>>4439213

Give it back. Tell her that she doesn't even need to do the sex slave stuff, returning it to her is gift enough.

Duh.

keep the titan

It's more expensive than a hooker.

give it back to her no strings attached. I am really a white knight in real life.

Make her a sex slave TO the Titan for a day. Take pictures, use as blackmail for sex every day.

Give it back to her, nothing needed in return except a 2000 point game.
It would suck to lose a model.

if she's fat: keep the mini.
if she's hot: pic related.

Probably give it back.

And ask her how she lost it.

I'd give it back no strings attached, because if she's insane enough to offer that, I don't want to be anywhere near her with my clothing off.

be all smooth like and be like no need to whore your self but hows about a date hot stuff whale giving back the titan

Give it back and then play a couple games with her because obviously any gamer chick who cares enough about the game to get a Titan is probably pretty cool.

She was exaggerating/lying. Enjoy being a "nice guy".

>GAMER CHICK

night time /tg/ is full of good-aligned fa/tg/uys it seems

Honestly, I'd give it back. It's Forge World, and I know how I'd feel if I lost something like that.

And on a completely unrelated note, since when did we have mods?

Give it back and then compare armies. Also drool at titan.

I know how I'd feel if I lost a titan.

You're all wimpy moralfags.

That being said, I would do the same.

being the nice guy is the only real option if you dont plan on keeping the figure, theres no gaurentee she will make good on her offer even if you try to keep it from her she could easily steal it or whimp out on being taken and bound by a total stranger,

As all the others, give it back and don't ask for much in return.

>>4439287
what'd the mods do?

Keep titan. build titan. smash titan with hammer to have unique terrain for my table.

Return it, of course. You don't steal from fellow fa/tg/uys. I don't do differences by gender - she's one of ours if she's so broken at losing a Forgeworld Titan.

Also, I wouldn't believe even for a moment she said that stuff seriously (we all do hyperbole when we're distressed), and even if, not even think for a moment of trying to cash that in. Seriously, that would be just wrong.

That said, if I can manage to get a chat going and get a date, well, rules to be me. If not, ah well, I did some good today. Either way, I win.

give it back than kick her in the balls for being a tranny, there are no 40k gamer chicks

And this is how you finally get laid... This juncture is usually where the wheels fall off. It suited us once to appear weak and compassionate because we didn't know the truth about girls yet. But today... is a new day...

There will be no moves to give back the Titan. There will be no kindness. There will be none of your CRAP!

NONE OF IT!

Keep the Titan and you will have the craziest sex of your life for the next 24 hours and more if you follow my directions. Give back the Titan and you WILL have blueballs all week.

>>4439302

And there's nothing wrong with that!
Besides, most of the time, for all the angsty, cigar-chomping antiheroes that we (all right, I) play, at the heart of it isn't it the fa/tg/uy or ca/tg/irl dream to play the goodguy?

>>4439310
Posted a pornographic image of an Exalted character. Honestly, it wasn't even that good; I only put it up as a joke.

I'd say "Here's your titan, but I don't want you as a fucking sex slave, I have a girlfriend, and that's enough for me, and also, don't be so fucking slutty, it always gets one ass into trouble, regardless if you're man or woman, knock it the fuck off.".

1. It is convenient that she shows up at the flgs the day after i find my new titan on the side of the road. Too Convenient. Likely she is either out to score a free titan, or is the sister of one of the other store gamers who have made a eldritch pack with her in order to get a free titan.

2. She is a woman, and therefore not to be trusted. Her promises are like bargains with tzeentch. Soon to be twisted beyond all original intent and used against you for their own amusement.

3. What desire have i for carnal pleasures offered by foul rites and bargains offered by the servants of slaanesh? Any such union, no blessed in the eyes of the Immortal God Emperor of All Mankind would be a cursed one, damning all involved to a eternity of torment cast out of the light of the Divine Emperor and into the very abyss of chaos.

No, i shall retain possession of His most holy of war relics, so that it may serve His glory in battle. I will not see it brought low into the service of the ruinous powers.

NOBLE INTERNET WHITE KNIGHTS YOU HAVE PASSED THIS TEST AND PROVEN YOUR WORTH. THERE WAS NO TITAN OR GIRL. IT WAS ALL AN ILLUSION TO TEST YOUR VIRTUE.

