Think about what just happened after Arialla's teleport from your perspective.

>>4188057

See if we can crash with Aldwin for a bit. He's a nice guy, and we might be able to get some better healing out of Cultist if we do them a favor or two.

>>4188057
Good riddan- uh, go find Aldwin and formulate a plan to stop Beardbeard.

>>4188057
maybe we can lounge at the Coat Rack of Satan.

>>4188057
What happened to their entire elf nation? Whatever the case go to the windmill/ find cultist.

>>4188057
WHY WOULD THEY ASK MONEY FROM THEIR QUEEN?!

Also nice fanart in that other thread, Gnome.

>>4188090
I mean, all because we lost the palace doesn't mean that they aren't still the reigning monarchs of the area, right?

I like how Aldwin and Cultist are the fall back for every character in this game.

>>4188091

I'm assuming the ruler is determined among a group of nobles based on wealth. That, or the elven city's treasury is now in the shadow realm and we've been deposed.

>>4188097
Zombie FinlayxAldwin is my new OTP.

>>4188115

I agree competely

>>4188109
Its going to take more than backstab to kill beardbeard.

>>4188115
sweet, sweet necrophalic lovin'.

>>4188104
They need more screentime, no exceptions.

does Garrelf even know cultist and Aldwin?

>>4188078
Beardbeard hopped through the portal, and strangled your wife. When you knocked him off, he ripped off your arm and beat you with it. And to top it off, your castle suffered a critical existence failure.

>>4188110
The city is an oligarchy - the richest family rules.

>>4188090
Garrelf goes to see if the Coat Rack is habitable.

How is garelfs wounds by the way? Is he slowly bleeding to death?

>>4188152
I'm guessing whoever's in charge now won't be happy to see them.

>>4188152

It's only a model

>>4188161
Sshh!

>>4188161
Shhh

>>4188152
Explain to your wife why she should never try to leave a Dorf in an inescapable dimension.

>>4188152
But Garrelf, you are the richest... in love!

>>4188159
Elves are more apathetic i imagine. They might even be amused the old ruler in walking around their city in rags.

>>4188155
He's tougher than that. He'll live.

>>4188161
Thankfully, its not a model at all!

"Welcome to the new tree of life, Garrelf! I have sandwiches, would you like one?"

>>4188181
But she only loves him for his body, and he's just with her for prestige. Not love.

Bah. Who cares about Garrelf. It was the queen's fault for provoking this.

Needs more control of Beardbeard.

>>4188191
Which makes him the Enron of love.

>>4188190
Have a sandwitch, along with an explanation. Garrelf doesn't know about what the shit is going on.

>>4188190
Sure, accept. Not like Satan would ever feed you anything EVIL or anything.

>>4188190

Garrelf, convert to Satan now.

Pass Satan's test and eat evil sandwich!

Any chance Satan could give us some healing or some cash in exchange for the liver we (sort of) gave him?

Dude owes us. Indirectly.

>>4188190
Be chummy with Satan and accept the offer of a sandwich.

>>4188190
Use Satan to communicate peacefully with Beardbeard.

>>4188220
Tell him that because of him, you've got no kingdom and no politically powerful wife anymore. Tell him he'll pay.

>>4188190
I bet satan was planning this all along.

No matter...

SATAN GIVE ME POWAH!

>>4188197
>>4188202
>>4188217
>accept sammich, ask to worship him

Done, and done. Your trial is to eat the sandwich.

>>4188230

Keikaku doori

>>4188237
Eat it, what could possibly go wrong?

>>4188237

Make an Eat Check, hopefully it has a low DC because I think us missing an arm gives like a -5 penalty. Let me check the splatbook...

>>4188237
Don't be a pussy. Eat it.

Is Arialla his follower by default, since she followed Glittergold too?

>>4188237
Eat sandwich, obviously. Indecision ain't never got nobody nowhere.

>>4188237
Your wife does not like this plan.

>>4188255
Fuck her, then. She's got no power anymore, she's next to useless.

>>4188237
MUSTER COURAGE

PREPARE EPIC EATING MONTAGE

GIRD LOINS

EAT THAT MOTHERFUCKING SANDWICH

>>4188237

This is going to make him into a half-demon or something isn't it?

Tuna salad sandwich. Not bad.

