Fuck year.

might be a bad night for questing gnome...

Garrelf has just destroyed the Lamp of Light - only 5 more leylines remain. As the drunken old man had predicted, destroying the lamp stopped the fire elemental guardians. It was a good thing too - they had the two of you on the ropes. Arialla seems to be in poor shape, and Garrelf has seen better times.

Satan congratulates you on your success. "Hey, congratulations on your success, Garrelf! As per the contract, you've got two weeks vacation. Have fun, and try to get started on the next one before the Geas suddenly kicks in again."

As per the contract, you now have 2 weeks before the Geas sets in once more. What Satan will end up doing with this new Leyline is a mistery, but you don't remember much happening when he got the tree of life, so... eh.

>>4322114
I'm patient, and willing to try.

>>4322123
Ask Satan where the nearest place to recuperate Arialla is. A dead queen is a useless queen.

I'm not finding the precursor to this thread, either on current /tg/ or in the archives.

HAS A DORF QUEST BEEN LOST FOREVER TO THE DDOS ATTACK?

Also, does Satan give us any pay for doing this? Or free healing? We can't really do anything if we're mostly dead.

>>4322102

tl;dr version of what happened while we were not in control of Garrelf?

And where the hell are we?

Also, all purpose general command applicable to everything, LOOT.

We need to get healed. Our ultimate quest is to bring down Beardbeard, and to do that we will need an army. I feel this coincides with regaining royalty, so we need money. Can we shadow teleport into a bank and steal the gold?

>>4322123

LOOT AND PILLAGE THE PLACE

Also, search for friendly healer.

>>4322140
We'll destroy those Leylines first: I'm sure Satan will be more than willing to help us afterwards.

Hoo, boy, with all these powerful villain protagonists, it looks like this world's heading into Crapsack no matter what we do.

>>4322148

As long as you're not an elf, I think Beatfbeard will leave you in peace.. Not much of a villain in my opinion, just a force of nature you can direct. And while we are in control of him, we can direct him to do something beneficial!

For a given value of beneficial of course.

see to Queen Arialla's well being in as compassaionate a manner as we are able, also, give her a hug.

Goddamn DDOS

>>4322134

I was just made aware of the fact that there may NOT have been a precursor session in which we controlled Garelf as he destroyed the lamp. If that is so, then disregard my previous post about a dorf quest being lost.

The attack may still have fucked up everything for tonight, though.

>>4322148

I guess Garrelf is the lesser of two evils?

>>4322129
>Heal plox?
"I've got a temple just down the road from here. Show 'em that contract we've got, and they'll fix you right up."

>>4322134
This is the first thread of the evening.

>>4322137
>Tl;dr?
Garrelf went on an ADVENTURE and destroyed one of the Leylines - the Lamp of Light. What this will do for Satan is unknown. You found it in the city of Liam, approximately 80 miles East of the main world map. Thanks to Arialla's Teleportation power, travel is very easy for the two of you.

>>4322145
>Loot and pillage!
There really isn't much here - the fire elementals destroyed any valuables long ago.

>>4322188

Hehe Mace is awesome

>>4322209

Get to healing, I guess.

>>4322213
I agree full heartedly.

>>4322209

Get healed, then we should start looking for: a) some place to acquire cash b) another leyline

>>4322213
Oh god that is hilarious.

>>4322223
To the temple!

>>4322209
If the fire elementals destroyed everything here, maybe we can go get some praise from the locals for wiping them out? After healing in case they have a problem with helping Satan wipe out leylines, of course.

>>4322213
I imagine the extra limbs would offer intersting... possibilities.

>>4322243

This had better not end up like a Legend Of Zelda temple. Four hours fighting, and the METAL BOX puzzles... OH GOD!

As you leave, their is a blinding flash of light up in the sky!

>>4322243
Oops, forgot Garrelf's ponytail.

>>4322277
>lantern
>sudden light
Related?

>>4322277

That light's probably just Satan messing with the fabric of reality

>>4322278
Sure. Except this time it's EVIL DEMONIC BLACK LIGHT!

Sunbeard is no more.

>>4322294

>>4322294

... Ok, not cool man, not cool

>>4322294
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FEILD TOO LONG

Well, shit. That can't be good.

... Go get healed, anyway.

Something strange is happening - likely after effects of Satan rearranging reality.

>>4322303
Our former dorf friend is going to go batshit crazier.

