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    14 KB PART CONTINUED Drew 06/02/09(Tue)23:21 No.4750158  
    PART 1 -
    >>4748469

    Drew: "Why'd I become a lich? Why'd I try and be evil? Why have I done everything I've done? I've been looking to be accepted, I've been trying to fill a role. And for a while I thought the only role I could fill was for you...

    But I was wrong. I have not only changed the world, I've changed it for the better. I'm not only accepted, the people love me. I've started a new age of acceptance and prosperity - and I did it with people who actually supported me.

    I'm done looking for friends in the wrong places. And now I'm going to make a statement even the gods can't ignore."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:21 No.4750163
    >>4750158

    This shit is ON now.
    >> Howard the Imp 06/02/09(Tue)23:22 No.4750167
    >>4750158

    You tell 'em, boss!
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:22 No.4750168
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    BRACING FOR EPIC STATEMENT
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:22 No.4750169
    toasting in epic bread
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/02/09(Tue)23:22 No.4750173
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    GO DREW

    BELIEVE IN US WHO BELIEVE IN YOU
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:23 No.4750175
    >>4750158
    And then things took a shocking swerve.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:23 No.4750181
    I am weeping tears of awesomeness. Manly tears, but yes. Tears.

    You go Drew. You go.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:24 No.4750187
    >>4750158
    Kick Bane in his godly balls. You are the man, you magnificent Lich Bastard you!
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:24 No.4750189
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    >now I'm going to make a statement even the gods can't ignore.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:25 No.4750196
    Chance for epic: 100%.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:25 No.4750202
    I love you drew
    >> The United Union of Ogres 06/02/09(Tue)23:26 No.4750206
    Hey, Drew, just wanted to say thanks for your assistance. With your continued business, we will be able to afford rail spikes to drive through our wooden clubs.
    >> Nurse Verity 06/02/09(Tue)23:27 No.4750215
    Meinself needs popcorn.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:28 No.4750225
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    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:28 No.4750226
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    You tell Bane, and his lapdog Kiara.

    Did you not earn your success by the sweat of your own brow? Metaphorically speaking, or course.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:28 No.4750227
    Last thread, Drew had gone to Neutral Good.

    As of now, Drew just became Lawful Good.

    If you tried to INTENTIONALLY FAIL at being a lich from the beginning, Drew, you'd probably be successfully evil.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:29 No.4750233
    If this turns out any more epic than the flying zombie sharks, I'm going to be shouting triumphantly in a very quiet, very strict library.

    GO DREW GO
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:29 No.4750238
    Drew is better at Lawful Good than 99% of all Paladins.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:29 No.4750240
    >>4750227

    Drew has transcended Dnd Alignment.

    He's Garful Confident.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:30 No.4750244
    >>4750240

    No, Lawful AWESOME.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:31 No.4750256
    Drew is about to surpass his greatest hero in terms of awesome.

    And then he's going to start getting fan letters from Skeletor.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:32 No.4750269
    THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:32 No.4750275
    >>4750256
    >And then he's going to start getting fan letters from Skeletor.

    We don't know what kind of effect that'd have on Drew, honestly.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:32 No.4750276
    come on! I have to go to work soon!
    >> Nurse Verity 06/02/09(Tue)23:32 No.4750279
    >>4750250

    Get zee fuck owt.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:32 No.4750280
    If this next post doesn't come soon I'm gonna jizz in my pants.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:32 No.4750281
    >>4750244
    He's MAGIC AWESOME
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:33 No.4750284
    >>4750250

    You have failed /tg/. Get out.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:33 No.4750288
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    >>4750158
    >>4750256
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:33 No.4750290
    >>4750250
    This is the first time I've ever seen anyone sage a Drew thread ever.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:34 No.4750293
    >>4750158

    You tell that snivelling little vulture what's what.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:34 No.4750302
    DREW YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE BUD FINISH THIS
    >> Drew 06/02/09(Tue)23:35 No.4750305
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    >>4750158
    >>4750158

    Drew: "I think it would be suitable to make you face your decisions, as I have.

    I want you to look into my eyes as I do this. That way you will know my will is irreversible."

