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    124 KB Dorf Quest XXXIX Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)01:03 No.4322102  
    PAUSE SCREEN
    GARRELF SWIFTRIP, Faerie Fighter of Satan
    CURRENT QUESTS: Destroy Beardbeard, Destroy Leylines, Regain Royalty

    Shadowmancy: Good
    Gold: 5

    STATUS: Severely Wounded

    LEYLINES
    Tree of Life: DESTROYED
    Mushroom of Death: INTACT
    Lamp of Light: DESTROYED
    Box of Shadows: INTACT
    Belt of Restraint: INTACT
    Ragdoll of Freedom: INTACT
    Book of Displacement: INTACT

    INVENTORY:
    Shadar-Kai Gauntlet
    Satan Arm
    Key to Hall of Liam
    Pact with Satan
    Queen Arialla (needs repairs)

    Party:
    None
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)01:04 No.4322108
    Fuck year.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 04/19/09(Sun)01:09 No.4322114
    might be a bad night for questing gnome...
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)01:10 No.4322115
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    Garrelf has just destroyed the Lamp of Light - only 5 more leylines remain. As the drunken old man had predicted, destroying the lamp stopped the fire elemental guardians. It was a good thing too - they had the two of you on the ropes. Arialla seems to be in poor shape, and Garrelf has seen better times.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)01:17 No.4322123
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    Satan congratulates you on your success. "Hey, congratulations on your success, Garrelf! As per the contract, you've got two weeks vacation. Have fun, and try to get started on the next one before the Geas suddenly kicks in again."

    As per the contract, you now have 2 weeks before the Geas sets in once more. What Satan will end up doing with this new Leyline is a mistery, but you don't remember much happening when he got the tree of life, so... eh.

    >>4322114
    I'm patient, and willing to try.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)01:22 No.4322129
    >>4322123
    Ask Satan where the nearest place to recuperate Arialla is. A dead queen is a useless queen.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)01:28 No.4322134
    I'm not finding the precursor to this thread, either on current /tg/ or in the archives.

    HAS A DORF QUEST BEEN LOST FOREVER TO THE DDOS ATTACK?

    Also, does Satan give us any pay for doing this? Or free healing? We can't really do anything if we're mostly dead.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)01:36 No.4322137
    >>4322102

    tl;dr version of what happened while we were not in control of Garrelf?

    And where the hell are we?

    Also, all purpose general command applicable to everything, LOOT.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)01:40 No.4322140
    We need to get healed. Our ultimate quest is to bring down Beardbeard, and to do that we will need an army. I feel this coincides with regaining royalty, so we need money. Can we shadow teleport into a bank and steal the gold?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)01:46 No.4322145
    >>4322123

    LOOT AND PILLAGE THE PLACE

    Also, search for friendly healer.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)01:52 No.4322148
    >>4322140
    We'll destroy those Leylines first: I'm sure Satan will be more than willing to help us afterwards.

    Hoo, boy, with all these powerful villain protagonists, it looks like this world's heading into Crapsack no matter what we do.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:19 No.4322163
    >>4322148

    As long as you're not an elf, I think Beatfbeard will leave you in peace.. Not much of a villain in my opinion, just a force of nature you can direct. And while we are in control of him, we can direct him to do something beneficial!

    For a given value of beneficial of course.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:21 No.4322174
    see to Queen Arialla's well being in as compassaionate a manner as we are able, also, give her a hug.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:22 No.4322188
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    Goddamn DDOS
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:23 No.4322192
    >>4322134

    I was just made aware of the fact that there may NOT have been a precursor session in which we controlled Garelf as he destroyed the lamp. If that is so, then disregard my previous post about a dorf quest being lost.

    The attack may still have fucked up everything for tonight, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:24 No.4322197
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    >>4322148

    I guess Garrelf is the lesser of two evils?
    >> Dammit 4chan, let me post Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)02:25 No.4322209
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    >>4322129
    >Heal plox?
    "I've got a temple just down the road from here. Show 'em that contract we've got, and they'll fix you right up."

    >>4322134
    This is the first thread of the evening.

    >>4322137
    >Tl;dr?
    Garrelf went on an ADVENTURE and destroyed one of the Leylines - the Lamp of Light. What this will do for Satan is unknown. You found it in the city of Liam, approximately 80 miles East of the main world map. Thanks to Arialla's Teleportation power, travel is very easy for the two of you.