Satan inquires as to the quality of the meal. How do you respond?

>>4188237
Do not eat sandvitch. It has bologna on it.

We hate bologna.

>>4188272
"I'd enjoy it more with 2 hands. Can you help me out?"

>>4188271
And he can use that power to get Beardbeard!

>>4188272

Say you would have preferred pastrami, but it was pretty good actually.

>>4188272
"Sure, it was okay."

Did Garrelf just sell his soul for a sandwich?

>>4188272
Pretty good Satan.

Brofist new god.

>>4188272
Lie, say it tasted awful.

High five a shark with remaining hand. Then graft shark to arm.

>>4188281

I'm wondering if Satan is going to allow Garrelf powers to kill his best friend?

>>4188283
>>4188280
"I'm so glad you liked it, I spent two days on that tuna salad!"

"First things first, here. This castle was yours in the first place - you can have it back. The money is gone for good, though, but at least you have a home."

>>4188272
"Tastes like arillias cunt"

>>4188272
Tell him it wasn't half bad. You know, because that's what you said and whatnot.

>>4188300

Two days to make tuna salad?
Doesn't he have to, you know, regulate the universe's magic and stuff?

>>4188300
"Do we have a kingdom, too?"

>>4188300
Ask satan what he really wants.

>>4188300
"Less blabbing, more giving me a working arm. Then I'll set out to kill all of your rivals, in return, you'll let me kill Beardbeard."

>>4188272
It was okay, but..
>>4188280
HEY, SATAN. As your new official first willing convert, I should get something. Like a prize.

Any chance you can hook me up with your arm like you did Beardbeard? I need one.

>>4188300

thank him for the castle, ask him if he can assist us in some way with the gold/healing issues (trading services perfectly viable, though ask for the healing side of it in advance)

>>4188300

We need to name our castle, like the TOWER OF INFINITE PAIN or something equally Shadra-kai/Unholy Coat Hanger-y

>>4188340
I know! It's fruits will still make monsters when planted right? Let's name it the Sunless Citadel!

>>4188315
>Whatchu want, dog?
"I want to make a deal. See, now that I'm a god, I can potentially remake all life on this planet however I want to. However, first I have to undo what Glittergold did - starting with this tree of life here. You go out and destroy the other magical leylines for me, and I'll grant you anything you can possibly desire."

>>4188319
>>4188324
>Arm plox
"If you sign this contract, an arm will be the LEAST of my gifts."

>>4188350
MAY YOUR MARROW TURN TO LAVA AND YOUR BODY BE INCINERATED FROM THE INSIDE OUT.

>>4188362
Read contract.

>>4188350

Assuming this fruit thing is accurate, Garrelf should grow a shadow-creature army and begin to claim the surrounding regions using them.

>>4188362
DO IT FAGGOT

Oh and, if the bitch complains, ditch her. She's useless now.

Name it "The Shadowdark"

>>4188362

What's the fine print?

>>4188350
FUCKING SUNLESS CITADEL! SO MANY TPKS!

>>4188367
The Badly Lit Citadel then?

>>4188362
That sounds like a quest perfectly suited for a sociopathic shadow elf with nothing left to lose.
SIGN ME UP.

>>4188362
Ditch the bitch, go forth on your mission.

Comedy intermission! See what Cultist is doing.

>>4188369
This.

(You're in for typing gnome!)

>>4188362
Do this shit. Garrelf could use some ridiculous divine rewards.

>>4188362
What? I demand more exposition!

So what's with this Sunless Citadel thing? The way you react to it, it starts to sound something like Tomb of Horrors.

>>4188378
How about the DarkBad?

>>4188369
>Read not-quite-Note
The signer hereby undergoes Geas to destroy the 7 mystical leylines of the world. In exchange for this geas, any and all aid a one Satan can provide will be given. Up to two weeks of Side Questing may be allowed as vacation time between attempts to destroy the leylines.

>>4188427
Read fine print.

>>4188427
Sounds legit. Go for it.

>>4188427
Check for fine print.

Then check for ultra-fine print.

>>4188427
Fair enough.

>>4188416
Sunless Citadel was a 3.0 adventure dealie. You know, the ones in the very thin books. It wasn't so much hard as it was designed to dick you over. Which was especially frustrating because it was for levels 1-3.

