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  • File :1241319877.png-(77 KB, 600x400, pause.png)
    77 KB Dorf Quest XXXXII Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/02/09(Sat)23:04 No.4465383  
    Man, there are a lot of these Dorf Quest things.
    Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Dorf%20Quest
    Wiki: http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Dorf_Quest

    PAUSE SCREEN
    BEARDBEARD GODSLAYER, Dorfen Berserker
    Current Quest(s): Conquer Region

    ALCOHOLISM: drunk
    GOLD: 19,725

    STATUS: BBEG

    MUTATIONS:
    Vestigial Wings
    No Left Eye
    3rd eye on back
    Webbed Hands
    Three Breath
    Poison Immunity
    Scales

    INVENTORY:
    Iron Axe
    +8/+10 Two Handed Axe of the Pit
    1 Torch
    Overworld Map
    Hydra Armor
    Stone of Ionus
    Wooden Leg
    Map to Beardbeard's Kingdom
    Golden Sceptre
    Antimagic Bird Cage
    Dragon Hide

    Party:
    Driblis + Kobold Army
    Presley and Cheska
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/02/09(Sat)23:06 No.4465391
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    ...Beardbeard feels the world's balance is shifting. Its weird - it doesn't feel like it is his fault this time. Maybe.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:07 No.4465402
    >>4465391
    GET SOME SORCERER SCIENTIST THINGIES ON IT.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:08 No.4465406
    >>4465391
    Punch The Sun!
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:10 No.4465421
    THE SUN HAS BEEN CORRUPTED, PUNCH IT TILL IT TURNS BACK TO NORMAL.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:12 No.4465440
    >>4465421
    THE KOLBOLDS CAN HELP
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:13 No.4465451
    >>4465438
    >>4465420
    Obvious samefag
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/02/09(Sat)23:18 No.4465481
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    >>4465402
    You have no sorcerors! You call in your city's finest minds: X-King and Presley!

    Presley informs you of an up and coming metal band's recent activities, and the King suggests urgent action be taken against them. You propose to wait for a more opportune time to come along, curious as to what threat a strip of metal has to your leadership.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:20 No.4465496
    >>4465476
    No, you're just trolling.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:21 No.4465501
    >>4465420
    >>4465438
    >>4465476
    Definate Samefag that doesn't know anything.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:25 No.4465526
    >>4465420
    >>4465438
    >>4465476
    >>4465492
    >>4465507
    Use the Hide Thread function. Seriously, you make it painfully obvious that your the same person.
    FUCK OFF
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:27 No.4465539
    >>4465481
    Do these wise sages have any advice about a new leg?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/02/09(Sat)23:27 No.4465542
    Does anybody have anything that can turn the dragon hide into dragon armor?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:28 No.4465543
    Goddamn people keep ruining good things. FUCK
    FUCK
    FUCK
    FUCK
    FUCK
    FUCK
    FUCK
    FUCK
    FUCK
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:29 No.4465549
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    >>4465420
    >>4465476
    >>4465492
    >>4465507
    >>4465522
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/02/09(Sat)23:29 No.4465554
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    >>4465476
    >stop
    I have been trying to come to a decent conclusion for a couple weeks now. We are getting there.

    Also, focus gaiz.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/02/09(Sat)23:29 No.4465556
    >>4465543
    I don't see sage fags because I have the 4chan filter add-on.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:30 No.4465562
    You know, I didn't really like it, but it's not like we have these every day. So getting anal over these is retarded.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:30 No.4465567
    >>4465481
    Look Around
    Get back on topic
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/02/09(Sat)23:31 No.4465572
    Is the dragon hide generic fire dragon hide or some sort of elemental dragon hide? If the former, then enchanting it and wearing it will provide excellent fire protection and make fighting the evil sun much more bearable.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/02/09(Sat)23:33 No.4465591
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    >>4465539
    Weeks in development, they have developed a brand new scientific means of equalizing your height issue!

