Bob from Accounting.

>>4239431

Dude is like a human x-ray machine.

alec baldwin

>>4239441
He found the blood clot that would have killed me. Saved my fucking life. Bob is a stand-up guy.

The Rocketeer knows.

>>4239455
FUCK YEAH ROCKETEER

YOU WERE THE BEST SPAH MOVIE

>>4239451
You know what he did for me?
He got my little girl's cat out of a tree! That's right, he just got a ladder out from his Garage and got Mittens out of a tree!

I need to get that man a beer!

>>4239451
He's also helped me with my second marriage, by showing me just how unfaithful my first wife was, and introducing me to my second. We've been married 38 years now, four children, and expecting our sixth grandchild!

>>4239478
>>4239467
>>4239451
>>4239441
>>4239431
TO BOB FROM ACCOUNTING!

>>4239478
I know many of you might not get this, but I just need to say Bob helped me out a lot. I used to be... well, I won't get into it, but you could say I was in a bad situation, before I met Bob. Helped make a new man out of me, you could say, and with his help, I even started an acting career.

Bob, if you're somehow reading this, Varney says 'hi'.

>>4239484

DRAWFAGS ASSEMBLE!!!

>>4239403

>>4239491
You too, huh?

Hey Bob, John Ash here. I see you helped my pal Varney out- thanks, man. You didn't need to do that. Gotta admit it was mighty white of you, heh.

>>4239484
I guess none of you know about Bob's dark side? He tends to hold grudges for unreasonably long.

3 years ago I drank the last coffee from the pot and didn't put new one on. Bob found it out. Ever since then eveyday I coe to work I find a dead rat on my desk.

>>4239515
>>4239491
Promethean fan here, grinning like an idjit.

Just like how I grinned after Bob saved my life by performing an on-the-spot appendectomy on me using a spoon and shards of a plastic menu tray. I always wondered why he went into accounting instead of finishing medical school.

Bob
lvl 20 LG Paladin

>>4239526
Yeah... um... that dead rat is from me.
You ate my Tast-E-cakes. THEY HAD MY NAME ON THEM!

Wow, Bob gets around, doesn't he?

Man has a good heart, you know. I know this sounds gay (and maybe it is, just a little bit) but the man's an inspiration.

Bob? From accounting? What is this I don't even

>>4239597
He's one hell of a guy.

>>4239619
Damn right he is, and I should know! All hail Bob from accounting!

We love you Bob!

>>4239619

Likes kittens too, he does.

Saved our arses, 'e did. Drove the darkies back faster'n a Maxim, then went straight back to 'is numbers like it wain't nuffin' more'n a Sundee stroll!

We've got us a new marchin' song now, 's called 'Bob from 'Countin', and right catchy it is too!

Just popped in to add my voice to all those who know Bob.

>>4239527
I hear he went to Law school too, HARVARD even!

Just so you guys (and Bob) know, all those facts about me? All untrue; some jackass on the internet stole a buinch of facts about me, and replaced every instant of Bob's name with mine. Now, I don't mind my fans, but plaigarism isn't something I endorse.

That said, Bob gave me permission to use those facts for myself, so if anyone says anything against him, I'll use all the martial arts Bob taught me on your scrawny little asses.

>>4239728

I asked him why he didn't go on and be a lawyer. He could be DA by now! He just told me he wanted to help people, and finding a loophole in the financial red tape to help a single mother make the house payment or get an old lady the medicine she needed was all he wanted from a days work. Hell of a guy.

I used to be addicted to crack cocaine... and bob helped me, I love you bob...

>>4239766
You know... Bob did some stuff for me that let me keep my house.
Once I was back on my feet, I tried to repay him, but he refused. He said that getting him a beer would be more than enough.
I... I can never thank Bob enough.

>>4239766
Too bad he's so focused on doing good for others... he doesn't see those who would dedicate themselves for him.

Any of you guys have an idea of what a man like Bob would like in a woman? I'm... I'm too afraid to go up to him and, well, make small talk. He's just so- so Bob, you know what I mean?

>>4239712
For some reason, I heard this in Michael Caine's voice. And it was epic.

Very much like Bob, in fact. Wish I had some big, epic story to tell, but the truth is, Bob's simply there for when I need someone to listen to, a drinking buddy, that sort of thing.

>>4239804

Ya, I know what you mean. He looks so fragile, what with the glasses and that stupid hair cut. He's always smiling too. The whole thing makes him easy to be around, ya know? But if you look, really look, you can see that he's hard as rock on the outside. You never know what he wants, or what he needs.

