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    135 KB Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)06:47 No.4864629  
    Hey there /tg/!

    Who's up for a game of King of Dragon Pass? Let's start with creating our tribe. Which will it be, 1, 2 or 3?

    Also, I apologize for the shitty quality, but for some reason the game won't run in full screen mode for me.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)06:51 No.4864653
    Two all the way! DRINK THAT SHIT!
    >> Mârquis dé baguette !!LBWjjTVy2bg 06/13/09(Sat)06:52 No.4864657

    head pounding is all sorts of great
    >> Mârquis dé baguette !!LBWjjTVy2bg 06/13/09(Sat)06:52 No.4864660
    also, stickin around for a great game
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)06:54 No.4864669

    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)06:54 No.4864670
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    Very well, we drank the Eight Known Drinks. Now it is time to select our earliest famous event.
    >> Gaow? 06/13/09(Sat)06:54 No.4864673
    3's likely the best choice. Earth mother's better for general survival. But 2, because it's more funny.
    >> Mârquis dé baguette !!LBWjjTVy2bg 06/13/09(Sat)06:58 No.4864695

    Crush the emperor!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)06:58 No.4864700
    2. Fuck those other faggot choices! Who wants dancing or pottery when you can hunt fucking sky bears?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)06:58 No.4864704

    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)06:59 No.4864709
    Saw this thread, remembered there was a Mac version, rejoiced.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)06:59 No.4864710
    Remember to start a war on the ducks.

    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)06:59 No.4864711
    I say 1, put out the Sun
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:00 No.4864726
    Two votes for 1, two votes for 2. Next one's the tie-breaker.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:02 No.4864741
    Count again. 2 wins.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:03 No.4864744
    Two! We can't have bears fagging up our skies!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:03 No.4864747
    That's good news, Anonymous, and I thank you. Off to buy me a MacBook Pro when I leave work, and I think I might just play the SHIT out of this game. I love vidyas that defy genre.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:04 No.4864753
    Is this game worth downloading?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:05 No.4864754
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    As you wish. We hunted the fuck out of the Sky Bear.

    Did we make people thralls or did we take them in as kinsmen?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:08 No.4864773
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:09 No.4864780
    I would argue that more kinsmen is best.
    Thralls can be taken in battle; kinsmen must be earned.
    >> Mârquis dé baguette !!LBWjjTVy2bg 06/13/09(Sat)07:10 No.4864783

    I'm torn between what is right and what is fun
    >> Sheep 06/13/09(Sat)07:10 No.4864785
    Number 2, adopted family.
    It will be helpful later in the game.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:11 No.4864793
    I second this motion.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:14 No.4864809
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    In a rare moment of kindness, /tg/ has decided that they treated the Nalda Bin like their own.

    Now, who is our arch enemy?
    >> Sheep 06/13/09(Sat)07:16 No.4864819

    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:18 No.4864829
    >Chinkis Mor, the Elf warlord

    Kill them! Kill those treehugging bastards!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:19 No.4864842

    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:20 No.4864845
    This being /tg/ there really isn't any other choice than number 3.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:20 No.4864850
    UKKAR GRA. His Beastmen are numerous and fierce, and will doubtless plague our clan again. It would be good to have struck a blow against them in the past, to know how they might be laid low again.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:20 No.4864853
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:21 No.4864858
    This is the only real choice here.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:22 No.4864866
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    /tg/'s hatred of elves has gotten the best of them. The pointy-eared assholes are our sworn enemies.

    Now, is our clan a War Clan, Peace Clan or Balanced?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:25 No.4864872
    I'd say War or Balanced...
    Let's say balanced!!!
    >> Sheep 06/13/09(Sat)07:28 No.4864890
    >> Mârquis dé baguette !!LBWjjTVy2bg 06/13/09(Sat)07:32 No.4864910

    balance is good for war
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:33 No.4864912
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    Alright. We're Balanced.

