping in the back of my mind that I might finally get to see Rex again so we can play fetch in the park one, last time.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:23 No.4014516

    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:23 No.4014519
    >Let's be real here. The bats are pissed that aren't the only mammals that can "fly", and he was sent to break some ceramic heat tiles with high frequency waves. He failed.

    No... no.

    He didn't want to sabotage anything. He wanted to know how the humans felt. How they could ride the pillars of fire to the sky. He wanted to fly higher than he ever had before. Spacebat wanted to know how the sky felt... but did he ever? Was he consumed by the flame, or did he get there? Did he fly higher than any bat had ever flown?

    Did he, /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:25 No.4014525
    That is a silly article, bats don't have human emotions.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:25 No.4014528
    As you go out this morning, to face the world for another day, remember that no matter how nasty and wrong things may seem, one thing can always be said to be true.

    Mr. Rogers loved you. He didn't care who you were, or where, or what religion, gender, color, race, or tax bracket. He loved you all the same. All he ever wanted was to make this world a better place in whatever little ways he could, and to give scared and confused Cold-War-Era kids a nationally televised knee to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.

    He went into television because he didn't like what was on, and he saw the potential it could have. He saved public TV almost single-handedly from the cost-cutting of the Nixon Administration, simply because he knew how useful, how GOOD it could be for America and it's children.

    And trust in this, /tg/, if you trust in nothing else.

    He still loves you. Even today.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:28 No.4014558
    What is this?
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:30 No.4014572
    We3, the saddest comic. Ask /co/ about it to find out more/reduce them to a quivering pile of sorrow
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:30 No.4014574
    Manly tears, dude.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:31 No.4014581
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    You people are mistaking Manly tears for nostalgia and sentimental.

    Manly tears involves hotblood and courage.

    Mourning your dog is not.

    And enrolling your kid in shitty classes because he didn't take your favorite pokemon is just outright stupid. Hell, from five I'd have been like "Fuck your pokemon, where are my ninja robot spaceships?"

    He might as well have posted <img>...
    >> Joe Quesada !!YylhU7r7YYP 03/18/09(Wed)14:32 No.4014590
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    This was my background on my laptop for a while; almost nobody got the reference, but when they did it was awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:33 No.4014596
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:33 No.4014600
    Spacebat clung to life aboard the Discovery. He often dreamed of the heavens beyond the clouds. What did the night truly look like? The engines ignited and the rocket rumbled from the grasp of gravity. In seconds, Spacebat would go where no bat had gone before. Almost silent, almost serenely Spacebat broke through the blinding haze of clouds and saw every star in the night sky. This was true night and he was king. The shuttle broke through the atmosphere and the oxygen became thin. Spacebat knew it would only be a matter of time, as tears of joy and regretless adventure fell from his eyes. He closed them to the sight of space for the last time. Or did he?

    Awaken, O conquerer of stars! O seeker of the heavens! I grant you eternity among the cosmic clouds; immortality within the caverns of space! The solar winds shall carry you! The nebulae shall fuel you! O great winged god in truest night! The powers have you now.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:34 No.4014607
    The sky is so clear tonight, /tg/. I will look up at the stars and think of space bat. He's still up there somewhere. I know it.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:35 No.4014613
    is...what...that can't...isit?
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:35 No.4014615
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:35 No.4014616
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    >> Joe Quesada !!YylhU7r7YYP 03/18/09(Wed)14:36 No.4014628
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    For the record, while the person posting in that image is a furry, they have no kids and were more or less making fun of other furries.

    Also, you know nothing of manly tears.

    You want manly tears?

    I give you manly tears.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:37 No.4014632
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:37 No.4014634


    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:37 No.4014636
    Not manly tears, but
    >During the Gulf War in 1990-91, he assured his audience that all children in the neighborhood would be well cared for, and asked parents to promise to take care of their own children. The message was aired again by PBS during the media storm that preceded the military action against Iraq in 2003.

    This kinda got to me on wikipedia.
    >> Joe Quesada !!YylhU7r7YYP 03/18/09(Wed)14:37 No.4014637
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    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:38 No.4014646
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    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:38 No.4014648
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:40 No.4014663
    He was to die, alone and unloved
    But he saw his chance to rise above!
    Climbed onto a rocket and held on so hard!
    And earned his true place among the bright stars!
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:41 No.4014671
    I have seen furry art of Laika.. why do you do this furries?
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:42 No.4014675
    Someone needs to drawfag Space Bat slapping five with the ghost of Laika
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:43 No.4014680
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    Okay then...