    The all-new Stone Platform Sandal!
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:33 No.4465592
    >>4465481
    I am now curious as to who this metal band is.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 05/02/09(Sat)23:34 No.4465596
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    >>4465580
    Nation game came from /trv/, don't blame this shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:34 No.4465600
    >>4465591
    It is glorious! ... and unwieldy! ...see if someone can add a small axe to it.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:35 No.4465604
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    >>4465420
    >>4465438
    >>4465476
    >>4465492
    >>4465507
    >>4465522
    >>4465530
    >>4465566
    >>4465580
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/02/09(Sat)23:35 No.4465605
    Also, find some way to transplant your third eye into your empty eye socket or better yet, make some sort of magic eye that does something awesome. You should also make your wings grow more and drip some blood on them. Equip the kobolds with some cloaks and daggers so they can assassinate.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:37 No.4465628
    >>4465591
    Ask if they have any way to fight the sun
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:42 No.4465661
    >>4465591
    is there any way we can recruit sunbeard into our city?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:43 No.4465673
    >>4465661
    Actually, that's a better idea.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/02/09(Sat)23:44 No.4465685
    >>4465661
    Maybe we could develop something that fires mind controlling beards that receives signals from beardbeard's beard.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:44 No.4465686
    >>4465661
    >>4465673
    I thought SunBeard was dead.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:44 No.4465687
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    Sage for shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:45 No.4465691
    SHARPEN THE STONE SANDAL INTO AN AXE SHAPE.

    FOR NO REASON.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 05/02/09(Sat)23:45 No.4465696
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    >>4465675
    you clearly haven't seen his DA page
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:45 No.4465697
    You know, I liked RQ, and this quest too at first. But it's obviously gotten out of hand, time to die.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:45 No.4465700
    >>4465686
    so? We have brought back to life about every other character anyway.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:46 No.4465702
    >>4465637
    hah oh wow
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/02/09(Sat)23:46 No.4465703
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    >>4465637
    >Take this shit to /ic/
    >/ic/ - art and critique
    I am not looking for critique. The fact there is art involved is simply a way to improve the experience. This would be much less exciting if you didn't actually see the elves getting beheaded by a door.

    This is a gaming session, a roleplaying game, with its own unique set of rules. If I attempted this in /ic/, it would not be board related. Roleplaying is /tg/ related. Therefore, a roleplaying thread should be in /tg/.

    Thank you troll, for re-raising an ages-old argument that has to be re-settled every week or so. You are truly a worthwhile person and I appreciate you.

    Now, I have some players here who want to tell a certain dorf what to do. We have a game to play, and I intend to play it.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:46 No.4465705
    >>4465591

    We're the BBEG, take our army and conquer, start with Eridia!
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:47 No.4465708
    >>4465704
    solutin?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:47 No.4465713
    >>4465703
    I FUCKING TOLD YOU.

    SHARPEN THAT STONE LEG INTO AN AXE.

    THIS IS CRUCIAL. WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH AXE. ONE LEGENDARY PIECE OF SCRAP METAL DOESN'T CUT IT.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:47 No.4465718
    >>4465704
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_dilemma
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:47 No.4465719
    >>4465685
    My god.

    But think of the arcane magic you can afford with the resources of a kingdom. This sounds possible!
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/02/09(Sat)23:49 No.4465727
    >>4465703
    Make magic fire resisting dragon armor from the hide then fight the sun.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 05/02/09(Sat)23:50 No.4465739
    >>4465713
    this plan.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:50 No.4465744
    >>4465703
    Ask your two advisor's to recruit the sun into your kingdom
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:53 No.4465768
    >>4465751
    There is nothing furry here, you faggot.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/02/09(Sat)23:54 No.4465775
    If you have fire resistance, you can light your beard on fire and it will burn as long as you keep the dragon armor on.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:55 No.4465777
    Bump for continuation
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:56 No.4465787
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    Do you see what you've done? Do you?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:57 No.4465793
    end yourself, scribblefag.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:58 No.4465800
    attempt to regain Questage:

    ask priests WTF is up with Sunbeard,
    see that booze and weapon production in the fort is going well, (what metals do we have access to?)
    check on training of dwarven Crossbowmen and Wrestlers, possibly some Wizards too.
    Start a Kobold Clan of Ninja Assassins.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)23:59 No.4465811
    >>4465800
    This will fail. We should try again once the retard's gone.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:00 No.4465818
    Just wait like, an hour. His mom'll have to make him go to bed some time
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)00:00 No.4465822
    >>4465800
    Dwarfs make shitty wizards. Are there any deep elves around that we can recruit?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)00:03 No.4465838
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    >>4465713
    >>4465727
    >Suit up
    You have your smiths forge your Dragon Hide into Dragon Armor, and have your Stone Sandal made into an Axfoot.