    Now, which God did we awaken first?
    >> Sheep 06/13/09(Sat)07:33 No.4864914
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    Does this answer your question?
    >> Sheep 06/13/09(Sat)07:35 No.4864922
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:35 No.4864924
    Yes. Yes it does.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:36 No.4864935
    Urox has a good balance of combat and farming abilities.
    >> Mârquis dé baguette !!LBWjjTVy2bg 06/13/09(Sat)07:36 No.4864936

    unfortunately I don't see maran gor up there
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:36 No.4864938
    Can I get a link for this?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:37 No.4864942
    i can has torrents?
    >> Mârquis dé baguette !!LBWjjTVy2bg 06/13/09(Sat)07:37 No.4864945
    Yeah I'm gonna have to go with Uralda as well
    >> Neutral Good Anon !uj/koSf.Zc 06/13/09(Sat)07:39 No.4864958
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:41 No.4864976
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    Uralda the Cow Mother it is.

    How does /tg/ feel about dragons?
    >> Sheep 06/13/09(Sat)07:41 No.4864982
    There are some rapidshits of it up and a torrent on TPB, but the torrent is slow as fuck. I'd stick with the RS
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:43 No.4864991
    Slay the dragons, cause they have pointy teeth and stuff.
    >> Sheep 06/13/09(Sat)07:43 No.4864994
    Hmm.... This sounds like a tarp... NUMBER 4!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:43 No.4864997
    We're men of learning so positive
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:44 No.4865007
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    Ok, so /tg/ believed the dragons and wanted to share their knowledge. It's not like anything could go wrong, right? Right?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:48 No.4865035
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    And now it's time to decide how much land our clan claimed once we returned to Dragon Pass.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:49 No.4865049

    Goddamn scaley bastards! We'll get them for this!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:49 No.4865051
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:49 No.4865052
    This is what you get for not slaying them.
    >> Sheep 06/13/09(Sat)07:50 No.4865053
    Number 3, 4's too big and 2's not enough.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:50 No.4865057

    2. It'll avoid pissing people off by being greedy, and it's not like we can't kill everyone and take their land if we need more.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:50 No.4865060
    Well she's got huge... tracks of land.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:50 No.4865061
    I want fucking dinosaur knights but these faggots in my ring keep whining about fucking carls.

    Where do the dinosaurs roam? And are there only triceratops?

    I want utahraptors and tyrannosaurs.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:51 No.4865066
    I say 2 or 3. Probably 3. We need land, but we don't want to piss off our neighbours too much.
    >> Sheep 06/13/09(Sat)07:52 No.4865079
    I feel that in the game we should ally ourselves with the duck people. They prove vital allies later on, despite being furries.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:54 No.4865093
    But father, I don't want to marry her. I just want to... sing!
    >> Sheep 06/13/09(Sat)07:54 No.4865095
    Carls are one of the most important things for the clan. You can never have enough. And as far as dinosaurs go, you'll get them some day naturally. :O
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:55 No.4865102
    Exactly. At first, I force them to pay tribute of 50 foods a year. Later, I keep trying to trade with them. Every year they begin to like me more. Within time, we will be allies.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:55 No.4865106
    /tg/ has chosen to get a lot more than we need. Nothing wrong with being ambitious.

    And now it's time to pick a name for our clan and begin playing.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:57 No.4865113
    Fuck you. I WANT THEM NOW!


    inb4 there are only triceratops.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:57 No.4865118
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    Forgot my image.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)07:59 No.4865132
    There are only triceratops.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:00 No.4865142
    How's about /teegee/? Simple and effective.
    >> Sheep 06/13/09(Sat)08:03 No.4865153
    I second this.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:04 No.4865163
    Gary Oak
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:05 No.4865173
    My inner carnivore is displeased. But the thunderers of the Earth will suffice.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:05 No.4865175
    Fuck you, we don't need no fucking /b/tarded meme as our name. I vote teegee!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:07 No.4865187
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    Our clan's name is now teegee.

