what the fuck is that

Fuck yeah, Sagat scar!

>>4760288
That's a huuuuge bitch

It's this thing before going through the special effects department.

Zarathos Daerhan Erendyll. Little did I know I was ripping off comics, Tolkien, and that faggot emo elf with the big black sword all at the same time.

>faggot emo elf with the big black sword

Well that really narrows it down.

I once made a Legolas-copy elf ranger name James (Jim) Raynor. He had purple eyes with black cornea, milky whit skin, and silver hair with dashes of gold. He also had charisma, intelligence, and wisdom 8, cause I was a minmaxing fagot at the time.

After the campaign was done, I wanted to forget that ever happened. Unfortunately, the DM wanted to make me a reminder to everyone. So now, the god of the elves is now called James Raynor.

>>4760368
*that faggot emo elf from that fantasy novel from the seventies and written by that guy with penis in his name

I made what was essentially a Vash the Stampede clone in an early BESM game, long before I had ever seen Trigun.

>>4760370
What an awesome DM.

All my characters have been fucking awesome, sorry.

>>4760268
>>4760268
BABY!!

Moramar, a half elven ranger/druid/illusionist who one shotted the Githyanki Lich Queen and became the god of lightning.

Arne, Half-Orc Monk. Born to the widowed queen of a small nation that lost its sovereignty due to an Orc clans' uprising. His mother was accepted by a monastery after a rescue group was sent to the burned capitol city. He was raised as an equal of every member of the monastery, but his mother still scorned him due to his half-orc heritage. His skills as a monk grew quickly as his orcish brute force began to develop and he quickly had to begin sparring with opponents several degrees higher than himself.

He was a Half-orc: Half-orc paragon, Orc Paragon, Monk that died holding a door shut while the other PC's fled a tomb filled with skeletons. He remained loved by the other players, and was very fun, but I found out that we would of survived without me holding the door shut.

Is that a pig or a person?

>>4760474
Its called an atropal. People don't know this, but Jesus was not the only son of God, he was just the first and last that wasn't aborted.

I once made a character that was the bastard son of a prostitute, was so evil he was half a demon, and looked like he was 14.

When I first learned to play I got every DM I could to let me play my 3rd Ed, 4 armed, crystalline, chaotic evil, gargoyle with clawed gauntlets.

Later on he found a 4 armed ivory gargoyle wife.

Thinking back now, I am so ashamed.

Does it count if I literally beat the Mary Sue out of my character when I got to revisit him past my early teen years?

>>4760486

>Atropals are a race of unfinished immortals modeled after gods who have since become undead abominations. Existing solely to spread death and destruction, atropals roam across the planes, hunting down any prey that comes their way. Others are sealed away in forgotten delves

I LOL's so hard.

>>4760500
That sounds more badass than stupid.

>>4760523
Is less badass when you realize that at the time I was into reading Disney Gargoyles fanfiction.

>>4760530
There's plenty of stupid shit like that in the Abyss, though. The two greatest demon lords are a goat fatfur and a two headed tentacle baboon.

wow... this saddens me... I have never purposely minmaxed a character or mary sued a character... I did have a thri-kreen druid/monk at one point but that got kicked out of the game from others whinging. I didn't even want to make it a monk! The GM told me I had to take a level in monk b/c I was using my fists all the time.

I'm not really getting what's so rage-worthy in this.

Modeled after Sabrina the gym leader from the pokemon cartoon. Had the long black hair, always wore a cloak because I thought cloaks were so fucking cool, only this cloak was PURPLE and had black masses of clouds swirling around in it somehow. She also had black wings and a cat/unicorn tail.

She was so 'badass' and shot out dark magic all over the place, was psychic, and I think could shapeshift. Later I decided she would suddenly have a purple gem in her forehead, and she was created from a lab experiment.

I was 12

>>4760591
trying to be unique and different is rageworthy

>>4760606
As is being common and cliche. So whats your point?

>>4760629
rage is the most traditional of games

In high school, I made a half dragon/half celestial black haired fighter/ranger for 3rd ed.

I deserve nothing but scorn.

>>4760470
I would have raged. But it was still a noble sacrifice.

I play a half-shadow dragon drow, shadowcaster. I'm pretty useless with my LA+5, but that doesn't totally compensate the embarassment.

>>4760501
>>4760501
This deserves further explanation.

When 4e came out last year one of my first characters was based on Omar Little from the wire. He was an elf wizard who used a wand for an implement, but I said was shaped like a sawed off shotgun and shot magic out of it. After about 1 session I realized it was far too silly and had him get run over by a horse drawn carriage.

Not mine but I'm embarassed for the guy:

14 year-old duelist, she managed to easily defeat Vespero in a duel at the age of 12.
she (thankfully) died of cholera on the second session.

I once made a multiclass nightmare character, that we ended dubbing as a paliretswormastebariazard. His shctick was running from every fight and trying to escape the plot.

Half-Drow in Forgotten Realms. Mom was raped by Drow and was considered a pariah in her community. Dad left her, leaving her to raise the character alone.

Character decided that he'd try to make up for it by becoming the best damn Drow hunter ever, to prove that he wasn't anything like them. He was a Ranger who wielded dual scimitars.

I learned of Dritz shortly after.

A Rogue named Nyth
Lived to kill his entire party
Died to a Kobold with a spear

>>4760896
Basically, there's a long-running campaign I've been part of for the past five or so years. I joined up with this ass-awful assassin character, pushing his talent way beyond his stats ICly with cliche shit, and generally made an ass of myself.

In short: most of his physical flaws were excised when he got a new body, he got wings, and got most of his mental deficiencies caused by his original body's failings. His original body was a flawed superweapon prototype, which granted, among other things, a really hyper metabolism, almost fatal vulnerability to poisons, and an utter inability to handle mental trauma.

When I revisited the character recently, I made -sure- to make him an asshole who got what was coming to him. He's gotten his ass kicked innumerable times, including the time when he got Forcecaged in a fight before he could actually -do- anything. Not many characters like him on first contact because he's deliberately an asshole - he estranged his sister in a meeting with her travelling company by being a superb jackass to them -twice-, he recently got his face kicked in by an old enemy(who proceeded to break his wings quite solidly), and instead of just being granted shit as the plot decrees he is literally working himself to death, Batman style, to get it.

I'd say that's an improvement.