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ROW ROW
CHICKS DIG GIANT ROBOTS

Epic battle. Ends with Coop accidentally destroying Gurren Lagann along with the entire Ork population.

>>4399871
Credits show evidence of movement wherever GL fell. Last image before the commercials roll is an orky gurren lagann/warboss hybrid.

Coop would join da boyz. He's as Orky as a human can get. Think about it. He looted Megas, painted it so it would be better, has lots of dakka and choppy and loves nothing more than a good fight.

I just came so hard my balls exploded.

And I don't care, this is just too awesome.

>>4399877
God damnit you just ruined Megas XLR for me.

>>4399886
Why? He made it better.

Also, Coop says "WAAAAAAAAAGH!" before smashing a giant button with his head a number of times.

>>4399877
We now need a remake of the last two episodes of megas XLR where evil coop is instead a Warboss leading the most epic WAAAAAAGH the cosmos has ever seen.

Not familiar with Megas

But, Simon alone would defeat the orks.

Do the impossible.
See the invisible.
Touch the untouchable.
Break the unbreakable.
Row row.
Fight da powah.

So what if reality and logic say otherwise.

FUCK YOU REALITY, I'M DOING IT ANYWAY

>>4399863
ye gods man, combining the Fastest Robot in the universe with the Luckiest?

>>4399891
Not particularly fond of orks. Something about ultraviolent space retard "football" fans bugs the hell out of me. Might have to do with having been to a number of GW stores populated by twelve-year-olds trying their damndest to act "orky" - and then getting pointers on their "orkiness" from overweight 30-somethings who would be significantly more likable if they put half as much effort in their hygiene as they put in their ork impressions.

So yeah... drawing that parallel between Coop and those pedophilic orky slobs from the GW stores and then explaining it such that it makes sense? Ruined the show.

>>4399910

>Not familiar with Megas


YOU, YOU GO WATCH MEGAS XLR RIGHT NOW.

>>4399910
Megas has this for a theme song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW_afj04fYk

GREATEST FUCKING THEME EVER!

>>4399916
But Coop is Orky in the best ways of the Orkz. He loots shit, he has lots of dakka and is always up for a fight which is a lot cooler than just shouting WAAAAGH. He does that too sometimes. But instead of when he's pushing some miniatures forwards he's blowing up robots, which is a good time to shout it.

>>4399893

>>4399938
I think Coop likes eating more than fighting though.....

This is the best idea to come into /tg/ since meatbread.
MAKE IT FUCKING HAPPEN!

Thanks to Lagann's power, they end up combining.

Everything explodes everywhere forever.

I just woke up and saw this, now I know its all downhill from here.

Just imagine Jaime hitting on Yoko

>>4399919
Link pls. I can't find it.

go die in a fire

So is Jamie a gobbo then?

>>4400018

http://www.mogulus.com/homsan

Has Season 1 On Demand

>>4399997

GLORIOUS!

Coop is da biggest and da bestest mekboy.

I love you /tg/

...awesome. I just...can't get it out of my head.

Goddamnit, I wish I could drawfag better than just stick figures, because right now I'm imagining what Gurren Lagaan and Megas look like when they've combined, and BY GOD, MY EYES ARE BLEEDING FROM THE BEAUTY!

>>4400127
ITT faggots

>>4399950
Why choose between the 2? Coop eats WHILE fighting

MOLE PIG HAMSTER THINGY SPIRAL POWER OF DOOM

I'm going to have to agree with the coop=ork theory.

>>4399978

That whole thing with the Anti-Spirals? Gurren Lagann Megas. One episode. And they still get back to Jersey in time for some Cluck-U.

Most likely outcome, Coop and Simon join force in the biggest waaagh ever against the Imperium.

Both of them are orky, and even if Simon is civilized in his daily life, he still represent an unyielding free spirit and a supreme disdain for any kind of oppression, which is what the entire Imperium represents.

You can almost say that Ork Waaagh power is the closest thing in the WH40K universe to spiral energy that Simon found in humankind.

