Kay, next campaign will feature a lot of dead clerics, paladins and priests.


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Good God...
This is...
Hilarious!

You know, you could pretty easily swap out the D&D pantheon for the monotheistic judeo-christian religion. Doesn't he know that even with all the rules laid out in the books that players are free to change things as much as they want?

Also... Does Jack Chick actually believe in magic?

>>4734672
>Also... Does Jack Chick actually believe in magic?

Of course, he's christian. He believes in demons, magic and Satan.

>>4734623
LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE.

>>4734672
Yes, he does. In fact, he is obligated to believe in magic. If Satan is not actively empowering people to serve him, then Mr. Chick's religion and life's work are all for naught.

Welcome to the wacky world of religion.

"For example, you can have a "lawful evil" character. A handbook states that: "A lawful evil villain methodically takes what he wants within the limits of his code of conduct without regard to whom it hurts. He cares about tradition, loyalty and order, but not about freedom, dignity or life."7 Talk about a mish-mash of moral ambiguity. Our young people are having enough trouble getting their values straight without being immersed in this sort of material!"

I just realized that the description for Lawful Evil fits 90% of christian beliefs. Is that why they fear this so much?

Just got to the section about alignments.
His argument is that they're TOO CONFUSING.
Pardon me while I finish laughing and change my underwear.

>>4734685
/throw stone at Anonymous
>You threw a stone at Anonymous! You are without sin!

I'm a Christian, and I am deeply offended by this thread.

No, not because of Anonymous. You guys rock.

But Jack Chick is a fucking retard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Kgx2b1sIRs
"I want to cast... MAGIC MISSILE!"

Haha, if Chick and the fundies have issues with D&D, wait until they see anything from White Wolf, or Shadowrun.

>>4734675
But... Magic isn't like God or Satan. Magic is completely tangible and immediate.

Surely he doesn't also believe that all those magic practicers out there have just been hiding their powers like crazy for thousands of years? I mean I could understand charms or curses that work by looking like coincidences, but does he really think there's some fucker out there that can cast magic missile?

Old

Shut up you guys, I'm trying to fight the Zombie over here!

Although, i'm catholic. I have no issues with DnD.

>>4734726
Illusion, enchantment, curses, and divination.
None have immediate, obvious effects.

>>4734738

I guess you're double-stupid then.

Older than time.

Sweet, I like this guy, he claims the Cthulhu mythos is very real.

>>4734739

Its pretty damn obvious someone is insane when they start seriously talking about casting an enchantment on something or someone.

Dungeons and Dragons...
SATAN'S GAME

>>4734777
But can you verify that something didn't happen?
He can't delve too much into logic like that, or he loses the source of his power.

THERE YOU HAVE IT.
SATANIC WORLD OF NIGHTMARE
ITS THEY'RE GYM TEACHER'S FAULT.

>>4734733
BRAAAKLEAAAAPHHHH!

>>4734725
I have considered writing to him about dark heresy.

You just KNOW the pope would excommunicate Jack Chick.

>>4734797

pity he isn't catholic.

>>4734803
The pope would get so pissed he'd excommunicate him anyway.

Or just punch him in the face.

>>4734793

Do it, faggot.

>>4734772
Really, where is this? PLEASE TELL ME HE MADE PAMPHLET!

I have the fake ones, but if Jack chick actually made handouts against cthulhu, I will have to print them out and put one under my friend's windshield wipers. EVERY DAY. He loves mythos.

>>4734725
I would bet you any money that Jack Chick thinks that the real world is almost exactly like the OWoD setting.

Additionally, I would want to know: where young Mr. Pulling acquired his concept of "lycanthropic tendencies?" Where did he get his ideas about Hitler? Both are discussed in the D&D material.

>>4734821
Hold on, lemme channel concerned parent. I'll get back to you with the results in a little while.

I'm thinking of getting a P.O. box for this, so he won't know my real address. Jack Chick may be against magic, but that doesn't mean he doesn't know HOW to kill people with it. All he needs is your home address, some DNA, and your mother's maiden name.