    Kiara: "What are you doing, Drew? It's me, Kiara!"
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:36 No.4750315
    >>4750305

    OH MOTHERFUCKER MORE
    >> Drew 06/02/09(Tue)23:36 No.4750318
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    >>4750305

    "Shhhh, now. I'm making a Wish."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:36 No.4750320
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    >>4750305
    SUSPENSE
    KILLING
    ME
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:36 No.4750322
    >>4750305
    DO IT, DREW

    COMMENCE THE MINDRAPE
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:36 No.4750323
    Drew offer to buy Bane's portfolio for the controlling portion of your worldwide megacorp...se. Then auction off his portfolio after Kiara pleges her heart, body, and soul to you. Then go to a small tropical island and live out the rest of your immortal life as Bane the new god of subprime and micro mortgages run's your commercial and political empire, sewing chaos and micro mortgages across the planes while you enjoy mojito's with Kiara in her chainmail bikini.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:37 No.4750332
    >>4750318

    FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:37 No.4750334
    >>4750290
    >>4750284
    Summer. It's quite telling about the quality of posters outside of here.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:37 No.4750335
    >>4750305
    Just desserts incoming.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:37 No.4750336
    >>4750318
    YES

    THE ULTIMATE ARCANE SPELL

    FINISH HER OFF, DREW!
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:37 No.4750337
    >>4750305
    YOUR OFF THE INVITE LIST!
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/02/09(Tue)23:38 No.4750342
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    >>4750305
    >>4750318

    Where she's going, she won't need eyes to see.
    >> The United Union of Ogres 06/02/09(Tue)23:39 No.4750346
    >>4750318
    Are you wishing for an under-the-table punch fest, boss?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:39 No.4750347
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    >>4750318
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:39 No.4750350
    >>4750318

    FINAL DESTINATION INCOMING
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:39 No.4750353
    >>4750305
    Aw yeah man now she's scared. You got her on the ropes
    >> The Shadow 06/02/09(Tue)23:39 No.4750354
    >>4750318

    OOOOOHHHHHH SSSSSHHHHIIIIIIII-
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:39 No.4750356
    GO! Fucking go Drew!
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:40 No.4750361
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    >>4750318
    GET THE FUCK DOWN!!!
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:40 No.4750365
    >>4750318

    The single most frightening thing I have witnessed any lich do.
    >> Glutton 06/02/09(Tue)23:43 No.4750381
    BY THE GODS, I AM GLAD I CAME BACK ONLINE TO SEE THIS!

    SHOW HER WHO IS IN CHARGE AROUND HERE, DREW!
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:44 No.4750386
    >>4750342
    ... Dominic Deegan?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:44 No.4750388
    Hmmm, Kiara being wished into a chainmail bikini would be an excellent use of resources and would reveal her ample assets, just to make sure she isn't dealing under the table here of course.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:44 No.4750392
    >>4750318
    Any future lich villain in any campaign I run is going to say this when the PCs enter.

    DREW I LOVE YOU I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES
    >> Drew 06/02/09(Tue)23:46 No.4750407
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    >>4750318

    "I'm... alive?

    Where am I?"
    >> Glutton 06/02/09(Tue)23:46 No.4750412
    Speaking of which..

    Did anyone archive these yet?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:46 No.4750419
    >>4750412

    Already did.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:47 No.4750422
    Oh God, that kittybeast on her shoulder is so freakin cute.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/02/09(Tue)23:47 No.4750434
    >>4750407

    THE ISLAND
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:48 No.4750440
    I like where this is going...
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:48 No.4750442
    >>4750428
    >>He is LG.

    lolwhut? Drew's MA.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:48 No.4750445
    >>4750422
    >Oh God, her polymorphed father is so freakin cute

    FTFY
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:49 No.4750448
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    >>4750407

    Continue...
    >> Drew 06/02/09(Tue)23:49 No.4750456
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    >>4750407

    Secretary: "...What did you do to her, Mr. Drew?"

    Drew: "Nothing too serious. It's neutral plane devoid of all sentient life. She'll be able to survive and dwell on the circumstances that landed her in that position. And little else."

    Secretary: "If she wasn't lying, couldn't Bane simply take her away from there?"

