Fly away. Avoid smoke.

>>4400341
Look out for hard to follow terrain.

>>4400345
I don't think you should've gotten so close.

>>4400345
Up! Up!

Using GUNKATA, Kav avoids the blow!

No, shoot at her. Force her to dodge into the flames.

CHANNEL YOUR /k/ommando SKILLS.

SUMMON ANIMATED DEAGLES! OR DEAGLES WIELDED BY TROLLS!

>>4400378
Use your range to you advantage! Play keep away until she slips up and gives you an opening for a direct attack!

>>4400378
TURN INVISIBLE.
... Pixies can do that, right?

>>4400386
I don't think we need to get that far. As long as we escape, it should be good.

>>4400394
We're just gonna run away after she killed the boys? I don't think so, we want VENGEANCE!

>>4400394

Seconding this, at this point I think escape is the best option until we can prepare for this sort of thing.

>>4400391

Pixies have greater invisibility on at all times, and they can turn it on or off at will.

But that's broken as shit in this setting, so I think Gnome has avoided implementing it.

IN ANY CASE, FLY A BIT HIGHER AND READY ACTION TO ATTACK THE FIRST THING THAT JUMPS AT YOU.

>>4400403
Revenge is like the worst motivation there is. If we kill her, Mado will come after our blood. And after she gets you, someone of your vast pixie family will come after her. And so forth.

The cycle must be broken before it even begins.

>>4400394
She's a loose end. Leaving her alive will inevitably bring more trouble.

Now we can fly out of reach. She can't run on the trees if they're on fire.

>>4400373
>>4400394

Nevada falls back through the treetops, into the blaze. Kav can't get much farther and expect to be able to hit anything, and this is still clearly too close for comfort. Kav decides to flee for now, but her losses this day will not be forgotten.

>>4400391
No, they can't.

>>4400421

OR light yourself on fire. SHE CAN'T TOUCH YOU IF YOU ARE ON FIRE!

>>4400438
This seems like good logic.

Switch control to Nevada! Or maybe Mado, who happens to be conveniently pretty close, having fled the sun for an hour!

Mado will rescue her love with her newfound flying powers!

Pause and go to bed!

I think Gnome died.

>>4400503
Nah, it's the Internets that died. Or 4chan, at least.

>>4400428
Kav: Fly back to hideout.

Nevada: Try to get away. Cover your eyes.

Mado: Swoop to the rescue! >>4400455

Oi, Gnome! The board is back up!

ugh, zip is less reliable than... my analogy skills! zzz.

>>4400628
Maybe he gave up?

>>4400748
Nah, he just went away for a while, thinking he might have some free time while boards are down.

He be late.

Get back here and complete the quest, you... you... double Gnome!

>>4400762
does gnome usually lurk in an IRC channel while these are going on, like with Weaver and #Rubyquest ?

>>4400832
He lurks in #RubyQuest as well when a quest is going on. But he left during the downtime.

>>4400762
He is not responding here either, I think he may have fallen asleep.

Stand back, i'm going to try SCIENCE...

BY THE POWERS OF THE FOUR CHAOS GODS AND ALSO XOM, I SUMMON GNOME.

wait, that was MAGIC. oh well.

Why has Gnome forsaken us?

I say we'll just keep this thread alive, or at least half-dead, so that he'll have a nice point to continue in when he wakes up.

Polite sage so as to not count in posts and keep the thread alive longer.

>>4401163
Sage does count in posts, stop being stupid and believing that myth. Any troll thread with 200 posts and plenty of sages can not be bumped.

>>4401162
You are now hearing Chop Suey sung about Gnome.

>>4401170
Really? I thought that feature was removed.

Eh, live and learn. Saging automatically makes me look like a retard anyway.

>>4401170
Are you high, or just a newfag? That's the point of saging. It adds to the post count without bumping the thread.

>>4401195
What are you? Blind? I was correcting him on just that point.

I'm sad that there is no conclusion.

So Gnome is getting trolled by the board itself?

>>4401245
Pretty much.

god dammit. I am sorry guys. While the board was down I thought I would rest for a bit because I was tired as hell.

...and 3 hours later, I woke up. Fuckdammit. So terribly sorry. But damn, I feel better after that nap. So, >>4400762 wins the guessing game.

Your regularly scheduled DQ will continue in a moment.

Do this: >>4400551

>>4401540
Yay!

>>4401547
No.

Control has switched to Cultist.

>>4401567
Channel surfer!

This room is boring. Head outside.