    Time to begin playing. Does anyone have any wishes, or should I just slog through the everyday stuff until an event occurs?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:10 No.4865220
    I'm fine with it. But if I see those fucking ducks one more time...!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:10 No.4865224
    to mount C-somethingoranother
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:11 No.4865228
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    Alright, this is it /tg/. How do we let our trickster handle the wyrm?
    >> Sheep 06/13/09(Sat)08:14 No.4865270
    Get a young male on there, so he has plenty of time to lead on. Make sure there's still a young male that's strong enough to do some heroic quests, so we don't lose a ringleader if he fails.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:15 No.4865271
    Tell another clan
    let the fuckers be burned
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:16 No.4865281
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:16 No.4865286
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:19 No.4865305
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    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:23 No.4865326
    Noooo, our precious jewgolds!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:24 No.4865331

    Fuck tricksters, they're nothing but trouble.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:24 No.4865335

    Dammit Loricon.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:25 No.4865340
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    Okay, so you can't see the entire dialogue here, but the jist of it is that the daughter of one of our Weaponthanes tried to defect to the Tedanling clan, presumably because she thought we were a bunch of sissies, but was brought back by this guy Korlmhy.

    What should we do now?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:26 No.4865346
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:27 No.4865348
    Don't listen to Loricon! He's proven himself to be less than trustworthy.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:27 No.4865349

    We are never listening to you again, Loricon.

    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:27 No.4865351

    1. If the bitch wants to leave the other clan can have her weak ass.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:28 No.4865354
    Number three, then thank the other clan if you can.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:28 No.4865355
    Fuck Loriconmind.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:30 No.4865365
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    We will scold the ungrateful bitch.

    Seems not listening to Loricon was a wise strategy.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:31 No.4865371
    Nice way to loose a future weaponthane.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:33 No.4865381

    Bitch has to be shown her place.

    Let's do some mysteries! We need to learn new rituals!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:35 No.4865394
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    So this priestess wants to sell us a magic oven. Loricon says "fuck her, we might get an offer for an awesome weapon in like a couple of decades or so". That guy is really starting to piss me off.

    What do you think?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:38 No.4865414
    Depends. The oven will boost our food output, but not by that much. If we don't need more food politely decline her offer and make sure she's treated well. Otherwise go for something around 40 cows and dicker.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:39 No.4865415

    One. I ain't paying more than forty cows for some oven that ain't even that good.

    It's good for us in the long run though. So fuck Loricon. Let's see if she'll give us the oven for cheap.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:39 No.4865417
    2. Might get it cheap, might not. Treasures can always be sold later.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:41 No.4865428
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    One it is.

    What the fuck? We're like the worst clan ever when it comes to money. Must be all those 40k minis that ruined our business sense.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:45 No.4865447
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    Any specific rituals you're interested in?

    Pic related, Loricon has an opinion.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:45 No.4865452
    68 cows worth of goods? Fucking hell. Do we have anyone who is good at bargaining on the ring?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:47 No.4865461
    Ferena is Very Good at bargaining. Other than that, it's looking kind of bleak on that front.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:48 No.4865462
    We should definetly build a shrine to Vinga, shieldmaidens are pretty hot.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:49 No.4865468
    I'm reading a FAQ, and the FAQ mentions a "cheat save file" made with a trainer.

    Anyone know more about this? I want to try out some tactics, but you know... lol random.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:49 No.4865470
    Loricon has a point here. Make sure we have a shrine to Humakt dedicated to one decent effect. Battle Luck is generally a good idea.
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    On a related note, why the fuck is this magnificent bastard not on the ring? He's like the goddamn Batman or something!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:52 No.4865489
    Fucking hell, get him on the ring right now. He's also prime Heroquest material.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:53 No.4865496
    Fire that shituseless Loricon motherfucker and bring him on board!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:55 No.4865507
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    We have zombies... Just great!

