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  • File :1244904213.jpg-(112 KB, 1024x768, duck!.jpg)
    112 KB King of Dragon Pass, part 2 Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:43 No.4866214  
    Following the advice of Loricon of all people, we launch a surprise attack on the vile ducks!

    It is somewhat successful.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:46 No.4866223
    >>4866214

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:46 No.4866227
    Attack again?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:48 No.4866242
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    And so ends the second year of the noble tribe teegee.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:49 No.4866244
    My glorious city of Russkij (half the name of the Russian language in russian, couldn't fit the Qzxlk part also lol slavs) eventually died. I now realise it was a combination of having 1200-1300 people and having fewer and fewer cows (because i would cull them to make food durr).

    >>4866214
    I always find it more sensible just to make the ducks your tributary.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:51 No.4866257
    >>4866242
    Food issues aside, we're doing quite well for ourselves, cosnidering we have FUCKING LORICON on our ring.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:54 No.4866276
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    Apparently this year's harvests will be better. Looks like there will be war, though. An educated guess would be the Greydogs, Thunder Ducks or their Beastmen allies.

    So how should I spend our magic this year?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:55 No.4866283
    It wont let me recruit anymore weaponthanes. What can i do to change that?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:56 No.4866288
    >>4866276
    crops, war, health are obvious choices. Probably want to get herd also and then play around with whatevers left. Actually since theres war maybe diplomacy with your neighbors or trading for more resources would help you.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:58 No.4866295
    always max your herds magic.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:04 No.4866315
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    >Crops, War, Herds, Health, Diplomacy
    Done. Now the problem becomes what to do with our extreme food shortage. We need an immediate solution and have exhausted all of our favors. This leaves us with slaughter, raids and trade. Do you still wish to go through with your pig slaughter plan from last year?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:07 No.4866327
    >>4866315
    Yes. Kill those pig fuckers.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:07 No.4866333
    can raid/eat duckmen?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:08 No.4866337
    missed the first thread, what game is this?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:08 No.4866338
    >>4866315
    trade and slaughter to make up the difference. You dont need the goods.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:09 No.4866344
    >>4866337
    King of Dragon pass. I dont know the link to the downloads but they were in the first thread from yesterday.


    Also how do i get it to let me recruit more weaponthanes?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:10 No.4866348
    >>4866333
    Unfortunately, raiding will decrease our harvest later on. It might be like shooting ourselves in the foot. Also, I'm not sure you actually can raid the ducks.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:11 No.4866354
    >>4866337
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4864629/

    Here you go, thank me later.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:11 No.4866355
    >>4866337
    >King of Dragon Pass, part 2
    >missed the first thread, what game is this?
    >King of Dragon Pass, part 2
    >KING
    >OF
    >DRAGON
    >PASS
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:12 No.4866363
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    Try running a game with thralls, guys. 20 thralls almost tripled the efficiency of my farms AND scored me extra clan magic(I started one year with 14 magic). Just don't sacrifice them, especially with a Chalana Arroy on the ring.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:14 No.4866373
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    >Trade/slaughter
    Sounds reasonable.

    Enter the horse nomads. Should've figured that was what the blood on the wall was about.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:16 No.4866382
    >>4866373
    Sacrifice to Humakt. Charge. Kill as many as possible.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:20 No.4866405
    >>4866373
    You can try skirmishing to drive them off. There's an infinite amount of horse-spawn, they always attack with that many, so there's little point to charging.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:20 No.4866408
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    >BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
    Whatever. We're almost evenly matched. We might even win.

    I'm kind of on the fence on whether we actually won or not. At least they didn't get through our pallisade.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:20 No.4866412
    http://cute-fanny.com?id=NjkuNTguMTEzLjEwMA==
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:23 No.4866429
    >>4866408

    Could have been worse. At least you have more horses now. I always add a couple to any trading or diplomatic mission to sweeten the deal slightly.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:24 No.4866432
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    After the battle, a group of strangers arrive, wishing for us to let them stay at our inn. Apparently their DM allows monster races.