    Drew: "I don't think so. Bane will be preoccupied with me."
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 06/02/09(Tue)23:50 No.4750461
    I'm kind of glad he takes a minute or two to post; my mind has trouble processing the epic levels.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:50 No.4750464
    >>4750407
    BIKINI ISLAND!
    AND YOUR OVERDRESSED
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:50 No.4750466
    >>4750456

    BANE VS DREW?!
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/02/09(Tue)23:50 No.4750467
    >>4750456

    DREW GETTING HIS GAME FACE ON
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:50 No.4750469
    >>4750456

    Oh shit. It's on.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:51 No.4750471
    >>4750456

    God slaying time?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:51 No.4750473
    >>4750456
    >> Drew: "I don't think so. Bane will be preoccupied with me."

    this is gonna be goood
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:52 No.4750477
    >>4750456

    I am fucking speechless due to the EPIC and GAR. MORE.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:53 No.4750488
    >>4750456
    Oh shit. I knew Drew was badass, but that's 3 separate occurrences of epic lines in the same thread.

    DREW DREW DREW!
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:53 No.4750489
    I have to say, I really like the succubus secretary in her 50s getup. Also, she calls you Mr. Drew. That's awesome.
    >> Nwabudike Morgan 06/02/09(Tue)23:53 No.4750490
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    It's time for some AGGRESSIVE ACQUISITIONS AND EXTENDED EXPANSIONS.
    >> The United Union of Ogres 06/02/09(Tue)23:54 No.4750498
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    We're with you, boss! Bane, YOU'RE A DICK!
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:54 No.4750503
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    >>4750456
    So. Manly.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 06/02/09(Tue)23:55 No.4750512
    >>4750456

    Drew has surpassed Kamina in levels of manliness.
    >> Sister Miriam Godwinson 06/02/09(Tue)23:56 No.4750520
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    I'm sorry, but you're not going to get anywhere near Bane while I'm still alive.
    >> Drew 06/02/09(Tue)23:57 No.4750526
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    >>4750456

    "Very well, mortal. I accept your challenge."
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:58 No.4750537
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    >I don't think so. Bane will be preoccupied with me.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:58 No.4750538
    >>4750520

    I would suggest you evacuate the premises, Sister Godwinson. Events about to transpire may be ill-conductive to your continued good health. For example, a lich with a bone to pick.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:58 No.4750539
    >>4750526

    IT'S ON NOW
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:58 No.4750544
    >>4750526
    HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FAST
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:59 No.4750547
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    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/02/09(Tue)23:59 No.4750549
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    >>4750526

    IT'Z GO TIME, DREW.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:59 No.4750551
    >>4750526
    SHIT JUST GOT REAL
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    >>4750526
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:59 No.4750554
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    >>4750526
    >> TheLionHearted !HAGYQOveO. 06/02/09(Tue)23:59 No.4750561
    >>4750538
    >>Bone to pick
    >>Lich
    Hah
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)23:59 No.4750562
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    >>4750456
    >> Howard the Imp 06/03/09(Wed)00:00 No.4750565
    With all due respect, Mr. Bane, Drew the Lich is an undead being who's soul is not bound to his body, and as such, is no longer capable of death in the traditional sense.
    Depending on your definition, he's barely, if at all, still mortal. Not to mention he controls most of the world.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:00 No.4750570
    iN BEFORE END OF SESSION
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:00 No.4750575
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    YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED BANE
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:01 No.4750577
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    >>4750526
    Oh shit. Careful, Drew, he's probably more powerful than you. Don't try to beat him straight up!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:01 No.4750580
    >>4750526
    NOW
    SUMMON YOUR ELITE GUARDS OF ATHEISM
    USE THEM TO THINK HIM OUT OF EXISTENCE.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:02 No.4750596
    >>4750580

    No, sell all the stock you have in Bane, causing a mass panic as regular joes on the street imitate your actions. Bane will be a beggar in no time at all!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:03 No.4750600
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    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/03/09(Wed)00:04 No.4750608
    >>4750596

    Nobody believes in Bane after all his worshippers sold their stock in him.