    >> Mask of Winters !!5tEp50WeGgS 03/18/09(Wed)14:44 No.4014688
    >> Nasdaq !3LrT5NRVks 03/18/09(Wed)14:45 No.4014699
    Weep not, for Spacebat has achieved true glory. He has not faded from our hearts or from existence. No, Spacebat soars amongst the aether of space, bringing forth the glory of his immortal form to the galaxy. Woe unto ye who encounter him, for he hath become Immortal God-Emperor of Batkind.

    And one day, in the grim-darkness of the far future, Spacebat, Emperor of Batkind, shall reappear, carrying upon him the Starchild, saviour of all man and bat kind, and a new era shall reign!
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:49 No.4014726
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    NOT MANLY TEARS: Crying over Curly Brace drowning in Cave Story.
    MANLY TEARS: comics like this.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:50 No.4014734
    drawfag here >>4014675
    Gimme a bit, I'm on it.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:51 No.4014738
    Yeah, as soon as I saw that I thought "they're gonna think I'm serious, probably" when really I'm just mad in an "I wish I could" manner rather than "I seriously want to wage a crusade". I'm bad with words.Seriously though, fuck those faggots.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:52 No.4014747

    Laika is just the Amelia Earhart of/for furries.

    Let them have their dreams, it'll make them think they're real people.

    Unless it was Laika porn, then you may purge them.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:53 No.4014750
    >you are proving them all correct when they scream of fursecution.

    Ironically, the furries are also proving the rest of the internet correct when they scream of fursecution, since the internet in general hates or avoids them because of their colossal sense of entitlement and arrogant belief that there is nothing wrong or strange about them and it's the rest of the world that's broken and not them. What's that? You don't like my amazing masterpiece furry porn of Lassie sitting on Godzilla's dick? FURSECUTION AAAARGH

    Also, lol closet furry spotted
    >> Eldrad, Actually a Zombie Goast !!srlFJqQzH9+ 03/18/09(Wed)14:54 No.4014756
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    And so ascends the God of Adventure.

    Space Bat. Pierce the heavens.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:55 No.4014762
    Arcade machines don't retain their highscores after being moved around (when the electricity gets cut off.) Fuck your false nostalgia.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:58 No.4014780
    damn, be more of a whiny bitch why don't you.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:58 No.4014785
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    Here you go /tg/ I found one.

    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)14:59 No.4014792
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    Spacebat and Uzgob, to whom the heavens were no obstacle.
    >> Eldrad, Actually a Zombie Goast !!srlFJqQzH9+ 03/18/09(Wed)15:01 No.4014806
    Oh, and to add to this thread for Manly Tears:

    >> Maus 03/18/09(Wed)15:05 No.4014834

    You have dishonored Spacebat by talking about the shag-carpeted ones, and have desecrated his one and only true cenotaph. In the process of doing such, you have shamed /tg/ for not rising above all bullshit in order to commemorate such a beast who DESERVED OUR MANLY TEARS, and instead bickered like old wives and domesticated pigs in the squalor of your own filth.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:08 No.4014847
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:09 No.4014858
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    GOD SPEED SPACE BAT, GOD SPEED *single manly tear*
    >> Leman Russ 03/18/09(Wed)15:10 No.4014865
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    These songs are manly tears.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:13 No.4014885
    Sorry, but if that isn't hot-blooded courage I don't know what is.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:13 No.4014890
    I think CPS2 boards have a battery backup on them, so they could in theory. I'd have to look it up.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:13 No.4014891


    Translation: "My God, it's full of stars!"
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:21 No.4014957
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:23 No.4014968
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:24 No.4014969
    Somehow I believe the Spacebat survived via cosmic rays and will go on to other worlds, creating space vampires.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:25 No.4014974
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:26 No.4014982
    All the lights in the sky are stars...
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:31 No.4015013
    That's not fair, two are anti-Vietnam War songs, and the other is about a guy who shoots his dog.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:32 No.4015023
    Not many bats have broken the sound barrier and punched through the atmosphere with enough velocity to escape GRAVITY
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:35 No.4015031
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    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:36 No.4015052
    That bat...is awesome.

