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  • File :1243653907.jpg-(132 KB, 800x1104, hound114.jpg)
    132 KB Mekboy Krumpjaw 05/29/09(Fri)23:25 No.4705431  
    'Oy, ya gits! I gots me a fillersofical conundrum 'bout fings!

    So every good Ork knows 'bout makin' things more Choppy an' Shooty, but what I'm bugged about is Stompy, an' trukks. When ya run over humie gits wif a trukk, what do ya call it? It ain't Stompy 'cuz a trukk wheel ain't a stompa foot or nuffin', and it ain't Choppy or Shooty, either. Ya could call it Krumpin', but dat applies fer any ol' smackin' things, what like hammers an' fists an' whatnot.

    So what do we calls it, boyz? "Rolly"? Rolly sounds like a pansy Elf-dar word. I figgur we gotta get a roit propa word fer it so's we can make somethin' an call it the whatever-iest!

    Ere's a fing I found what's got stompy and wheels, but I dunno wot it is. It's green, though! WAAAAAAGH!
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)23:29 No.4705482
    Smooshy or crushy seems ta' work.
    >> Stranger 05/29/09(Fri)23:32 No.4705507
    Protoforms that develop on ork worlds tend to be effected by the WAAAGH and develop a very orky personality and traits similar to their vehicles. These Orkabots tend to act as mercenaries in the Autobot/Decepticon war, seeking the only the next big fight.
    >> Mekboy Krumpjaw 05/29/09(Fri)23:34 No.4705529
    >>4705482

    But ya could crush somfin' wifout a trukk! I saw some gits what stole some a' them humie drop-fings an' it crushed some gits right propa!

    Though THA CRUSHIEST does sound like it could work fer somefin'. Maybe if ya dropped somfin' really, really big on somfin'... like a moon!
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)23:35 No.4705530
    itz still stompy, cuz a wheel, if ya make it big enuff, is like a stompy-foot, but itz round instead a bein' flat.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)23:35 No.4705538
    IZ CALLED KRUNCHIN' CUZ OF DA NOIZE DA 'UMIE MAKES.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)23:35 No.4705546
    Clear out youse gits, s' called TRUKKY
    >> Mekboy Krumpjaw 05/29/09(Fri)23:36 No.4705553
    >>4705530

    But if a trukk was THA STOMPIEST instead a' a right huge Gargant, that'd be a downright disgrace! It oughta be a sepperat catergory.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)23:36 No.4705558
    I IZ DA TRUKKIEST
    >> Mekboy Krumpjaw 05/29/09(Fri)23:38 No.4705572
    >>4705558
    >>4705546

    DAT MIGHT WORK!

    So now we gotta build tha trukkiest fing we can...

    If tredz count fer trukkitude, den we could get about four a' dem humie gargant-tanks an' stick 'em tagether...
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)23:39 No.4705582
    >>4705482

    Naw, the smooshiest is da word fer my mate Ozzik's speshul-recipe squig pie. Da crushiest is fer da noice big trukks 'n wagons.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)23:40 No.4705593
    Ya must be a buncha yoofs if ya aint nevvah hurd uv SMASHY
    >> plaguemarine !1nhvsU2lj6 05/29/09(Fri)23:41 No.4705601
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    Just how green is too much green...

    it needs more dakka
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)23:43 No.4705611
    Squishy
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)23:44 No.4705623
    >>4705572

    Oi gots an idea, Mekboy... Wut about... a wagon wit other wagons for wheels?

    Oi always comes up wit ideas when Oi been hittin' the keg pretty hard. It's da Brewiest!
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)23:47 No.4705666
    I may be a harcore Tyranid player (FOR THE SWARM, OMNOM ETC) but I gotta say, I love a good Ork thread.

