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    53 KB Dorf Quest XXXVII Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)02:56 No.4256947  
    Old thread: >>4254912
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:57 No.4256954
    First off... WHAT THE HELL IS COCO DOING! DOWN COCO DOWN!
    Second, Djinn.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:57 No.4256957
    TELL HIM TO GET DOWN.

    ATTACK ASSASSIN SKELETON
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:59 No.4256975
    A penchant for the dramatic?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)02:59 No.4256976
    >>4256947
    GET DOWN BROTHER BEN!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:00 No.4256985
    >>4256947
    I WAITED FOR YOU, FRY.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)03:02 No.4256995
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    >>4256957
    >>4256954
    >Stop Coco
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:03 No.4257000
    >>4256995
    Ask bout djinn. ...and why this skeleton is trying to kill you. We don't know him, honestly.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:05 No.4257022
    Ask why coco is attacking you.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:06 No.4257031
    Use third eye on creepy cross thing.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)03:07 No.4257043
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    >>4257022
    >Coco, why did you attack?
    Coco ogles you sadly.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:07 No.4257044
    Wait, Benben is a crotchety old skeleton?

    CUTE IS SUPER EFFECTIVE ON OLD PEOPLE, SO USE CUTE AGAIN. THREATEN TO CUTE BENBEN TO REDEATH UNLESS HE ANSWERS ALL YOUR QUESTIONS.

    GNOME, I DARE YOU TO TRY AND DRAW SOMEONE BEING THREATENINGLY CUTE! I FUCKING DARE YOU!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:09 No.4257059
    Why the hell is there an Orc priestess of Xom? Xom doesn't have priests because he does not accept prayers and doesn't give piety. Orcs also only worship Beogh.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:09 No.4257065
    >>4257043
    NOW HE'S BEING CUTE TOO

    WHO ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE

    Inquire both Benben and Coco about the situation. Try to make sense of things.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:10 No.4257068
    >>4257043
    What is it girl? Write it out on the ground!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:11 No.4257076
    >>4257059
    Actually, orcs can follow any god, just that ONLY orcs can follow Beogh.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:11 No.4257081
    I think the skeleton was cuted into being charmed, such as the heart represents in Dungeon Crawl. It though Ben was attacking cultist and attempted to defend her.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 04/12/09(Sun)03:11 No.4257082
    >>4257059
    wrong universe buddy.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:12 No.4257087
    >>4257081
    This makes sense.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:12 No.4257088
    >>4257044
    Oh god, I want to see Benben cowering in fear of a threateningly cute Aldwin with his cheeks rosy as fuck, being THE GODDAMN CUTEST THING YOU EVER SAW.

    And coco will be d'awwwing in the background. Or something.

    Any, use :3 face to threaten with cute. DO IT
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:13 No.4257096
    Hey, not to be off-topic, but I just want to get one thing straight:

    Nana = Monoko
    Mace = Masada(?)
    Mado = Madotsuki(?)

    And if the first is true, then Nana needs to become a main character because FUCK YEAH MONOKO
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:13 No.4257097
    >>4257081
    See, cute works! Now cute up Benben, he will either join us or tell us what we want to do because as a creature with the 'crotchety' subtype, he finds cute abhorrent.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:15 No.4257113
    >>4257082
    There are other universes with Xom and Nemelex?
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 04/12/09(Sun)03:16 No.4257125
    >>4257113
    gnome's, he uses those two along with a few other inspired ones. Seems to be mostly greek.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:16 No.4257128
    >>4257097
    Practice cute on Benben, being a rotten old bastard should make him vulnerable to it, and then continue practicing on random followers of Xanatos. Once sufficiently skilled, take over a city with cute, and wage a war against beardbeard, CUTE VS. DRUNK

    WE WIN EITHER WAY.

    But irrelevant of longterm goals, USE CUTE ON BENBEN. CUTE HIM HARD AS FUCK. CUTESKULLFUCK THE SHIT OUTTA HIM.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)03:16 No.4257130
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    >>4257065
    >Inquire about situation
    It appears that Coco is incapable of speech. She ogles you sadly.

