>>4717369
Pour drink in eye.

>>4717369
oh god yes

Create a small shadow replicate of Beardbeard, then crush it.

Hey, how about we investigate our neighbors and shit? What races live near the nagas? Also find random Naga, throw it with Jeeves and call it Wooster.

And is it night or day?

>>4717387

Shadows have mass. A tiny Beardbeard is still made of rage and vengeful pride. Isn't this another "Good Idea", like the fire? Remember the fire?

>>4717369
We need to check up with Satan about the book we destroyed. We might wanna know what's been changed.

>>4717403

Also: whether or not this has reset the timer on our Geas, since we destroyed another leyline.

>>4717400
Actually... all this stuff with Arialla and Krann is happening in the bedroom, right? Isn't that where Jeeves is? Oh god no.

>>4717402
It's more stupid and childish then a good idea.

>>4717369
What is the status on our harem? All we've seen is Krynn and the librarian, and while both nice two girls are hardly a harem.

>Dorf Quest LI
>LI

Jesus Christ.

Krann runs back to you, gasping, wheezing, and crying.

"There's... hah, hah.... there's something... something horribly... horribly... wrong..."

>>4717432
"What, so she wasn't molesting you after all?"

Maybe we should check this.

>>4717428
IL more to go and we reach the big C.

>>4717432
Define 'wrong'. If it seems incredibly kinky, then it probably isn't 'wrong'. ...though if there is blood involved... yeah, that might be a bit wrong.

>>4717443
I really hope we make it. these threads just brighten my day.

>>4717432
You have no sympathy. Demand sexual favors before investigating.

>>4717432
Drill her


for answers

>>4717432
Gather up your loose shadows into a giant floating brain and go check it out.

Form a shadow cannon around your arm and go investigate

>>4717437
>>4717444
>>4717453
>Drill her... for answers
"The bedroom... its... its.... its awful!" She starts crying.

>Define 'wrong'
"Jeeves is dead, Garrelf! He is DEAD!"

>>4717417
That is it so far. Garrelf hasn't really been trying too hard.

Well shit, I hope there isn't anything too serious going on with the queenie. If it turns out to just be tentacles, we'll have to punish krynn for making us worry.

>>4717504
>Jeeves is dead
Even the queen isn't that freaky, lets check this out pronto.

>Jeeves is dead
This would be the perfect time to try a shadow reanimation technique.

>>4717504
Jeeves! NO! We need our butler! Prepare yourself fully to kick some ass. I knew it though! I was >>4717412

>>4717504
...lets go investigate Jeeves death. Sure, he was just a sex slave by now, but he was OUR sex slave. Noone breaks our stuff! ...and if it was our illithid that did it, we need to punish it.

>>4717504
Give her a nice pat on the head, tell her to go make you a sandwich to calm her nerves. Or clean the bathrooms. I'da know.
Something degrading that she'll nonetheless be happy to do. Y'know, really sell that Stockholm Syndrome.
Then go check on Queenie.

>>4717504
>Jeeves is dead

No wonder she's so emo. I'm pretty sure they loved each other.

Go give a word or two for Arialla about her kinks.

>>4717460
>Gather up your loose shadows into a giant
>throne
>and go check it out.
Using excess shadows, you form a throne, then push it along the ground, leaving a trail of shadow behind you.

Krann feels this is horribly inefficient.

>>4717520
>Krann, go make me a sandwich. I will be hungry when this is done.
"...yes sir."

>>4717533
This is stupid. And awesome.

Stupidawesome.

Give it some wheels, make it a speedy chariot!

>>4717533
She may be right. Transform throne into giant snake! That'll go down well with the local populous.

>>4717541
>>4717551
Best of both: Chariot pulled by speedy snakes!

>>4717541
Not wheels.

Legs.

Give it legs. It will be a chair with legs.

In the middle of our palace? That strikes me as a bad idea.

Give the chair legs.

>>4717559
>>4717562
The kind of legs that can move.

Actually, I have a better idea. Turn the whole thing into a giant turtle with reigns and a chair in the shell.

>>4717591
Wasn't the point to make it go faster?

>>4717557
>Chariot pulled by speedy snakes!
That will have to wait. This room seems to have 3 Illithid in it, and no sign of Arialla or Jeeves' corpse. Maybe your new creatures devoured Jeeves' body?