I always wondered where all that armor came from, or really where he came from. It seems like he was just always there, crunching away at the numbers. Maybe something happened to him, before he was in accounting, if there even was a time. Maybe he did something real bad and now he's trying to make up for it. Or maybe he just never had anything, nothing to make him happy, so now he's making sure nobody else ends up like him.

>>4239515
>>4239491
And so does Bob.

Snake Pliskin here guys, I just wanted to stop in and say that when I'm feeling anti-heroic, and I need to dial in my moral compass, I think "What would Bob from Accounting do?", and then I crash the grid.

>>4239835
I'm not looking to redeem him, or delve into his hidden past or anything... I just want to talk to him, get to know him a bit better, maybe gon on a dinner date or seomthing, but he's just so pure, so angelic it's intimidating, you know? Like you don't think you could live up to the person he is, you're never good enough to be him, that kinda thing.

Heh, it's funny; see, I work as a model (though not on the level of Naomi or anything like that), and there have been a lot of hot guys like other models (guys and girls, though I'm not into girls) and actors, but the guy I want? Really, really want? Is some geek in accounting.

Funny how these things work, huh?

>>4239765
>>4239863

Epic

Bob slept with my wife.

Twice.

And the second time was by request. You just can't help but love the guy. Sweet damn, he's awesome.

Have... have you guys met Steve from Human Resources? That man... HE'S THE ANTI-BOB!
There I said it! That man is the biggest dick I have ever met... and he's just plain mean too!
I handed in some paperwork to him, I needed it in my TODAY. He wouldn't take it because he was on his "lunch break" and when I just left it on his desk, HE PUT IT IN HIS SHREDDER!

You guys ever heard of Bill Brasky?

I heard Bob's his uncle.

>>4239870
Tell me about it. To be honest, I don't think Bob's much into sex. I know it sounds strange, but all that energy we normally use to get in someone else's pants, Bob uses it to help people instead. It's so frustrating, I have to admit- here I am, thinking I'm doing the best I can do, when there's someone else just a few cubicles away who seems to be a halo away from walking on water.

>>4239903

Seriously! I told him we were starting to bring in a lot of international business so we needed to hire on a few translators. You know what he did? He filled my office with like three thousand C-3PO action figures! And he bought them all on MY credit card!!! I don't even know how he got my credit card! I would have been in debt by over ten thousand, but them Bob stepped in. He repackaged them all as collectors items and sold them on Ebay before the clock hit five. Not only did it cover the debt, it netted two thousand in profits and he gave it all to me. He wouldn't take no for an answer. Said I could just buy him a beer.

>>4239915
Something like that, IIRC; Bob's adopted brother is Brasky's dad. Guess some things aren't genetic.

>>4239940
Steve is a bigger dick than Eldrad!

>>4240012
Well, duh, even if you don't take into account the fact that eldrad is fictional but Steve is too goddamned real. Shit, I'm wondering why the chucklefuck's not dead yet.

That said, I'm glad Bob is around. Every time Steve pulls a dick move, Bob's always there to help me deal with it.

>>4240033

I can't believe Steve is still alive either. His heart should have collapsed at least twenty years ago. That thing must be as big as a horse. I mean, the guy has to eat five cheeseburgers a day. The wrappers are EVERYWHERE in his office! You can't even see the floor! And the smell...christ. I don't think he even knows what a shower is. That or he showers in goat piss. Could also be all his brown, rotting teeth. Well, the four that are left. And that comb-over? Face it dude, you're bald.

>>4239940
I know. Steve from accounting is such a dick. Almost got me fired, for taking a couple minutes too long at the water cooler. Bob smoothed the whole thing over with the boss, and even got me a pay rise into the deal. More then happy to buy that guy a beer, anytime :).

>>4240012
little did they know that Steve WAS ELDRAD!

>>4240085
He is? Well, damn, that's a hell of a good disguise, then; I would never have guessed.

Posting in an epic thread.

>>4240119
THast because I a- I mean HE is using MIND MAGICS that Filthy Mon-Keighs would never understand

Bob? Yeah, he taught me how to shoot.

>>4240083
Is that all Bob runs on? Beer? I've never seen him drink anything but.

>>4240242
I've seen him drinking Jack... once.

>Bob from Accounting
>Steve from Human Resources
Yeah, I know 'em.

Holy shit, I think I need to meet this Bob guy. He really sounds like quite the fellow.

Maybe get him a beer or something.

Thread derails like this is why I love /tg/.

(Though I wish I had more luck with my Freinds: 40K attempt)