TAKE YOUR SEATS BESIDE ME AT THE ROUND TABLE AND, IN THE NAME OF GOD ALMIGHTY, HELP BANISH THE LONG NIGHT AND RESTORE CHIVALRY ACROSS THE LAND.

>>4439425
I'll get my dice.

>>4439425

I am a tenth level Vice President.

AS FOR THE REST OF YOU... YOU HAVE CHOSEN...POORLY!

>>4439425
Um, I'm not Christian. Can I come along too?

>>4439425
You have my sword, sire!

>>4439453

OF COURSE YOU CAN. GOD LOVES ALL HIS CHILDREN AND THE RIGHTEOUS SHALL NEVER BE TURNED AWAY.

HAVE YOU NEVER OF HEARD OF MY OLD FRIEND SIR PLYOMIDES? A SARACEN WHO WIELDED THE SCIMITAR AS SKILLFULLY AS THE LANCE.

>>4439425
Fuck year, it pays to be the good guy. On /tg/ at least.

>>4439472
Heh, why not. Let's go, Majesty!

>>4439456

TO YOU THEN GOES THE HONOR OF THE FIRST QUEST.

YOU MUST HUNT AND SLAY THE QUESTING BEAST. A MONSTROUS ABOMINATION THAT CANNOT BE SEEN, NOR HEARD, NOR CAUGHT.

GO WITH CHRIST AND RETURN WHEN THE DEED IS DONE, BRAVE KNIGHT.

This is very win. Xom approves of this thread.

Now...does anyone want any...free potions?

>>4439570
>Xom
>free stuff
Ooh, I've got a good feeling about this!

>>4439577
They are orange and bubbling. Nothing can go wrong! It is clearly a orange-flavoured carbonated beverage. Ignore the smoke.

I'd give it back regardless of whether or not the person was offering sexings, and even regardless of gender.

This is because I don't play 40k and have no use for a miniature used to play it, and more importantly because I am an actual decent person and wouldn't steal anything.

>>4439530

FOR YOU, THE SECOND KNIGHT TO ANSWER THE CALL, I CONFER THE SACRED DUTY OF SLAYING THE GIANT OF MOUNT ST-MICHEL, A BEAST WHO RAPES AND DEVOURS INNOCENT MAIDS AND HAS DEVASTATED THE COASTS OF ALBION.

BEWARE! HE CANNOT DIE UNLESS HE SO CHOOSES TO FORSAKE LIFE. I CAN TELL YOU NO MORE.

I WILL PRAY FOR YOU AND KEEP VIGIL UNTIL YOU RETURN.

>>4439353
Get out of here Cobra Commander go back to playing 40k with Abbadon.

>King Arthur

A challenger appears!

>>4439609
Aye, Majesty. Just let me get some magic potions from this chappie here...

>>4439570
>>4439583
All right, gimme a few.

>>4439356
Speak for yourself, I play paladins like they're going out of style. There's just something so damn satisfying about riding in on a white horse to save the day. Pic related. Or not really. It seems I have pitifully few proper pics for paladins and other such heroes.

REQUESTING PALADIN/WHITE KNIGHT IMAGE DUMP!

>>4439609
Rapes and devours innocent maids you say?

So you tell all maids of Albion that Santa doesn't exist and the beast, out of innocent maids, decides to put itself out of its misery?

>>4439651

IT IS SATAN HIMSELF!

>>4439651

ANY MAN WHO WOULD BE A KNIGHT AND FOLLOW A KING... FOLLOW ME.

>>4439651
>>This thread

return it and fuck her is the only option.

hot damn you guys are dumb.

>>4439213

probly give it back. Karma is a bitch, though I would be extremely tempted to keep it.

or maybe this is karmas way of being nice to me. This cant be right.

Give it back, GW makes shitty games.

The sex bit is a boring as all hell concept.

Besides, fagfag is fagfagfag.

>>4439400

>eldritch pack

It's what occultists get when they do a load of sit-ups.

>>4439685
I shall destroy you and your pathetic knights, and then... The world shall be mine to devour!

I ask her what kind of Titan is was and how she lost it.
If it happens to be the same kind I found, and she lost it in a way that corresponds to the circumstances of me finding it, I give it back.
If not? Free Titan.

>>4439213
I'd give it back regardless of whether sex were being offered or not, but if offered, I certainly wouldn't pass up on it.

