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    120 KB Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:22 No.4867597  
    Easily defeating the hordes of the Horse-Spawn and stealing several of their horses, the teegee take only minor casualties in return.

    Fedarkos, NEVAR FORGET!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:24 No.4867605
    Is this a continuation of the other threads?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:27 No.4867619
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    Completely unrelated fellow here.

    I have 26 magic. What do I do with it?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:28 No.4867620
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    Yup. Forgot the title.

    Darrold, a guy from the clan we helped move north, came and offered us gifts. He also sports a kickass eyepatch. Also, Loricon is kuh-ray-zee.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:29 No.4867632
    Save it. Win every raid forever.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:29 No.4867637
    Reciprocal gifts always work well for me.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:30 No.4867640
    always put some in crops
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:31 No.4867642
    To my testing, magic does not actually help win battles very much. More important is the war magic set out at wartime.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:34 No.4867657
    Accept gifts, throw feast. Always good to have an additional ally.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:34 No.4867658
    I've never managed to take someone's land without throwing 10 magic at them so I have to disagree.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:35 No.4867662
    what game is this?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:35 No.4867663

    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:37 No.4867677
    I see you are making goods.

    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:38 No.4867692
    explore highland marsh
    call Delecti a buttmuncher

    No, really, we actually pwned the fucker in a RQ campaign. Sadly, he went and fused his spirit with the trickster's body, turning him into a half-eurmalite retard half chaos vampire lord.

    Also repost, accidentially posted this in the autosaging thread.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:40 No.4867704
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    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:42 No.4867719
    >>we actually pwned the fucker in a RQ campaign
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:43 No.4867723
    I think Darrold, or at least the one with the eyepatch in that picture, is a she. Dem Vingans.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:43 No.4867725
    Is there any way to rid myself of the ducks without angering Ironhoof? Or at least, you know, winning the siege he starts. Goddamn slapfoot ducks are there JUST to stop my tribe from being complete.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:44 No.4867729
    what the hell is this game
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:44 No.4867736
    I always kept good relations to the ducks myself. Even tag-teamed an undead invasion at one point with them. Duck humakti runelords = lolwut.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:46 No.4867745
    King of Dragon Pass, a "barbarian tribe management simulator" with the goal of creating the kingdom of Dragon's Pass and setting your tribesman as the king. Based on the RuneQuest RPG's world Glorantha, which you can find through Chaosium Inc., the nice people who brought you Call of Cthulhu.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:47 No.4867750
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    A feast was thrown for our honorable guests. By popular demand, we will now go questan!

    The only one we have access to is the Orlanth and Aroka quest. Since anything else would take too long, we will send Orngerin, a woman worshipping Vinga, on the quest. Now, what do we want from it?
    >> This game is... Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:48 No.4867770
    King of Dragon Pass

    yes its been rapidshittededed so dont ask.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:48 No.4867772
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:49 No.4867780
    we want 1 or 2
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:51 No.4867801
    Treasure. Treasure. Treasure.

    The rest is pretty worthless.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:51 No.4867803

    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:52 No.4867811
    Not so. Get a young clan leader with Exceptional leadership. Increase his skill to Heroic.

    Makes the rest of the game a lot easier.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:54 No.4867826
    Or was that the Uniting the Gods one?

    If so, IGNORE ME
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:54 No.4867827
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    Quest failed. What a bummer.

    And now we have to deal with them fucking ducks again. Apparently a necromancer called Delecti is marching south and threatening to overrun Dragon Pass with his army of undead. How do we respond to this?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:56 No.4867852
    join him.
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)14:58 No.4867862
    Send warriors. Mercs take oh-so-many cows, and letting the undead roam is like ASKING for storm bulls fucking everything up.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)14:59 No.4867877
    The best option is to tell the other clans to stop raiding them but it’s difficult you need good relations and a good speaker
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:01 No.4867893
    ask your ring
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:01 No.4867894
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    Warriors sent along with our war leader. If you're going to do something, do it right and proper.

    Minara, the cursed girl we chose to ignore earlier, died. I say it would've happened anyway.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:04 No.4867918
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    Some Rakstanti want our help with a quest. This is a bit of a gamble either way. Being the asshole in our ring, Loricon says "Hell no".
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)15:06 No.4867924
    They're a bit "Hoity-toity", but plentiful game fucking ROX.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:08 No.4867940
    Can someone tell me why Loricon isn't clan leader yet?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:11 No.4867966
    This is why. Note: Image from the first thread, do not respond to this one, respond to >>4867918.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:12 No.4867969

    Clan leader?