>>4734837
...
I suddenly want to make a pamphlet-based character in Hunter.
Specifically, using them as wards and throwing weapons.
Is this plausible?

I will play him as horrendously over the top as needed.

>>4734694

at least 70% of us could give a shit either way, for the record.

Jack chick is a nutbag. I don't rage at him, I pity him.

>>4734709
lol x-tians have worse lore than WoW

>>4734824
http://www.chick.com/articles/frpg.asp
Examining the Issues Section, last paragraph

>>Contrary to the ramblings of D&D defenders like Michael Stackpole,29 the Necronomicon and the Cthulhu mythos are quite real. We will talk more about Mr. Stackpole later.

Article wasn't written by Chick, though.

>>4734837
White Wolf should make a setting based on Chick.

Christian: The Cleansing.

You kill catholics, vampires, jews, niggers, werewolves, mormons, jehova witnessess, policemen, abortion doctors, mages, satanists, cultists, hindus, muslims, gays, soldiers and pretty much everyone else you can come up with.

>>4734904

isn't that basically what hunter : the reckoning is about?

>>4734873
The problem is, he pities you too.

>>4734873
as you should. Not only does he make he religion look bad...he makes humanity look bad.

>>4734914
I reckon.

>>4734914
All Wayward. ALL THE TIME!

>>4734914
I thought Hunter was about being an Iraq veteran who found out his neighbour is a vampire...

I used to work with a Chick follower.

He was a nice guy, but the poor guy was... Well. Odd. Also he wanted me to read his "literature."

We had quite a few philosophical and theological debates... But I couldn't fault the guy.

His beliefs were what bothered me. Bathed ignorance and indoctrination. I wish I coulda broken him out of that insane cult...

>>4734932
OH YOU! >:3

>>4734895
Micheal A. Stackpole? The guy who wrote all those epic StarWars books I read as a kid?

Oh, these monkeyfuckers are going to get their shit kicked in for insulting the Stackpole!

Someone really needs to send him a copy of FATAL.

Bonus points for sending him a link to Wraeththu.

>>4734623

>These two guys sat in our living room and took copious notes from us on how to make sure the rituals were truly right "from the book," (this meaning that they actually came from magic grimoires or workbooks). They seemed satisfied with what they got and left us thankfully.

its good to see that TSR did their research.

Like many (almost all?) media mavens, Mr. Freeman desperately defends his precious popular culture against the onslaught of "fundamentalist Christians" who have a "fortress mentality." Well, excuse us, sir, for believing in the Bible.

GORDON FREEMAN?

>>4734923

No, he hates me and fears me. lol there's a difference.

>>4734873
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

Old Chick tract is old.

Pic somehow related.

Moar Cthulhu:

LEAVE THE DRAGONS ALONE!! AFTER ALL THEY HAVE DONE FOR YOU!!!

>>4735036
FUCK YES, PENIS FLOWERS! I am going to include that in my concerned parent letter.

So far the letter is fairly long. This is because I spend the first two pages telling how I found god, how JChick helped me find faith, saved, etc. I'll scan it, so you can get an idea of my handwriting (it's fairly messy, when writing the actual thing, I'tl be more girly/nice/ I'll write slower), I'll also include computext version of each page when I post.

Related

People who rally against fantasy as if it were real are their own living example of people who can't tell fantasy from reality. I read a book full of absolutely crazy shit and now I really believe it therefore someone else will actually believe anything they read too. You know what kind of bothers me? Technically they have, and simultaneously prove, their own theory.

BibleHeads are funny.

it is a mere game, a tool to entertain yourself with your friends. in fact, its advantage is that you get to know their true selves, like a anon too afraid to say hes a furry or that /b/-tard who wants to save the world and goes moralfag everywhere.

an RPfag is indeed that. a moralfag is indeed what he roleplays. that sick rougue that keeps doin CE things for the sake of himself and fun is indeed that. i have long lost my gaming group, but from the first session, i knew who i really wanted to keep as a friend.

having anti biblical stuff on it is the least expected, it is no fun then you do not have choice. i have played chaotic evil characters, DMed LE villains and played paladins, and i must say, in every time, we had fun with what my friends truly showed themselves as.

