> Space Marines
....IT IS ONLY 1 BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKER SPACE MARINE .....
But Rly why post this thread?
(and why am i posting in it)

Doom released: 1993

Rogue Trader(first 40k edition) released: 1987

You suck, good day sir.

The way I see, every sci-fi elements end up in 40k. But with an added pinch of GRIMDARK and EMPRA.

>>4245092

NO RAGE ELEMENTAL, YOU ARE THE SUCK

AND THEN RAGE ELEMENTAL WAS A ZOMBIE

Starship Troopers predated it by a little under 30 years. Nice try though.

HURR EVERYTHING IS 40K LOLOLOLOLOLOL

>>4245108
It's PAIN elemental, and that wasn't until DooM II

Troops of Khorne:

-Pinky Demons
-Knights of Hell
-Barons of Hell
-Cyberdemons

>>4245092
Prequel:n. A literary, dramatic, or cinematic work whose narrative takes place before that of a preexisting work or a sequel.

Doom boardgame, fuck yeah.

>>4245129
Yep, that's a definition alright.

Troops of Tzeentch:

-Cacodemons
-Arch-viles
-Arachnotrons
-Spiderdemons

THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU THAT I CAN'T FIX.

WITH MY HANDS.

Troops of Nurgle

-Zombies
-Revenants
-Mancubi

Awesome that means that imps must be Slaaneshi :3

Troops of Slaanesh:

-Imps
-Lost Souls
-Spectres
-Pain Elementals

>>4245131
is this any good? and if so where can I get it?

I'm more interested in the original Quake being a 40k storyline.

Considering it doesn't have any plot really, minus for Quake the enemy

I'm not trying to say that Doom is a copy of 40K, or vice versa. I just think that an amalgamation of the two universes would be interesting, to say the least.
Any two media which deal with infernal elements will have to share some common ground, due to their similar themes.

All I'm trying to say is that if "Event Horizon" can be an unofficial story of the horrors of the warp, why cannot "Doom" be another unofficial prequel to the 40k mythos.

>>4245092
Because prequels need to be made before something to be a prequel.

OP has made me want to play Doom again...

Did anyone collect the old Doom Reaper Miniatures, back in the day?

>>4245332
WHY DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THESE EXISTED?!!

>>4245332
This thread now has my undivided attention.

>>4245228
What else would they be with their numerous pleasureful nipple spikes?

>>4245295
What is that? Are they going to make a prequel of the Star Wars trilogy? Cool, I just hope Lucas doesn't fuck it up.

I'm tempted to say Doomguy was the Emprah, but he'd have just wasted the enemy with psychic death instead of BFGan their asses.
Counts as Lost Primarch?

The black crusades are the forces of chaos trying to get away from Doomguy.

>>4245332
OH SHIT! DO WANT!

>>4245228
Damn right, they're Slaaneshi!

Animated for great justice.

>>4245384
> HERF HERF I'M A LITTLE BITCH WHO CAN'T HANDLE THAT STAR WARS ARE KIDS MOVIES. WOOKIES AND YODA ARE BAD ASS CUZ I SAW 'EM WHEN I WAS 12. BUT JAR JAR IS GAY CUZ I SAW HIM WHEN I WAS 20. HERP A DERPITY DERP DERP DERPITY HERP A DURPA

>>4245442

Dude, they sucked.

>>4245446
no, the orginals sucked too.

harrison ford was the only good actor and he sucked too.

seriously. the acting was hamfisted, and there was just as much kiddy crap.

R2D2 was made for babies to squeal and laugh at. fuck you.

But 40k is for totally not gay manly men! Manly men bulging with muscles and skulls, muscles made out of skulls and skull shaped muscles!! Amirite?!

>>4245501
what?

OP has a point. I would pay for someone to make a 40K DoomWad.

>>4245123
Damn! Someone needs to stat Cyberdemons for 40K usage. They would bring some serious blood to the blood god!

WHOSE A MAN AND A HALF?
I'M A MAN AND A HALF

12.0 OF 10.0 AN A SCALE OF BADNESS

>>4245508
RIP AND TEAR

HERE COMES THE NIGHT-TRAIN
CHOO CHOO

>>4245510
People saying Star Wars is retarded, while in a 40k thread. You really don't think 40k is stupid? Really?

Starwars is a kiddy show.

40K is a deep and involving strategic battlegame.

>>4245615
>40K is a deep and involving
0/10
Try harder next time.

>>4245576
What John isn't realizing is that he is, in fact, the demons.

40K DOOM would be awesome.
You are the soul surviving member of a Cadian training facility which has been over-run by the hordes of Chaos, which plan to use the base as a launch point for an upcoming assault on neighboring galaxies. Using your wits, and whatever supplies you can still find around the base, you must undertake the impossible task of fighting your way through an army of infernal monstrosities, in a desperate bid to save your sector of the universe from falling into the grip of Chaos!

Epic.

>>4245651
Also, you travel into the Eye of Terror, and ultimately blow up the gods of Chaos by chucking atrocious amounts of rockets into their foreheads.

