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    26 KB Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)02:12 No.4045445  
    Nevada has returned! She seems to be indecisive on something, but doesn't make you wait to find out what she's being indecisive with.

    "Kid, I can't let you outta me sight, at leas' not with Mado with ya'. But I also gotta' take over for the guild - something terrible's gone down. This leaves me with a problem, y'see?" I'm not so sure how t'fix it either.

    Previous thread: >>4043841
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:13 No.4045462
    Then the solution is simple: Everyone to the Thieves' Guild! Mado would have seemed to have restored her memory now anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:14 No.4045475
    >>4045445
    Why does she keep calling us kid? We have more beard than she'll ever have!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:15 No.4045491
    Tell her a trained monkey could take out the thieves guild.

    Then laugh at her reaction and tell her you know what happened.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:17 No.4045517
    Point out that Fairy will keep us from doing anything to Mado (Mado let her out, IIRC) so yeah, no worries there.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:18 No.4045534
    >>4045445
    >>4045491

    Tell her what happened, and tell her you're trying to resurrect Goldmoon. And ask about the conspiracy as well.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)02:19 No.4045539
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    >>4045491
    >A trained monkey could take out the thieves guild!

    "Its an assassin's guild."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:20 No.4045554
    >>4045539
    "Then we'd need a trained UNDEAD monkey for that! But the point stands."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:20 No.4045567
    >>4045534

    Yeah, I don't think Aldwin and Cultist filled him in on that. Besides, I don't think he would've been listening to that part.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:21 No.4045571
    >>4045539
    Tell her of Aldwin. He'll want to be in on this too.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)02:27 No.4045626
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    "Alright people, ye're slower'n molasses. I'm leaving this flat tire, Big Six. I'm gonna git a wiggle on down to that Fate joint."

    Kav has left the party.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:29 No.4045637
    >>4045626
    Aw.

    The rest of us, Thieves Guild. Kav can handle herself.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:29 No.4045648
    >>4045626

    "Gods damn it, now look what you've done with your blabber! Now we have to catch up with her!"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:30 No.4045653
    You know, depending on the amount of damage done to the assassin's guild, we may not have any reason to stick around here. As if, say, someone killed all of the higher-ups and blew up the building the guild was housed in, then what's the point in sticking around for the time being?

    Once we finish restoring Mado's memories and bringing back Garelf we can deal with that now technially invalid bounty on our heads.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:30 No.4045658
    >>4045637
    It's the ASSASSINS' guild.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:31 No.4045664
    >>4045626
    Hey, some of us can't fly, Kav!

    Nevada, we're leaving for the elven place. Mado can come or not; we don't really care. If she does, we'll stop by the temple of Fate to fix her memory. If she doesn't, we'll be sacking the temple of Yog for the glory of Xom.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:33 No.4045671
    >>4045664

    Second this.
    >> Imp 03/22/09(Sun)02:34 No.4045680
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    What's it gonna take for you to eat that gold? I mean, c'mon!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)02:35 No.4045689
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    >>4045571
    Nevada has come to a conclusion, based on the following information:

    1) Nevada needs to watch Beardbeard
    2) Nevada needs to watch Mado
    3) Someone reliable/kind needs to take over the Goldmoon Slayers
    4) Mado can't get her memory back just sitting around in the guildhall

    Her conclusion: Make someone else in charge! "Aldwin! You're a goody good two shoes, you go be in charge of the Goldmoon Slayers for a bit!"

    "Now that that's settled" Nevada continues "we can head on out."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:36 No.4045698
    >>4045689
    She can't just delegate power like that.

    Can she?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:37 No.4045708
    >>4045680

    EYE LASER TO THE IMP, and then continue on towards the :shudder: eleven city.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:38 No.4045711
    >>4045698
    Are you going to be the one who stops her?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:38 No.4045712
    >>4045698
    She's the boss. Finlay and Lily's mother are deeeead.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:38 No.4045713
    >>4045698

    Who gives a fuck, we're already slacking behind Keva, now let's move!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:38 No.4045715
    >>4045689
    Can Aldwin handle the assassins for his own life? Not to mention threats for Lily and Cultist? That worried the shit out of Goldmoon too, and she was infinitely stronger than Aldwin.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:38 No.4045718
    >>4045698

    Wasn't she former number two? With Goldmoon gone...