>>4717533
>>4717541
>>4717551
>>4717557
>>4717559
>>4717560
>>4717562
>>4717570
>>4717591
ARE YOU PEOPLE INSANE?!?

>>4717603
This is NOT Beardbeard! We have three logic points, for pete's sake!

>>4717601
They converted them into illithids, didn't they? Oh well. You control shadows and shit. Absorb illithids. You created them, you can uncreate them.

>>4717601
Use the nearest flammable object as a torch. If there are none, lite yourself on fire again, but start with the satan arm.

>>4717601
Absorb them into the chair so it moves faster.

>>4717601
Only one way to find out if they did eat them, rip 'em open

>>4717601
Ask the illithids WTF is going on. If htey don't answer, begin to dismember one, and ask AGAIN. ...don't go for the one that has pointy ears, though. Just in case it means what I think it means.

>>4717601
Reclaim their shadowy material from their bodies

>>4717603
Oh god someone sane has come to our thread. Everyone hide!

Throw your chair at them.

>>4717616
>Absorb illithids
They object.

>>4717666
Then kick his ass and force them to submit.

>>4717601

One of them has a naga tail

>>4717666
Sorry Satan, you forgot an important detail.

>>4717666
Use Satan arm to conjure a ball of hell fire or some sort of fire.

>>4717666
Wat. Well shit. FIND WAY TO MAKE MAKESHIFT FLAMETHROWER.

Possibly locate alcohol and matches, drink a lot and then pretend to be a dragon.

>>4717685
Nothing could possibly go wrong. It worked so well last time! And it's not like it could hurt anyone we care about/ is useful to us. Nope.

>>4717672
>Kick his ass!
SHADOW RUSH!

...It seems your shadows lost their old teleportation properties. You'll have to adapt to these new shaping powers.

>>4717692
The last time we could conjure fire out of nowhere. REPEAT THIS.

>>4717677
FuckfuckfuckfuckFUCK! We need a way to heal her!

>>4717666
fucking cocks.

just great.

looks like we have to somehow obliterate them WITHOUT harming out precious, precious tools.

>>4717703
SATAN ARM. FIND WAY TO USE FIRE. BURN!

Form shadows into a whip. Punish him harshly for his disobedience.

BUT WHERE IS ARIALLA?!

>>4717709
LETS NOT

>>4717703
Fine. Shape your shadows into limbs and weapons to grant yourself dozens of attacks per round.

>>4717722
...Adapting wasn't all that hard.

>>4717729
And by limbs, you of course mean tentacles.

No fire! We don't know where Arialla and Jeeves went. We should torture the illithids for information.

>>4717703
"HEY SATAN, WTF?!?"

>>4717749
>we don't know
YOU don't. Most of us looked at the elf and naga shaped shadows and figured made a connection.

The naga shaped Illithid seems to be freaking out about its missing face.

Create a shadow vortex, so you can dispatch the other two in one round.

>>4717777
You take this moment to absorb the flailing creature back into your shadowstuff.

Create shadow power armor with a shadow cannon arm.

The TWEEEST is he's actually absorbing his wife and butler.

...Oops.

>>4717820
Shadow graft the head back on.

told ya

huh its dq again

Try to absorb the shadows without absorbing anything organic.

>>4717820
...Oops.

>>4717820
Well, then with the elf-shaped one, at least try to subdue it without severing any parts of its body.

>>4717820
BE VERY CAREFUL WITH THE POINTY EAR ONE. JUST RESTRAIN IT. AND THE OTHER ONE TOO, I SUPPOSE.

>>4717844
Fuck that, severe the arms, we can always graft them back on.

>>4717830
You are uncertain this will work.

Also it seems that unless you are trying to kill them, the Illithids do not bother you. Respect, maybe?

>>4717863
It's just a temporary fix, and a cleric probably won't be able to resurrect him if we lose the head.

Krann will not be happy about this development.

Stun the other two with non-lethal blunt-force and absorb the shadows.

>>4717863
Ask them to separate from who was absorbed willingly? Promise to give it a stronger form if you do.

>>4717894
>stronger
On second thought, how about just a better looking one. Or some other gift, I dunno.

>>4717894
>Ask them to separate from who was absorbed willingly. Promise a stronger form if they do.
The illithid look at each other a moment.