    Benben claims to have never seen that skeleton before in his entire unlife. But if he had to guess, he'd say it was probably because it thought Benben was attacking that cute dame over there.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:18 No.4257144
    >>4257130
    Describe Finlay to him.

    Ask for his expert opinion.

    Then ask about Djinn.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:18 No.4257149
    >>4257130
    HAH! Cute gained us a follower. REWARD COCO WITH MORE CUTE FOR IT'S LOYALTY! MAYBE EVEN A GROUP HUG.

    Which will serve the extra purpose of allowing us to hone 'The way of :3', a psychological warfare style started by Aldwin. BECOME A MASTER, ALDWIN!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:18 No.4257152
    >>4257130
    Tell him that should be a lesson to him, to not try and scare cute chicks.

    Begin asking about how to find djinns, with the empty graves and stuff.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:19 No.4257159
    Tell Coco (WHO SHOULD BE PINK IF SHE IS A SHE!) that its OK.
    However, in the future, Attack when we scream or make sounds of pain. (We never knwo WHEN Finlay will strike)
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:20 No.4257175
    >>4257149
    >>4257130


    Two things.

    1: If Coco is our buddy due to cute now, will we be getting an ability card at some point? That black stuff on coco's hands looked vicious.

    2: Cute is clearly effective. We must continue using it in the future. And practice it on coco, both to hone our skills and insure continued loyalty.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:21 No.4257184
    >>4257152
    Do this WHILE BEING CUTE. Practice makes perfect, and most old people will do whatever is necessary to make those who are adorable go away, so he should answer us promptly.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:21 No.4257189
    >>4257130
    Well ask him about when the last time hes been out of his grave? If it hasn't been recent than it fits in with my goldmoon theory...

    Oh and inquire about djinn.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:22 No.4257194
    >>4257130
    COCO HAS A CRUSH ON CULTIST!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:24 No.4257216
    >>4257044
    Oh god, I want to see a threateningly cute Aldwin. It will likely give me a heart attack, but I am willing to take the pain for the payoff.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)03:24 No.4257217
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    >>4257144
    >Describe Finlay, ask for expert opinion
    "Well if he's still moving, he was a worshiper of Xanatos. Kill 'im again, that'll do the trick."

    >Ask about Djinn
    "Ragum fragum damn kids and their wish wanting... I'll go get my map of empty graves, gimme a minute."
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:26 No.4257244
    >>4257217
    DAMMIT GNOME, STOP IGNORING THE CUTE.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:27 No.4257268
    while you are waiting ask coco to write in the ground who it is.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)03:27 No.4257270
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    >>4257149
    >REWARD COCO WITH MORE CUTE FOR IT'S LOYALTY! MAYBE EVEN A GROUP HUG.
    While Benben digs around in his grave for said map...

    >>4257244
    I can only do so much at once.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:28 No.4257282
    >>4257244

    You people are going overboard on the cute thing, don't try and force it so much.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:29 No.4257288
    >>4257270
    Why not leave Aldwin and Cultist constantly equipped with :3 faces for now? It might make placate the anons crying for more cute. That way we can focus on getting shit done.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:29 No.4257293
    Benben is like the first person to help us just by asking him.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:29 No.4257294
    >>4257282
    Agreed. I like the cuteness too, but if we over use it, it will become stale.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:30 No.4257303
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    >>4257217
    Is that really why you're an expert on the undead? Because you know that all undead are worshipers of Xanatos?

    That's an easy field to expert in.

    LOOK AT THIS GRAPH I MADE! I'M AN EXPERT NOW MOMMY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

    Ask him for some REAL info.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:31 No.4257309
    >>4257270
    >>4257270
    That is one fucking happy looking skeleton.

    Also, I agree with >>4257175 we should see an ability card for coco, even an incomplete one, due to loyalty to cute or whatever is keeping coco around.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:31 No.4257310
    >>4257293
    Don't junx it! He hasn't actually given us the map yet.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:32 No.4257324
    >>4257303

    I think the fact that Beardbeard is a worshipper of Xom and manage to return from death as a zombie proves there are other ways to come back from the dead without worshipping Xanatos
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:33 No.4257341
    >>4257303
    Well how about asking real questions. 'We this guy we killed is alive again, what do you think?' is a pretty simple question.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:33 No.4257344
    >>4257293
    ..to be honest, I was expecting him to be more of a reluctant, reclusive and crotchety skeleton based off our first look at him.