>>4245651
FUCK THE CADIANS! LET'S MAKE THIS AN ANGRY MARINES CAMPAIGN!!!

>>4245576
palsma rifle.

>>4245667
THEY WERE NOT ABLE TO KILL

>>4245666
666 get

>>People saying Star Wars is retarded, while in a 40k thread. You really don't think 40k is stupid? Really?

40k is so over-the-top grimdark that it cant really be taken seriously. And it doesnt pretend to be deep, original, or well written. There's no pretensions of quality, just 100% AWESOME. And grimdark

>>4245664

>ultimately blow up the gods of Chaos by chucking atrocious amounts of rockets into their foreheads.

Except Slaanesh. Guess where you launch rockets into.

>>4245641
You sir. JUST BLEW MY MOTHER FUCKING MIND

>>4245678
The sad fact is that thousands of Neckbeards are convinced it's SRS BZNS

>>4245678
>>There's no pretensions of quality, just 100% AWESOME. And grimdark

Read what you say before you submit. You're just making yourself looks incredibly stupid.

Basically DOOM 1 was "Oh shit we're invaded" then everyone dies except you. Since you can't fly the shuttle back to Earth to save yourself, you decide to try to clear out the base.

You kinda do, except you get ambushed and die. Because the base on Deimos is actually a part of hell now, that's where you "respawn" in hell.

You clear out THAT base and its new commander and actually go to the outer levels of old school hell. Again, you clear THAT shit out, goddamn, and kill the guy leading the invasion on mars. The guy leading Hell basically gives you a teleporter to earth so that you'll stop messing shit up. That's right, HELL BROUGHT YOU BACK TO LIFE BECAUSE YOU KICKED ITS ASS.

Then you teleport to earth and OH SHIT DEMONS ARE HERE TOO! Apparently you meet the last few survivors and get them onto a space ship so they can get the fuck out of dodge. The problem is, the base where the launch button is overrun by demons.

You clear THOSE demons out, launch the ship and save humanity. You're such a stone cold badass holy balls. But you're tired as fuck, and you should be you magnificent bastard you, you decide to lie down and rest. Then some douche commander says "So yeah, thanks and all. Oh yeah, we found out where they're coming from. It’s your hometown." So you get the fuck back up.

THEN you fight your way to your hometown and find where the demons are coming from. Do you go through the portal? Shit yeah you do, there are still demons to kill bitch.

You fight your way through the SERIOUS part of hell, then kill SATAN. Unless Plutonia/TnT are canon. Then its just some bigass guy that's like Satan's best friend, and you never kill Satan.

And that is why the Doomguy is the single most powerful human in the history of all games everywhere. Even fucking jrpg faggots need a group of 3 people and some faggoty power of ‘love’ or ‘friendship’ to kill God. Doomguy kills Satan with a fucking man-made rocket launcher.

>>4245651
In the sequel you return to your homeworld, only to find that it to has fallen into the control of chaos. You must then begin a tragic quest, as the sole uncorrupted representative alive there, to make contact with the Imperium and call for Exterminatus, before the same fate befalls other worlds.

>>4245701

He even resolves to be buried with a rocket launcher.

Cause if he dies and goes to hell that's officially ROUND 2.

>>4245721
Do you think hell would be willing to accept his soul after all that shit?

>>4245701
It's kind of sad that Doom 3 played this down in the favor of Survival Horror (read: startle you a lot). It forgets that you are scaled 12.0 on a scale of badness that only goes to 10.0
Still, you FIGHT THE DEMONS! and kill the humongous Cyber Demon (that will shoot at you).

>>4245730
Do you really think heaven would leave him up there?

Seriously, he single handedly stopped an invasion from HELL. He did this by GOING TO THEIR MAIN BASE. WHICH WAS HELL. AND PUNCHING THEIR COMMANDER IN THE BALLS.

You can't even do that against OTHER mortals. He did it against the darkspawn of the sum of all mankind's evils. While the Doomguy was just a bag of meat and bones.

If he goes to heaven, it'll only be so God can give him some kind of +8 divine super shotgun of infinite ammo. Then off he goes.

>>4245730
Who says they get a choice in the matter?

>>4245759
AWESOME END WOULD BE AWESOME!!!!

>>4245701
Damn...
DoomGuy makes the Angry Marines look like a bunch of doily making choir boy eunuchs.

>>4245759
He'd probably just blow up God and the heavens as well.

>>4245701
Wow.....Thats Doom alright
Seriously he does not talk nor do you see his face or save someone,
He just shoots , punches and grabs things
He kills the Leader of hell by shooting rockets intoo his forhead.
Seriously he THE most bad ass
(probably if they made gene-seed with him :O)
Imagine ....he aint no space marine but just a guard who killed more daemons then all marines combined.
Then gets gene-seeded clones ....which get power armor , bolters ,training , bionics , an army for back up
DAMN those motherfuckers Space marines would make the fucking emprah think twice.

