Kick Mobster Kingpin in the nads for good measure. Yes we are doing this before anything else because forgetting it on the way out will be unacceptable.

>>4239250
Oh... Well ALMOST CALLED IT!

Will this be the REAL BBEG we'll soon meet?

>>4239250
Is he crucified?

Easter reference!

>>4239250

Looks like a rival gang is in town. Or the Goldmoon Slayers got to him before we did.

Either way, this will make it easier to move back in and reclaim what's ours.

>>4239292
>>4239250
I lol'd

Investigate I guess. I wish I could stay up for this, but I'm drunk and about to pass out. I'd just like to voice my opinion that Beardbeard should not be the villain, or if he is, that he should win still. This is DORF quest, not human/halfling/halforc/elf quest.

>>4239281
>Kick in the nads for good measure!

Mission rapidly accomplished!

Fuck it, I'm going to believe >>4239256

Kav... I know you're busy right now but... maybe when this is all over you would... you would do me the honor of becoming my bride?

I know it isn't much but... I love you. I have ever since I saw you almost naked.

Quick look around the room to make sure there wasn't anyone behind camera.

Also rifle through the desk, pockets, and guts for clues....okay not guts. There's no need for that.

Damn, I stay up all night doing my THESIS when there was a fucking Dorf Quest going on? With Kav in it? I guess I will post my Kav short after the action is done.

Take control of the gang and call in the troops to get an update on who might have killed the boss.

>>4239337
In my several years of being a fa/tg/uy I have to say... That right there is SOMEHOW among the top 10 creepiest things I've seen here.

>>4239337

Kav is a mobster. She's married to her job.

HOWEVER, I'd be willing to wager that if you stuck a few severed horse heads in the beds of her enemies while they slept then she might start having second thoughts.

>>4239334

Was this the same guy who backstabbed Kav, or has the establishment changed hands since then? In any case, WE NEED TO LOOK FOR CLUES. Files in the office may have info on rival groups, since every good mobster likes to keep tabs on the competition.

Also, call one of those chucklefucks from earlier in here. We need info, or more eye-shooting.

>Investigate

You turn to inspect the rest of the room, but the door is shut behind you. You turn to see... huh.

>>4239390
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

UNLOAD

>>4239390

Ask who the hell he is, and what he wants. While reloading your gun.

>>4239390
OHGOD

KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HI-

Wait, do those two even know each other? Wouldn't killing him go a bit meta?

FUCK THAT, KILL HIM ANYWAY!

>>4239401
>Do you know each other
>"it's been a while"

LOCK LOAD AND DESTROY

>>4239390

Do we recognize that it is Finlay past his... erm... disfigurements?

>>4239390
>It's been a while

Start information-revealing conversatiOHFUCKIT SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT.

>>4239250
DID YOU SAY MOBSTER KINGPIN?!

>>4239390

I seem to recall you had a hat the last time we met.

>>4239398
>"I've been hitting sixes all day; who the hell is trying to muddle me up?"

"I'm hurt! You don't remember your dear business buddy, Finlay? I want to cut you a deal."

>>4239390
>>4239445

And also, you weren't some sort of undead abomination. That, too. It's pretty important. You should probably see a cleric about it.

How did he come back, anyway? Did someone bring him back, or did he do it himself out of pure thirst of revenge?

>>4239373
If it helps any... I stole the ring.

I'll do whatever it takes to win Kav's heart!

>>4239452

See what he wants, ready to re-kill him at any moment.

>>4239422
>>4239401
>Shoot him anyway

>>4239490

Shit. Bullets seem to be doing not-so-much against his zombie flesh.

...we need a Plan B.

>>4239490
GO FOR THE EYES!

>>4239490
That is NOT a good sign.
KAV RUN! I'LL USE MY BODY TO SHIELD YOU!

>>4239490

Aw. He looks saddened. Maybe he just needs a friend.

Shoot his eyes out.

>>4239511
I have NO IDEA why, but you are FREAKIN' ME OUT MAN!

On that note, let the dumb bastard get himself killed.

>>4239390
Be glad we got the nad kicking out of the way early....

Then fly up and out of reach and engage him in polite distracting conversation....while we reload.

>>4239510
>>4239524
>GO FOR THE EYES

Finlay disagrees.

