>>4725435

Merchant: "What a tragedy that has befallen me and mine! Who could take pity and save us, a simple and EXCEPTIONALLY WEALTHY merchant and his NUBILE, VIRGIN DAUGHTER."

>>4725441

Individual w/ conveniently shadowed face: "Who indeed?"

>>4725453

Lackey: "I dunno, boss. This guy looks like one o' them arcane finger-wagglers."

Boss: "You're right. Listen up, do-gooder! We give up, we don't want this to turn to violence! We're putting down our wea-"

>>4725481

>>4725485

IwCSF: "A chain lightning for your deeds!"

>>4725506

Merchant: "I uh... well I'll take it. Thank you kind mage for saving us!

What's your name good - er, you're good aligned right? - mage?"

>>4725527

"It is none other than Drew the Lich that is your savior!

...

You've heard me, right?"

>>4725540
Aw snap, Drew got an upgrade in the graphics dept.

FUCK YEAH, DREW'S BACK!

>>4725576
Who is this drew character? I wasn't there for that thread.

>>4725599
0/10
burn in hell furry troll

>>4725608
wtf is your deal? I'm a troll because i wasnt around for this?

Er.. is that it?

Noooo!

Is he still Neutral Good

>>4725646
He's a troll, ignore him. Drew's an old /tg/ character. Look him up on suptg.

>>4725540

Later that day...

Drew: "They wouldn't stop screaming! The closer I got the louder it was. I had to sleep them!

I was just trying to help and.. and... *sob* I-I *sniff* "

>>4725540

DRRRRREEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!

>>4725704

Drew: *sniff* "Do you have any advice? I'm just as rotten at being good as I am at being evil."

Drinking buddy: "Uhhhhh... Sorry, sorry. I was distracted a bit by your crying. How do you manage that without tear ducts? Or a nose, for that matter?"

Holy shit, Drew is back? FUCK YEAR.

>>4725782

Drew: "Why does everybody get hung up on my biological functions?! Seriously!

I'm in dire straits here, man! What the heck am I supposed to do?"

Drinking buddy: "Well uh, you could follow a good adventurer around, learn the ropes."

Drew: "An where would I find a good adventurer, huh?"

>>4725891
Fuck Yes! I finally get to see Drew!

>>4725891

Drew: "Ohhhh... the bard! They're all, like, Chaotic Good."

Drinking buddy: "You really shoulda seen this coming."

>>4725991

After the show...

Drew: "Uh, Bard sir? Are you taking on any apprentices?"

>>4726060

Bard: "Oh... wow. You are most definitely not female or attractive. Or alive for that matter.

Apprentice? You do know you're about a dozen levels higher than I am, right?"

>>4726116
MOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!

>>4726116

Drew: "My apologies, sir. I was gonna compensate you for the trouble. My name's Drew, I'm but a simple lich looking for guidance to become a great hero, and I thought you'd be able to teach me."

Bard: "Now, now, perhaps I was too quick to judge a book by it's cover. The great Antoine shall teach you the subtleties of being a Chaotic Good hero, young Dave."

>>4726219

Three months thereafter...

God, I love Drew

>>4726394
Who doesn't?

>>4726411
Heretics and heathens.

>>4726352

Kiara Blackfist: "A hostage situation was resolved peacefully after two adventurers... blah blah blah, talked them down, blah blah bard, blah blah Chaotic Good lich--"

*PHHBBBBBTTTTTTTTTT

>>4726460

>>4726460

Skeletal captain: "M-mistress! What's wrong?"

Kiara: "Gather the troops, we've found him."

>>4726569
Oh kiara, your eyes glowing with the pure forces of rage and evil is so sugoi

>>4726569
Teehee! Dun dun dunnnn

>>4726569

>>4726569

Drew: "... and then he said 'That's not a tigerpus, that's a blight against creation!' So, I didn't say anything, I just drained him to a first level commoner and threw my housecat at him!

He died! AHAHAHAHA!"

Audience: "....."

Antoine: "Ehehe, heh... he's just kiddin' folks! I uh, I think we've had a good set tonight. Good night, and party well, friends!"

>>4726667

Antoine: "Listen, Dave. As funny as people dying is, you can't say that to the crowd. Remember: keep it to false tales of heroics and our favorable exploits featured in the newspaper.

If you spook them off with a few hilarious stories about killing commoners, all we've worked for will be for naught."

Drew: "Sorry, sir. What IS it we're working for?"

>>4726721
>Dave

>>4726753

I'm pretty sure the character's *supposed* to get his name wrong. He doesn't really care about Drew, remember?

END HIS LIFE DREW. NEGATIVE LEVELS ALL AROUND.

