>>4458881

I'M A DRAGON. I'M A DRAGON. SUCK MY DIIIIICK. I'M A DRAGON.

>>4458895

dragons are furry shit

>>4458901

Maybe dragons are just too awesome for you to comprehend, buddy.

>>4458950
Maybe comprehend are just too buddy for you to awesome, dragons.

>>4458975

Maybe niggers are just too Dragon for you to buddy, awesome.

>>4458980

Comprehend dragons just maybe buddy, for awesome to you are too.

>>4458980
Maybe niggers are just too niggers niggers niggers to niggers, niggers.

>>4459001

Maybe niggers niggers just too niggers niggers niggers to niggers, niggers.

>>4458881

Second part. Not the ending I was hoping for, but hey! We'll see how things go next week.

>>4458950
>scaly shit

Fixed!

Wait, is this a 4e game, or a 3.5 game?

Since I don't recall there being NE things in 4e, but Dragonborn aren't common player races in 3.5... SO FONCUSED.

>>4459653

3.5.

""s are because I forget which race is actually written on his character sheet, if he didn't homebrew one with the DM.

>>4459659
Fair enough!

I sure as hell felt justified in breathing fire on him when I'm in an adjacent square.

>>4458881
>Fuck you I'm a dragon
A men brother.

>>4459014
Awwww

If he's human sized and has a breath weapon, it's probably a half-dragon.

... Okay, 3.5E actually had a shitton of dragony templates, so I don't know. Probably a half-dragon, though. I played one of thems once. It was fun.

>>4458881
I now imagine Eldritch Blast as having the same movement as a Hadoken.

>>4461509
>I sure as hell felt justified in breathing fire on him when I'm in an adjacent square.

Well, it was clearly to prove a point. Just punching him again wouldn't have.

>>4461714

Should have grappled hin and lifted him off the ground while choking him. Then yell at him before breathing fire into his face (or why not at the same time). I'm sure that would hammer the point in well.

>>4461759

I felt just -staring- at them then suddenly breathing fire while screaming "FUCK YOU IM A DRAGON" -during- the firebreathing was more funny. I apparently made the game stop for a few minutes to get people to laugh their heads off.

>>4461659

Also Rosweb is a Dragonborn(No previous race). DM said it was okay if I just said I'm playing the fluff like 4e's.

>>4461992

So wait, are there 3.5 dragonborn?

>>4461992
Shoulda been a half-dragon. Half-dragons are great, and 3.5 canon.

>>4464089

>LA: +3

Eh, I dunno.

>>4463712
Yes. 3.5 fluff is that dragonborn are members of other races that Bahamut likes. They get his call, and if they choose to do so, they seal themselves in a giant egg and "hatch" a day later, reborn as dragonborn.

>>4463712

Races of Dragon, dawg. Template applicable to any race. Put on warforged for shits and giggles since they retain a lot of warforged stuff despite restrictions.

>>4464817
and if you lose his favor, you lose the template.

>>4464828

>Furthermore, dragonborn paladins can leave that class and return to it without penalty.

Oh, wow.

>>4465750

Now you can be the half-dragon paladin/samurai with a katana and eyes that change with his mood you've always wanted!

>>4466298

Those suck. I wanna be a Warblade still :(

Also, a funny side note: During the ensuing thwok and firebreathign, the guy who casted "Calm Emotions" admiting he doesn't have any healing spells, but it was not conveyed to the two angry characters.

Aka, we have no one with healing spells <3

>>4466777

Grats on sitting days at a time to heal.

Bah, what's the name of the blog that has these comics? My google-fu is weak.

>>4466777

If he can prepare Calm Emotions, he can prepare Cure spells.

If you need healing spells and he was supposed to do them, tell him to stop being a faggot.