    Keep it up boyz.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)23:53 No.4705721
    Wot we need iz ta make a trukk datz got stompaz on da wheelz. Dat way, itz stompy and a trukk!
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)23:53 No.4705723
    OI! Der'z bugs in 'ere!
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)23:54 No.4705728
    >>4705721

    But wot do we call it? Sukk?
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)23:54 No.4705730
    >>4705507
    http://transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Detritus
    A Junkion who became a mercenary.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)23:55 No.4705733
    THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT DA WAAAGH!
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 05/29/09(Fri)23:56 No.4705745
    Oi, boss, whyz we don't put feets on da trukk? It canz be trukky an' stompy at da same time!
    >> Anonymous 05/29/09(Fri)23:56 No.4705748
    Skishiest Ork trukk
    >> Snikkrot Bigtoof 05/30/09(Sat)00:01 No.4705781
    You boyz iz finkin' too 'ard. Dis git right 'ere >>4705538 'as da roight oidea. OUR TRUKKS ARE DA KRUSHIEST!
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)00:02 No.4705789
    >>4705723
    I gotz an ideh! We take da bugz and we put em in a big spinny weel contarpshin fing, roight? And den when da bugz is runnin it makes it turn all fastlike (we paint it up red, o' coss) and de we just put lotsa seats and shootas and bitz on it and got ahselves a wagon that dunt need no gas! den we can save it for burnaz!
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 05/30/09(Sat)00:03 No.4705800
    >>4705781

    Boss, whyz don't we make the trukk more krushy and add more choppaz on it? It will be da Orkiest trukk!
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)00:06 No.4705843
    >>4705789
    we shud get bugz dat are red! den dey would run even fastah!
    >> Snikkrot Bigtoof 05/30/09(Sat)00:09 No.4705865
    >>4705800

    Dat sounds loike a good oide-

    Wait a minnut....ain't you one o' dem Tze....Tz....Dat beaky "just as planned" boyz?
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 05/30/09(Sat)00:12 No.4705900
    >>4705865

    But I iz right and Orky, Boss!
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)00:25 No.4706017
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    this thread is heresy
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)00:27 No.4706028
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    all i see is heresy and it needs some good ol chain sword
    >> Mekboy Krumpjaw 05/30/09(Sat)00:29 No.4706061
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    >>4705800

    BOYZ, BOYS.

    I BEEN USIN' DA HUMIE DATA-MA-JIGS AN' I JUS' FOUNDED A STUNNIN' FINGAMAJIG WOT MIGHT REVO... REVVUR... MAKE A WHOLE NEW WAAGH!

    BEHOLD... DA CHOPPY-WHEEL!
    >> John 05/30/09(Sat)00:33 No.4706096
    For da luva god! Its BEAUTEEFUL!
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 05/30/09(Sat)00:36 No.4706111
    >>4706061

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

    >>4706096

    It iz Gork an' Mork, ya grot!
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)00:37 No.4706121
    You'ze mukkin about ya gitz! Only grot-lovers n' dem squishy humies stay in da trukk when da fightan gets good. Proper orkz pile out n get all choppy and dakka-like.
    >> Mekboy Krumpjaw 05/30/09(Sat)00:37 No.4706122
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    >>4706096

    YA MISSPELLED "GORK" AND/OR "MORK" YA GIT!

    IT'S A HUMIE! GET 'IM, BOYZ!
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)00:41 No.4706153
    Say, my good chaps, what if you were to set the stompy crushy, choppy, shooty trukk on fire? That way its also burny.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)00:43 No.4706166
    >>4706122

    WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 05/30/09(Sat)00:49 No.4706218
    >>4706166

    We got 'im good, Boss!
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)00:51 No.4706242
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    nids and orks working together that is not only heresy
    its double heresy
    all in the thread are double heretics
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)00:51 No.4706243
    What I dun git iz dis. Why trukkz so small? Izzinit too humie dat way? What I tink we should do iz make our trukkz bigger to put all dem grotts in one, add lotsa burnaz and dakka, make dem wheelie-ma-jigz made wif big feetz, make da front one uv dem dere tankz.... And use like more and more uv dese >>4706061
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 05/30/09(Sat)00:57 No.4706291
    >>4706243

    An' we'ze gunna make it bigga dan a Squiggoth!
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)00:58 No.4706295
    >>4706243
    cuz if itz big den itz not a trukk, ya git, itz a wagon!
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 05/30/09(Sat)01:04 No.4706350
    >>4706295

