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    22 KB Dorf Quest XXXI Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)05:13 No.4120779  
    Old thread: >>4119563
    >Where is Nevada?
    "Haberdasher's roof in the mercantile district."

    >...Did you mean that Beardbeard thing...? Is it really his baby?
    "No, it is Aldwin's baby, but you did have sex with the dorf. Slut. Whore."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:14 No.4120785
    Scry the location of better meds.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:15 No.4120794
    >>4120779
    We did? But...that doesn't...I mean...what?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:16 No.4120796
    >Also I would like to formally apologize. Some things are going too far, and I see that Cultist's baby is a bit of a sacred cow. I will stop poking at that subject from now on.

    THANK YOU!

    >>4120779
    Find Nevada.

    >"No, it is Aldwin's baby, but you did have sex with the dorf. Slut. Whore."

    Still delusional, I see? Lily, ask Cultist about this anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:16 No.4120797
    >>4120779

    I hope that was before she met Aldwin
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:16 No.4120802
    >>4120779
    How 'bout a djinn? Resurrecting Goldmoon is still one of Cultist's goals right?
    >> подметно 03/29/09(Sun)05:17 No.4120804
    >>4120779
    why did you stop taking your medication?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:17 No.4120806
    Say the rant from Millennium, about the probability of existence and luck.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:17 No.4120813
    >>4120796
    >>4120779

    Lily, check with Cultist for us, then TO THE HABERDASHER'S ROOF!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)05:17 No.4120817
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    For clarification:

    >Beardbeard and cultist have never been alone.
    Ahem. Actually... They were alone for 4 days.
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3717155/#3717556
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:18 No.4120818
    Rember when she lead Aldwin to the "inn" the first time they meet?

    Thats was when beardbeard was getting his groove on.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:18 No.4120819
    He's gonna jump off said roof.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:20 No.4120832
    >>4120817
    >>4120779

    Ok, that's fair enough reason for Aldwin to be pissed at Beardbeard...
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:20 No.4120834
    >>4120817
    I guess cultist got bored then.

    Well, I guess we should go find Nevada before she moves elsewhere.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:20 No.4120839
    >>4120817

    Lily, chew the FUCK out of Cultist for us please
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)05:21 No.4120841
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    >>4120804
    >Why did you stop taking meds?
    "Because my brain feels so closed, I can't see everything anymore, life is dull and boring now."

    >>4120802
    >So how about a Djinn?
    "Djinn may only be found in the far off land of Ajys, about 600 miles West and 3 miles North."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:21 No.4120842
    So it's still Aldwin's kid, yet she boned Bearbeard? I can live with that.

    Anyway, ask if she can find a Djinn.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:21 No.4120843
    >>4120779
    >Haberdasher's roof in the mercantile district

    We should get Aldwin a new hat, a BETTER hat!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:22 No.4120848
    >>4120832
    Ah but wasn't cultist responsible as well?

    Besides hes best off not knowing. I dont think aldwin could win in a fight against beardbeard.

    Im talking to you lily.
    >> подметно 03/29/09(Sun)05:22 No.4120855
    >>4120841
    apologise for filling your mother with drugs that make her sad.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:23 No.4120858
    >>4120843
    This! Then we can join him, and quest for a Djinn to resurrect Goldmoon
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:23 No.4120860
    >Rant from Millennium.

    I really think the show should have ended with that ep.

    Anyway, both Xom worshippers and fate fags could say that.us
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:24 No.4120863
    >>4120848
    >I dont think aldwin could win in a fight against beardbeard.

    Nemelex said he'd rig his cards if they ever fought. He'd be backed up by the nastiest cards imaginable, and the POWER OF LOVE!
    >> A-Flat Minor ♪ 03/29/09(Sun)05:25 No.4120869
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    >>4120779
    Hm.. you guys think Gnome changed the parentage cause we threatened to hang him?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:25 No.4120870
    This session better end in a lesbian reunion and a hot kiss.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:26 No.4120878
    >>4120869
    Nah, he was just being an asshole.

    Although if he did, maybe we can retcon the sleeping with Beardbeard part too...?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:26 No.4120883
    >>4120863
    Oh no! Fighting someone backed by a god? Beardbeard would be crushed! I mean it's not like he's fought a god befo-Oh wait he did. And he killed him.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:27 No.4120886
    3 miles north? Damn, that's specific.