    How do we handle the living dead?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:55 No.4865508

    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:57 No.4865517
    Make sure you do something. We have under 20 weaponthanes and many, many cows so a sacrifice would be best. At least 15 cows. The undead are not to be trifled with and these men do their job well.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:57 No.4865519
    Send warriors , or at least sacrifice to humakt. He has special magic against undead due to his mastery of the Death rune(sword).
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:58 No.4865524
    Believe it or not, but Loricon is actually quite useful. He's an expert at customs and having a trickster on the ring is always entertaining at the very least.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:58 No.4865525
    With fire and steel, great Thane. With fire and steel.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:58 No.4865526

    send warriors. zombies is everyones business
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)08:59 No.4865539
    True, but don't even try sending him off by himself on any mission. He'll shirk his duty and have to be brought back at spearpoint.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:03 No.4865568
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    Weaponthanes sent.

    Our temple to Humakt finished, we're visited by a bunch of furry priests. True to form, Loricon wants them to GTFO.
    >> Sheep 06/13/09(Sat)09:06 No.4865585
    Jesus tits, I told you this was first priority. We could have saved ourselves a big debt if woman bitch ringleader or Loricon was swapped with him.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:07 No.4865588
    Loricon is /b/!

    Anyway, owe them a favor.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:09 No.4865602

    2 or 5.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:09 No.4865603
    Owe them a favour, should add some risk / fun later on.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:10 No.4865609

    Show them the kittens, sometimes they do the work for free if they are impressed by them.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:10 No.4865610
    Try #2 first, if it fails then we can spare a few goods. We're not in any position to offer magic and favours are hard to quantify until they're called upon.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:12 No.4865619
    On a related note, I'm thinking of replacing Ernaldness. Despite being competent within her field, so far all of her advice has sounded like it came from Grandpa Simpson, which doesn't exactly inspire confidence. I'm torn between my distrust for the old bag and my amusement at her inane old person rambling. We already have Loricon for useless advice.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:13 No.4865630
    Give them some of our clan magic. We've got some extra for shit like this.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:14 No.4865634
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    >Offer them alynx kittens
    Apparently, we have cursed kitties. Yinkin is not amused.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:14 No.4865636
    The ring only has 2 women on it. Reducing it further will definitely impair fertility and reduce the number of children born each year. Ideally it should be 4 men/3 women or vice versa.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:15 No.4865642
    Shit happens. Give them some goods or cows. 10 should do, 15 if you want to ensure their favour.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:16 No.4865647
    Most of my clan rings have NO women in them, just dicks whose advice is pretty much always "THROW A FEAST" and "KILL 'EM ALL!"
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:17 No.4865653
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    >We'll owe you a favor.
    And now we're indebted to them. Who the fuck let an alynx called Doubleshadow the Worthless breed?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:20 No.4865675
    Clearly you need people who speak Yinkintongue about so you can ask the cats who their parents are.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:22 No.4865688
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    Year one finished. Everything went pretty well, considering we were cheated by a wyrm, scammed by a priestess, had to fight off the undead and deal with cursed alynxes.

    What pisses me off is that we have a fucking food shortage, despite paying through our nose for a magic oven that increases food production!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:23 No.4865697
    Why do we have a Trickster on the Ring at all? They usually bring misfortune.
    And do we have an issaries on the ring for or trade?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:23 No.4865700
    You are playing KODP. That means everyone starves all the time.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:25 No.4865708
    And there will be a bad harvest this year. Shit just keeps improving. Looks like we'll have to raid, trade or beg for food.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:25 No.4865711
    Screw the food shortage, we're down 11 horses. Food can be made by getting rid of soldiers. Horses can't be easily made and are needed to replace weaponthanes.