WAR BETWEEN ELVES AND DORFS ENSUES

>>4322309

This, maybe Satan is just making him into a demonic dorf sun who burns with the fury of a thousand Sunbeards

>>4322294
Eh, I'm not worried. I'm sure Satan's version will be much better... I think.

...

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW I MISS SUNBEARD

>>4322312
Ask Satan what's going on.

Wasn't Arialla supposed to be of good alignment? How can she let someone do this kind of evil shit, even if it's her lover doing it?

>>4322327

Good is relative, I mean, Satan is the god of elves, so helping him is very good from an elf's point of view, right?

Sundemon introduces himself to the universe.

>>4322332
Does that mean we might get some kind of Elfsun to replace the dethroned Sunbeard?

>>4322337

Oh god I lol'd

Anyways, let's get healed

>>4322337
...?

>>4322337
MARIO WILL STOMP J00!

Continue to temple

>>4322337
You did NOT just replace a dwarf with some shitty demon.

YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT.

Oh sure, Garrelf might not care. But if Beardbeard doesn't have like thirty to forty people studying WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED, heads will roll.

>>4322337
War between elves and dorfs confirmed. This is what Nemelex is so pissed at beardbeard for.

>>4322337
Angry sun?

Uh oh...

>>4322337

Oh Lawd. This won't end well. Not after Sunbeard was so saportive during the fight aganst Glittergold.

Dodge sun, continue to temple

>>4322352

This was only partly his falt. Besides, Bearbeard loved Sunbeard just like any other good dorf

>>4322342
>>4322348
>Get to the damn temple already.
Aye aye captain.

The priests speak in some sort of weird, synchronized cadence. Its kinda freaky.

>>4322352
Beardbeard had so very little to do with this one...

I think this whole thing is going to become very amusing soon. With us playing both good and evil... It's like playing Chess on both sides (except less strategy and more ass-kicking).

So Gnome... How about telling us how exactly has Satan replacing Glittergold affected to the elf community? Do they still worship him, turn away in disgust, or did they ever even notice that their deity was changed?

>>4322400
>People get tossed on shoulders a lot in DQ

I lol'd.

Anyway, we should see if we can investigate where the nearest leyline is as lazily as possible, so when Geas kicks in we can just walk in and break it.

>>4322400

He did kinda get the ball rolling when he replaced Glittergold with Saten. He's the great catalist

Hug Queen Arialla

Arialla and Garrelf are now up to full capacity.

...What now? You've got two weeks before the Geas forces you to find a new leyline.

>>4322409
The average elf noticed no difference. Only his priests were really affected.

We really should take Arialla somewhere nice since she just got mauled in our fight. Ask Satan's priests if they know of any good plays or something around here.

>>4322439
Use the time to find out what Beardbeard is up to. Do whatever you can to bug and pester him without bringing too much trouble to yourself.

>>4322439
Light sexing and study in the nearest library.

Both at once if possible.

>>4322439

Let's just assume that once Satan has completed his transformation of the world, then we will be in his good graces enough to grant us a large kingdom in the world, so let's go searching for a leyline, the Box of Shadows sounds cool

>>4322439
Glittergold: Drag Garrelf to some romantic place. Try to make him love you for real.

>>4322462
Don't forget to have long talk about your relationship and where it's heading.

>>4322439
first: sex, also, get Queen Arialla's opinion on the current matters, explain to her how you are doing this, not just for personal power but to insure the continued well-being of the elven race by keepin them on the good side of the new lord of magic.

>>4322462
>Try to make him love you for real.

;_;

>>4322435
>hug

>>4322462
>Glittergold
You best have meant Arialla, boy.

>>4322462
>>4322479
Rescue his soul from darkness with LOVE!

>>4322496
>You best have meant Arialla, boy.

...Yes. Arialla.

>>4322496
Man, that's an awkward hug.

>>4322496
screw (and screw off) for 2 weeks.

>>4322496
yaknow, as we represent the voices in Garrelf's head this is true to some extent, while our proposed actions are filtered through his personality and common sense by proposing actions such as this it means that Garrelf, on some level, does actually care.

>>4322352

I assumed War was going on already, seeing as BEARDBEARD WAS SLAUGHTERING ELVES LEFT AND RIGHT, KILLED THEIR GOD, RUINED THEIR HOME, AND IS GENERALLY A DICK TOWARDS THEM.

But the feeling's mutual so eh, fuck the elves.

With SunBeard gone, Beardbeard now has valid reason to kick Garrelf's ass. Goody.

>>4322439

Need monies. Take up bounty hunting. All cities worth their salt have bounties posted on em.

