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    69 KB Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:31 No.4655339  
    Hey, /tg/, it's finally happened.

    Can you think of a nice and romantic way to propose to my lady?

    I know, I know, not /tg/...But you guys are the only ones I trust.

    Got anything for me?
    Pic unrelated but awesome
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:32 No.4655348
    Step 1: cut a hole in a box
    Step 2: put your dick in that box
    Step 3: make her open the box
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:33 No.4655354
    Ok, walk up to her, look her STRAIGHT in the eye. Then slowly pull the wedding ring box from behind you and open it.
    The slap her and say "BITCH! You're going to put this fucking ring on your fucking finger and we're going to get fucking married! Then we're going to fucking fuck and have BABIEZ!"
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:33 No.4655355
    I respect the cleverness, but got anything legitimate?
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:34 No.4655358
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:34 No.4655360
    Put the ring next to your dick?
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:34 No.4655361
    is SHE geeky is whats important
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:34 No.4655366
    Yes sir. She plays a little bit of DnD and some video games. As much as a girl can before she becomes a gargoyle.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:36 No.4655372
    Seconding this, what's classier than a dick in a box? Maybe a dick in a box with a top hat on it.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:36 No.4655374
    That's what I did.

    Now she fucks me with a strapon.

    I love my life.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:36 No.4655375
    >Can you think of a nice and romantic way to propose to my lady?
    Show her this thread. Make like someone else posted it. Ask her for advice "to give to the OP".
    You have no found out how she'd like to be proposed to. Several options, even.


    Surprise her.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:37 No.4655379
    What's wrong with the traditional romantic dinner and popping the question in from of a room full of people so she can't say no?
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:37 No.4655380
    buy a treasure chest and put the ring in it, put it in the woods/cave/etc, tell her you're going on an adventure, at the end open the chest and ask her to marry you
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:37 No.4655381
    hey you know what we should do? we should fuck each others mothers!
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:37 No.4655382
    In D&D have her find a chest.
    Say she found a ring.
    When she asks what it's like, you say see for yourself.
    Hand her ring
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:38 No.4655384
    Ugh, shit up your ass. Ew.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:38 No.4655385
    She'd only say '/tg/? More like /b//b/'
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:38 No.4655386
    I'd have said ogre, personally, because I've never seen a girl turn to stone from too much nerdism.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:38 No.4655387
    Slip the ring in her dice bag.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:38 No.4655388
    -shakes head- She's too suspicious of my proposal. She knows it's coming up. Plus, the pic I used will give me away.
    Brilliant idea though, I like it plenty.
    Privacy is key in this particular situation. I plan to be fucked after she says yes.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:39 No.4655390
    >What's wrong with the traditional romantic dinner and popping the question in from of a room full of people so she can't say no?
    She'll say no anyway and you'll be publically humiliated. Then, she'll hate you for making her do that in public, and will break up with you.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:39 No.4655391
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    *high five* (Pic related for level of JUSTASPLANNED)
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:39 No.4655396
    Ugh. People who don't know biology trying to decide what is disgusting or not. Ew.

    Enjoy your girlfriend getting bored of your sex life when you can't find any erogenous zones.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:39 No.4655397
    Nah, she'll say yes.
    This shit's already in the bag, I just gotta do it.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:39 No.4655398
    my fiancee was a Harvest Moon fan, so what did I do?

    gave her a blue feather

    (after she stopped laughing, she said yes and I gave her a ring)
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:40 No.4655399
    BUT, and this is important, don't forget to fill the surrounding area with deadly traps and monsters.
    Bah, you can always fuck in the car afterwords!
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:40 No.4655401
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    And what's wrong with gargoyles?
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:42 No.4655405
    In that case, the in-a-game idea sounds good. Run a one-shot. Have her make a character like her. Run a DMPC like yourself. Have your character propose to her character.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:42 No.4655406
    Alright, back to the Dick in the Box... Put the ring on your dick, THEN put it in a box!
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:43 No.4655416
    You're screwed if you have sex all night?
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:43 No.4655419
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:44 No.4655420
    OP here
    Gotta move away from the idea of surprise.
    I know surprise is a powerful emotion and is terribly useful here, but she knows it's coming.
    I won't be able to 'spring' it on her. If I orchestrate a plan, she'll know what's at the end, guaranteed. In games, out of games, whatever.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:44 No.4655421
    Thanks, I try.

    How's that strawman feel, bro?
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:45 No.4655425
    If I were a woman and a gargoyle turned to stone in a way that prevented me from detaching myself from his stony, massive dick throughout the course of the day I would be the most turned on I've ever been.

    Even with all of the biological functions that would have issue with that.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:45 No.4655428
    In that case, just get up before her, make breakfast, and when she comes down have the ring in the box on the table with breakfast.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:45 No.4655429
    Great up my ass, because men have a prostate.