    Did you even allot any magic to crops last year? Add another crop magic point over last year so we don't all starve to death.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:26 No.4865721
    Is it just the one idiot who can't play the game complaining about starving all the time or are people really having problems with this?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:26 No.4865724
    Beg for food, build shrines to crop-boosting gods. Elmal has the Sun blessing, I believe.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:27 No.4865731
    I will admit that most of the starving complaints are this one idiot. I do not understand the game.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:28 No.4865738
    I had a year with starvation problems, but it just kicked my production into high gear. It can sneak up on you, but it's not too hard to avoid.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:29 No.4865739
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    Earthshakers CHEARG!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:29 No.4865741
    Personally, I've never had a tribe starve unless I get ridiculously unfortunate. Like, shitty harvest for two years running unfortunate.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:29 No.4865745
    I have food issues as well, but I haven't played much or for that long. Also, putting 2 magic in crops basically guarantees a food surplus.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:30 No.4865750
    Can't go wrong dedicating a few shrines to some crop rituals. Personally, I like pissing off a neighbour or two and firing up Maran Gor.
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    The food shortage is being handled by trained clergymen performing rituals to the gods.

    Meanwhile, a thrall from the Vanstali clan has started a rebellion. Our armies are... pitiful to say the least. What should we do?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:32 No.4865760
    Sacrifice or Slaughter.

    Orlanth HAET dragons.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:33 No.4865766
    You can get some magic following the example of your ancestors and buying and adopting them into your tribe, but considering your crop shortage it isn't the time to be spending your resources. Convince the thanes or turn him away.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:33 No.4865768
    Our people have a history of taking in people such as this. Try 1, then 2.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:33 No.4865769
    But Maran Gor, Orlanth's sister-in-law, LOEVS dinosaurs.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:34 No.4865777
    but she is fat and causes earthquakes.

    Girls like that are for easy lays, not for placating with dinodeath.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:35 No.4865785
    I can't help but feel Loricon is trolling us when he gives advice. It's probably that expression.
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    On the very furthest left screen is your food and herds screen. If you aren't already starving to death you can click on your ring and at least a few of them will tell you specifically how many farmers you need to cover your land use; how many acres your animals need to survive (you should give them about half again so they arent overcrowded), and how many more hides of land you could farm with your current number of farmers.

    Just try to be as efficient with these as you can and you should never have any troubles with food. I generally run 70% wheat, 15% barely and 15% rye just because I've never really needed to screw around with that much though apparently barely does better if you know you're going to have a shit harvest that year.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:37 No.4865797
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    We send Vorsar, our übermensch, to convince the Vanstali to let the thralls go. How do we do this?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:38 No.4865802
    Loricon is a follower of the Trickster god. He patterns his entire life around trolling as many people as possible.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:39 No.4865808
    But by training them, either for the fields or the battlefield, you make every fucker nearby sit up and take notice.

    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:39 No.4865809
    Ummm...IS it illegal to mistreat thralls? If so, that, if not argue it on practicality.
    I mean, we keep slaves, we can only care SO much about what's "wrong".
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:40 No.4865815

    2. Law seems the best approach.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:40 No.4865817
    We need a Loricon trollface image. That dude is *the* troll.

    He tried to gamble a dragon's gold away!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:41 No.4865821
    3 shows intelligent use of metaphors. Do it now.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:42 No.4865825
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    >It is illegal to mistreat thralls.
    Mission somewhat successful! Well, at least we tried...
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:43 No.4865831
    They're property, but it's stupid. It's like beating your cow to death. Sure, it's your cow, but why the fuck would you do it?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:43 No.4865833
    There's no helping some dumb fuckers.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:45 No.4865846
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    Pic related, Loricon is starving us.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:45 No.4865850
    Just kill some real dragons. Triceratops can't help it.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:46 No.4865854
    That's it, someone extract Lori's image from the game and make some macros.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:47 No.4865857
    You should move Loricon up to the top spot.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:50 No.4865879
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    With Milk, Crop and Rain blessings, it looks like the food crisis will be averted if we make it to the harvest.

