I call for my bro's.

I grab the rope and use rope check to hold on while swinging back to the cliff face, then climb skill to climb up rope, then tumble skill to roll around on the ground and put the fire out, then take out my composite longbow and fill that bix nood with sum 1d8+3

I'm the masked guy with the axe.

I win.

Considering there is no depiction of me, I assume I am the person watching this scene from further away and this image is in first-person view.

To get out of that situation, I walk away.

I'm the fire-looking spikes under the bridge.

I win.

I unleash the RAEG!

I play Mutants and Masterminds

Why would I need to get out of this situation? I'm gainfully employed killing people stupid enough to walk across tightropes over burning pits, it seems pretty good to me.

I read the rules to find a clever loop-hole!

>>4501095
No dental plan.

>>4501101
I shouldn't have, but I lol'd. Zalgo has some uses still.

Transposition spell ftw

I dont care anymore

>>4501131
best, the facial expression makes it

I talk to my friend the fire elemental and get him to tell the man not to cut the rope.

>>4501110
Lisa needs braces

I use a Social Charm to get him to stop in mid-swing

hurr durr I liek xkcd

rolled 1 + 1 = 2

Time Stop, bitches.
Rolling for duration.

>>4500959
Dun da dun DAAAAAA
dun da daaaaa...

Just walk across.
Honestly. An axe is a camping tool. How often to black dudes do you see camping? Honestly.

He'll miss the first six times, I'm sure.

"Look! An owlbear!"

If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me!

>>4501137
Nice try, but you can't transpose someone into a dangerous situation.

>>4501291

also, dimension door lolol

Go-Go Power Ranger!

Duh-duh Duh-duh-duh

:D

>>4501285
But it's not dangerous until they cut the rope.

>>4501295
Don't you need a spear equipped in order to use Jump and/or Dragoon abilities?

I begin with my lovely invention, that I always carry with me.

I show him the power of the dark side.

>>4501337

No you just get a 50% (truncated) increase in PA if you have a spear equipped.

I pull the cord, liek this

And out comes the begginings of my hot air baloon!

>>4501341
>>4501366
>>4501368

That's too slow.

rolled 11 = 11

I roll for initiative.

>>4501319

/thread

And Away I fly for a remarkable adventure!

Shoot.
Shoot some more.
Shoot everything.

>>4501131

My good sir, are those dickants?

>>4501368
Um... don't parachutes have a hole in the middle of them?

>>4501319
best, lol.

>>4501397
It become a hot air baloon

>>4500959
Easy. I finish chopping the damn rope, so that the idiot will fall into the fire and I'll be able to go home and eat lunch.

Foolish dogooder! Your "gravity" is but a gnat compared to my power!

Jetpack, muthafucka.

>>4501405
But it has a hole in the goddamn middle!

I die like the fat fucking turtledragon I am.

>>4501428
You fool! It sets your legs on fire. You should've gone with the concentric rings of generic energy model!

A man with an axe is no match for the powers of the MEAT MASTER! Raw meat based superhero!

>>4501451

/thread

You have to burn the rope

>>4501457

Well, it's not going to be raw for very long, with all that fire. Can he control cooked meats?

>>4501467

No! He'll just keep making more meat! Just like IceMan keeps making more ice!

rolled 41 = 41

STAR PLATINUM

'cause that's just how I roll.

>>4501451
You know with it being so obvious I would expect it to have already been done.

>>4501520
>Momento mori
>momento
ROMANES EUNT DOMUS!

>>4501520
I wonder how many /m/en are among us who get that...

>>4501542
'People called Romanes they go the house'?

>>4501560

If I could read what it said, I probably would. Sadly, I have trouble seeing low-contrast.

I don´t even know where to start with you.

>>4501463

Now you're a hero.

DO THE IMPOSSIBLE

SEE THE INVISIBLE

ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH

>>4501451
Say what again. Say what again, I dare you, I double dog dare you motherfucker, say what one more goddamn time.

Well, I'm just a normal guy behind my computer (man, I didn't know so many superheroes wasted their life on 4chan) so I guess I'd...cling to the rope and try to climb up? Or something?

>>4501639

So much awesome contained... I just.. what is this I don't even

>>4501319
Best one.

>>4501583
I lol'd.

>>4501685
Dude, no-one's getting hard to your sweaty moobs even if you turn your greasy unkempt hair into pigtails.

We should archive this!

The answer is obvious.

>>4501386
>>4501319
>>4501400
>>4501683

Samefaggot

more or less this

>>4501705
You aren't the Flash, that's not happening.

>>4501639
Heh, that does look like Spiral Nemesis

I'll use the Power of Neckbeard!

>>4501730
>i should become more powerful
>i should
>should

HAHAHAHAH!

I disbelieve so effectively that the ground extends itself to meet my undefeatable dwarven will.

FUCK YEAR!!!

>>4501264

Love Can Bloom.

>>4501881

>>4501923
Dawwwww ;_;

>>4501923

>>4501777
googled 'obi wan death' and copypasted.

>>4501954
o u

make it a game

>>4501863
MICHAEL PHELPS WILL SAVE THE DAY

>>4501794
Doctor Dick?

The floor is now lava and I climb to safety along the featureless white background.

There's a hole in the sky...

>>4502305
Now you're thinking with cake.

...Wait let me try that again...

ALTERNATE ENDING

>>4502426
ALL PRAISE XOM

I cast a withering look at the Axeman as a simple change in perspective reveals his total lack of depth perception.

rolled 5 = 5

I draw from the deck of escape. Rolling for effect.

>>4502569
>5
5 is the Tomb. FUCK

>>4502496
OH MY GOD ITS TREE DEE

>>4502607
I guess it's better then damnation

I drew a 4 panel epic then my computer crashed.

so this

wut?

>>4502496
GODDAMNIT SUPER PAPER MARIO.

>>4502669
What is this.

Thinking with portals...

>>4501131
god this is the funniest thing I've seen all week.

I don't even play traditional games, I just came here to try to troll you nerds.

>>4502748
dr mcninja

SLAANESH HIJACK

>>4501512
Haha, good one.

>>4502878
I... Don't get it....

>>4503031

When you kill lucius the eternal you become him.

>>4503031
It's about a champion of Slaanesh, when he is slayed, if the one who killed him took some pleasure on the act of murder, he will become the champion reincarnated.

>>4503065
Huh, didn't know that...

I play a psion. 'nuff said.

I put my trace on and throw a blade at the fucker, being a soulknife is awesome.

I'd post something, but all the ones i thought of have already been done.

Tzeentch blesses even those who fail.
Just in a... "different" way.

rolled 59 = 59

>>4504511
Oh god fuck fuck fuck!

blood wind + penar = daed guy

>>4504653
see
>>4501306