    But did they buy stock in Drew as a result?
    >> Drew 06/03/09(Wed)00:04 No.4750611
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    >>4750526

    Bane: "Welcome to my coliseum. You have pleased me greatly, Drew the Lich. Your conquest is one to last the ages. Perhaps it is fate that you would be set against me. The mighty seek each other, it is the way of things. It is the way of war.

    Our combat shall be judged in the eyes of all the gods."
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:04 No.4750612
    Drew! Most the world is supporting you. Their collective wills are yours! You can break the unbreakable, stop the unstoppable. You can do the impossible. You can defeat a god.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:06 No.4750622
    >>4750612

    Row Row Fight Da Powah?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:06 No.4750624
    >>4750526

    LEAVE BANE TO ME
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/03/09(Wed)00:06 No.4750631
    >>4750612

    ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 06/03/09(Wed)00:07 No.4750638
    >>4750611

    DO THE IMPOSSIBLE AND THE BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE, DREW!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:07 No.4750643
    People of the world, Drew is in a contest of EPIC and GAR!

    SHARE YOUR ENERGIES WITH HIM!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:08 No.4750650
    >>4750611
    GO DREW!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:08 No.4750652
    CRIPPLE HIM WITH WORDS.

    Dismiss him utterly. Show him his way of wanton violence is useless and meaningless in the face of your common sense and infrastructure!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:09 No.4750656
    Drew's magic is the magic that shall pierce the heavens.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:09 No.4750663
    >>4750612

    He doesn't even need to defeat him.

    He just needs one sure stroke to prove to the rest of the world that even a God can bleed.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:09 No.4750664
    WE BELIEVE IN YOU DRILL! I mean, DREW!
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/03/09(Wed)00:09 No.4750668
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    >>4750611

    NO ITEMS
    DREW ONLY
    BANE ONLY
    FINAL DESTINATION
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:10 No.4750672
    Beat Bane's ass Drew! Kill the un-killable and claim your true birth right!
    >> Drew 06/03/09(Wed)00:11 No.4750681
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    >>4750611

    Bane: "You have chosen poorly, though admirably, challenger. You cannot hope to defeat me in single combat."

    Drew: "And what got it in your head that I'm attempting to be Lawful?"
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:12 No.4750685
    >>4750668
    >>4750681

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCSqOCVQJT0
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:13 No.4750689
    >>4750681
    >Drew: "And what got it in your head that I'm attempting to be Lawful?"
    DREW IS PLAYING DIRTY?


    THAT'S OUR BOY
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/03/09(Wed)00:14 No.4750695
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    >>4750681

    A new age has begun.

    An age of freedom.

    And all will know that one Lich gave his last beath to defend it.

    GIVE HIM NOTHING, BUT TAKE FROM HIM...EVERYTHING!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:14 No.4750702
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    >>4750681
    What is he trying to pull here?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:15 No.4750707
    >>4750681
    >And what got it in your head that I'm attempting to be Lawful?
    FUCK YES DREW. BEAT HIS ASS DOWN WITH AN ARMY OF THE UNDEAD.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:17 No.4750714
    Come on 49,000gp worth of mules!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:17 No.4750717
    The spirits of those slain in Bane's arena, risen up in allegiance with Drew!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:18 No.4750725
    >>4750695

    EARN THIS PHYLACTERY, LAD!
    >> Drew 06/03/09(Wed)00:18 No.4750726
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    >>4750681

    "I spent too much time worrying about alignment and what others thought of me. But all that matters to me now is that any threat to my world must be destroyed.

    Your inflexibility will be your undoing.

    You face not I alone, but every powerful being you've ever slighted, the champions of the gods you war with --

    and you cannot run."
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/03/09(Wed)00:19 No.4750735
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    >>4750726
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:20 No.4750738
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    >>4750726
    I WAS BORN TO WITNESS THIS MOMENT
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:20 No.4750740
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    >>4750726
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:20 No.4750741
    >>4750726

    ZA WARUDO
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:21 No.4750746
    Does anyone care what's happening to Kiara on the neutral demiplane of chainmail bikini's?
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    >>4750726
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:22 No.4750751
    >>4750746

    Fuck no
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:23 No.4750756
    >>4750746

    Yeah, but all in good time. Right now Drew is about to kick Bane's ASS.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:23 No.4750762
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    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:24 No.4750768
    >>4750746
    I sure do.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:26 No.4750781
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    >>4750726
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:27 No.4750784
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    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:28 No.4750791
    HOLY SHIT!
    I want to go to sleep, it's 2am here and my job starts at 5, and yet I can't stop hitting F5!
    >> Drew 06/03/09(Wed)00:28 No.4750797
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    >>4750726

    Bane: "DAMN YOU, MORTAL! CURSE YOUR TREACHERY, CURSE YOUR FOOLISHNESS!"