    >>4465775
    That would still cause beard damage, sadly.

    >>4465787
    Yes, yes I do. I have created a merry tromp of violence and rage, dropped a few too many drama bombs, suck at ending stories, and attracted the unwieldy ire of a sagefag.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:04 No.4465845
    >>4465838
    THEN WE MIGHT AS WELL FINISH THIS, HUH?

    FIND THE FUCK OUT OF GARRELF.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:04 No.4465847
    >>4465824
    you prefer balant agresive trolling to minor, easily ignorable content?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:04 No.4465848
    >>4465838
    Get ready to dismember the sun!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:04 No.4465854
    >>4465838
    ...it seems to me that Beardbeard would actually LIKE the trolling. What with all the rage and destruction that is being caused in his name.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:05 No.4465861
    >>4465822
    ELVES!?!?!? Hell No!
    maby we can look into genetic recombination to empower dwarves for the "caster" role, how does a Magma Dwarf sound?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:06 No.4465864
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    This is a shit thread. All posts are of the worst postdwarfship.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:08 No.4465878
    >>4465838
    GO FIND SUNBEARD.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:08 No.4465879
    Your mother must be so proud of you, sir troll.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:09 No.4465884
    >>4465878
    we have a priest of Moradin in the house? ask him WTF is up.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)00:10 No.4465889
    Your iron axe seems to plain. Since you already have a main weapon, it should probably have a returning brand, so you can throw it. It also needs some accuracy enchantments because you won't hit a goddamn thing otherwise since you only have one eye.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:12 No.4465900
    Guys, just ignore this crap and move on with the quest. Don't bother wasting replies with it.

    At any rate, I second finding out about Sunbeard.

    Also the Kobold Ninjas. If only to see them fail at sneaking.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)00:12 No.4465903
    >>4465861
    Deep elves are shorter, paler, underground elves that specialize in the magical arts destruction. They also summon demons and shoot spears made of fucking diamonds. They may be elves, but they are god damn dwarvenly for elves.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)00:15 No.4465912
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    >What happened to Sunbeard?
    By all of your best guesses, it seems he was replaced by Demonsun. Possibly violently.

    >>4465848
    You stand atop the highest mountain, and call out Demonsun. His mockery of Sunbeard will not stand.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:15 No.4465915
    >>4465613
    that's cute. you actually think we have mods here.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)00:16 No.4465922
    >>4465903
    Also, armor makes casting spells really hard, which screws over dwarfs even more. Although, they excel at using magical devices, which don't get impeded by armor. Maybe a deep elf demonologist could make decks of demon cards for everybody.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:16 No.4465924
    >>4465915
    One day we will have. One day the line will be broken, and moot will land from heavens and put shit in order again.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:17 No.4465930
    >>4465854
    Xom is amused.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:18 No.4465942
    >>4465912

    Deforest his hydrogen from his helium.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:18 No.4465943
    >>4465912

    Are we...are we actually challenging the sun itself?

    FUCK. YES.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:19 No.4465945
    >>4465912
    Sweet! we can hear it striaght from the horses' mouth!

    Ask Demonsun what he did with Sunbeard!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:20 No.4465958
    >>4465912
    Sun looks pissed. Hopefully we haven't bitten off more than we can chew. ...or chug.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:22 No.4465969
    >>4465943
    This sun is a rude imitation of Sunbeard and must be put down!

    We killed a god already. It's not that big of a step.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:22 No.4465971
    >>4465912
    Sunbeard must be INSIDE Demonsun! carve Demonsun to look like Sunbeard again!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:23 No.4465976
    >>4465924
    Order? You expect ORDER?!