Fail hijack

>www.chick.com
>chick
>WOMAN
Who cares what some raging hormone cunts think or say? As long as they are posting these things from the kitchen, all is well. It's not like they are capable of an educated opinion anyway.

>>4735406

Dipshit, his name is Jack Chick.

>>4735448
no one named "chick" and holding those kind of herp derp opinions can be considered male. I'm sorry. We just don't acept faggots as male.

Fail hijack

>>4735519

Newfag summer is in high gear it seems.

"In the late 1970's, a couple of the game writers actually came to my wife and I as prominent "sorcerers" in the community. "

BATSHIT CRAZY

This was beautiful:

"Witnesses saw him trying to summon up D&D demons just minutes before his death."

"Like the people who think they can play around with ... pre-marital sex and not get burned by ... AIDS or pregnancy..."

This has to be a troll site, it is just too absurd.

Oh and how did I just pass over this

"They wanted to make certain the rituals were authentic. For the most part, they are."

I remember back in 2nd ed a magic missle was 1d6 for every 3 levels.... I don't think you can get more authentic than that :/

it will also take you to hell faster than a greased demon on roller skates.

On May 17, a young girl named Julia was walking from her dormitory to the library. She had a number of difficult economics finals coming up, so she planned on pulling an all-nighter. She wandered aimlessly around the library, looking for a quiet place to study- there were a few people scattered around cramming, and Julia preferred complete solitude. She came upon the perfect place- a dusty old section of the library completely devoid of other people. After studying into the wee hours of the morning, Julia awoke to the sound of loud scratching and tearing. She glanced up, and saw a creature with a pale, elongated face, large teeth, and blood red eyes. It's head was split in an unnatural, seething way. Julia, nor that section of the library, were ever seen again.

If you don't repost this, this same creature will hunt you the next time you are alone. Predators tend to prefer solitary prey.

>>4735653
Hmmmm a D&D deamon... what would the stats on that be?

>>4735211
ok, postan letter. No bitching about my handwriting, I'l write it fancy-like for the final version.
I got the name from a random gen.

page 1 synopsis.
I'm a big fan. I was bad in collage.

>>4734694
Nail= Hit on Head

>>4734623
i cant rage because im laughing too hard.

page 2:
blah blah met chjristian, read one of his tracts, 5 yrs later = married, 2 kids, oldest playin DARK HERESY?!?!

>>4735720
>Julia, nor that section of the library, were ever seen again.

Cause that sure explains how anyone else would know what fucking happened. GTFO.

>>4735720
But if you DO repost that, you will be eaten by TEN of the monsters. If you don't repost that, the original writer will be eaten instead.

I fuckin' hate chain letters. Especially non-scary shit which tries to pass itself off as scary.

>>4735800
Well it WAS seen by the goldfish...

page 3:
son, you cant play that game.
Public library cthu... wreaththu? EW.

>>4735834

I suggest you edit out the Chutulu Mythos part. Maybe somthing along the lines of

"that awful Chtulthu thing I have heard about"

>It's head was split in an unnatural, seething way.
That doesn't even make sense.

Page four, gotta add ending:

I am concerened about my son, and the other youth of this nation. Because of that, I wrote this letter to you. You are the only one I know of who is actively crusading for the souls of God's children.

Or some shit like that.

Please: suggestions, revisions, ideas. This is by no means finished.

>>4735894
excellent.

>>4735770
Dark Heresy is a game of strong christian morals in which you fight in the name of space-jesus against the forces of not just one, but FOUR SATANS! Also ethnic cleansing.

>>4736000
Right, but how do I make it sound bad? I need to make it seem like it is trying to attract christians, while still being bad, morally, and I'm too tired to do that well right now.