>>4439758
GOD'S WOUNDS! 'TIS THE BEAST HIMSELF! RALLY TO ME, COMRADES, THAT WE MIGHT PURGE IT'S EVIL FROM ENGLAND'S GREEN AND MERRY FIELDS!

>WILLING TO BE A SEX SLAVE

Obvious lie is obvious. She's trying to use her mystical VAGINA POWAH to control geeks within her vicinity. Keep the Titan, as moralfagging is going to get you, at best, a quick "thankyou" before she runs off to fuck her boyfriend silly.

I'd give her the titan, and then turn down her offer of sex.Turning down girls makes me feel fucking awesome.

>>4439773
Just a sec, destroying a couple of Japanese cities...

Done. Where were we? Oh yes, posturing.

*ahem*
What chance have you against one such as I? My chains broken, mere men such as you can not hope to match my power!

THE LAST GLIMMERS OF LIGHT ARE EXTINGUISHED AND THE WORLD IS PLUNGED ANEW IN FIRE AND DARKNESS.

SURELY THERE ARE STILL MEN OF COURAGE AND FAITH TO FIGHT BACK THE NIGHT AND USHER IN A GLORIOUS NEW AGE?

IF ONLY THE QUESTING KNIGHTS RETURNED...

>>4439725
>Karma

So your entire sense of morality revolves around the idea that you only do what's right out of fear of cosmic retribution?

Whatever happened to doing the right thing because it's, you know, right?

Ok, so wait. If a paladin were to find this lost item...

1. He gives it back, gets the sex (because she INSISTS) and breaks his vow of chastity he falls?

2. He gives back the item but doesn't have sex with the girl. She had secretly set this whole thing up to get someone to have sex with her because she felt herself unlovable; and now with this recent turn of events she kills herself from rejection causing the paladin to fall?

3. He keeps it, and later finds out that the girl was already unhinged and on the verge of a mental breakdown, and commits suicide over this recent loss and he falls?

Mention that I have one I haven't opened, that I'm kind of regretting purchasing it, and offer to sell it to her.

>>4439819

I'm a bit late, but I swear my sword to the cause!

>>4439815
>>4439819

AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE, ASSEEEEEEMBLLLLLLEEE!

>>4439815
WE ARE NOT MERE MEN! WE ARE THE KNIGHTS OF KING ARTHUR'S COURT, THE PINNACLE OF HUMAN FAITH, SKILL, AND MARTIAL PUISSANCE! FACE YOUR UNDOING, O THING OF THE PIT!

>>4439841
#1 Doesn't cause you to fall, if memory serves.

>>4439841 2

FALLING DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY

make a silicon mold of it, make two copies. ebay the original for the 00+ dollars its worth, keep one copy for myself, and return a dupe to the girl, who i proceed to enjoy some fine sexings with

>>4439897

HOLD THE LINE, BROTHERS, IN THE NAME OF KING ARTHUR!

FORGIVE ME, LORD. DOUBT HAD WEAKENED MY RESOLVE.

MY ILLUSION IS DISSOLVED. MY ERROR DESTROYED. BY YOUR GRACE, NOW I AM FIRM. MY DOUBTS ARE DISPERSED. I WILL ACT ACCORDING TO YOUR WORD.

KAY, TRUEST OF THE TRUE, GATHER THE LAST MEN WHO STILL HAVE THE WILL TO FIGHT. TOMMOROW, AT DAWN, I RIDE OUT AND FACE THE DEVIL.

>>4439213
HA! I know that the gamer chick is a FATTY not worthy of my PENIS. I lul and keep the titan, painting it better than her frail feminine hands could ever hope to.

NOW, ONCE MORE, I MUST RIDE OUT WITH MY KNIGHTS TO DEFEND WHAT WAS, AND THE DREAM OF WHAT COULD BE.

rofl, archive this thread plz

>>4439951
Hey Arthur, old buddy old pal... Don't you like... Have a basement full of Holy Artefacts?
I mean, yeah, you never found the grail. But you can't tell me you didn't find ANY holy stuff on your quests.

My lord sovereign, I have come back in time to serve you!

You see, this fellow named Zon or something like that was offering potions...

FEAR NOT THE NIGHT AND THE TERRORS IT HOLDS. ALL BEINGS FALL INTO THE NIGHT AND ALL BEINGS ARE BROUGHT BACK TO DAYLIGHT.

