Man those dreams are getting worse.

>>4254929
Cover cultist up and head to work!

Also before we get farther, I edited how many people Beardbeard got when he took over The Mountainhomes. There were some humans living there as well. The new numbers are:


Positions
*King: Beardbeard Godslayer
*DOUBLE GENERAL: Driblis
*Bard: Presley
*Records Keeper: King
*Bishop: Priest of Xom

Citizens: 640
*Military: 25 kobolds, 200 dorfs
*Agriculture: 9 kobolds, 136 dorfs, 15 humans
*Mercantile: 45 dorfs, 20 humans
*Technology: 161 dorfs, 30 humans
*Sorcery: 2 humans
*Clergy: 2 dorfs, 1 human
**Godly Presence: Xom, Moradin

>>4254929

Your only option is to enter the world of your dreams and defeat the ghost of Finlay once and for all.

OR

Investigate the whereabouts of Finlay's body, for closure. The fact that he keeps appearing in your dreams means you must feel a bit guilty about his death, since he was technically killed horribly for something he didn't do. Aldwin needs closure.

>>4254929
Aw, what a cute baby belly...

And I fear that that dream won't remain a dream for much longer... does this world have any sort of actual dream interpretation?

>>4254952
OKAY, OFF TO-

Lily has a question.

>>4254986
That's not a question!

>>4254986
...Huhwha?
WHY?

>>4254986
"Pelor is for SISSIES. Are you a SISS-OHGODLETGOOFMTARM."

What are Pelor's domains, again? I need to write this shit down.

>>4254986
Tell him whats going on, I don't think a little turn undead won't protect you enough.

>>4254986
>>4255028
Lily: Tell Aldwin Finlay isn't dead, and is out for revenge.

>>4254986
"Now, now, a religion is a BIG responsibility. You have to feed it every day, and make sure it's clean. Do you think you can handle that kind of responsibility?"

>>4255028
Shit, I put one to many negatives in there.

>>4255010
Pelor is notable for undead smiting holy wrath

>>4255010
Pelor is the god of Light and Judgment, and the god Goldmoon worshiped.

>>4255001
"All the cool kids have gods! Besides, he was Mom's god, and well, yanno..."

>>4255055
"I can handle it, I swear!"

>>4255075
Tell her it's ok, as long as she stops using "smite people weak to puppy dog eyes" by using puppy dog eyes.

>>4255075
Why did I post that, it looks bad.

PRETEND I POSTED THIS.

>>4255102
>oniichan

Sage on general principle.

A man can't violate his principles.

>>4255102
It wasn't that bad man.

Do Pelor and Nemelex get along? If they don't, this is gonna be a very odd dynamic.

>>4255075
D'awwwww. Let her have her God. If she finds out it's too much trouble, what's the harm in it?

>>4255112
I can respect that.

>>4255115
They don't have any problems with each other. Pelor is unhappy with just about ANY other god, but they don't have a strict enmity.

>>4255132
Alright, so Aldwin and Lily are going to head to Eridia and get her some Pelor worshipin'. The question is - do we bring Cultist along for the adventure or not?

>>4255115
I doubt they have much to do with each other in a bad or good way.

>>4255153
Ask her if she wants to come.

>>4255153
Just let her know what you're doing first, if cultist wants to tag along that should be fine.

>>4255153
Wait, does Pelor try to act all "One true Monotheistic God"? Also, get Cultist's opinion.

>>4255153
Pelor is Dr. Wily?

>>4255164
>>4255167
Cultist seems enthusiastic about adventure.

>>4255174
Yes, he does. He's a prick. Cultist doesn't like his worshipers much, but Chaos is all about freedom, so Lily can do whatever.

Lily, if you're going to metagame like that, you may as well go ahead and tell Aldwin that Finlay is wandering the world as an undead abomination.

>>4255153
I would feel incredibly bad leaving Cultist here by herself. Go out for worshipping after breakfast.

>>4255153

Cultist stays with us. Theis dreams are making us jumpy. Aslo, you know, baby...

>>4255208
>>4255221

She's proven herself capable while carrying child in the past. Tell Lily that as long as she isn't TOO intolerant, they can adventure.

>>4255214
She could, but can she speak metagame to others? It would be hard to explain how she knows anything without that. Seems like it wouldn't go over well.

