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  • File :1240133274.jpg-(101 KB, 750x600, One of us.jpg)
    101 KB Cadian Shocktrooper 04/19/09(Sun)05:27 No.4323748  
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:30 No.4323773
    That's fucking genius.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:32 No.4323798
    Brilliant.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:34 No.4323816
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    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:34 No.4323818
    best idea
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:35 No.4323824
    I still remember the ship "FUCK YOU".
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:36 No.4323839
    I think it should be named "One of Ours, Sir!"
    >We see a ship, it's "She's One of Ours, Sir!"
    >We see a ship, it's "One of Ours, Sir!"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:39 No.4323858
    >>4323839
    Original only adds to the ensuing confusion.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:40 No.4323871
    Gooble goble, gooble goble...
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:44 No.4323918
    >>4323871
    Ship 'Cum Dumpster'? Or ship 'Om Nom Nom'?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:46 No.4323948
    I remember there was a pic of a model starship that was named the "God Dammit" or something of that nature.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:47 No.4323965
    >>4323918
    "It's the 'Cum Dumpster', sir."

    "What's the lieutenant's wife doing outside the ship?"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:48 No.4323971
    For scouting missions, consider the fine vessel "Never Mind Just a Sensor Blip".
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)05:48 No.4323980
    Always wanted to name a pirate ship "We stop for no one."

    See if the authorities still ask.
    >> BloodVex 04/19/09(Sun)05:55 No.4324042
    "We're Planning Mutiny", Sir!

    Captain takes out his pistol, shoots the first mate down.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:02 No.4324115
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    >>4323965
    An admiral surveys a vast stellar shipyard and breathes in deeply with a smile of accomplishment "Ahh the Cum Dumpster, she'll be mightiest ship in the line" he says as his subordinates look on in proud amazement.
    >> Cadian Shocktrooper 04/19/09(Sun)06:02 No.4324117
    >>4324042
    Might work better as

    "Radar signature confirmed... It's "Aw Hell, Consider This a Mutiny!"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:05 No.4324136
    instead of a name painted in a line across the hull have it printed as infinity ∞ and call it the "oooooo"

    "Whats the name of that ship?"

    "It's the oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:05 No.4324140
    Two ship names I've ran into recently and liked a lot:

    "U.S.S. GhazPORK Fucks Your Mother", a completely ordinary cheapass passenger transport with no weapons of any sort. Nor life support. Or anything, really. Just a plain old rustbucket with a weird name.

    Battleship "The Invincible, mark XVII". Makes you wonder what happened to the previous sixteen supposedly invincible ships.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:06 No.4324146
    "Held together with duct tape"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:08 No.4324163
    >>4324146
    Just like your mother!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:11 No.4324185
    How about naming your ship with some obscure unicode characters, like "ᙱߐփᘌޝᐛѼ"?
    "It's ... uh... It's the ... um."
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:13 No.4324202
    Name your garbage barge "Their Flagship!" and your flagship "Garbage Disposal Barge A45V00Q".
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:14 No.4324206
    USS ಠ_ಠ~
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:16 No.4324222
    Name it "Your mother, sir".
    "We've a large signature on radar, it's...your mother, sir"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:16 No.4324225
    >>4323918
    >>4323965
    >>4324115

    I'll bet her gun ports are always open.
    >> The Cuban Industrialist Union 04/19/09(Sun)06:18 No.4324238
    >>4323839
    Introducing Captain Funkiller
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:18 No.4324242
    >>4324222
    Other options include

    Your Ex-Wife
    Your Mother In-Law
    Duck Season
    Rabbit Season
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:19 No.4324248
    Ships do not reference each other by name typically, but class.