>>4239556
...Yeah. Can't win here. Better listen to what he has to say.

Prepare to disagree politely and flee. Find a temple of Heracles, convert, come back, kick his ass.

>>4239556

SHIT.

...shit.

>>4239556
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV!

See THIS is why we had to go to a temple of Heracles first!

>>4239599

Fat lot of good hindsight will do us now. We've got to regroup!

...tell him we were just testing his strength to make sure he was a worthwhile business partner? Fuck, Kav probably does that as a normal precaution anyway.

Finlay's fairly smart. I don't think he makes a habit of walking into situations where he has a low chance of winning. It would be better to talk now, and backstab the fuck out of him later.

I have to say I feel really sorry for Finlay. He was on our shit list from day one. Yeah he's a colossal dick, but he has the courtesy to try and resolve situations without fighting if possible. He's kind of the anti-Beardbeard.

>>4239490
Gloomy Finlay is glooomy.

>>4239599
This is why we have wings. Why the hell where we flying in reach anyway? It's not that hard Fly + Ranged attacks = you stay out of range and shoot till you win.


Fuck it, compliment his choice in breathing. Ask him what he wants.

>>4239556

"Oh FINlay! Sorry, didn't recognize you in that whole "undead" thing youse was workin'. Uh... what happened, you end up going the hard way through a wood-chipper? And did you do that to this schmuck?"

"In my hand here are the land permits to the hideouts for each of the three major mafia rings here in Eridia. With these, I control the whole city."

>"So What?"

"I don't give a damn about this city. I used to want to get control of the Goldmoon Slayers, but now I don't give a fuck. I'll give you these papers in exchange for your help in wiping the Goldmoon Slayers off the map. Every. Last. One. We gotta deal?"

>>4239628
Fuck no! This would mean going against Aldwin! And we loose no matter who wins - Kav or Aldwin.

>>4239628
"No. They helped me out. They're my friends."

>>4239628

"FUCK off. What's to stop youse from doing me a hard job? An' what's really in it for me? What's yez angle?"

>>4239628

The Slayers are technically a rival group, so I don't think Kav would have a problem with that. If Finlay adds in a clause that states that he see a fucking priest and get himself rezzed in the near future then it's a deal.

(This is intended to make him less horrifying, as well as to make him less resistant to our bullets when the time comes to fit him for a pair of cement shoes)

Did Kav ever even meet the windmill gang? If not, then why should she give a fuck about them? Also, what does Finlay plan to do AFTER the Goldmoon Slayers are gone? Retire peacefully to his grave?

>>4239628
... Kav is in BEARDBEARD's party. She doesn't even KNOW Aldwin, does she?

Not being a Meta-Gamer, I'd say yes.

IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY READING MSPA

>>4239642
>"What's innit fer me?"
"Control of all the crime in Eridia, and by extension, all of the piracy in the entire South Sea? I think that's a pretty good deal in exchange for a bit of muscle."

>>4239669
She hasn't. She only met Beardbeard's party which hade a Goldmoon Slayer in it (Mado). But yeah. SHE doesn't know or give a fuck about them. WE do.

>>4239628

Fuck him. Sure, it's not like she cares about the Slayers, but he fucking took over her turf.

This isn't about whether going after the Slayers is a good idea--it's about this chucklehead thinking Kav needs his help to take back what's rightfully hers.

>>4239687
Fuck this...as much as I hate how this would end - Accept the deal. Let's just get this over with.

>>4239687
Say yes, until we get to Aldwin and BeardBeard tells us "Nay, that kid is alright, DO NOT FUCK WITH HIM"
Then the only sane thing to do is Sic BEARDBEARD on Finlay.

>>4239687
Not to mention Finlay just straight up killing you if you refuse.

Take the deal.

the Goldmoons are pretty HEAVY HITTERS.
As much as I love Kav, I don't think she has the raw power to take out the higher tier members.

>>4239695

Was gonna type something long winded and odd as hell, but yeah, seconding this.

In whole honesty, as awesome as Kav is, I'm more worried what Aldwin will do to her if it DOES end in a fight between them. See, Kav is kickass and all and has a gun and all that...But on the other hand she has a devoted Xom cultist, a rogue/assassin who Nemelex obviously has a liking for and a neckbeard-in-training which managed to take out a BUILDING with her special attack. Things don't look too good for Kav.