>>4726721

Antoine: "Ah, brilliant piece of work, that. We've worked hard to earn the favor and idolotry of the common people of this city. We're already reaping the benefits, soon, we'll have positions of power! And then... THEN we can abuse the hell out of them.

I mean, honestly, I'm getting a bit old for the classic standbys of murder, thievery, and pointless dickery. I need a long lasting plot to retire. Surely you understand."

>>4726793
GASP!

HE'S...HE'S ACTUALLY...LAWFUL EVIL!

>>4726793

>>4726805
He was a singer at a bar that allows liches, what did you expect?

>>4726815

Speaking of that, Ted, you should be working on Guard Quest. GTFO and finish working, ya git.

>>4726805
Then that means that Drew can also be Lawful evil once more!

...provided he doesn't mess it up.

>>4726831
Oye. My questthread is already up and going, and I'm mulling over the basics.

>>4726843

Suuuuuure.

>>4726837

Which he will.

>>4726793

Drew: "But... that's........ WRONG!!"

>>4726856
DREW

GOD DAMN IT, DREW

SNAP OUT OF IT

>>4726856
THINK ABOUT SKELETOR DREW! WHAT WOULD HE DO HERE!?

>>4726897
>>4726897
>>4726897
>>4726897
>>4726897

>>4726856

Antoine: "WHAT?! You were serious this entire time?!

I mean, I thought you were a bit insane, but I never expected you to /actually/ be good! Here I was thinking you were like every other lich. Instead, you're a childish imbecile!

You can't even be Chaotic Good correctly. You kill without hesitation- and find it /FUNNY/."

>>4726935
>You kill without hesitation- and find it /FUNNY/.

Wouldn't this make Drew CN or CE?

>>4726851
>Which he will.

>>4726856
...

I hate Tzeentch.

>>4726954
Not if it's only ones that deserve it.*

>*See: Rorschach. Nobody know what the hell his alignment is supposed to be because he's bugfuck insane.

>>4726935

Drew: "You... you.... DOUBLE CROSSER!

You lied to me! You're going to wish you were undead by the time I'm done with you--"

>>4726978

>>4726998
ACH KISS ME BABY

>>4726998
*SASPENS!*

>>4726978

YEAH I HATE THAT FAGGOT TOO.

>>4726954

DUN DUN DUN

>>4726994
But that's just to become a hero. Roschach do it because he thinks it's justice, which makes him lawful.

>>4726998

Kiara: "Done with WHAT, Drew?!

The only person done with anything will be ME-- and it'll be with YOU after I condemn you to an eternity of UNFATHOMABLE TORMENT IN THE ABYSS!!"

>>4727071
EVACUATE THE BUILDING HOLY FUCK

>>4727071
What she gonna do? Smite GOOD?
HA HA HA HA ha H- Oh waitFUCK

>>4727071
That doesn't look good; also, that's our own goddamn blackguard!

WHY IS THERE NO ANGRY BLACKGUARD ALARM IN THIS BUILDING?

>>4727118
They cut back on funding. Obviously, they regretted such a decision.

Drew was the first quest before there were quests. It's just not interactive.

God damn you Drew I was about to go to sleep when you show up

Why would you do this magnificent, terrible thing

OH GOD

>>4727071

Kiara: "Your bony, Chaotic Good ass is going to come back to the keep. THEN I'll decide the ways to inflict emotional and, if possible, physical pain upon you. Give me any lip and I'll take off your jaw with a Smite Good- I've been practicing for this mo--"

Antoine: "Kiara? Is that you?"

>>4725435
Maybe.. Drew's a Baelnorn?

BUT THAT WOULD MAKE HIM ELF DISGUSTING

>>4727155
WHAT A TWEEST

>>4727155

Kiara: "... You've been traveling... with my dad."

>>4727155
wtf, where's your partner that draws different?

>>4727176
YOU WATCHED IT
YOU CAN'T UNWATCH IT
STAY TUNED FOR MORE

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAALES

OOOOOOOOOOOF

INTEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST

>>4727176
MIND = BLOWN

>>4727182
That's so plausible I can hardly believe it!

OH SHIT SHES ABOUT TO BLOW! ONYL CAPLOCKS CAN EXPRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS!

MOST IMPORTANT THREAD ON 4CHAN

IS RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW

O SHIZL GIZZNGALL

GHUO:BVTDBNO"PPK:OBUDBYT

>>4727176

I love how disappointed/annoyed she looks.

>>4727237
SCRAMBLE, SCRAMBLE
GET THE FUCK IN HERE NOW

>>4727176

Antoine: "Oh, my sugarplum! You've grown into such a fine Blackguard."

Kiara: "Thanks, dad. Pretty nice ploy you have going here. Mom would be proud."