    Den what do ya call a trukk bigga dan a wagon?
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)01:05 No.4706359
    >>4706295
    But I wantz a bigga trukk! Ya git, we gonna make a new WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! we needz ta make bigga trukkz! Its time dem humies went down! Whoz our Warboss dis time?
    >> prince clovis radiant battlechaplin of the pretty marines 05/30/09(Sat)01:06 No.4706360
    >>4705482
    gushy
    So Gooooshiest
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 05/30/09(Sat)01:08 No.4706378
    >>4706359

    Gorguntz 'Ead 'Unter! 'E is bigga dan you grotz!
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 05/30/09(Sat)01:10 No.4706394
    >>4706350
    'UGE!
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)01:11 No.4706401
    >>4706378

    Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter Rage Streamer Blood Spilla Death Killa Daemon Killa Gun Smasher Ghost Killa
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 05/30/09(Sat)01:12 No.4706410
    >>4706394

    Oi! Iz you dat Go... Gn... dat singin' beast boy?
    >> Nagrutz, King uv Da Konvoy 05/30/09(Sat)01:15 No.4706428
    >>4706350
    A Supatrukk! Or maybe a Megatrukk!
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)01:17 No.4706448
    >>4706359

    I figgur we make a Mekboy warboss, so's he can drive da gargant-trukk.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)01:18 No.4706452
    >>4706428
    Dey'z called BATTLEFORTRESSEZ. Ain't you grotz ever seen a real big mek leadin' a WAAAGGHH?!
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 05/30/09(Sat)01:18 No.4706454
    >>4706428

    Wut about dat 'umie fing, dat's bigga than a Supatrukk, Boss? Dem big stompy tings wit lots o' dakka. Wut if we made a trukk bigga dan dat? It would be da stompiest!
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 05/30/09(Sat)01:19 No.4706463
    >>4706410
    YEAH! I's me! Wot about i'? How dat "Jus' az plannd" Feddah'brain doin'?

    More important, wot should we use ta' make da' krushiest trukk evah?
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)01:22 No.4706478
    >>4706463

    Wood
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 05/30/09(Sat)01:22 No.4706480
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    >>4706454
    Wait! Dose Dred... Dried... Drab... 'Dese tings?

    'Dat... Dat's AMAZIN'!
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)01:22 No.4706481
    >>4706463
    Well firs' we best get some o' dem choppy wheel fingz dat one o' da boyz looted from da 'umiez, an' also sum rokkitz tah make it go fast cuz itz gonna be real 'eavy!
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 05/30/09(Sat)01:24 No.4706499
    >>4706463

    Dat ting's been lookan for ya.

    >How dat "Jus' az plannd" Feddah'brain doin'?

    Dat Chaos boy? I'z nevah met 'im!

    >More important, wot should we use ta' make da' krushiest trukk evah?

    Dem humie tanks! Dey are krushy, and dey have lots o' dakka! We'z can loot dem in the next Waaaagh!
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)01:25 No.4706507
    >>4706480
    HOW WEZ GONNA MAKE A TRUKK OUTTA DAT! IT AINT GOT NO WHEELZ, ITZ JUS' A 'UMIE KILLA KAN!
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 05/30/09(Sat)01:25 No.4706511
    >>4706480

    No, not dem! Bigga, wit LOADS of dakka!
    >> Nagrutz, King uv Da Konvoy 05/30/09(Sat)01:26 No.4706516
    >>4706454
    Den we'd kall it...er...wot'z dat word? "'Nylate"? ...Nah, dat'z not it..."'nylize"! I'z gonna kall it "Da Nyliza"!
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)01:26 No.4706521
    >>4706511
    A good an proppa gargants more Orky! And more stompy!
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)01:27 No.4706524
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    So much heresy
    the empra will have to tkae care of it
    >> Nagrutz, King uv Da Konvoy 05/30/09(Sat)01:27 No.4706527
    >>4706507
    Den we kin put wheelz on it afta we loot it!
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 05/30/09(Sat)01:28 No.4706530
    >>4706507
    LOOK, IF WE'Z TURN IT DA UDDA' WAY... You kno'... Loike... wid it'z hed where itz feet iz, an' den put sum weelz on it...