    Our racist faction leader wants us to kill them because they look weird.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:27 No.4866442
    >>4866432

    PURGE THE MUTANTS
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:27 No.4866443
    There's a duck in there. KILL THEM ALL.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:28 No.4866448
    >>4866432
    Kill them. The beastmen will fondle your women and the dragon will shoot arrows at your animals for fun.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:30 No.4866456
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    >Suffer not the duck to live.
    We kill them, but at a heavy price in both men and magic. But hey, we looted their bodies, so it's not all bad.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:30 No.4866459
    >>4866432

    FFFFFFFFFFFFF-

    THE GODS DEMAND YOU RID OUR WORLD OF THE FILTH!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:31 No.4866467
    >>4866432
    holy shit! a black guy! KILL!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:31 No.4866468
    >>4866456

    lol, their fighter ran off at the start of the battle.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:32 No.4866472
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    Vorsar the Magnificent saves the day yet again. Seriously, that dude is awesome.

    Any advice on what to do now?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:37 No.4866495
    >>4866472
    Also, his name is Yorsar.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:39 No.4866513
    Slaughter pigs to raise our food count further, we must prepare for another lapse of harvest.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:42 No.4866529
    /rs/ this game?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:44 No.4866542
    Seconded. /rs/ this game.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:44 No.4866545
    Agreed, slaughter more pigs.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:49 No.4866578
    >>4866542
    >>4866529

    This game is RSed, and has been for about eight hours.

    >>>/rs/King+of+Dragon+Pass
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:54 No.4866604
    Commense with the slaughter, our tribe grows hungry and weak.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:56 No.4866607
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    Well, with a lack of suggestions, I just went ahead and slaughtered a few pigs for food.

    And then we were attacked by the Greenwings, another feuding tribe. Looks like we're in deep shit.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:58 No.4866621
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    Fedarkos gets his action hero moment. What badass action should he take to win the day?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:58 No.4866623
    Skirmish. Drive Them Off. Sacrifice to Humakt. Use any possible magic.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:59 No.4866626
    Skirmish the fuckers!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:59 No.4866630
    5. A lucky shot would be most excellent.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)11:59 No.4866631
    >>4866607
    Use a magic, I guess. Don't charge them. You'll get slaughtered.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:00 No.4866636
    >>4866607
    Magic-heavy survival skirmish?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:02 No.4866644
    Scratch the previous "lucky 5." comment, I vote 2.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:02 No.4866645
    Pick 2! Don't let him get off that missile.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:03 No.4866655
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    What. The. Fuck.

    Is that even remotely possible? At all? RIP, Fedarkos. We didn't really know who you were, but at least you died in the most ridiculous fashion possible.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:03 No.4866657
    >>4866621
    2 or 5. Stop that missile!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:05 No.4866669
    Wow, that's a manly death. We must avenge him!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:05 No.4866671
    I lol'd. Poor Fedarkos.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:06 No.4866674
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    At least we won the battle against overwhelming odds. Maybe poor Fedarkos will be remembered as a hero after all.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:06 No.4866675
    Upon surviving, proceed with reprisal attacks in Fedarko's honour. They'll rue the day they crossed teegee!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:07 No.4866686
    Ironically, that looked like a /b/tard invasion.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:08 No.4866691
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    Continuing the "way too many images" theme of this raid, we now have to decide what to do with the captives.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:09 No.4866696
    >>4866655
    FUCK YEAR EXALTED
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:09 No.4866700
    KILL THEM IN FEDARKO'S NAME!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:09 No.4866702
    Thralls plux
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:09 No.4866703
    Kill them, for Fedarkos and his manly death!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:10 No.4866704
    >>4866691
    Thralls.
    It's What is Done in these circumstances.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:10 No.4866705
    >>4866674

    Learn resurrection in the Chalana Arroy Temple.