Goldmoon is up.

>>4401567
Well then... er... what can we do? Check how Goldmoon is doing and I guess we could think of the baby and stuff. Maybe her farther/mothers name? What are they called? Maybe a helpful flashback, with history of cultist.

In the proud tradition of Dorf Quest readers everywhere, I now proclaim both Coco and Goldmoon lesbians.

>>4401583
Tell hew what we've done.

>>4401592
>Tell her what we've done
Cultist begins to explain just what has happened so far.

>>4401612

Start with telling her to never mind the Lich, by the way.

>>4401619
>Neer mihnd theeh lich, bhy the whaay.

This warning does not stop Goldmoon from staring at Coco like an ant that crawled into the egg salad.

>>4401637
Say that he/she helped out with bringing Goldmoon back!

>>4401637
Coco, stare back. Staring contest, gogogogogo!

>>4401643
He'll win by default, due to the entire lack of eyeballs.

>>4401643
>Coco, stare back. Staring contest, gogogogogo!

>>4401658
What the hell is Coco holding?

Cultist: Step between them, carry on with the explanation.

>>4401663
>What the hell is Coco holding?
Coco presents the Goldmoon Doll she made while Goldmoon was asleep to the real Goldmoon.

Goldmoon seems nonplussed.

Aw man that is so SWEET! Dammit Cultist, tell Goldmoon to lighten up already. So it's a mute undead abomination - she should just suck it up.

>>4401679

Now that's probably the cutest thing a Lich has ever done.
Cultist: Appreciate Coco's craftlichship, continue explanation, ask Goldmoon if she'd know of a way to give Coco speech.

>>4401679
Coco could start making baby clothes.

>>4401692
>Appreciate Coco's craftlichship, continue explanation, ask Goldmoon if she'd know of a way to give Coco speech.
Goldmoon apologizes to you. "I'm sorry, Cultist, but I have my principles."

>>4401749
Have Coco and Goldmoon shake hands. Then carry on.

Don't forget to explain what you heard about Finlay.

She then proceeds to decline the gift.

>>4401749
...BUT IT'S SO CUUUUUUUUUUTE :3

>>4401749
Wait, what? What principles are these? Why can't she let Coco talk?

>>4401764
...Fuck. Ok, go call Beardbeard, tell him there's a celestial with a stick up her butt in the house.

>>4401764
OH FUCK YOU GOLDMOON. CULTIST, STOP HER.

>>4401764
Okay, now calm down you two.

>>4401764
Scold Goldmoon for judging a book by its cover.

>>4401764

Stop being lawful stupid, Goldmoon. Coco has done nothing to harm you or anybody else. And if the undead are all evil and bad, how about mutations? Why don't you try to kill Cultist next, while you're crusading already?

>>4401770
>>4401772
>STOP HER.
"I can not suffer the heretic to live, Cultist. The undead are an abomination! Let me go!"

"Nho. Don't judge ha bhook bhy eets cah-vah."

>>4401817
Tell her about Finlay. Suggest that she'd put her emotions aside for a while, giving Coco the chance to prove himself in her eyes while they fight against a greater enemy.

With luck, Goldmoon gets to tell about Finlay to Nevada, who may seek out Kav to apologise and tell him she believes him. Then we can unite the whole posse (minus Beardbeard and Garrelf) against the asshole.

>>4401817
Wow. Goldmoon's a real zealot. Ask her if this is Pelor's fault because if so then... Lily might be the same.

>>4401795
>Why don't you try to kill Cultist next, while you're crusading already?

>>4401846
That fucking does it. Put her down till Lily arrives.

>>4401846
...Ok fuck this bitch. Cultist - turn her into a blob of teeth, ass and eyes and then kill her.

>>4401846
Wait, she'd attack a PREGNANT WOMAN?! Assaulting a creature of chaos and mutation is one thing, but killing a completely innocent being inside her - a child of her own student, at that - is another altogether.

>>4401846

Mutation time! Paralyzing touch time! Let's sedate her until the crazy wears off!

>>4401817
I'm not much of a man by the light of day.

But by night I'm one hell of a lover.

It looks like the resurrection was botched a bit, making her temporarily crazy or something. Like Lazarus Pits.

We need to restrain her for a while.

>>4401862

Good thing Goldmoon is no paladin - the shockwave from her hitting ground would probably collapse the windmill.

>>4401877
If Lily grows up to be like this bitch I say we put her down right now while she's still young.

>>4401877
SORRY? Why the fuck are you such a crazy person? Is Lily going to end up like this?