    Anyway, off to hat store!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:27 No.4120892
    >>4120878

    Sleeping with Beardbeard pisses me off, but I can live with it, even if it creates drama, but if it wasn't Aldwin's child there would be hell to pay.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:28 No.4120898
    >>4120883

    Plus Beardbeard is kinda backed by Satan
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:28 No.4120906
    >>4120883
    BEARDBEARD IS A HATEFUL BASTARD, ALDWIN ACTUALLY HAS SOMETHING TO FIGHT FOR!

    THE POWER OF LOVE WINS THROUGH EVERYTHING!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)05:28 No.4120908
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    >>4120855
    >Apologize to mommy
    "Thank you. Now get the fuck out and don't do it again."

    Such a spiteful sentence sounds downright frightening in Mommy's monotone.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:29 No.4120920
    To the haberdasher!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:29 No.4120921
    >>4120908
    Get the fuck out, but make it clear you're not doing it because she orders so. You just want Nevada back.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:29 No.4120923
    >>4120908

    Ok, off to Nevada
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:30 No.4120925
    >>4120908
    Let's go buy a hat!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:30 No.4120926
    Aldwin has shit to do. Assassiny shit. Let's tell Beardbeard to go to Ajys for us! We'll pay him in beer!

    We'll just.. um.. hrm. Where IS Beardbeard anyway? ... Well, probably isn't important. I'm sure he'll turn up.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:30 No.4120927
    Wait.

    Ask if you were adopted, then run.us
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:30 No.4120932
    >>4120926
    Isn't he still stuck in the shadow realm with Garelf?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:31 No.4120934
    >>4120926
    He's currently in the Plane of Shadow, IIRC.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:31 No.4120938
    >>4120932
    >>4120926

    Yes, Shadow Realm, but that's a problem for next week
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)05:34 No.4120955
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    >>4120921
    >>4120923
    You leave, ready to go get Nevada, but someone wants to have a word with you first.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:34 No.4120958
    Beardbeard and Garelf in the darkbad/shzdowed fell.

    :D:>

    The beard has an awesomeface also!.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:34 No.4120960
    So WHAT if Cultist had a little Dwarf WANG before she got with Aldwin? I don't judge!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:35 No.4120964
    >>4120955

    I vote for a nerdrage session power funneled into a very, very stern talking to
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:35 No.4120965
    >>4120955
    Ask Lily to please not tell Aldwin. That would create far more harm than good.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:35 No.4120968
    >>4120955
    Explain to Lily that you did it to amuse Xom.
    FOR CHAOS.
    >> A-Flat Minor ♪ 03/29/09(Sun)05:35 No.4120969
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    >>4120878
    ..Nah.. he was going to do it..

    I know it!

    Either way, he still deserves a hangin'!

    Or at least lets wait till he goes to the beach and tries building a sandcastle so we can kick it over.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:35 No.4120970
    >>4120960

    Cultist was officially with Aldwin at the time that Gnome linked
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:36 No.4120976
    >>4120964
    >>4120965
    Both of these. In this order. Lily still loves you, but don't do that again.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:36 No.4120979
    >>4120960

    I concur.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:36 No.4120981
    Holy shit we have our own character.

    His name is Lance.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:38 No.4120990
    >>4120981

    Wait, are you talking about the baby?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)05:38 No.4120993
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    >>4120955
    It looks like Lily is never going to let you hear the end of it.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:38 No.4120995
    >>4120990
    THE BABY WILL BE /TG/!

    /TG/ WILL BE A HERBIVOROUS BUNNY GIRL/BOY NAMED LANCE!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:39 No.4120999
    no the neckbeard qwith spikehair
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:39 No.4121005
    >>4120993
    Tell Lily this isn't productive. They have to find Nevada!

    Cultist already knows she did wrong, so there's no need to rage anymore anyhow.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:40 No.4121010
    Lily's split personality you mean?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:40 No.4121011
    >>4120993
    ...fuck, pure nerdrage is SCARY. Lets hurry and get Nevada.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:40 No.4121012
    >>4121005
    Lily needs to finish this rage with a "When we get home young lady..."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:42 No.4121024
    >>4120993
    Now to be fair, that alone time was before Cultist and Aldwin were really an item.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)05:43 No.4121027
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    >>4120965
    After a very long, STERN talking to, Lily agrees to never tell Aldwin about this.