    Also, Coco is adorable. Which is a strange thing to say about a skeleton, but there it is.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:33 No.4257346
    >>4257324
    Yet Benben clearly claimed otherwise. Not much of an expert after all, now is he?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)03:34 No.4257358
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    >>4257270
    ...It seems Aldwin and Cultist are no longer able to move.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 04/12/09(Sun)03:34 No.4257360
    >>4257324
    he didnt really join xom until he was looking for the reincarnation spell. He *could* have been a worshiper of Xanatos before.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:34 No.4257361
    >>4257324
    Its a shame we never visited vengeance upon the thing that killed us in Dorf Quest I.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:35 No.4257379
    >>4257358
    God damn paralyzing touch.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:35 No.4257381
    >>4257358
    Ah, crap. Now what?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:35 No.4257386
    >>4257358
    hahahaha
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:37 No.4257407
    >>4257358
    Clearly he's a ghoul. We shall no longer touch him, no matter how much we'd love to.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:38 No.4257420
    >>4257324
    DID he worship Xom? Maybe he was an independent, and Xanatos likes the idea of picking up some followers by resurrecting the faithless.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:39 No.4257434
    >>4257324
    explain THIS to BenBen, see what he has to say about THAT!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:39 No.4257439
    >>4257420

    I prefer to think that Beardbeard raised himself as an undead through sheer force of will.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)03:40 No.4257452
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:40 No.4257453
    I would really like to believe that Coco is someone Aldwin has met before. It's probably just a random female skeleton which was enchanted by his dashing good looks, though (If male skeleton replace Aldwin with Cultist, and dashing good looks with adorableness).

    Paralyzing touch wears off, right? Or is it the lich version, which is permanent?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:41 No.4257457
    >>4257452
    I don't think we can talk.

    Or move.

    Or anything.

    /cutscene.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:41 No.4257460
    >>4257452
    HE'S DREW!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:41 No.4257461
    OH GREAT! WE RAN OUT OF CUTE! GREAT GOING GUYS!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:41 No.4257464
    >>4257452
    >>4257434

    Hilarious, thank Benben.

    Also, Aldwin wouldn't know about Beardbeard being an undead.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:42 No.4257477
    Can we move our facial muscles? if so, use facial dexterity to communicate our want to not be paralyzed.

    If we can't move at all, then aren't we suffocating? And our heart wouldn't pump either. So I assume there is some degree of movement left in us. So yeah, facial charades.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:43 No.4257488
    If it's a lich's touch we're fucked. I doubt any clerics willing to cast Remove Paralysis are around.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:43 No.4257492
    So we have a Lich Ally?
    ACTIVE SIDEQUEST: FIND WAY OF ALLOWING COCO TO TALK!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)03:43 No.4257494
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    The paralysis will wear off in a couple minutes.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:44 No.4257496
    >>4257477
    Benben clearly isnt stupid I think we dont have to try very hard to get that one across.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:45 No.4257512
    >>4257494
    Timeskip a couple minutes.

    Check the map.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:46 No.4257531
    >>4257494

    I'm surprised Benben was that open to helping us, he didn't ask for any monster organs or anything.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:48 No.4257546
    >>4257358
    haha, oh wow.jpg

    AND GNOME, IT'LL BE YOUR FAULT WHEN I'M FALLING ASLEEP OVER MY EASTER BREAKFAST TOMORROW MORNING, JUST SO YOU KNOW.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:49 No.4257558
    >>4257531
    Maybe he finds the soul crushing despair of people chasing after djinn that they are likely to never catch to be payment enough.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)03:55 No.4257611
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    >>4257512
    >Timeskip
    Doobededoobedoodoo.

    The map points out a good dozen graves throughout the city that are currently vacant.

