finally

No one will be spared, not even the children. Especially not the children.

>>4259103

>>4259131
fucking children

>>4259162
Yes, There will be some of that.

You could say...Metalocalypse?

Get 'im Ladz

>>4259103
counts as dreadnought

Fire-breathing trolls?! Who makes fire breathing trolls? That's just something you don't mess with!

I am the dungeon master, and that does give me the power to do that. Now if we can just get on with the game...

Murderface is right. That's a dick move right there.

Yeah, that's a TOTAL dick move. You shouldn't- shouldn't do that kind of stuff.

I knew he couldn't be trusted. I just knew it.

This thread is blacker than the blackest black, times infinity.

CAN WE PLAY SUM DARK HERESY AFTER THIS?

I do cooooooocaaaaaainnnneeeee.

hEY guys, can Doctor Rockzo puh-puh-puh play too?

>>4259224
>>4259234
Cokemind....

>>4259224
You cans plays Doomrider.

Nathan / Black Legion
Murderface / Death Guard
Pickles / Alpha Legion
Toki / World Eaters
Skwisgar / Emperor's Children

Gentlemen, it seems that Dethklok is having DM issues. Here is our expert on player conflicts, Steve Jackson.

But what could Dethklok be doing playing tabletop games?

Sir I recommend a series of surgical strikes, We must take out Dethklok once, And for all!

Ok, imagine this: The players and the dungeon master. They are like two forces, constantly exchanging power, working together to create a beautiful storyline, something wonderful- something powerful. When there is friction, power begins to gather up between them, building and building into an explosion of rage that will no doubt become the most brutal ragequit the world has ever seen.

>>4259224
>>4259234

>>4259273
Thank you Mr. Jackson.

Gentlemen, I feel that it is once again time for the Purple Alert.

Not this [riff] again.

After defeating the trolls, you proceed further into the temple. You come across a dark-armoured knight kneeling in front of a blasphemous holy symbol that stands upon a pedestal. The wizard did mention that the portal may be guarded by things other than wandering monsters. What do you do?

>>4259352
I, uh, plays a solo at hims?

[DM] Alright, I assume you're using Curse Song. Roll damage.

rolled 4, 10, 1 = 15

>>4259397

[DM] Your curse song is very effective and the knight seems terribly wounded, but has not yet fallen. Roll initiative.

[Some rolls happen, etc.]

I casts acid ray!

'ts pretty obvious what I want to do.

>get on with the game...
>with the game...
>the game...

>>4259451

Wow...I...must admit that I wasn't expecting so many 20's in a row. Here's what happens.

[That's it for now I'm afraid. Please archive if you think it's worthy. Here's a link to the previous thread a while ago: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4102739/ ]

metalocalypse D&D - nice

archiving

>>4259570
No! I order you to keep going! Your Dark Lord COMMANDS it!!

>>4259598
And make me a sandwich!

I'd like to but I just got back home from my night shift job and today's game day...I gotta get at least a few hours of shuteye. But who knows, if I have trouble sleeping I might just come back on and pull and all-nighter (morninger?)

>>4259625
I call it a "dayer", myself.

>>4259625

Brilliant performance, once again Xom

LOOKING FORWARD FOR FUCKING MORE EMPEROR DAMN THEE FOR STOPPING NOW

[It seems I can't fall asleep. Shit...well, this means I'll go on for a bit. Too bad a whole chunk of the...err...'story' in between this session and the first is missing. It seems it happened at a time when no anon who was interested in it was online. It involved the gang getting their quest and Pickles slipping into a drunken stupor filled with hallucinations. Ah well. Brb, breakfast.]

Woah! Hold on now there! 'Invisibility'? That's on my spells list? How come nobody ever told me?

Well pickles, you are an illusionist. That's the sort of thing they do...illusions. And might I note that you should really keep track of your own spells and what they are capable-

Can I cast it now? I want to cast it now. I'm casting it!

After a brief incantation, Pickles fades out of sight completely.

Wait, Pickles! You're invisible! I totally can't see you!

Yeah! I know! It totally rocks! See I didn't even know I could do that!

I wants to becomes invisibles too!

Well, Toki, you didn't take the spell, and your racial spell-like abilities don't consist of anything like that...

It's always the rules with you, isn't it? Robot.

Skwisgaar: Yeah, it doesn'ts allows for immersive gameplay of any kinds.

Pickles: Can we just get on with the game?

Im so imagining all this

I see. Well, since you haven't used any of your spells yet, I could allow you to take invisibility in place of one of them.

That's right...


robot.

[Shit, stopped namefagging for a few moments there.]

Hey! It says I have a familiar! I know what I'm pickin'. Only the most metal animal ever!

>>4260376
That's not a pangolin. Your argument is invalid.

That's not really in the...

*sigh*

Alright. A lobster familiar. You got it.

[I must go now gents. I have sum homebrew to play. If this thing's still not dead by the time I'm back, I'll totally continue.]

Thanks for hanging on for the ride. I hope you guys like reading these as much as I like making this shit up as I go along. Also can someone update the archive? Xommers does not an archivist make. I rolled one up once, but never got to play him.

sir...this just made my day

god I could hear it all being said in there voices too....

this is a truly great thread

lets archive this

Awesomeness abounds.

No, let's just keep this alive until Xom comes back

>>4259103
Off topic but this reminds me
I have this FW Dreadnought for my iron warriors
Lost the head somewhere...anyone have any good ideas for something I can use as a replacement?
Let a friend have it so they could spray it down with boltgun metal and the fuck lost the head

>>4261958
Try some heads off of the possessed sprue
Or better yet, find a badass helmet from A Warriors of Chaos Fantasy sprue
Might look better than the regular head