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    26 KB Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)09:24 No.4809284  
    I need pictures! Pictures of Tyranid-man!!

    He's a menace!!
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)09:26 No.4809297
    Venom is a Genestealer.

    Carnage is a Genestealer turned Khornate for some reason.

    Parker is just a mutant.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)09:27 No.4809300
    Sounds like heresy.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)09:30 No.4809323
    All will be purged. Alone with the heretical X-Guard.

    Captain Imperius shall see to that.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)09:34 No.4809359

    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)09:40 No.4809400
    Don't forget Brother Ferrum the Techmarine and Captain Thor
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)09:45 No.4809432

    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)12:41 No.4810454
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    last seen with his hombres
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)12:55 No.4810536
    Inquisidor Nicholas Joseph Fury is watching
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)12:56 No.4810540
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    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)13:01 No.4810568
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    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)13:05 No.4810591
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    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)16:50 No.4812480
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)17:00 No.4812573
    There have been reports of an Ork Warboss named the Hulk. His WAAGH is legendary.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)18:47 No.4813377

    Howling Stormtroopers.

    Oh yes.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)18:49 No.4813400

    How about Howling Kasrkin?
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)18:54 No.4813440

    what does the inquisition have on the one called 'deadpool?'
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)18:55 No.4813450
    Never try to cross a Callidus and an Eversor together, lemme tell ya.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)18:55 No.4813452
    Can he be anything but a Malal daemon prince?
    I mean, the mask even fits.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)18:56 No.4813464
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)19:01 No.4813509
    It's Deathstroke who has the half-and-half mask... but you still have a point.

    Maybe not a Daemon Prince though... but a Champion.
    >> Iron Handed !!ZoDqloewQn/ 06/08/09(Mon)19:03 No.4813524
    and then we have that heretical Juggernaut, aka Lorgar...
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)19:04 No.4813536
    Dok Ork is going to hit with all eight of his custom mek claws attacks!
    >> Iron Handed !!ZoDqloewQn/ 06/08/09(Mon)19:04 No.4813537
    bugger meant Angron...
    >> Lazy Guardsman 06/08/09(Mon)19:05 No.4813543

    ...but sir, he helped stop that fiend Green Goblin, Acolyte of Tzeench! He can't be all that bad, can he?
    >> Iron Handed !!ZoDqloewQn/ 06/08/09(Mon)19:06 No.4813553
    Also we prosecute these abominations and yet we let this Wolverine (aka Shrike) roam freely through the streets of the Imperium.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)19:09 No.4813576
    He sure does turn up a lot too. Like. Everywhere.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)19:10 No.4813589
    Ya meanz da Green Gretchin, right?
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)19:10 No.4813593
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    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)19:11 No.4813596
    He may have slain the Green Grot, Dok Orktapus and the Tyranid abomination "Venom"... but he is still a mutation and one most drastically corrupted.

    "Mutation without. Corruption within."
    Purge the unclean!
    >> Lazy Guardsman 06/08/09(Mon)19:14 No.4813617

    I think the Berzerker known as Sabretooth is much worse...he tore apart an entire regiment by himself and feasted up on them. Truly a follower of Khorne indeed.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)19:15 No.4813624
    Wh... what heresy is this! It is though the Ork filth have somehow cannibalised the technology of the Space Marine geneseed! But... that's impossible!
    >> Iron Handed !!ZoDqloewQn/ 06/08/09(Mon)19:17 No.4813644
    No it wasn't impossible, only highly improbable, they got lucky...

    It was only a matter of time.........
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)19:20 No.4813666
    Is he not affiliated with a filthy leaping thing of Nurgle named Toad?

    I heard tell they were led by a Servant of Tzeentch capable of lifting a Dreadnought with but a thought and a wave of his hand!

    When the ruinous powers work together so it makes me fear that the inherant changes of chaos may be turning our foes decidedly more deadly.

    I thank the Emperor for our Avenging guardians!
    >> Lazy Guardsman 06/08/09(Mon)19:22 No.4813687

    Yes...without the guardians...who knows how we would survive our foe's power.

    Emprah watch us all....
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)19:24 No.4813699

    Your names have made me reconsider Brother Ferrum as the Iron Guardsman.

    But again we find the idea sidling towards heresy and the Iron Warriors.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)19:27 No.4813718
    Wait. Iron Hands. All is well. Whoops.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)19:27 No.4813723
    All I can say is thank god for the Iron Mechanicum. Truely that man and his golden age of technology suit always strive to save us all
    >> Lazy Guardsman 06/08/09(Mon)19:27 No.4813724
    But we have to do something! There's no way our fellow guardsmen can take these abominations, and even our mighty Space Marine chapters struggle against them.

    It's the lesser of two evils. I'm sure the Emprah could forgive heresy for the continued existence of our beloved Imperium.
    >> Iron Handed !!ZoDqloewQn/ 06/08/09(Mon)19:30 No.4813746
    Awaken Project X.....
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)19:35 No.4813772
    Clearly, despite the foul creature's pseudonym he is no man at all, but rather one of the inscrutable Eldar..
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)19:41 No.4813817
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)19:42 No.4813823

    I'll set Inquisitor Castle on him right away sah!
    >> Lazy Guardsman 06/08/09(Mon)19:43 No.4813828

    I hear reports of an academy for children found to have such mutations. Are the rumors about this place true?
    >> Iron Handed !!ZoDqloewQn/ 06/08/09(Mon)19:47 No.4813852
    such inquisitorial matters are best left undisturbed, i hear Curiosity now equals Heresy...
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)19:47 No.4813857