>>4322462
>Drag Garrelf to romantic place

>>4322539
>Need monies. Take up bounty hunting. All cities worth their salt have bounties posted on em.
>Drag Arialla to bounty board

Garrelf is stronger.

RIP OFF CLOTHES! MOUNT HIM!

>>4322540
Garrelf: recognize in your clinical manner that this is a difficult time in some respects and as such the willing and mutual investment of some time with the Queen here will continue to insure that the power and resources that she represents will continue to be available to you. As such, go along with her and try to enjoy yourself while seeing that she does as well.

>>4322564
Make it ROMANTIC bounty hunting!

>>4322579
>>4322595
Both of these, propose to the queen the combination of desired activities, look for bounty hunting opportunities in romantic areas.

Arialla pleads that he spend some time with her, romantically.

Garrelf makes it clear that romance costs money, so this needs to be done first. If there is to be a date, then she needs to be treated like the queen she is.

>>4322636
WATCHING THE SUNSET IS FREE

LAYING UNDER SOME CLOUDS, TRYING TO SEE SHAPES IN THEM, IS FREE

WALKING IN THE FOREST, HAND TO HAND, IS FREE

TAKING A BATH IN A HOT SPRING IS FREE

MAKING LOVE IN A FLOWERBED IS FREE

MONEY DOESN'T BUY LOVE

Arialla: Make your point of view (the above stuff) clear for Garrelf.

Carry her romantically to the bounty board to prove you mean it.

>>4322668
The queen is satisfied with this explanation, and you proceed to romantically carry her to the town hall with no further issue, complaint, or supernatural intrusion, ready to inquire as to the whereabouts and prices of local bounty heads.

There seem to be three bounties up.

Rary the Wizard - wanted at 15000 Gold
Tenser the Barbarian - wanted at 8000 Gold
Bigby the Thief - wanted at 7000 Gold

>>4322680
The last thread before this one was this one: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4258370/

If you read, it should be pretty obvious how we got here.

>>4322733
Beat up Bigby, because his spells suck. Tenser's Tranformation is awesome.

>>4322733
ask her opinion on the matter.

>>4322738
>BIGBY
>REWARD: 7000 GOLD
>A pick pocket who can steal from a distance, he is renowned for his magical gloves that produce massive hands to defend himself with. His exact whereabouts are currently unknown, but he leaves a calling card before pulling any heist. Ask the mayor for details on any currently standing call cards he has left.

Do you want to pursue BIGBY?

>>4322733
Barbarian: Easiest. Since we have both a long range caster and a close range fighter, he should be peasy.

>>4322797
>who can steal from a distance

We're currently broke, so he can do nothing to us. Also, 7k will be more than enough for a nice romantic date, and there will be plenty left too.

>>4322797

Look at that smug look on his face, he's just BEGGING to have his hands broke. Go for it.

What does rary look like? I say all or nothing!

>>4322866

Seconded

Go after all three at the same time

>>4322809
You have accepted the HUNT BIGBY side quest! Garrelf and Arialla visit the mayor to inquire about Calling Cards.

It seems he currently has two out: One for the Lantern of Light, and one for the mayor's own Topaz Candelabra.

What a retarded knick-knack.

>>4322874
lantern of light. sounds suspiciously similar to lamp of light.

>>4322874

Oops. Well, at least we won't have to decide where to wait for the chuckle fuck. Wait at the mayor's house, and if he decides to bring up the Lantern of Light for some reason, rub it in his face that you broke it.

Can we take a trip to the inn to see anyone is willing to join us for free? We need some henchmen to order about.

>>4322866
>Rary the Ultimate Wizard
>Reward: 15000 GOLD
>Wanted for the destruction of multiple cities, for rewriting the fabric of reality, for the unwilling transmutation of others, for dining and dashing, and for inciting the God Wars. Approach at your own peril.

>>4322928

...Is he a follower of Xom, by any chance? Just curious.

>>4322928
Yeah... No. Let's stick with Bigby.

Gnome, question. How many quests do we have going at this point? We got dorfquest, Garelfquest, Aldwinquest, and Kavquest. Did I miss any?

>>4322928
>dining and dashing
THE FIEND! I say we take him down as well, while we're at it.

>>4322954
This. It's people like him that are killing the restaurant business.

Whatever we do, we need to take down Bigby first. Otherwise he might steal the bounties we got from the other two.

>>4322947
No, that is all of them. But its more accurate to say those are the four Playable Characters in Dorf Quest, rather than counting them all as separate quests.

