Venom is a Genestealer.

Carnage is a Genestealer turned Khornate for some reason.

Parker is just a mutant.

Sounds like heresy.

>>4809297
All will be purged. Alone with the heretical X-Guard.

Captain Imperius shall see to that.

>>4809323

WHEN CAPTAIN IMPERIUS THROWS HIS MIGHTY SHIELD, THE MUTANT, HERETIC AND XENO ALL MUST YIELD

>>4809323
Don't forget Brother Ferrum the Techmarine and Captain Thor

>>4809323
>>4809359
>>4809400

DRAWFAGS GET IN HERE!

last seen with his hombres

Inquisidor Nicholas Joseph Fury is watching

>>4810536

>>4810536

>>4809284

bamp

There have been reports of an Ork Warboss named the Hulk. His WAAGH is legendary.

>>4810568

Howling Stormtroopers.

Oh yes.

>>4813377

How about Howling Kasrkin?

>>4810536

what does the inquisition have on the one called 'deadpool?'

>>4813440
Never try to cross a Callidus and an Eversor together, lemme tell ya.

>>4813440
Can he be anything but a Malal daemon prince?
I mean, the mask even fits.

ohgod.

>>4813452
It's Deathstroke who has the half-and-half mask... but you still have a point.

Maybe not a Daemon Prince though... but a Champion.

and then we have that heretical Juggernaut, aka Lorgar...

Dok Ork is going to hit with all eight of his custom mek claws attacks!

>>4813524
bugger meant Angron...

>>4809284

...but sir, he helped stop that fiend Green Goblin, Acolyte of Tzeench! He can't be all that bad, can he?

Also we prosecute these abominations and yet we let this Wolverine (aka Shrike) roam freely through the streets of the Imperium.

>>4813553
He sure does turn up a lot too. Like. Everywhere.

>>4813543
Ya meanz da Green Gretchin, right?

>>4812573

>>4813543
He may have slain the Green Grot, Dok Orktapus and the Tyranid abomination "Venom"... but he is still a mutation and one most drastically corrupted.

"Mutation without. Corruption within."
Purge the unclean!

>>4813596
...

>>4813553
I think the Berzerker known as Sabretooth is much worse...he tore apart an entire regiment by himself and feasted up on them. Truly a follower of Khorne indeed.

>>4813593
Wh... what heresy is this! It is though the Ork filth have somehow cannibalised the technology of the Space Marine geneseed! But... that's impossible!

>>4813624
No it wasn't impossible, only highly improbable, they got lucky...


It was only a matter of time.........

>>4813617
Is he not affiliated with a filthy leaping thing of Nurgle named Toad?

I heard tell they were led by a Servant of Tzeentch capable of lifting a Dreadnought with but a thought and a wave of his hand!

When the ruinous powers work together so it makes me fear that the inherant changes of chaos may be turning our foes decidedly more deadly.

I thank the Emperor for our Avenging guardians!

>>4813666

Yes...without the guardians...who knows how we would survive our foe's power.

Emprah watch us all....

>>4813644
>>4813617

Your names have made me reconsider Brother Ferrum as the Iron Guardsman.

But again we find the idea sidling towards heresy and the Iron Warriors.

>>4813699
Wait. Iron Hands. All is well. Whoops.

All I can say is thank god for the Iron Mechanicum. Truely that man and his golden age of technology suit always strive to save us all

>>4813699
But we have to do something! There's no way our fellow guardsmen can take these abominations, and even our mighty Space Marine chapters struggle against them.

It's the lesser of two evils. I'm sure the Emprah could forgive heresy for the continued existence of our beloved Imperium.

>>4813724
Awaken Project X.....

>>4813596
Clearly, despite the foul creature's pseudonym he is no man at all, but rather one of the inscrutable Eldar..

>>4813772
Warp-Spiderman?

>>4809284

I'll set Inquisitor Castle on him right away sah!

>>4813746

I hear reports of an academy for children found to have such mutations. Are the rumors about this place true?