    Damn. What a high powered party we have. Kings, leaders, and bosses.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:40 No.4045730
    >>4045715

    Aldwin can handle himself just fine. Besides, this way next week's adventure might be political, conspiratorial, insanity. Should be fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:40 No.4045733
    >>4045698

    You want to tell her otherwise?

    Bitch will FUCK YOUR SHIT UP

    Anyway now that that's settled we can go catch up with Kav and possibly begin deforesting the elven city depending on what happens. We'll call it Plan B.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:40 No.4045737
    >>4045715
    Pffft. We'll handle that when it's Aldwin's turn. At the moment we have our own quests.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)02:42 No.4045750
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    >>4045648
    >Follow her!

    Beardbeard and company head to Teven, city of Elves, under the rulership of Queen Arialla and King Garrelf. Beardbeard is once again forced to wait outside. Damn racist elves.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:42 No.4045756
    >>4045750

    So who're we mainly controlling while inside? Nevada, or Keva?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:44 No.4045766
    >>4045750
    I can't tell if it's raining or not. I'm not sure if those are trees. If it is rains those elves are real dicks leaving Beardbeard out in the rain like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:44 No.4045769
    >>4045756
    Nevada is in charge 'cuz she's bigger.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)02:45 No.4045776
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    Control has switched to Mado! You have just arrived at the temple of Fate.

    >>4045756
    Its Kav, but Keva is a cool name too.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:47 No.4045785
    >>4045750
    >>4045766

    Fucking elves. Beardbeard now has legitimate reason to wipe them out. Not that it matters to Beardbeard really, but he can use this reasoning to sway Nevada.

    >>4045756

    Both would be fun! Nevada to Yog, while Kev to Queen.

    Gnome, is Nevada a Yog worshipper? She seems LG.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:47 No.4045788
    >>4045776
    Locate priest. No need to tell him why we're here, I'm guessing he/she'll already know.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:48 No.4045797
    >>4045776
    Well at least Mado's sexuality hasn't changed.

    Anyway, inform the queen the news.

    inb4 Gallerf having been here all along.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:52 No.4045832
    Head to the priest of Fate first. The sooner your head's fixed, the better you can kick some ass (somewhat).
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)02:53 No.4045836
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    >>4045769
    But Mado's da biggest, and derefore she is da boss.

    >>4045788
    Priest located! The Hag of Fate informs you that your memories will be returned in the near future, and it is not her place to alter predetermined events. However, she can offer advice:

    "Just keep asking..." is her cryptic reply.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:54 No.4045841
    >>4045836
    Ask how her memory will be restored then.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:54 No.4045842
    >>4045836
    TELL HER TO FUCK OFF AND STOP THE CRYPTIC BULLSHIT.

    CRYPTIC BULLSHIT IS STUFF CHAOTIC PEOPLE DO YOU FAT WHORE.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:54 No.4045847
    >>4045836

    To Nevada: "By the way, who is that Goldmoon person they were talking about earlier?"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:55 No.4045850
    >>4045836
    Kill her. Kill the bitch now. See if she sees THAT coming.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:55 No.4045853
    >>4045836
    Ask her about Nevada! She's Mado's true love, asking stuff of her are sure to restore memories!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:55 No.4045860
    >>4045836
    Oh noooo.... we're going to have to go back to the Order god aren't we?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:57 No.4045874
    >>4045836

    Facepalm, while stifling your swearing until your out of the house of holiness. Then proceed to the queen, where Kav is most likely already finished speaking.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:57 No.4045876
    >>4045836
    Well, as long as we walked all the way here, can she do anything else helpful for us? Less cryptic advice, permanent buffs, possibly a bit of useful information regarding the rough-fortuned assassin's guild?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:57 No.4045881
    >>4045836

    Badger her with incessant questions. Fuck cryptic statements. That's not how clear wonderful order goes.