>>4322942
>>4323006

Garrelf decides to stick to Bigby for now. Rary can come later.

And so now we play the waiting game...

>>4323013
Arialla: Do something naughty and fairly inappropriate to help keep Garrelf awake.

>>4323013
Hell yes! Wait the shit out of Bigby! Wait so hard he doesn't know what hit him!

>>4323013
I'm not sure if I am the only one getting this vib, but it seems like Garrelf is... conflicted. He is currently lacking emotion, yes? But it seems like a part of him that used to be emotional wants to be in love.

...of course, most likely, MORE parts of him would want to be fucking creepy, so who knows.

>>4323013

We should use shadow magic or something to become the candelabra's shadow and surprise him.

>>4323015
>help keep Garrelf awake.
Garrelf is surprised, but does not attempt to stop you.

>>4322928
"rewriting the fabric of reality ...God Wars...peril."
Someone that powerful is likely to show up at some point, given our current work for Satan. We should recruit/eliminate him before Beardbeard has a chance to get Bigby on his side.

>>4323035
Blow like the motherfucking fist of the north star!

>>4323035

Oh my...

>>4323035
(you lied to me, gnome :D, the end of aldwinquest didn't help me one bit)

um. did anyone ever ask if the Lust card had a time limit on it?

secondly, does anyone care?

>>4323035
Ha ha ha, oh wow

>>4323035
Y'know, if you go all the way through, you'll end up exhausting him and making him sleep all the more. Stop at an appropriate moment so that he will remain excited and wishes to take care of this business quickly so that you may resume soon.

>>4323056
The Lust card lasted for like a few hours or so.

>>4323103
lawl

Make a spot check to see if you can notice the guy from your making-out.

>>4323103

>>4323103
ATTENTION Garrelf and Arialla! Robbery in progress!

Though if we were Beardbeard at this time, I would recommend giving him the 'one minute' finger and continue making out. But since we aren't, I won't suggest that.

>>4323103
Suggest threesome.

Quickly! throw Arialla at the thief!

>>4323134
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

...Wait, which one of you is whistling? Neither! It means there's someone else there! Aggress!

>>4323134

Bastard whistled! No way we didn't hear that!

>>4323134
use shadow magic to teleport across room into the robber's path.
-advice beardbeard-
give queen blue balls.

>>4323139
...Or not.

Hahahahaha.

>>4323046

No, Beardbeard wouln't bother. Hed'd stomp him good to keep the god figthing busness for himeself.

>>4323134

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, YOUR MONEY--I MEAN, BIGBY'S GETTING AWAY! KICK HIS ASS FIRST, THEN FUCK!

>>4323134
That sure's a laid-back thief. No hiding in shadows, no sneaky-sneaky, he didn't even use his mighty hands. He just walks in casually, picks up the stuff, and leaves.

He must be on epic levels. He needs to be avoided after all.

FIGHT HIM WITHOUT PANTS, WITH YOUR RAGING ERECTION THAT WAS JUST ABOUT TO JIZZ ITS LOAD IN A HOT ELF!

sneak-attack thief while he is distracted, finish him in a single move, continue fooling around.

pic related?

Oh well, better go to the next calling card.

Kuffing hell queen

>>4323143
>>4323147
>I heard that

The queen seems supremely embarrassed.

>>4323215
Please tell me that was just a ruse to lure him into a false sense of securit- SPRING ALL THE TRAPS YOU PUT IN HERE BEFOREHAND! CATCH THE BASTARD!

>>4323215

Show him the terror that only a half-naked Shadar-kai can deliver.

>>4323215
fukkin badass

worth high-quality version later

>>4323215
>>4323228
Yes. You must fight him... completely devoid of pants! Every time he notices this, he will get really creeped out, and give you an opening!

>>4323215

MAKE HIM REGRET INTERRUPTING YOUR MAKE OUT SESSION WITH HIS WHISTLING. Oh, and I suppose there's also the matter of that bounty on his head too.

>>4323254
>>no pants
>>an opening

uh... can we rephrase this?

>>4323254
"Hah! you can't pick poskets I DO NOT HAVE!"

A confrontation!

His magic hands against your combined might!

>>4323310

Use your combined powers to deliver a Sekiha-Love-Love-Tenkyoken on his ass!

...Wait...

>>4323310
SRW combat scene:
"WE FIGHT FOR LOVE!"
"Get out of our way."

"COMBINED BLAST."