>>4401871
So Cultist is Tim Curry? That's a frightening thought.

>>4401890
Yet it would explain so many things...

Coco is quite upset.

>>4401911
Try and paralyze her. Give her time to cool down.

Also don't you have a phylactery somewhere?

>>4401911

Go get 'er, girl! Boy! Thing! PARALYZING TOUCH FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.

>>4401911
You get her, Coco! Just severely harm her, not kill her.

KICK SOME CELESTIAL ASS!

>>4401856
Cultist attacks from behind, hoping to end this non-violently.

Assuming a somewhat loose definition of non-violent, as unwilling transmutation still is a pretty serious crime.

>>4401939
Uh-oh, what's she going to turn into? Can Cultist turn her back?

>>4401939
So is randomly attacking entities that have not harmed you in any way and have actually helped to bring you back from the dead.

>>4401939
Tie her up and maybe we can talk this through in a civil debate.

>>4401939

Maybe she'll understand now that being an unclean abomination doesn't mean you're automatically evil.

...Well, now that her legs are fused together, it doesn't look like she'll be moving around much.

>>4401976
...Hot.

>>4401976
Nice job Cultist! Now let's sit down and talk to her for a bit. Pull some of that "mama wisdom" you probably have somewhere in you.

>>4401976
Tie her arms up and start questioning on why the fuck she attacked us.

>>4401976
Lily is going to be pissed.

>>4401989
I think she made it very clear. All she really needs is some time to calm down.

Also take the opportunity to explain stuff about Finlay.

>>4401994

To hell with that, Cultist is her real mom now.

>>4402006
Lily may not see it that way. She is trying to join Pelor.

>>4402013
And if they teach her to just be as stuck up as Goldmoon is, we're gonna have to call in a professional temple destroyer.

>>4401895
No it wouldn't. It would just raise further questions.

For instance, penis questions.

>>4402023

I think we know just the guy.

>>4402023
Well we know one. Maybe Beardbeard can kill Pelor.

>>4402023
I usually just do dojos, but I guess I could destroy a few temples too.

>>4402023
She has good parents. Goldmoon's stuck-uppiness might be due to all celestials being like that, her parents included. Lily will have better luck with that.

>>4402040
Oh buzz of bub. As much as I like you you're not qualified enough to do this. Now go back to bugging the one eyed immortal.

>>4401989
>why the fuck she attacked us.
"...Not both of you, just the abomination. Undead are to be terminated on sight - this is how it has always been. Its law. I can see you are very attached to... Coco... but it should not exist."

>>4402046
Why not? What's so bad about the undead? Aren't you just being necrist?

>>4402046
Point out that technically, she was dead and came back to life too.

>>4402046
Oh so that's why she also attacked Cultist? Because "abominations" should be killed on sight?
Cultist - point out that Coco has done NOTHING wrong to Goldmoon. Hell she offered her a friggin doll!

>>4402053
This. She WAS brought back from the dead after she died. She's as much of abomination as Coco is.

>>4402053
>>4402065
Inb4 Goldmoon stabs herself in the head.

>>4402053
>>4402065
>...You came back to life too, yanno.
...Goldmoon has no response.

>>4402065

Tell her this.
Also, go into full mutation mode and ask her if that's also an unholy abomination.
Ask her where she draws the line, and tell her that you heard the Goldmoon Slayers always confirmed that the target really was evil by watching the target's actions... and suddenly it's enough to just be something (undead, in this case) to be irrevocably condemned? Call out the flaws in her ethics.

>>4402095
Technically, Cultist is a "holy" abomination, because her mutations were granted to her by her god (who is also not an evil god, he's a neutral one)

>>4402105

I have the feeling that Pelor is the kind of god that considers all other non-lawful-stupid deities as dangerous and somewhat evil just because they're not him.

I don't know about all of you, but I am pretty sure Goldmoon is not exclusively a product of her god. She might just have something against the undead, yanno. They do tend to do pretty bad things.

Regardless, it seems Aldwin and Lily are back.

>>4402141
This will be awkward.

>>4402148
No, it will be pretty damn ADORABLE!

Lily: Once you've done hugging and crying (might take a while), show her your new cool abilities as a priest of Pelor!

>>4402141
Only one solution! Set fire to the windmill!

>>4402141

Uh.
Lily: Prepare to be scarred for life.

>>4402165
Whoa whoa, a priest? You're getting a bit ahead of yourself. We're not sure if she even got accepted as a worshiper and you already made her part of the clergy?