    >>4322145
    >Loot and pillage!
    There really isn't much here - the fire elementals destroyed any valuables long ago.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:25 No.4322213
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    >>4322188

    Hehe Mace is awesome
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:29 No.4322223
    >>4322209

    Get to healing, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:29 No.4322224
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    >>4322213
    I agree full heartedly.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:33 No.4322240
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    >>4322209

    Get healed, then we should start looking for: a) some place to acquire cash b) another leyline
    >> 4chan seems to be fixed for now... yay Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)02:34 No.4322243
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    >>4322213
    Oh god that is hilarious.

    >>4322223
    To the temple!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:35 No.4322250
    >>4322209
    If the fire elementals destroyed everything here, maybe we can go get some praise from the locals for wiping them out? After healing in case they have a problem with helping Satan wipe out leylines, of course.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:36 No.4322254
    >>4322213
    I imagine the extra limbs would offer intersting... possibilities.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:39 No.4322270
    >>4322243

    This had better not end up like a Legend Of Zelda temple. Four hours fighting, and the METAL BOX puzzles... OH GOD!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)02:39 No.4322277
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    As you leave, their is a blinding flash of light up in the sky!

    >>4322243
    Oops, forgot Garrelf's ponytail.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:40 No.4322278
    >>4322277
    >lantern
    >sudden light
    Related?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:41 No.4322285
    >>4322277

    That light's probably just Satan messing with the fabric of reality
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:41 No.4322288
    >>4322278
    Sure. Except this time it's EVIL DEMONIC BLACK LIGHT!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)02:42 No.4322294
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    Sunbeard is no more.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:42 No.4322296
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    >>4322294
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:43 No.4322298
    >>4322294

    ... Ok, not cool man, not cool
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:44 No.4322303
    >>4322294
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    FEILD TOO LONG
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:44 No.4322309
    Well, shit. That can't be good.

    ... Go get healed, anyway.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)02:45 No.4322312
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    Something strange is happening - likely after effects of Satan rearranging reality.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:45 No.4322313
    >>4322303
    Our former dorf friend is going to go batshit crazier.

    WAR BETWEEN ELVES AND DORFS ENSUES
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:45 No.4322316
    >>4322309

    This, maybe Satan is just making him into a demonic dorf sun who burns with the fury of a thousand Sunbeards
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:45 No.4322317
    >>4322294
    Eh, I'm not worried. I'm sure Satan's version will be much better... I think.

    ...

    BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW I MISS SUNBEARD
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:46 No.4322319
    >>4322312
    Ask Satan what's going on.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:47 No.4322327
    Wasn't Arialla supposed to be of good alignment? How can she let someone do this kind of evil shit, even if it's her lover doing it?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:48 No.4322332
    >>4322327

    Good is relative, I mean, Satan is the god of elves, so helping him is very good from an elf's point of view, right?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)02:49 No.4322337
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    Sundemon introduces himself to the universe.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:49 No.4322338
    >>4322332
    Does that mean we might get some kind of Elfsun to replace the dethroned Sunbeard?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:50 No.4322342
    >>4322337

    Oh god I lol'd

    Anyways, let's get healed
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:50 No.4322343
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    >>4322337
    ...?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:50 No.4322344
    >>4322337
    MARIO WILL STOMP J00!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:51 No.4322348
    Continue to temple
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:51 No.4322350
    >>4322337
    You did NOT just replace a dwarf with some shitty demon.

    YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT.

    Oh sure, Garrelf might not care. But if Beardbeard doesn't have like thirty to forty people studying WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED, heads will roll.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:51 No.4322352
    >>4322337
    War between elves and dorfs confirmed. This is what Nemelex is so pissed at beardbeard for.
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    >>4322337
    Angry sun?

    Uh oh...
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:54 No.4322363
    >>4322337

    Oh Lawd. This won't end well. Not after Sunbeard was so saportive during the fight aganst Glittergold.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:57 No.4322392
    Dodge sun, continue to temple
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:58 No.4322396
    >>4322352

    This was only partly his falt. Besides, Bearbeard loved Sunbeard just like any other good dorf
    >> People get tossed on shoulders a lot in DQ Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)02:58 No.4322400
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    >>4322342
    >>4322348
    >Get to the damn temple already.
    Aye aye captain.

    The priests speak in some sort of weird, synchronized cadence. Its kinda freaky.

    >>4322352
    Beardbeard had so very little to do with this one...
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)02:59 No.4322402
    I think this whole thing is going to become very amusing soon. With us playing both good and evil... It's like playing Chess on both sides (except less strategy and more ass-kicking).
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:00 No.4322409
    So Gnome... How about telling us how exactly has Satan replacing Glittergold affected to the elf community? Do they still worship him, turn away in disgust, or did they ever even notice that their deity was changed?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:02 No.4322422
    >>4322400
    >People get tossed on shoulders a lot in DQ

    I lol'd.