    Phrase everything in a yes or no form, for bonus points.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:58 No.4045887
    I don't think anyone has actually told Mado about what she was like before she lost her memories.

    Maybe that would be a good place for Nevada to start, seeing as how she KNEW MADO FROM THE BEGINNING.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:58 No.4045888
    >>4045836
    Continually ask over and over how or when they will be restored until they kick you out from sheer annoyance.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:58 No.4045889
    Go to Yog, since Beardbeard isn't there you can be all civil like
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)02:58 No.4045892
    >>4045836
    What do you mean by asking? What kind of asking? Asking who? When should we ask? When should we stop asking? What kind of questions should we ask? How should we phrase them?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)03:00 No.4045911
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    >>4045842
    Mado has no memory, and people keep telling her stuff that makes her think she knows things only to find out she really doesn't. This does not make her happy, and she takes it out on Hag.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:01 No.4045927
    Good...good... now slap her around a bit.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:02 No.4045938
    >>4045911
    Have Nevada kiss mado to calm her down. Also the massive emotional shock has a very high chance of restoring some memories.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:04 No.4045953
    >>4045938
    You just want a lesbian kiss, Anon. Saying that, I second this option.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:04 No.4045954
    >>4045911
    ASK ABOUT GARRELF

    AND SHOUT ABOUT IT, YOU'RE UPSET
    >> Imp 03/22/09(Sun)03:04 No.4045960
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    Alright, how about this? For every pound of gold you ingest, you get 30 minutes with Xxjuakhsa here.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:04 No.4045961
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    >>4045911

    WRECK UP THE PLACE
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)03:05 No.4045962
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    "Fine, fine, I'll be more specific. Ask your little loli friend there."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:05 No.4045968
    >>4045960
    DO WANT. CONSUME 1/2 LB GOLD. WE SHOULD NEED MORE THAN 15 MINUTES.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:05 No.4045971
    >>4045953
    No no, I honestly think it's a logical assumption. I mean sure, I want to see some lesbian action, but I also reckon it would be a good move to restore some memories, now wouldn't it?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:06 No.4045980
    >>4045962
    Ask loli about self.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:06 No.4045985
    >>4045962

    Happily thank the hag, and start interrogating Nevada.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:06 No.4045986
    >>4045962
    ASK HER WHAT!?

    REMIND HER THAT IT WOULD BE CHAOTIC TO SUDDENLY STOP THE PATTERN OF BEATINGS->INFORMATION. SHE DOESN'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT YOG DOES SHE?!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:07 No.4045987
    >>4045962
    Ask Nevada. Cue flashback to how they met.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)03:07 No.4045992
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    >>4045960
    Meanwhile, outside of Teven...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:07 No.4046002
    >>4045960
    1 pound of gold is very little gold! Gold is denser/heavier than lead.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:08 No.4046003
    ...Oh shit. BEARDBEARD'S GETTING TANKED! WE GOTTA HURRY THIS SHIT UP GUYS BEFORE HE REALLY FUCKS THINGS UP!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:09 No.4046018
    >>4045992
    YEAAAAAHHH! HOT SUCCUBUS DICKINGS!
    >> A-Flat Minor ♪ 03/22/09(Sun)03:10 No.4046029
    >>4045992
    laughing..so.. much...
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)03:12 No.4046044
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    >>4045986
    We aren't at the temple of Yog. This is the temple of Fate.

    >>4045987
    >>4045985
    >>4045980
    3 hour story tiem with Nevada initiated!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:12 No.4046054
    Nevada and Mado return to find Beardbeard with a smug satisfied look on his face
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:13 No.4046060
    >>4046044
    3 HOURS? 3 HOURS OF BEARDBEARD ALONE? SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:13 No.4046065
    >>4046044
    Nevada: Burst in tears when you tell about their first kiss. Beg Mado to remember.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:14 No.4046069
    >>4046002
    Its only 1.43 cubic inches of gold. That's a cube 1.13 in on each side. EASILY DOABLE!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)03:15 No.4046079
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    Her memory is not completely restored, but the conversation ended up filling in a lot of the holes! Capabilities restored!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:16 No.4046085
    >>4046044
    I vote beardbeard fight trees.
    Fuck trees.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:17 No.4046094
    >>4046085
    Yea, damn trees always hogging all the photosynthesis
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:17 No.4046101
    >>4046044

    Skip to the reaction.