Lily runs in, shouting "I did it!"

>>4402170
Kav became a priest at one go too. It would seem to be a standard.

Also I want to see how Mado is doing at some point. And get to rescue Nevada.

>>4402184
Well ok so she's a worshiper now, but still not a priest....

>>4402184
Oh, that's awesome. I'll make you a cake to celebrate.

Also, your mother is a shapeless mutated chaos blob.

>>4402190
Hey, yeah! Should have been an hour already, did she get accepted or not?

>>4402204
>Also, your mother is a shapeless mutated chaos blob.

Oh yeah, we need to turn her back!

"I'm an initiatit of Pelor now!" Lily says happily.

"Hwee're so prowhd ahv hyuu!"

>>4402190
That was a mistake on my part. Kav is only a worshiper.

>>4402260
Uh...what just happened?

>>4402260
Lily: Look at the shapeless blob on the bed. Then give a puzzled look at Cultist.

Cultist: Remember, apologise, and turn Goldmoon back.

Lily: Scream in joy and surprise. Hug your first adoptive mother. Cry against her shoulder.

>>4402269
>Cultist: Remember, apologise, and turn Goldmoon back.

First, we must be sure Crazymoon won't try to murder Coco at the first opportunity.

>>4402260
Mention Goldmoon being turned into a hideous mutant offhand while discussing the weather and the possibility of replacing the curtains. Hope Lily doesn't give it much thought.

>>4402269
>Lily: Look at the shapeless blob on the bed.
"Yeah, whose hiding under the blanket there?"
Aldwin: Lily, we have a surprise for you!

>turn Goldmoon back.
...that is not a part of Cultist's moveset.

>>4402304
>...that is not a part of Cultist's moveset.

WHY DIDN'T YOU THINK OF THAT BEFORE?!

New quest: Find someone to turn Goldmoon back.

>>4402304
Oh this will be GOOD!

>>4402304

This is going to turn out well.

>>4402304
Hilarious results will occur.

>>4402304

Lily: USE YOUR /TG/ SENSE FOR THE LOVE OF XOM.

>>4402353
*cricket sound*

Aldwin is more than a little confused.

>>4402353
>Ta-daaAUGHGODWHATISTHATTHING

Yeah. We really need to find someone who can cure mutations.

>>4402362
Cultist: Smack Aldwin for using a bad word.

Damn dude, how many hours have you been doing this for?

I went to bed at 3 AM, and this was going.

>>4402398
There was a big 4chan blackout. Hardly Gnome's fault.

>>4402398
Gnome took a nap.

>>4402362
I like his smile.

>>4402362
Lily: Hug her anyway.

"...WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY MOM?"

>>4402398
12 now, but I passed out for about 3-4 hours somewhere in there.

>>4402468
She stabbed us and tried to kill Coco for no reason! Also meet Coco, who made a nice doll and only tried to help.

>>4402468
"She attacked our friend without any reason and then stabbed me in the arm?"

>>4402483
AND Coco helped to bring Goldmoon to life. (or at least didn't get in the way.)

>>4402468
"Well, she's... Sorta, alive. And mutations are a lot easier to cure than death... I think. Probably. Maybe."

>>4402468
Blame Coco! She can't say anything to defend herself! It's the perfect crime!

>>4402500
Fuck no! Cultist is Chaotic Good, she won't lie and blame an innocent for something she did!

>>4402500
Except it's clearly Xom's work and Goldmoon CAN talk. Besides, Coco is awesome.

>>4402488
>Mutations are easier to fix maybe!
...No, they really aren't. Look at Nana - if it were easy, she'd have fixed herself by now.

Cultist will attempt to explain later, when everyone is less... shell shocked.

>>4402541
I think we broke Aldwin...

>>4402541
Let's find another genie, then?

>>4402541
I think we broke Aldwin....and shit, Coco is going away. 10 gold says she's feeling bad because she thinks she's the reason for all of this (and she is, but that's besides the point). Ok, Cultist pull your shit together and go stop Coco from leaving!

>>4402541
What if we killed her and brought her back to life, would the mutations be gone? Mind you when you're brought back to life you also still have clothes....

>>4402555
>>4402557
Brokemind?

Okay Gnome, that was seriously bad DMing you did there. If mutations are so irreversible and bad, you should have presented us other options to stop Goldmoon, instad of going all "I'LL USE THE WORST OPTION POSSIBLE WITHOUT CONSIDERING ANYTHING ELSE NOR ASKING MY PLAYERS DURF".