    Anyway, we should see if we can investigate where the nearest leyline is as lazily as possible, so when Geas kicks in we can just walk in and break it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:03 No.4322430
    >>4322400

    He did kinda get the ball rolling when he replaced Glittergold with Saten. He's the great catalist
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:05 No.4322435
    Hug Queen Arialla
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)03:05 No.4322439
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    Arialla and Garrelf are now up to full capacity.

    ...What now? You've got two weeks before the Geas forces you to find a new leyline.

    >>4322409
    The average elf noticed no difference. Only his priests were really affected.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:06 No.4322446
    We really should take Arialla somewhere nice since she just got mauled in our fight. Ask Satan's priests if they know of any good plays or something around here.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:06 No.4322447
    >>4322439
    Use the time to find out what Beardbeard is up to. Do whatever you can to bug and pester him without bringing too much trouble to yourself.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:07 No.4322453
    >>4322439
    Light sexing and study in the nearest library.

    Both at once if possible.
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    >>4322439

    Let's just assume that once Satan has completed his transformation of the world, then we will be in his good graces enough to grant us a large kingdom in the world, so let's go searching for a leyline, the Box of Shadows sounds cool
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:08 No.4322462
    >>4322439
    Glittergold: Drag Garrelf to some romantic place. Try to make him love you for real.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:09 No.4322471
    >>4322462
    Don't forget to have long talk about your relationship and where it's heading.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:09 No.4322473
    >>4322439
    first: sex, also, get Queen Arialla's opinion on the current matters, explain to her how you are doing this, not just for personal power but to insure the continued well-being of the elven race by keepin them on the good side of the new lord of magic.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:09 No.4322479
    >>4322462
    >Try to make him love you for real.

    ;_;
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)03:11 No.4322496
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    >>4322435
    >hug

    >>4322462
    >Glittergold
    You best have meant Arialla, boy.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:12 No.4322501
    >>4322462
    >>4322479
    Rescue his soul from darkness with LOVE!

    >>4322496
    >You best have meant Arialla, boy.

    ...Yes. Arialla.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:13 No.4322510
    >>4322496
    Man, that's an awkward hug.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 04/19/09(Sun)03:16 No.4322528
    >>4322496
    screw (and screw off) for 2 weeks.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:17 No.4322538
    >>4322496
    yaknow, as we represent the voices in Garrelf's head this is true to some extent, while our proposed actions are filtered through his personality and common sense by proposing actions such as this it means that Garrelf, on some level, does actually care.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:17 No.4322539
    >>4322352

    I assumed War was going on already, seeing as BEARDBEARD WAS SLAUGHTERING ELVES LEFT AND RIGHT, KILLED THEIR GOD, RUINED THEIR HOME, AND IS GENERALLY A DICK TOWARDS THEM.

    But the feeling's mutual so eh, fuck the elves.

    With SunBeard gone, Beardbeard now has valid reason to kick Garrelf's ass. Goody.

    >>4322439

    Need monies. Take up bounty hunting. All cities worth their salt have bounties posted on em.
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    >>4322462
    >Drag Garrelf to romantic place
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)03:20 No.4322564
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    >>4322539
    >Need monies. Take up bounty hunting. All cities worth their salt have bounties posted on em.
    >Drag Arialla to bounty board

    Garrelf is stronger.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:21 No.4322576
    RIP OFF CLOTHES! MOUNT HIM!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:22 No.4322579
    >>4322540
    Garrelf: recognize in your clinical manner that this is a difficult time in some respects and as such the willing and mutual investment of some time with the Queen here will continue to insure that the power and resources that she represents will continue to be available to you. As such, go along with her and try to enjoy yourself while seeing that she does as well.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:24 No.4322595
    >>4322564
    Make it ROMANTIC bounty hunting!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:27 No.4322623
    >>4322579
    >>4322595
    Both of these, propose to the queen the combination of desired activities, look for bounty hunting opportunities in romantic areas.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)03:28 No.4322636
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    Arialla pleads that he spend some time with her, romantically.