    Nothing more need be said.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:37 No.4015060
    *Metal Gear Solid Main Theme Instrumental*
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:38 No.4015069
    Well I don't know if he's right or not, but if he is that kinda kills the baww factor of the story
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:39 No.4015076
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    Fucken saved
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:39 No.4015077
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    >> Eldrad, Actually a Zombie Goast !!srlFJqQzH9+ 03/18/09(Wed)15:40 No.4015082

    A star will forever mark their victorious High Five of Awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:40 No.4015085

    The furries desecrate all. To stand by is to tacitly endorse, and indirectly participate in, that desecration. We must be ever vigilant, ever prepared to rebuke them for their corrupt and licentious ways. To relent, even for a moment, is to allow their madness to spread unchecked and unopposed. We cannot let them defile the memory of Spacebat. We must not.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:41 No.4015099
    Someone needs to shop Kamina sunglasses onto that bat STAT
    >> Lord Oni !!qxPxetjsWzu 03/18/09(Wed)15:41 No.4015100
    this makes it three times as epic if you read the story while listening to it.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:44 No.4015118
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    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:45 No.4015127
    You can't
    the rock!
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:45 No.4015128
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    You mean everyone else isnt already doing this?
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:46 No.4015129
    in b4 somebody draws furry art
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:46 No.4015132
    I wanna yiff spacebat! ^_^
    >> TheLaughingMan !AWEsomEEEE 03/18/09(Wed)15:47 No.4015137
    You win.

    I cried. Manly tears. Whatever you want to call them.

    You won.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:48 No.4015143
    I saw a shooting star last night.
    >> Lord Oni !!qxPxetjsWzu 03/18/09(Wed)15:48 No.4015148
    slash fucking salute
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:49 No.4015152
    Finest moment in the history of manly tears
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:50 No.4015160
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    I don't actually have that song. This one is also appropriate as was stated earlier.
    >> Lord Oni !!qxPxetjsWzu 03/18/09(Wed)15:52 No.4015172
    just listen to this then

    >> beregor, great-wolf-in-exile of the 13th company 03/18/09(Wed)15:53 No.4015183
    if i were alive now. i would gladly yiff that bat's frozen corpse.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:54 No.4015185
    "Your signals weak on the radar screen"

    "How far out are you man?"

    "Im pretty far out!"

    "Thats pretty far out man!"
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:55 No.4015198
    It was just a bat.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:55 No.4015199
    Oh wait I did have that.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:56 No.4015207
    No, it wasn't.
    >> KaleJuice 03/18/09(Wed)15:56 No.4015210
    Manly tears ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:56 No.4015211
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    And in the days following Space Bat's sacrifice, NASA led the people in a time of justice and brotherhood. As I remember it now, those were golden years warmed by an unworldly light. And when things became the most difficult, Space Bat's star shown more brightly for all of us who knew where to look.
    >> TheLaughingMan !AWEsomEEEE 03/18/09(Wed)15:56 No.4015212
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    Spacebat: paladin of glory.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:57 No.4015215
    And Gary Gygax was just a man, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:57 No.4015219

    And you're just a human; a pathetic pile of meat and bones.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:58 No.4015221
    Well, yes. Like the emperor.
    >> TheLaughingMan !AWEsomEEEE 03/18/09(Wed)15:58 No.4015225
    If Bowie's not doing it for you, switch to Gary Jules. Just randomly switched to it.

    Be right back, can't actually see computer screen through tears.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:59 No.4015233

    I think you need to fix that drawing.

    ...Unless there was also a Kangaroo clinging to the side of the shuttle.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)15:59 No.4015235
    Great, I accept my insignificant role.

    But it was still just a bat.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:00 No.4015240

    I'm not ashamed to say I teared up a little
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:00 No.4015241
    There are men out there greater than you.
    There are some bats out there greater than others.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:01 No.4015247

    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:02 No.4015259

    some bats are greater than men
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:04 No.4015267
    True, but the bat is a bat, nothing less, nothing more. It lived, killed, ate, and slept. Like everyone else it died.

    All this tribute and homage to a dead bat is a little redundant.
    >> Lord Oni !!qxPxetjsWzu 03/18/09(Wed)16:04 No.4015268
    well said.
    >> Maus 03/18/09(Wed)16:04 No.4015269
    Well, so far I have not seen any furry porn, sedition of Space Bat's sexual proclivities, attitudes, or physical depictions of the genitilia of Space Bat, so there was nothing here DEFILING this cenotaph until those who spoke about furfaggotry first uttered their senile syllables!