    Then head to Yog.

    Switch control to Kav.

    Beardbeard is fine as is.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)03:17 No.4046106
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    >>4046065
    The story time is unfortunately void of romance. Mado is disappointed.
    >> Imp 03/22/09(Sun)03:18 No.4046112
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    Oooh yea! The art quality drops dramatically and Beardbeard gets him some.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:19 No.4046116
    >>4046060

    Lily, can you hear me?! FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY, GET OVER TO TEVA AS FAST AS YOU CAN AND KEEP YOUR EYES ON BEARDBEARD FOR AT LEAST 3 HOURS! THE WHOLE PLANET'S GOING TO DIE IF YOU DON'T!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:19 No.4046120
    >>4046106
    Why would Nevada not tell her about this stuff? Why'd she hold back the most important parts? Doesn't she want Mado to remember their happiest times together?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)03:21 No.4046130
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    >>4046101
    >Switch control to Kav!

    As it turns out, Kav has no direction sense to speak of.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:21 No.4046132
    >>4046106
    >disappointed

    Clearly Mado was waiting for this. This means that even if the Mado/Nevada plot is just shipping and doesn't really exist, at least Mado has secretly harbored a long crush to her smaller friend!

    This is now Canon, Gnome! You can't weasel your way out of this one!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:22 No.4046137
    >>4046130
    But the queen has to know what happened to Garrelf! Or at least we have to know if he's really here hiding!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:23 No.4046145
    >>4046130

    God damn it.Okay, which of you jokers knows the way to Teva from the hydra's remains?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:25 No.4046154
    >>4046130
    Did we actually switch control or are we just checking in?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:26 No.4046168
    >>4046130

    I don't suppose there's a way we can crack the fourth wall open abit and tell her she's going the wrong way, can we?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:26 No.4046174
    >>4046130

    'k, what the fuck. That's the Hydra we killed didn't we? Anyway Kav, head the hell to Yog's temple. Ask Sunbeard for directions. He's cool.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:27 No.4046185
    >>4046174
    Sunbeard probably doesn't like fey.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:28 No.4046190
    >>4046137

    Send Nevada there. She knows how to roll. Besides, I wanna see the new and improved Satanic elves.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:28 No.4046196
    >>4046112
    I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:29 No.4046205
    >>4046196
    >Sees censor
    GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I HATE YOU!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)03:29 No.4046206
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    >Okay back to Mado for a minute - Backstory tiem

    >>4046120
    The memories have returned to Mado - she and Nevada have never been a couple. Mado has hero-worshiped Nevada for ages, and has been trying for years to get closer to her.

    She eventually succeeded, having convinced Goldmoon to let Nevada train her to be an assassin. In an attempt to stay close to her hero, she's been intentionally doing poorly - she is at least as good as the other assassins in the guild, but tries her best not to show it.

    Mado's life goal is to one day have Nevada look up to her, trust her, respect her, and maybe... maybe even love her. True Capability Card revealed!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:32 No.4046236
    >>4046206
    Awesome.

    Have a sudden confidence boost and ask Nevada out on a date!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:32 No.4046239
    >>4046206

    Better than Aldwin.

    Damned awesome. Now we head to the Queen, head to Yog temple, get Kav, Kill Arm.

    This session needs more violence.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:34 No.4046258
    >>4046206
    Visit the queen. We're going to need to get this thing moving if we want violence.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:35 No.4046266
    >>4046258
    Seconded. Chances are Garrelf is there, and Garrelf always equals violence.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)03:39 No.4046288
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    >>4046154
    Just a check up - we'll check up on Kav throughout the session.