    Garrelf makes it clear that romance costs money, so this needs to be done first. If there is to be a date, then she needs to be treated like the queen she is.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:31 No.4322666
    >>4322636
    WATCHING THE SUNSET IS FREE

    LAYING UNDER SOME CLOUDS, TRYING TO SEE SHAPES IN THEM, IS FREE

    WALKING IN THE FOREST, HAND TO HAND, IS FREE

    TAKING A BATH IN A HOT SPRING IS FREE

    MAKING LOVE IN A FLOWERBED IS FREE

    MONEY DOESN'T BUY LOVE

    Arialla: Make your point of view (the above stuff) clear for Garrelf.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:31 No.4322668
    Carry her romantically to the bounty board to prove you mean it.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)03:39 No.4322733
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    >>4322668
    The queen is satisfied with this explanation, and you proceed to romantically carry her to the town hall with no further issue, complaint, or supernatural intrusion, ready to inquire as to the whereabouts and prices of local bounty heads.

    There seem to be three bounties up.

    Rary the Wizard - wanted at 15000 Gold
    Tenser the Barbarian - wanted at 8000 Gold
    Bigby the Thief - wanted at 7000 Gold

    >>4322680
    The last thread before this one was this one: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4258370/

    If you read, it should be pretty obvious how we got here.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:40 No.4322738
    >>4322733
    Beat up Bigby, because his spells suck. Tenser's Tranformation is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:43 No.4322770
    >>4322733
    ask her opinion on the matter.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)03:46 No.4322797
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    >>4322738
    >BIGBY
    >REWARD: 7000 GOLD
    >A pick pocket who can steal from a distance, he is renowned for his magical gloves that produce massive hands to defend himself with. His exact whereabouts are currently unknown, but he leaves a calling card before pulling any heist. Ask the mayor for details on any currently standing call cards he has left.

    Do you want to pursue BIGBY?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:47 No.4322801
    >>4322733
    Barbarian: Easiest. Since we have both a long range caster and a close range fighter, he should be peasy.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:48 No.4322809
    >>4322797
    >who can steal from a distance

    We're currently broke, so he can do nothing to us. Also, 7k will be more than enough for a nice romantic date, and there will be plenty left too.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:54 No.4322855
    >>4322797

    Look at that smug look on his face, he's just BEGGING to have his hands broke. Go for it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:55 No.4322866
    What does rary look like? I say all or nothing!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:56 No.4322869
    >>4322866

    Seconded
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:56 No.4322873
    Go after all three at the same time
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)03:57 No.4322874
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    >>4322809
    You have accepted the HUNT BIGBY side quest! Garrelf and Arialla visit the mayor to inquire about Calling Cards.

    It seems he currently has two out: One for the Lantern of Light, and one for the mayor's own Topaz Candelabra.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:57 No.4322882
    What a retarded knick-knack.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:59 No.4322889
    >>4322874
    lantern of light. sounds suspiciously similar to lamp of light.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)03:59 No.4322895
    >>4322874

    Oops. Well, at least we won't have to decide where to wait for the chuckle fuck. Wait at the mayor's house, and if he decides to bring up the Lantern of Light for some reason, rub it in his face that you broke it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:01 No.4322910
    Can we take a trip to the inn to see anyone is willing to join us for free? We need some henchmen to order about.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)04:02 No.4322928
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    >>4322866
    >Rary the Ultimate Wizard
    >Reward: 15000 GOLD
    >Wanted for the destruction of multiple cities, for rewriting the fabric of reality, for the unwilling transmutation of others, for dining and dashing, and for inciting the God Wars. Approach at your own peril.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:04 No.4322940
    >>4322928

    ...Is he a follower of Xom, by any chance? Just curious.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:04 No.4322942
    >>4322928
    Yeah... No. Let's stick with Bigby.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:04 No.4322947
    Gnome, question. How many quests do we have going at this point? We got dorfquest, Garelfquest, Aldwinquest, and Kavquest. Did I miss any?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:05 No.4322954
    >>4322928
    >dining and dashing
    THE FIEND! I say we take him down as well, while we're at it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:05 No.4322961
    >>4322954
    This. It's people like him that are killing the restaurant business.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:11 No.4323006
    Whatever we do, we need to take down Bigby first. Otherwise he might steal the bounties we got from the other two.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)04:12 No.4323013
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    >>4322947
    No, that is all of them. But its more accurate to say those are the four Playable Characters in Dorf Quest, rather than counting them all as separate quests.

    >>4322942
    >>4323006

    Garrelf decides to stick to Bigby for now. Rary can come later.