>>4255243
Her Genre Savvy would tell her that everyone would just think she's insane if she metagames.

>>4255237

No, I mean, I don't want us to leave Cultist alone. She can adventure. I have no problems with that. Just with these fukendreams, I don't want her out of our site

Since the drawfag sees no actual suggestions, he will move us along the tracks to the temple of Pelor.

>>4255298
Does Pelor give Turn Undead?

A follower of Nemlex, a follower of Pelor and a Priest of Xom walk into a bar

Xom is amused.

>>4255298
Challenge time!

>>4255298
Follow da choochoo tracks through the door!

>>4255298
Punch open temple

So Gnome, what's with the Xanatos stuff at the Wiki? I mean, adding shit to there without telling us nothing is kinda sneaky.

You sneaky bastard, I'm on to you.

>>4255360
Just as planned...

>>4255347
Your kool-aid man impersonation goes poorly.

>>4255325
>>4255330
Choo choo.

CHALLENGE OF PELOR: You must recite the oath in this scroll from memory, without fail. You may only take the trial once per week, so he suggests you get to studying it.

>>4255320
Yes, he does.

>>4255347
Sounds more apt for a temple of heracles.

What would pelor appreciate? Flagellation?

>>4255389
Write the oath down on /tg/.

Then have Lily read it from /tg/ with her ability to read /tg/.

Or just have Lily auto-win. That works too.

>>4255389
Smash Preist

>>4255389
Write the whole thing on your arm and cheat off it.

Or just, y'know, memorize it for real because you're so badass.

>>4255389
>Yes, he does.

Awesome. Once Lily is a priest, we can go hunting Finlay. Might as well recruit Kav while we're there, too. THEN maybe we could finally get to finding that Djinn?

>>4255389
Give it to us so Lily can just use our copypasta

>>4255389
...ick. Why didn't they just ask us to cut down a tree with a herring? What type of things does the scroll say?

>>4255433
Copypasta should be a power of hers, a memorization technique. Call it Noodle of Recall

>>4255409
"Brilliant, but I can't post on /tg/. I think I'll stay here and study it a while - if Mom could do it, so can I. I'll get it, I promise! You just let Aldwin go on an adventure or something. Maybe try and find a Djinn."

>>4255433
Its way too long to type, no way. I don't want to.

>>4255470
Kiss Cultist goodbye. Head on a LONG journey.

>>4255470
>"Brilliant, but I can't post on /tg/. I think I'll stay here and study it a while - if Mom could do it, so can I. I'll get it, I promise! You just let Aldwin go on an adventure or something. Maybe try and find a Djinn."


TIME HAX

Read the scroll to us, THEN we'll copy what you said and put it in a new post.

And since the Drawfag doesn't want to write it all out, we can just skip the formalities.

>>4255470
Give Lily a parting punch in the stomach. Tell Lily "The Beardless will never prosper. Grow a beard, and you can do this."

>>4255470
Show us the scroll. We'll use our MODERN DAY SORCERY to save an image of the text upon it, then upload it here for you to read off of when you have to take your test.

I think you are all underestimating Lily severely, and should be ashamed of yourselves! She can, and will, become a follower of Pelor by fair play and with no cheating!

>>4255538
It's not cheating. It's using what she has.

By your logic, she's cheating because she's using her 2 legs to stand. And her hand to move the scroll to memorize. And her mouth to actually speak.

You know, not every follower of Pelor has 2 legs, hands or even a mouth.

Does aldwin have any pressing matters to deal with for the slayers?

>>4255550
By the rules of the challenge, she must recite the oath FROM MEMORY. /tg/ doesn't count as her memory, and therefore it's cheating.

>>4255483
pic related.

>>4255569
Actually no, none at all. Nevada's given him leave as thanks for taking over.

>>4255597
D'awww.

>>4255597
Go to the local tavern, where all adventures start. Look for the shadowiest corneriest shadowy corner. Those are the good quests.

>>4255483
Aldwin heads off into the sunset...

>>4255616
Alternatively, look for anyone with a glowing exclamation mark over their head.

>>4255616
Fantastic, but we already have to go find a djinn. Tarven might have info or something, but probably not anything we don't already have.

>>4255597
Personally, i would like to state that we should have a mission to get a more bitchin' hat. One that's OURS.