This is one thing that seriously needs another Divine Intervention, because you didn't even give us the chance to prevent it. You just went and railroaded.

>>4402564
Cultist is seriously pretty bad priest if she has exactly two spells. Are you seriously saying, Gnome, that she had NOTHING else?

>>4402578
Maybe you should go and find Nevada. She might be in trouble.

There's smoke coming from a nearby forest...

>>4402564
Uuuh no. This is how Dorf Quest has always been run and it's doing fine so far. Plus, what other opinions? Everyone suggested we neutralize Goldmoon in the fastest way possible (not me. I suggested we kill the bitch) and for Cultist that's mutating her.

>>4402578

Yay! Happy news at last among all the horrible, horrible tragedy!

>>4402578
Congratulations! What powers does she gain for worshiping Ra?
>>4402576
Why would a priestess of the chaotic god of mutations need a spell to REMOVE mutations?

>>4402594
>Why would a priestess of the chaotic god of mutations need a spell to REMOVE mutations?

Not that, but something else to incapacitate Goldmoon, without any serious repercussions like that.

>>4402614
Ok I guess that could have been better, but again - nobody suggested anything else.

>>4402576
She has: Healing touch, Mutation touch, horrible mutating kiss, the ability to veil her own mutations, and if she does some research/bookwork she can pull off other shenanigans. But yeah, she's rather limited in her abilities normally.

>>4402594
She gains flight, and the ability to predict the weather for the next 4 hours.

>>4402628
Fuck yeah! Let's go test out our Death from Above move on something!

>>4402628
Oh hey, Nevada is saved. Great job.

Goldmoon seriously needs to learn about Finlay. And through her, Nevada.

>>4402628
I believe I can fly...

>>4402689
Wait where exactly is she?

>>4402697
Safe... but alone. We need new boys, to get revenge for the death of our old ones.

>>4402702
NO ONE CAN REPLACE OUR BOYS!

Seriously, their death was some weird symbolism to how Problem Sleuth ended and Homestruck begun.

>>4402628
>research/bookwork

I say this. Surely we can find something to cure them mutations...?

>>4402697
She's sitting on the sign to Kav's Legit Joint.

>>4402718
That would make more sense if they hadn't first shown up when Problem Sleuth ended. Before he did the long epilogue, but still.

PAUSE SCREEN
ALDWIN CARDSHARP, Human Rogue of Nemelex
Current Quest(s): Baby Stuff

Status: Perfectly Healthy

Sneakiness: Very
Gold: 892

Inventory:
Trick Dagger
Real Dagger
Crossbow
20 bolts
Cloak of Obscurity
Finlay's Hat
Aldwin's Hat
':3' face
'wat' face
Deck of Summons (42) Top Two: Beast, Hive
Deck of Bewitching (6) Top Two: Sleep, Peace
Unknown Chemical (2 vials)
Lily Helmet
Windmill House

Party:
Lily Roosterhalt, Human Apprentice Neckbeard
Xom's Cultist, Orc Priestess of Xom
Coco, Disconcerting Skeleton

>>4402732
Great logic there Cultist. I hope you can explain this to Lily somehow.

Also when we've finally, painstakingly, ended the long and epic quest to cure Goldmoon's mutations, we seriously need to get her laid. She could use it.

>>4402745
If anybody is going to get her to loosen up it's Beardbeard.

>>4402749
This I approve.

>>4402564
There were other options, but people said "The fastest one." The fastest one was, well, mutatey death kiss.

Other options: transform to full mutation and/or fight alongside Coco, or let Coco handle it. People wanted to avoid injury (and rightly so - Cultist has a baby on board), so we went the fast route.

>>4402767
You could still have warned us. It'd've been only fair.

Besides, Coco's paralyzing touch was also pretty fast and good.

>>4402779
To be fair Goldmoon looked like she was charging an attack, Coco might have not been able to touch her.

>>4402792
I would have taken the risk.

>>4402779
>>4402792
You weren't in control of Coco - you were in control of Cultist. Yes, her paralyzing touch would have worked wonderfully, but Coco was in the middle of using her death magic. Cultist intervened.

Yes, I will admit now, it was kinda dumb. This session as a whole is somewhat lackluster, which means I'll need to pick up the pace next week. My apologies.

...its still canon, however.

>>4402829
Well okay, but I do hope that we get a chance to cure her.

Also more fanart please. Draw Mado rescuing Nevada from the fire like Superman! (Yeah I know she was already rescued, but still.)