    And so now we play the waiting game...
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:12 No.4323015
    >>4323013
    Arialla: Do something naughty and fairly inappropriate to help keep Garrelf awake.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:13 No.4323021
    >>4323013
    Hell yes! Wait the shit out of Bigby! Wait so hard he doesn't know what hit him!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:15 No.4323032
    >>4323013
    I'm not sure if I am the only one getting this vib, but it seems like Garrelf is... conflicted. He is currently lacking emotion, yes? But it seems like a part of him that used to be emotional wants to be in love.

    ...of course, most likely, MORE parts of him would want to be fucking creepy, so who knows.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:15 No.4323034
    >>4323013

    We should use shadow magic or something to become the candelabra's shadow and surprise him.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)04:15 No.4323035
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    >>4323015
    >help keep Garrelf awake.
    Garrelf is surprised, but does not attempt to stop you.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:17 No.4323046
    >>4322928
    "rewriting the fabric of reality ...God Wars...peril."
    Someone that powerful is likely to show up at some point, given our current work for Satan. We should recruit/eliminate him before Beardbeard has a chance to get Bigby on his side.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:17 No.4323048
    >>4323035
    Blow like the motherfucking fist of the north star!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:17 No.4323053
    >>4323035

    Oh my...
    >> An logikal ninjuh !X/WncDCXNA 04/19/09(Sun)04:18 No.4323056
    >>4323035
    (you lied to me, gnome :D, the end of aldwinquest didn't help me one bit)

    um. did anyone ever ask if the Lust card had a time limit on it?

    secondly, does anyone care?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:19 No.4323066
    >>4323035
    Ha ha ha, oh wow
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:19 No.4323073
    >>4323035
    Y'know, if you go all the way through, you'll end up exhausting him and making him sleep all the more. Stop at an appropriate moment so that he will remain excited and wishes to take care of this business quickly so that you may resume soon.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:20 No.4323078
    >>4323056
    The Lust card lasted for like a few hours or so.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)04:22 No.4323103
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    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:24 No.4323117
    >>4323103
    lawl

    Make a spot check to see if you can notice the guy from your making-out.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:25 No.4323121
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    >>4323103
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:26 No.4323128
    >>4323103
    ATTENTION Garrelf and Arialla! Robbery in progress!

    Though if we were Beardbeard at this time, I would recommend giving him the 'one minute' finger and continue making out. But since we aren't, I won't suggest that.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)04:27 No.4323134
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    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:27 No.4323137
    >>4323103
    Suggest threesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:28 No.4323139
    Quickly! throw Arialla at the thief!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:28 No.4323143
    >>4323134
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    ...Wait, which one of you is whistling? Neither! It means there's someone else there! Aggress!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:28 No.4323147
    >>4323134

    Bastard whistled! No way we didn't hear that!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:28 No.4323149
    >>4323134
    use shadow magic to teleport across room into the robber's path.
    -advice beardbeard-
    give queen blue balls.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:28 No.4323150
    >>4323139
    ...Or not.

    Hahahahaha.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:28 No.4323151
    >>4323046

    No, Beardbeard wouln't bother. Hed'd stomp him good to keep the god figthing busness for himeself.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:29 No.4323152
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    >>4323134

    GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, YOUR MONEY--I MEAN, BIGBY'S GETTING AWAY! KICK HIS ASS FIRST, THEN FUCK!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:29 No.4323153
    >>4323134
    That sure's a laid-back thief. No hiding in shadows, no sneaky-sneaky, he didn't even use his mighty hands. He just walks in casually, picks up the stuff, and leaves.

    He must be on epic levels. He needs to be avoided after all.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:30 No.4323165
    FIGHT HIM WITHOUT PANTS, WITH YOUR RAGING ERECTION THAT WAS JUST ABOUT TO JIZZ ITS LOAD IN A HOT ELF!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:32 No.4323181
    sneak-attack thief while he is distracted, finish him in a single move, continue fooling around.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:32 No.4323183
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    pic related?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:33 No.4323191
    Oh well, better go to the next calling card.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:34 No.4323207
    Kuffing hell queen
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)04:35 No.4323215
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    >>4323143
    >>4323147
    >I heard that

    The queen seems supremely embarrassed.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:36 No.4323225
    >>4323215
    Please tell me that was just a ruse to lure him into a false sense of securit- SPRING ALL THE TRAPS YOU PUT IN HERE BEFOREHAND! CATCH THE BASTARD!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:36 No.4323228
    >>4323215

    Show him the terror that only a half-naked Shadar-kai can deliver.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:36 No.4323230
    >>4323215
    fukkin badass

    worth high-quality version later
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:39 No.4323254
    >>4323215
    >>4323228
    Yes. You must fight him... completely devoid of pants! Every time he notices this, he will get really creeped out, and give you an opening!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:39 No.4323256
    >>4323215

    MAKE HIM REGRET INTERRUPTING YOUR MAKE OUT SESSION WITH HIS WHISTLING. Oh, and I suppose there's also the matter of that bounty on his head too.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:41 No.4323282
    >>4323254
    >>no pants
    >>an opening

    uh... can we rephrase this?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:41 No.4323283
    >>4323254
    "Hah! you can't pick poskets I DO NOT HAVE!"
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)04:45 No.4323310
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    A confrontation!