    Also your comment was stupid. Don't get so defensive.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:46 No.4655433
    Take that knot, anonymous.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:47 No.4655435
    Okay, waking up before her is key. I dig that.
    But the breakfast thing wouldn't work out.
    Anything else you can think of with a 'wake up first' motive?
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:47 No.4655436
    Finger her and slyly put the ring up there with a note
    >> LogicNinja !AZlS3./ex. 05/25/09(Mon)04:47 No.4655437
    Make a hand-scrawled note, like elementary school kids make?


    [ ] YES [ ] NO [ ] MAYBE [ ] DOUBLE YES
    Hand it to her wrapped around the ring.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:47 No.4655440
    Buy a ring, hide it well.
    Build up to things a couple of times, with romantic (preferrably home-cooked by you) meals and evenings together over a few weeks.

    Then, take her to brunch one weekend and do it then.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:47 No.4655443
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    Dude, the guys and girls of /tg/ can't even figure out how to ask someone out on a date, and you want to know how we would PROPOSE?

    Okay here's what you do...

    Go out and find a guide on making medieval full plate armor, the internet should help with this. Get the equipment and tools necessary and begin hammering out and forging your new suit of armor. After several months of painstaking work, which your lady can even help you with, you will finally have a completed and expertly polished and shining knightly plate armor that perfectly fits you.

    Ask her to meet you in a public park on a bright sunny day. Put on your suit of knightly armor and meet her there. When you get close, go down on one knee, bring out your ring and propose.

    Bonus points if you ride up to her on a horse.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:48 No.4655446
    I don't have that much time. It's goin down on Wednesday.
    Not classy enough. Cute, though.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:49 No.4655448
    Tie the ring to a string (red string if she's a weaboo) Hang one end of the string above her bed, so she sees it when waking up.
    Have the thread lead all around the house/apartment/basement/whatever. Have it pass any pictures on the wall of the two of you, happy moments in you're relationship, stuff like that.
    Then have the string end outside of the dwelling, with you kneeling at the end with the ring.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:49 No.4655450
    I don't understand the purpose of spending hundreds of dollars on plate armour for this.

    But I'm unimaginative and intend to steal my proposal method from a commercial I saw.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:49 No.4655451
    Fake her out a bunch of times. Do some OBVIOUSLY GOING TO PROPOSE shit and then don't. Eventually she'll stop expecting it. Then you pounce.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:50 No.4655458
    that one fufills the
    Wake up first motif.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:50 No.4655459
    I was really, really waiting for "then have it lead back into the kitchen. Get her to make you a fucking sandwich so she learns her place in the scheme of things quickly," or "then close the door behind her. Anonymous scores a critical hit on epic break-up scheme!"

    I'm half disappointed, really.
    >> LogicNinja !AZlS3./ex. 05/25/09(Mon)04:51 No.4655460
    >Not classy enough. Cute, though.
    Man, who needs classy?

    Okay, fine, here's what you do. Get a tack or something in the ceiling. Tie a thread/string to it. Attach the ring to the end of the thread, so that it dangles right in front of her face, while she's sleeping.

    Wait for her to wake up.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:51 No.4655465
    Kill her pets. Sew them into a large ring. Write in blood on the walls that nothing can keep you apart. Then after removing all the buckshot from a shotgun shell fire the ring into her with tears of mascara running down your face.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:52 No.4655466
    Op is a moron, you should seriously be talking to her frankly about your interest in marriage and what both of you're expectations of it are going to be like, not trying to screw her over by charismatic manipulation,

    But i guess if you want to get divorced in a few decades or less your idea works too
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:52 No.4655468
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    OP here. Realizing I'm being a perfectionist and part of being in love is understanding that sometimes it takes improvisation and vulnerability.
    The best laid plans, right? So why even make them.
    Spoken from the heart is the best way to go, even if all I can muster is 'Buh buh buh, marry me?' I'm smart enough to come up with something on the fly that means enough to me.
    The only reason I've shot down every single other idea I or anyone else has come up with in the past two days is because it's not good enough for her.
    And it's taken me until now to understand that nothing ever will be....

    So maybe I'll just tell her that, huh?

    Thanks, /tg/. You guys are the best. I'll come back and tell you how it went some other day.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:52 No.4655469
    Dude it's a fucking suit of armor. The steel will cost you like... 500 bucks tops. Probably less than that. Your new computer is more expensive.

    Also: FUCKING SUIT OF ARMOR. Who the hell doesn't want their own suit of armor?
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:53 No.4655475
    Buy flowers.


    Golden thread.

    Tie them to your erect penis.

    Strip naked. Mud. All over. Cut yourself.

    Wait in the bushes for her to emerge.

    Run to her.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:53 No.4655476
    Funny thing is, I've done something similar. I took my darlin' to our prom (Oh shut up. We're still together and happy.) in a horse and cart. When we arrived (Late, of course) I leapt off, grabbed the footstool and helped her down, leaving a kiss on her lips... Then I pulled a rose out of my pocket and placed it in her hair.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:53 No.4655477
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    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:54 No.4655478
    /tg/ gets shit done?
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:54 No.4655480
    ... Did we just help him by NOT helping him?
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:54 No.4655482
    Then you got rolled in the parking lot by the jocks for being one of those REENACTMENT FAGS, right?
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:54 No.4655483
    ...The fuck? I want this screen capped.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:55 No.4655485
    I STILL say you should go for the Dick in a Box.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:56 No.4655490
    >>The only reason I've shot down every single other idea I or anyone else has come up with in the past two days is because it's not good enough for her.
    And it's taken me until now to understand that nothing ever will be....