    This is democracy. This is self-government. This is the perfect example of for the people, by the people.

    With active mods, this would descend into chaos, needing to be crushed under the iron boot of oligarchy.

    This is /tg/.

    This IS order.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)00:24 No.4465984
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    >>4465945
    >Ask Demonsun what he did with Sunbeard!
    His answer is very brief.

    "Detonation."
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:24 No.4465986
    >>4465912
    TELL DEMON SUN HE PERFORMS NUCLEAR REACTIONS WORSE THAN HIS GIRLFRIEND.

    AND AT LEAST HIS GIRLFRIEND WAS GOOD IN BED. SOMETHING DEMONBEARD CAN'T ATTEST TO IF HIS GIRLFRIEND'S BITCHING ABOUT HIS ED IS TRUE.

    ALSO, HIS BEARD IS SOMETHING LESS THAN WHAT CHILDREN ARE BORN WITH.

    FUCKING SHITTY ASS SUN. BRING IT THE FUCK ON.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:24 No.4465988
    >>4465971

    How do I carve beard?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)00:25 No.4465996
    >>4465984
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:25 No.4466001
    >>4465984
    Then that must become Demonsun's fate as well! Officially declare war on the sun, then get the smart dudes to research ways to fight it.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:26 No.4466002
    >>4465984
    In this setting, it's apparently quite safe to look directly into sun.

    Punch him to face to establish superiority. Or smite him with your axe, more like it.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:27 No.4466008
    >>4465984
    That's doesn't sound very nice. Of course, neither are we.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:27 No.4466010
    >>4466001
    SCREW THAT! COMBINE BREATH WITH DEFORESTATION! SHOW HIM THE SOUL OF THE DWARF!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:27 No.4466011
    >>4465988
    LIKE A CHAMP
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    >>4465984
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:31 No.4466042
    >>4466016
    Except quests are completely /tg/ related, which is a fact that has been established time and time and time and time again. Congrats on not knowing shit about issues that have already been solved, jackass. Enjoy your ban.

    >>4465984
    FUCK HIS SHIT UP.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)00:32 No.4466045
    What does the stone of Ionus do?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:33 No.4466056
    >>4466045
    Melts stone is about the extent we have seen through experimentation.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:34 No.4466059
    just as a "things on the to-do-list" for after we Vanquish the Demonsun and Restore Sunbeard, i'm seconding the Ninja Kobold idea.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:34 No.4466061
    >>4466042
    You're wasting your breath. This is a lousy troll who ignores everything we say and just spams.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)00:34 No.4466064
    Also, where did we get the scepter from?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:35 No.4466065
    >>4466064
    it can destroy stone.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:35 No.4466069
    >>4466045
    it disintegrates stuff we headbutt.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)00:35 No.4466070
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    >>4466002
    >In this setting, it's apparently quite safe to look directly into sun.
    Why yes, it is.

    >>4466010
    You activate your Three Breath in unison with your Deforestation! The hail of gobstoppers joins you as you pierce the heavens!

    >>4466016
    Man, you are a whiny bitch, huh. Stop being stubborn.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:35 No.4466072
    Hate to be a party pooper, but shouldn't we find a way to restore Sunbeard before plunging everything into eternal night?

    I'm sure there are a few people who'd love that, but imagine how much more horrifying Finlay becomes when you don't see him coming until it's too late.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:36 No.4466075
    waiting to see
    >>4466022
    catch
    >>4466049
    and the results thereof.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:36 No.4466077
    >>4466049
    I can see at least four bannable offenses you've done in this thread, whereas Gnome hasn't done one.

    Enjoy your perma-ban.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:36 No.4466079
    I always find it hilarious how trolls have furry collections. Kinda make you wonder.

    On a side note, we're totally gonna get fucked up by Demonsun.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:37 No.4466081
    >>4466072
    Bah! one thing at a time! KILL!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:38 No.4466091
    >>4466072
    Beardbeard doesn't go into details. He just smashes shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:38 No.4466092
    >>4466072
    >Planning ahead
    >Beardbeard
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:39 No.4466094
    >>4466070

    We just punched a hole in the sun. Holy shit.