>>4245787
Where'd you think the Emprah got the Idea for the Space Marines.

>>4245501
they aren't effeminate shits, and you're only perverted enough (or a weeaboo) to link masculinity with homosexuality.

>>4245826
Son, that marine could blow up the Emperor as well.

something like this???

>>4245863
You almost had me there for a moment. 4/10

>>4245576
Slaaneshi Imps? Sign me up!

Is this some MANLY AS FUCK VIDEO GAME thread?
Because Contra needs to be listed in all of them.

>>4245893
I thought Space Hulk or a spinoff of it was rather X-Commish with Turn Units and such

>>4246148
That's Chaos Gate.

>>4246172
Oh... and NOW I KNOW!

Doom marine was one of the men the emperor enhanced to form his custodes and one of man's first encounters with chaos.

>>4246278

Bitch, I dont need enhancements.

>>4245069
I imagine Doom as a 40k storyline sometimes, with my character as an exceptional agent of the Inquisition singlehandedly purifying a daemonic stronghold

>>4246316
I always play as the guy from the comic.
I hear he is 1.5 man.

>>4246332
a berserker packin man and a half

>>4246147
Doomguy is awesome, sure.
But Gordon Freeman did almost the same thing...
AND he has a degree in THEORETICAL PHYSICS MOTHERFUCKER

>>4246374
>Freeman killed SATAN

No he didn't.

>>4246374
But is he a man and a half

>>4246374
>>4246394
>>4246396
Protip. They are related.

>>4246394

neither doomguy

>>4246394
Doomguy killed an entire race of incredibly powerful monsters from another dimension using only the feeble tools he could grasp and utilize.
Freeman etc. etc.

>>4246374

Yah, but did gordon have the motivation that the doom marine had when his pet bunny daisy was killed?

That's what I thought.

>>4246374
Yeah but there was all kind of handwavium applied in Freeman's case. How the fuck was he so good with weapons?

A cool twist would have been if the HEV suit had a "reflexive memory" system that remembered motions and sort of thought for the operator. In Opposing Force, they should've had Adrian Shepard training in the actual HEV suit, then had that HEV suit sent to Black Mesa. It would've been a better excuse for Gordon to be such a proficient gunfighter, since the suit would've been reflexively conditioned like the Marine.

ITT: People doesn't talk about how 40k stole ideas from Aiens, Star Wars and Starship troopers.

I think the Icon of Sin was probably some greater demon, and not Satan.
Pic, err, kind of related.

>>4246412
No, that's silly. and he's not good with weapons, that's why he holds them all wrong. It's also why his actions are impressive, because he succeeds due to determination and tactics rather than BECAUSE ROBOT SUIT LOL.

>>4246417
>people doesn't talk about

>>4246420
He still has exceptional aim and reloads like a well versed Ranger

>>4246374
Gordon Freeman didn't really fight THAT much, mostly normal fleshy humanoids, and some giant bugs.

Doomguy has to wade knee-deep in demon-zombies and cyberdemons and various other soul-eating monstrosities.

Doom guy
RS 4
WS 4
S 4(8)
T 4(8)
W 3
A 2(4)
I 4(6)
ld 11

Equipment:
Shotgun - doomguy deals d3 wounds rather than 1 to enemies within 6 inches

rocket launcher - fires frag and krak missiles

BFG - strength 9 ordinance blast assault 1

Berserker pack - once per game at any time you may opt to activate the berserker pack, double strength, toughness, and add 2 to attacks and initiative, ignores armour in close combat, lasts for 2 rounds.

Medkit - forgo movement during a movement phase, roll on a 4+ heal one wound.

special:
Unstoppable: Doomguy is immune to psychological effects of all times and never has to roll pinning or fallback tests even when other rules would otherwise have him do.

Independant character: The doomguy works alone, if you take him with your army he is an independant character and may not join any unit.

>>4246412

funny to say that because in black mesa's training there is a basic combat tutorial for the HEV users

and mostly during the game he see dead scientists on HEVs in some very dangerous areas
maybe because they already knew about the existence of xen and decided to prepare some guys for that hence gordon's training in combat but still not match for a marine's training

>>4246441
you could phrase this differently and make the opposite point. PROTIP: don't make understatement of one thing and overstatement of the other your entire argument (I know I'm being a dick but it BOTHERS ME okay)

>>4246442
whoops, forgot to make the rocket launcher assault 2

>>4246461
Freeman fought foreign alien races. They got strong because of evolution.

Doomguy fought hell. They got strong because of their seething fury toward all mortal men, their constant torture and excessive demonic rituals, and war machinery grafted to their flesh in a hellishly painful way.

>>4246419
I so just whant to run up to that and jump bwteen thouse thigns...

>>4246461
The main point is the quantities fought. Doom has a much higher amount compared to Half Life.

The secondary point is that doom Guy's opponents are larger in general, and with less "laws of physics" relevant.

>>4246410
You are now hearing bunny.midi, manually.

>>4246442
now, how does one model a bfg? muck with a stormbolter as a base?