    Welp, time to pick one and go.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:55 No.4257614
    Try to move!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:57 No.4257627
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    >>4257611

    Ask Coco if they know of any graves on this map that might hold a Djinn, otherwise close your eyes and choose at random.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 04/12/09(Sun)03:57 No.4257631
    >>4257611
    start from top (which should be the closest), go clockwise
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)03:58 No.4257638
    >>4257611
    Hey, outta curiosity, Gnome, what're the top two cards on our decks?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)04:00 No.4257662
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    >>4257638
    Listed in the inventory, in the OP post of the first thread of the evening.

    >>4257631
    Moving to the random nearest grave, you come to a realization. You have nothing to dig with.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:01 No.4257667
    >>4257638
    Deck of Summons (50) Top Two: Ogre, Phantom
    Deck of Bewitching (6) Top Two: Sleep, Peace
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:01 No.4257671
    Be sure to mark each one as you check.

    Actually lets see what one of these graves look like first.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:02 No.4257678
    >>4257662

    Use Phantom card and have it phase through the ground to check for Djinni, if there are none, move on to next grave an repeat. Assuming Phantoms are incorporeal.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:03 No.4257682
    >>4257662
    Dig with your hands!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:03 No.4257684
    Ooh summon the ogre and get him to start digging!

    Or go look for a shovel.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)04:04 No.4257697
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    >>4257678
    The phantom does indeed phase through materials!

    However, you will either have to draw the Ogre first, or use Heart of the Cards to cheat the phantom into play. Which should Aldwin do?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:05 No.4257700
    >>4257662
    Have Coco do the digging. He might also have some spells for this, if he's a Lich.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:05 No.4257701
    ..lets go find a shovel.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:05 No.4257702
    We have COCO!
    Ask Coco to dig for you while you look for a shovel.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:06 No.4257707
    >>4257697
    Ogre.

    It's big.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:06 No.4257711
    >>4257697

    Since no one seems to like my phantom idea, ask Coco if, being a lich, they have any: Spells that can dig/clear dirt or Divination spells that can help locate Djinnish magic.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 04/12/09(Sun)04:06 No.4257712
    >>4257697
    draw them both, if ogre is aggressive, coco can handle it. if phantom is aggressive... we have a huge digger.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:06 No.4257715
    >>4257701
    This. No reason to waste our good cards.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:07 No.4257720
    Them cards aint cheap.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:08 No.4257729
    Yeah lets go find a shovel. its a freaking graveyard land should not be too hard to find.


    Also do we have food and drink? this is going to take a while.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:09 No.4257736
    Bah, I'm about to QWERTY face myself. Stay good Aldwin! And stay alive, everyone!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:09 No.4257740
    What the fuck, guys. Seriously your talking about wasting some really powerful monsters because we're too lazy to get a shovel. How do we go from founding a kingdom and riping the fabric of reality to our fists to 'lol how i find shovel' every other week?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:10 No.4257745
    Hehe got to love the difference
    Beardbeard
    /tg/-SCREW IT, RIP AND TEAR!

    Aldwin
    /tg/-Wait we might need to think about this and get more items.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:11 No.4257750
    >>4257740

    I suggested the phantom as a time-saving device, being able to see into the grave and move on quickly instead of spending hours of digging to find an empty grave.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:11 No.4257751
    Keep on tuckin', you stumpy bastard you.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)04:13 No.4257760
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    >>4257678
    Double time!

    By having the Phantom go with Aldwin, and the Ogre and Coco dig with Cultist, you can check multiple graves simultaneously!

    >>4257715
    >>4257720
    He never uses them anyway, no harm in it. You still have 48 left.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:13 No.4257763
    wait..Djinn...RUB THE GRAVESTONE!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:13 No.4257767
    >>4257745
    We do have a bun in the oven to take care of.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 04/12/09(Sun)04:13 No.4257770
    >>4257740
    >waste
    >50 of them

    oh comon buddy, there's a huge difference between "waste" and "use". I doubt aldwin will even have 50 total sessions, we have to use the cards sooner or later.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:14 No.4257774
    >>4257760
    That ogre looks like those guys from the Dark Crystal.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:14 No.4257777
    >>4257760

    Suddenly the ogre was a doobie
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    The phantom reports a success!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:16 No.4257790
    >>4257783