    Drew: "The only one to blame for this is yourself.

    Goodbye, Bane."
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:29 No.4750806
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    >>4750726
    >>4750797
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/03/09(Wed)00:30 No.4750807
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    >>4750797
    >> The United Union of Ogres 06/03/09(Wed)00:30 No.4750808
    We, the United Union of Ogres, would like to humbly request that all posting of images cease so that Drew can continue posting without starting another new thread, you dildos. Many thanks.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:30 No.4750809
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    >>4750797
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:32 No.4750820
    >>4750681

    Bane is huge. That means he has huge evil. Drew, cleave and smite evil!
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 06/03/09(Wed)00:32 No.4750821
    >>4750797

    MY EYESSSSSS
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:34 No.4750830
    >>4750797

    NOW BEGINS THE BURNING TIME!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:35 No.4750839
    Say Goodbye Bane.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:36 No.4750849
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    YESYESYESYESYESYESYES
    YESYESYESYESYESYESYES
    YESYESYESYESYESYESYES
    YESYESYESYESYESYESYES
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:37 No.4750855
    >>4750797

    Oblivion awaits, Bane!
    >> Drew 06/03/09(Wed)00:38 No.4750859
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    >>4750797

    Secretary: "Ah, you're back! How did slaying Bane go, Mr. Drew?"

    Drew: "No need to worry about him, anymore. I believe the act has also earned us favors from several deities, as well as a spectral army headed by the former god of war."

    Secretary: "Splendid, Mr. Drew. I'll leave the paperwork to you.

    By the way, I've been meaning to say this, why don't you change you phylactery to something more... fitting of your station?"
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:40 No.4750867
    >>4750859
    OH SHIT

    BAD MOVE
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:40 No.4750869
    >>4750859
    sentient cowhead staff
    sentient cowhead staff
    sentient cowhead staff
    sentient cowhead staff
    >> Arcbound 06/03/09(Wed)00:40 No.4750870
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    DREW IS BACK.
    HOLY FUCK IS HE EVER BACK.

    Drew...I want you to have this.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:41 No.4750873
    damm man, drew has gotten epic, our little lich is all grown up.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:41 No.4750875
    >>4750859
    Uh, don't listen to the secretary! DON'T MESS WITH YOUR PHYLACTERY
    >> Turbo-Boss Nagrutz 06/03/09(Wed)00:41 No.4750876
    >>4750726
    'E'Z KALLIN' IN DA BOYZ, LIKE ANY SELF-RESPEKTIN' ORK! GO GET 'IM, SKULLBOY!
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/03/09(Wed)00:42 No.4750878
    >>4750859

    NO DREW

    THE PHYLACTERY IS WHO YOU ARE

    NEVER CHANGE IT
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:43 No.4750884
    >>4750726
    HEAVEN OR HELL
    DUEL ONE
    LET'S ROCK
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:44 No.4750893
    No Drew, don't change it. Never forget where you came from!
    >> So ends Drew's journey and begins his rule. Drew 06/03/09(Wed)00:46 No.4750901
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    >>4750859

    "Ah... no. I think I'll keep it the way it is.

    I like it this way."
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:46 No.4750902
    >>4750859
    Never change what works already.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:47 No.4750910
    So drew you going to let what's her name back after a going insane from lack of stimulus and clearly learned her lesson?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:47 No.4750911
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    >>4750901
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/03/09(Wed)00:48 No.4750916
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    >>4750901
    >> The Unconquered Sun 06/03/09(Wed)00:48 No.4750917
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    >>4750901

    Hello, Drew. I don't normally do this for the undead, but...