    Top it off by spinning around, splitting the thing in half, and landing with a dramatic pose as the sundemon goes supernova in the background.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:39 No.4466098
    >>4466072
    maybe we can have a priest of Ra resurrect him.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:39 No.4466099
    >>4466079
    >I always find it hilarious how trolls have furry collections. Kinda make you wonder.

    Yeah I was wondering this too. Was going to ask about it but decided not to give him attention.

    In any case, we seem to have a janitor deleting furry porn.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:39 No.4466100
    >>4466077
    MODS = GODS!!!
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)00:39 No.4466102
    >>4466072
    Maybe combining the stone of Ionus with the golden scepter will allow beardbeard to grow his wings out and fly into the heavens to illuminate the earth in place of the sun.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:40 No.4466104
    stop it. enough of this bullshit already.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:42 No.4466118
    >>4466102
    Bah, screw that, sounds boring, lets get Sunbeard back!

    and Holy Crap, samefag really was Samefag, someone had a lot of time on their hands.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:42 No.4466122
    >>4466102
    But that'd end the story of Beardbeard. And be horribly boring for him too.

    We'll delegate that job for Driblis.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:43 No.4466125
    >>4466104
    Bitch. One sagefag done been deleted (and permabanned? pretty please?) you wanna be next?

    And as to the topic at hand, if the whirling storm of axe and candy does not stop Demonsun then do something dorfily nuts! Like... seeing if the stone of ionus works backwards and you can turn the metals in demonsun into a solid! The gases float away and Demonsun is dead and we are left with enough raw metals to smelt for aeons! it's win win!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:44 No.4466134
    >>4466070
    I can't really think of anything that can top off the awesomeness of this.

    >>4466104
    Um... all of the 'Stop this shit' posts have kinda... disappeared? Doesn't that mean anything to you?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)00:44 No.4466135
    >>4466118
    Ok then, lets rip out the suns core and put it in the anti-magic bird cage so it doesn't explode and kill us all.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:44 No.4466138
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    >>4466118
    He'll be back. It's the same fag every time.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:45 No.4466141
    >>4466125
    but... wouldn't the metal fall on our mountain home?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:46 No.4466145
    >>4466104
    No! Fuck you, sagefag!

    THE PATH TO VICTORY IS CLEAR, BROTHERS! WE SHALL WIN THIS DAY! THE SAGEFAGS LAY BROKEN BEFORE US!

    >>4466070
    Make the Demonsun tremble before our dorfen might!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)00:46 No.4466148
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    >Top it off by spinning around, splitting the thing in half, and landing with a dramatic pose as the sundemon goes supernova in the background.
    Spinning around, okay. Splitting in ha- Splitting cancelled: interrupted by solar flare!

    Also, word of thanks to the mod/janitor who cleaned this thread. I thank you from the bottom of my soul.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:49 No.4466160
    >>4466148
    WE NEED A PLAN.

    PLAN MADE: THROW ALCOHOL AT THE SUN. THAT WILL SET IT ON FIRE.

    FUCKING DO IT HOLY FUCK.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)00:49 No.4466163
    >>4466148
    Did it light his beard on fire? If so, put it out asap. The dragon armor should have protected everything else.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:50 No.4466169
    >>4466148
    I hope that dragon armor gives us fire immunity.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:50 No.4466171
    >>4466148

    Fuck. Epic victories later.

    Rip out his other eye and make the asshole plunge into some really big lake.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)00:50 No.4466172
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    Your beard is horribly singed, but you yourself are unharmed. Fuck yes dragon armor.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:51 No.4466175
    >>4466148
    use Axe on Solar Flare, splitting it anime-style!

