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    22 KB Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)00:43 No.4322047  
    ITT: Fun or joke magical items suitable for level 1 characters.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)00:58 No.4322074
    Hat of holding.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)00:58 No.4322077
    How bout something providing half a rank in all class skills that are usable untrained?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)00:59 No.4322080
    Hat of holding
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)01:01 No.4322095
    Cursed socks.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)01:05 No.4322110
    Monocle of High Society
    >> Marquis de cremefraiche 04/19/09(Sun)01:13 No.4322119
    Glasses of Seeing
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)01:23 No.4322131
    Goggles of Do Nothing

    Vial of Silver Dragon Semen

    Hats of Gate: These two hats hold each hold a tiny Gate spell that opens inside the other hat. Anything placed in one hat comes out the other. Might be useful to get messages across distances. They come in many styles, but are always mismatched (one's neat, the other's sloppy, this one's white and it's pair is maroon with green spots, ect.)

    Amulet of Communicate with Animals: Works as the spell, but renders the wearer incapable of speaking only in barks, yips, hisses, purrs, and roars for as long as it is worn.

    Tankard Of Frosty Beverage: Thanks to Purify Food & Drink and Prestidigitation, this mug cleans any liquid poured into it and makes it taste & smell like a cold beer. The appearance and viscosity of the liquid does not change, however, so raw sewage will still look like raw sewage despite being safe to drink.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)01:46 No.4322143
    Toothbrush of Pestilence.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)01:53 No.4322149
    Gloves of Impeccable Calligraphy

    Always a pair for whoever decides to draw a map.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:20 No.4322164
    Ring of light.
    A failed ring of feather fall which, if dropped, drifts slowly to the ground, and can be carried away with a breeze.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:22 No.4322177

    Glasses of "True Seeing": A pair of spectacles made by a paranoid wizard that, when looked through, show innumerable dangers that cannot be seen when removed. Whoever puts them on has to make a will save to disbelieve all the things they just saw, which was never actually there at all.
    >> Merle !ApPkmtJbAE 04/19/09(Sun)02:22 No.4322187

    Hats of Gate would be horrendously overpowered for a creative set of players...haven't you ever played Portal?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:24 No.4322198
    High Tops of Boogy

    Automatic success to all dance rolls

    Glasses of Slightly Blurred Sight

    'nuff said.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:32 No.4322233
    Sfx's Belt
    Created by the gnomish artificer Sfxington Garbottle, attacks made my the wearer are accompanied by loud noises such as BAM, POW, SLASH, and TOUCHE. Also, once per round as a free action before making an attack, the wearer can tap the belt buckle to make it say a random phrase.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:38 No.4323852
    Any ideas for some actually useless items which have selling points?
    I was thinking of including a shady merchant who pitches things to the party that are clearly magical, but they don't work as expected.
    >> Jeric 04/19/09(Sun)05:39 No.4323870
    rolled 4, 2, 5, 2 = 13

    Oh. come on! The High Tops of Boogy have incredible value and even greater use!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:41 No.4323879
    Ring of disfiguirement. Any melee strike causes an extremly long lasting, ugly to look upon sore that muddles features. It also smells horrible.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:42 No.4323902
    Shoes of Enlargement

    Cause the wearer's feet to grow 2 shoes sizes bigger when worn. Effect leaves when removed.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:44 No.4323920
    Noodle wand

    Touch to a handful of raw pasta and they will instantly cook. Touch again, and the noodles dry again.
    >> TheDeathMerchant 04/19/09(Sun)05:45 No.4323931
    "Ring of the Den Mother"

    on activation, turning wearer into a dire bear.

    a female dire bear

    a menstruating, female dire bear.

    this causes nearby male dire bears to come looking for a chance to mate.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:45 No.4323943
    Handy Handkerchief

    Sneeze or blow your nose in it, and it will stay clean. However, it leaves a strange, rancid smell in the air when used.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:47 No.4323967
    The Farmer's Helper

    A magical pitchfork that, when used to lift a reasonable-sized pile of hay or other grass, will make the pile seem weightless. Reasonable-sized is up to the discretion of the pitchfork.
    >> BloodVex 04/19/09(Sun)05:47 No.4323969
    My DM came up with a good one; a ring of friend shield. We found it in a discount magic shop.