    Well, I have something for you, if you want it. You've, ah... qualified.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:48 No.4750919
    >>4750901
    ALL HAIL KING DREW, SLAYER OF GODS AND SLAVE TO NO ALIGNMENT!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:49 No.4750923
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    >>4750901
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:50 No.4750931
    Drew got serious shit done today.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:50 No.4750935
    I'd like to declare, as I did in the last thread, that Drew is the best drawfag to ever grace /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:51 No.4750936
    That was fucking awesome, good job, drawfriend.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:51 No.4750939
    >>4750901
    For safety split it between that and something special to remember this journey by. Something you own. Liiiike: The world.

    Congratulations Drew. /tg/ will never forget you.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:51 No.4750941
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    >>4750901
    >> Drew 06/03/09(Wed)00:52 No.4750943
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    So uh, I think that's pretty good closure for the end! I've never been fond of dragging things on for eternity, I think it's best of a story (even one as erratic as this) has an end.

    Thanks a ton for the support, I just like helping people enjoy themselves. I think the only thing I'd continue with Drew would, perhaps, be a prequel/origin story, but that's only if you'd guys want it. I wouldn't want to bleed it dry.

    Either way, you've made this drawfag feel the love.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:52 No.4750944
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    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:52 No.4750945
    We could use a PS about Kiara, though.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:52 No.4750946
    Drew, there are very few people whom I would say this to, but... well... I'd be honored if you would accept my job application.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:53 No.4750951
    >>4750939
    Remember to visit us!
    >> KHORNE 06/03/09(Wed)00:53 No.4750955
    >>4750901
    THIS IS THE ONE TIME I'LL EVER MAKE AN EXCEPTION IN MY BLOODY EXISTENCE...FILTHY SORCERER THOUGH THAT LICH MAY BE, HE'S OFF-LIMITS TO ANY OF MY MINIONS!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:54 No.4750963
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    >>4750943
    Well done friend, Redemption By Wealth is a rare but marvelous thing...
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:54 No.4750966
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    >>4750901
    So what happens to Kiara?
    ...
    She must be a trifle bored.
    Epilogue?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:55 No.4750967
    >>4750943
    Just let the charactor pop up every once and awhile and we'll be good
    also
    WE DEMAND KARIA DICKINGS!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:55 No.4750969
    >>4750943
    I'd be interested.

    That being said, did Skelletor ever get Drew's autograph?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:56 No.4750970
    >>4750943

    KIARA EPILOGUE

    PLEASE

    PLEASE MAKE IT A HAPPY END
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 06/03/09(Wed)00:56 No.4750971
    >>4750935

    He's the best... Well, he's the best...

    I'm trying to say something like fucking awesome; multiply that by 60 billion, and you're close.

    >>4750955

    He better be.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:56 No.4750972
    >>4750966
    EPILOGUE! EPILOGUE!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:56 No.4750977
    >>4750966
    That's sorta the point of what Drew did to her. She can stew in her claimed superiority and refusal to be with him for all eternity.


    Drew, this has been an epic tale you've told us. It was delightful from start to finish, and I hope that you will grace us with another story someday.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:57 No.4750979
    DREW

    I WANT TO JUMP YOUR BONES
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:57 No.4750982
    >>4750943
    I can't believe you are asking.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:57 No.4750984
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    ya did good Drawfriend
    ya did good
    (also WHERES MAH DAMNED EPILOGUE?)
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:58 No.4750989
    >>4750977

    While I agree with what you said, fuck that. Hot blackguard trumps.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:58 No.4750990
    >>4750970
    It IS a happy end.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:58 No.4750991
    >>4750943
    A prequel would be very nice.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:59 No.4750997
    So much for summer /tg/. Between this and the tiji sector, /tg/ has been epic lately. I'm going ot put it out there and just say:

    "Best thread EVAR"
    Comicbookguy.jpg
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)00:59 No.4750998
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    This is it fa/tg/uys, it's /tg at it's best. For years to come we will fondly remember this story, smile, and, hopefully, it will inspire us towards greater achievments.

    I will be proud to say that I was here, as the legendary story of DREW, was being told.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:01 No.4751008
    Bards in times to come shall sing songs of this.
    >> Drew 06/03/09(Wed)01:01 No.4751011
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    I'll see if I can pester the original creator of Kiara to do an epilogue about her because you guys definitely seem interested.