    /end baby drama. Until it is born, anyway, but that will be a different kind of drama entirely.

    To the haberdasher!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:45 No.4121039
    ;
    Lily's SUPERPOWEREDEVILSIDE IS NOW NAMED LANCE.

    BECAUSE YOU GAVE HER A BLACK OUTLINE.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:45 No.4121040
    >>4120960
    Are you suggesting Beardbeard has a small penis?

    Besides, he needed it. I mean... he ATE a pound of gold so he could have sex!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:46 No.4121048
    >>4121040
    Size doesn't matter. Read the article for more information: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BiggusDickus
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:47 No.4121052
    Go to that haberfuckingdasher already.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:47 No.4121053
    >>4121027
    I'm wondering, could a dwarf and an orc even procreate anyway?

    They don't seem like they'd be compatible.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)05:48 No.4121063
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    Mado asks if it would be okay if you two brought Nevada back here, so Nevada doesn't just run away again. Please?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:48 No.4121067
    >>4121063

    Makes sense
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:48 No.4121068
    >>4121063
    Back where?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:49 No.4121073
    >>4121063
    Yeah, sure, whatever, get that bitch back home.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:49 No.4121077
    >>4121053
    This is fantasy. How many times have you heard about half gnolls, or half gnomes, or half whatever-the-fuck. Genetics don't matter in fantasy worlds
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:50 No.4121080
    >>4121063
    Nevada has been thinking by now. She won't run away anymore.

    Or if she does, that kinda means the relationship can never work.

    In any case, Mado must go for her, and prove that she cares.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:51 No.4121082
    >>4121077
    Sure, but a lot of settings don't have half-dwarves. Usually they're too physiologically distinct from other humanoids due to their unique origins (born from earth/stone etc).
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:52 No.4121092
    >>4121082
    Every half-race is a human. This means humans are compatible with pretty much everything, but the other races have much fewer options.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:53 No.4121097
    >>4121063
    Back, as in to Cultist's mom's house, or back to the windmill? windmill seems like the ultimate goal.
    >> подметно 03/29/09(Sun)05:55 No.4121107
    >>4121092
    you mean humans are filthy sluts and rapists.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:56 No.4121111
    >>4121107
    No, I just mean that every race is capable of loving another race, but that only humans are genetically capable of interbreeding with them.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)05:57 No.4121114
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    >>4121068
    At mah-mee's house.

    >>4121067
    >>4121073
    Cultist and Lily agree that this makes sense, and FINALLY head to the haberdasher's.

    >>4121080
    Mado has been running around for over 24 hours now. Her confidence is far too low to try something like that right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:58 No.4121122
    >>4121114

    Tell Nevada that someone is in dire need of her help, and to come with them.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:59 No.4121128
    >>4121114
    Tell her Mado is feeling really down, and only she can comfort her and make her feel better.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:59 No.4121130
    >>4121114
    Where is satan arm?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)05:59 No.4121133
    >>4121130

    A different city all together
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:00 No.4121140
    >>4121130
    Different Town.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:02 No.4121167
    >>4121128
    A modified this. Tell her Mado really cares, and she needs to at least talk to her
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)06:03 No.4121171
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    >>4121122
    Nevada is always ready to help someone in need!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:03 No.4121172
    >>4121114
    Tell here that Mado is looking for here, and ask if the hat story had good deals on hats. As a gift for Aldwin.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:03 No.4121175
    Use Xom's new found match making abilities and convince her to at least give Mado a chance!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:03 No.4121176
    >>4121171
    Explain.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:04 No.4121182
    >>4121172

    Seconding buying Aldwin a hat present, something with a feather
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:05 No.4121184
    >>4121182
    But wait, didn't Finaly's hat already have a feather anyway?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:05 No.4121190
    >>4121184

    I dunno, it appears, disappears, and changes all the time. I think it's a hat of Xom.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:05 No.4121191
    >>4121171
    Still this
    >>4121167
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)06:08 No.4121205
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    Upon arriving at Cultist's mommy's place, Nevada, says: "Ah I see! The crazy old bat needs help, eh? Well, no use standing around, I have justice to deliver!"