    Continue cleaving till you split Demonsun!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:52 No.4466181
    >>4466172
    THE BEARD WILL BE AVENGED!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:52 No.4466182
    >>4466148

    Use stone of ionus to rob demonsun of it's earthly bits! You are KING OF DORFS surely you can majick up some control over some measly hundreds of tons of constituent metals!
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)00:52 No.4466183
    >>4466172
    >Your beard is horribly singed
    THAT SON OF A BITCH IS GONNA PAY
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)00:54 No.4466193
    You'd think we would have found a way to turn his beard into iron by this point.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:55 No.4466199
    >>4466172
    >BEARD FUCKING SINGED

    I'VE HEARD WORSE EXCUSES TO RAGE.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)00:56 No.4466202
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    >Top it off by spinning around, splitting the thing in half, and landing with a dramatic pose as the sundemon goes supernova in the background.
    Okay, back to that second part. Dropkick of stone is go.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:56 No.4466203
    >>4466193

    We'll make a nice beard hat for his beard after we kill the sun. Presumably using a piece of the sun to make it.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:58 No.4466214
    >>4466172
    YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE TOUCHED THE BEARD! SHOW HIM EXACTLY WHY HE SHOULD NOT HAVE TOUCHED THE BEARD!!!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:58 No.4466218
    Am I the only one who thinks this quest is a bit too easy? We're succesful in pretty much everything we do, and apparently can't die or take anything bad.

    It's all fun and games, but gets a bit tedious when you think about it.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:59 No.4466219
    >>4466183
    >THAT BITCH OF A SUN IS GONNA PAY
    Fixed that for ya.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)00:59 No.4466220
    >>4466203
    I was thinking we could forge the suns remains with his iron axe to make an axe of supernova.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:59 No.4466224
    >>4466218
    tell that to Kav.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)00:59 No.4466225
    >>4466202
    YES.
    This deserves a fucking title.
    From now on, we shall be known as 'Beardbeard Godslayer "I KILLED THE FUCKING SUN"'.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:00 No.4466230
    >>4466218
    Well, we either succeed at insane things, or we would have died long ago. /tg/ only RECOMMENDS insane things for Beardbeard.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:00 No.4466235
    >>4466218
    We DIED in the first thread, does that count? (ignore Death's Revolving Door over in the corner)
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)01:01 No.4466236
    >>4466218
    I haven't really seen the rest of the quest, but we were perfectly prepared to fight the sun with our dragon armor of fire resistance.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:02 No.4466241
    >>4466218

    The way I see it, with everyone's situations being so equally shitty, you have to have at least one person doing well to balance things out.

    I mean crap, I just read through the archive and I'm still queasy over Kav nearly getting eaten.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)01:02 No.4466248
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    You crush a small part of the mountain upon landing.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:02 No.4466249
    Most of the questing is about getting people brought back from the many deaths.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:03 No.4466256
    >>4466248
    "Let that be a lesson to ya! ...damn, I need a drink."
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:04 No.4466258
    >>4466248
    That thing's still alive?
    But there's a giant hole in it.
    Fine, back to basics.

    Jump into the hollow sun.
    LOOT EVERYTHING.
    >> ... 05/03/09(Sun)01:05 No.4466267
    >>4466248

    This must cause a reaction so powerful that we creat TWO sunbeards!!!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:06 No.4466273
    >>4466258
    that would probably be a bad thing.

    >>4466267
    yes! LOOT THE SUN!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:07 No.4466279
    >>4466248
    man, Satan is probably going to be PISSED OFF over us destroying his new sun.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:07 No.4466281
    >>4466267
    Sunbeard and Moonbeard!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:08 No.4466293
    >>4466279
    Dude, pissing off gods it what we DO.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)01:08 No.4466294
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    Demonsun looks rather upset with all of this.

    You are unsure how this is different from normal.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:08 No.4466296
    >>4466248
    "YER A FIFTY BILLION TON PILE OF NUCLEAR ENERGY AND YE JUST GOT YE ASS HANDED TO YOU BY A BEARDED MIDGET"
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:09 No.4466297
    >>4466279
    we don't have any confirmation that the Demonsun is in any way associated with Satan, he popped up while Satan was messing with stuff but it could just be a coincidence.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)01:10 No.4466302
    Loot the sun.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:11 No.4466315
    >>4466294

    Looks like Demonsun isn't dead yet.