    Furthermore, you have implied of an inherent senility, slothfulness, malaise, and lack of vigilance within the patrons and clergy of these halls. Standing by does not implicitly mean to waste breath and constantly talk about the menace at hand. To echo hollow words without thought and to induce a form of "Crying wolf," if I may take a colloquialism correctly, at every chance does not make up for keeping faith, nor for keeping your soul open for signs of ill and the warnings of our Gods. To understand the reasoning behind why we do all this, to understand what the fundamental situation is much more important than speaking again and again of such a blight that we face today and to only recognize that there is a threat! To only agree that there is a threat and nothing else is much worse in the eyes of Gods than not learning anything at all.

    Again, you have also slandered our Clergy by implying that they are slothful, yielding cattle who only look down at the grass in order to fill their 4 stomachs evermore. You cannot be more wrong, and you cannot make much more of a terrible accusation of your peers and fellow servants of the Gods.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:04 No.4015270
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    Well maybe there was a kangaroo too! You could never be sure.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:06 No.4015281
    Jesus people, give me a break. The bat just randomly flew into some cramped and dark place it associated with safety. It turned out to be a space shuttle. And now you're all going hurp de durp and imagining some disney shit where the bat has been DREAMING OF BEING AN ASTRONAUT ALL HIS LIFE ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL BLAH DE BLAH DE FUCK.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:06 No.4015282
    If we celebrate the birth of some fag who got half the world to believe in a scam he came up with, we can celebrate the death of Spacebat.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:07 No.4015291
    Oh god, music related.

    >> Sage McSagington(Inquisitor, Ordo Fureticus) 03/18/09(Wed)16:08 No.4015300
    So-how is a life with no romance or adventure workin out for ya?
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:08 No.4015304
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    You talk and talk, but I don't see YOU riding a fucking space shuttle and piercing the heavens.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:08 No.4015305
    >cramped and dark place
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:11 No.4015322

    A life without delusions? Feels good man.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:11 No.4015324

    You're a boring person. Leave /tg/ forever.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:11 No.4015325
    Life and death are the great equalizers.

    Everyone needs to eat, everyone faces the same mundane problems and everyone eventually dies.

    No one is special or unique just the unprivileged and privileged.

    If you want to remember a living thing passed on remember.

    But don't cry over it, and don't make a big deal out of it. This is how conflict spreads.

    It was just a bat. Fundamental truth.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:11 No.4015328
    If I were a drawfag I'd create a picture of Batman, Dracula and 'The Count' from sesame street saluting the launch.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:11 No.4015330
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    If you're that resolved to the insignificance of all things, then die.

    There's such a thing as being aware of how puny and meaningless everything is and still being able to appreciate the experiences we have and the knowledge we gain from our tiny, pointless world. Insignificance is not the same as nonexistence. Significance is also relative.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:12 No.4015337
    /tg/ - Traditional Games
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:13 No.4015345
    We're humans, not animals.
    If we were animals, we wouldn't care. It's a biological lifeform that we would only give a shit about if we could fuck it or eat it.
    Since we're humans, we're sentimental and emotional. This is an emotional and sentimental situation.
    Ergo, godspeed Spacebat and fuck you very much.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:13 No.4015351

    /tg/ - Fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:13 No.4015352

    You say that like eulogizing this bat is going to start world war three.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:14 No.4015356
    It is the tiniest problems that cause the biggest noise.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:15 No.4015359
    I'm not reading this massively /b/ /an/ thread but I'm sure the bat lost his grip before the shuttle even made it to the stratosphere. G-forces mang.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:15 No.4015363

    I'll remember that the next time I stub my toe and mushroom clouds come out.
    >> Maus 03/18/09(Wed)16:15 No.4015364
    It's all in good fun. Must you be such a fucking spoilsport?
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:15 No.4015371
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    >> beregor, great-wolf-in-exile of the 13th company 03/18/09(Wed)16:16 No.4015373

    fuck you. i'm human, and i only give a shit about things if i can fuck them or eat them.

    ergo i give a shit about spacebat, because the poor little guy was yiffalicious.
    >> Sage McSagington(Inquisitor, Ordo Fureticus) 03/18/09(Wed)16:16 No.4015376
    >>No Romance
    >>No Adventure

    Then I'm afriad you're on the wrong board...
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:16 No.4015380
    Nothing hurts more then the cold hard truth.