    He should be A FUCKING BY NOW.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:12 No.4867971
    He probably refused because he wouldn't be able to taunt visitors for diplomatic reasons. He can get away with it in the position he is now, but not as a clan leader.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:12 No.4867975

    Xom chuckles.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:13 No.4867986
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    The fuck?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:16 No.4868005
    So, did everyone forget about the Greenwinds and the javelin-surfing guy?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:18 No.4868017
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    Helping the Hastanti out turned out to be a mistake. The quest failed, and a large portion of the wild game seems to have vanished.

    And with that, the fourth year ends. Not much really happened, but at least Loricon is back to his old douchebag self instead of trying to act mature. We've lost people two years in a row now. Maybe it's time to focus on children and peace.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:20 No.4868033
    Never. We tried raiding them, but got stuck in an avalanche. But we will have our revenge and the secret of javelin surfing soon enough. Fedarkos must be avenged!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:23 No.4868053
    Hey, remember to screencap the pic with dragon, duck, ant-eater and some creature coming to your village.

    Also, moar ducks.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:25 No.4868071

    raid, take captives.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:27 No.4868089
    So, let's see... Do far we've had:

    Loricon losing most of our fortune gambling with a dragon, cursed alynxes, a priestess who tricked us into paying three times the price for a magic oven, an evil adventuring party consisting of a half-dragon, a duck, a black man and a beastman, and a dude riding a fucking javelin cutting a man in half.

    Shit sure doesn't get boring for the teegee.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:29 No.4868106
    I will need a pic of this
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:31 No.4868123
    oh god no, don't even try to take captives. its so completely broken you'll either fail completely or get like 3 guys.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:31 No.4868124
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    The fucking Greenwing admire us for our dinoskull! Who the fuck let the Greenwings come into our temple and admire our skull? HERESY!

    Also, we have made preparations for war. We will crush those bastards and their javelin surfers. That'll teach them for showing off.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:33 No.4868134
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    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:34 No.4868141
    Man, what was the Javelin surfers' name again?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:35 No.4868154
    So far this game has shown me necormantic ducks, javelin riders and dinosaur cavalry. Downloading now.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:35 No.4868159
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:38 No.4868181

    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:38 No.4868183
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    By popular demand, we launched a raid against the Greenwings. Take that, assholes!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:40 No.4868201
    Dastardly Dastandros.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:41 No.4868208
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    After the battle, we're visited by Stormlords, who tell us of a new story, which in turn opens up a new quest. Then they ask us to help them with a quest so terrible they can't even tell us what it is.

    Naturally, Loricon wants nothing to do with it, preferring to mug our benefactors of their riches.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:44 No.4868232
    We have enough silver to share. Give some to them, it'll help with out image.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:45 No.4868244

    Send Weaponthanes.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:46 No.4868249
    Oh Loricon, you card!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:48 No.4868262
    This. Let them volunteer to fight with the magical flying vikings.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:53 No.4868306
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    'Kay. Despite most of them being either dead, wounded or fighting the undead, we let our weaponthanes volunteer to help the wind lords out.

    Speaking of weaponthanes fighting the undead, our brave crusaders have returned home after beating back Delicti's forces alongside the duck army.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:53 No.4868309
    Anyone else have the Raven Banner of Humakt? It's... dangerous.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:56 No.4868325
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    And immediately, our weaponthanes are struck by a strange malady. As if this wasn't enough, Loricon himself volunteers to send the evil spirits away with trickster magic. After what happened the last time he volunteered to handle a situation, I don't know if he can be trusted.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:56 No.4868327
    He's tainted by their duck magics. He should make a pilgramage to the mountain by himself with no guards.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:57 No.4868335
    Holy shit! This has to be a sign!

    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)15:59 No.4868351
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:01 No.4868361
    Let Loricon do it. He's never not let us down before.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:01 No.4868364
    Go go and use your trickster magic. Either it'll be a redemption of a failure that'll be spoken of for decades to come.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:01 No.4868365
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:01 No.4868368


    I mean, what could possibly go wrong? :3
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:02 No.4868369
    Loricon. He might suddenly fail so hard that he ends up winning.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:03 No.4868375
    Loricon is EFG?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:03 No.4868377
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    That's... surprisingly bland. What the fuck has happened?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:05 No.4868383
    Wait a couple seasons, when suddenly you hear that Orlanth had a fit of palsy and died or something.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:07 No.4868398
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    Another raid against the Greenwing clan, for good measure. We evade their patrols and victory looks all but certain.