    >>4046239
    >Now we head to the Queen, head to Yog temple, get Kav, Kill Arm.

    Mado has different priorities.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:41 No.4046301
    >>4046288
    dawwww
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:41 No.4046302
    >>4046288

    XOM IS AMUSED---wait, I'm not Xom! Damn it!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:42 No.4046307
    >>4046288
    Nevada: SAY YES! REVEAL THAT YOU'VE HAD A CRUSH ON HER TOO SINCE EVER!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:44 No.4046318
    >>4046307
    God damn, I JUST GOT BACK FROM /d/! I can't fap anymore tonight!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)03:45 No.4046323
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    >>4046258
    >>4046239
    >>4046266
    >>4046145
    >See the queen!
    One of the helpful will-o-the-wisps has kindly led Kav straight to Queen Arialla!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:46 No.4046327
    >>4046323
    Reveal Garrelf is there! Tell her everything that's happened.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:49 No.4046347
    >>4046323

    Quick travel activated.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)03:50 No.4046357
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    >>4046327
    >Tell her everything
    >Garrelf is gone
    Queen Arialla is not amused.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)03:51 No.4046365
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    >>4046357
    She has vanished!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:52 No.4046370
    >>4046357
    - "We are not amused. Bet you five quid I can make her say it."
    - "Well if I gambled on that, it'd be an abuse of my privilege as a traveler in time."
    - "Ten quid?"
    - "Done."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:52 No.4046373
    >>4046365
    Comes back with Garrelf. Called it!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)03:55 No.4046393
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    "I would like a word with you, Beardbeard."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:56 No.4046403
    >>4046393
    JESUS WOMAN FUCKING KNOCK
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:56 No.4046406
    >>4046393
    BOSS MUSIC

    FULL POWER

    ALL THE WAY TO 11
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:56 No.4046407
    >>4046393
    Wut.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:57 No.4046408
    >>4046393
    Uh-oh.

    Tell her the truth. That you couldn't have looked after Garrelf while you were busy fighting a dragon, and that he's most likely stronger than you anyway and can handle himself all right.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)03:59 No.4046421
    >>4046393

    Ohshit.

    Tell her we had nothing to do with Garelf disappearing. It was just a natural consequence of battle. That dragon was fucking stringer than expected.
    >> A-Flat Minor ♪ 03/22/09(Sun)04:02 No.4046435
    >>4046393
    OH GODS.

    Introduce the queen to our lovely date.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:02 No.4046439
    >>4046393
    Hey he's just off in another dimension. It should be a simple matter for someone with as much power as the queen to get him back!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)04:02 No.4046441
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    >>4046421
    Beardbeard puts on his pants and offers some explanation, but is cut short.

    "I don't care HOW you lost him, GET HIM BACK. His 3 days of time with me are 2 days from now - if he isn't in the palace by SUNDOWN, I will DISINTEGRATE YOU."

    >>4046429
    see
    >>4045960 and >>4045992
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:02 No.4046442
    Tell her you're already trying to get him back.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:04 No.4046450
    >>4046441
    Seems kind of...evil.

    Bitch.

    Tell her the Shadow Realm is filled with things she cannot POSSIBLY imagine and if she REALLY wants to guarantee his return, she'd join us. Unless, of course, she doesn't REALLY love him.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:04 No.4046455
    >>4046441
    What, is he due for another session at elf castle already? It's not like the queen would see him until then!

    Inform her that she is probably more capable of getting him back than Beardbeard!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:06 No.4046464
    >>4046441
    Ask her if the whole relationship is just about sex.

    This will be a funny prank for Garrelf, to have a discussion with his girlfriend that will either end up with him having awkward discussions about their relationship, meeting with her parents and friends, and trying to answer questions of whether that dress will make her look fat, or end up with him losing his hot girlfriend and his status as a king.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:06 No.4046467
    >>4046464
    You're a monster.