    Revive him.

    Good times.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:11 No.4866710
    >>4866705
    Some heroes are best left dead.
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)12:14 No.4866719
    >>4866691
    THRALLS
    ALWAYS MORE THRALLS
    Just don't keep too many or they'll rise the fuck up. There goes 50% of your workforce.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:14 No.4866721
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    Despite it being a tie between kill and thrall, the pleas of revenge for Fedarkos has touched my heart. And so the teegee warriors kill their captives to a man.

    Shortly after, a wounded and weary warrior of Urox arrives, seeking shelter. What do you say to him?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:15 No.4866730
    3. Don't want chaos in our faces.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:16 No.4866732
    3! Rid our lands of the Chaos worshippers.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:16 No.4866737
    >>4866721
    A storm bull? The cow must love him.
    Give him shelter and increase patrols.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:17 No.4866743
    >>4866730
    >>4866732
    As much as I respect the advice of these anons, I think more patrols will be sufficient. Our men are weary from war this season.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/13/09(Sat)12:18 No.4866744
    >>4866721
    Although, loricron supports this...That's a downer.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:18 No.4866748
    HEROQUEST
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:18 No.4866750
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    >Purge
    We've cleansed our tula of Chaos. Much rejoicing is had by everyone except the families of the slain.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:20 No.4866756
    I now desire to learn the secrets of javelin magic. I see Fedarkos' killer as some kind of Dark Age Silver Surfer.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:21 No.4866766
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    >>4866748
    We currently have access to the Orlanth and Aroke quest. Do you want to undertake it?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:22 No.4866767
    We need more warriors, then we must lead a series of brutal reprisal attacks against the Greenwings.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:22 No.4866775
    while playing this i was wondering- can you conquer other clans into joining your tribe or at least drive them off their lands? What benefits can i get from raiding?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:23 No.4866778
    Decline it, we must persue our own quest. Fedarko's revenge.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:23 No.4866781
    >>4866766
    Send Loricon.

    Enjoy your curse.

    advicetrickster.jpg
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)12:25 No.4866795
    >>4866721
    Storm bulls are powerful as fuck, and really hate chaos.
    I suggest you help him, or you're gonna get fucked in
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:25 No.4866796
    >>4866778
    That was such a badass way to kill someone, guys. I think we should let Javelin Rider have his day in the sun for a while.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:25 No.4866797
    Send Loricon on this quest.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:26 No.4866800
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    >Avenge Fedarkos
    Hells yes!

    Eat steel, piglets!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:26 No.4866801
    Screw revenge, send Loricon for lulz.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:27 No.4866803
    Sacrifice to Vinga.

    Enjoy your battle-lesbians.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:27 No.4866809
    Seize their land. Charge.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:28 No.4866813
    Kill as many as possible! Slaughter them to a man!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:28 No.4866818
    >>4866800
    Take their land.
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)12:29 No.4866822
    >>4866800
    AVENGE HIM SOME MORE!
    BURN THEIR STEADS!
    DESTROY THEIR FORTIFICATIONS!
    KILL THEIR KINE!
    FINALLY, SEIZE THEIR LAND!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:29 No.4866829
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    Why do you have 2 Odayla worshippers in your clan ring?

    Reorganize your Ring.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:29 No.4866831
    >>4866800
    Charge the bastards and seize their land!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:29 No.4866832
    Seize their motherfucking land.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:31 No.4866843
    DAMMIT. What now?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:31 No.4866844
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    >Seize land
    Unfortunately, the raid failed. We sure as hell put the hurt on them, though.
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)12:32 No.4866850
    >>4866829
    What the fuck happened?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:34 No.4866860
    >>4866850

    It's a vision from the future D:
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:34 No.4866861
    I think that pic was an irrelevant poster confusing people. >_>
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)12:34 No.4866863
    >>4866844
    NOW THEY ARE WEAKENED

    I recommend stealing cattle and burning steads, being stealthy about it.
    ONCE THEY ARE SUFFICIENTLY WEAK, RIP AND TEAR
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:35 No.4866868
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    The descendants of the original teegee and those descended from the ones we took in all those years ago are fighting. With Loricon deciding that now is a good time to fulfill his obligation as customs expert, your advice is necessary to handle the situation.
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)12:37 No.4866876
    >>4866868
    4. Scold them for dividing into factions.