    It was a disguised ring of dimension door that would teleport a random ally in front of you to meatshield an oncoming attack.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:48 No.4323973
    Stick of Poking
    >> HS 04/19/09(Sun)05:49 No.4323982
    Jeric! What are you doing here? You have a country to run!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:51 No.4324004
    Mystical Yellow Ball

    Appears to be a normal yellow rubber ball, but when thrown or dropped, will bounce exactly 10 feet straight up, regardless of the angle thrown or the speed or distance at which the user threw it. Furthermore, it bounces only once before settling to the ground when it lands the second time.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:52 No.4324016

    A magical staff that always stands perpendicular to the ground when put own.

    A ring that magnifies anything seen through the, well, ring, 20 times.

    An arrow that leaves a rainbow in its wake every time it's fired.

    A primitive guitar cursed with the sound of thunder permeating anything played through it.

    A bludgeon that activates the pleasure centres of the body.

    A helmet that speaks to the wearer. Bonus points if it is rude.

    A sword that mirrors the visage of the family of the last foe slain in its brilliant blade.

    Gloves with a mind of their own.

    That's all I got, Anon.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:53 No.4324028
    Broken Mirror

    A small hand mirror that will always repair itself no matter how much damage is done to it, save for a hairline crack which runs across the center of its face. Destroying the mirror will see it returned to the user in an out of sight place on his/her person, reassembled and crack intact, one hour later.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:55 No.4324051
    Spinning Bottle

    An ordinary bottle that, when spun, will continue to spin in place until physically stopped by the hand that spun it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:56 No.4324054
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    Giant Junk Pants
    Ring of Summon BBEG
    Wand of 'Itch in a spot you can't reach'
    Rod of Power Word 'Soap'
    +1 Adamantine Shoval
    Staff of 'Summon Bee'
    Ring of Snakes That Bite Only You
    Codpiece of Holding
    +5 Curled Mustache
    Planer Glue
    Ring of Metagaming
    +1 Wooden Sword of Splinters
    Halfling Hair Rug
    Loli In A Bag
    Thong of Stiffening
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:58 No.4324066
    Trickster's Coin

    An ordinary looking gold coin that will always land on its side edge when flipped. When it is flipped, while it spins in the air, a faint high-pitched whistling sound can be heard emanating from the coin.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:00 No.4324083

    Thats all ive got for mundane but fun magical items. I'm heading to bed, hope these help OP.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:04 No.4324129
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    I've been waiting.

    For this moment.

    For all my life.

    Hold on....
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:09 No.4324172
    >Loli In A Bag

    I'll take six!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:11 No.4324180
    >Ring of Summon BBEG

    Cast fly
    Fly as high as possible.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:15 No.4324218

    OH GOD
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:17 No.4324232

    But what if the BBEG is a dragon? Or some other thing with wings? Or can fly through other means? What do you do then?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:17 No.4324236

    Except it's usually a quest item for epic level Lolicons, not level 1 beginners.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:17 No.4324237
    Chuckle nervously, run.
    >> Jon_Bigthunder 04/19/09(Sun)06:19 No.4324245
    >+1 Adamantine Shovel
    More dangerous than you think.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:21 No.4324265
    Extreme utility at a handy price.

    Also, Cursed Item. The Ever-Oiled Rope
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:22 No.4324274
    "Are there any wards under the fortress?"


    "Great! I tunnel under and undermine the foundations."
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:23 No.4324283
    Great for Bond traps, mate.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:24 No.4324292
    An unassuming small statue that says "Pick Me Up"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)09:23 No.4325135
    mine is a wooden set of flatware, the fork of stabbing can't penatrate through organics. the spoon of digging can't hold food products [acts as a shovel] (one sq foot per turn through any density)
    the knife of cutting (can only cut liquids)
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)09:51 No.4325280
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)10:04 No.4325332
    crotchplate of testicular fortitude

    +10 on all fort. saves against testicular based attacks
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)10:12 No.4325363
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    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)10:17 No.4325392
    i'll dig through your throat and cut off the bloodstream. now I don't even need the fork
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)10:17 No.4325397
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)10:17 No.4325398
    Bag of infinite Gelato.
    >> Lijah Cuu 04/19/09(Sun)14:56 No.4327103
    Eyepatch of Temporary Regeneration - When placed over a damaged/destroyed eye, will quickly repair any/all damage. However, if the Eyepatch of Temporary Regeneration is removed, the injury quickly returns.