The electrical attack disrupts the hand.

destroy beardbeard!?
WHAT DID I MISS

>>4323358

Ooh, that's one hand that's not going to be involved in anymore lonely nights....

The shadow attack disrupts his face.

Make sure hes out...

... Then continue over his body.

If he counterattacks, turn and take the brunt of it so she doesn't get hurt.

>>4323393
follow up with called shot: Crotch...from the Queen.

He turns, and the queen unhappily dismounts to take a better fighting stance.

>>4323460

>>4323460
Have Arialla provide covering fire as Garrelf closes the distance to mess up his face again. But not too much, we need to be able to identify him.

>>4323466

lol

>>4323466
"Oh wow, what hinted you? The bracers? Or maybe the black eyes? YOU'RE A GENIUS."

>>4323466

Say "No shit." and proceed to wail on his ass.

>>4323466
"Im no elf... IM GARELF!"

>>4323466
"Correct. I am a Shadar-Kai."
BLAM

>>4323498
>>4323496
>>4323494
>>4323489
wittycomebackmind.

>>4323494
"No shit."

Shadow Rush + Lightning Helix augmentation is go.

>>4323555

I hope we didn't need him alive...

>>4323555
penis

>>4323555

PWN'd.

>>4323555
loldong

He's dead Jim.

>>4323555
>>4323586

>>4323586
>>4323591

...Sonovabitch, why did I look?

>>4323594
Dance over corpse in happiness.

>>4323608

Make that FUCK over his corpse in happiness, then we're golden.

>>4323594
Dance over body in joy.

>>4323594

Turn in corpse so we can finish the date we had kind of started already. Maybe put on pants

In no particular order:
Put on pants, kiss babe, collect bounty.

>>4323594
Teabag!

>>4323594
Loot corpse, teabag, finish what you started with Arialla, collect bounty. In roughly that order.

>>4323620
>>4323608
>>4323621
>Commit unspeakable acts atop his corpse

The mayor bursts in. "I say, I heard a loud sound! Is ever-"

>>4323594
Mutilate corpse, take flesh and sell it. It is only logical.

>>4323668
We just killed a thief, man. If you really think us doing this isn't worth it, then we'll kill you. Understand? Now help us cut some flesh so we can sell it. Canibals will pay high prices.

>>4323668
>NO

Don't worry, we understand. A man can only draw so much penis a night.

>>4323668
He leaves rather quickly.

>>4323668

Nonchalantly say to the mayor "So yeah, we killed the guy that was going to steal your candelabra. When can we expect payment?"

Turning in the corpse for the reward will probably make more money than selling the flesh.

>>4323692
Get to harvesting the flesh.

>>4323722
>>4323688

>>4323717
We'll leave the face.

This thing's heading quickly into Joan Quest, where Gnome keeps taking our most ridiculous and retarded suggestions, until he's also banned for "bs posting".

We should back down. Like, NOW.

>>4323737

Agreed.

>>4323635
>Put on pants, kiss babe, collect bounty.

We will skip to after this has been accomplished. Garrelf has gained 7000 Gold!

>>4323737

I second this. It would be bad to ruin a good thing.

Return for a reward.

>>4323756
NOW head on a date!

Lets hit up a fancy ball and talk to high society people about accomplishing our quests. It works as a nice romantic date as well.

>>4323799
Maybe we can find a way to regain our royalty.

>>4323820
maybe we can take someone else's :D

>>4323820
We just need to be richer than anyone else in the elf city.

Easy: Rob everything from everyone that's richer than us!

>>4323820
Exactly. Charm enough people and we can also put a end to beardbeard as well.

>>4323772
>NOW head on a date!

>>4323838

Better idea, follow a suggestion a wise sentient sword once made: "Find a rich guy, and kill him. Find another rich guy, and kill him too! Hack and slash your way to riches, woohoo!"

>>4323848
I don't want to put an end to Beardbeard though! He did bring Garrelf back from the dead before!

>>4323861
Plus he was kinda justified in the windpipe thing. Bitch was going to leave him.

>>4323848

The Beard will not be ended so easly. He is King of ALL the dorfs in the area now.

>>4323857

Oh so dashing...

>>4323857
Holy shizznant, they clean up NICE.

>>4323881
Seriously, queen bitch totally provoked him. Not a smart thing to try and doublecross a GODSLAYER. That goes for Garrelf too.

>>4323857

So, how much did that set them back by?

>>4323857

Whoa, putin' on the ritz, there, Garelf boy. Looks good. TO THE FANCY RESTARNT!