    Worked for me!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:37 No.4866877
    Scold them, this is not our way and it is dividing our tribe in times of war.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:37 No.4866879
    >>4866868
    Tell them they're idiots for acting divisive and inviting kinstrife.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:39 No.4866887
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    >4
    It worked! The teegee are once again united against their true foe, the wretched Greenwings and their spear-surfing mages.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:40 No.4866895
    Fuck yeah, what's next OP?
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)12:40 No.4866896
    >>4866887
    IMPROMPTU CATTLE RAID, IMPROMPTU CATTLE RAID!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:41 No.4866902
    Greenwing genocide, wipe them off the face of the planet.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:42 No.4866905
    Let's shred some Greenwings.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:43 No.4866920
    Guys, I for one support the Greenwings and their fuckawesome magic skills.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:44 No.4866930
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    >>4866863
    >>4866829
    >Fix ring, cattle raid
    Unfortunately, it is now Dark Season. I'm afraid any raids are off the table. Also, since we fought earlier, we failed to get a big enough harvest to feed all of our people for the entire year. What now?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:45 No.4866934
    >>4866920

    Now I love javelin surfing as much as the next guy, but they attacked teegee, and therefore must die.
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)12:46 No.4866941
    >>4866930
    Open trade routes, slaughter/trade for animals.
    Increase cropland/pasture.
    THEN CATTLE RAID!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:47 No.4866949
    ... Loricon? Wait, what is he, some kind of a trickster pedo?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:48 No.4866954
    >>4866934
    All I'm saying is, if you destroy the secrets of javelin magic forever, I'm pretty sure you're doomed to misfortune and extinction.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:48 No.4866955
    Trade as a means to get food, slaughter any available animals apart from cattle.
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)12:49 No.4866960
    >>4866949
    He worships the trickster god, therefore is the equivalent of.. MDFI of Xom.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:50 No.4866967
    >>4866949
    Yes.
    He's also a horrible troll, considering the first decision in the game, upon acting on his advice, led us to losing all our belongings due to his poor gambling skills.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:50 No.4866969
    >>4866954

    Well yeah obviously, but we can always get the secrets of javelin magic from the guy who killed Fedarkos, then kill them all! Oh, and I vote trade.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:50 No.4866971
    >>4866960
    in his case most probably a lesser know aspect of pedobear
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)12:51 No.4866979
    >>4866971
    In what way does he show pedophilia?
    Anyway, CATTLE RAID!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:51 No.4866981
    >>4866969
    Yeah, like you can catch a guy WHO SURFS ON FUCKING JAVELINS.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:53 No.4866993
    >>4866979
    his name is LORICON .. LORICOON.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:53 No.4866995
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    >Trade for food
    Caravan sent. Not sure it will get there, though. Winter tends to be treacherous.

    On a completely unrelated matter, we have been contacted by a dragonslayer. Loricon, who has been acting very un-Loriconnish lately, says we shouldn't harm the dragon since we were buddies with them back before they killed every single one who trusted them.
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)12:55 No.4867008
    >>4866981
    >>4866969
    Attention drawfriends;
    NEW THING TO BE WORSHIPED FOR.
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)12:56 No.4867016
    >>4866995
    Think of the cows!