>>4402829
Well we got SOMETHING done, Mado got Ra.

Speaking of which, a picture of some gods hanging out would be nice. In some sort of deity bar. Maybe discussing the group.

>>4402878
"Oh, my hero!"

>>4402829
Eh, you had to jump all over the place to make it a bit interesting, tying up loose ends and such. Which was needed and worked as well as it could. So, good job Gnome, nice session.

>>4401162
shamelessshiptease.png

>>4402928
Aren't they both married? Like, not to each other?

>>4402945
Who cares?

>>4402945
I dunno. Being hideously mutated can put a cramp in many happy marriages though.

>>4402893
pic related.

>>4402945
Mace is single and apparently disinterested in looking for anyone at all. Nana is married, and sterile by mutation. But I can ship tease anyway.

>>4403000
Who's the one on the left?

>>4403000
Wonder which bit they are talking about....

.>>4403016
The god of undead, I think.

>>4403037
Xanatos is supposed to be male. At least that's what it says in the wiki.

>>4403016
Why not play a guessing game?

Here's some numbers, here's what we know:
1.
2.
3.
4. Ra
5.
6. Yog
7. Xom
8. Fate
9. Pelor
10. Nemelex
11. Satan

With only 4 unknowns, it shouldn't be too hard:

Moradin
Poseidon
Xanatos
Heracles

>>4403048
1 is Heracles...
2 is Posiedon
5. Is Moradin
So through process of eliminations 3 must be Xanatos

>>4403048
Heracles is the one eyed ogre
Poseidon is the eel...thing
Moradin is the dorf without an eye

Which leaves Xanatos who you've written in the wiki to be a MALE GOD!

>>4403048
1. Heracles
2. Poseidon
5. Moradin
3. Xana- I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT!

>>4403000
Xom looks suspiciously like Red. Pure coincidence, I'm sure.

>>4403048
Hmm

1 Heracles
2 Poseidon
3 Xanatos
5 Moradin

>>4403072

...dammit why don't we have a dorf quest slowpoke pick?

>>4403062
>>4403041
The wiki uses Masculine tense for every single god. Its the proper pronoun for unknowns.

Also god damn you people are slow.

>>4403114
FFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffff

>>4403114
Hey shut up Musclebeard, I didn't see YOU helping!

So great, Xanatos is a chick now...so is Poseidon for that matter. Gnome, you do know that girls and boys are different right? Ya know, when you go to the bathroom and all that...?

>>4403114
Hey Gnome any chance just before you go you could give us a rough idea of Godly relations between our newly found gods?

>>4403135
Moradin and Heracles are in a relationship. If any of their worshipers ever finds out, he gets silenced with extreme prejudice.

Xom likes a different god each week. Poseidon has hots for him. Yog has hots for Poseidon.

Pelor once took lewd pictures of drunk and passed-out Poseidon. Only Ra knows of their existence, along with Pelor. He borrows them sometimes.

And Xanatos is controlling everything from behind the scenes.

>>4403160
The Dorf god is gay? Meh. And how can you take lewd pictures... of an eel? That wears no clothes. Just visit a statue of her or something.

>>4403179
Oh you wouldn't believe it. There are so many disgusting things gods keep hidden from us.

>>4403135
ENJOY. Now I'm going to go get lunch.

Goodbye, /tg/. See you later.

>>4403215
> complicated

It's not.

>>4403194
Turning into swans and shagging our women. Disgusting.

>>4403215
>Ra hates Posiedon

I called it! I fucking called it!

>>4403263
Air and water? TOTALLY ROCKET SCIENCE.

>>4403215
Surely Xom should be a color of slightly pinkish red for everyone. And Pelor hates Xan so it might be the cause... Lily might turn out similar.

The god section on 1d4chan is going to need a big update. A big update by someone who isn't me.

>>4403406
So does TVTropes. Mentioned in the last thread by Gnome himself.

>>4403215
Thanks Gnome. Now I can see how religion affects things. So...
Kav and Aldwin have opposing gods... Coco will have problems with Lily, Goldmoon (duh) and some Dorfs, Mado will not have some problems with some dorfs and that Goldmoon priestess... and that's about it with the conflict.

Despite the fact that this thread is already on page 4, I know of a surefire way to fix Goldmoon.

Get a permanent polymorph, like we did for Garrelf. She'll still be mutated, but her outward form won't reflect the mutations, so she can look like a normal celestial again and not suffer the impediments of having her legs fused.

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We will do this.