>>4323857

Awesome.

What are our options for the date?

>>4323926
Movie and dinner. Or theatre and dinner, in such a primitive setting.

inb4 Rary appearing right in the middle of a date

PAUSE SCREEN
GARRELF SWIFTRIP, Faerie Fighter of Satan
CURRENT QUESTS: Destroy Beardbeard, Destroy Leylines, Regain Royalty

Shadowmancy: Good
Gold: 5005

STATUS: Uninjured

LEYLINES
Tree of Life: DESTROYED
Mushroom of Death: INTACT
Lamp of Light: DESTROYED
Box of Shadows: INTACT
Belt of Restraint: INTACT
Ragdoll of Freedom: INTACT
Book of Displacement: INTACT

INVENTORY:
Shadar-Kai Gauntlet
Satan Arm
Key to Hall of Liam
Pact with Satan
Queen Arialla - now includes dress up game

Party:
None

>>4323938
What? No. We're going to the ball. This is a date with supreme class.

>>4323944
And then stealing their food and disappearing. He is wanted for dining and dashing, after all.

>>4323956
2k for a dress and a suit?! Robbery!

Ending early, and started late? What a hooker that Gnome fella is.

But, ending early because the past 3 Super Happy Fun After Doodle Times have been lacking, so this time, I will be making up for that.

Throw some requests at me.

>>4323977
AFRO GARRELF!

More mace please

>>4323970
The cost of the date is included in this price tag, and Garrelf treated her like royalty.

Demon sun with a beard.

>>4323990
What happened to P's hair?

Mind if we have a glimpse of what the other characters are doing right now?

Would it be metagaming if you told us if Furious George is ever coming back?

>>4323944
Rary would make a good ally against beardbeard and his kingdom...

>>4323986

>>4324044

lol awesome. My only other desire is to see some Aldwin x Cultist tentacle lovin'

>>4323985

>>4324059
Tentacle cultist sleflove, you mean.

Aldwin, Cultist, Garelf, and Arialla performing a double Sekiha Love Love Tenkyoken on some random schmuck.

>>4323999

>>4324107

>>4324082
Hell, SRW scenes of any of the characters.

>>4324007
Beardbeard is sleeping, Kav is gathering an army, and Aldwin is carrying Goldmoon into the windmill to rest.

>>4324018
No, he is Actually Really Dead For Good This Time I Swear.

>>4324026
I just wanted to draw Rary again.

I think we should get Beardbeard a waifu, to combat Garrelf's. Obviously Garrelf will find an army to combat ours so we need a waifu. There must be a fine dorf woman in the mountainhomes we conqoured.

>>4324059

lets see how Beardbeard's Kobolds are doing!

>>4324189
Beardbeard is too damn chaotic for a waifu. He has no loyalties whatsoever to anyone - look what happened to his "friend" Garrelf - and is probably incapable of love.

>>4324201

Yay, that was totally worth staying up this late for

>>4324151
>any character

T.T

>>4324212

In Garrelf's case:

We befriended him, killed him, resurrected him and made him badass, led him to his banishment, went to a different plane to save him, then ripped off his arm and beat the shit out his wife, in that order.

Think what Beardbeard would do to a wife.

>>4324151
Although Lucid actually did do an SRW of Beardbeard. Its amazing.

>>4324252
That was all just Beardbeard's regular random stuff.

>>4324207
They're doing well.

>>4324240
>>4324253

That is very Badass. Now I want to see Garrelf, Satan, Cultist, Lily, and Aldwin. Maybe I'll get around to drawing my own versions of them at some point.

>>4324281

Do they play as the characters that regularly kill them irl?

>>4324281
Aww, what a cute neckbeard.

>>4324281

"I'm playing a Half-orc Fighter."
"How do you make a half-orc?"
"It's when an orc rubs noses with a human."
"Ohh"

>>4324155
Fuck yeah Rary. I hope sooner or later he gets into the story,

>>4324287
>Lily

I might get to the others at a later time.

>>4324360

I like the Finlay bot

>>4324360

I suppose that that list would need to also have Finlay, Furious George, and Kav on it too...

This quest has a lot of characters...

/r/ing rary dining and dashing.

>>4324461
Why the hell is Finlay on the good guy side?

>>4324408

>>4324465
Because I don't know Super Robot Wars formatting; I am miming Lucid's doodles.

Does Musclebeard have a character card?

>>4324511
Nope.

And that is all for tonight. G'night folks.

>>4324543
Woo Hoo! thanks Gnome!