    His magic hands against your combined might!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:46 No.4323315
    >>4323310

    Use your combined powers to deliver a Sekiha-Love-Love-Tenkyoken on his ass!

    ...Wait...
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:47 No.4323323
    >>4323310
    SRW combat scene:
    "WE FIGHT FOR LOVE!"
    "Get out of our way."

    "COMBINED BLAST."
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)04:50 No.4323358
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    The electrical attack disrupts the hand.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:51 No.4323366
    destroy beardbeard!?
    WHAT DID I MISS
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:53 No.4323383
    >>4323358

    Ooh, that's one hand that's not going to be involved in anymore lonely nights....
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)04:54 No.4323393
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    The shadow attack disrupts his face.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:59 No.4323443
    Make sure hes out...

    ... Then continue over his body.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:59 No.4323445
    If he counterattacks, turn and take the brunt of it so she doesn't get hurt.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)04:59 No.4323447
    >>4323393
    follow up with called shot: Crotch...from the Queen.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)05:00 No.4323460
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    He turns, and the queen unhappily dismounts to take a better fighting stance.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)05:00 No.4323466
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    >>4323460
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:02 No.4323478
    >>4323460
    Have Arialla provide covering fire as Garrelf closes the distance to mess up his face again. But not too much, we need to be able to identify him.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:04 No.4323485
    >>4323466

    lol
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:04 No.4323489
    >>4323466
    "Oh wow, what hinted you? The bracers? Or maybe the black eyes? YOU'RE A GENIUS."
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:04 No.4323494
    >>4323466

    Say "No shit." and proceed to wail on his ass.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:04 No.4323496
    >>4323466
    "Im no elf... IM GARELF!"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:04 No.4323498
    >>4323466
    "Correct. I am a Shadar-Kai."
    BLAM
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:05 No.4323505
    >>4323498
    >>4323496
    >>4323494
    >>4323489
    wittycomebackmind.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)05:10 No.4323555
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    >>4323494
    "No shit."

    Shadow Rush + Lightning Helix augmentation is go.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:11 No.4323572
    >>4323555

    I hope we didn't need him alive...
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:13 No.4323586
    >>4323555
    penis
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:13 No.4323590
    >>4323555

    PWN'd.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:13 No.4323591
    >>4323555
    loldong
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)05:14 No.4323594
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    He's dead Jim.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:14 No.4323595
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    >>4323555
    >>4323586
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:14 No.4323603
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    >>4323586
    >>4323591

    ...Sonovabitch, why did I look?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:15 No.4323608
    >>4323594
    Dance over corpse in happiness.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:15 No.4323620
    >>4323608

    Make that FUCK over his corpse in happiness, then we're golden.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:15 No.4323621
    >>4323594
    Dance over body in joy.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:16 No.4323629
    >>4323594

    Turn in corpse so we can finish the date we had kind of started already. Maybe put on pants
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:16 No.4323635
    In no particular order:
    Put on pants, kiss babe, collect bounty.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:17 No.4323646
    >>4323594
    Teabag!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:18 No.4323655
    >>4323594
    Loot corpse, teabag, finish what you started with Arialla, collect bounty. In roughly that order.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)05:19 No.4323668
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    >>4323620
    >>4323608
    >>4323621
    >Commit unspeakable acts atop his corpse

    The mayor bursts in. "I say, I heard a loud sound! Is ever-"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:19 No.4323670
    >>4323594
    Mutilate corpse, take flesh and sell it. It is only logical.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:21 No.4323688
    >>4323668
    We just killed a thief, man. If you really think us doing this isn't worth it, then we'll kill you. Understand? Now help us cut some flesh so we can sell it. Canibals will pay high prices.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:21 No.4323690
    >>4323668
    >NO

    Don't worry, we understand. A man can only draw so much penis a night.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)05:21 No.4323692
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    >>4323668
    He leaves rather quickly.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:23 No.4323713
    >>4323668

    Nonchalantly say to the mayor "So yeah, we killed the guy that was going to steal your candelabra. When can we expect payment?"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:23 No.4323717
    Turning in the corpse for the reward will probably make more money than selling the flesh.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:24 No.4323722
    >>4323692
    Get to harvesting the flesh.
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    >>4323722
    >>4323688
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:26 No.4323736
    >>4323717
    We'll leave the face.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:26 No.4323737
    This thing's heading quickly into Joan Quest, where Gnome keeps taking our most ridiculous and retarded suggestions, until he's also banned for "bs posting".