I still say Star Trek is a prequel to 40k. Its got warp and pointy eared elf wannabes that are dicks. I would assume all of the orks are currently asleep at the time of the series and the Empra is somewhere dicking around. I still would love to do a looted Enterprise-D painted red with a huge ass engine somewhere for no reason other then to make noise.

>>4246429
Hazard Course in the original game; HEV suit wearers get training in using firearms among other things. Also the HEV suit does do some things on it's own, "signal your suit to make a duck jump."

>>4246518
mix'n'mash bits of a heavy bolter and a plasma cannon

>>4246491
>war machinery grafted to their flesh in a hellishly painful way
combine.jpg

>>4246522
I don't think the gold age of man was full of faggots

>>4245110

Those werent demons.

I know, picky picky picky.

(Also, the MI was Army, not Marines...)

>>4246442
Can we get this without typos?

>>4246514
Nah, I played the Darkside of Phobos version.

>>4246530
which combine have tanks grafted into their lower bodies, and rocket-launchers for arms?

>>4246539
Before the Golden Age, way before the Golden Age of Man. I think trek only took place between the 22nd and 24th centuries. And no Picard wasn't the Empra (maybe Kirk).

>>4246552
laser for a face

>>4246552
if you add non-humans to the mix, they've done a whole lot worse
http://www.the-dragons-abyss.co.uk/Site/HL2/half-life%202-combine%20-combine%20synths.htm

>>4246558
oh noes, a cripple with a laserface...

>>4246546
apart from indepentent there wasnt much to amend

>>4246530
That was only to enhance strength.

Hell added rocket launchers. Because fuck not having rocket launchers on your shoulders. Or Arms.

Arch-Viles were able to bring back the dead in satanic rituals, and incinerate you with magic.

All Gordon has on Doomguy is the ability to jump. And the Doomguy can run like 60 miles per hour, so that's STILL not enough.

OH SHIT NOSTALGIA

MY PUBERTY MEMORIES FLOODING BACK

DOOM, YOU WERE MY SALVATION IN THE ADVENT OF RAMPANT HORMONAL PEER DOUCHBAGGERY

Half Life is to Doom what Star Trek is the 40k, okay but no way would it win in a fight because it's just not AWESOME enough

>>4246598

Actually.. In multiplayer, the DOOM Marine can jump, crouch, and manually aim.

>>4246621
Only thing I have to say i Gordon's favor is that he has a reputation of stacking the deck before he enters a fight. 1V1 shootout yeah doom guy wins, give them each 10 minutes prep time and there will be one hell of a fight.

>>4246558
Giving some random schmo a 20$ gun is more effective. What was the combine thinking?

>>4246598
use Zdoom or Skulltag, he can jump in there.

>>4246826
Those are mods though.

You can't say one character could kick the other's ass if he has mods. That's bullshit. Turn godmode on Freeman and he'd beat the Doomguy.

>>4246848
They're not mods, they're game engines to run Doom in.

What you people haven't realized is that there are some players that can beat Doom 1 and 2 using only the chainsaw, the berserker fist and the shitty pistol.
Except the last map on Doom 2, where you're forced to use the rocket launcher.
So, it could be considered canon that Doomguy can/has killed hell's demon-army with his fucking fists.

>>4246848
In the original doom, in options and keyboard, there is crouching and jumping.

This is out of mod.

>>4247081
Pic related.

>>4247081
>>4247127
I don't know...if you use jumping on some original doom maps you can easily break them and bypass doors that require keys.

>>4247166
Obvious that means Doomguy is even MORE powerful

>>4247192
And if you look at that first page of commands, there is one that says "Stop Flying"

Only one could imagine what that means...

>>4247205

Obviously it makes him have sex with kittens.

RIP AND TEAR!

...oh god I think I just made myself throw up a little...

OP here:
D’oh! I just realized something. We’ve all been looking at Doom’s 1st edition background text. In order to do this fairly, we need to update our source material and look at the 2E-revised canon. All right, bear with me here. This will take a little set up.

Doom 3 takes place on November 15, 2145.
Warhammer 40k takes place somewhere in 40th millennium.
Now, here’s how it goes down…

Before there were the four chaos gods that we all know and love, the warp still existed. In this primitive version dimensional void, there were no specific factions, which represented key elements of the universe’s more depraved aspects. Instead it was an animalistic, primitive desert, which represented the reptilian part of reality’s consciousness, the demons of our collective Id (no pun intended.) The warp is still in this developmental period during the 22nd century, when the UAC Martian research facility first discovers an ancient inter-dimensional portal buried far beneath the surface of the red planet.
Unable to quite understand the warnings depicted on the hieroglyphics, which line the walls of the eons old chamber, they foolishly open the gateway unleashing the horrible powers and denizens of the Warp in the process.