>>4239702
I'm seconding this plan.

>>4239695
>>4239689
>>4239637
>>4239639
>No, I don't need no crummy help gettin' my turf back. Take care'a yer own damn backstabbin' revenge plots.
"...no? Well alright then."

I...I don't really understand why anyone would advocate REFUSING this plan. It's not binding in any way, he's not going to put a fucking GEAS on us once we accept.

We accept now, and change our mind later, when it's inconvenient for Finlay. I'm sure he has a similar plan in mind. There's nothing that says we actually have to do any grunt work here. He just wants our HELP. So we help him until things are good for Kav. Win-win is the only way mobsters play.

>>4239750
KAV!

THEORY!

Finlay has always been a horrible zombie. The hat just disguised it, but guess who has his hat?

That aside, I agree with those that say HEY THAT IS METAGAMING. Kav wouldn't know who this is, and a crime boss only cares about people they are close friends with. Even then it is not a sure thing.

From a metagame standpoint.. we can indeed get beard beard on Finlay's ass later.

ALSO, WHAT ABOUT THAT DORFCRAFSTMANSHIP LEG?

>>4239750
Well shit...chest burster time? Those stitching's look weak?

If all else fails shoot Finley in the Nads. Yes from the inside.

>>4239750
GREAT!

SHOOT HIM TO BITS FROM THE INSIDE!

>>4239750

SHIIIIIIIIT

KAV, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE SO INDEPENDENT

>>4239750
Uhm...did he forget he's undead and can't digest us? Just fucking burst out of him and get away!

>>4239750
:|

>>4239750

Shove your arms and legs out so you stick in his throat. Either crawl up and kick out his teeth before popping back out and flipping him the bird, or blast, rip, tear, and knife (tell me you've ot some sort of knife strapped to your leg or in the sole of your shoe) your way through the undead fuck's throat. C'mon Kav.

>>4239750

THIS IS WHAT METAGAMING DOES. IT GETS KAV EATEN. CUT THAT SHIT OUT.

>>4239750
KAV! MY LOVE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Now its time to Re-enact Alien!
Or just use our session power to blow Finlay apart with bullets.

>>4239750
1) Go to Finlay's Head
2) Stick sticks in his brain
3) ???
4) ZOMBIE ASSASSIN MECH

>>4239793
Fuck us chestbursters have it wrong! This is a good plan.

>>4239828
FATALITY

>>4239828
NO...no...nonononononononononono!
YOU DID NOT JUST HAVE HER GET CHEWED UP!
FUCK NO!

God damn it Gnome now I'm going to go be emo and listen to Linkin Park!

>>4239828
...Fuck. What did we just do?!

>>4239828

FFFFFFFFF

Great.

>>4239783
Anti-Metagaming Anon was right. Why didn't you all listen?

>>4239828
IF THERE IS A TIME-MAGE IN THE AUDIENCE, CAN WE GO BACK TO PREVENT THIS?
Accept the deal?

>>4239828

Well damn. My interest in Dorf Quest just shot down to near zero.

Fuck it we gotta get rid of Finaly already! Find some way to destroy him for good, preferably also making sure his soul can't be called back.

Relax, she's still alive.

FUCK FINLAY!
Fuck him running sideways with a rusty spiked chain!

>>4239828

Uh... restart from last save?

>>4239876
Quickly Nerd! GO kill Finlay! DESTROY THAT MOTHERFUCKER!

PIXIE TRAIT

TELEPORT OUT OF THERE.

IDDQD

>>4239888

FFFF YES. NOW.

SERIOUSLY GNOME YOU CAN'T KILL OFF ONE OF THE BEST CHARACTERS FOR A SHOCK STUNT. ...can you? Oh fuck who are we kidding.

>>4239858
>I came for the Dorfs, I stayed for the gangster pixies.

Wait... Kyaa? Oh gods?

That doesn't sound like someone getting eaten alive.

>>4239828
FUCK!
SESSION POWER!
DIVINE INTERVENTION!
DO SOMETHING!

Hold me man, this is it.
;-; Manly tears, guys.

>>4239906
>DIVINE INTERVENTION!

How many fucking times must I repeat myself - WE SHOULD HAVE FOUND A TEMPLE OF HERACLES BEFORE DOING ANYTHING ELSE! ARGH!