    We should back down. Like, NOW.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:27 No.4323746
    >>4323737

    Agreed.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)05:28 No.4323756
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    >>4323635
    >Put on pants, kiss babe, collect bounty.

    We will skip to after this has been accomplished. Garrelf has gained 7000 Gold!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:28 No.4323762
    >>4323737

    I second this. It would be bad to ruin a good thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:30 No.4323771
    Return for a reward.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:30 No.4323772
    >>4323756
    NOW head on a date!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:32 No.4323799
    Lets hit up a fancy ball and talk to high society people about accomplishing our quests. It works as a nice romantic date as well.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:34 No.4323820
    >>4323799
    Maybe we can find a way to regain our royalty.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:36 No.4323836
    >>4323820
    maybe we can take someone else's :D
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:36 No.4323838
    >>4323820
    We just need to be richer than anyone else in the elf city.

    Easy: Rob everything from everyone that's richer than us!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:38 No.4323848
    >>4323820
    Exactly. Charm enough people and we can also put a end to beardbeard as well.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)05:39 No.4323857
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    >>4323772
    >NOW head on a date!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:39 No.4323860
    >>4323838

    Better idea, follow a suggestion a wise sentient sword once made: "Find a rich guy, and kill him. Find another rich guy, and kill him too! Hack and slash your way to riches, woohoo!"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:39 No.4323861
    >>4323848
    I don't want to put an end to Beardbeard though! He did bring Garrelf back from the dead before!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:41 No.4323881
    >>4323861
    Plus he was kinda justified in the windpipe thing. Bitch was going to leave him.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:41 No.4323890
    >>4323848

    The Beard will not be ended so easly. He is King of ALL the dorfs in the area now.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:41 No.4323891
    >>4323857

    Oh so dashing...
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:42 No.4323896
    >>4323857
    Holy shizznant, they clean up NICE.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:42 No.4323903
    >>4323881
    Seriously, queen bitch totally provoked him. Not a smart thing to try and doublecross a GODSLAYER. That goes for Garrelf too.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:42 No.4323904
    >>4323857

    So, how much did that set them back by?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:43 No.4323917
    >>4323857

    Whoa, putin' on the ritz, there, Garelf boy. Looks good. TO THE FANCY RESTARNT!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:44 No.4323919
    >>4323857

    Awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:44 No.4323926
    What are our options for the date?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:45 No.4323938
    >>4323926
    Movie and dinner. Or theatre and dinner, in such a primitive setting.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:45 No.4323944
    inb4 Rary appearing right in the middle of a date
    >> Some fixes to the picture, because the minor inconsistencies bother me Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)05:46 No.4323956
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    PAUSE SCREEN
    GARRELF SWIFTRIP, Faerie Fighter of Satan
    CURRENT QUESTS: Destroy Beardbeard, Destroy Leylines, Regain Royalty

    Shadowmancy: Good
    Gold: 5005

    STATUS: Uninjured

    LEYLINES
    Tree of Life: DESTROYED
    Mushroom of Death: INTACT
    Lamp of Light: DESTROYED
    Box of Shadows: INTACT
    Belt of Restraint: INTACT
    Ragdoll of Freedom: INTACT
    Book of Displacement: INTACT

    INVENTORY:
    Shadar-Kai Gauntlet
    Satan Arm
    Key to Hall of Liam
    Pact with Satan
    Queen Arialla - now includes dress up game

    Party:
    None
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:47 No.4323960
    >>4323938
    What? No. We're going to the ball. This is a date with supreme class.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:47 No.4323966
    >>4323944
    And then stealing their food and disappearing. He is wanted for dining and dashing, after all.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:47 No.4323970
    >>4323956
    2k for a dress and a suit?! Robbery!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)05:48 No.4323977
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    Ending early, and started late? What a hooker that Gnome fella is.

    But, ending early because the past 3 Super Happy Fun After Doodle Times have been lacking, so this time, I will be making up for that.