Little do they realize that this chamber is one of the few surviving relics of the great Old Ones, who once had their own research outpost located in the caverns of primordial Mars. During the Old Ones’ studies into Warp Magics they accidentally created a Warp Portal out of forth poured the still developing Chaos Daemons. These monstrosities were eventually driven back, but not before they razed the isolated station and killed most of its inhabitants. With most of their equipment destroyed, the Old Ones were unable to close the Warp Portal, but succeeded in burying it under a mountain of stone. Stranded, and with all means of communicating or traveling off-world destroyed, the few surviving Old Ones carved a series of panels in the chamber above the sealed portal, which told the story of their ill-fated research, in hopes of warning off all others who might once again expose the rift between realities. Soon thereafter, they succumbed to starvation and exposure to the harsh Martian elements.
The Old Ones’ Martian base was located far from most of the Old Ones main colonized planets, and as such was spared the attentions of the Necrontyr’s genocide. Over the following Eons it was buried under innumerable layers of strata. Their buildings eroded to dust, their bones bleached and disintegrated under the heat of our young sun, and the universe soon forgot it ever existed. But deep under the surface, the Portal and the chambers bearing the Old Ones’ final warnings still endured.

Anyways, in the 22nd century the UAC researchers break the seal that has covered the Warp Portal for countless millennia, and the facility is overrun by somewhat more advanced forms of daemons. The desires of the Necrontyr to survive beyond their limited lifespan have given rise to the powers, which shall eventually conglomerate to form Nurgle. The war they waged across the universe, with the aid of the C’tan, has given rise to violent energies, which shall one day embody Khorne. The Change brought about by the mass extinction of innumerable races, has come to form a force that shall manifest itself as Tzeentch. Even the precursors of Slaanesh are faintly present, fueled by developing Eldar depravity and the debauched orgies of other empires such as Greece and Rome. These pseudo-Chaos Gods take form in a swarm of ravenous demonic beasts.

Belonging to the powers of Change are:

Maggots: Twisted creatures, which skitter about on five limbs, some human, others chitinous and ant like. They constantly search for food with their numerous scouring heads.

Cacodemons: Ponderous, screeching flesh bags, which levitate themselves by means of some internal bio-energy.

Arch-viles: Impossibly fast monstrosities, which summon columns of flame from nothing, toss their victims about by use invisible forces, and reverse temporal reality to raise their fallen comrades from the dead.

Wraiths: Teleporting mantid like beasts, which keep to the shadows and strike quickly, without warning.

The violent forces of war fuse themselves to the military machines of the complex, which so epitomize humanity’s desire to conquer and slaughter:

Demons: Half toothy maw, half machine, these teched-up Hell Hounds track their prey, before blindly charging at it, gouging it repeatedly, and tearing it in half.

Revenants: twisted creatures created by fusing the corpses of fallen marines to rocket launchers, turning them into shambling defense turrets.

Sabaoth: The powers of the Warp bonded a Sergeant with an experimental tank to create this monstrous military overseer. Sabaoth takes the perfect soldier, and makes him one with the ultimate engine of war to create an ideal taskmaster.

The Cyberdemon: A virtually indestructible cyborg, made by welding the existing bits of broken machinery, left in the catacombs by the Old Ones, into a single massive cannon and suitable set of armor. These were then grafted to the mightiest beast of the Warp to create the mightiest juggernaut of destruction the universe had seen in ages.

The desire for preservation led to the formation of unnaturally sustained beings:

Zombies: The deceased humans were resurrected as walking groaning plague-bearers, who were surprisingly resilient to damage and sustained themselves b ingesting the flesh of their former comrades.

Mancubi: Enormous festering obese creatures, which plod about, permanently attached to life-supporting rebreathers to stay alive. Both of their arms have been replace with twin flame cannons, and while they can barely move under their astounding bulk, it also allows them to sustain many wounds that would be fatal to lesser beings.

The perverse lusts for sensation gave birth to:

Vagary: A sensual female torso sitting atop a spider like abdomen. She is possesses numerous psionic abilities. However her main strength is as a breeder. Able to hermaphroditically impregnate herself, Vagary continuously gives birth to three types hideous malformed young.
-Trites: Which resemble spiders, have an upside-down human-like head, and possess many eyes. They usually attack in swarms, and are rarely seen alone.
-Ticks: A sub-species of trite.
-Cherubs: They have the appearance of a human baby with insect-like wings and with its arms terminating in monstrous claws. It has no legs, having instead the hindquarters of a fly. It emits sounds similar but distorted to a baby babble.

Lost Souls: Incarnations of the masochistic aspects of humanity. These beings appear as flaming heads which rocket about, screaming in perpetual agony caused by the very forces, which propel them.

Imps: writhing human shaped forms with bony spikes jutting from their erogenous zones. They are sadistic beings that run madly through hallways, looking for creatures to torment with their energy bolts and slashing claws.

Also present are some of the beasts, which once ravaged the Old Ones:

Hell Knights: Powerful brutish creatures that are infatigable and destroy everything in their path. They are a throwback to the primal instincts, which govern all developing trogloditic beings. They are violent out of overwhelming territorial aggression.