    The For-Sale Sign of Intense Interest - If you hold the FSSoII outdoors, you will be approached by anyone within eyesight to see what you are selling.

    The Choker of Choking - A magical necklace that will cause the wearer intense discomfort of the esophagus, forcing coughing, wheezing, eye watering, etc until removed.

    The Belt of Slimming - Tightening the belt causes the wearer's hips to shrink accordingly - best used w/ the Girdle of Slimming.

    The Codpiece of Potency - Wearing the CoP gives the bearer 100% certainty of impregnating target after sexual relations - only works while worn, however if pregnancy is achieved, it will remain for term.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)15:01 No.4327129
    Cup of No Spilling
    >> TheDeathMerchant 04/19/09(Sun)15:03 No.4327142
    "Emeril's Lunchpail of Culinary Delights"

    DAILY: open lunch pail - roll d20

    on 1: Vorpal Squid - DC 25 reflex, On fail: squid grapples, DC 30 STR check, On fail: squid decapitates

    2-19: party eats, recovering encounter powers and hp

    on 20: party feasts, recovering all powers and HP
    >> Predicate !!m4E9MrDy1RY 04/19/09(Sun)15:11 No.4327196
    >High Tops of Boogy

    Oh god, my Fighter/Rogue/Dervish would wreak absolute destruction upon whatever he saw with those.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)15:35 No.4327393
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    Scroll of Flesh to Cake
    Boots of holding
    Belt of gnome's strength
    +3 sword of summon rust monster
    Goggles of /d/isturbing vision
    Earplugs of sound amplification (painfully so)
    Scroll of summon jello golem
    Ring of infinite washes
    'discount' adamantine warhammer (is really just tin with a high probability of breaking)
    Orb of summon disco lord
    Mask of dwarven hospitality (irresistable urge to be a condescending prick to everyone, doubly so for elves)
    Rod of summon lemon elemental
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)16:31 No.4327779
    Necklace of the Gecko
    The wearer's tongue grows disturbingly long and becomes semi-prehensile
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)16:35 No.4327803
    When life gives you lemon elementals...
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)16:38 No.4327822
    Oddly, this artifact is commonly found in Amazon encampments and some higher-class brothels.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)16:38 No.4327824
    sage for people making items in 4rry editions standard.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)16:39 No.4327833
    >Summon Disco Lord
    Someone stat this.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)16:42 No.4327862
    99% of these items are actually very useful in some situations.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)16:44 No.4327876
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)16:46 No.4327889
    scroll of remembering:
    This often yellowish scroll shows you one thing that you that you should've remembered and has a tendency to stick on materials upon which you leave it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)16:47 No.4327900
    Ring of 1 Million Steves, Whenever you meet someone or talk to them they just assume or remember your name as Steve

    "Aren't you Steve, no...I could have sworn, oh well"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)16:49 No.4327920

    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)16:51 No.4327931

    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)16:54 No.4327945

    sage for THAC0
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)16:57 No.4327960
    age for sage
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)16:57 No.4327969
    Sage for the cancer that is killing /tg/
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)16:58 No.4327974
    rage for sagefags
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)17:02 No.4328002
    A ring that when worn provides -4 to your Armour Class. They're all over the place, with various potentcy. Apparently they were really great a few editions ago.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)17:04 No.4328016

    hey, i know module where it is a blessing!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)17:08 No.4328048
    ear ring of ear-ing.

    Most people hear hearing for some reason. You are compelled to get more earings
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)17:09 No.4328057
    Journal of Epic Journeys: Only writes down information important to the plot.
    Magic Bag: Anything inserted into the bag is immune to disease. But it is only 8" long.
    iLute: A lute that plays itself. No more annoyingly charismatic bards needed.
    Cheaters dice: Rolls 7 7/36 of the time.
    Neverburning torch: Like an everburning torch, except instead of continually giving off light it continually gives off heat.
    Boots of Tapdancing: +10 skill check in tapdancing.
    Greaves of Dragon Resistance: Repels dragons. Only works until 5th level.

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