    She seems to be ignoring your explanations.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:08 No.4121206
    >>4121190
    I was thinking a hate that's actually HIS, instead of one taken off the head of his closest rival. Heck, give him back THAT hate, if we ahve oen that's even more bitchin.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:09 No.4121208
    Inivite nevada and mado back for dinner. nothing cures DRAMA like a little xom inspired cooking!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:09 No.4121209
    >>4121205
    She's pretending she can't hear. She's in denial.

    SLAP HER!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:10 No.4121211
    >>4121205
    Slam doors behind her.
    Keep them closed with your body.
    Tell lily to watch the windows.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:10 No.4121212
    >>4121205
    This will end hilariously.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:10 No.4121214
    >>4121205

    Well, make the best of it, hold the door shut so she can't escape
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)06:10 No.4121215
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    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:10 No.4121216
    >>4121205
    This can't end well.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:10 No.4121217
    >>4121209
    Please don't slap the halfling assassin that is faster than any mortal can possibly be. Thank you.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:11 No.4121218
    >>4121215

    KISS KISS KISS
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:11 No.4121224
    >>4121215
    AWKWARDNESS!

    Mado, shut her up! KISS HER NOW! DO IT!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:11 No.4121225
    >>4121218
    Don't force it, we don't want to scare her away again
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:12 No.4121227
    >>4121225
    GENTLE KISS!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)06:13 No.4121230
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    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:13 No.4121237
    >>4121230

    Brace for impact
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:14 No.4121239
    >>4121230
    MADO EAT NEVADA.
    DO IT.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:14 No.4121240
    >>4121230
    I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:14 No.4121242
    >>4121239
    apparently, mado is a vore fetishist.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)06:15 No.4121246
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    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:15 No.4121248
    >>4121230
    Non-Symmetrical docking?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:15 No.4121249
    >>4121246
    :3
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:16 No.4121252
    >>4121230
    ...lesbian rape?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:16 No.4121253
    >>4121130

    Cultist and Lily: Seal off all exits. Make sure they work this out.
    Mado: Start talking things out with Nevada, or start making out with her. Either way works.
    Cultist's Mom: Get a camcorder ready, just in case, so you can get working on your retirement funds.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:16 No.4121254
    >>4121246

    Gnome, you have redeemed yourself in my eyes for all the Cultist shit we went through tonight
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:16 No.4121256
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    >>4121246
    >> A-Flat Minor ♪ 03/29/09(Sun)06:17 No.4121257
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    >>4121246
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)06:19 No.4121264
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    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:19 No.4121265
    >>4121257
    ... Coming from YOU Fuuka? Yea-no.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:20 No.4121266
    >>4121264

    D'awwwww
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:20 No.4121267
    >>4121264
    SUDDENLY A METEOR COMES AND KILLS THEM AND THEIR DRAMA.
    Now back to Beardbeard.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:20 No.4121268
    >>4121264
    Nevada can make that promise, I'm sure.

    Explain Mado why exactly you ran: You were just confused. You're not confused anymore. Kiss her back.
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    >>4121265
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:22 No.4121275
    >>4121271
    Another kiss. Kick Cultist's mom if she tries to intervene.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:22 No.4121278
    >>4121271

    Flawless Victory
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:23 No.4121283
    >>4121271
    Daww, quest is a success
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 03/29/09(Sun)06:24 No.4121287
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    >>4121246
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)06:25 No.4121292
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    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:25 No.4121295
    XOM TOUCH THEM BOTH WHILE THEY ARE DISTRACTED! FOR KAAAYOOOSS!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:26 No.4121300
    >>4121292

    lol, she looks so wigged out. They can go consummate their love back at the windmill
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:27 No.4121306
    >>4121292
    Wait, so cultist's mom is upset about cultist sleeping with a dorf, but lesbians don't faze her?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:27 No.4121307
    >>4121292
    SHE'S A SEER! SHE KNOWS FOR A FACT THAT IT'S GOING TO GET FURTHER VERY SOON!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:27 No.4121310
    >>4121300
    I'm sorry but the last thing Aldwin needs when he returns from work is to deal with love drama. Don't these two have a home anywhere? (besides the guild hall, obviously)
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:28 No.4121315
    >>4121306
    It was her DAUGHTER sleeping with an UGLY EVIL ASSHOLE while being IN A RELATIONSHIP with someone else at the time. These two cases are hardly comparable.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:28 No.4121319
    >>4121310