>>4188362
>>4188427
Seems like a standard evil contract. Maybe haggle for more 'break time', and to add a stipulation that the elf wife is not to be harmed. [Should boost her loyalty.]

>>4188427
Not sure about those geese in there, but what the heck, Satan seems like an honest fellow, sign it.

>>4188427

Alrighty, I mean, it's all in the glory of our god and whatnot.

>>4188427

ask satan for some examples of things he can do now that he is glittergodl

>>4188437
>>4188443
Search for fine print, super fine print, ultra fine print, microscopic fine print, print-within-print, and other such things.

>>4188427
ask your gf what she thinks.

>>4188464
Why? She can't talk.

>>4188362
A geas you say? There's no way that can turn around to bite us in the ass.
Do it.

>>4188464
Why should we care?

>>4188437
That is the fine print. That is the entirety of the contract. Surprisingly short, all things considered.

>>4188442
>>4188444
Signed on the dotted line. Lacking a pen, you just spit blood on it.

>>4188452
He agrees not to harm the wifey.

>>4188473
>>4188485
Maybe by destroying the leylines your destroying yourself and her in the process?

>>4188427
What will destroying ley lines do?

OH DARK GODS, WHAT HAS BEARD BEARD DONE?

Also, get satan to heal them both FULLY.

>>4188494
Ask him whether we could hunt down Beardbeard first and make him suffer. Just because.

>>4188494
THIS IS BORING, SEE WHAT OUR HERO BEARDBEARD IS DOING.

>>4188494
So, does Satan have any pointers towards helping him rewrite reality? Like directions?

>>4188427
Seven? Are these, like, godly seals or some shit? I mean, what's the likelihood of some elder evil or god killer popping out a the end?

>>4188494

request a new arm, full restoration of the girlfriend's voice and all other damage to both of you, and some suitably pimp weapon that fits our style. oh and a replacement fortune

>>4188494
Ask for better more delivish forms for you and wifey and weapons to boot.

AND BEARDBEARDS HEAD!

I know goldmoon once she gets a res wont be too happy about this...

AYE, LET US SEE WHAT BEARDBEARD IS DOING AT THE MOMENT!

Explain to Arialla that he is doing this for the elven people, since Glittergold is quite simply Dead it is important to keep in good graces with the new God. Satan is unlikely to simply give up if he wants this done, he will find someone else to do it...like Beardbeard, which will leave the elven race destitue and without magic.

>>4188510
Control has switched back to Beardbeard.

Looking at his to do list, he decided to head to Aordor, but it looks like something else beat him to the punch.

>>4188563
Where is Aordor again?

>>4188579
the place wiped out by Xom's Arm

>>4188563

That's right, didn't Furious George take out the Satan arm?

>>4188563
Check off defeating Satan's arm.

>>4188563
oh yea didnt furious george handle that? anyways, investigate or something

>>4188563
how's Presley's song about the fate of elvish traitors going?

>>4188563
fuck this. Send Presley to investigate, go drinking.

>>4188602
Pretty good, he thinks he's really on to something here!

>>4188615
What's his capability card?

>>4188615
it is good to see that our new royal bard is so zealful with his new duties. We shall have to see about getting him a kickass uniform or something at some point. Maybe out of dragon scale.

>>4188615
Maybe Presley isn't that bad after all.

Lets get investigating the ruins for loot!

>>4188615

Let's be off to found a kingdom, we can annex these ruins.

>>4188631
did we ever do anything with that dragon corpse? besides take it's eyes?

what happened to that fucking elf/human thief guy from like quest 7 or whatever? or is this the dwarf quest that actually has a dwarf? also where the fuck are the dwarves. sage for no dorfs

>>4188649

We have its hide, and we should make some armor out of it.

>>4188655
Apparently you haven't followed this shit very much. That means you don't really care. Which means I won't bother explaining you stuff.

>>4188639
Seconded.
Also, we need some followers for our kingdom to lord over. We're Chaotic Evil. What do Chaotic Evil people lord over?
Let's go find some Cutebolds and Goblins and kick their asses until they take orders.

The goblins can make a garrison inside our fortress, and the cutebolds can make a camp outside it. It's perfect.

Also, some demons, maybe. I don't know, it's a working plan. FIND MINIONS.

>>4188655
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>>4188667
Cutebolds and Goblins suck. We need humans, evil empires always have oppressed human masses.