So if Finlay comes after us, we can give him back his hat, saying we don't want one that's tainted by his failure.

...or not.

>>4255622
...Cultist tells him she's coming with.

>>4255360
Wait, Cultist is only 17 while Aldwin is 25? The wiki teaches me things I didn't need to know!

>>4255647
Can Lily handle herself?

>>4255646
This is good, and should be remembered. If we happen to find a good hat, we'll have it for ourselves. It's not the main concern right now, however.

>>4255647
Oh. I guess she's not all that far along yet huh.

Very well then, ONWARD!

>>4255654
Orcs mature quickly!

>>4255663
Studying can't be that dangerous.
...unless Zombie Finlay shows up.
...waitaminute

>>4255646
>>4255669

I second this. Get your own stylish hat, so should you have that nightmare again, you can hand him his hat back, showing that you've grown above him. That, and you've gotten a cooler hat.

>>4255698
I third this. We must have a hat that is even BETTER than Finlay's! We shall prove that we are superior! BWAHAHAHA!

>>4255693

A zombie walking into a temple of Pelor?

Well, that would be the end of Finlay, for realz this time.

HEY, since Beardbeard now owns dorfland, and therefore the RECORDS of dorfland, we should go visit him. Maybe the mountainhome records have the whereabouts of Djinn written down somewhere.

>>4255698
We should transform ourselves into a Jäger if we ever get a chance.

>>4255709
>HEY, since Beardbeard now owns dorfland, and therefore the RECORDS of dorfland, we should go visit him. Maybe the mountainhome records have the whereabouts of Djinn written down somewhere.

This is a good idea, but don't we pretty much know where the Djinn is already? Besides, I'm pretty sure Cultist doesn't want to see Beardbeard anymore: He might reveal Aldwin their little secret or something.

I propose that (even though the hat is awesome), that we bury it in tribute to Finlay. Since his body was never found (Presumably disintegrated in the blast) it could help us bring closure and hope to end our nightmares of SpookyFinlay.

That, and so when we eventually meet him again, he can have his rugged, dirt-covered hat; possibly with a frog sitting in it or some shit.

>>4255663
She's staying with the priests of Pelor, so yeah, she should be fine.

>>4255676
ONWARD! A Djinn can be found in the city of Ajys, 3 miles North and 100 miles West. Or something like that. It would be a very long walk, if Aldwin didn't have his GUILD CONNECTIONS!

Nana is a priestess of Poseidon, god of Travel. With a teleport spell from her, the distance will be much more manageable.

>>4255708
But first, a visit to the haberdasher! What variety of hat would you like?

>>4255734
A bottomhat, which is like a tophat, but even better. With a feather.

>>4255734
>What variety of hat would you like?

A fedora! Like what we're wearing right now, but even bigger and more outlandishly stylish!

>>4255734
I vote for a bowler! Bowlers are awesome.

>>4255734

Go with a hat that has a flair for style and shows that you are indeed (subtly) a thief/assassin, though a nice one at that.

>>4255734
Aldwin must beat Finlay at his own game! Get a hat that is similar to Finlay's, but better. With TWO feathers.
Incidentally, what colour is the current hat?

>>4255759

Jarlex.jpeg

>>4255763
>>4255759
>>4255754

a combination of these

>>4255734
Flatcap.

ask for a selection of their finest adventuring hats, and we pick out the bestest

Alright I don't know hats by name.

PICK A NUMBER. First number to get two votes wins.

I have a BRILLIANT IDEA which will help to resolve Aldwin's demons with Finlay.

So Finlay's body was never found, right? And once the guild building was cleaned up and rebuilt it was STILL nowhere to be found. The only logical possibilities are that Finlay somehow survived, or someone stole his body. So here's what we do to narrow down our options:

We post a flier in the various towns still remaining, attempting to notify Finlay that his hat has been found and is waiting for him. If he's still up and walking about, he won't be able to resist this bait, and will have to come talk to Aldwin. If he's REALLY dead and/or NOT RETARDED, then we still won't hear anything from him.

The point is, it's so ridiculous that it HAS to work!

Also, we're having these dreams because of Finlay's hat. A piece of his spirit is probably in it, and wearing it is affecting Aldwin's mind. Makes about as much sense as unresolved demons.

>>4255810
6!