>>4736073
Psykers. Seriously, fundies go apeshit over any mention of psychic ability.

In this game, you also have the added "benefit"(insomuch as it's a benefit since it makes Jack Chick go crazy) of the fact that it can cause you to become a daemon-host. The main characters are expected to work with these psykers, usually, as though they were equals, despite the fact that they are a severe danger and a beacon to satan.

You know I really think that one of us should write an email to Chick that talks about how the cult of the God-Emperor of Humanity stands with him in his battle against the forces of corruption and sorcery.

I'd do it myself but then I would give Jack Chick the ability to contact me in some form. And that's just terrible.

>>4736200
satanS. There's 4 of them. And Malal. But no one pays her much attention any more.

>>4736207
Fake Hotmail accounts!

>>4736248
>her
what

>>4736265
Sorry about that, it's already been a long day and it's only 4:50, so my brain isn't fully up to speed.

>>4736200
Players gain psychic powers that eventually allow them to make "pacts" with demons, or become "daemon-hosts". The actual game, from what I can gather, is players going around and killing anyone who doesn't believe in thier "God-emporor of mankind".

The game is extremely violent, and is very graphic with it's descriptions of death. (insert random crit effect here). The game obviosly is intended to subvert young minds, and promotr idolitry (sp?).

>>4736296
No, no. The idea is... intriging. And I can't spell worth shit.

>>4736339
That Malal is female? I could see it happening. After all, warp hath no fury like a woman scorned.

>The game is one of non-stop combat and violence. It is clear to me that this game is desensitizing players to violence and also causing an increased tendency to violent behavior.

Sounds like a bad GM, or a group with a shitty diplomacy modifier.

Ok, writing up another version of the letter, this time on wordpad.
Please keep the awesome suggestions coming.

>>4736664
jack chick is indeed crazy

To me the funniest thing about the old Jack Chick DnD comic is that the group is mostly girls and the girls are not standard gamer hags.

>>4736542
F.A.T.A.L.

>>4736741
Later. I promise. Later.

I have never really summoned a demon..nor killed innocents...nor raped and stuff... am i doing something wrong? Maybe i should stop playing XGood characters?

Amanda Lule

Address Shit

Dear Mr. Chick,
First, I want to say thank you. Ever since I became a christian, I've been a fan of your work for God. I've read your literature since I found Christ in collage, and have recently found your on-line articles just as helpful in living a christian life.

-I'm just going to skip the boring part about finding faith.-

We dated for five years before we got married. Now, I am so blessed. We have two children (8 and 14), who fill our lives with joy. But it can be difficult to raise two christians in the world we live in today.

Our oldest son, William, was playing a game called "Dark Heresy" with his friends. I think it may be the new Dungeons and Dragons. He brought home the rules book, and I took one look at it, and decided that he was npt going to play this game. The cover itself is disturbing, but the contents are just as, if not more, twisted. Not only are there perverted, gruesome, disturbing images, there is also chillingly detailed violence.

In the game, it is possible for players to decapitate, de-limb, set on fire, and do other unspeakable acts to other player's characters. It is also possible to gain psychic powers, summon demons (called "daemons" in the game), or even became a "daemon-host". My son assured me that it was all just fun and games, but I was horrified. Needless to say, we had a long talk, and he agrees that it wouldn't be christian to play, and that God doesn't these kinds of games.

>>4734666
>666
satan satan satan!

Not only does Dark Heresy reward demon worship, there is also an abundance of idolatry. The players are all working for the "God-Emporor of Mankind". On their quests, they are tempted by the "Chaos Gods". There is even a bit about how players must resist the corruption of evil. But no rewards occur when you resist evil, and the more corrupt characters are, the more options players have. This was undoubtedly an attempt by the game-makers to get christians to play the game. But the God-Emporor's servants are anything but Christian. Players can be assassins, robots, "psykers" (psykers use psychic powers to summon demons, or kill people with their powers), or even "clerics" of the God-Emporor.