    Coincidentally. nothing trolls harder then the cold hard truth.
    >> TheLaughingMan !AWEsomEEEE 03/18/09(Wed)16:17 No.4015386
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:17 No.4015388
    >>It was just a bat.

    A bat who went out in epic style.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:17 No.4015391
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    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:17 No.4015393
    >>No Romance
    >>No Adventure
    >>Objective facts only
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:19 No.4015402
    There's another fact.
    Sentiment can be attached to anything.
    Whether sentiment can or cannot be attached to anything is an opinion, not a fact.
    In my opinion, sentiment should be attached to Spacebat.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:19 No.4015403
    >We're humans, not animals.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:20 No.4015407
    OHGOD, just had the drawfaggotry idea of having space bat be Jon from Watchmen, going onto the spacecraft and the countdown to liftoff not being able to stop, and he becomes the superhero Space Bat.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:21 No.4015416
    Cynical fags. We all know it's just a bat. We all know it has no idea what it landed on. We all know it died ignominiously, be it burned in exhaust or exploded from rapid decompression.

    We don't care. Sometimes, the image of a thing supersedes the reality. We're not looking at a bat. We're looking at a symbol.
    >> Lord Oni !!qxPxetjsWzu 03/18/09(Wed)16:21 No.4015423
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    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:21 No.4015424

    Bump for trollsager.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:22 No.4015428
    Attached it then, but it will never change the reality. A simple unprivileged bat died. And the circle of life goes on without a care not missing a beat.
    >> TheLaughingMan !AWEsomEEEE 03/18/09(Wed)16:22 No.4015430
    Someone also needs to draw Kiwi high-fiving with Spacebat.

    >> I'm not talking about you, poster, I'm making a general commentary in relation to your point Maus 03/18/09(Wed)16:22 No.4015431
    It's. In good fun.

    It's not like Stalin's organizing the Space bat Eulogy in order to spite the hated Capitalist pigdogs because they killed a valuable member of the Animal Kingdom. It's a few people purposefully getting a little sentimental about a fucking bat who went out in style because they want to.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:22 No.4015432

    Glorifying and attaching sentiment to random shit like this is what's wrong with the human race.
    >> Lord Oni !!qxPxetjsWzu 03/18/09(Wed)16:22 No.4015438
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    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:22 No.4015439
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    >We're humans, not animals.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:23 No.4015444
    dude....this...this makes me sad....
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:24 No.4015450
    More like Age of Enlightenment.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:25 No.4015458
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    >>We're looking at a symbol.


    Wait... wrong symbol.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:25 No.4015459
    Or is he?

    A Healthy dose of Skepticism never hurts.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:25 No.4015460
    It's a bat that has died. However, it has died in a sentimental and emotional manner. Despite how minute and how little it matters, our humanity allows us to attach importance to such things, even if the object isn't truly important.

    It isn't important but it matters to us anyway because we want it to matter.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:26 No.4015472
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    Zotz is pleased!
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:26 No.4015473
    Want is not a need.
    >> Lord Oni !!qxPxetjsWzu 03/18/09(Wed)16:26 No.4015475
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    I know.

    Not since Captain Falcon have we lost a space going vigilante like Spacebat.

    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:26 No.4015476
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    >> TheLaughingMan !AWEsomEEEE 03/18/09(Wed)16:27 No.4015479
    Shut the fuck up. You sound like a 13 year old faggot listening to Slipknot "LIFE IS POINTLESS I SHOULD JUST DIE."
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:27 No.4015480
    Nihilism is for fags.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:27 No.4015482
    Threads like these reveal the sad, pathetic core of /tg/, all these nerds desperate to feel an attachment to someone, to be able to relate to someone, but too afraid to connect to actual human beings. When someone posts a thread like this it's like all floodgates are opened and all the repressed emotions /tg/ never lets itself feel are let loose. You're not weeping for the bat, guys. The bat is you. The only difference is, your death will be far more mundane.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:27 No.4015486

    No... I'm fairly sure it's alot of other things.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:28 No.4015489
    Says you, faggot. I'll be going out in fine form.
    >> Lord Oni !!qxPxetjsWzu 03/18/09(Wed)16:29 No.4015500


    It's supposed to be you're.