    In the meantime, I'll continue to anonymously drawfag as I always have. It fills me glee with how often you guys use drawings I've made for reactions/macros/etc.

    I may do another story in this form. I have no idea whether it'll be Drew's backstory or what. It just seems like you guys enjoy a fun story. And if I make a webcomic I'll be sure to let you guys know.

    Thanks for the love. Now I'm gonna go watch some more Firefly.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:02 No.4751016
    The occasional misadventure of Drew would be warmly received.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:04 No.4751023
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:04 No.4751026
    >>4751011
    I hereby move that Drew the archlich is the official ruler of /tg/, and his image be minted on our money.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:04 No.4751029
    >>4750998
    Drew's story was what made me start frequenting /tg/ over a year ago.

    Fuck yeah, Drew.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:04 No.4751030
    I wana know what happens to Kiara, however I do think the story is pretty complete and nice as it is. I just don't want the best drawfag on here to leave us T_T
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:04 No.4751034
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    >>4751011
    Godspeed, drawfag.

    Godspeed.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/03/09(Wed)01:05 No.4751035
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    Goodnight, sweet prince.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:05 No.4751039
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    >>4751011
    Godspeed, drawfag.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:05 No.4751040
    >>4751011

    If we helped put together a crew of misfits, would you be interested in a firefly-themed drawfagged story?
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:06 No.4751047
    Hey Drew! I want to be as awesome a drawfriend as you are someday. Any advice?
    >> No Man 06/03/09(Wed)01:06 No.4751048
    I second the notion that Drew is qualified for Solar Exaltation.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 06/03/09(Wed)01:06 No.4751051
    >>4751026
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:06 No.4751053
    >>4751011
    Oh god I fucking love you so much ;_; And not once did you even use a tripcode. Surely a drawfag to remember.

    Seriously though make a slightly inappropriate children's book.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:07 No.4751063
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    You cannot tell, but James Bond assures you he is smiling in approval of this 'Drew'.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:07 No.4751065
    >>4751026
    This is a 2009 Silver coin. All craftsbeardship is of the shoddiest quality. On the front is an image of a Drew and a Kiara. The Drew is striking a menacing pose. The Kiara is making a plaintive gesture. On the back is an image of an dwarf. The dwarf is screaming.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:08 No.4751071
    >>4751065
    >There is a cheese.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:11 No.4751097
    Drew the (TN?) Lich is now /tg/'s official patron deity.
    >> Lord Solar Macharius 06/03/09(Wed)01:12 No.4751106
    Drew, in but a single thread, you have created awesome.
    You sir, are the new Grendel.

    ALL BOW! TO DREW, GOD-LICH!
    ALL BOW TO... DREW! GOD OF ALL THAT HE SURVEYS!
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:13 No.4751109
    >>4751097
    seconded

    scruffy.jpg
    >> Arcbound 06/03/09(Wed)01:13 No.4751111
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    >>4751011
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:18 No.4751147
    This should be all of them.

    The Origional Drew the Lich
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1092796/

    Drew Reloaded
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1098288

    Drew: and the Abandoned Keep
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3136974

    The Continuing adventures!
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3144112/
    (The classic Dwarformation!)

    Drew and the Merchant Rescue or: These are not the Bards we're looking for
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4725435/


    Plots of the Lich: World Domination Tour Part 1
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4748469/

    Plots of the Lich: World Domination Tour Part 2
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4750158/
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    >> Death 06/03/09(Wed)01:21 No.4751165
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    AHH, ONE WHO WOULD SLIP SO SMOOTHLY BETWEEN MY FINGERS.

    PERHAPS IT IS BETTER THIS WAY, DREW THE LICH.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)01:47 No.4751314
    >>4751011
    Thanks for writing the drew the lich series, it has been a awesome read. In addition, If you have a gaming group, they are goddamn lucky. Cause anon says so.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)02:00 No.4751406
    Bump, I hope, and then I'll save this.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)02:07 No.4751457
    >>4751406
    ...alright, that doesn't work, apparently.
    >> Anonymous 06/03/09(Wed)05:32 No.4752940
    >>4751457
    It has, regretfully, hit Autosage.

    All good things must pass.



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