    More axing.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:14 No.4466339
    >>4466248
    Laugh at his feeble display of pyrotechnics! Show your immunity and demand he yield his spot to Sunbeard's rightful dominion.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)01:15 No.4466346
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    Demonsun seems to be unraveling. He says a single word - "Detonation."

    >>4466297
    >but it could just be a coincidence.
    I see you have failed your/never taken a literature classes.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:16 No.4466353
    >>4466346
    TELL HIM BIG WORDS ARE THINGS THAT DUMB PEOPLE USE TO MAKE THEMSELVES LOOK SMARTER.

    THEN INSULT HIS SEXUALITY AND/OR HIS MOTHER.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:17 No.4466356
    >>4466346
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:17 No.4466358
    >>4466339
    Screw That! that sucker DAMAGED OUR BEARD!

    GUT THE BASTARD
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:17 No.4466360
    >>4466346

    Oh...well.

    Fuck.

    SURF DOWN THE MOUNTAIN RIGHT NOW!

    Bonus points if you can do tricks while sliding.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:17 No.4466368
    >>4466346
    Obey his wish. DETONATE him!

    However we're doing this is anothe matter, but I'm sure we can pull it through somehow.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:18 No.4466376
    >>4466346
    kill him before it goes off.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)01:19 No.4466379
    Hold up the golden scepter and try to evoke its power.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:19 No.4466385
    >>4466346
    This is the coolest thing I've seen in ever. In ever.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:20 No.4466389
    >>4466346
    That looks... really creepy.

    Hide behind a rock! Save your beard! ...and most likely, this will make beardbeard the enemy of EVERYONE.
    >> ... 05/03/09(Sun)01:20 No.4466390
    >>4466346
    uh-oh this brings to mind a certain phrase

    Rocks fall.

    Everybody dies.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:21 No.4466403
    large explosions like what it seems is about to happen generally require a critical mass, subdivide the mass and you can greatly reduce the resulting explosion,

    Beardbeard: dice up that sucker!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)01:22 No.4466409
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    boom.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:23 No.4466414
    >>4466409
    behold: A death worthy of a God!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:23 No.4466424
    >>4466409
    -crosses fingers-
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)01:25 No.4466437
    >>4466409
    Even if we survived, that definitely blew up the mountain. At least nobody within a 100 kilometer radius will be alive to know what we did.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:26 No.4466446
    >>4466437
    I think the explosion of a sun would be visible for the entire planet. Sure, they won't know who did it; but they will know that someone must have seriously fucked up Demonsun's shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:27 No.4466449
    >>4466409
    He will survive if we believe... CLAP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HANDS!!!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)01:28 No.4466473
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    The two nearest mountaintops seem to have grown shorter. Noticeably so.

    This also makes the second nova in as many weeks. Its a good thing they seem to be extremely localized phenomena.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:30 No.4466479
    >>4466473
    Damage report!
    How're the Cutebolds?
    Driblis better not be dead goddamnit or we'll rez him just to kick his ass.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:30 No.4466480
    Here's the thing... Beardbeard, being unable to ignore the insane ramblings of the voices in his head, does whatever we tell him to. At the same time, he is the BBEG. Does this mean we can effectively end the campaign by making Beardbeard do something so suicidal that he can't possibly survive?

    Like fight the sun?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)01:30 No.4466482
    God dammit, I was hoping for it to leave behind something we can smelt into a weapon.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:30 No.4466485
    >>4466473
    That better not be blood.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:31 No.4466486
    >>4466473
    IN RETROSPECT: we probably should have ordered for the mountain homes to be evacuated before deciding to destroy the sun.

    Also, this most likely means that the DELICIOUS BUST has been destroyed.

    Clearly there is only one course of action.