    But what's this? Am I the only one feeling a bit of doubt here? Do we really dare take chances with the goddamn Yorsar? Can history be rewritten, or will he end up like poor Fedarkos?

    What do we do now, /tg/? What do we do?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:09 No.4868413
    Fight harder! Rally the troops with cries of "For Fedarkos!"
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:09 No.4868415
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    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:11 No.4868426
    Really if his Leadership is better than his Combat, fight hard if not.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:12 No.4868428
    So I just started up a new game and a guy called Dastandros came to me for help. What do I do?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:12 No.4868429
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    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:16 No.4868461
    We're all fucked.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:16 No.4868462
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    >Fight hard, Batman!
    And so our genius sets out to single-handedly turn the tide of battle and avenge Fedarkos the redshirt, who really didn't do anything except die in the most ridiculous fashion ever.

    And succeeds more than well. Remind me to never fuck around with Yorsar. Fedarkos has been avenged, and I imagine the Greenwings are shitting their pants right about now.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:16 No.4868464
    He's a ring member. It's your duty to trust him in all things.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:17 No.4868469
    i think Yorsar is a pretty cool guy. eh kills Greenwings and doesn't afraid of anything.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:19 No.4868484
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    The battle was one-sided as fuck, both thanks to our army nearly outnumbering them two to one and because Yorsar flipped out and killed some bitches.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:20 No.4868485
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:22 No.4868504
    Yorsar = Batman
    Loricon = Joker

    You know it to be true.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:24 No.4868508
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    And then we get attacked by the stupid Horse-Spawn again. And for the third time out of three, they get spotted before they can attack. Seriously, they're terrible at raiding.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:26 No.4868525
    how do you screencap?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:27 No.4868530
    Print Screen, you fool.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:28 No.4868537
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    Nothing really comes from it. We shoot at them, they shoot at us. No dead weaponthanes, three dead carls. They lose roughly three times that number.

    But now we're without anything to do. Any suggestions /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:29 No.4868544
    Raid the ducks!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:30 No.4868547
    Don't fuck with the ducks, or the ducks will fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:30 No.4868548
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:30 No.4868549
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:30 No.4868551
    Print Screen, alt-tab to the image editor of your choice, paste and save.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:31 No.4868553
    How's about a new temple? We only had one dedicated to Orlanth, right?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:31 No.4868555
    hit printscreen, then paste into mspaint and save.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:33 No.4868564
    use print screen
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:34 No.4868568
    I got Earthshaker war-mounts in my game after raising them carefully. They've yet to disappoint. Some trader tried to buy the lot of them for 40 cows. Guess what the response was.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:35 No.4868575
    give us a printscreen of our surroundings with the m options so we can see the borders. then we can plan us some land graban
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:38 No.4868586
    Do not fuck with the ducks.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:38 No.4868590
    >>Any suggestions /tg/?

    Build Yorsar a harem. Man fucking deserves it.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:39 No.4868593

    Explore Kero Fin.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:39 No.4868595
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    >Quest, raid ducks, temple
    Seeing as how we've already raided twice this year and have been raided once, I'm going to pass on that. Besides, those fucking ducks have beastmen on their side.

    Our last quest failed and we didn't put any magic into it at the sacred phase, so we'll probably have to leave it to next year. If it gets lot of popular support, I might try it come winter.

    That leaves the temple. And what do you know, we're eligible to build a temple to Chalana Arroy!

    As soon as we finish, though, a familiar face returns. For those of you who haven't read the first thread, this here is the one who screwed us out of a third of our gold for a magic oven. Now she wants to sell us a hurricane in a jar. Which option would you prefer, /tg/?

    Oh, and remember we have lots of loot to trade from that adventuring party we killed two years ago.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:41 No.4868605

    Whatever Loricon says.

    The Hurrican Jar can only be used once, but it turns your raid into a raping machine.

    If you have wealth, buy it. Treasures are more valuable than anything in the long run.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:41 No.4868608
    I have decided to download this game.
    Do I need to read some sort of documentation, or can I pretty much figure this out?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:42 No.4868611
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    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:42 No.4868614
    Are you Loricon?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:42 No.4868615
    Why is there no "kill her and take it" option?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:43 No.4868620
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    This banner. It's the most powerful artifact in the game. I fucked with the ducks with it in hand and didn't get ducked. Do you hear me? I fucked the ducks and didn't get fucked back.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:44 No.4868622
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    >What Loricon says
    You sure about that? He's kind of an asshole. He goes along with everything except not getting the jar, just so he can break it on our own turf. What a bastard...
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:45 No.4868627

    Enjoy your dead weaponthane in every raid.