>>4188667
I thought after that whole thing with Mado, we shifted towards Chaotic Neutral.

>>4188676
Nah, alignments are shit and more of guidelines anyway. All things considered, we're still CE.

>>4188639
>>4188667
Mmhmm, time to get some servants!

To the nearest kobold town!

>>4188695
Remember, NONE-LETHAL VIOLENCE! Each kobold you kill is one servant less.

>>4188695
YES! OUR DAAWBOLDS WILL FORM A HOLY CRUSADE AGAINST THE GREAT SATAN!

>>4188695
See how many you can deforest in one sweep. This will help establish dominance.

>>4188718

Satan is our friend...

>>4188732
Satan has been faggy lately, reason enough.

>>4188732
He just gave terrible power to a guy that's become our enemy!

>>4188701
>>4188718
>>4188722
You use DEFORESTATION!

...with just your fists, to prevent murder.

Many kobolds were knocked unconscious this day.

>>4188743

which we don't know and you can bet your ass if garrelf had turned that down he'd be asking beardbeard next

>>4188743
We don't know that, but we do know he has been bitchy to us. So we'll use that as a proper excuse for our metareasoning.

>>4188750

Now point them in the direction of your fortress and tell them to get to it.

>>4188750
March straight to their king. Or whoever's in charge. Punch him to the face to establish superiority.

>>4188750
ah, impressment. How wonderful. Declare leader ship over all remaining kobolds. Also, inform that any problems with this should immediately be sent to the department of HIS FIST.

>>4188732
Not anymore. Unless we can destroy the leylines faster than garelf...

As you herd the kobs to your fort, a single kobold stands up to you.

>>4188797
Kick him in the balls, grab his spear and run him through.

>>4188797
oh god

look at that totally awesome face mask

we must have this kobold. He shall be the leader of our Kobold milita. Use crystal eye to destroy ground beneath kobold, hopefully making him fall down and hit the floor with enough force to drive him unconscious.

>>4188797
Tell him for his bravery in standing up to an impossible opponent he is the new chief of the Kobold brigade.

>>4188797

Make an example of Driblis

>>4188750
Point out to the kobolds, if they resist your rule, that you are part kobold yourself.
...you have no idea WHERE, but with how blessed by Xom you are, it's a 95% chance you have something koboldy in you.

>>4188797
Punch him in the face to establish superiority. If he doesn't stop fighting, punch him again and again until he stops.

He doesn't seem so tough, anyway.

>>4188797
DRIBLIS (or whatever, the KoboldQuest 'bold)

>>4188797
hrrmmm a brave one...

MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF HEEM!

Dodge spear/ pole attack. Grab spear/pole.

after this, we should probably go into town and buy supplies. Beds, wood, etc. We'll need to make new bedrooms for our Kobold minions.

>>4188842
We can have kobolds do it for us.

>>4188797
Promote him

>>4188808
>>4188814
>>4188820
>Punch in snout to establish superiority; declare this kob leader of the militia.

Done and done.

>>4188845
and steal everything not nailed down from the town.

>>4188857
the kobold town that is

>>4188854
Make sure everything is looted and transferred to your fort.

Pray to Satan, asking what we can do to bless our town in the name of the God of Magic.

>>4188870
>God of Magic
I must have missed the memo on this

>>4188884
We killed the old God of Magic and passed the domain to Satan.

Anyway, start invading places. Build an army.

>>4188857
>>4188866
The kobold town is simply lifted off of the map by the citizens, and set back down inside of your fort.

>>4188902
we live in the sky?

>>4188854
Kooooooooooooobold Camp Time

>>4188902
Have a kobold deliver a friendly postcard to Aldwin's windmill with a picture of you, Presley, Cheska and your kobold minions.

>>4188902
Ok now we need to [d]esignate any [t]rees in the immediate area and [d]esignate some holes to be [d]ug to serve as temporary shelters as well as for the rock.

>>4188893
Oh ok, didn't take note of old glitters domains.

>>4188902
TRAIN KOBOLDS IN DORFEN FIGHTAN WAYS
Or at least get them some less shitty weapons.

>>4188902

Find a Kobold who can care stone and make him work on creating a delicious stone bust in your honor.

>>4188932
The postcard will read: "We will invade your ass soon. Love, Beardbeard."