Perhaps after being thrusted so far into the future, and realize that the human of this time is no longer any better than the antispiral, Simon will go mad and find his companionship in the orks, who will accept him readily as one of their own, and eventually, as a warboss.

>>4399978
do...
do you mean, enuff... dakka?

>>4400397

I can picture them going to Terra, and the sheer concentration of Spiral power making the Emperor come back from the brink of the dead. Then he looks around, and sees what has been happening, facepalms so hard that daemons in the warp have their ears ringing for a week, and then has a talk with Simon and Coop.

A couple weeks after, as the Chaos Gods are playing canasta, they see a huge mass of ships and rokks coming through the Eye, with two awesome robots, a few incredibly huge green things, and a dude in golden armor at the head.

>>4400453
And Tzeentch goes "just as planned" and pwns everyone.

Orks win.
Then they loot them.
Then they take them apart.
THEN THEY USE THE PIECES TO MAKE AN EVEN BIGGER ONE!

>>4400453

>>4400453
Question: Is said gold dude still on his throne?

>>4400526

His 'Throne' is now a giant robot that rivals the size of Coop and Simon's.

>>4400526
Yes. The orks jury-rigged the emperor, complete with throne, to the front of the flagship. Talk about making an entrance.

someone post the comic where the techpriests are slapping a machine with their dicks and the emprah is a skeleton on a toilet

>>4400531
New quest for drawfags - draw Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagaan in the style of WH40k. Something the emperor would drive!

>>4400531

>OP

Do you find AMUSEMENT IN CREATING PERSON SCHEMAS FOR YOURSELF THAT ARE CLEARLY NOT TRUE?

>>4400469
By pwn's everyone, you mean shits himself, and when some one slips on it, he yells "JUST AS PLANNED!"

Tzeentch is really the god of "I MEANT TO DO THAT" and saving face.

>>4400565
ew fuck you no

>>4400565
...ummm
>>4399883 has one, but its not something he would drive...

>>4400430
Yes.

>>4400469

Given the leading trio, I honestly doubt that. The Emperor knows the Chaos gods better than anyone, Coop provides more or less infinite firepower to deal with any daemons (and I'm not exaggerating much in the "infinite" part) and Simon clinches it by providing Spiral power by the loads, which is exactly the antithesis of Tzeentch - Tzeentch works with plans, chances, and gears within gears. Spiral power is the power to tell the universe to "SHUT THE FUCK UP, WE'RE DOING THINGS *MY* WAY!", and knock over any plan or chance.

>>4400659
Spiral Power vs. Tzeentch is something I'd pay to see- since they've each been defined as raw evolutionary energy, and corruption born of evolution, respectively.

>>4400453

thats it - its over - /tg/ can never EVER make up anything more awesome than this

maybe if grendel joined the fight too - but still, this is about as good as it gets

>>4400819

NO!

There are no limits!

We can go beyond!

We are /tg/!

We are a collection of madmen and misfits, thrown together by fate and hubris, with Infinite creative potential.

We create something some Awesome so potent its almost inconceivable?

WE'LL DO BETTER TOMORROW!

There is just some sort of... austere beauty in the way that Coop solved problems.

Megas and Gurren Lagann in the most Ork-infested part of the galaxy?

That was already done.

Gurren Lagann was too hard to pronounce by orks. They didn't find the name Megas orky enough. That's why they're referred as Gork and Mork.

>>4400985
Wheres "not the same button coop pressed 5 minutes ago".jpeg when you need it.

FUUUUUUUUUSIIIIIOOOOOOOON~

>>4401012

HAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Why didn't someone tell me this show existed, IT'S AWSOME!

>>4401017
HOOOOOOOOOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

>>4401008

:D

Coop is vastly Orkier. When presented with a problem he had insufficient dakka for, he supplied further dakka by utilising the broken remnants of his former foes' mechs to make a weapon powerful enough to destroy the universe, then dealt with the challenge of avoiding universal destrution by shooting the universe-destroying projectile with another universe-destroying projectile.