    Nevada probably just threw something at us for even THINKING that.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:06 No.4046468
    Quest: find a way to time travel. once found, go back and fetch him from the moment he vanished, explaining why he suddenly disappeared.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)04:07 No.4046474
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    >>4046455
    >Well you COULD, yanno, help me get him back.

    "As I said, you have two days." And she's gone again.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:08 No.4046484
    Go to Nevada/Mado, tell them we have a change of plans.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:09 No.4046489
    >>4046474
    Man, what a bitch.

    Forget it. Find a way to get a disintegration resistance instead. Laugh at her when her spell bounces off harmlessly.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:09 No.4046490
    >>4046474

    Bitch.

    Bitch.

    Bitch!

    No fucking way. Let's ask Satan to fucking smite her ass!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:09 No.4046491
    >>4046474
    RAGE at the air where the queen was.

    ...not really sure what else we could do right now, besides trying something else on THE LIST.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:09 No.4046492
    >>4046474
    Cleave the dimensions asunder with your axe, and enter the shadow realm.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:10 No.4046496
    >>4046474

    Regroup.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:10 No.4046497
    >>4046484
    They can head back to the guild and take the charge from Aldwin, who's probably crumbling under pressure already. Beardbeard and Kav can go and find either Garrelf or Disintegration resistance.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:10 No.4046502
    >>4046393
    Gnome you are the best DM ever.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)04:13 No.4046515
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    >>4046484
    Beardbeard isn't allowed in the city limits!

    So I'll just do a check up on Mado and Nevada.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:14 No.4046524
    >>4046515
    Aw.

    She's confused. Let her have some time to think things.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:14 No.4046526
    Ask Satan for help here.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:14 No.4046528
    >>4046515
    Apparently, she isn't a lesbian? ...wait, female not a lesbian? DOES NOT COMPUTE.
    She is obviously possessed by a gay demon.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:15 No.4046532
    >>4046515
    I FEEL AS IF WE COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS, BUT DID NOTHING. IT IS NOT A PLEASANT FEELING.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:15 No.4046539
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    >>4046515
    >Beardbeard isn't allowed in the city limits!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:16 No.4046544
    >>4046528
    >>4046532
    Relax, she was just utterly shocked by this unexpected turn of events. She'll come around.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:16 No.4046547
    >>4046515

    Oh this is so fucking chaotic.

    Xom is amused.

    Mado to Yog's temple, Kev to Yog's temple, and Nevada to Yog's temple.

    Why Yog's temple? I just wanted to see it.

    So we can wreck it later appropriately.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:16 No.4046549
    >>4046515
    Allowed? Beardbeard Godslayer cares not for permissions! Go to the elf city and deforest her royal hiney!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:17 No.4046558
    >>4046549
    No, go into town and excessively defend yourself if threatened/attacked.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:19 No.4046565
    >>4046549

    >disintegration

    Plus our best bud Satan would be pissed if we kill off his worshippers.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)04:19 No.4046568
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    >>4046526
    Beardbeard turns to Satan for help.

    "Make it quick; I need to settle a dispute with some elf queen sometime soon."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:20 No.4046576
    Cleave a hole in reality to the shadow realm and drag Garrelf back. Preferably in a manner that will cause all sorts of shadow demons and the like to flood into the elf city.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:21 No.4046593
    >>4046568
    Say that perhaps we can be of help in that area.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:23 No.4046603
    Challenge Satan to a D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)04:23 No.4046604
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    >>4046593
    "I can't imagine why you would want to - some boring complaint about her husband."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:23 No.4046608
    >>4046568
    Haha, tell him you are aware of this situation. Ask for either a wish (and offer to pay or quest) or for directions to someone who can cast wish.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:23 No.4046610
    >>4046568
    "If 'settling the dispute' means killing her, go for it laddie. You'll solve my problem at the same time."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:24 No.4046615
    >>4046604
    "Remember that manly elf I killed when we got REALLY drunk?

    Yeah, that's the husband."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:26 No.4046627
    >>4046604
    Well, we kind of accidentally made her husband disappear, and now she wants him back. We need to get her off our backs about this.