    Fair enough, go back to Mado or Nevada's place
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:28 No.4121320
    >>4121306
    Well, Cultist did shove a bottle of pills down mahmeeh's throat. That might explain it,
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:29 No.4121328
    >>4121306
    Other people being WHORES doesn't bother her. Her daughter being a WHORE bothers her.
    Or maybe it's because they love each otehr, and therefore aren't WHORES, while Cultist didn't love
    Beardbeard, so she is a WHORE.

    WHORE.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:30 No.4121336
    >>4121292
    They should be getting back to the assassin's guild before things get out of Aldwin's control. There is no telling what might be going down in their absence, and Aldwin falls more on the "well-intentioned" than "well-respected" side of things.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:31 No.4121342
    >>4121336
    I really don't think anything but paperwork has happened. Seconding getting back quickly though. Then off to find the djinn
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:32 No.4121345
    >>4121315
    Aldwin and Cultist's "relationship" mainly consisted of "light flirting in a library" at that point.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:33 No.4121353
    >>4121345
    And holding hands.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:35 No.4121365
    >>4121353
    Well, Aldwin took Cultist's hand, yeah. But Cultist DID meet Beardbeard before Aldwin!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)06:35 No.4121372
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    Meanwhile, PAPERWORK COMPLETED! Aldwin now knows how to manage to guild properly!

    He has now spent enough time studying to improve his LOGIC!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:36 No.4121379
    >>4121372
    inb4 either assassins or zombie finlay

    Do some managing. Check out contracts. Stuff like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:37 No.4121385
    >>4121372
    Wait wait, characters can train their attributes? BEARDBEARD - Start training Might until you can break the world in half with a fist!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:37 No.4121386
    >>4121372
    Do we have any new paperwork related feats? Collate could come in useful as a card sharp, as could File
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)06:37 No.4121387
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    Everyone decides to return to their various homes.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:38 No.4121388
    >>4121385
    I think it works like in real life. So Beardbeard can't do that.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:38 No.4121393
    >>4121387

    Share stories of adventures (except the whole Beardbeard thing of course)
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:39 No.4121395
    >>4121387
    Now sex!

    For everyone!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:39 No.4121396
    >>4121387
    Oh great, just when Aldwin learned how to run the guild, Nevada returns and takes it away from him.

    Well at least now they can go find a Djinn.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:39 No.4121399
    >>4121395
    Except maybe Lily.

    ...Maybe.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:40 No.4121407
    >>4121399
    Lily/Xom-Blessed Carrot.

    ...there are worse crack pairing out there, and you know it.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:40 No.4121408
    >>4121396
    But now he's a perfect second in command. definitely a much safer position in an assassins guild
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:41 No.4121410
    >>4121396
    Cultist should hit the library and figure out where this place is
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 03/29/09(Sun)06:42 No.4121414
    >>4121372
    Just a random question, is logic like the crazy voices filter of a character? Beardbeard definitely lives up to his score if I'm right
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:42 No.4121417
    >>4121410
    We know EXACTLY where it is! 500 miles tot he east and 3 to the north!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:43 No.4121420
    >>4121417

    600 I believe...
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:43 No.4121421
    We should try and get everyone to move into Bearbeard's kingdom.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:44 No.4121424
    >>4121417
    >>4120841


    600 miles west, 3 north
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)06:45 No.4121431
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    >>4121414
    Pretty much exactly that, yes. Logic represents how much the character thinks for themselves - the higher the logic, the more choosy they are of which reactions they pick. Higher logic also means that they might pick a more logical choice than anything /tg/ has said, but this happens rarely.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:45 No.4121433
    >>4121421
    Why would ANYONE want to move in a cave ruled by Beardbeard? Also, he's still trapped in the Shadowrealm.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:46 No.4121436
    >>4121421
    NO!
    We would never survive Carp, let alone anything else
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:46 No.4121438
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    >>4121433
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:47 No.4121440
    >>4121431
    Thank you.