    Throw some requests at me.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:49 No.4323985
    >>4323977
    AFRO GARRELF!
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    More mace please
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)05:49 No.4323990
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    >>4323970
    The cost of the date is included in this price tag, and Garrelf treated her like royalty.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:50 No.4323999
    Demon sun with a beard.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:51 No.4324005
    >>4323990
    What happened to P's hair?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:51 No.4324007
    Mind if we have a glimpse of what the other characters are doing right now?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:52 No.4324018
    Would it be metagaming if you told us if Furious George is ever coming back?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:53 No.4324026
    >>4323944
    Rary would make a good ally against beardbeard and his kingdom...
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)05:55 No.4324044
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    >>4323986
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:56 No.4324059
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    >>4324044

    lol awesome. My only other desire is to see some Aldwin x Cultist tentacle lovin'
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)05:58 No.4324070
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    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:58 No.4324071
    >>4324059
    Tentacle cultist sleflove, you mean.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:59 No.4324082
    Aldwin, Cultist, Garelf, and Arialla performing a double Sekiha Love Love Tenkyoken on some random schmuck.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)06:02 No.4324107
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    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:02 No.4324116
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    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:06 No.4324151
    >>4324082
    Hell, SRW scenes of any of the characters.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)06:07 No.4324155
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    >>4324007
    Beardbeard is sleeping, Kav is gathering an army, and Aldwin is carrying Goldmoon into the windmill to rest.

    >>4324018
    No, he is Actually Really Dead For Good This Time I Swear.

    >>4324026
    I just wanted to draw Rary again.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:11 No.4324189
    I think we should get Beardbeard a waifu, to combat Garrelf's. Obviously Garrelf will find an army to combat ours so we need a waifu. There must be a fine dorf woman in the mountainhomes we conqoured.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)06:13 No.4324201
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    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:14 No.4324207
    lets see how Beardbeard's Kobolds are doing!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:14 No.4324212
    >>4324189
    Beardbeard is too damn chaotic for a waifu. He has no loyalties whatsoever to anyone - look what happened to his "friend" Garrelf - and is probably incapable of love.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:15 No.4324215
    >>4324201

    Yay, that was totally worth staying up this late for
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)06:18 No.4324240
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    >>4324151
    >any character
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:19 No.4324246
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    T.T
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:19 No.4324252
    >>4324212

    In Garrelf's case:

    We befriended him, killed him, resurrected him and made him badass, led him to his banishment, went to a different plane to save him, then ripped off his arm and beat the shit out his wife, in that order.

    Think what Beardbeard would do to a wife.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)06:19 No.4324253
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    >>4324151
    Although Lucid actually did do an SRW of Beardbeard. Its amazing.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:22 No.4324277
    >>4324252
    That was all just Beardbeard's regular random stuff.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)06:22 No.4324281
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    >>4324207
    They're doing well.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:23 No.4324287
    >>4324240
    >>4324253

    That is very Badass. Now I want to see Garrelf, Satan, Cultist, Lily, and Aldwin. Maybe I'll get around to drawing my own versions of them at some point.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:24 No.4324294
    >>4324281

    Do they play as the characters that regularly kill them irl?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:25 No.4324302
    >>4324281
    Aww, what a cute neckbeard.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:26 No.4324311
    >>4324281

    "I'm playing a Half-orc Fighter."
    "How do you make a half-orc?"
    "It's when an orc rubs noses with a human."
    "Ohh"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:27 No.4324320
    >>4324155
    Fuck yeah Rary. I hope sooner or later he gets into the story,
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)06:32 No.4324360
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    >>4324287
    >Lily

    I might get to the others at a later time.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:33 No.4324365
    >>4324360

    I like the Finlay bot
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:34 No.4324378
    >>4324360

    I suppose that that list would need to also have Finlay, Furious George, and Kav on it too...

    This quest has a lot of characters...
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:38 No.4324408
    /r/ing rary dining and dashing.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)06:47 No.4324461
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    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:48 No.4324465
    >>4324461
    Why the hell is Finlay on the good guy side?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)06:50 No.4324476
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    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)06:56 No.4324509
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    >>4324465
    Because I don't know Super Robot Wars formatting; I am miming Lucid's doodles.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:56 No.4324511
    Does Musclebeard have a character card?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 04/19/09(Sun)07:01 No.4324543
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    >>4324511
    Nope.

    And that is all for tonight. G'night folks.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)07:28 No.4324655
    >>4324543
    Woo Hoo! thanks Gnome!



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