>>4239904
... tongue molestation is ALMOST as bad.

>>4239899

You and me both.

Kav was something new. I hate it when hopeful prospects get shot down without a chance for usefulness.

We've got to have a teleport. A pixie god-favor. Something.

>>4239913
This can go down in one of two ways.
Terrible, bad end or awesome epic win.

Terrible Bad End, we deserve it for metagaming.

>>4239904
You caught me. She was having sex with his tongue. Extremely rough, brutal, bloody sex.

ALRIGHT, you guys get your one Divine Intervention. You use this, and you NEVER get another one for the rest of the game.

Link back to which post you want to reload from. Any post by me in this thread is a fair reload point.

>>4239931

Don't we deserve a second chance? We'll be more careful with our toys, dad, promise.

>>4239934
Any post which suggests accepting the deal. It doesn't matter which one. Just accept the damn deal!

>>4239750
Continue from this one! Have Kav zoom straight inside before Finlay can chew. Then she can fuck him up from the inside at her leisure.

>>4239934
Accept the deal as soon as she walks into the room with Finlay, before he closes the door.

Lets freak Finlay out a little bit.

>>4239452

Listen to his proposition with bored politeness, accept.

>>4239942
SECONDING

>>4239942
Or go back to the first post in the thread and after kicking Mobster Kingpin in the nuts quickly fly out of the window before Finaly shows up!

>>4239934
Ok ok, how about we go back to here:
>>4239687
And go along with the offer, but not intending to follow through.

>>4239931
I swear to god we are going Vlad the impaler on anyone that ever metagames shit like this again. It was pointless, arbitrary, meta-gamy, and a shit tastic idea.

We can reload before he grabs us and fly out of reach.

Or we can fix our meta gamy and go back to accepting his offer.

>>4239934
I so hate these "YOU GET ONLY ONE USE OF THESE EVER DURF" things: In my experience, our DM always pulls out something even nastier the very next session afterwards.

"Oh hay Aldwin is dead and Lily and Cultist became sex slaves. Too bad you used your only Divine Intervention already, mwa ha ha!"

>>4239934
GO BACK TO BEFORE WE SHOT THE GUY'S EYES OUT!
Then go to a Temple and convert!
Then buy more sexy undies.
THEN come back here!

>>4239952
Not a good idea, I don't want her anywhere near his innards, or the rest of him for that matter.

Thank Gnome we get a do over.

ALSO, FUCK ALMOST ALL OF YOU. GOD DAMN. USE SOME FUCKING SENSE NEXT TIME. BEING DEFIANT AGAINST EVERY LITTLE GOD DAMN THING IS JUST GOING TO GET OUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS KILLED.

AND NEXT TIME THERE IS NO TAKE BACKSIES.

SO MANY OF YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS DIDN'T THINK IT THROUGH. OF COURSE HE WAS GOING TO KILL HER IF SHE SAID NO, AND SHE IS JUST A TINY FAIRY. WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE SHIT TO HIM.

I hate almost all of you.

>>4239687

Go Back to here, accept the deal because we wouldn't know better. If we've ever heard of the goldmoon slayers it was that they were an assassins guild who only killed evil people.

>>4239972
THIS! Several billion fucking times this! Go to a temple first and THEN come deal with this shit!

>>4239970
Lets just avoid retarded/suicidal decisions

>>4239983
Accepting the deal IS such because it means we'll have to face off two characters we like against each other (Kav/Aldwin)

>>4239972
THIRDED!

>>4239983

Retarded/Suicidal decisions are reserved for Beardbeard

>>4239987
That assumes we actually go through with it.

>>4239987

Nothing is keeping us from going back on our word. Nothing as important as the ZOMBIE EATING we'll re-experience if we don't team up with him for now!

If we can't fight off a fucking zombie assassin, how're we going to fight off Aldwin, Cultist & the wee one (coming to protect him), and all the rest of the assassins? We're fucked either way.

Reload from >>4239628
>Accept the deal.

"A wise choice. Alright, you organize your boys as soon as you can. I'll be waiting for you outside the Goldmoon Headquarters. Don't think about crossing me, or... I just might eat you."

>>4239997
Kav's first target would Aldwin, and I think she would want some explanations of all this before just going through with killings.