    Dumb prick.
    >> Maus 03/18/09(Wed)16:29 No.4015503
    Have fun trying to get into grey-world.

    that's... a wee bit too much. Skepticism, not conspiracy theory diarrhea.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:29 No.4015505
    Isn't it sad that this bat died a more awesome death than most of our eventual deaths combined?
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:29 No.4015507

    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:29 No.4015508
    You shouldn't have picked such an insecure tripcode. I might just let my computer run the until it finds yours =D
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:29 No.4015512
    You don't need to post here.
    Why are you posting?
    Go and eat and fuck, you animalistic savage.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:30 No.4015515
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    It's the thought that counts, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:30 No.4015517
    or scientists
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:30 No.4015524
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:31 No.4015528
    ... So?
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:31 No.4015534
    ITT: Crass aspergerfags who won't let other people have fun without being needless assholes.
    >> Salamanders Fanbro !!5UlGlkaxBkH 03/18/09(Wed)16:31 No.4015535
    Fucking pussy faggots, crying like a bitch.

    Spacebat was batly and GAR, not a pansy poofter.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:32 No.4015540
    Hence the manly tears.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:32 No.4015541

    fag scientists

    faggologists to be exact
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:32 No.4015544
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    Ah, someone liking and enjoying something that I don't. We can't have that now can we?
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 03/18/09(Wed)16:34 No.4015556

    I take mild offense to this.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:34 No.4015557




    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:34 No.4015559
    The difference between a skeptic and the insane is that one takes everything as a grain of salt, while the other accepts only the most complex answer.

    >animalistic savages
    Sure fits humanities' description.
    I'll be here waiting for you to join the rest of modern society.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:34 No.4015561
    Where did all these horrid trolls come from? I don't remember people attempting to shit up every thread on here 'till fairly recently.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:34 No.4015563
    I cried manly tears for space bat before crying manly tears for space bat was cool
    >> TheLaughingMan !AWEsomEEEE 03/18/09(Wed)16:34 No.4015564
    Yes. Thanks, Anon. Saved.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:35 No.4015572
    You're the one who only wants us to do what we need.
    >> Maus 03/18/09(Wed)16:36 No.4015575
    You must be new here.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:38 No.4015586
    This is truth in all things.

    You do what is necessary to have fun in games.

    You do what is necessary to live.

    You do what is necessary to avoid weakness.
    >> KaleJuice 03/18/09(Wed)16:38 No.4015594
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    This is just like one of my Japanese Animes
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:38 No.4015595
    What's the context on this?
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:40 No.4015608

    I don't know. If I found out I had a terminal disease I'd be off to cape Canaveral with fifty rolls of duct tape before you could say SUPERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:40 No.4015611
    I've been here since before you, actually.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:41 No.4015618

    Yeah, but would you stop the nuke?
    >> Maus 03/18/09(Wed)16:45 No.4015652
    Odd. I've seen worse. Unless I'm mixing up trolls only making shit threads or selectively trolling threads with good troll fuel before, and your concept that they're going to -EVERY- thread and attempting to shit it up now.
    >> Ouchies 03/18/09(Wed)16:45 No.4015657

    Manly tears.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:48 No.4015673

    I remain convinced there was a trampoline at the bottom of that cliff.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:49 No.4015689
    Here's another thing to cry manly...well, and not manly at all tears over.


    That kiwi...
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:50 No.4015702
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    Sage because it's already over.
    >> Leman Russ 03/18/09(Wed)17:05 No.4015828
    Bump for futile awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)17:43 No.4016131
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    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)17:47 No.4016158
    >4 stomachs

    what the everloving fuck are you rambling about
    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)17:52 No.4016191

    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)18:13 No.4016354

    >> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)18:28 No.4016473

    "He did change the direction he was pointing from time to time throughout countdown but ultimately never flew away," states a NASA memo obtained by SPACE.com. "Infrared imagery shows he was alive and not frozen like many would think ... Liftoff imagery analysis confirmed that he held on until at least the vehicle cleared [the] tower before we lost sight of him."
    That's right, a bat that was:
    "Based on images and video, a wildlife expert who provides support to the center said the small creature was a free tail bat that likely had a broken left wing and some problem with its right shoulder or wrist,"

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