    Also, if you keep pushing the ducks, you are going to get duck-fucked.

    We all learned that the first time we played this.

    Do not fuck with the ducks.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:45 No.4868629
    how do i get more land clear/ less wildlands?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:47 No.4868636
    Loricon is the greatest troll ever.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:47 No.4868639

    The cow symbol in the far left.

    Beware that if you clear up land for your herds, you loose land for your crops.

    It's the last thing I learned to do without fucking up everything in my tula.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:49 No.4868648
    You moron. seriously what the fuck
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:51 No.4868653
    1. It's our turn to screw her over.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:55 No.4868674
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    >1. It's payback time.
    Unfortunately, even our resident genius Yorsar was no match for the deceptive oven seller.

    She's really starting to piss me off, you know.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:56 No.4868684
    I tried to train mine for battle, but failed to. They were to wild. They are useful as plows though. That extra magic can really come in handy, especially since I've been trading blows with this one other clan for a while. They're the ones who came to Dragon Pass first.
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)16:57 No.4868686
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    Dragonnewt armor, WHAT THE FUCK?

    Jesus christ what the fuck. It says it's really awesome. That's all I know.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:57 No.4868691
    I've just started this game but I kind of suck at it. Is there a walkthrough or wiki online somewhere?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)16:59 No.4868699
    dragonnewt armor is badass. Watch out for fuckers coming back for it though.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:01 No.4868716
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    And Loricon proves his uselessness yet again. I knew him just making the spirits go away was too good to be true.

    Well, what do we do now? Trust Loricon again, or do we actually hire someone competent?
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)17:03 No.4868724
    What does it do, exactly?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:04 No.4868731
    Loricon! Loricon all the way, every single time!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:06 No.4868743

    As if teegee could ever run against it's trolls.

    Go go Loricon!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:07 No.4868753
    This curse is just getting bounced back and forth between clans, you know.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:09 No.4868764
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    >Get trolled

    I wonder how many months the spirits will stay away this time?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:09 No.4868769
    Run against it is trolls? I don't understand.

    Did you mean to use the possessive form, "its"?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:11 No.4868775

    Tired here. But yeah, I think I meant what you thought I meant.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:11 No.4868776
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    Speaking of trolls, teegee is being raided!

    I'm starting to think Loricon is trolling in more ways than one...
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:12 No.4868781
    Sorta looks like you are going to get your ass kicked.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:14 No.4868787

    We can't let these raiders breach our walls and rape our women!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:16 No.4868795
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    In the middle of the battle, this guy called Orlgard gets his chance. Seeing as how we've had moderate success with heroics in the past, how do you think we should handle it this time?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:18 No.4868806
    Go where the fighting is worst. We must win this. All or nothing!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:18 No.4868809
    Fight with honor, fight with courage! Delve into the midst of them! Turn the tide of battle!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:19 No.4868817
    Or die gloriously/horribly.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:19 No.4868818
    He's going to die
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:21 No.4868832
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    >Don't be a pussy! Fight!
    Damn, Orlgard is pretty awesome. He's no Yorsar, but still, that's pretty cool.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:23 No.4868842
    Damn. Nicely done, that man.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:24 No.4868851
    RuneQuest? More like EXALTED!!!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:25 No.4868860
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    Okay, I take that back. Orlgard is the patron saint of awesome. We won that battle by KILLING OR WOUNDING 20 TIMES OUR NUMBER OF SLAIN IN TROLLS!

    Holy fuck, I'll have to check out Orlgard's stats and see if he's worthy of being on the ring. That's some badass shit he pulled there.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:26 No.4868868
    Can we get a report on all the stats of all the ring, please?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:26 No.4868869
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:29 No.4868891
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    Sure, I'll just have to deal with ANOTHER GODDAMN RAID FIRST! Geez, what's up with these assholes?

    It's the Greenwing clan again. Apparently they haven't had enough, despite Yorsar's badassitude last time. I'm thinking of letting the Whirlwind Jar loose on them to teach them a fucking lesson. Might help our odds too, seeing as how we're outnumbered.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:30 No.4868896
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    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:31 No.4868902
    Do it! Show those fuckers what happens when you mess with teegee!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:32 No.4868914
    Whirlwind Jar + Yorsar + Orlgard.