Grab them with shadow tentacles and separate the shadows from them.

>>4717936
They... it? complies.

>>4717943
Grab Arialla safe. See if she's all right.

Tell her everything's going to be okay.

>>4717957
She has swirly eyes. She'll be all right, just kind of dazed at the moment.

"So... how was it?"

Fuse them together to make a dire double Illithid.

Cool, thank the shadow dudes for de-absorbing Arialla, hold up your end and beef them up, and politely ask that they ask you before absorbing any more of your subjects.

Give them a stronger form like promised, but warn them not to cause trouble.

Check on Arialla. Consider finding a way to resurrect Jeeves.

>>4717990
If only we knew where Beardbeard was. We could tell him he is a tough motherfucker so they would go after him.

Tell the shadows that Nagas and This elf are off limits.

So, we can either go back on our word and attack them, or honor the agreement but try and keep them under control. They could be useful if we had some form of leverage over them... can we remove their minds or free will while altering their form?

>>4718006
Beardbeard would never be defeated by a couple of shadow-guys.

>>4717990
You beef him up. While you are at it, you grant him speech, that he may be able to ask your permission before absorbing in the future.

>>4718018
They'd go after him none the less.

>>4718006
Join them into one shadow beast and send them after him, the strongest creature they could possibly absorb.

>>4718026
We should have thought about speech a LONG time ago. Any, perhaps this place has a cleric that can raise the poor naga boytoy.

>>4718026
We should have thought of that a long time ago.

yea, see if there's anyone nearby that can rez snakeboy.

>>4718009
>Tell the shadows that
The rest of the shadows are off elsewhere, doing who knows what.

>>4718046
Krann is the best medic in the area. You are not sure if she knows how to rez someone or not. Would you like to ask her?

>>4718046
>>4718086
Create a giant shadow turtle car and put Jeeves and Arialla in it so we can get them back to the hospital or temple.

>>4718091
>Would you like to ask her?

I'm pretty sure she'd beg for an opportunity to get and resurrect her beloved.

Make her beg!

>>4718091
Send the shadows to find them, have them negotiate the release of anyone absorbed and return to their creator for improvements.

>>4718091
She probably doesn't. Lets go kill a hydra, dragon, or find a Djinni.

>>4718096
no, a chair with moving legs is what we decided on

>>4718105
We could also try pumping pure shadow into his blood stream.

>>4718102
>beloved
That's news to me. Anyways, lets not be entirely truthful as to exactly how he died, eh?

>>4718091
Check up on Arialla, then go tell Krann you sorta accidentally killed Snake-Boy and ask if she can rez.

>>4718116
She wouldn't have been so upset if there was nothing between them. They were comforting each other earlier, anyway.

Don't tell her we were responsible. Say he was killed while we were trying to save him from the illithids.

>>4718119
...Arialla seems fine.

>>4718153
Hot.

>>4718153
She seems grumpy. Cheer her up, in the manner she has suggested. He will use his own shadowy tentacles though.

>>4718153
okay.

(vigorous action ensues)

>>4718153
note she probably could have done it herself when she was an illithid

>>4718153
appologise profusely to her, explain that you'll give the shadows a thorough rundown on female sexual response and stimulation before having them assault her again, ask her if there are any particular points she would like for you to include or if he should just suprise her.

>>4718153
It's not rape if she wants it. Tell her that.

>>4718153
Her kinkiness creeps me out from time to time.

>>4718134
>>4718116
>Lie about his death, ask Krann for the Rez
"He died while I was trying to save him from the Illithids. There was nothing I could have done."

Krann starts to cry, and explains she can't do resurrections.

Going to the trouble of reviving Jeeves will help endear her to us a bit as well. Heck, maybe we'll even call him by his actual name.

...Nah.

>>4718203
Tell her she has permission to gather up some other nagas and give him a proper burial.
You're busy destroying the world and sexing the queen so you won't be there. But you give her your best wishes and will be here for her when she gets back.
Incidently, where the fuck is our sandwich.

>>4718203
Is there anyone around who can do resurrections?

She's fine. Drag Jeeves back to Krann and go see if any temples have resurrection.

Sounds like time for a side quest.

>>4718220
Satan. Let's ask Satan for one.

Revive Jeeves, dammit!