>>4240008
Head for the temple of Heracles instead.

>>4240009

IS THAT SUM METAGAMING I SMELLS THAR?

>>4240008
DAMN IT! No conversions or sexy underwear?

>>4240008
Ok. NOW go to the temple!

>>4240008

"fine fine, now let me go, this suit cost a lot ya'know."

"...JUST KIDDING!" He lets you go, then leaves, cackling madly.
Also everyone seems to be forgetting that if Kav confronts everyone, she's bringing her ENTIRE mafia with her. She won't be alone, like she is now.

>>4240013
Wait a minute. A temple dedicated to a Demigod? The hell?

New rule: Never fight zombie assassins. Have Paladin Bounty Hunters do it for you.

For now, fuck it. The pays good and we got boys to back us up.

(Going to bed, I'll try to find this on archive again later.)

>>4240014
From our perspective? Yeah, but it would likely happen anyway, Kav is too slick not to get all the info she can. And after all would why would anyone blindly trust that zombie freak to keep its end of bargain?

But if you really want to talk metagame, we do have a certain trainee neckbeard character in game.

HEY LILLY, THIS CONCERNS YOU!

>>4240031

Consisting of... Who? Her entire business and operation has been usurped. Where the fuck are they now, shouldn't they all be dead if they were on her side and fought, seeing as she lost?

>>4240032
Not a demigod in this setting. A full deity.

>>4240032
In Dorf Quest Heracles is the god of might and weapons. You might be thinking of another Heracles for an entirely different mythology.

>>4240045
Heracles =/= Hercules

>>4240053
>Heracles =/= Hercules

....LOL WUT?

>>4240053
Hercules used to be called Heracles, y'know.

>>4240053
"Hercules is the Roman name for the mythical Greek hero Heracles, son of Zeus (the Roman Jupiter) and the mortal Alcmena."

>HURRACLES

Fucking hell, its a custom cosmology, get over it and lets just move on.

>>4240062
...Why are you explaining my point to me?

Alright then, TO THE TEMPLE! We just had a freakin; zombie freak us out, we might wanna find a god!

Then... SEXY UNDERWEAR! Followed by killing the shit out of assassins!

>>4240069
Try to see if the Heracles priests happen to have armored sexy underwear while we're there anyway.

>>4240019
>>4240013
Kav's near-death experience gives her some faith that she's gonna need some faith. She pays the temple of Heracles a visit.

>>4240038
I forgot that detail. Finlay gave her the papers before he left - she controls every criminal in Eridia.

>>4240071
well, the lingerie DOES have a better AC then the suit...

IN CHARACTER: Organize the boys, take extensive preparations. Gather info if possible.

METAGAME: Main character change? The actions of the Aldwin crew would be important right about now.

Y'know, for Garrelf being the hero of this session, we'ven't seen too much of him.

Not that I complain. Just pointing out.

>>4240087
Read the file name of the OP in the previous thread.

Shit bricks.

1) Go to temple of Heracles
2) Recruit Paladin(s)
3) Dress paladin(s) in Mob getup
4) Show up with paladin's of Heracles
5) "I don't like to be forced into deals, or having my property stolen"
6) ???
7) Crimelordprofit

Make sure you get the location of the papers before he is killed.

Alternative is to go find BeardBeard since he's pretty good at killing things, things will go forth from there. However, this could backfire if Garrelf (who would of course show up at the right time) teams up with Finlay and then they both get into their Zords and kick our asses with metal dinosaurs.

GENTLEMEN! We have but one course of action.
Summon... THE BEARD!

>>4240102
Between 1) and 2), we'll have to convert ourselves as well.

>>4240102
Why would Paladins (assuming there are such in there in the first place) accept to help a criminal? Sure, Finaly's undead an all but Kav is not a saint either.

>>4240102
We already got payed...which means if we backstab him at this venture we need to deal with him down the road.

>>4240114

Then lets go find Beardbeard, get him to help us kick some goody-too shoe's butts.

YOu guys seem to not be getting the whole METAGAME EQUALS RAILROADED DEATH thing going on here. Don't do it.

>>4240149
Alright. Get Beardbeard because I don't think our Mooks can handle trained assassins on their own.
What use is a crime empire is you have no one to enforce your rule BECAUSE THEY ALL GOT CUT UP?