    Now we need a shovel, or at least to call the ogre over.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:17 No.4257797
    >>4257770
    I would prefer saving them incase a big fight happens like our first encounter with finaly.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)04:18 No.4257805
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    >>4257777
    The doobie starts to dig.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:18 No.4257810
    >>4257783
    FOLLOW LASSIE TO THE WELL!
    Then get the Ogre to dig up the grave were Phantom found the djinn.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:19 No.4257813
    >>4257805

    Now let's see what sort of terrible problem this Djinn is going to give us...
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:21 No.4257823
    >>4257805

    Snuggle with Cultist while we wait for the excavation. Or listen to the baby in her tummy.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:22 No.4257827
    >>4257823
    >Or listen to the baby in her tummy.

    I doubt it will make any noise: It's still so early stage it doesn't even show at her.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:23 No.4257831
    >>4257827
    We've heard it before, with a really good listen check.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)04:24 No.4257832
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    Something is glowing!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:24 No.4257834
    >>4257832
    JUMP ON IT
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:25 No.4257837
    >>4257832

    Have the Doobie-ogre pull it out for us.
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:26 No.4257845
    >>4257832
    inb4 Oolong appearing suddenly and wishing for panties

    rage
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:26 No.4257847
    Why do all our summons have such horrible deaths? D:
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:26 No.4257848
    Take a look!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:27 No.4257856
    >>4257844

    Well, nevermind then. Prepare for battle.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:30 No.4257867
    >>4257847
    Well that's what they are there for anyway.

    Prepare for battle, be ready to draw the Sleep and Peace cards.
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:31 No.4257877
    >>4257870
    ...Is the phantom sure that's a djinn? Anyway, apologize for the disturbance and ask what is required so you can make a wish.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:32 No.4257880
    >>4257870

    Is that a Djinn?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:32 No.4257882
    >>4257870
    So Gnome, will there be three wishes, or just one? What kind of rules do the Djinn follow around here?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:32 No.4257884
    >>4257870
    Get ready to rub something Aldwin!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:33 No.4257887
    >>4257870
    DJINN. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A CARD GAME.

    IF I WIN, I GET ONE WISH.
    IF YOU WIN, YOU CAN CHOOSE ONE CARD FROM MY DECK AS PER TOURNEY RULES.
    ALSO POSE DRAMATICALLY.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:33 No.4257893
    Twins we are!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:33 No.4257894
    is he stuttering? He's stuttering.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:34 No.4257904
    >>4257870
    DON'T WORRY, I'M A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH. IT'S TOTALLY COOL.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:34 No.4257906
    >>4257887

    Seconded.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 04/12/09(Sun)04:35 No.4257908
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    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)04:37 No.4257918
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    >>4257877
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:38 No.4257924
    >>4257918
    Name your payment first
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:38 No.4257925
    >>4257918
    What were we supposed to be wishing for, again?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:38 No.4257927
    >>4257918

    Goldmoon's resurrection, obviously, but there is going to be some catch.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:39 No.4257929
    >>4257918
    oooh no! Ask what's the catch first!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:39 No.4257931
    >>4257925
    Goldmoon back to life. With 100% HP. Try to eliminate all the loopholes.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:40 No.4257936
    He's probably one of those djinns that fudges up the meaning of the wish to make it horribly backfire on the wisher
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:42 No.4257945
    >>4257931

    Something like: I wish for Goldmoon of the Goldmoon Slayers and adoptive mother of Lily Roosterhalt to be brought back from her afterlife in perfect health and in the same form that she was previous to her untimely demise, with her mind perfectly intact...