    SEND 5 OF THE FINEST THANES!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:56 No.4867021
    I guess we need the food. Take a higher price?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:57 No.4867028
    >>4866995
    how do you still have so many cattle? I have under 700 from all the RAIDSLOL launched against me.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:57 No.4867030
    >>4867021
    Cows are money, not food.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:58 No.4867034
    >>4866995

    Our ancestors learned their lesson. Help kill the thing.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:58 No.4867037
    >>4867028
    So far teegee has repelled all raids. All 2 of them.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)12:59 No.4867044
    How does one install the /rs/ of King of Dragon pass? Need halp.
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)13:00 No.4867058
    >>4867028
    tip: When you start the game, assign a magic point to diplomacy, so that you can end feuds, and therefore pick your fights.
    Or, when someone betrays you, so you aren't swarmed by fuckheug armies.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:01 No.4867061
    >>4867044
    open the disc, run setup.exe
    i take it youve never had to deal with shitty autoruns before.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:01 No.4867063
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    >Slay that dragon like the motherfucking Fist of the North Star!
    Mission successful! And not a single casualty either. Are things starting to turn around for the teegee?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:03 No.4867077
    Using a dragon to utterly EXTERMIBURN the greenwings has it's charm, though.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:04 No.4867087
    I dl'd it via RS, there is no bloody disk or autorun feature. -.- Just MDS and MDF files.
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)13:05 No.4867088
    >>4867063
    Honey, you're doing fine.
    One question; just how the fuck do I start a tribe?
    I had friends fleeing the pharoah(hahah) come to me, and I gave them some land. We're now in an oath, and hackin, whackin, choppin dem raiders together.

    But how do I get a tribe going?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:06 No.4867098
    >>4867088

    Some blind prophet tells you to do it.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:07 No.4867101
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    It is now Storm season.

    What now?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:08 No.4867107
    >>4867087

    Daemon Tools bro.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:08 No.4867112
    >>4867098
    Theresa?
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)13:09 No.4867121
    >>4867101
    Exploran?
    >>4867098
    Any hint when? Or is it random?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:09 No.4867127
    >>4867101

    Re organize your ring.

    Have seven different representatives of each god.

    You have two Orlanth worshippers bro, that isn't good for your clan magic.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:11 No.4867143
    >>4867121

    if your clan is awesome, the blind guy will appear and tell you that you are indeed awesome.

    Then you have to making of the storm tribe heroquestan and then your clan ring pretty much tells you what to do.

    Chaos was here.
    Urox is a cunt.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:12 No.4867147
    Greenwing slaughter commence! Daemon tools? Be more specific, please, any tutorials would help aswell, I'm utterly shite and new to this. :P
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:12 No.4867150
    >>4867121

    Explore your tulla.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:12 No.4867152
    Is it possible to be a clan of mutated chaos-worshippers doing blood sacrifices and summoning the dead? snake worship optional.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:13 No.4867153
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    >Fix ring. Explore.
    Pottery. Not very interesting, all things considered.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:13 No.4867156
    >>4867150

    You have few goods. Listen to this man.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:14 No.4867161
    >>4867152

    mds and mdf are cd-image files.

    Download a program named daemon tools or any other program that allows you to mount images into virtual cds.

    Enjoy your pirated game.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:15 No.4867166
    >>4867153

    Nice. People will buy your clay now.
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)13:15 No.4867167
    >>4867147
    Don't be such an idiot.
    Google like a motherfucker.
    Look that shit up, don't sit around and wait for it to be handed to you.

    >>4867143
    That's fucking awesome and all, but chaos sucks major dick. I had a mad old hag hangin' round the well with magic stones. Found out that she was with chaos and was fucking my shit. Fucking exorcised the cunt, and went exploring all the fuck around for more chaos to kill.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:15 No.4867169
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    And that's it for year three.

    Quite decent. Only real loss was in the people killed during raids, but at least we took down even more of our enemies.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:18 No.4867187
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    Seems like it will be a good year for crafters. Maybe that clay we found was a sign of things to come?