>>4813828
such inquisitorial matters are best left undisturbed, i hear Curiosity now equals Heresy...

>>4813828

Indeed they are, but worry not! Force Commander Imperium will crush it and!

>>4813852
I just hear that the place is run by a Psyker of all people...but I will say no more. Just the thought worries me.

>>4813881
May I remind you of the chosen who serve our glorious imperium through their gifts that have been bestowed upon them by the emperor, fear not if any such non-existent facility were inside imperium space then it would certainly be guarded and inspected to the highest degree, sleep safely now in the reassurance of the emperors will.

>>4813823
damn it man he want rouge years ago after serving on catacha to go on his personal crusade. he is to be executed on site

>>4813923
Y...you're right. How foolish of me to think. Thank you for helping me put my mind at ease.

Marvel Hammer 40k?

Hey guys, that cool looking skull guy blew up, so I don't think he needs this gun anymore.. yeah I don't think he minds.

>>4813995
Speaking of mind...how'd it go last night?

>>4814829

Deadpool and the Lazy Marines Sitcom!

>>4814829
Hah, vindicare and Eversor, I never thought'd he'd fit those two assassin types so well. Heheh, you could play him as ether or and still be playing him right lol.

what of the adept named Veidt they say he has a plan to save the imperium

>>4814997
But it was already saved 35 minutes ago.

>>4815014
CREEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!

>>4814861

Eh? I'm fine - had a weirder dream than usual. Though it seemed like she was more sick than me. She's getting better though.

>>4814997
They say he's aligned himself with Chaos. I don't trust him.

>>4815079
He looks prissy enough to have. Fuck, how many hours does that man spend polishing his hair? It's GOTTA be sorcery.

So, wierd dreams, huh? Fun stuff. Least you're in one piece.

>>4815115
Yeah. And it's good to see you're alive too. Seems like that girl has vanished. And good riddance.

>>4815219
No kidding. Annoying little ghost she was.

I have no idea what I am looking at... But I think its Heresy.

>>4815270
Here's hoping she never returns.

>>4815343
Is...is that an orc?!

>>4815343
Vag's in my orks? More likely than you think.

>>4815361

Looks like She-hulk.

>>4815343
I volunteer to purge her... uh, yeah. I'll just need an hour or so alone with her... to get her to lower her guard, of course. Pay no attention to any moans or other noises you might hear, and don't open the door.

>>4815397

Better do a damn good job, looks like she could tear you apart if you're not careful.

>>4815361
What in the Emprah's sweet name...? Iunno, bro, but fuck if I'm glad I have my bolt pistol handy...

>>4815014

OH GOD THEY'RE EATING ME

>>4815343
Oiy, Dat boy der as' Da wyrd'st Gubbins I've seen, shure E' aint wun of dem Spikey umies?

>>4815471
Might be. One can neve....waitaminute...how'd you get in here?

>>4815471
Um, Ima- err.. Drat, Qwik! Trow me ur gun!

>>4815471
If she was, we wouldn't be talking about heres-

how did you get in here?!

>>4815518
errm, eh, Im aktually dat sneaky git wif dem gubbins on e's chest, always gettin stealfy like on yer enemy boyz, yeah dats it. Just in disguise, fellow Umie, nufin ta see eer'.

>>4815543
Uh huh. And does this "sneaky git" have a name, mate?

>>4815543
*loads Lasgun* Out. Now. You got till three. One...

>>4815543
Oiy, yeh his name iz uh, wuh, LOOK OVAH DER!

*Blasts off*

So long Suhkas!

>>4815622
*BANG*

Bugger jumped before I had my bolt pistol out...damn.

>>4815343
It CAN'T be heresy!
Or else this Sister of Battle wouldn't be... um... doing what she's doing in this picture!

>>4815740
That is what they would have you to think.

>>4815740
*gets distracted by the orkish heresy and crashes the free truck he got last night* gahhhhh!!! my eyes!!!!

>>4815740
Well... I mean, if a SoB is doing it, it CAN'T be heresy.

But I'll watch, just in case.