    I know this because I've watched Hunt for Red October.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:20 No.4324260
    >>4324242
    >Your Ex-Wife
    >Your Mother In-Law
    Both horrible ideas. Any vessel, good or bad, will fire on you without hesitation.
    "Your newborn baby son", on the other hand...
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:21 No.4324268
    "Sir, we have a new contact. Transponder indicates it's the "flagship carrying our admiral", sir.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:22 No.4324275
    The USS Cock and Balls
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:22 No.4324276
    >>4324248
    In space it's a lot harder to determine class.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:25 No.4324306
    >>4324117
    This would cause hell on a 40k ship
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:26 No.4324313
    >>4324306
    "Radar signature confirmed... It's "GAHGSDH Death to the false Emperor!"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:27 No.4324318
    >>4324202
    >"Garbage Disposal Barge A45V00Q"

    I prefer "Nuclear Waste Transport."
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:27 No.4324322
    >>4324313
    BLAM
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:27 No.4324327
    >>4324306
    I think naming your ship 'the commisar's mother' will get you killed alot quicker'
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:29 No.4324336
    Maximum FUCK
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:29 No.4324340
    >>4324313
    The mighty ship 'Not Abaddon's New Flagship'
    The fine vessal known as the 'The Just As Planne'
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:29 No.4324343
    USS "This is Not the Ship We Are Looking For"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:30 No.4324345
    >>4324336
    Dont forget the Litany of Litany's Litany
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:30 No.4324347
    >>4324336

    That sir is either a weapon setting or speed factor.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:30 No.4324350
    >>4324248
    Part correct. They go <name> <model #> or <class> <name>. I did a tour in the Marines and spent a lot of time on Navy ships.

    "Hailing U.S.S Iwojima LHD-7"
    or
    "Hailing Destroyer Feelsgoodman"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:31 No.4324355
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    >>4324347
    ITS BOTH!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:32 No.4324363
    Dibs on "Candlejack"

    Good luck to my enemies in keeping enough lookouts and comm sailors aro
    >> Eidolon !!x4UZsNRzxWG 04/19/09(Sun)06:34 No.4324377
    SS BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS BALLS OF STEEL

    name the ship after their chief engineer like in airplane
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:34 No.4324380
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    Hugh Man
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:35 No.4324385
    >>4324350
    Hailing U.S.C Giant Rod 117.

    "Sir they aren't responding"
    ~
    "Open the Aft Doors and bring it in slowly crewmen"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:35 No.4324387
    "Its the 'OH GOD FIRE IN ENGINEERING ABANDON SHIP!'"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:35 No.4324390
    "Sir! We've located a ship. It's name is.... it's name is..."

    "Sailor! Report the name of the damn vessel!"

    "I wish. It's machine code"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:36 No.4324394
    >>4324387
    Name the ship "Abandoned Ship"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:36 No.4324397
    "It's the 'USS Self Destruct Code Alpha'- OH FUUUUUUU-"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:38 No.4324404
    The USS Hurt Me More
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:41 No.4324426
    I live on the coast and I intend one day to get a boat. Thank you /tg/ for inspiring me to give it a hilarious name. I just hope whatever clerk at the agency that approve names has a sense of humor.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:41 No.4324427
    "A Gigantic Battleship" with the quote marks.

    For a system defense ship I'd use something like "Weather Satellite #7" or "Astrogation Beacon #50" and then put IFF beacons that say "SysDef #x" on a bunch of asteroids.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:44 No.4324441
    Menstrating.

    "She's ...."Menstrating" sir..."
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:45 No.4324448
    "System error (2xf128bf425-fib) Error 3: failed to take master pipe connection lock"
    >> Eidolon !!x4UZsNRzxWG 04/19/09(Sun)06:46 No.4324455
    sir its "a reaver ship coming straight for us"

    "thats no moon"

    "bob dylan cant sing"

    "im fucking your wife"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:47 No.4324460
    >>4324350
    This is predicated on the fact that they are detecting your ship before they see it.

    >>4324276
    Then it must be balls fucking impossible to determine the name by it being painted on the side of the ship.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:47 No.4324462
    >>4324185
    HE COMES
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:48 No.4324468
    I somehow create my ship in such a shape that it's Radar return signature spells out something. Or maybe a penis. Anything goes.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:49 No.4324473
    >>4324185
    That's when the comms guy finally loses it.