    OH AN PUT ANUDDA WUN ON DA BACK. AN' PUT WEELZ ON 'DAT!

    >>4706511
    WELL DEN WAT'S IT LOOK LOIKE?
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)01:29 No.4706542
    We defi.... defani... we surez need a Supatrukk now boyz. Dis is some a dat dere hersy dem humies always yell about dat we aint already gotz some supatrukks!
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 05/30/09(Sat)01:30 No.4706546
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    >>4706516

    Dat is a propah Ork name, boss!

    >>4706521

    Not dem eidda! I'z got a pictsha!
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)01:30 No.4706547
    Sure is getting heretical in here...
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)01:31 No.4706558
    'eres an oidea boyz. how boutz we take a ship frum outta spayse, bring it down 'ere an put wheelz on it. den it be a really big 'onkin trukk!
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)01:32 No.4706564
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    >tkae

    What is this, some sort of xenos language!?
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 05/30/09(Sat)01:33 No.4706571
    >>4706546
    OH. WELL ZOG ME, I'S FERGOT 'BOUT DEM TINGS.
    KNOCK IT OVA' DEN PUT WEELZ ON IT. BAM! DA KRUSHIEST!
    >> Mekboy Krumpjaw 05/30/09(Sat)01:33 No.4706572
    >>4706546

    I sez we puts trukk wheels on da feets, an' make it go fasta.

    An' den it can throw otha trukks.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)01:33 No.4706574
    >>4706530
    >OH AN PUT ANUDDA WUN ON DA BACK. AN' PUT WEELZ ON 'DAT!

    YOUZ A BLOODY GENI... ge... YOUZ CLEVAH BOSS!
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 05/30/09(Sat)01:35 No.4706584
    >>4706572

    We can put da supatrukk unda the feets, an' paint it red! Dat is da fastest trukk evah!
    >> Old Oddboy Zoggit 05/30/09(Sat)01:36 No.4706591
    >>4706452
    Or a Krawla! Wunn time, when I wuz a yoof I waz on Armour-Geddem, fightin' wiv Big Mek Dakkasnikkz Gargant Mob. Dey even ad a MegaKrawla to put de 'uge gargantz in! It waz right proppa! Not enuf zag though it waz da most dakka fing I eva saw. We had a kannon on it so big it could shoot down 'ulks from orbit. Took da grotz foreva to load it up tho'. . .
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 05/30/09(Sat)01:37 No.4706595
    >>4706574
    OI AINT NO SMAHTBOY, OIS JUS' ROIT CREA... KR... GOOD AT FINKIN UP STUFF DAT DA UDDA' BOYS DON'T!
    >> Mekboy Krumpjaw 05/30/09(Sat)01:39 No.4706612
    >>4706584

    Huh. Dat makes me fink 'bout sumfin...

    If we make a supatrukk go too fast, den it'll go right past da WAAGH, but if we make it too big, den it'll go too slow an' it won't catch up to da WAAAGH.

    What's a git ta do?
    >> Snikkrot Bigtoof 05/30/09(Sat)01:39 No.4706614
    >>4706572

    I SEEN DEM BEFORE WHEN YA LEFT DAT 'UMIE DATA-MAJIG ON.

    Sez it wuz from a long long time ago. 'umies used ta roll around on dese fings called "rollaskatez"

    So dat means we should put sum giant rollaskatez on dat giant 'umie stompa.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 05/30/09(Sat)01:42 No.4706625
    >>4706612

    We'z make it fasta dan da trukk, but put a lot of dakka on da trukkm so it will be slowa.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)01:42 No.4706627
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    Oi!
    Wheres dat mekboy at!
    Make hem get tah woik 'cauz I gotz a roight propah ideah.
    We must make da truk's dah stompiest and dah stompiest dem truks.