    There should probably be more, but I'm tired.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:42 No.4257949
    Wish for a wish? Fishy

    We wish for the Goldmoon resurrected to the living entirely. Everything about her intact.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)04:42 No.4257954
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    >>4257924
    >Name your payment
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:43 No.4257955
    >>4257954

    Geez, thanks for suggesting payment...
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:44 No.4257958
    >>4257954
    ...OH FUCK YOU GNOME!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:44 No.4257966
    So, is anyone keeping a summary of this? Because I'm about 20 threads behind now, and Don't feel like reading them all right now.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:46 No.4257974
    >>4257954
    You do not require one to grant a wish?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:46 No.4257975
    >>4257966
    Duh. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Dorf%20Quest
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:46 No.4257977
    >>4257966

    Just read through the Wiki, it's pretty much all up to date for info on specific characters. Gnome has also started listing our quests at the beginning and ends of threads so we don't forget them.

    http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Dorf_Quest
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:47 No.4257982
    >>4257966
    Hey Harrison. We're getting Lily's old adoptive mom back.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:47 No.4257986
    >>4257966
    The 1d4chan article has info on every individual character, since keeping a proper summary with these constant changes between characters would be kind of hard.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)04:48 No.4257995
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    Th-then y-y-you-or wish w-w-will be g-g-granted op-p-pon p-p-paymmmmm-ment. I-i-i would l-like a l-l-living hummmm-man bod-d-dy to t-t-take fo-or my-my-myself.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:49 No.4257998
    >>4257924
    THIS GUY.....
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:49 No.4258002
    >>4257995
    Is Coco close enough?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:49 No.4258006
    >>4257995
    Uh....shit. Would Finaly count?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:50 No.4258010
    >>4257975
    Holy crap. Thanks! And Gnome, you are awesome and should feel awesome about being so awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:50 No.4258016
    >>4257995

    Um... Hrm...
    What summon cards do we have, anything like a human? Are there any towns nearby?
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 04/12/09(Sun)04:51 No.4258018
    crap... ALIGNMENT CONFLICT!

    ... and here we are in the middle of dead town with we a need for a live body.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:51 No.4258019
    >>4257998
    I second that.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:51 No.4258025
    >>4257966

    Don't be a faggot and read the theads. It's worth the time.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:51 No.4258027
    >>4258002
    Idiot! Coco is Goldmoon!

    Ask if it can be something else, like a animal.
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    >>4257924
    I think Ive forgotten my name again.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:54 No.4258044
    >>4257995
    Does it need to be ALIVE? Or can it be FRESHLY DEAD enough to not have started rotting... so you can reanimate it with... YOU?

    Because, if so, I'm sure our contact with BEARDBEARD could whip you up a freshly dead body.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:55 No.4258048
    >>4258044
    If it MUST be alive, lets get us a death row inmate that would have been killed anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:55 No.4258050
    >>4257995
    Ask if it'll settle for a kobold. Beardbeard might give us one.
    We'll name it Pun-Pun.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:55 No.4258051
    >>4258044
    I do believe "living" means alive and kickin'.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:55 No.4258057
    You know, it's probably possible to find someone willing to be possessed by another somewhere. Maybe a tribe that values it or something.

    People can be really messed up.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:55 No.4258058
    Ask what god does this guy follow? If we can get a follower of that god everything will be peachy.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)04:56 No.4258061
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    >>4258027
    >Can it be something else?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:57 No.4258068
    >>4258061
    Fuck, wish we had our Ogre now!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:57 No.4258073
    Search the land for ruffians and lowlifes no one would care about, take one alive and offer him to the Djinn.

    Alignment Conflit resolved.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:58 No.4258076
    >>4258058

    Theory time: I bet this isn't a Djinn, but rather, the dead Xanatos and we are about to help resurrect a dead god.

    Anyways, see if we have something in our summons deck that will work.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 04/12/09(Sun)04:58 No.4258081
    I know it's a horrible Idea and no anon or character in the game would like it, but I have to say it.

    What about the baby?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:58 No.4258086
    >>4258076
    IF IT'S A GOD THEN GOOD FOR IT.

    IT WILL NOT ESCAPE THE WATCHFUL EYE OF THE KINGDOM OF BEARDBEARD.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)04:59 No.4258091
    >>4258076
    This! All of this sounds way too suspicious. Also take a peak in the cards.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:00 No.4258097
    >>4258081
    Fuck you namefag for even THINKING that!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:00 No.4258099
    >>4258081

    Just shut up now. No, the easiest most morally acceptable answer is to see if we can get something relatively sentient out of our summons deck, I assume things like Ogre and stuff had a bit of sentience.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:00 No.4258101
    Can we check the top cards in our deck now that we used the ogre and the phantom ones?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:01 No.4258106
    >>4258081
    Could work.
    It is here and ready.
    >> Xom 04/12/09(Sun)05:02 No.4258112
    >>4258081
    AHAHAHAAAHAAHAA!