    Now, how to spend all that juicy magic?
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)13:20 No.4867199
    >>4867169
    I suggest a shrine to The Barntar guy.
    Another to Ernalda, and Humakt, Issaries, Lhankor Mhy, Orlanth.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:20 No.4867205
    Get on trade and send trading missions.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:21 No.4867212
    >>4867199

    We don't have sheep for all that!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:21 No.4867214
    >>4867187
    JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THAT THING AT THE LEFT END OF THE RING
    Oh well, at least now all gods are represented... Still...
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:23 No.4867229
    >>4867088

    Do the heroquest Making Of The Storm Tribe
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)13:23 No.4867235
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    >>4867187
    Crops, herds, war(if CATTLE RAIDAN), trade if opening routes this year, I suggest doing a heroquest.

    MOTHERFUCKING MEGA-CRAB UP IN THIS BITCH!
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)13:24 No.4867248
    >>4867235
    Also, this games' fluff fucking rocks, in my opinion.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:24 No.4867249
    >>4867147
    get Daemon Tools lite, then mount the image using the Daemon tools icon that appears in the right side of your system tray (lower right corner of your monitor).
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:26 No.4867266
    >>4867248

    Be a real man and play heroquest.

    BROADSWORD! FIRE OF WRATH!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:27 No.4867272
    >>4867248
    Generally games like this and Age of Wonders have really intriguing backstories compared to the pseudo-Christianity/Roman paganism we get nowadays.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:27 No.4867274
    Lend magic to the bull, let him own that giant fucking crab.
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)13:29 No.4867279
    >>4867272
    Norse mythology is really common, but not in an awesome way.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:29 No.4867286
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    >War, Herds, Crops, Trade. Also, new trade routes and Questan!
    Done, done and done. Think I'll save the quest for later, when trade's closed.

    Some dudes want to ride through our land. And tha- OH GOD, WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO LORICON IT'S TERRIBLE! Also, he's gotten into his serious mode. That can't be good.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:30 No.4867291
    but they're celts as well, which is nice
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:31 No.4867303
    >>4867235

    lert the storm bull fight alone
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:32 No.4867310
    Never do heroquests without reading the saga first...
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)13:33 No.4867311
    >>4867286
    Number three.

    If you let them through, they could repay you later.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:33 No.4867317
    >>4867286

    He has grown bro.

    He's more mature now.

    Also, make friends with those cunts, or ask them to give you a treasure.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:36 No.4867332
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    >ITENS PLX!
    They fork over some valuables and you let them pass.
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)13:39 No.4867347
    >>4867332
    >15 goods

    Holy shit, get some crafters up in this bitch!
    If you're to survive a long-term feud, you're going to need three things; Goods, thanes, and a stone fucking wall.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:39 No.4867350
    Explore the mountain Kero Fin, Orlanth's mother.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:40 No.4867356
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    Popular choices now consist of cattle raidan (which will hurt our harvest, but there's no guarantee others won't attack anyway), questan and more tradan.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:41 No.4867362
    >>4867347
    >>4867347
    >>4867347

    This. Make an Issaries temple if you have to, but have at least 24 crafters.
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)13:42 No.4867370
    >>4867356
    You need 5 more crafters until you get a stone wall, then downsize back to 15.

    Also, cattle raid during the dark season.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:45 No.4867391
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    >Craftan.
    We now have more than doubled our number of crafters.

    Time for another problem. A child has been cursed. Loricon shows his maturity by being completely fucking useless without being entertaining like he used to.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:47 No.4867405
    Loricon even has a fucking troll face.
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)13:47 No.4867406
    >>4867391
    The main part of this game is to never judge a book by its' cover.

    I have nothing to add.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:48 No.4867410
    >>4867391
    Three. If we ignore it, it will just disappear.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:49 No.4867416
    >>4867410

    This.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:50 No.4867423
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    needs moar ducks
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)13:51 No.4867431
    >>4867423
    Jesus christ, those guys are fucked.