That is the literal incarnation of Ork.

>>4401012
BRO FIST

>>4400999

My neckbeard grew several inches just by reading this thread...

>>4400251
>>4400985
>>4401032
>>4401146
This is what i picture the inside of a gargant to be like

>>4401032

>>4400999
This makes so much sense.

>>4401159
How about a panoramic view of the interior?

>>4400999
GASP!

>>4400999
Holy shit.

Holy shit.

>>4401177
It... does.

I proclaim it /tg/ canon.

I found the source of Megas's power.

>>4401017

B-but, that's only a fusion of GURREN and Megas!

Where is Lagann?

Gurren Lagann? More like Gayren Gaygann.

TENGAN TOPPA GORKANMORKAN

I really wish I had saved that picture of an Orkified Simon and Kamina with their looted Gurren Lagann.

>>4400535
>someone post the comic where the techpriests are slapping a machine with their dicks and the emprah is a skeleton on a toilet

this please

>>4401324

>>4399883

here

>>4401220
Perhaps it's like the inside of the second largest Gurenn Lagaan, where the Original Gurenn Lagaan is powering it from inside.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH?

>>4401272
Why not Leeron?

>>4401365
Oh FU--

>>4400999

This. Fucking this. Forever set in stone, this!

>>4399912
Fastest?

>>4401599
Red is fast.
Blue is lucky.
Green is da best.

I forget the other colours, someone care to enlighten me?

>>4401017

Where the fuck did the shit brown come from?

Also, this is a kinda shitty thread you guys, and I say that as a fan of all 3 of the things involved.

>>4400999
Fuck year!

>>4402156
Because Red is faster, blue is lucky, yellow is tradition and green is Orky.

So is the saying down here.

Megas XLR is the only thing that makes me appreciate my home state and city.

>>4402156
Pink is weird.
Black white chess is tough.
Normal black is sneaky.

>>4402855

>normal black is sneaky

No, black is the color Orks associate with 'deff' (much like western culture today), and it's considered to be a very serious and proper color for an Ork to wear. That's why it's pretty much the only thing Goffs wear.

There isn't a specific color for 'sneaky', as it's a rather unork-like sort of behavior. But if you asked an ork what an unork-like 'color' is, they'd point at whatever a Blood Axe is wearing: more often than not, camo.

So, for the record:

Red = Fast
Yellow = Dakka, sometimes associated with wealth because of the Bad Moons, but they wear yellow because it suits their big expensive guns.
Blue = Lukky
Green = Orky
Black = Deff

Checks are indeed another symbol of 'tough', as are Dags, Gobs, and Fists.

>>4402914
Purple is sneaky, cause you never see an Ork wearing purple! That means that all the purple-wearin' Boyz must be da sneakiest and da most cunning!

Dis Thread need a bump
Pic Related;

What the heck is wrong with all of you?

You're all making a vital assumption, i.e., that Coop and Simon will join and integrate themselves into a previously established institution.

Coop and Simon don't join institutions. They knock them the fuck over.

>>4402914

My Blood Axes wear red and black urban camo. For sneakin' *really fast, like*.

>>4402914
>Blood Axe camo

Yeah, red/purple/yellow camo totally makes you invisible.

This is why I love Orks.

Also, anyone notice how Blood Axes in the old art as drawn as american soldiers?

>>4404013
Seemed to have started a government during the time skip.

There is a thread on /co/ right now about a person dreaming about piloting Megas, only Megas is a Lagann.

There are also two threads, one on /co/ and one on /tg/, both discussing the latest Sinfest strip.

NO /TG/ YOU ARE THE /CO/!

Anyone know where you can find episode 6- of Mega?

>>4404070
Ah, but he didn't join that one either, did he? He created it. Built it with his bare hands! Admittedly, the bare hands belonged to a giant robot, but still...

Obviously, Megas would take Gurren Lagann out with a Suplex first of all, to even out the Odds.

>>4404075
A lot of people on /tg/ to /co/ things, and vice versa.