    Unfortunately, the weaponthanes are bitching about us treating the farmers better than them. In the middle of a food crisis. It's like they all want to die. For once, all Loricon has to say is "sucks to be you, dawg".
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:54 No.4865898
    I agree with the old lady. Tell them to stop whining.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:55 No.4865908
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:55 No.4865909
    Try 5, then 4. Do not piss off your farmers during the harvest.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:56 No.4865913
    The old lady seems to be suggesting we can get away with the poem. That shit's free, dawg.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:57 No.4865917
    An epic poem ahould silence them.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:57 No.4865918
    alright, I'm not to the most meme centric guy in the universe, but loricon is mighty close to some coolface.jpg, just sayin'.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:57 No.4865919
    But I see Vorstar is absent for some reason and he's usually the one negotiating. Are the others at least as good as he is when he comes to diplomacy? We don't want to piss off our warrior caste.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)09:58 No.4865927
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    The weaponthanes got pissed.

    On the brighter side, Vorsar Wayne believes we can get the pig people to give us lots of food.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:00 No.4865935

    Poem will piss off your farmers, though.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:00 No.4865937
    We've already got assloads of pigs. Just ask for the customary amount.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:00 No.4865941
    Just a little more, best not to be greedy and get nothing
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:03 No.4865957
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:06 No.4865967
    Don't explore the Kero Fin mountain in the far west unless you send a seriously hardass exploration force. You will lose them.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:08 No.4865976
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    We asked for the customary amount. With harvest just around the corner, it looks like we might make it without starvation after all.

    And as if to hammer this home, Uralda priestesses want to bless our cows. Loricon provides some useful information as to what Uralda, the Cow Mother is worshiped for. What's our answer?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:10 No.4865992
    We're low on magic, so I guess we could gift them.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:10 No.4865993
    Fuck, not these ones! They never ever get pleased and then your peasants get pissed too.

    One, I guess?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:11 No.4866001
    More cows is always good. Take them up on their offer.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:12 No.4866005
    Owe them a favour, they don't look like the type to get into a war or to have a shortage of food. Safe investment.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:16 No.4866039
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    >Offer them gifts.
    30 cows' worth of goods later and we have blessed cows.

    Unfortunately, shit just got worse. It seems even with blessings, our harvest just wasn't big enough. What do you think, /tg/? Raid, trade or beg?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:20 No.4866054
    Any favors we can call in? If not, slaughter pigs and maybe some cows, but mostly pigs.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:22 No.4866073
    It's Dark season. You aren't going anywhere. Slaughter some pigs.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:27 No.4866095
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    I've decided to wait with the emergency slaughter until it really becomes an emergency, but I will remember your requests for pig genocide.

    As a more pressing concern, the Anzarni clan wants to hire our Humakti warriors to fight the Greydog clan. We'll be getting 5 cows for every Greydog killed or wounded.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:29 No.4866109
    Just adding that the Greydogs are our sworn enemies according to our clan leader.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:30 No.4866113
    Do not ever slaughter cows under any circumstances. NOT EVER
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:30 No.4866115

    Hire them out, fuck them up. Never fail to fuel the feud.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:30 No.4866118
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:32 No.4866135
    Dino cavalry their asses.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:34 No.4866148
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    We kicked their asses good, and didn't even get blamed for it. 5 cows, a wounded Greydog leader, it's all good.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:34 No.4866149
    Sounds win-win. Hurt your enemies, win the praise of the Anzarni, get your warriors some practice, and get some cows to boot. What more do you want?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:37 No.4866164
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    We all knew it would happen sooner or later. We have dreaded this moment, yet here it comes.

    We have encountered the fucking ducks. Will we follow Loricon's advice for once?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:38 No.4866177
    Do so. The Ducks won't ever be your allies or decent trading partners and will probably raid you. They're not even Orlanthi. Surprise attack, kill them all, take their lands.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:39 No.4866184
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:42 No.4866201
    Do we need a new thread? I think we're close to autosaging.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:43 No.4866208

    Not grumbling! Fuck, we better kill these assholes before those bitches start nagging us because we didn't.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:43 No.4866211
    New thread and archive.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:44 No.4866216

    It doesn't work that way. "Viscera" refers to the soft squishy organs in the torso. Lungs, liver, kidneys and stuff.

    But yeah, sneak attack.

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