Finlay just gave Kav the resources to stab him in the back hardcore.

>>4240157
Besides, if rumor got around that a force like BEARDBEARD was working for US (even if this isn't the truth) NO ONE would DARE oppose us.
He's a fuckign GODSLAYING KING!

>Ask about joining up
"For the test of Heracles, you must move this boulder by yourself, from here to there!"

>>4240082
Aldwin has a regularly scheduled time slot on Saturday.
Also I swear electronics hate me. Late post because anti virus program decided now would be a good time to run a scan and slow everything to a crawl.

>>4240149
I think both getting a God and having her INVESTIGATE WHO SHE IS KILLING are both very wise on her part.

She isn't dumb.

Also, I doubt she likes being played. What mob boss does? If Finlay had ever watched a SINGLE movie or TV show with a mob boss in it, he'd know he only got the organization against him just now.

It isn't even about not killing Aldwin now.

He would have killed her.. and he held her territory hostage.

THE BITCH IS GOING DOWN.

Not to mention he is just a creepy disgusting bastard.

>>4240164
...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

>>4240164
THIS... will NOT be hard!
HE NEVER SAID HOW WE HAD TO MOVE IT!
SHOOT IT TO LITTLE TINY CHUNKS THEN MOVE THE CHUNKS OVER!

>>4240167
Yet I also really doubt that Finaly is dumb enough to just expose his back like that. The guy was a top assassin after all.

>>4240164
FFFFFFF..this might be a bit of a problem.

>>4240164
I'm pretty sure Kav can handle such a small rock. See, when she's so tiny herself, all that strength she has is concentrated on a smaller space. Like a motherfucking black hole.

>>4240164

Have your boys move the entire building from outside while pretending to be pushing the rock. That way it will look like you are moving the rock, but really the place will have moved to it.

>>4240174
>>4240179
These are both good.

>>4240174
That's BRILLIANT!
Hercules is ALSO the god of weapons, so using a weapon to move it is like getting DOUBLE FAVOR!

>>4240162

Why the fuck would Beardbeard want to work for us? He'd want US to work for HIM. Kav used to work for him. Kav was set free by him. Kav owes his ass, and beardbeard has

1) Satan. By the testicles.
2) His own fortress.
3) The motherfucking Mountainhome.
4) Over 200 fightan fella's.
5) DEFORESTATION.
6) BERSERK RAAAGE.
7) Killed a god, intimidated Satan, throatpunched the Queen of elves, ripped off Garrelf's arm, and survived several assassination attempts. I got tired of numbering things.

He's the BBEG. Kav is The Dragon to the BBEG, at best. And Beardbeard knows it.

>>4240179
But if Kav is found out, then she gets in trouble.
Besides, I doubt such a trick would fool the GOD who's favor we hope to gain!

>>4240178
She has just one dot of Might. She's not of average strength, but compressed into a small body.

>>4240189
... It gives him an excuse TO KILL SHIT! I knwo he doesn't NEED an excuse, but it gives him SOMETHING to kill!
We use Kav's charisma right, and Beardbeard will think is was HIS idea all along!

>>4240174
>Shoot it to tiny bits, move each piece individually

It takes awhile, but with your conjured bullets for your conjured tommy gun, you have time.

About 2 hours later, you are now a priest of Heracles! You gain the power Elemental Bullets!

>>4240206

What's that do?

>>4240211
I suspect it allows Kav to change the element of her bullets? Fuck yeah, we can use Fire bullets against Finlay! Undead were weak against fire, right?

>>4240206
FIRE KILLS ZOMBIES

USE FIRE BULLETS ON FINLAY

>>4240206
HOT DAMN! We jumped all the way up to PRIEST?

>>4240223
skipped past just follower... GOOD IDEA SHOOT IT UP MAN!

>>4240211
You conjure your bullets anyway - now you can add Fire, Ice, or Lightning elemental properties to them.

>>4240233
Does Heracles offer any Toughness/Might boosting abilities? It might be a good idea to look into one to compensate for Kav's low physical scores.

>>4240233
... with the boys we MIGHT be able to take on Finlay...
But let us play along for now.

>>4240233

What does /k/ommando and Gun kata do? Does the latter make you aim where the enemy will statistically be?

>>4240246
Maybe once she's gained some piety.