Make good of this promise and invade the windmill. Put Aldwin and Cultist to work at mines. Raise Lily as your own and turn her into an emotionless assassin.

>>4188902
ah, beutiful kobold ingenuity at work. They will make good subject. Inform Presley that as soon as he is done working on his current project, a ballad about the subjugation of the kobolds would be most appropriate.

>>4188946
I was thinking more of a "Wish you were here, love Beardbeard and friends"

>>4188955
But then they CAN be here, when we walk them to our fortress in shackles.

>>4188960
I still don't think that would be a good idea. What about the remains of the Goldmoon Assassins?

>>4188932
1 week later...

>>4188969
Feh, it's not like they're not going to come after us soon anyway.

>>4188980
I still don't think it's a very good idea.

>>4188970

We need to start advertising, get more immigrants and build a powerful kingdom. Also, what's the name of our kingdom?

>>4189001
Buzzardloved.

Lets see how our kingdom is going.

>>4188970
Postcard? More like awesomecard.

Anyway, set those kobolds to work. Weapons, rooms and so on.

>>4188995
You just say this because it'd be a really mean thing to do. You're letting your emotions getting over you. Cut it out.

>>4189001

Print out fliers and send them to all the nearby cities.

>>4189014
Insert postcard picture, sure it will cost a bit more to print, but a picture like that will probably double the effectiveness of the fliers.

>>4189001
Fuck no to advertising.
We advertise, we will get NOBLES.

I can see this kingdom as being a great multi-cultural metropolis of races devoted to the hatred of elves.

>>4189038

We are Beardbeard, we will kill the fucking Nobles.

>>4189038
>>4189049
All nobles will be punched in face to establish superiority. Whiners will die.

>>4188970
Gnome should sell these as post cards.
I would totally buy one.

Hmm... what else to do with the fort... we have some minions, and are getting to work on improving it...
Be sure to compliment the kobolds on their good behavior. It's one thing to have a legion, it's another thing to have a LOYAL legion.

Maybe invite Aldwin, Cultist and Lily over to the new fort to check it out? Just because Beardbeard is a bloodthirsty monster doesn't mean he can't invite people over for a party.

Also, what the hell happened to Kav? Where is she?

Gnome? Brother Imperator? Are you still with us brother?

>>4189134
He's working with something epic.

>>4189134
Brother?

>>4189133
Beardbeard COULD order Aldwin to come by, and drag him forcefully if he won't. Meanwhile, Aldwin COULD get rigged cards from his god due to Beardbeard sleeping with his girlfriend. Therefore, Beardbeard will just invite him along, and he will come because it'd be impolite to say no.

>>4189009
wfniorenveroir Started an image; computer died.

You know the fortress BUZZARDLOVED. It has:

KING: Beardbeard
GENERAL: none
BARD: Presley
RECORD KEEPER: none
Warriors: 25 Kobolds
Food: 8 kobolds
Mercantile: none

>>4189154
>Food: 8 kobolds
wait, what? Our people are going to eat each other? Bugger that, let's get some farming all up in this shit. Go into town and start buying seeds, and hire a farmer or three. While you're there, pick up a book keeper. Let's get this shit done and done right.

>>4189168
No, they're just there to gather food and stuff. Cannibalism is right out unless there's a severe famine.

>>4189154
Fuuuck. Lead a raid out for food and supplies ASAP.

Actually go attack something yourself, and when you are done have the kobolds carry the loot back.

>>4189154

Go to Mountainholmes and recruit for your kingdom, say you are an avatar of Xom.

Attack something yourself, and have the kobolds get SPARRING and practicing MARCHING.

Our legions will SUCK if they don't get TO IT

>>4189172
woah i was worried there. Should be gatherers then.

Still we should go raiding for supplies.

What's the masked kobold named?

If he has a name, he will be slightly more difficult to kill.

I vote Caiger, after the once-famous fortress mall in Urban Dead.

Also, SEX EDUCATION! We need more kobolds, which will be troublesome if they never get past cuddling.

>>4189202

He is obviously Driblis

>>4189202
I'm pretty sure it was Driblis.

DORF QUEST has evolved into KOBOLD GENERAL

>>4189154
Seeing as how Nevada is back up and running I am guessing that means that Aldwin will probably get booted out of commanding the assassin's guild. IF that happens maybe we could recruit him as a record keeper?