Ooh, number 6 looks nice. Makes him look elegant, yet awesome. Number 5 makes him look too much like a pimp.

rolled 1 = 1

>>4255810
I vote 6

>>4255810
Of those 5 looks good, but I was hoping for something more indiana jones-ish.

>>4255810
Gah! I can't choose between 2, 5, and 6!

>>4255754
TOP HAT WITH FEATHER FUCK YES

>>4255810

Isn't 4 the same as Finlay's hat?

I CHOOSE 6. YOU...YOU DOUBLE FEATHER.

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if it comes with the face, #1, otherwise #5

OH GOD HAT NUMBER 2

BUY THEM ALL
ALTERNATE RANDOMLY

Monocle? Hat 2 for sure.

5, mothafuka, 5!

Is there anyway to get the tophat and monocle, but make the brim wider and add some cards tucked in the brim? Because that shit right there would be the greatest hat for a CARPSHARP

Aaaand number 6 by a landslide. Aldwin sticks a playing card in the side, to make it more his.

>>4255874
FUCK. I wanted 2.

>>4255874

Smashing.

>>4255874
Fuck yes, look at that suave motherfucker, strike a jive ass pose

5. It is a classy hat.

>>4255874
Exorcise Finlay's hat and burn it. If he ever asks about it, tell him that you didn't bother keeping the unstylish piece of shit.

Make sure to keep Finlay's hat as a backup.

Also, just on the off chance that he really is a horrible undead creature, and comes looking for it again.

>>4255887
You strike a tag team pose.

Onwards with the quest! Oh, and keep the old hat with you, just in case.

>>4255874
DAMN YOU SLOW INTERNET CONNECTION!

I really wanted to see Aldwin with a Monocle and Tophat.

>>4255935
Begin search for a new Djinn, but add an active sidequest:

Find out the details of the skill "Measure of Guilt". Ask around constantly while searching for Djinn.

>>4255933
>>4255960
Storing the old hat, you continue on to the hideout of the Goldmoon Slayers, to ask Nana for a teleport to Ajys.

...Nana seems unhappy to see a priestess of Xom. She asks if this is guild business, and if so, why your dumb priestess needs to come with.

>>4255992
Measure of Guilt is an ability that deals damage based on the number of times you have been lied to. The more they have lied to you, the more damage it deals to them.

>>4256005

Cultist is here to help us, and by proxy the Goldmoon Slayers. If we succeed, we'll have Goldmoon back. Do it for her.

>>4256005
very much guild business, what could be more guild business than resurrecting the leader? And she is there to heal me when I bumble something up.

>>4256005
Any side effects?

>>4256005
...Oh, right. She lost her child to a mutation effect, didn't she? We really should have seen this coming.

>>4256026
Nope. If he's still moving, it either didn't kill him, or something else stepped in.

>>4256020
>>4256023
Nana grudgingly teleports the two of you on your way.

>>4256066
Does it work on constructs?

Which temple is the Goldmoon Slayers HQ built under? That may have caused Finlay to pull a Jesus on us, especially if the ground is Hallowed/Cursed in some way.

>>4256066

At the risk of jinxing this, I'm praying that we don't get teleported far off course.

...Well this looks like a graveyard.

>>4256123

FFFFFFFF---

>>4256123
lol, nice get. 1234(2)56

go into the temple

>>4256139
man, I hope that's just the guy who lives in that house back there, or we might be in trouble.

>>4256139
TURN UNDEAD! TURN UNDEAD!

Seek refuge from the church. Inquire where you are.

A skeleton rises from the ground. "Welcome to Ajys, city of the dead. Enjoy your stay."

>>4256155
thank him, inquire about the temple there

He goes back to bed.

>>4256139

ALDWIN, THIS IS YOUR SURVIVAL INSTINCT SPEAKING. DON'T ASK WHY I'M SPEAKING NOW. HAVE CULTIST START CASTING TURN UNDEAD. FAILING THAT, GET THE FUCK INSIDE, NOW!

>>4256182
>>4256155
>>4256176

DISREGARD, I SUCK COCKS.

>>4256155
>>4256176
...politely ask the skeleton where we can go to find more information. Is there a visitors center?

>>4256155

Ask the skeleton where the Djinn is.

Then turn him into a skeleram, in case you run into any impassable stone doors.