Players are also rewarded with "experience points" when they act "in character". These experience points are used to make their character more deadly in combat. What happens when players go to extreme lengths to get these "XP"? (Short for eXperience Points)

I'm glad my son now understands that these kinds of game are unnactepable, and I let him know I was dissapointed he didn't realize it earlier. I am worried, though, about the threat this "game" poses to the children (and adults) who don't realize just how much danger this "game" puts them in.

>Not only does Dark Heresy reward demon worship, there is also an abundance of idolatry. The players are all working for the "God-Emporor of Mankind". On their quests, they are tempted by the "Chaos Gods". There is even a bit about how players must resist the corruption of evil. This was undoubtedly an attempt by the game-makers to get christians to play the game. But no rewards occur when you resist evil, and the more corrupt characters are, the more options players have. But the God-Emporor's servants are anything but Christian. Players can be assassins, robots, "psykers" (psykers use psychic powers to summon demons, or kill people with their powers), or even "clerics" of the God-Emporor.

fixed.

God damn it somebody show them a picture of the fucking Emperor! It's space Jesus and everybody goddamn knows it, do it, DO IT!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Wait...Monks know shit about occult stuff?

>>4736989
I'll suggest in the letter that jc take a look at the rulesbook for himself.

>>4736996
If they have Forbidden Lore (Cults) they do.

>>4737012
Even clerics can have that cant they...

>>4736989
Actually, the Emperor is more like the Antichrist to a T... guy who unites the world, bans other religions, killed billions just because they didn't want to kneel before him... no wait, that does sound like Revelations Christ too. nevermind.

Actually, there's literally no real way you can tell the Christ and Antichrist apart, the Bible even says that the Antichrist will be just like the real Christ. The only litmus test is the one who wins. That, to me, sounds suspiciously convenient.

From the URL, I'd assumed it would be feminist criticisms of D&D. I was prepared to be bemused but conflicted, since D&D is clearly harmless but feminists take issues with the smallest, most insignificant things.

Then it was a christian, and I was relieved. I fucking EXPECT them to be crazy.

Hes a fucking ex-satanist, he actually actively practiced bad shit on purpose, what the fuck!

So...am i very bad at roleplaying, or dont we usually skip details in HOW we cast the spells?

Mister 'Chick' is rather silly. I think he would best be left alone as he is obviously far beyond the reach of reason.


Also, his name is 'Chick', that pretty damn funny if you ask me.

>wait until they see anything from White Wolf

Thing is, White Wolf just isn't very good at being offensive. They just try too hard, they're the /b/ of RPGs.

The gods are many, we got the father, the son and the holy ghost.

>>4737152
Right, but I'm trying to get a pamphlet, or at least on online article, on DH.

>It needs to be emphasized that a spiritual deception which draws people away from Jesus Christ is much more dangerous than automotive chicken or people dying of starvation.

sigh...

>>4736944
"and that God doesn't these kinds of games."

My god they accidently a whole word..

I too was very offended by the first D&D movie.

because it sucked

>>4737260
Two words, actually.

approve of

>>4736944
EMPRAH

eating, will be back to see if there are any more suggestions.

will make another thread tomorrow with final(?) version of letter.

Oooh! Here's one, tell him that the Emprah is supposed to represent Christ as a tyrannical non-loving entity! He'll love that.

lol
op here

What have I done?

>>There is hardly a game in which the players do not indulge in murder, arson, torture, rape or highway robbery."

Can't..stop...LAUGHING

Hahahahaha! Awesome.

>>4737055
There can be only one!

>Additionally, much of the game contains overtones that reek of illicit sex and sexual violence. For example, the cover of one D&D supplement, called Eldrich Wizardry, shows a naked woman reclining on an obviously satanic ritual altar. This tragic scene is compelling because it is really what is done in genuine satanic groups all over the nation.2 It is extremely sado-masochistic because the fate of such a woman is to be either raped, gang-raped, tortured or sacrificed to a demon god. This kind of imagery can be very provocative and seductive to adolescent males or even adults.