    Death from above, motherfuckers! None will withstand our steel!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:32 No.4868916
    Sounds like you need to stop raging so hard and seek out some friends. Either that or cripple your attackers. Burning steads works, but it seriously angers whoever you raid.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:34 No.4868933

    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:37 No.4868951
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    We've just been unlucky. Horse-Spawn and Trolls are random, so the only raid we've brought on ourselves is the one from the Greenwings.

    >Release the motherfucking wind!
    Holy shit! That oven seller might've screwed us, but this thing really kicks ass! Hopefully the Greenwings'll think twice before messing with us again.
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)17:39 No.4868983
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    Can someone explain to me how to get a tribe goin', in a more specific manner than "yeah a blind dude comes to you"?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:40 No.4868991
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    look at my tribe goddamnit

    just look at it
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:42 No.4869001

    Magic on mysteries, do the Storm Tribe creating quest thing. Succeed with that ( I don't know what made me able to do it, probably some random events). Then, ally with other tulas. You get a chance to include them one after the other, then you're going to make them get along with each other. Next, king selection. Done.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:44 No.4869026
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    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:45 No.4869030
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    And with that, the fifth year ends. We've somehow managed to gain population, despite it being a raid intensive year. One of our most productive ones so far, I'll have to say. But next one will probably need to be more peaceful.

    This will probably be a good place to end it, too. Might make another thread some other time if people seem interested in seeing the continued adventures of the teegee clan.

    Oh and before I forget, do you want the stats of the people in the ring before I end it?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:46 No.4869047

    There are dwarves in King of Dragon pass. There are

    dwarf civilizations

    in king of dragon pass


    I'm speechless.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:49 No.4869065
    DO EET! We must see them!
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)17:49 No.4869070
    Erm, it's high fantasy, revolving around celtic, british and norse mythology.

    Thanks a fuck-ton there, buddy!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:51 No.4869087

    Actually, there ARE dwarves in the fluff.

    There are also mechanical.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:52 No.4869099
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    To find them, search a good ways to the northwest of your starting position. You'll know.
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)17:52 No.4869103
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    Fucking amazing fluff right here!
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)17:58 No.4869141

    So the humungus killbot, is it good people, bad people or a god?
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)17:58 No.4869148
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    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)18:02 No.4869175
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    Alright, let's start with our jack-of-all-trades, Yorsar.

    As you can see, not only can he fight and bargain, but he's great at everything.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)18:04 No.4869192
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    Next is our newly appointed leader, Harsaltar. Decent enough guy, excellent leader.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)18:06 No.4869215
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    Here's everyone's favorite, Loricon. As said previously excellent with customs. Mostly I just keep him around for fun and because he might start doing weird stuff if he's not where I can keep my eyes on him.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)18:06 No.4869217
    So the Koroslodi are assholes, or whatever their names are. The guys that came to Dragon Pass first.

    Anyway, in response to their assholeity, I had the Mother of Dinosaurs curse their lands, ruining their harvests, because seriously, fuck them. Next, I'm going to have my ancestors send evil spirits to plague them, because seriously, fuck them.

    Then, weakened by hunger and evil spirits, I will raid them and burn the shit out of their steads. Is there anything else I can do to fuck with these people?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)18:08 No.4869234
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    Then comes Endal, the hippie who still kicks copious amounts of ass. Has mostly stayed in the shade, though, despite being fairly kickass. Has to be that whole hippie thing.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)18:10 No.4869250
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    After that is Elmalandti. The old man who in theory makes Loricon useless, if it wasn't for the fact that tricksters are awesome and you really need seven different gods on the ring.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)18:12 No.4869265
    A lot of random events have options to pile shit on their doorstep. And if you've got a Eurmal worshiper handy, shove them on the ring and start sending curses their way.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)18:13 No.4869281
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    Now there are just two members remaining. First is Orngerin, battle maiden of Vinga. Probably a lesbian, but I'm not judging. As you can see, she pretty much adds battle and not much else.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)18:17 No.4869307
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    And last, and most definitely least, is this bitch. This here is Tarkala. The only reason she is on the ring is because she worships Ernalda. You see, this year several ring members died unexpectedly. There were candidates far more qualified than her, but unfortunately, that would have meant duplicate gods on the ring. So, here she is.

    That's it for me today. Maybe we'll do this again /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)18:19 No.4869326

    Farewell bro.