>>4256202

Bare in mind Aldwin's not exactly Beardbeard, so he's most likely not gonna pull that off. Besides, he's more likely to use him as a skeleton key. ....I hate myself for that.

>>4256176
if yer gunna have a cutscene say [cutscene]

>>4256176

Tumble into the creepy building

Take out your map! lets see where we are.

>>4256220
sorry.

>>4256145
>Investigate temple
Aye aye captain.

A skeleton in a cloak greets you. "Hey hey hey, welcome to Ajys! What brings you livers out here to the middle of the dead, eh? You got some business with ol' Xany?"

>>4256296
You don't have a map of this region yet.

>>4256320

Make subtle inquiry about Djinn

>>4256320
Ask for a map. Inquire about the Djinn.

Ask him if he knows Manny.

>>4256320
Ask him about Djinn and for the location of the person in town most educated in matters of the undead.

make sure you avoid touching that guy...

>>4256356
Be polite and shake hands with him.

>>4256338
>>4256350

>>4256320
How about... ask him where we are in relationship to where we were? We were teleported here with a priest of Xom by someone who hates Xom. There IS a chance she decided to dick us over.

Besides, are we so damn sure that these guys know about djinn? They might still be rare around here as well.

Inquire about recent arrivals

>>4256343
>You know Manny?
Sure do, I've got a bone to pick with that ol' coot! Eeeeheeheeheee!

>>4256329
>>4256338
>Where do I find a Djinn?
Aha, you wanna make a wish, eh? I gotcha, I gotcha. The Djinn are a sneaky lot, they really are. They hide in the unoccupied graves, ya see. I'm sure you'll have the time of yer life lookin for one! Eeeeeeheeheehee!

>>4256350
>Where's the smartest guy in town in manners of the undead?
Eehee, you wanna see Benben. He lives in a grave not too far North o' here. It reads "Benben - in Death I Live." The guy's got a flair for the dramatic - its in his bones! Eeeeheeheeehee!

>>4256437

Thank him, then go to Benben to see about locating empty graves.

>>4256437

On the way to the next thing, can we get a peak at what our top cars are on our decks, just in case.

>>4256320
>ol' Xany

XANATOS!

AND ALL HIS FOLLOWERS WERE KILLED! THEY'RE NOW UNDEAD!

I'M ON TO YOU GNOME!

>>4256437
Ask why unoccupied graves exist.

If they're just holes in the ground, then fine, but who would dig a hole, fill it up with the intent of redigging it later?

>>4256437
ask him what he is doing here, and how everyone became undead.

Ask how to find a unoccupied grave and then find benbens grave.

Go to Benben. Not only will we find out more about Finlay, but he might know a way to determine unoccupied graves with Djinn in them from graves that are either Djinnless.

>>4256489
Maybe their occupants died.

>>4256498
>How is everyone undead?
We worship ol' Xany! The dude's got some greeeeat benefits, lemme tell ya. Comin' back, no matter what made ya bite it? Now that's a life insurance policy! Eeeeeheeeheehee!

>>4256489
>Why are there unoccupied graves?
Well we can die again, and then we stay dead, ya see? So when one of our buddies bites it, his home gets vacant. No one's got the guts to take over, Eeeeheeheehee!

>>4256504
>How to find empty graves?
Ask Benben, I got nothin'.

>>4256579
Then let us head for Benben.

>>4256584
You exit the building, ready to fi-

>>4256579

> Comin' back, no matter what made ya bite it?
I secretly hope Furious George worships him

>>4256592
oh hai xanatos.

>>4256592
Looks like Benben found us first.

Swallow your fear and ask about a Djinn.

>>4256592
...say hi to the scary monster thing.

The skeleton ogles you disconcertingly.

>>4256605
>Ask about Djinn
It continues its ogle.

>>4256621

Hug skeleton?

>>4256592
Take hat off, hold it by the brim with both hands, equip :3 face, turn feet inward, and have cultist follow your lead in trying to cute it into oblivion.

CUTE ALWAYS BEATS SCARY, SO SUCK IT GIANT SKULL THING!

>>4256621
Have Cultist threaten it with Turn Undead unless it starts to make some sense and fast.

Also, about Finlay... If his hat is giving us nightmares, then WHAT ABOUT HIS CLOAK?! SHOULDN'T WE GET RID OF THAT TOO?!

