I need pictures! Pictures of Tyranid-man!!He's a menace!!
Venom is a Genestealer.Carnage is a Genestealer turned Khornate for some reason.Parker is just a mutant.
Sounds like heresy.
>>4809297All will be purged. Alone with the heretical X-Guard.Captain Imperius shall see to that.
>>4809323WHEN CAPTAIN IMPERIUS THROWS HIS MIGHTY SHIELD, THE MUTANT, HERETIC AND XENO ALL MUST YIELD
>>4809323Don't forget Brother Ferrum the Techmarine and Captain Thor
>>4809323>>4809359>>4809400DRAWFAGS GET IN HERE!
last seen with his hombres
Inquisidor Nicholas Joseph Fury is watching
There have been reports of an Ork Warboss named the Hulk. His WAAGH is legendary.
>>4810568Howling Stormtroopers.Oh yes.
>>4813377How about Howling Kasrkin?
>>4810536what does the inquisition have on the one called 'deadpool?'
>>4813440Never try to cross a Callidus and an Eversor together, lemme tell ya.
>>4813440Can he be anything but a Malal daemon prince?I mean, the mask even fits.
>>4813452It's Deathstroke who has the half-and-half mask... but you still have a point.Maybe not a Daemon Prince though... but a Champion.
and then we have that heretical Juggernaut, aka Lorgar...
Dok Ork is going to hit with all eight of his custom mek claws attacks!
>>4813524bugger meant Angron...
>>4809284...but sir, he helped stop that fiend Green Goblin, Acolyte of Tzeench! He can't be all that bad, can he?
Also we prosecute these abominations and yet we let this Wolverine (aka Shrike) roam freely through the streets of the Imperium.
>>4813553He sure does turn up a lot too. Like. Everywhere.
>>4813543Ya meanz da Green Gretchin, right?
>>4813543He may have slain the Green Grot, Dok Orktapus and the Tyranid abomination "Venom"... but he is still a mutation and one most drastically corrupted."Mutation without. Corruption within."Purge the unclean!
>>4813596...>>4813553I think the Berzerker known as Sabretooth is much worse...he tore apart an entire regiment by himself and feasted up on them. Truly a follower of Khorne indeed.
>>4813593Wh... what heresy is this! It is though the Ork filth have somehow cannibalised the technology of the Space Marine geneseed! But... that's impossible!
>>4813624No it wasn't impossible, only highly improbable, they got lucky...It was only a matter of time.........
>>4813617Is he not affiliated with a filthy leaping thing of Nurgle named Toad? I heard tell they were led by a Servant of Tzeentch capable of lifting a Dreadnought with but a thought and a wave of his hand!When the ruinous powers work together so it makes me fear that the inherant changes of chaos may be turning our foes decidedly more deadly.I thank the Emperor for our Avenging guardians!
>>4813666Yes...without the guardians...who knows how we would survive our foe's power. Emprah watch us all....
>>4813644>>4813617Your names have made me reconsider Brother Ferrum as the Iron Guardsman.But again we find the idea sidling towards heresy and the Iron Warriors.
>>4813699Wait. Iron Hands. All is well. Whoops.
All I can say is thank god for the Iron Mechanicum. Truely that man and his golden age of technology suit always strive to save us all
>>4813699But we have to do something! There's no way our fellow guardsmen can take these abominations, and even our mighty Space Marine chapters struggle against them. It's the lesser of two evils. I'm sure the Emprah could forgive heresy for the continued existence of our beloved Imperium.
>>4813724Awaken Project X.....
>>4813596Clearly, despite the foul creature's pseudonym he is no man at all, but rather one of the inscrutable Eldar..
>>4809284I'll set Inquisitor Castle on him right away sah!
>>4813746I hear reports of an academy for children found to have such mutations. Are the rumors about this place true?
>>4813828such inquisitorial matters are best left undisturbed, i hear Curiosity now equals Heresy...
>>4813828Indeed they are, but worry not! Force Commander Imperium will crush it and!
>>4813852I just hear that the place is run by a Psyker of all people...but I will say no more. Just the thought worries me.
>>4813881May I remind you of the chosen who serve our glorious imperium through their gifts that have been bestowed upon them by the emperor, fear not if any such non-existent facility were inside imperium space then it would certainly be guarded and inspected to the highest degree, sleep safely now in the reassurance of the emperors will.
>>4813823damn it man he want rouge years ago after serving on catacha to go on his personal crusade. he is to be executed on site
>>4813923Y...you're right. How foolish of me to think. Thank you for helping me put my mind at ease.
Marvel Hammer 40k?
Hey guys, that cool looking skull guy blew up, so I don't think he needs this gun anymore.. yeah I don't think he minds.
>>4813995Speaking of mind...how'd it go last night?
>>4814829Deadpool and the Lazy Marines Sitcom!
>>4814829Hah, vindicare and Eversor, I never thought'd he'd fit those two assassin types so well. Heheh, you could play him as ether or and still be playing him right lol.
what of the adept named Veidt they say he has a plan to save the imperium
>>4814997But it was already saved 35 minutes ago.
>>4814861Eh? I'm fine - had a weirder dream than usual. Though it seemed like she was more sick than me. She's getting better though. >>4814997They say he's aligned himself with Chaos. I don't trust him.
>>4815079He looks prissy enough to have. Fuck, how many hours does that man spend polishing his hair? It's GOTTA be sorcery.So, wierd dreams, huh? Fun stuff. Least you're in one piece.
>>4815115Yeah. And it's good to see you're alive too. Seems like that girl has vanished. And good riddance.
>>4815219No kidding. Annoying little ghost she was.
I have no idea what I am looking at... But I think its Heresy.
>>4815270Here's hoping she never returns. >>4815343Is...is that an orc?!
>>4815343Vag's in my orks? More likely than you think.
>>4815361Looks like She-hulk.
>>4815343I volunteer to purge her... uh, yeah. I'll just need an hour or so alone with her... to get her to lower her guard, of course. Pay no attention to any moans or other noises you might hear, and don't open the door.
>>4815397Better do a damn good job, looks like she could tear you apart if you're not careful.
>>4815361What in the Emprah's sweet name...? Iunno, bro, but fuck if I'm glad I have my bolt pistol handy...
>>4815014OH GOD THEY'RE EATING ME
>>4815343Oiy, Dat boy der as' Da wyrd'st Gubbins I've seen, shure E' aint wun of dem Spikey umies?
>>4815471Might be. One can neve....waitaminute...how'd you get in here?
>>4815471Um, Ima- err.. Drat, Qwik! Trow me ur gun!
>>4815471If she was, we wouldn't be talking about heres-how did you get in here?!
>>4815518errm, eh, Im aktually dat sneaky git wif dem gubbins on e's chest, always gettin stealfy like on yer enemy boyz, yeah dats it. Just in disguise, fellow Umie, nufin ta see eer'.
>>4815543Uh huh. And does this "sneaky git" have a name, mate?
>>4815543*loads Lasgun* Out. Now. You got till three. One...
>>4815543Oiy, yeh his name iz uh, wuh, LOOK OVAH DER!*Blasts off*So long Suhkas!
>>4815622*BANG*Bugger jumped before I had my bolt pistol out...damn.
>>4815343It CAN'T be heresy! Or else this Sister of Battle wouldn't be... um... doing what she's doing in this picture!
>>4815740That is what they would have you to think.
>>4815740 *gets distracted by the orkish heresy and crashes the free truck he got last night* gahhhhh!!! my eyes!!!!
>>4815740Well... I mean, if a SoB is doing it, it CAN'T be heresy.But I'll watch, just in case.