    Beardbeard kind of wants him back too, he had nifty shadow powers.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:26 No.4046629
    >>4046610
    >>4046608
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)04:26 No.4046633
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    >>4046615
    "Man you are SUCH a pain in the ass, Beardbeard. What do you need me to do?"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:27 No.4046635
    >>4046633
    Hey! We're the reason he became a god in the first place! Show a little gratitude!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:27 No.4046638
    >>4046633
    Wat? I thought Satan and Beardbeard were BFF's
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:28 No.4046646
    >>4046633
    We just need to find out how to get to the Shadow Realm to get that husband back. It's our only means of not getting disintegrated by her.

    Unless....YOU have a better idea as to how we can avoid getting killed by her.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:28 No.4046647
    You know that place? The place full of negative energy? What's the best way to not die there?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:29 No.4046649
    >>4046638
    No, we were kind of friends for a while. Then we started bugging him for every little thing and he's been generally pissed at us for a while.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)04:29 No.4046650
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    >>4046635
    >>4046638
    They are - why do you think Satan is helping in spite of you causing the problem in the first place?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:29 No.4046651
    >>4046633
    Find the husband and dump him here. Duh.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:29 No.4046653
    Remind Satan that he still totally can call in favors from US at any time.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:30 No.4046654
    >>4046650
    D'aww Satan and Beardbeard BFFs!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:30 No.4046660
    >>4046650
    Throw little pieces of ice at Satan. If he complains, tell him that you are hailing him.
    I have no idea if this pun has been done, but hey.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:31 No.4046664
    He turned into some sort of freaky shadow elf-dorf-thing recently, and he disappeared without a trace. Help me get him back.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:31 No.4046666
    >>4046633
    >>4046650
    All right all right, just either give us Garrelf or send us to where he is.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)04:32 No.4046670
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    >>4046653
    "I will keep it in mind."

    >>4046646
    "Alright, Shadow Realm, whatever, git."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:33 No.4046677
    >>4046670
    Beardbeard GITs.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:34 No.4046683
    >>4046670
    Great. Now WE'RE banished to the shadow realm too.

    I hope this solves our problem. Somehow.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:35 No.4046692
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    >>4046654
    IDK, my BFF Satan?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:37 No.4046703
    Gnome, I love you so much! Your quests are so much better than the Weavertrain.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:38 No.4046713
    >>4046703
    There wouldn't be a dorf quest if it wasn't for Weaver.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)04:40 No.4046720
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    Well doesn't this look friendly. Nothing but shadows as far as the eye can see.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:41 No.4046721
    >>4046720
    DEFORESTATION THE SHADOWS
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:41 No.4046728
    >>4046720
    Garrelf will find you. A material being in a non-material world is going to shine like a beacon.

    Which, of course, will attract other things as well...
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)04:43 No.4046735
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    >>4046721
    DEFORESTATION!

    ...It doesn't seem particularly effective.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:43 No.4046736
    >>4046720
    But there needs to be a source of light to CREATE the shadows
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:44 No.4046738
    >>4046735
    Menace that face on the right for information.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:44 No.4046740
    >>4046736
    .... and something to block that source of light to make said shadows.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:45 No.4046744
    >>4046735
    OHSHI WHAT'S THAT

    IT'S GARRELF

    I RECOGNIZE THE GRIN

    >>4046736
    Not in this realm, no.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:46 No.4046749
    >>4046735

    We have a torch. Torch the fucking place.

    Or invoke the golden sceptre. Gold=light right?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:46 No.4046750
    Pick a direction, start walking. Be sure to have your axe ready.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)04:46 No.4046751
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    >>4046728
    >shine like a beacon.

    What are you talking about, how can anything find me when I'm covered in shadows! Silly /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:47 No.4046754
    >>4046751
    Turn around!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:48 No.4046761
    >>4046749
    >>4046751

    Ask the face what's so fucking funny. And torch the place.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:48 No.4046763
    >>4046703
    I think that Dorfquest is much more... freeform than Rubyquest was, and of course, the idea of railroading it is much harder to do. I'm reminded of one time where someone said to combine everything they had into a rocket launcher, or something. That would not work in Ruby [since everything is supposed to make a certain amount of sense], but sure could happen here.