    We take a chaos boy's defiahlerr and puts it in da front 'oua trukk. We make it a gud six legged stompy truk wit enouf dakka to make dah umies cry.
    look, I maked a picktagh!!!
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)01:42 No.4706629
    >>4706612
    I tink youz just stoopid. You juz answerd yurself, make it da biggest fastiest Supatrukk eva. Itd be so big dat it wood slow down but we make it da fastiest and then it would keep right and fine wit da rest of da WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)01:42 No.4706630
    Oy, I was jus' finkin', you know how dem storm boyz is wearz rokkits on dere backs tah get stuck in fastah? Wot if we put REALLY BIG ROKKITZ on da backs of sum killa kans! Dey'd be like dem blueboyz soot fingz cept much more stompy!
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 05/30/09(Sat)01:43 No.4706635
    >>4706612
    WOT YA DO IZ, YAH PUTS A SPEED FREEK IN IT, AN' TELL HIM TA DROIVE TRU' DA WHOLE UDDA' AHMY, AND WHEN EH GETZ PAST IT, TELL HIM TA DRIVE BACK TRU' IT TO DA WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)01:44 No.4706648
    >>4706612

    Put da WAAGH on da supatrukk.
    >> Nagrutz, King uv Da Konvoy 05/30/09(Sat)01:45 No.4706652
    >>4706612
    Us Speed Freekz don't kare if it'z fasta den da Waaagh! It'z a race to da big scrap, an' we'z gonna win!
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 05/30/09(Sat)01:45 No.4706659
    >>4706635

    Iz ya sure you'z not a smahtboy, boss? You'z almost betta dan da Warboss at finkin'!
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)01:48 No.4706674
    >>4706635
    Dis ere boyz got de right idearz. Lets put rokkitz one da front and back uv de Supatrukkz to make dem speed thru de utha ahmy den make dem do it on de way back. Use lots and lots of dem rollie killa wheels found in da humie data-mah-jig under da rokkits and dose humies wood be so scared dere scared wood be scared.
    >> Mekboy Krumpjaw 05/30/09(Sat)01:48 No.4706679
    >>4706635
    >>4706648

    Puttin' da WAAGH on da trukk an' den comin' back around? BRILLIANT.

    My thinky-bits is gettin' tired. I'm off, ya buncha sods!
    >> Nagrutz, King uv Da Konvoy 05/30/09(Sat)01:49 No.4706690
    >>4706630
    Fing iz, dem Stormboyz iz mukkin' about wif all dat marchin' an' tellin' each uvver wot ta do!

    But a 'uge rokkit pakk'd blow up real good...hur hur hur.
    >> Kommando Snagfist 05/30/09(Sat)01:50 No.4706696
    >>4705789
    >>4706452
    >>4706507
    >>4706630
    Dats all me, forgot tah do spellin me name an' stuff.
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 05/30/09(Sat)01:50 No.4706698
    >>4706659
    Look, if I'z get lab... laybelld az a smahtboy, I'z get mayd ta' work wid' da boss! An' we all no' everyone in da udda ahmy shootz at da biggest Boy first... and even do' dey's gots betta aim den da boys, dey's still not good at shootin'! An Oi don' wunna git shot!
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 05/30/09(Sat)01:53 No.4706715
    >>4706698

    Den you iz not a proppa Ork.
    >> Nagrutz, King uv Da Konvoy 05/30/09(Sat)01:55 No.4706733
    >>4706698
    Oi! Yer startin' ta go from Smartboy ta smart git! I bet dat'z wot dem 'umiez wif da flash 'atz sez iz...er...'earsay!

    I'z gonna get me wun'a dem flash 'atz someday so'z I kin put it on me bosspole!
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 05/30/09(Sat)01:57 No.4706744
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    >>4706715
    Oi'z Not a Ork! You'z sed it yaself! I'z a beasty-boy!

    BUT I'z roit proppa' Orky, If Oi do sez so moiself!