    MOTHERFUCKING UNICODE OR WINGDINGS SCREW IT I'M GOING AWOL.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:52 No.4324490
    Maybe KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:53 No.4324494
    >>4324455
    >>"bob dylan cant sing"
    I lol'd. My girlfriend woke up. She's lol'ing too.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:53 No.4324496
    have a whole fleet of ships named a strong of random numbers and letters.

    like "ha7najv16dhafkn1" and it's sister ship, the "ana71hfka7fb"

    There's no way you could rattle off names like that quickly in battle.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:55 No.4324501
    The SS "CAPTAIN WHY WON'T YOU ADMIT OUR LOVE!"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:55 No.4324502
    >>4324496
    "Sir, it's the USS hey guys copy and paste this in your notepad 4chan.js"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:57 No.4324518
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    "Sir, ship approaching, nothing on ident."

    "Give me visual, magnify.... what the fu..."

    Picture related
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:57 No.4324519
    Ah yes, reminds me of our party's ship in classic 2nd Ed. Spelljammer.

    She was a good ship, the "HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR."
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:59 No.4324529
    >>4324502
    I'm laughing so hard I'm coughing right now
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)06:59 No.4324531
    >>4324494
    Not anymore, he can't.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)07:01 No.4324542
    >>4324518
    Goatse.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)07:04 No.4324555
    this is a magnificent thread
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)07:09 No.4324575
    Oooh, that's a good trick - hack your FOF beacon to display a ship's name consisting of a buffer overflow code execution exploit.
    >> Gaow? 04/19/09(Sun)07:10 No.4324581
    >>4324140

    In most cases, "The Invincible, mark XVII" Would just indicate that the ship was the 17th revision to the Invincible. With the wonders of refitting, this could be one ship that had just been upgraded though 17 revisions.

    The Invincible, 17th ship of that name, would be a bit more ironic, but fails when you consider that there have been 8 (nonfictional) ships to bear the name USS Enterprise, most were retired and sent to the breakers rather then destroyed in action.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)07:10 No.4324583
    >>4324473
    That's when the comms guy finally LIBERATE
    TU
    TEMET
    EX
    INFERIS
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)07:13 No.4324593
    >>4324575
    "Sir, ship on the sensors - it reads as the... uh oh. I didn't even know this thing COULD bluescreen. How do you reboot a battlecruiser?"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)07:17 No.4324606
    Oh god I can't breathe

    I love you /tg/
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)07:18 No.4324610
    >>4324575
    What?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)07:19 No.4324615
    >>4324575
    NIGGERTITS
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)07:21 No.4324620
    "Gimme ID on that ship!"

    "Um... 'Yor Sofa King Weetod It', sir."
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)07:24 No.4324639
    For 40k again, the Chaos Cruiser "By the Emperor, our navigator is possessed, shoot him!".
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)07:26 No.4324648
    >>4324575
    >FOF beacon
    >FOF
    >FRIEND or foe
    Wouldn't this also effect you allies, as well?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)07:28 No.4324653
    >>4324648
    No, unless your Navy has the same unpatched software.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)07:29 No.4324660
    >Nor life support.

    Wait, what?

    Is it piloted by SPESS UNDEAD?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)07:32 No.4324672
    >>4324660
    It technically had life support, but Norton Starship Security had compatibility issues and disabled it. Without bothering to ask the crew first.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)07:35 No.4324684
    >>4324672
    >Norton Starship Security

    This is the most horrifying future I have ever seen concieved. I...I...oh god
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)07:36 No.4324690
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    >>4324672
    I lol'd.
    >> Gaow? 04/19/09(Sun)07:36 No.4324691
    >>4324684

    "I told you we should have installed Skynet. At least that dose what it's supposed to!"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)07:52 No.4324748
    Has this been archived yet?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)07:58 No.4324772
    Sir! It's the "Zalgo"!

    What, Zalgo?

    Yes, and she's hailing us. Opening fre

    H҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠� � ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡ ҉҉ ̔̕̚̕̚҉E̒̓̔̿̕̚̚̕� �̿̿̕̚̕̚̕WHO WAITS ̔̕̚̕̚҉
    BEHIND THE҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟� �͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡ ҉҉ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ WALL҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟ ̠͇͡҉O҉ ̵̡̢̢̛̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟ ZALGO ̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎ ̏̐̑̒̓ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̕̚̕ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡ ҉҉ ̔̕̚̕̚҉
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)07:58 No.4324774
    >>4324748
    Yes
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4323748
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)07:59 No.4324779
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    "Sir! The 'Hammerheaded Raildwarf' is on a collision course"

    "...My god...ABANDON SHIP!"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)08:02 No.4324788
    >>4324748

    It just got archived, bitchtits.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)08:30 No.4324896
    "Order to Retreat".
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)08:37 No.4324926
    >>4324494
    It's "Enjoy your ronery"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)09:31 No.4325177
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    Under New Ownership
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)09:56 No.4325303
    I had a dwarf paladin named Axebeard Beardaxe
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)10:03 No.4325327
    >>4325177
    This is why you should never park your trans-atmospheric in a Gungan neighbourhood.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)10:12 No.4325366
    Sir, it's the "Epic Thread"!