    50 fyrds against 150 odd ducks? 9 ARMORED?
    Oh shit, run.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:54 No.4867448
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    The cursed child was ignored.

    After a few uneventful seasons of trading and praying to Issaries, we now have to deal with another clan requesting we fulfill our obligations toward them. Perhaps realizing he's strayed from his usual douchebag self, Loricon says "Fuck those assholes".
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:54 No.4867453
    Fucking leg it.
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)13:55 No.4867457
    >>4867448
    Ignoring them would hurt your reputation, and hurt your relations.

    But food IS precious.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:56 No.4867459
    >>4867448
    Feed them more than they want. If you are praying to Issaries, you are looking for friends anyway.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:57 No.4867462
    >>4867448
    Give it to him. The customary is 20, so you're getting away easy!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)13:57 No.4867466
    >>4867310
    how do you unlock the sagas?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:01 No.4867484
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    >Dark Season cattle raid
    Don't say I didn't warn you. Looks like we'll have to avenge Fedarkos another time.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:02 No.4867493
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    Dinosaur skull! What to do, what to do? So many choices...
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:04 No.4867499
    >>4867493
    DISPLAY IT
    THOSE FUCKERS WILL THINK TWICE ABOUT RAIDING ONCE THE GODDESS GIVES YOU EARTHSHAKERS
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:06 No.4867513
    >>4867493

    lol Loricon
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)14:06 No.4867516
    >>4867484
    Unlucky. Normally you can get away with more due to snowstorms, and the patrols not seeing you.

    SORRY, SUH
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:08 No.4867522
    >>4867493

    Display it in your temple.

    Also, MORE CRAFTERS, MORE TRADIN' ROUTES. MORE GOODS.
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)14:08 No.4867523
    >>4867493
    Display in clan hall/temple.

    Actually, I have no idea how it would help anything so

    I have nothing to add.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:09 No.4867533
    oh god, SO MANY CHILDREN. HOW CAN I KILL THEM?!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:09 No.4867535
    >>4867493

    Do you have a Maran Gor temple? It's the best place to display those skulls in,
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:10 No.4867538
    >>4867522
    how do you get more trade routes?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:11 No.4867545
    First try ended in the tula getting disbanded. Didn't have enough cattle.

    This time, the tribe is lead by the glorious Nasakir king, and nothing will stop us!
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)14:12 No.4867549
    >>4867538
    The panel above Diplomacy on the left side.
    Click mission,
    Intent: establish trade route.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:13 No.4867554
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    We display the skull in the only temple we have, the one dedicated to Orlanth.

    And here come the fucking Horse-Spawn again! At least we saw them in time.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:13 No.4867555
    >>4867533

    Sacrifice to Vinga and gain the Fyrdwomen Blessing.

    It makes you woman fight when defending your tula but makes them less fertile (or lesbians).

    >>4867538

    >Go on a mission, GOAL: establish route.

    Do eet until you have many happy trading partners, you should also builda temple to issaries, asi he lets you have more trading partners.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:16 No.4867568
    >>4867545

    >First try ended in the tula getting disbanded. Didn't have enough cattle.

    I blame the ducks.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:21 No.4867592
    Fucking ducks raiding me. I go punitive raidin' and the fucking beastmen get their knickers twisted in a bunch.

    Fucking Donald Duckers...
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)14:30 No.4867638
    >>4867592
    Watch out for deathducks, LOL.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:37 No.4867684
    explore highland marsh
    advicedog.jpg
    call Delecti a buttmuncher

    No, really, we actually pwned the fucker in a RQ campaign. Sadly, he went and fused his spirit with the trickster's body, turning him into a half-eurmalite retard half chaos vampire lord.
    >> The Scribbler 06/13/09(Sat)15:27 No.4868091
    autosage, make a new thread



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