Antoine: "Thank you, honeybunch. Though, I must express my distaste for your partner Dave, here. A good lich, honestly? Why, a Blackguard like you could be leading a legion of demons by now. Why deal with a deadbeat like him?"

Fuck and I was just about to go to sleep. Screw that plan.

FUCK YEAH DREWTASTIC

>Drew the Lich

>>4727279
Isn't Drew like, standing right there?

Goddamn, what a dick.

Who the hell are all these weirdos? I'm sure it doesn't matter and I will emerge unscathed...

>>4727319

Just stick close to Drew and you'll be fine.

>>4727279

Drew: "You're... you're a freaking DADDY'S GIRL? I mean, what? Seriously. Big, mean, PMSing Kiara jumps through hoops to make her daddy happy. Honestly. I am ashamed.

What kind of role model for evil are you supposed to be? You're just /pretending/ to be an ice queen!"

>>4727369
oh god we just hit defcon 1

>>4727369
SICK
BURN
BRO

>>4727369
ALERT
ALERT

SHIT IS NOW DESCENDING RAPIDLY

>>4727369
That appears to be similar to what is known as a mistake, except there's no word that describes how big of one it is.

>>4727369

Diplomacy check: natural 1

>>4727369
THIS JUST IN
WE'RE ALL FUCKED

>>4727369
HIT THE FUCKING DECK

and here I thought I'd never see Drew again

>>4727369

>>4727415
/r/ing Duke Nukem Forever middle finger gif.

>>4727412
Good.
You're just in time to say goodbye.
Now excuse me, I must be back to HITTING THE FUCKING DECK

>>4727369
OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK

HUG TOM

>>4727436
FOLLOW THIS MAN'S LEAD

>>4727369

Kiara: "You really are stupid, aren't you? I'm Lawful Evil, not Chaotic Evil. What, are we all just 2d cutouts to you, Drew?

Being Evil isn't about how dastardly you are, or about nefarious plots. It's about putting your own welfare and goals above others and enforcing that by any means.

You shouldn't have built your concept of good and evil around He-Man, Drew."

>>4727476
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

>>4727476

She insulted Skeletor.

Channel the FUCKING FURY, DREW!

>>4727476
NO

LEAVE DREW ALONE

OH GOD I CAN'T WATCH THIS

OH GOD DREW OH GOD
CAST GATE OR TIMESTOP OR TELEPORT OR SOMETHING JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE! GET THE FUCK OUT OF ALL THE DODGES!

>>4727476

Drew: "Hey! Don't you badmouth my hero!"

>>4727476
OH GOD I CAN'T WATCH

>>4727497
DO IT, CHANNEL SKELETOR AND ALL HIS MIGHT

>>You shouldn't have built your concept of good and evil around He-Man, Drew."

>>4727511
YES, GO FULL POWER DREW, BELIEVE IN US WHO BELIEVE IN YOU

RUN. FUCKING RUN.

>>4727498
Daddy and Mommy still love you, they're just having a little fight.

>>4727476
Baleful polymorph! No, no, Polymorph Any Object, turn her into a fucking toad she is.

>>4727511
PUNCH THAT BITCH IN THE FACE!

>>4727476
Aww SNAP. That tavern's about to get razed.

(Also, stop posting reaction images. Leave room for Drew.)

>>4727476

Drew: "I hate family bullshit! So first, your father gets it--"

I fully expect Drew to scream "IIIIIIIII HAAAAAAVE THE POWEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" and then flail ineffectually at Kiara like the nerd he is.
Oh god he's going to die.

>>4727629

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

>>4727629
ZAP

DEAR GOD! BAR PATRON! GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE NOW!

>>4727629

GO DREW GO

>>4727634

You forget that, despite his failings, Drew is still a powerful lich. He made flying zombie sharks, for christs sake.

DREW! DREW! DREW~~~!

>>4727629
Zzzap motherfucker!
Also, it's not Disintegrate, what's this?

CHANNEL YOUR HATE DREW

ANNIHILATE THEM WITH RIGHTEOUS FURY

THE EMPEROR IS WITH YOU

F5ING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

>>4727629
ZAP MUTHAFUCKA

>>4727629

Dave: "You seemed to like that story so much, so I thought this was suitable!"

>>4727700
RUN, NPC, RUN!
YOU'RE PROBABLY A 1ST LEVEL COMMONER!

>>4727700
Yes, for all that's undead and evil, yes!
>>4727556

>>4727700
( Ohohoho, I wrote Dave! Whoopsy-daisy. )

>>4727511

There's no choice left. No option. Only one thing must be done. Look's like Drew is going to have to CHOKE A BITCH.

>>4727721
KEEP GOING

>>4727700

MAGNIFICENT

GET BUCK DREW

SHOW THAT WHORE HER PLACE

>>4727700

A CAT...IS FINE TOO.