The Guardian: The most ancient of the Warps then existing beasts. It was a giant rocky dinosaur like animal, which had gone blind with its unfathomable age. It lived in the very heart of the warp, guarding the last existing weapon crafted by the Old Ones. It was the manifested fears of all unintelligent animals, an insatiable predator that could not be escaped, or defeated, an all-consuming carnivore.

Doom Guy faced off against these abyssal foes in the 22nd century. After his base was ravaged, and all the other humans killed, he took it upon himself to find the source of the Warp-Beasts and put an end to their carnage. His quest led him ever deeper into the research facility, and eventually into the ancient catacombs dug ages before by the Old Ones. From there he ventured into the Warp itself to retrieve an ancient magical weapon created by the Old Ones, which he then used to drive back the most powerful of the Warps denizens and once more seal over the portal, by caving in the chamber which contained it. Unfortunately he must do this with himself still inside.

This is where things pick up pace.
Trapped in the very heart of the Warp, Doom Guy planned to kill as many Daemons as he could, until he inevitably succumbed to death. However, something goes amiss. As he journeys deeper into the Warp reality becomes less and less tangible, until at last he stumbles into the limitless realm of chaotic energy which makes up the very fabric of the warp. As he drifts through the void he finally gives up and drifts into unconsciousness. But, instead of dying, or being torn apart by warpspace, he is protected by the magics still present in the Old One artifact which he recently recovered and activated. For millennia, he drifts through the Warp sustained in suspended animation, by the last relic of the Old Ones.
Meanwhile, the universe continues to progress. Due to the secret nature of the Auk’s research, and the fact that all passages leading to the portal are now newly obliterated, no one knows what exactly happened on Mars, and the portals secret is ensured. Time moves on. Races are born and die. In the warp, four distinct governing powers rise to full glory. Stars flicker out, and new galaxies are born. The Imperium of man is established. And through it all, Doom Guy sleeps.

Then sometime during 40 Thousandth Millennia, members of the Adeptus Mechanicus discover unusual energy reading emanating from miles below the Martian surface. Curious to discover its nature they begin the difficult process of excavating it. They build a new facility over the ruins of two others, to aid their efforts. After decades of mining they once again unearth the damnable portal, and from it spews the legions of Khorne, Nurgle, Tzeentch, and Slaanesh. The Chaos Daemons quickly overtake the planet, despite the Imperium's best efforts. As the Power of Chaos grows, a full-fledged Warp Storm begins to overtake the planet. All seems lost, and exterminatus is being considered for dealing with the vital Imperium outpost, but then the Warp storm belches forth a man from a long forgotten era onto the planet…

Doom guy awakens inside the decimated remains of a Space Marine Base Camp, recently destroyed by the armies of Chaos. Dazedly he begins to look amongst the wreckage. By prying off pieces of the suits from the Dead marines, which litter the camp, he fashions a functioning set of armor. The opposing force took almost all of the weapons from the compound, but he manages to find a half-empty bolter and a well-used chainsword. Doom Guy doesn’t know how he got there, but he has a sneaking suspicion that he’s already met the powers which massacred the platoon, who’s remains he’s been wading through. Looking toward the horizon, he sees an enormous building with what appears to be drilling equipment nearby. Determined to get off this godforsaken planet once and for all, he begins to hike towards the distant structure. As he nears it the wind carries an all to familiar sound to his ears: demonic roars and the screams of the dieing. Doom guy smirks under his helmet. It seems he has one more mess to clean up.

In the grim darkness of the future, there is only DOOM!

(End of my Wall o' text)

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HOLY SHIT!
You got enough free time?

epic.

>Trapped in the very heart of the Warp, Doom Guy planned to kill as many Daemons as he could, until he inevitably succumbed to death. However, something goes amiss. As he journeys deeper into the Warp reality becomes less and less tangible, until at last he stumbles into the limitless realm of chaotic energy which makes up the very fabric of the warp.

doom guy is malal?

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Archive this. Future generations must be taught of the unbelievable generic awesome manliness that was Doom Guy.

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>Daemons overtaking mars

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Dat combo

Throwing this out there.

Archive this please, this just epic win that likes of which /tg/ has never seen.

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This... this is just beautiful.
Bless you, /tg/. Rock on.

Submitted thread to sup/tg/.
Heading over to 4chan archive, now.
Please join me in voting for Mr. Nyarlotep's writefag tour de force.

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I'm glad you like it.

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VOTE 4 THIS NOW!
Go to sup/tg/ and give it rave reviews!
Then do the same at the 4chan archive!
GO!GO!GO!

DO IT FOR THE EMPRAH!

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4chanarchive

no.

Bravo /tg/ bravo!

Gordon Freeman and Doom Guy...

Long-lost brothers?

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OP take this, and where it with pride.
The Imperium is thanks you for your services.

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It was AWESOME.

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THIS MAN IS A HERO!