>>4256625
THIS

Plus Aldwin hasn't used his ':3' face in a while

>>4256625
USE THE POWERS OF CUTENESS ON THE SKELETON! BE SO CUTE AS TO BREAK THE FABRIC OF REALITY

Ignore it but, keep on a eye on it. Find benbens grave.

>>4256645
I envision Aldwin becoming so cute by embracing his original face once more that he ascends and become the god of all those with a :3 face.

He will be the great god :3!

>>4256621
Ask if it wants to help you. If he doesn't, ignore him.

>>4256621
IS THAT FUCKER CHALLENGING US TO A STARING CONTEST?

IT'S FUCKING ON BITCH. LETS GO. MONO A MANO.

So we have the answer as to how the fuck Horror Finlay came to be. Apparently he was the last living Xanatos worshipper in the region.

From a non-metagaming standpoint, Aldwin should note this fact as it may explain the dreams and why Finlay's body wasn't found. It should also convince us to prepare for the day he eventually (possibly) comes to reclaim his precious hat.

For the time being, ask if the skeleton is lost and needs a guide somewhere.

>>4256621
Offer to shake hands.

>>4256621
call out to the priest again to ask him about the skeleton.

>>4256625
>>4256639
>Cute it to death

>>4256685
Prepare for counterattack!

>>4256685
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!

Its disconcerting ogle becomes slightly more so.

>>4256626
I don't think she has turn undead.

>>4256714
I think we've done a bad thing..

>>4256685
TRY HARDER

MORE CUTE, BREAK THE LIMIT!

>>4256714

Hmm, maybe we should just move on towards Benben...

I think it just fell in love with us...

Now ask who he is.

>>4256714
Upgrade cute by tilting heads downward so that you have to stare up, and get those cheeks EVEN ROSIER. Additionally, hunch you shoulders a bit to look smaller, and more deserving of protection. If we do this right, this skeleton will either have a non-heart attack due to overwhelming cute or be obsessed with protecting us from all things less cute (pretty much everything)

>>4256714
Is it tame? Cool.

Now go and find Benben.

Put 2 and 2 together and muse about zombie finlay and xanatos.

>>4256759
FUCK THAT.

CUTE IT UNTIL IT REDIES

It's interesting that it's wearing a cloak similar to that worn by Aldwin, Finlay, etc.

COULD IT BE THE SKELETON OF ALDWIN'S FATHER/MOTHER/RELATIVE?

>>4256738
>Move on to Benben
Your image is too adorable for me to consider any other option. The disconcerting skeleton follows at a safe distance.

>>4256779
Completely irrelevant. We have already started down the path of seeing what happens when you overload a dead thing's cute receptors, and to hell with stopping anywhere short of spectacular results.

So, keep cuteing it.

>>4256779
Perhaps its someone who had a crush on aldwin in rogue school.

>>4256793
Fine, plot will continue.

But keep periodically practicing anti-undead cute technique until the creature re-dies. It is too hilarious a tactic to not explore.

DISCONCERTING SKELETON'S NAME IS COCO.

COCO.

FUCKING COCO.

Benben found!

OH FUCK ITS GOLDMOON! GIVE IT A HUG!

>>4256793
have we tried actually talking to it yet, asking its name, saying hello ect.

>>4256831
Uh.....Knock?

>>4256831
God damn, we're too late. he's dead.


..oh right.

>>4256831
knock on his tombstone politely.

Kneel next to the grave and quietly say hello, if that doesnt work make dramatic summoning motions and shout "ARISE BENBEN, ARISE"

Knock on gravestone

>>4256831
DAMMIT ALDWIN IN ALL THAT WALKING YOU BEST HAVE BEEN PRACTICING THE CUTE!

>>4256831
When he arrives, convince him to help by looking terribly cute.

>>4256838
Ohyou.png

>>4256837
>>4256860
>>4256864
>Knock knock
Benben arises! Cultist screams!

"Whoa bro, let go of my wife"

>>4256886
In b4 miscarriage joke.

Give him a hand up.

Thread has begun the aoutosage.

Abandon ship, claim a new thread in the name of destroying skeletons with cute!

>>4256899
More like a leg up.

...are we saging? Not quite sure, but it seems like we might be.

>>4256916
Yeah it seems so.

New thread: >>4256947