    CUT YOUR HAIR IN TO A MOHAWK
    *ADVICEDORF*
    BECOME A SLAYER
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:35 No.4466492
    >>4466437
    blew up the mountain? Bullshit.
    you could take a 20-megaton nuke and drop it on a mountain and sure it would heat up the surface a touch and you would be able to hear it for a good long ways, but inside? even just a hundred feet inside you wouldn't hear/feel more than a dull thud. large explosions tend to be greatly exaggerated unless your dealing with actual force-of-nature explosions, Mt. Saint Helen dwarfed anything mankind has ever done explosion-wise so much its not even funny.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:35 No.4466493
    >>4466480
    Goddamnit, I've woken up to people hovering over my bed and been stalked, but nothing has ever made me as paranoid and uneasy as what you just said.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:35 No.4466494
    >>4466485
    I doubt it. Any kind of blood would have most likely vaporized in the explosion.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:35 No.4466496
    Nah, just lava. Which means Detonation was another fire-based spell, and Beardbeard is JUST FINE.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:37 No.4466501
    >>4466492
    What is more of a force of nature that the MOTHERFUCKING SUN?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:37 No.4466507
    >>4466496
    his beard probably took one for the team though.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:38 No.4466514
    >>4466473
    The mountain on the left seems to be flipping us off.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)01:38 No.4466518
    >>4466496
    Maybe we should get a gnome to turn beardbeard into stone so he can swim to the planets core and kill that too.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)01:39 No.4466521
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    Well that was something.

    You are not sure where this is.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:39 No.4466523
    Beardbeard: pop out of the lava and determine state of beard, check area for any remains of the Demonsun which your dwarves might be able to smelt, forge, or otherwise weaponize, look around sky, and then go back home, order creation of Ninja Kobold Assassin Clan.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:40 No.4466530
    >>4466521
    who cares where it is? there is a chest, we must open it.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)01:40 No.4466532
    >>4466521
    FUCK YES A TREASURE CHEST. Hopefully it contains some good loot. Bust it open.
    >> Reka 05/03/09(Sun)01:41 No.4466535
    >>4466521
    LOOT EVERYTHING.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:41 No.4466538
    >>4466532
    >>4466521
    >>4466530
    maybe it'll contain a spare mountain home. You know, to replace the one we destroyed.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:41 No.4466539
    >>4466521

    Check for wounds. Once you confirm that you won't immediately die within seconds, crack open that treasure chest.

    When you're done looting treasure like a true dwarf, look outside that hole to see where you are.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:44 No.4466557
    >>4466538
    bah, relax, the mountain homes are fine.

    random-ass-prediction: the treasure chest will for some odd reason contain a hitherto-unknown Divine Essence, that of Fire and Wind.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)01:44 No.4466559
    Does beardbeard know any gnomes? Gnomes are so in tune with the earth that they melt through stone.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:45 No.4466561
    >>4466521
    ...does anyone else recognize this place? Because I sure don't. Anyway, LOOT CHEST. If it's locked, use your damn axe against the lock.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:47 No.4466582
    >>4466521
    Mimic?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:48 No.4466587
    >>4466582
    We can handle mimics, we're epic level.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)01:48 No.4466588
    Is the auto sage limit 200 or 250?
    >> ... 05/03/09(Sun)01:49 No.4466592
    >>4466521
    LOOT EVERYTHING
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:49 No.4466594
    Put helmet back on.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)01:50 No.4466600
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    >>4466535
    Looted like a true dorf.

    >>4466588
    200.
    >> ... 05/03/09(Sun)01:51 No.4466608
    >>4466600
    Ohai Fate wtf just happened?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:52 No.4466611
    >>4466600
    OH GOD

    IT'S FATE

    WHY DO I FIND THIS SO HORRIFYING.

    ALSO, FATE IS WATCHING YOU FAP.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)01:52 No.4466613
    >>4466600
    Then this thread is auto saging.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:56 No.4466630
    >>4466600
    If I see that fucking god one more time...
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:56 No.4466633
    >>4466600
    greet figure warmly and ask how the day is going.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)01:56 No.4466635
    >>4466600
    Ask Fate what the fuck is going on in this thread. And by thread I mean world.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/03/09(Sun)01:59 No.4466656
    Where did we get the golden sceptre and what does it do?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)02:02 No.4466674
    wave to Fate in a friendly manner and make small talk as you loot the chest.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)02:02 No.4466680
    Take a look outside. Ignore fate.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/03/09(Sun)02:03 No.4466693
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    New thread: >>4466685

    >>4466656
    It came from the dragon's hoard of treasure. It has never been used or appraised.



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