Fuck yes.

>>4738135
Have I got a game for you.

>>4738178
It's all clear now!
Jack Chick just mistook FATAL for D&D.

>In other words, religions are myths. Christianity is a myth; Judaism is a myth, etc

You made that connection, then ignored it. Good job, bro.

>>4738178
That game does not look demonic enough for me. As a true, hard-core player of Dungeons and Dragons, the game's cover must feature wizards and druids casting spells of a demonic nature upon her nubile flesh. Additionally, demons must be reveling in the background, and sex slaves must languish in the foreground. Furthermore, a lewd depiction of Christ must be somewhere in the image.

>>4738301
Have you seen the ACTUAL cover?

>>4738135 demon god
Wait, did some Christfag just validate the existence of a deity that is not the one true god?

>>4738331
Not really. To a christfag any god that's not "God" is a false god, thus would not bother clarifying that it's a false god. Because if you don't see it as a false god then you're a filthy heathen that needs to be burned at the stake.

Oh man, the lulz just don't stop.

You know what makes it official? YOU HAVE TO DATE IT.

>>4738369

False God implies that it is not actually a god. Not just a god they don't like.

I love the MWV

>It should be a serious business with us to be thoroughly purged of every error which may have a tendency to foster the spirit of Popery

>It should be a serious business with us to be thoroughly purged

>serious business

>Today shelves in major bookstores literally groan under the weight of various of books on Wicca
>When D&D started, you could perhaps find four or five books on Wicca in print.
He should also check the correlates for pirates and global warming. Turn off the air conditioning and the pirates will return!

>>4738580
OH GOD HE'S RIGHT! DX

>>4738580
I thought it was that lack of pirates caused global warming...

>>4737180
I think to do that you should write in not decrying, but supporting it, saying 'I know of all your fine work against roleplaying but this, THIS is a shining example of christian values for reasons X Y Z.'

I bet that Jack Chick would believe in Gehenna AND the Apocalypse.

Holy shit, someone should make a tract about a Tau sympathizer being converted to the proper worship of the God-Emperor and learning to shun the impure Xenos

>>4738781
with correlations, you just can't say!

>>4738793
seconded

>>a spectacular movie called Dungeons and Dragons

>>4738793
>>4738826
And thus begins the inevitable creation of Administrator Chicktus. Fighting heresy door-to-door, armed with stacks of tiny pamphlets.

>>4738793
You know, I always wondered how Chick would react to Warhammer's fluff, particularly imperium.

I figure you do enough name changing, and he might be all for it.

>They are often people who "march to the beat of a different drummer."
oh you are not going for Mill now are you?

>>4738880
thoreau, you mean

>as something evil and ultimately useless against the power of the true and living God
but Gandalf is way stronger than Saruman

>One is more tempted to ask, what evidence ISN'T there?
I love this guy

I miss the old satanic D and D. This new weeaboo shit is depressing.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp
Oh god....
This is hilarious.

>>4739266
BLACKLEAF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>4738860
Awesome! Maybe a Sister of Battle helping out with a book burning somewhere.

>>4739462
Or we could burn some Beatles records.
Thats fun too.

>>4739507
THere aren't any Beatles records in WH40K, silly anon!

>>4739266
>>4739340

Anyone notice they talk a whole lot about bondage in these comics, and it's all starring a bunch of evil women? I'm starting to think Jack has a bit of a dungeon fantasy himself.

>>4739631
Lol. Lets burn some Beatles records.

>>4739788
GOD DAMNIT THERE ARE NO SURVIVING BEATLES RECORDS IN WH40K. WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!?!?!?!