    >>4706733
    Oi alwais loik seein' wun o' da boys wid dose flash-hatz on! Lookz betta' den da' 'uumies!
    >> Kommando Snagfist 05/30/09(Sat)01:58 No.4706748
    Howz about dis... we'z take TWO supatrukks an' string a big choppy net o' barbwire wif squiggs and stuff in it between dem, den we droive each supatrukk on eithga side of dah uddah ahmy and get all dem squishiez stuck roight togethah, and da boyz kan fill em full o' dakka from dah supatrukksez shootaz!
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 05/30/09(Sat)01:59 No.4706756
    >>4706748
    See, look! DAT'Z Smahtboi mati'reel!
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 05/30/09(Sat)02:01 No.4706762
    >>4706744

    If ya do not want ta get krumped, you iz not a roit proppa Ork

    >>4706748

    You'z one kunning ork!
    >> Kommando Snagfist 05/30/09(Sat)02:04 No.4706789
    >>4706756
    Yeh imma smahtboy I iz, but since I'm sneaky an' such da boss less me an' my kommando boyz go off on our own fer foightin and krumpin' fings.
    >> Nagrutz, King uv Da Konvoy 05/30/09(Sat)02:06 No.4706796
    >>4706744
    A flash 'at'z jus' wun fing I want on da pole! I 'eard somewhere dat if yer krump wun'a dem dead 'ard Beakiez wif da 'amma an' supa-shield gubbinz an' loot da "Krux" off 'iz armor, da rest of da Beakiez get real zoggin' mad an' put up an even BIGGA scrap! I iz gonna put a Krux fing on me bosspole so'z I get a good scrap all da time!
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 05/30/09(Sat)02:09 No.4706820
    >>4706796
    DAT'S A ROIT AWESOME PLAN, DAT IZ!
    BIGGA FIGHT MEENZ MOR' STUFF TA' LOOT!
    AN' DATZ WHY OI LOVES DA ORKS.
    >> Nagrutz, King uv Da Konvoy 05/30/09(Sat)02:12 No.4706843
    >>4706789
    Oi, 'oo lot get ta da scrap first 'coz 'oo use yer sneaky gitz gubbinz ta jump da 'umiez before da trukk an' bike racez start!

    DAT'Z CHEATIN'!
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 05/30/09(Sat)02:14 No.4706861
    >>4706843
    ITZ NOT CHEETIN, IT'Z JUS' ALTANATE WINNAN'!

    It iz koinda un-orky, doh'...
    >> Nagrutz, King uv Da Konvoy 05/30/09(Sat)02:18 No.4706889
    >>4706861
    WOT DA ZOG IZ "ALTANATE"?!

    DAT'Z IT! GET IN DA WAGON, BOYZ! WE'Z GONNA TEST OUT DA NEW DEFF ROLLA ON FUZZBOY 'ERE!
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)02:19 No.4706893
    no one has said this yet? Really?

    it's...

    TANK SHOCK!!!
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 05/30/09(Sat)02:22 No.4706908
    >>4706889
    Oh Gork... Not agin...
    Look boyz! If yo don' Krump me, Oi'z gets you all a buncha teef an' some neat bugz ta' loot!
    NAGRUTZ, OI EVEN BE YAH OWN SMAHTBOY!
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 05/30/09(Sat)02:30 No.4706962
    >>4706889

    We'z gunna send 'im bak to dat fing dat wants 'im! Dat fat ting!
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 05/30/09(Sat)02:34 No.4706989
    >>4706962
    NO. NO NO NO NO NO nO NONONONONONO.
    NOT DA FAT TING. LOOK BOYZ, OI'LL DO ANYFING NOT TA GO BACK TO DA FAT TING. AN REALLY, IF YA WANNA KRUMP A FUZZY TING, KRUMP DA FAT TING! PLEEZ!
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 05/30/09(Sat)02:37 No.4707011
    >>4706989