    Get back home, compare notes, comfort for nightmares, have hot group sex, sleep well for the night (and more sex), wake up next morning, go find Djinn.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:47 No.4121442
    >>4121431
    Then we must make sure our heroes have as low Logic score as possible. Lest this adventure becomes boring.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:48 No.4121448
    >>4121438
    Except none of our other characters are Dorfs.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:48 No.4121449
    Hey Gnome could we briefly take control of Kav and make her worship Heracles? He's the god of weapons so it makes sense.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:49 No.4121452
    >>4121436
    Beardbeard would face off the might carp!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:49 No.4121456
    >>4121449
    Plus, something that boosts her Might and Toughness would be good too.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:49 No.4121457
    >>4121448

    Yes, but Dorfs WOULD probably live in a cave with him, I was just answering the question as to who would live there
    >> A-Flat Minor ♪ 03/29/09(Sun)06:50 No.4121459
    >>4121431
    So basically they'll do the right thing rather than CRAZY ASS SHIT WE COME UP WITH ON THE FLY?

    Useless!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)06:52 No.4121471
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    PAUSE SCREEN
    ALDWIN CARDSHARP, Human Rogue of Nemelex
    Current Quest(s): Find a Djinn, Manage the Goldmoon

    Slayers, Baby Stuff

    Status: Perfectly Healthy

    Sneakiness: Very
    Gold: 970

    Inventory:
    Trick Dagger
    Real Dagger
    Crossbow
    20 bolts
    Cloak of Obscurity
    Finlay's Hat
    ':3' face
    'wat' face
    Deck of Summons (50) Top Two: Ogre, Phantom
    Deck of Bewitching (6) Top Two: Sleep, Peace
    Unknown Chemical (2 vials)
    Lily Helmet
    Windmill House

    Party:
    Lily Roosterhalt, Human Apprentice Neckbeard
    Xom's Cultist, Orc Priestess of Xom
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:52 No.4121475
    >>4121449
    Lily should worship Pelor, she's judgmental. And Mado should worship... Ra. Because death from above would be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:53 No.4121478
    >>4121471
    Lesbian sex scene: Accomplished.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:53 No.4121479
    >>4121471
    Good to see they're getting on, then.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:53 No.4121481
    >>4121471
    oh dear
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:53 No.4121483
    >>4121471
    MORE LESBIAN RAPE
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:53 No.4121484
    >>4121471
    ......ok.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:54 No.4121485
    >>4121478
    I hope this means we unlocked the bonus content...
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:54 No.4121486
    >>4121471
    What happened to our BADASS face?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)06:54 No.4121492
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    >>4121459
    Depends on the crazy shit. If the crazy shit come up with on the fly is better than their idea, they will still do it anyway. Logic is like a stupidity filter, not a creativity filter.

    Also, to start Super Happy Fun Doodle Time, we have... Kav, in alternative clothing.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:54 No.4121495
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    >>4121471

    Pause screen detected, fanart flood incoming
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:55 No.4121497
    >>4121471
    You'd think they'd figure out it works better with the smaller person on top
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:55 No.4121501
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    >>4121495

    Continuing
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:55 No.4121502
    >>4121492
    Hey! Kav! Have a religious experience for Heracles.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:55 No.4121503
    Well, my mind is currently broken with DwarfQuest lesbian sex. I'm going to bed. Night all.
    >> A-Flat Minor ♪ 03/29/09(Sun)06:56 No.4121509
    >>4121492
    YOU MISS MY POINT.

    I am implying logic in ANY situation is UTTERLY USELESS.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:56 No.4121511
    >>4121492
    So is she wearing this all the time under her suit, if it gives so good AC?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:56 No.4121513
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    >>4121501

    One more after this
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:57 No.4121519
    FURIOUS GEORGE UPDATE!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)06:57 No.4121521
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    >>4121492
    This is fucking saved.

    This is the last one, and my personal favorite, pic related to above
    >> A-Flat Minor ♪ 03/29/09(Sun)06:59 No.4121529
    >>4121492
    ...I AM SHOCKED AT HOW GOOD YOU ARE AT DRAWING WOMEN'S UNDERGARMENTS.

    REALLY NOW, DO YOU PRACTICE THAT OR SOMETHING?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)07:00 No.4121536
    >>4121521
    Saved.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)07:01 No.4121539
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    >>4121497
    They're new to this. They'll figure it out in time.