    Excellent idea! I, for one, fully support this!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:02 No.4258114
    >>4258081
    We aren't going there for good reason.

    Cultist's mom however....
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 04/12/09(Sun)05:02 No.4258115
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    >>4258097
    >>4258091
    >>4258076

    you all know there is no way he would make it that easy, and no *smart* Djinn would take a summoned body, they disappear after a time.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:02 No.4258116
    I still say we should take a death row prisoner off of Beardbeard's hands. Mouintainhome HAD to have some before its conquest.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:04 No.4258122
    >>4258115
    Doesn't matter. Neither Aldwin nor Cultist would ever agree to having the baby offered to..something we're not entirely sure is a djinn.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:04 No.4258123
    >>4258112
    Xom is amused. Maybe he'll bless us with twins!

    WHAT THEN HUH?!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:04 No.4258125
    >>4258116
    Somehow, I doubt Beardbeard has upheld law and order.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)05:04 No.4258129
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    >Summon something sentient
    Aldwin activates HEART OF THE CARDS!
    Top 5: The Repulsive, The Hive, The Troll, The Nemesis, and The Vermin.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:04 No.4258130
    >>4258115

    Well, the idea of summoning is that we are pulling the creature from somewhere else in the world. If he takes the body, it will disappear after sometime, but it will just return to the place it originally came from, and that wouldn't prevent the Djinn from continuing inhabiting it.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:05 No.4258137
    >>4258129

    Troll is probably the best bet here.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:06 No.4258151
    >>4258129
    Uh...What was The Nemesis again?

    Anyway, the Troll should work I guess. Ask the "djinn" if the troll would work.
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    Oh, and inb4 you do it but then everyone has a massive hissy fit and the wish is wasted on getting the baby back.

    That would not be amusing.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:07 No.4258158
    NEMESIS! Summon Finlay!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:08 No.4258170
    Lets see if the troll works.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:08 No.4258172
    >>4258129
    The nemesis.

    WHAT COULD GO WRONG?!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:09 No.4258175
    I insist in looking for bandits, murderers, or any other scum whose death wouldn't have any negative effect on our Alignment.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:09 No.4258177
    >>4258158
    >>4258153

    Hmmm. Troll would be safest, but having Finlay inhabited by a Djinn or possibly a death god would be pretty badass.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)05:09 No.4258182
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    >>4258151
    >Offer troll
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:10 No.4258190
    The Nemesis. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT.

    This'll be fun guys really.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:10 No.4258194
    >>4258190
    Just like the fun way Kav got chewed to bits last time, right? Fuck you and all the rest - Don't summon the Nemesis!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:12 No.4258209
    >>4258194
    I'm not any of the people who said to do the shit that led up to that, and I facepalm'd when it happened. This doesn't seem like it will end in horrible death for everyone involved to me.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 04/12/09(Sun)05:13 No.4258216
    >>4258194
    dun worry, it's shuffled into the deck again now. not a choice anymore
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)05:14 No.4258218
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    Troll destroyed!

    "D-d-do not-t-t in-in-insult mmmm-me w-w-with t-t-temporar-ar-ary b-b-bod-dies. I-i-i will w-wait f-for nnnn-ninet-teen hou-ors f-f-for a bod-d-dy."
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:15 No.4258220
    >>4258218
    Huh. I guess the troll doesn't work then. Fine, go consult Beardbeard on this!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:15 No.4258225
    >>4258218

    Whelp, off to the nearest Not-City-Of-The-Dead
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:15 No.4258228
    >>4258218
    DAMN! OK, LOOK FOR CRIMINAL SCUM!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:15 No.4258229
    >>4258218
    So uh...your face turns red when you're angry? That's cool.