    :D
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)10:16 No.4325386
    Ship names we have actually used in a game: 'The Sensor Anomaly', 'The Probable Cause', and 'The Scarlatta' (sounds innocent, neh? This was a Fading Suns game. Scarlatta was the name of the inquisitorial agent who had the noble's father burned at the stake, and then sent the rest of us into hiding. Shit got awkward when she turned up again, and to avoid blowing everyone's cover we had to pretend we'd never met her. "But we painted her name on the side of the fucking ship!" "Could be any woman." "And the picture of her in nothing but a few red silk scarves that we painted alongside it?!" "Ummm....")
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)10:19 No.4325402
    Sir, it's..
    "That I Have No Real Motivation For My Work"
    "Only Now I Understand My True Feelings"
    "The Unbareable Lightness Of It All"
    "Time We Turned Around And Went Home"
    "Impossible To Tell"
    "Our Only True Companions"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)10:24 No.4325429
    >>4325402
    >Sir it's...
    "That I finally realised I love you, sir. Take me!"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)10:34 No.4325486
    Best source of great ship names ever is Iain M Banks Culture War novels, wherein all ships are sentient, and choose their own names.

    Apparently having a somewhat whacked out sense of humour is endemic to AIs. Some choice examples:

    The "Prosthetic Conscience"
    The "Just Read The Instructions"
    The "Of Course I Still Love You"
    The "Very Little Gravitas Indeed"
    The " It's Character Forming"
    The Killer Class Warship "Attitude Adjuster"
    The Psychopath Class Warship "Frank Exchange Of Views"
    The "Not Invented Here"
    The "I Blame My Mother"
    The Cruise Ship "Just Passing Through"
    The "Only Slightly Bent"
    The "Ultimate Ship The Second"
    The "It'll Be Over By Christmas"
    The "Dramatic Exit, Or, Thank you And Goodnight"
    The "Synchronize Your Dogmas"
    The "Well I Was In The Neighbourhood"
    The "Poke It With A Stick"
    The "Someone Else's Problem"
    The "We Haven't Met But You're A Great Fan Of Mine"
    The "Now Look What You've Made Me Do"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)10:40 No.4325522
    >>4325486
    >The "Ultimate Ship The Second"
    I lol'd heartily at that one.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)10:45 No.4325544
    >>4325486
    I can't help but wonder if there is a ship named
    The "All the good names were taken"

    Also the best one has the most bland name.
    Gray Area.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)10:45 No.4325546
    >>4325486
    Wondered when Banks would be mentioned. Culture ships are awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)10:47 No.4325556
    >>4325522

    I still love the Gravitas running gag. Apparently at some point some writer from a neighbouring civilisation complained that Culture ships, being as enormously powerful as they are, should have names with a little more gravitas. This resulted in a slew of Culture ships with names like "Very Little Gravitas Indeed"; "Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall"; "Zero Gravitas"; "Stood Far Back When The Gravitas Was Handed Out"; "Gravitas, What Gravitas?"; "Gravitas... Gravitas... No, Don't Help Me, I'll Get It In A Moment"; "Gravitas Free Zone"; "Low Gravitas Warning Signal", and "Absolutely No You-No-What"

    Because the Culture are, basically, colossal dicks.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)10:47 No.4325557
    I'm surprised nobody mentioned the fine warship USS THE GAME or S.S. ESS ESS
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)10:48 No.4325558
    >>4325546
    Also the AIs don't really care that the crew exists. They're busy playing 40K
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)10:49 No.4325565
    >>4325556
    All those sound like totally legit names to me...
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)10:49 No.4325568
    >>4325544

    Yeah, but that's because nobody ever calls The Meatfucker "Grey Area".