>>4727700

Antoine: 'You want to dance, Drew? I want to POLKA."

Drew: "COME GET A TASTE." *ZAP MUTHAFUCKA!*

>>4727700

Drew: "And now, you traitorous Blackguard, I ha--"

>>4727763

A

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A
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I
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F
I
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T
O
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>>4727798
AW HELL NAW

>>4727798
Oh god no. NO NO NO NO
I ROLL TO DISBELIEVE, WHAT'S THE DC GUYS

>>4727798
AWWW HEELLL NAWW

>>4727798

DREW? DREW! DREEEEEEEW!!!

>>4727826
DC: THAT'S ONE DEAD SLUT

THAT'S WHAT

>>4727798
She's suffering SO hard for this.

>>4727798

That's not true! That's IMPOSSIBLE!

SMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DREW!


YOUUUUUUUUU CANNNNN DOOOOOO ITTTTTTTTTTT

>>4727891

She's a blackguard so she must have huge evil. Cleave and smite evil, Drew! Cleave and smite evil!

Everyone but Drew cease posting pictures!
We're running out of available space in this thread.

I'd post my Drew face, but I don't want to take up room

so

DREEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW~

>>4727891
>>4727891
>>4727891
>>4727891
>>4727891
>>4727891
>>4727891
>>4727891
THIS! FOR FUCK'S SAKE, SMITE THE FUCK OUT OF HER!

>>4727798

Kiara: "Grow up, Drew. That's my only advice. I'm taking my dad and leaving. He's right, I deserve a better master than some lich that can't even decide on his alignment.

Here's your phylactery, Drew. Goodbye."

Drew: "W-wait, Kiara! You know I wasn't serious!"

Kiara: "That's the problem."

>>4727969
T.T

>>4727969

Drew: "Kiara? KIARA?

...

Am I always supposed to lose...?"

Uh, Weird? Power Word: Kill?
Are there good evil spells?

>>4727969
>>4728025
It's ok Drew, we still love you.

>>4727969

:(

He won that story with the drow and the dorf city.

Also, Gutwrench or Bestow Greater Curse would work juuuuust fine.

At least she gave the Phylactery back.

>>4728025
I LOVE YOU DREW DON'T BE SAD ; ;

I miss Kiara already.

That bitch just asks to be killed.
Also, I hope that cat polymorph had permanent duration.

>>4728025
It'll be okay, Drew. It'll be okay. We're here for you, even if you don't know it.

>>4728108
Fuck you, Drew and Kiara forever. She'll be back. She always comes back. She ends up with someone more evil, and realizes that Drew is the only BBEG for her.

>>4728130
He's a lich, he has a bunch of divination and counter-divination spells, so he must be aware of the watchers.

>>4728025

Drew: "No... she's right. But it doesn't really matter. I've made this too complicated. There's only one goal I've had, or ever had. And I'm going to get it, dammit!

Drew the Lich... will rule the world!"

~Continued tomorrow, same 4channel, same time~

( Man, I never know what I'm doing with this. If you guys want, I can finish this up tomorrow. As for now, I'm going to go watch some Firefly.

Do you guys want another, tomorrow? I never know how well these things go over, haha.)

>>4728147
What has she done for Drew? All whining and trying to make him "proper".

>>4728156
ITS MOTHERFUCKING DREW, MAN!

OF COURSE WE WANT ANOTHER DREW THREAD, WONDERFUL SEXY DREWFAG!

>>4728156
Don't you see that every thread is a huge success? Just look at the ratings of the previous one over at suptg archive.

>>4728156
I always want drew the lich

>>4728156
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!

Drew threads are the only thing on /tg/ that I've never seen someone openly dislike.

Daaww, I just read the other archived threads.

>>4728156
CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL DREW THREADS

>>4728205
"ACH KISS ME BABY".
Got I laughed for good fifteen minutes when I first saw it.

I'm glad you guys like it! It's fun for me, and it looks like you guys are enjoying yourselves quite a bit, so I'll do one tomorrow. Seeya tomorrow! Thank you for the support, and I'm glad I could amuse you guys, even just a little.

>>4728164
She always helps him get back on track. She keeps him honest.

>>4728235
Thanks for your efforts, they were greatly enjoyed.

>>4728266
Agreed. Drew is amazing.

>>4728235
You are the best drawfag on this board. No exaggeration.

>>4728274
>>4728280
Second. The Drew the Lich guy (or one of them?) drew this, after all.

>>4728156
Drew is the best so fuck yes we want it again tomorrow!

BRING BACK Kiara OR SOMEONE EQUALLY OR GREATER THAN SEXIER THAN HER TO DREWS SIDE!

>>4728763
No one's sexier than Kiara.