    >>4121511
    Yes. Yes she is.

    >>4121519
    IF YOU INSIST.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)07:01 No.4121543
    >>4121539
    But we never found the body! Everyone knows in that case...
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)07:02 No.4121544
    >>4121539

    Furious George died twice technically already and always returned, give him some time
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)07:02 No.4121547
    >>4121529
    Gnome is a real Playa, he has seen more girls undies than Duke Nukem.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)07:02 No.4121549
    Fuck it Gnome, let's get Kav to a temple of Okawa...uh Heracles and get her initiated!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)07:04 No.4121555
    >>4121544
    Actyally, he died thrice.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)07:07 No.4121561
    George had like, 6 dots in toughness. He could probably regenerate from a single bone splinter!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)07:09 No.4121564
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    >>4121529
    I am secretly a VERY GOOD ARTIST, I just pretend otherwise to keep expectations low.

    Also mmhmm victoria's secret mannequins for references.

    >>4121549
    >>4121502
    We can do that next time she shows up. Currently Kav is MIA.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)07:12 No.4121571
    >>4121564
    ffffffffffffffffffffff
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)07:14 No.4121582
    >>4121564
    >I just pretend otherwise to keep expectations low.

    No, you just draw really quick so that we wouldn't need to wait like ten minutes for every update.

    By the way, I could see that you're an awesome artist, even from these scetches. They are prime quality, honestly.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)07:18 No.4121589
    >>4121582
    You should draw something for real, Gnome. Spend like a few hours to make a detailed and awesome drawing of all the main characters at some point. Pretty please?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)07:18 No.4121590
    >>4121564
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

    ALDWIN'S TOP PRIORITY IS TO FIND FINLAY AND KILL HIM.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)07:19 No.4121593
    >>4121564
    You do know that now you just have to post a really good looking picture, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)07:19 No.4121594
    >>4121590
    >>4121571
    Protip: See the file name. This is a "What if...?" scenario.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)07:21 No.4121599
    >>4121594
    Not to mention that everything after the pause screen is non canon.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)07:26 No.4121624
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    >>4121582
    Don't say that; I might be forced to show off or something.

    >>4121589
    I did that a bit ago, a notebook page full of every character at the time (Now it needs Thod, Mace, Nana, and Mahmee added to it, however). But, it was drawn in this style, so its not super detailed or anything.

    Besides, fuck realism, its a pain in the ass. Still getting used to using a tablet - my lines keep turning out funny. So, I only go very detailed with pencil drawings, not tablet.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)07:28 No.4121633
    >>4121599
    I consider furious gorge fighting Monkey D. Luffy canon.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)07:28 No.4121634
    >>4121624
    >fuck realism

    Who said anything about realism? You can do detailed cartoony style, too.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)07:29 No.4121635
    >>4121594

    But the body is still missing.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)07:29 No.4121640
    >>4121633
    Furious Georges are an exception: They're always canon.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)07:30 No.4121649
    >>4121624
    That's...really not that bad. Cool.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)07:33 No.4121661
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    >>4121594
    >>4121599
    Actually in this case I am using What If to make you think about it a bit. But, interpret as you will.

    >>4121634
    Shhh. Shhhhhhh. Quiet you.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)07:40 No.4121713
    >>4121492
    Out of curiosity how long did you spend on drawing those undergarments?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)07:45 No.4121734
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    >>4121713
    8, 10 minutes, maybe? Probably less. I have no idea; I wasn't timing it. I do know I spent almost 15 minutes on that Finlay pic on the first thread tonight; the one where he asks for his hat back.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)07:47 No.4121738
    >>4121734
    You should draw more undergarments, you're pretty good at it.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)07:48 No.4121744
    >>4121624
    Semi-realism isn't THAT hard you know...
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 03/29/09(Sun)07:54 No.4121768
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    And now I am half passing out. Good night, /tg/ - gonna go all the way pass out now.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)07:55 No.4121773
    >>4121768
    Good night sweet prince.

    Wait, it's a morning at 4chan, and afternoon where I live. GNOME IS A JAPANESE!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/09(Sun)07:57 No.4121791
    >>4121738
    Honestly I have to say it's probably the best drawing Gnome's done so far.



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