>>4718203
We'll find someone who can, then.

And on that note, I wonder if getting Satan the control over death will help us out with this kind of thing. Or bring about the zombie apocalypse.

Maybe some Satan arm skin grafted on will bring him back or get interrupted by Xom mid-revivification and mutate him horrible/awesomely.

>>4718218
>Alright then, give him a proper burial. I won't be there, of course, but make sure its proper. Also, where's that sandwich, bitch?
"...Right here, sir."

>>4718252
Assholery at it's finest.

>>4718252
God damn Garrelf's a dick.

>>4718252
Give her a pat on the head for the sandwich.

>>4718252
Now seems like a good time to ask her hand in marriage. Actually, invite Satan over then pop the question.

>>4718252

I thought we ordered a side quest to revive our butler. WHERE IS THE SIDEQUEST, GNOME?

Have Satan resurrect Jeeves mid-funeral.

>>4718104
You send out Cthulhu and Gygas to go spread the word about not absorbing people if your creations want speech and more strength. They happily oblige.

>>4718252
I hope she poisoned the sandwich. Garelf is a huge dick.

>>4718252
...perhaps we should consider doing something to improve minion morale.

So, what now? We could go visit Aldwin. We never got a chance to thank him for getting us Arialla.

Garrelf: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompleteMonster

This Quest shows us what you guys truly are like. Bloody assholes.

>>4718252
Give her a hug and words of encouragement. Between bites of sandwich.

>>4718296
Why? We can do handle everything on out own. The only person who needs to stay not-dead is Arialla. Go torment the library girl, and use worst nightmare since this session is almost over and we haven't used a session power yet.

>>4718298
We need to have another chat with Satan about our gaes and what we've fucked up with burning the book

>>4718309
"Worst Nightmare" doesn't involve mind-rape. It involves punching the fuck out of someone.

>>4718306
but I LIKE garelf. He's heeeLARIOUS to watch.

I really like the revive-mid-funeral plan...

>>4718335
Ok, then find the nearest rabbit and use worse nightmare MAXIMUM power on it to see how much overkill we can accumulate in a single round.

>>4718315
>So what changed, now that we burned the Book of Displacement?

>>4718366

Wow, Satan, you look different.

>>4718366
Make a suggestion.
HEY /tg/ WHAT SHOULD THE NEW BOOK DO.

>>4718376
Allow us to read the archived Dorf Quest threads.

You could make it so that people who get lost end up in a weird alternate reality.

Just a suggestion.

>>4718366
ask djinn-satan if he would be willing to do a mid-funeral revival of Jeeves for the Lulz.

>>4718382
This.

Perhaps we could gain the ability to get 'lost' in battle for a moment, becoming inviable to the opponent. Remaining that way until someone helps him find us, or we land a blow on them.

why, it's quite simple. If you lose something, you will find something similar, but distinctly different than the one you had. IE: a red handle if it had a blue handle, a masterwork longsword instead of a katana.

>>4718385
>Make the new book send lost people to an alternate reality.
"As y-y-you desi-i-ire."
>>4718386
>Could you resurrect Jeeves mid-funeral?
"I-i could."

>>4718386
if we are going to be pulling pranks like this make sure we have an artist on hand to do a painting, with instructions to make sure to catch everyone's expressions.

Ask Satan for the ability to create control fire to some extent with the Satan arm.

>>4718420
stop asking for so goddamn many boons, you dinnae NEED 'em!

>>4718417
That lost-dimension sounds troublesome, be sure there's always some relatively easy way out of it. Not necessarily to where you want to be, of course....

>>4718417
explain to Djinn-Satan that this is going to be for a cool prank, any pyrotechnics that Djinn-Satan wants to toss in would probally be appropriate, such and having a huge bolt of lightning zapping the corpse as they lower him, etc.

>>4718419
We could send a shadow with tons of eyes to do it.

>>4718420
Nah, just control over the flow of the shadow, so we can hold it when we don't need it, and have it flow quickly when we do.

>>4718437
I wonder if Xom has any recommendations for spicing up a mid-funeral resurrection prank? he seems like he would get a kick out of stuff like this.

>>4718455
He'll show up midway through and start pull out weird shit.

>>4718455
I'm surprised we haven't seen him in this session.