    What happens to the soul in the body?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:16 No.4258230
    Ok since it's obvious we can't figure something out ourselves - Ask what Cultist thinks about all of this and if she has any suggestions.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:16 No.4258237
    >>4258218

    Go back to the temple and ask you old Calavera friend directions for the nearest place to find alive folks.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:17 No.4258240
    >>4258218
    Dig up a corpse, freshen it with some makeup, then be all like "hey this is my great buddy, er, John!" Use some ventriloquism, then get the hell outta Dodge before he realises!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:18 No.4258246
    >>4258218
    Punch him on the eye to establish superiority!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:18 No.4258247
    1.Ask him witch god this guy follows.
    2.Get one of the followers of this god.
    3.?????????
    4. Goldmoon!

    Or a follower of xantos
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:19 No.4258252
    All we need to do is find someone who's willing to be possessed. It can't be that hard.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:19 No.4258255
    >>4258218

    Before we go, remember to give the map back to Benben! He's a cool guy.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:20 No.4258259
    >>4258228
    CRIMINAL SCUM, eh?
    ... I might know a guy...
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:23 No.4258274
    I believe the thread is avtosaging.

    Also, it can't be hard to find criminals in an organisation of assassins. Or in Kav's gangs, considering she now runs the entire crime scene in Eridia and the South Sea. But that would be metagaming.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:23 No.4258275
    >>4258218
    >nnnn-ninet-teen hou-ors
    Ok where in the hell are we in relation to the places we have been to before.
    Remember we teleported out here walking back might take a huge amount of time.
    Also why would there be robbers in a graveyard?
    Sure you might find some old treasure or such but every other grave will house some monster that’ll attack you.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)05:24 No.4258282
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    >>4258220
    Beardbeard is 100 miles East. Far too long a walk for this 19 hour time limit. That'd take over a week to walk!

    >>4258228
    Aldwin has no idea where to start looking for them, but CRIMINAL SCUM seems a good idea. And leaving the city of the dead seems a good start for finding someone alive.

    >>4258237
    You ask good ol' Reaper where you might find some livers.

    "Hey hey hey, buddy, you seem to have someone new in your entourage! Whatcha need? Oh, some livers? Some CRIMINAL livers? Eeeeheheehee, I gotcha covered. Head south, you'll find a fort ona hill. Buncha grave robbers live there; I'd owe ya a pretty penny if you gave 'em a spot o' trouble."

    >>4258255
    On your way out, you return the map to Benben.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:24 No.4258284
    >>4258275
    >Also why would there be robbers in a graveyard?
    HEERP DURRP
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:26 No.4258292
    >>4258282
    Tell him you'll kill them all, and not just one, for some advice on how to kill a zombie. Details of the zombie pending until after the transaction (beatdown).
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:26 No.4258296
    >>4258282

    Now we're talking, let's mete out some justice and save Goldmoon!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:27 No.4258300
    >>4258292
    We dont want to kill them all.
    We need one alive.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:28 No.4258303
    >>4258300
    not just should have been 'just not'
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:28 No.4258305
    >>4258282
    Fuck yeah! Let's storm the bandit fortress!...Ask Coco if she wants to come.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/12/09(Sun)05:32 No.4258322
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    >>4258301
    >JUSTICE!
    Time to go take out same baddies.

    >>4258305
    Coco seems to be stuck to you two like glue.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:34 No.4258332
    >>4258322
    Can Coco do some high-level mass-destruction magic?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:34 No.4258333
    >>4258322
    Summon a group of monsters and CHARGE!
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 04/12/09(Sun)05:35 No.4258340
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:36 No.4258352
    >>4258340
    Sshh!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:36 No.4258353
    >>4258333
    No, even better. Summon a group of monsters (preferably without summoning the Nemesis) and then have Cultist buff them (or at least try to) with some mutations. THEN charge!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:38 No.4258357
    >>4258322

    It we're getting ourselves in a fight, it would be a good time to see Coco's ability card.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:38 No.4258359
    >>4258322
    Ask Coco to use his Paralyzing Touch on one of the robbers when we get in there so we can drag him back to the Djinn.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:38 No.4258366
    If this session ends without Goldmoon coming back to life, I'm going to kill this guy: >>4257924
    >> Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)05:39 No.4258369
    >>4258366
    I'll help!

    And yes, ask Coco to paralyze one of the bandits.
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    New thread: >>4258370



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