>>4240250
If we surprise him from afar, we can handle him. We're way faster than him and we have fire bullets now.

>>4240261
Well, maybe not faster. We don;t know his stats since he got ZOMBIED!

>>4240233
Fire + Zombie = MWAHAHAHAHA.

this one is almost autosagin as well Gnome.
Gonna wrap it up soon and get to Happy Fun Extra Drawings?

>>4240223
>>4240230
No, she's just a follower - Mobster is still her main character class.

>>4240259
/k/ommanda is the ability to conjure her tommy gun and ammo for it. Gunkata allows her to temporarily increase the size of the gun to the size of an IRL tommy gun, for massive damage. Its mainly temporary because she can only take a couple shots like this before she drops it.

And with that, tonight's Pause Screen is go! While we do Aldwin on Saturday, Kav will round up her boys, set up preparations, and gather info on this Finlay fella.

>>4240284
Tonight's Happy Fun Extra Drawings will include a bit of fan art from that really talented friend of mine.

Postin' a Kav story I wrote up earlier before I knew this was going on.

>>4240287
I LOVE YOU KAV! MY PROPOSAL STILL STANDS!

>>4240292
Forgot the pause status. Pic is the 7 leylines.

PAUSE SCREEN
GARRELF SWIFTRIP, Faerie Fighter of Satan
CURRENT QUESTS: Destroy Beardbeard, Destroy Leylines, Regain Royalty

Shadowmancy: Good
Gold: 5

STATUS: Uninjured

LEYLINES
Tree of Life: DESTROYED
Mushroom of Death: INTACT
Lamp of Light: INTACT
Box of Shadows: INTACT
Belt of Restraint: INTACT
Ragdoll of Freedom: INTACT
Book of Displacement: INTACT

INVENTORY:
Shadar-Kai Gauntlet
Satan Arm
Pact with Satan
Queen Arialla

Party:
None

>>4240296

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>>4240287
/k/ommanda + fire bullets + Finlay = super happy fun time.

Gunkata + Elemental fire bullets = You're sooo fucked, Finlay.

>>4240311

>>4240287
What if she fired from the ground? Then she'dn't drop it. Also better accuracy.

>>4240300
YOU ARE STILL CREEPY!

>>4240312
>Gunkata

Fixed.

>>4240316

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>>4240302

One of the leylines is a cardboard box?!?

More Kav.

>>4240329

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>>4240331
That is correct.

And now some Mace, because for some reason she found him notable.

>>4240336

>>4240332
Hey Gnome... draw her in a wedding dress, or something similarly fancy tat is a dress.

>>4240339

>>4240341
okyday.

>>4240346

>>4240348
HUZZAH!

>>4240351

Fuck, Gnome, your friend's art is awesome.

>>4240355
That's really cool, and really close to Gnome's style.
I give it a 9.5 out of 10!

>>4240348
Make it so that Kav's canonically married to someone, so that that one creepy pervert would shut up.

>>4240364

lol thanks, it was to celebrate me finishing my massive paper tonight, little did I know that there was a Dorf Quest going anyways.

HOLY SSHIT I FOUND BEARDBEARD A THEMESONG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csHTqMG7zUo&feature=PlayList&p=411E54D1C300316D&playnext=
1&playnext_from=PL&index=4

>>4240366
I AM NOT A PERVERT!

>>4240380
Just creepy, then.

>>4240372
Fuck yeah that shit is awesome!

>>4240372
Mmmm wenches and mead... good times.

>>4240389
Well... yeah, but Pervert is just taking it too far!

>>4240364
I like it.

>>4240360
Very yes, and I make sure to keep telling her that too.

>>4240404
... I love you Gnome.

>>4240404
Forgot the most important part - the ciggy smoke.

>>4240404

Pretty nice picture, Gnome.

>>4240380
A person rarely considers himself to be anything outside of the ordinary, judging the word by our own values. Deviancy is established as a community based upon the average however.

As such, you are one creepy sucker.

>>4240443
Oh I admit to being creepy! But a Pervert I am not!

And with this lack of suggestions, I grow tired. I will now retreat into the warm, loving arms of my two-headed teddy cat. Tonight's session was fun. Seen you Saturday, /tg/, and stay classy.

>>4240448
You're on 4chan. We're all perverts here, it's okay.