    Come on, beasty boy! You'z goin bak!
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 05/30/09(Sat)02:41 No.4707051
    >>4707011
    OI, HOW ABOUT DIS. OI BUY YOU ONE O' DEM 'UUMIE FOODS, ONE O DEM... 'OT DOGS. DEY'S WUN O DA ORKIEST FOODS 'UUMIES EVAH MADE! DEY'S GOTS EVERYTING! An' if Oi buys you an' 'ot dog, you pleez not bring me to da fat ting?
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)02:43 No.4707063
    Oi! Ya dumb git! Datz called runnin dem ova. Ya oose da truk ta squish em an make dat crunchin sound.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 05/30/09(Sat)02:43 No.4707065
    >>4707051

    Dat fat ting has da Orkiest ting evah. Humie foods can't beat dat.
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 05/30/09(Sat)02:45 No.4707082
    >>4707065
    Wot? Wot'z it got dat's so Orky?
    >> The Black Knight 05/30/09(Sat)02:46 No.4707099
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    Bitch don't know bout mah SMAHTBOYZ!
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 05/30/09(Sat)02:48 No.4707111
    >>4707082

    Da fing neva told me; she said she had da Orkiest thing. Maybe somefink to make me bigga!
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 05/30/09(Sat)02:51 No.4707125
    >>4707111
    Look, she ain't got da orkiest fing evah, oi promise ya'. Oi ah... Oi tink I may 'ave made it wiv 'er. It'z... a reel long storee. It'z not da orkiest fing evah.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 05/30/09(Sat)02:54 No.4707141
    >>4707125

    I don't believe ya, beasty boy. Da fat ting gives me da fing first, den I give you. If da fing does not, have da Orkiest fing, you'z dead!
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 05/30/09(Sat)02:56 No.4707160
    >>4707141
    Look here, yah git! 'Dey call 'er "Da Ladee o' Lies!" She ain't NEVAH tell da troof! Not even to da warboss! Oi promise ya, I'll get ya somefink reel noice ta loot if ya just lemme go!
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 05/30/09(Sat)03:02 No.4707191
    >>4707160

    Wot if ya made dat up, beasty boy? I'z not gunna believe a beasty boy.
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 05/30/09(Sat)03:08 No.4707225
    >>4707191
    WELL DATS WOT SHE IZ, YA GIT! ONLY DIFFERENCE IZ, SHE GOT LUMPS AN' A TING GROWIN' IN 'ER!
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 05/30/09(Sat)03:12 No.4707252
    >>4707225

    Wot? A ting growin' in dere? Dat's da worst lie I'z evah heard. I'z goin to get dat Orky ting, and be de Orkiest Ork evah.
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 05/30/09(Sat)03:16 No.4707278
    >>4707252
    Wait wait wait... iz we be'z talkin' about da same fat 'ting? Wot fat ting you talkin' about?
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 05/30/09(Sat)03:18 No.4707285
    >>4707278

    Dat fat ting; it said 'er name iz Meerash, or somefing like dat.
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 05/30/09(Sat)03:24 No.4707334
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    >>4707285
    WEW, 'DER WENT MOI LAST 'OPE.
    RELLY, OI WILL GIT YA SOMEFIN' REEEEEEL ORKY TA' LOOT IF YA' JUST LET ME GO!

    WANNA LOOT A BUG?
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 05/30/09(Sat)03:27 No.4707354
    >>4707334

    No, beasty boy. I'z already looted a bug!

    Now, I haz ta sleep!

    Gretchinz, watch the beasty boy.
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 05/30/09(Sat)03:29 No.4707370
    >>4707354
    ...
    Well... Sleep good.
    ...
    Ya git.
    >> The Black Knight 05/30/09(Sat)03:30 No.4707377
    Is he gone?... *has been huddled in a corner the whole time*
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 05/30/09(Sat)03:32 No.4707392
    >>4707377
    I think so. I think Da Boyz left too.
    I think I'm gonna sleep now too.
    >> The Black Knight 05/30/09(Sat)03:34 No.4707411
    Night night then. Don't let the bedbugs bite... damn tyranid bedbugs *grumble*
    >> prince clovis radiant battlechaplin of the pretty marines 05/30/09(Sat)03:56 No.4707556
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    I see the tread dies as I find the pile of terrible orky ideas that just need to be made bigger to work.



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