Made my day /tg/, go forth and... do...what ever it is you do when you arent here. You do leave dont you?

There is so much honour in this thread it makes me cry manly tears for the brotherhood of fa/tg/uys, My brethren inspire me to do great deeds!!!! I shall return the Titan and return home to my gf with my honour intact.

I'd at least ask her what sort of a titan she lost and where. If the box contained a Warhound and she lost a Reaver, then what the fuck she's gonna do with my titan?

If mine is what she's after, I'd return it without asking anything. If she's a real class act lady, she won't leave it at that, but if she's just a bitch baaawing for attention, then fuck her, since that's the last thing I want.

And I shall finish the transaction by pressing my nipple and saying "Mission accomplished, beam me up, Scotty." After which I run out of the store like a superhero.

NO WEAPON CAN PIERCE THE LIFE THAT INFORMS YOU. NO FIRE CAN BURN IT, NO WATER CAN DRENCH IT, NO WIND CAN MAKE IT DRY, HAVE NO FEAR AND RIDE BECAUSE GOD LOVES YOU.

>>4440011
Will you be making a WOOOOOSH sound?

YOU MAY HAVE YOUR TITAN BACK

ALL I ASK IN RETURN IS THAT YOU PLEDGE YOUR UNDYING LOYALTY TO THE LEGIO FUCKSHITUPPICUS.

TOGETHER WE SHALL LAY WASTE TO GW STORES ACROSS THE NATION.

ALSO CAN I BORROW YOUR TITAN AS SO FAR THE LEGIO FUCKSHITUPPICUS CONSISTS OF AN IMPERIAL GUARD PLATOON.

PROXIED WITH ELVES.

SEE HOW LIFE RETURNS ONCE MORE TO THE LAND! A NEW AGE HAS BEGUN. WHERE ALL MEN ARE LOVED AND ALL ARE EQUAL IN THE SIGHT OF GOD.

THE NIGHT IS PASSING! LOOK - IT'S SPRING. THE BUDS ARE SWEET, THE WATER SPARKLES, EVERYONE IS JOYFUL.... WE LAY OUR LIVES DOWN SO THAT MEN MAY LIVE ON EARTH AS IN HEAVEN.

>>4439213
"Gamer chick" can mean many things.

I'm sad to say that I'd undoubtedly return the titan of an even average looking woman, while a hambeast would receive nothing from me but laughs and cruel gazes.

Like most men my chivalry is really motivated by my dick and, while that surely is a potent force, it is not going to take effect in every situation.

>>4440047
Fuck you King Arthur, when Adam delved and Eve span who was then a gentleman?

>>4439887
Source on this pic?

>>4440062

I would probably end up proving to the world what a moralfag i actually am, and hand it over to her.

>>4440062

STAND BACK! Be silent! Be still! That’s it… and look upon this moment. Savor it! Rejoice with great gladness! Great gladness! Remember it always, for you are joined by it. You are One, under the stars. Remember it well, then… this night, this great victory. So that in the years ahead, you can say, ‘I was there that night, with Arthur, the King!’ For it is the doom of men that they forget.

>>4439213
BRING THE TITAN HOME AND CHERISH IT. YOU SEE, I HAVE NO NEED FOR WOMEN AS I AM A MAN OF SCIENCE AND ECONOMICS.

You're not my king. I didn't vote for you.

>>4440155
One does not vote for Kings in a Theocracy

AT LAST, THE BATTLE IS WON. THE COST WAS HIGH HOWEVER AND - AND... many good men rest with God.... Too many.

I am weary Merlin.

I am tired of fighting and wish... I have often thought that in the hereafter of our lives, when I owe no more to the future and can be just a man, that I may meet a young gamer chick, and she will come to me and claim me as hers, and know that I am her husband. It is a dream I have…

>>4440155

Jesus is our only king.

>>4440178

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

'sides, they elected Queen Amidala.

I, warrior princess wishes to join King Arthur's upcoming quest. Then I would like to tear the King apart on my iron bed with a spike fit for a King's arsehole.

Such a girl, however, does not exist in this world. Not yet, and not for many ages to come. To find her, you must depart these shores.

Go then , Arthur. Lay down your burdens and be at peace. She is waiting for you.

And Arthur lived happily ever after.

>>4439213
Give back the Titan, and gently decline her offer. The further course of action depends on what she's actually like.