>>4246442
In the years of 3rd edition I spent weeks converting, playtesting, and writing a codex for the Doom Army. I played a lot of games and studied a lot of different army books to try to statline and point-cost each unit and upgrade fairly. Unfortunately all of my work died w/ my old harddrive, but I'll share what I remember:

My very favorite conversion was the imps - the kroot plastic kit was perfect: just cut off the spiky part of the head, remove the weapons where appropriate, green-stuff the head to be rounded, add fireballs and bone spurs, and paint. Freakin' perfect.

The zombies were converted catachan plastics (no cadians at the time) mostly armed w/ shotguns from an old necromunda weapon sprue. The space marine scout w/ heavy bolter made a fantastic "heavy weapon dude".

The cyberdemon was a poorly converted warhammer giant, the spider mastermind an old warhammer giant spider w/ g.i.joe machine gun turrets attached to the underside. I could never find a suitable conversion base for the barons, arachnotrons, or cacodemons so I used proxies for playtesting.

The codex allowed a variety of different tactics: you could swarm w/ low skill/point troops like zombies, flying skulls and imps, you could max out a small but tough elite force w/ barons, hell knights and a beefy cyberdemon or two. I even added that the opponent could take the special character "Doom Guy" (or Flynn Taggart as he was in the book series) in addition to their own force.

Anyone who doubts just how fuckstrong Doomguy is needs to DL Plutionia and play level 32 'Go 2 It' on at least "Hurt me plenty" (Pic related, Ultra-Violent)

The first time I killed all these guys, I swear my balls doubled in size.

Wow. That's... actually pretty impressive. And as a crossover, too.

See, I always figured the Doomguy would eventually bite it, probably doing something badass, but get whisked away to a less hellish corner of the netherworld as a spirit himself. After all, if there's Hell, Heaven has to be somewhere. From that post he'd keep watch over the world he helped save as some kind of angel-of-overcoming-impossible-odds, with countless avatars no doubt. But this is a bit more interesting and /40k/ relevant.

Doom Guy must be made an honorary Angry Marines member.

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Strike him down, he goes to heaven and comes back with something HOLY.

At that point? It's over. If Doomguy can kill demons with lead, imagine what he can do with shit that's actually MEANT to hurt demons.

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I remember that level. I was like OH SHIT FUCK FUCKSHIT.

I had to run as much as possible, and got the demons to blast eachother, as they'd kill each other off, I'd blast em with the BFG.

Speaking of which, /r/ing guard BFG 9000 conversion.

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Pure undiluted EPIC WIN!

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In dispatching his typical foes, I would reckon he won't even need a weapon. (Yes, his fist does count as a weapon.) Instead of articulating his desire to destroy evil through a glorious display of worldly violence, his sheer malevolence toward Hell's agents of mischief becomes tangible in some profoundly destructive manner.

With the maximum of his potential to erase evil from the mortal world already achieved, any weapon issued to him by His highest authority would therefore be an instrument by which powers not his own could be leveled against the forces of Hell. In other words, the only device that could possibly assist archangel Doomguy would be a manifestation of the WRATH OF GOD.

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oh god what

my reaction to this thread

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FIVE DOLLAR FOOT LONG?!

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FIE DARRA FOOT RONG?

>>4245865
Son, that marine is the Emperor.

Proof that the Doomguy is simply a Guardsman that would wipe the floor with one of those genetically altered pantywaists that dare call themselves "The Emperor's Finest".

NOW I'M RADIOACTIVE. THAT CAN'T BE GOOD

>>4245701
Anon, your post is now fukken saved for future pasta.

btw everyone, play this in the backround for this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3I6BWvldVs

>>4247750
Can I get a larger, more readable version?

>>4248348
Shit was already copypasta, it was written by myself last October.

>>4248404
Sorry, don't know of any.

the doom 3 doomguy sucked, stick with the original

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We already covered Freeman. We figured out he's the Avatar of Tzeentch, the kicker being of course that he has absolutely no idea of it himself. You only have to examine the way that the world is fundamentally changed every time Gordon shows up.
Think about it. Who inserted the Xen crystal sample into the Test Chamber, causing the first portals to open in the Black Mesa Incident? Gordon Freeman, acting under orders from the G-Man. While everyone else is shitting their pants and dying, however, Gordon grabs a crowbar and starts smacking everything in sight. Freeman then fights his way to the surface, overcoming countless horrible monsters along the way, in the hopes of finding the military and escaping alive. Hope, another Tzeentchian emotion.

In a SHOCKING TWEEST, the Military have been sent not to recover and protect the Science Team, but to silence them and prevent anything from getting out alive. Freeman discovers this and evades them, then fights his way through to the Lamda lab. On the way, he takes down a motherfucking Apache helicopter and several Main Battle Tanks single handedly. Every time it seems he's about to escape, however he is confronted with the unkillable specter of the G-Man and shit goes horribly wrong very fast. G-Man appears to be in complete control of the situation, despite the chaos everywhere around him.

Freeman then discovers another SHOCKING TWEEST: Not only have the Military been sent in to silence the Science Team, but mysterious Black Ops soldiers have also been sent in to silence the Military. Plans within plans.