>>4189202
Driblis.

>>4189154

We need Kav as our General! Where the fuck is she?!

>>4189223
First we need her to start worshiping Heracles so she can boost her Might and Toughness and maybe get some better weapons.

>>4189154
Ah man, that sucks.

...I, personally, don't have much to add, since I never played Dwarf Fortress. All I can think of is, in the far future... making sure we have a 'fuck the world' lever.

>>4189231

I think Beardbeard is the physical embodiment of "Fuck the world"

What are the benefits of changing religion?

>>4189265
Depends on god. Also the old one tends to get pissed off at you.

It seems to be autosaging right now.

>>4189287
Been doing that for a while.

Gnome hatheth problems.

SDF is banned?

I guess that means he finally caved in and posted porn.

>>4189304
Yes I have.

My computer's internal fan seems to have broken; I now have ice applied to it for cooling. This should fix the problem for now.

Sorry for the inconvenience; your regularly scheduled Dorf Quest will continue momentarily.

>>4189339

Yay, maybe start a new thread to continue, this is autosaging.

>>4189339
>ice
>computer

wtf?

>>4189332
'Sfar as I know, he really didn't. He just got attacked by trolls. One of them posted bestiality and didn't get banned.

>>4189339
uh better just get it fixed.

...I feel that Dorfquest might be done for the night. I have a mental image of Gnome, saying things are alright, since he applied some ice to help cool down his PC... followed shortly be it shorting out.

>>4189426
It actually works fine, so long as you're not a stupid fuck. And since I would like to one day have his children, I don't think Gnome is a stupid fuck.

And JUST when it turned interesting!

>>4189426
yes, I to have a mental image of that.

Someone send for a techpriest.

>>4189347
I use a laptop. An ice pack wrapped in paper toweling applied to the bottom works nicely, until the ice melts.

To explain the stats: Food isn't food reserves - its sources of food, like fishers, farmers, and brewers.

And no new thread; because my compy is going to probably fry in another hour anyway - its going sloooow. Gonna need to get it checked. Sorry guys.

PAUSE SCREEN
BEARDBEARD GODSLAYER, Dorfen Berserker
Current Quest(s): Found Kingdom, Return Home With Garrelf, Destroy Satan Arm.

ALCOHOLISM: drunk
GOLD: 19,725

STATUS: Uninjured

MUTATIONS:
Vestigial Wings
No Left Eye
3rd eye on back
Webbed Hands
Three Breath
Poison Immunity
Scales

INVENTORY:
Iron Axe
+8/+10 Two Handed Axe of the Pit
1 Torch
Overworld Map
Hydra Armor
Stone of Ionus
Wooden Leg
Map to Beardbeard's Kingdom
Golden Sceptre
Antimagic Bird Cage
Dragon Hide

Party:
Driblis
Presley and Cheska

Since we are paused, postan some drawfaggotry

>>4189464
Looks like Arialla doesn't mind that Garrelf now worships Satan.

You have time for some after-quest drawfaggotry, right? Let's have Aldwin's reaction as he reads what the postcard says! >>4188946

>>4189464
Stop now, go to bed, continue tommorow after getting it checked.

It might save you from buying new hardware.

>>4189464
More Mado and Nevada! And Aldwin and Cultist! The audience demands hot sex!

>>4189491

That's all I've done

So Gnome, why is Beardbeard so young? Thirty-five is like, pre-pubescent by dorf standards!

Also Cultist and her mom. Teenagers both when they became parents.

>>4189339

Ice=bad

Go put something that doesn't melt in the freezer for a bit, like cardboard. Makes for a much safer temporary heat sink.

>>4189464
Ah, I was imagining a PC, and you feeding ice cubes through the floppy drive, or something. And it looks like most of our quests are actually done... though our kingdom is still being built.

>>4189505
SAVED! we need more of her!

>>4189512
Well notice how most of the older dorfs in the Mountainholm are just going on with their lives? If Beardbeard was older he probably wouldn't have been the berserking pile of destruction he is right now.

>>4189512
he was trying to make a name for his family/prove himself in quest one. so I kinda assume him being young is all part of the story

>>4189522

I really enjoy drawing her, so I probably will make more at some point.

Derp.