>>4718467
Both his main servants in this Quest, Beardbeard and Cultist, are elsewhere. Not a surprise, as such.

>>4718434
If you continue trying to get where you're going you end up somewhere else.

If you are trying to avoid or get away from a place, that's where you end up.

If you start to wander around aimlessly, you get to where you were going in the first place.

Decide to stop dicking around, and head after the next leyline. I suggest the Mushroom of Death for the lulz.

>>4718475
Cultist isn't spreading chaos right now, and Beardbeard is too injured. Unless Presley is going through some seriously funny shit, I don't see why he wouldn't check up on Satan's favorite hell knight.

>>4718491
Bah, Boring, we recently took out two leylines, lets kick back and have some sex and prank a funeral right now.

Or the Belt of Restraint. Maybe we could put it to good use before we destroy it.

Let's get together Arialla and the librarian naga and get this tentacle rape thing right.

Let's practice using shadow tentacles a bit before using them on Arialla. We don't want to accidentally strangle her, or something like that.

Practice manipulating your new shadows with Arialla while you wait for the funeral.

Sex and a prank-funeral sounds about right.

>>4718531
Let's try with Krann. She could use some more trauma.

Garrelf should be visible in the prank funeral image and should have troll face.

>>4718542
How about we just tentacle rape the librarian (needs a name btw) right in front of her.

>>4718542
Later, we've been torturing her all day.

How's the old naga king doing?

>>4718570
pretty sure he's rather dead at the moment.

>>4718570
Not extinguishing us when we need it.

>>4718585
Maybe. It depends on what Arialla did with him after we passed out.

Did gnome pass out?

tentacle rape DURING the funeral. with all the mourners as unwitting participants.

So it's been thirty-three minutes since the last update. I'm guessing Gnome's been drawing the funeral the entire time?

It's so gonna be epic.

>>4718661
Probably

>>4718417
Satan doesn't seem like an order-taking guy. Maybe we should do him a favor so he doesn't get pissed at Garrelf

>>4718697
We already destroyed a leyline despite being on vacation.

Gnome?!

Uh oh... His connection might have died.

>>4718776
He's beyond saving now. There's nothing we can do.

>>4718912
This man is correct. My apologies. Drawing something up now.

>>4718963
We ARE going to see the funeral, right?

>>4718504
>lets kick back and have some sex and prank a funeral right now.
Garrelf decides he'd rather just kick back and relax for now. He can work on other stuff later. Also the drawfag is now very tired as well.


PAUSE SCREEN
GARRELF SWIFTRIP, Faerie Fighter of Satan
CURRENT QUESTS: Destroy Beardbeard, Destroy Leylines

Shadowmancy: Good
Gold: 3005

STATUS: Also BBEG

LEYLINES
Tree of Life: DESTROYED
Mushroom of Death: INTACT
Lamp of Light: DESTROYED
Box of Shadows: DESTROYED
Belt of Restraint: INTACT
Ragdoll of Freedom: INTACT
Book of Displacement: INTACT

INVENTORY:
Shadar-Kai Gauntlet
Satan Arm
Key to Hall of Liam
Pact with Satan
Queen Arialla - now actually a queen
Box of Riding
City of Ives
Krann
Cthulhu
Various Illithid

Party:
None

>>4718998
Isn't the Book of Displacement burned to ash?

>>4718985
After I nap. So, as a bonus thing in a few days or so. Maybe Tuesday.

After posting some gods I drew up last week, I am going to go pass out.

>>4719008

LEYLINES
Tree of Life: DESTROYED
Mushroom of Death: INTACT
Lamp of Light: DESTROYED
Box of Shadows: DESTROYED
Belt of Restraint: INTACT
Ragdoll of Freedom: INTACT
Book of Displacement: DESTROYED

>>4718998
>Book of Displacement: INTACT
Not quite.

And I am terribly sorry my internet troubles exploded the end of tonight's thread, /tg/. I hope it doesn't happen again.

G'night.

>>4719017
A bit late there, buddy.

>>4719020
Xanatos is creepy.

Well, that was quite an entertaining round. Interesting to see the sort of things evil overlords do on their off days.

Though, I have to say that I dislike the general lack of direction. I'd like to go through a good, old-fashioned dungeon crawl (or swamp crawl, or forest crawl, or something like that) like the one at the beginning.