    Indeed they are, but worry not! Force Commander Imperium will crush it and!
    >> Lazy Guardsman 06/08/09(Mon)19:50 No.4813881
    I just hear that the place is run by a Psyker of all people...but I will say no more. Just the thought worries me.
    >> Iron Handed !!ZoDqloewQn/ 06/08/09(Mon)19:55 No.4813923
    May I remind you of the chosen who serve our glorious imperium through their gifts that have been bestowed upon them by the emperor, fear not if any such non-existent facility were inside imperium space then it would certainly be guarded and inspected to the highest degree, sleep safely now in the reassurance of the emperors will.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)19:59 No.4813950
    damn it man he want rouge years ago after serving on catacha to go on his personal crusade. he is to be executed on site
    >> Lazy Guardsman 06/08/09(Mon)20:05 No.4813995
    Y...you're right. How foolish of me to think. Thank you for helping me put my mind at ease.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)21:20 No.4814653
    Marvel Hammer 40k?
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)21:23 No.4814678
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    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)21:42 No.4814829
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    Hey guys, that cool looking skull guy blew up, so I don't think he needs this gun anymore.. yeah I don't think he minds.
    >> The Wayward Guardsman 06/08/09(Mon)21:45 No.4814861
    Speaking of mind...how'd it go last night?
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)21:45 No.4814862

    Deadpool and the Lazy Marines Sitcom!
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)21:47 No.4814885
    Hah, vindicare and Eversor, I never thought'd he'd fit those two assassin types so well. Heheh, you could play him as ether or and still be playing him right lol.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)21:59 No.4814997
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    what of the adept named Veidt they say he has a plan to save the imperium
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/08/09(Mon)22:01 No.4815014
    But it was already saved 35 minutes ago.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)22:05 No.4815044
    >> Lazy Guardsman 06/08/09(Mon)22:09 No.4815079

    Eh? I'm fine - had a weirder dream than usual. Though it seemed like she was more sick than me. She's getting better though.

    They say he's aligned himself with Chaos. I don't trust him.
    >> The Wayward Guardsman 06/08/09(Mon)22:14 No.4815115
    He looks prissy enough to have. Fuck, how many hours does that man spend polishing his hair? It's GOTTA be sorcery.

    So, wierd dreams, huh? Fun stuff. Least you're in one piece.
    >> Lazy Guardsman 06/08/09(Mon)22:28 No.4815219
    Yeah. And it's good to see you're alive too. Seems like that girl has vanished. And good riddance.
    >> The Wayward Guardsman 06/08/09(Mon)22:36 No.4815270
    No kidding. Annoying little ghost she was.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)22:45 No.4815343
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    I have no idea what I am looking at... But I think its Heresy.
    >> Lazy Guardsman 06/08/09(Mon)22:47 No.4815361
    Here's hoping she never returns.

    Is...is that an orc?!
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)22:48 No.4815376
    Vag's in my orks? More likely than you think.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)22:49 No.4815384

    Looks like She-hulk.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)22:51 No.4815397
    I volunteer to purge her... uh, yeah. I'll just need an hour or so alone with her... to get her to lower her guard, of course. Pay no attention to any moans or other noises you might hear, and don't open the door.
    >> Lazy Guardsman 06/08/09(Mon)22:54 No.4815428

    Better do a damn good job, looks like she could tear you apart if you're not careful.
    >> The Wayward Guardsman 06/08/09(Mon)22:54 No.4815434
    What in the Emprah's sweet name...? Iunno, bro, but fuck if I'm glad I have my bolt pistol handy...
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)22:55 No.4815445

    >> Storm boy Sky booma 06/08/09(Mon)22:58 No.4815471
    Oiy, Dat boy der as' Da wyrd'st Gubbins I've seen, shure E' aint wun of dem Spikey umies?
    >> The Wayward Guardsman 06/08/09(Mon)23:02 No.4815502
    Might be. One can neve....waitaminute...how'd you get in here?
    >> Storm boy Sky booma 06/08/09(Mon)23:03 No.4815510
    Um, Ima- err.. Drat, Qwik! Trow me ur gun!
    >> Lazy Guardsman 06/08/09(Mon)23:04 No.4815518
    If she was, we wouldn't be talking about heres-

    how did you get in here?!
    >> Storm boy Sky booma 06/08/09(Mon)23:07 No.4815543
    errm, eh, Im aktually dat sneaky git wif dem gubbins on e's chest, always gettin stealfy like on yer enemy boyz, yeah dats it. Just in disguise, fellow Umie, nufin ta see eer'.
    >> The Wayward Guardsman 06/08/09(Mon)23:13 No.4815603
    Uh huh. And does this "sneaky git" have a name, mate?
    >> Lazy Guardsman 06/08/09(Mon)23:13 No.4815608
    *loads Lasgun* Out. Now. You got till three. One...
    >> Storm boy Sky booma 06/08/09(Mon)23:14 No.4815622
    Oiy, yeh his name iz uh, wuh, LOOK OVAH DER!

    *Blasts off*

    So long Suhkas!
    >> The Wayward Guardsman 06/08/09(Mon)23:18 No.4815664

    Bugger jumped before I had my bolt pistol out...damn.
    >> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)23:28 No.4815740
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    It CAN'T be heresy!
    Or else this Sister of Battle wouldn't be... um... doing what she's doing in this picture!
    >> Lazy Guardsman 06/09/09(Tue)00:17 No.4816172
    That is what they would have you to think.
    >> Sarix Vane 06/09/09(Tue)00:52 No.4816439
    *gets distracted by the orkish heresy and crashes the free truck he got last night* gahhhhh!!! my eyes!!!!
    >> Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)03:16 No.4817651
    Well... I mean, if a SoB is doing it, it CAN'T be heresy.

    But I'll watch, just in case.

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