    Enjoy getting your balls stomped on because you put her on too high of a pedestal, and now everything that goes wrong will be your fault. She'll say it. You'll agree.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:58 No.4655496
    Enjoy not fucking understanding how love works, dumbass.
    >> MechaMilk !T.We2gZSuI 05/25/09(Mon)04:58 No.4655498
    /tg/ gets shit done by not doing shit. Holy crap, we're awesome. Cap this, fa/tg/uys, archive it, whatever. This is freakin' history in the making!
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:58 No.4655499
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    Aww, that's nice.
    My wife and I had platinum rings made so that our jewellery would come from the bottom of the treasure table.

    That, and platinum is for liches. Liches, and the Romanovs.

    You can't make your phylactery out of any 18ct shit.

    Be a lich Bro!
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:59 No.4655502
    Love is its own reason.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:59 No.4655503
    >I don't have a happy relationship so no one else can.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)04:59 No.4655504
    Not really. We went to different schools, they didn't really know who I was... And I wasn't in armor.

    And I live in Australia, those retards wouldn't know what a REENACTMENT FAG is.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)05:00 No.4655508
    What makes me seriously laugh is there's probably 10-15 seriously hopeful girls out there now looking expectantly at their geeky boyfriends. OR YOU
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)05:01 No.4655512
    Fuck, between post and pic, I got emotional.
    God damn, OP. Go get her.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)05:01 No.4655513
    PROTIP: Platinum is now more likely to be associated with black gentlemen who want to appear rich when they've got no profile in the hip-hop industry.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)05:02 No.4655518
    That is actually really hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)05:02 No.4655519
    No, here they'd assume you'te some other kind of fag for not wearing what they're wearing.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)05:05 No.4655528
    Aaand you're correct. Sadly.

    He sure will. Good luck to you, buddy. Would you post back on Wed- wait... Thursday or Friday, and let us know how it went, and what you said?
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)05:08 No.4655544
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    OP here.
    Yeah, /tg/. Prepare for a post late Wednesday, early Thursday.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)05:08 No.4655545
    Yeah, for helping you like this I BETTER be you Best man, or at least be invited to the wedding!
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)05:09 No.4655550
    This. That way if either of you ever play liches you know what your phylactery is.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)05:09 No.4655551
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)05:09 No.4655556
    Someone please tell me this is capped or archived!
    We gotta be able to pull this thread out when he comes back and tells us the result
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)05:11 No.4655568
    Hahaha yes do it like OP's pic. Throw lawn chairs at the bar you invited her too in an anteater suit.
    She looks over.
    Looks away.
    Second lawnchair.
    Looks at you.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)05:12 No.4655569
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    You wound me Sir!

    And yet, despite thy knavery, I assert to those gathered that the metal best gracing the most holy Tsar's hand be none other!

    And, also Liches.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)05:13 No.4655579
    I've started the Archive request at sup/tg/. You know what to do.

    OP: Since you may be archived to sup/tg/, I think you should be pretty proud. Down the track, you can show your honey the archive page, and you might get an "Aawww" moment. And then sex.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)05:15 No.4655592
    Good for you OP!

    I was going to suggest something, but realised it's more /co/ than /tg/, so I'll have a bit more of a think.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)05:19 No.4655609
    So are you going to put your dick in a box or what?
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)05:21 No.4655622
    That's what I'm wondering!
    >> OSN Huntress 05/25/09(Mon)05:30 No.4655658
    No need for fancy crap. Just take her for a walk in a nice, secluded place, preferably if you've got a view of the moon. Then, when you feel the time is right, just get on your knees and open the box for her.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)05:32 No.4655660
    Op best save me a piece of the cake, or I will be PISSED!
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)05:41 No.4655705
    The fact that I opened this thread just in case it had any good ideas tells me I'm at a point now where I really should stop cheating on my girl.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)07:24 No.4656082
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    >save me a piece of the cake

    hate to break it to you, but..
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)07:28 No.4656089
    Interesting note: The Cake seen at the end of Portal, the one on the desk? It's a particle effect in the shape of a cake, not an Object.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)08:38 No.4656370
    Hah! I was going to say that. I"m going to do that for my gf too. No question in my mind.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)08:48 No.4656434
    Do what they did on Hell's Kitchen one night. Excuse yourself to the bathroom, walk over to the manager or host for the evening and ask to have it put into a cake/dessert.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)08:54 No.4656457
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    Sorry OP.
    Girls can NOT marry girls.
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)08:57 No.4656466
    >Girls can NOT marry girls.
    Grampa, I think you'd better take a seat. There's something you should know...
    >> Anonymous 05/25/09(Mon)09:07 No.4656531
    Isn't that in the startin vid of medal of honour underground on PS1!! nostalgia-ey

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