    I also liked the Idiran ships, which all had names like "Hand of God 236" and "Sword of Justice 658".
    Originality was never one of the Idiran's strong points.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)10:51 No.4325573
    >>4325568
    Well when you got the nickname MEATFUCKER its a ton better than Gray Area.

    What how the fuck does a ship become a meatfucker.

    Is that ship from /d/?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)10:56 No.4325600
    >>4325573

    Basically, all AI ships are allowed to name themselves. It's considered a fundamental sign of respect to refer to an intelligent AI by the name it chooses for itself.

    The Gray Area was so hideously murderous that the other ships now refuse to call it by its chosen name, instead referring to it as "Meatfucker" to indicate their dissatisfaction with its people-killing ways.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)10:56 No.4325609
    If I ever run a "HUMANS FUCK YEAH" campaign there will be a squadron of ships named "Humanity's Middle Finger," containing various vessels culminating in the "Exelion" and the "Thunder Child."
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)11:00 No.4325632
    >>4325600
    So it'd play 40K with other ships?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)11:12 No.4325699
    >>4325600

    Um, what the fuck are you smoking?

    It's called the Meatfucker because it spends its time reading the thoughts of entire human populations (using it's stupidly fine resolution sensors to follow the movements of electrical impulses through their neurons). The other AI's find this extremely distasteful, and disturbingly... "intimate".

    I mean, ewww... it's like your inside that fleshy mass they call a brain. How sick is that?

    Hence, Meatfucker.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)11:14 No.4325714
    >>4325699
    So its a dick?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)11:15 No.4325720
    >>4325714

    In a word, yes.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)11:26 No.4325766
    >>4325714
    Well, they are all dicks. But it is so much of a dick that the other dicks consider it the dickiest.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)11:30 No.4325792
    I would call my ship the "Negrodamus".

    It's a perfectly terrifying name full of foreboding.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)11:39 No.4325831
    >>4325792
    Because it's based on a Chappelle Show skit and played by a blatant racist?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)11:44 No.4325853
    The SS Honor Harrington is a Sue
    >> Ambassador Cho Chin-Lo 04/19/09(Sun)11:47 No.4325875
    >>4324426
    What clerk man? you paint that shit on, don't gotta tell nobody. Registering your boat has nothing to do with the name of your boat. Have some fun.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)12:09 No.4326019
    lol, this thread needs to be saved for future generations to enjoy
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)12:17 No.4326059
    How about great new names for Culture ships, since we already mentioned them?
    My attempt: ROU Make Way
    >> Merle !ApPkmtJbAE 04/19/09(Sun)12:35 No.4326157
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    >>4325609
    >Thunder Child

    Well done, sir. Well done.

    Also, mine:
    The "Oh no, not again!"
    The "Real Thing"
    The "Captain's Wife"
    The USS "HMS AHT AHTS CRV DB DSV DS9 GTS GSC LB"
    The "Running Gag"
    The "Public Display of Affection"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)14:45 No.4327031
    >>4325792
    Peter wtf....

    Also, contributing:
    "Enemy vessel detected. It's the Ship!"
    "Which ship?"
    "The enemy vessel!"
    "That ship?"
    "No THE Ship."
    etc.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)17:53 No.4328412
    Bump.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)18:26 No.4328714
    >>4325766
    Why do I see it pulling an Eldrad to random crew members
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)19:29 No.4329176
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    >> Lord Solar Macharius 04/19/09(Sun)19:39 No.4329241
    The best name(s) for a(n) ship ever: "Behind You", and the "Somebodies Behind You".
    I mean, think of the hell that would play on the enemy.
    "Fire on Behind You!"
    "Behind us?! Nobodies behind us!"
    "Yes there is somebody behind you!"

    Than I can sit on my command chair, snickering evilly at the idiocy of my enemies. Good times.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)20:41 No.4329874
    Captain, she's "A Very Freaky Girl!"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)23:38 No.4331494
    1st mate: It's the "Candle Jack," sir. It's coming up from th

    Captain: What? "The Candle Jack"? Evasive man
    >> Anonymous 04/19/09(Sun)23:43 No.4331556
    The whole "Who's on first" routine would fit into this thread very well.



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