This is my new fave quote

>Of course, just like everything else, some people (young or otherwise) will say, "Those people were just weird or losers to begin with. I'm too together to fall into stuff like that. It's just a game!" Yeah, and an H-bomb is just a firecracker! Like the people who think they can play around with crack or pre-marital sex and not get burned by death, AIDS or pregnancy, the person who thinks they can mess with D&D without getting burnt is whistling in the dark

Trolls of 4chan, learn from the master:

>Defenders of D&D often complain that it is only a game. Playing chicken with cars is "only a game" until someone gets killed. So is Russian roulette! I am frequently told to "get a life" or write about something more important than D&D, like social justice or world hunger. The devil would sure like that.

>>4740054
The devil sure would. He's laughing at your articles right now, god forbid you try to write about world peace.

>>4740092

It actually gets better.

His stance is that D&D is more dangerous than crashing cars or russian roulette because D&D poisons your SOUL because you play it with your MIND.

So crusading against D&D is more important than helping starving children in africa because the starving children go to heaven when they die (if they loved JEEESUS) but anyone that plays D&D goes to hell.

Another christfag here. For those of you berating Christians because of Chick, remember that he is an insane little man.

Also, no Fort save to resist the poison? Good god woman, are some sort of extermist Gygaxian DM? At least the old Sphere of Annihilation trap had some reasoning to it!

>>4740234

>Fort save

That would be a PPDM save, thank you very much.

Can't check it out, OP, I'm fighting The Zombie.

>>4740228
I don't think I approve of his reasoning. Fuck this asshole.

>>4740264
Ms. Frost is fucking hot. I bet she's kinky and promiscuous.

>>4740228
We gotta keep the good children of the world pure.

Those children aren't in Africa.

>>4740264
Great innuendo or self-pleasuring or GREATEST innuendo for self-pleasuring?

Quite Interesting...

>>4740324
they did call orgasms the little death...

>>4741621

No, that was fear, and it supposedly brings total oblivion.

...

Sorry, couldn't help it.

>>4739907
the 30271th re-release of the White Album in the new psychosonic format.

>>4742964
I was thinking Sgt. Pepper, but thats fine too.

its so damn funny when I read this stuff cuz one of my best frined who go's to a VARY devout christian and is going to school to be a christian youth teacher plays DnD with me all the time.

>>4739266
Debbie makes me lol so hard

>>4738860
>Chicktus
Really a cultist of Tzeentch.

>"As a Christian, would it be appropriate for you to participate in a role-playing game with friends where each of you imagines a scenario involving a variety of sexual activities including fornication, adultery and homosexuality?"

>"Anyone who knows anything about the Bible, recoils in horror at such a suggestion. Why? Because we immediately recognize that this "game" would quickly enflame the powerful sex drives of the players, planting suggestions in their spirits that God condemns."

ITT Chick admits that he'll be overwhelmed by the desire to suck cock if he ever thinks about homosexuality.

Somebody send a copy of Testament to Chick and his posse of gods rejects; they shouldn't miss the fun of biblical inspired RPG
http://rs30.rapidshare.com/files/73562165/testament_-_roleplaying_in_the_biblical_era.pdf

>>4745276
The old testament is pretty grimdark old sand and sandals. I'd play it, as long as it was very accurate to the setting. I want a quest from the king to collect 100 Philistine Foreskins, for example.

"Any serious sorcerer will tell you that magic can be as baroque or as simple as the magician him- or herself wishes."

I r srs magik man. I cast Color Spray. Then I cast level 9 Cattle Rustling, Murder, Rape, Arson, and Rape monster. Jack Chick is dead. Huzzah! *Soul Loss*

# D&D player (14 years old) Sean Sellers was convicted of killing his parents and a convenience store clerk in Greeley, Oklahoma (1/11/87). He is the youngest inmate of death row in the country as of this writing (22 now). His involvement in hard-core Satanism began with D&D, according to his own testimony. Praise the Lord, he is now a Born Again Christian!7

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>>4744988
Penis.

>>4746426
That too.

Yay for religious nutjobs!

>>4745762
I lol'd.

>>4746684
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>>4747511
Marty Mcfly? Lawl.