    ...also, is it possible to prove if something is NOT railroaded?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)04:51 No.4046781
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    >>4046754
    >Turn around!

    Why? Is there something ba- hey, its Garrelf!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:51 No.4046782
    >>4046751
    Lift up your dorfy beard and unleash the tiny star behind it
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:51 No.4046783
    >>4046763
    >...also, is it possible to prove if something is NOT railroaded?

    No, and that's why these trolls love it so much.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:52 No.4046786
    >>4046781
    Cool. Pick him up and get the hell out of here.

    Crash straight onto Mado and Nevada's first date.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:52 No.4046787
    >>4046763

    Dorfquest reminds me more of /r9k/'s CYOA. That was fucking epic and a bit free form as well. Thomas has a more manly beard than Beardbeard though.

    Truly.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:53 No.4046796
    >>4046781
    Obliterate that table. We haven't met our table destruction quota for this session.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:54 No.4046801
    >>4046763
    I enjoy Dorf Quest greatly, but I liked Ruby Quest even more simply because it was put together so well, while this here seems just like several adventures full of random weird stuff happening - in an awesome way, but still.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:54 No.4046804
    >>4046781
    Do we recognize the other guy? If we do, say hi. If we don't, punch him in the face, then say hi.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:56 No.4046820
    >>4046787
    >Thomas has a more manly beard than Beardbeard though.

    YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT THIS FUCKING INSTANCE
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:57 No.4046832
    >>4046781
    Uhm, is that black stuff on the back of BeardBeard's head... uh, bad?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)04:57 No.4046835
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    >>4046804
    ...no matter how much you run, he doesn't seem to be getting closer.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:59 No.4046844
    >>4046835
    Then use your wings to fly.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:59 No.4046847
    >>4046835
    WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU SMILING AT YOU FUCKING DISEMBODIED FACE
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:59 No.4046848
    Autosaging now.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)04:59 No.4046851
    >>4046835
    Yell at him. And use wings: >>4046844
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)05:00 No.4046857
    >>4046844
    >>4046851
    THose wings are tiny. Beardbeard can't fly with them.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)05:01 No.4046864
    >>4046851
    >>4046844
    Vestigial.

    YELL WITH ALL YOUR DORFY FRUSTRATION.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)05:01 No.4046868
    >>4046835

    Damn it, sound better at least work here. "HEY GARRELF, YOU'RE DUE FOR YOUR ROYAL PUTANG COURTESY OF YOUR LOLI ELF WIFE! NOW GET THE FUCK OVER HERE SO I CAN TAKE YOU HOME AND NOT GET DISENTEGRATED BY SAID WIFE."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)05:01 No.4046869
    >>4046857
    We are in the realm of SHADOWS. Does gravity even work here? ...is there AIR?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)05:02 No.4046879
    >>4046857
    >>4046864
    This is SHADOW realm, like >>4046869 says.

    Things might be weird here. We should try the wings out at least.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)05:04 No.4046892
    >>4046868 here.

    If all else fails, fire an optic blast from your jewel eye! That should attract some attention.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)05:05 No.4046898
    AUTOSAGAN.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)05:07 No.4046917
    >>4046869
    "Do you think that's BEER you're drinking?"
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/22/09(Sun)05:08 No.4046926
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)05:09 No.4046931
    >>4046892
    ITS NOT A GOD DAMN LASER! It melts STONE only when in physical contact with it. Not metal or anything else. Just rocks. And only when touching it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/09(Sun)05:10 No.4046946
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    >>4046820

    Quoting from thread:

    "FUCK YES, GROW ME A MOTHERFUCKING BEARD THAT'LL MAKE THE GODS TREMBLE."

    This was after his manliness points was multiplied by 100, granting him the ability to grow a MANLY BEARD at will.



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