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Finally, Freeman realises the only way to save the world is to stop the invasion at it's source, and actually goes into the Alien's home dimension in order to kill their general, an enormously mutated baby-potato from space with amazing psychic powers known as the Nihilanth. Little does he know, at this point, that the Nihilanth is every bit as snared by fate as he is; if you listen to the Nihilanth's dialogue, it's actually a super-slow speech containing phrases like 'We serve the same Master' and 'He.. Betray Me, Betray.. You!'

Freeman destroys the Nihilanth, but this only exacerbates the situation, causing MASSIVE portal storms across the entirety of Earth. Unexpectedly, the Nihilanth's death also frees the Vortigaunts, a race of psychic aliens that share a kind of strange hive mind allowing them to see into the future, causing them to see him as a kind of messiah. Another string of big changes there, then.

This hive mind later becomes pivotal as it envelops Gordon, putting him infuriatingly beyond the reach of a certain Aspiring Champion of Tzeentch.. G-Man. His plans involving Gordon backfire spectacularly on him. A Tzeentchian getting unexpectedly and inevitably fucked over by his own god? Never saw that coming.

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And all that without even scraping the surface of the events in HL2.
World conquered by aliens, utterly suppressed and completely under the heel of the indomitable alien military machine as they suck the life from the dying planet?
lol no. REBELLION EVERYWHERE OH FUCK SUDDENLY TELEPORTATION TECHNOLOGY JESUS CHRIST ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER HUMANITY FUCK YEAH
Looking pretty Tzeentch around here, guys. All that's missing is the insane crazy mutations, and Nihilanth had that pretty fucking covered.

So Doomguy is Khorne
And Freeman is Tzeentch

Who are the other two champions?

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MHhhhhhh for nurgle ill say Bioshockguy (plasmids and shit)

For Slaanesh Fallout 3 guys since he Does everything for pleasure.

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Duke Nukem: Slaanesh, as he is an unrepentant decadent who seems to enjoy both taking pleasure and delivering pain. He is vain, and largely unfeeling to the desires of other beings. What acts of heroism he accomplishes are largely to further his own fame and notoriety.
He has only shown any real interest in the preservation of attractive women, whom he may delight in, and is more upset by the destruction of his plane than by the massive genocide of the majority of the human race.

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This makes perfect sense... But damn for a Slaanesh he does got style!

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Yeah i agree Duke nukem .
He does not give a FUCK he just want tittays and kill monsters.

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Nurgle: Master Chief, a cybernetically sustained champion who has survived numerous wounds that would be otherwise fatal. He has had much of his humanity removed, and is incapable of feeling sexual attraction. He lives, not to procreate or to gain personal glory. His only goal is to serve his master, and survive.

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Also, Master Chief wears the traditional colors of Pappy.

So System Shock dude's with then inquisition?

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This thread has now blown my mind 5 times. Epic on every level.

Now we need pics of the Champions. Doomguy as Kharn, Master Chief as Mortarion, Duke Nukem as Lucius, and Gordon Freeman as Ahriman.

should we archive this thread ?

I vote yes

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SS guy is a Pariah.

>>4250571
Well all of the Spartans are like that.
Also IIRC some of those who were failures that didn't die started to get Muscular disorders and such (one with Parkinson's).

This thread needs a mention of Corvus.

The bad ass feeble elf that did pretty much the same thing as DoomGuy, shot up legions of hellish abominations with mind bullets and the power of his unbreakable will to kill things. When all of his people died he took his puny elven wand and single-handedly assaulted the enemy stronghold, ripped his way through a ravaged world, the underwater home base of his enemy where he killed a young god, only to be sent into some horrible dead world as punishment. But fuck that. He shot his way out through uncounted worlds and back home. And he did all this while being an elf.

This thread is filled, and I mean FILLED with win.
Doom Guy is the well-spring from which all manly tears flow.

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Well put, sir. Corvus is indeed the most badass elf to ever live.
However, DoomGuy was not blessed with the magical mind bullets, nor elven alertness. He was a man with just two fists, and one major score to settle.
Corvus simply cannot outdo that kind of resolve.

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Hey, give him some credit... he beats stuff to death with a wooden pimp rod when out of ammo.

Doom guy is ther emprah

this thread is full of awesome

40k Doom:

Episode One: Knee Deep in Heresy!
Boss: A Pair of SkullTakers

Episode Two: The Rim of The Warp
Boss: Daemon Prince

Episode Three: WarpStorm
Boss: Soul Grinder

Episode Four: The Corruption of the Flesh
Boss: Entire Horde of Daemons charging from the still open Warp Portal
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40k Doom II:

Mega-Episode: Chaos Unbound
Bosses: Defeat Each of the Commanding Daemons, which still roam the Martian Surface
-A BloodThirster
-A Great Unclean One
-A Keeper of Secrets
-A Lord of Change

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FUND IT!

>>4251130
I'd play that wad.

Converted Chaos Spawn Pinky Demon Mini!

I found this. Thought I'd share.