    All Vingan are lesbians.
    No exceptions.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)18:29 No.4869416
    Does anyone have this game for Macs?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)18:30 No.4869427
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    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)18:30 No.4869432
    Where did you find them, exactly?

    And OP, if your angry, red-headed woman is anything like the one I had she's destined for epic deeds. Vampire slaying, single combat against duck champions, killing 3 men in two blows and so on.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)18:38 No.4869512
    My angry redhead was trampled to death by bulls when I failed the cow quest. I'm away to start up a new game, does /tg/ want another game thread?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)18:39 No.4869519
    Aw, come on.
    Can't a guy have a Mac?
    And I know this game was released on Macs as well.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)18:40 No.4869529
    I'll watch if you do, but don't worry about it. And you fool. At least make sure to adopt any baby girls raised on shields into your clan. Given what happens later I'm expecting epic things.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)18:41 No.4869539
    >adopt baby girls
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)18:42 No.4869556
    The version on /rs/ is for windows. It was released for the Mac, though, so you might have some luck with torrents.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)18:44 No.4869573
    You're terrible. Let me elaborate.

    She grows into a warrior of Vinga with great, great combat ability. You then have several options, one of them being to send her off to study under the greatest Vingan warrior. Which is what I did. I await her return anxiously.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)18:44 No.4869574
    The baby girl always dies, no exceptions. Just sent 10 warriors with her to get the band of the hundred.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)18:50 No.4869623
    Hey, I'm thinking of doing some writefaggotry. In what exact sequence are the months/seasons?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)18:51 No.4869634
    You should have her study under Loricon.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)18:54 No.4869658
    Sea, Fire, Earth, Dark, Storm. And then Sacred Time, after which Sea again. Spring, Summer, Autumn(harvest), Winter, Late winter, new year.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)18:55 No.4869660
    Not counting the sacred phase, it's Sea, Fire, Earth, Dark, Storm.
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)18:58 No.4869690
    If you are, involve alot of loricon, manly men, and elves(being hated).
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)18:59 No.4869707
    >involve alot of loricon
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)19:03 No.4869742
    Thank you, now I need a name for the unfortunate clan of my writing. How about, the Ungox the Unlucky?
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)19:03 No.4869744
    Comic relief is needed. Just make sure to make it remain subtle, like he is actually a trusted member of the ring, but is a douchebag troll, who gives bad advice.
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 06/13/09(Sat)19:05 No.4869761
    Edinburgh, the vassal of misfortune.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)19:07 No.4869799
    Edinburgh sounds good. I should have some good sized writefaggotry ready for all at least by tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)19:08 No.4869808
    Is there a way to subjugate a clan? I raided the Wolf Bears for years now - captured their land and people but how to eradicate them?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)19:12 No.4869845
    Ain't gonna happen until you start forming a tribe as far as I know. Constant raiding will make them weak as fuck, though.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)19:17 No.4869895
    Send an overwhelming force with a good chunk of magic, at least 8+, and if you've pushed them hard enough they'll pack up and get the hell out of dodge. Relocating somewhere generally far away from you.

    From my experience the third successful land grab will usually be the eviction notice if you don't get above average gains earler unless they've been stealing land themselves.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)19:19 No.4869926
    not entire true, i forgot to mention that you can demand annual tribute from them and if you have the Humakt Oath blessing they'll be forced to pay the tribute and not ignore it like they generally do without Oath.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)19:21 No.4869941
    How does one gather cavalry?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)19:21 No.4869943

    You can only take land from neighbouring tribes. You can batter an enemy all you want, but if they're not next door you can't expand into their territory.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)19:24 No.4869971
    The one thing I HAET like the burning of a thousand sons is that, once I start really getting things awesome, the thanes start bitching about how they're not all represented or the carls bitch about how they're going to starve because there's not enough land, even if I've got enough for a dozen tribes.

    It's tied to population, and it always seems to crop up once it starts getting into four digits. Makes me rage so.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)19:43 No.4870196
    I always seem to do pretty well and then go to shit. My advisor of Humakt, who I had a temple to - and the 'Oath' and 'Battle Luck' blessings - and who was also my warrior advisor, told me to go fuck up some clan and I got in shit for it. Damn you Humakt.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)19:46 No.4870218
    What part about 'death god that foreswore his brotherhood to Orlanth in order to kill shit' don't you get?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)20:07 No.4870434
    It's the easiest Heroquest, IMO, so I'm still a fan. Plus, good blessings.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)20:26 No.4870606
    I DLed both of the rapidshares, but I keep getting file broken errors when I try and extract in 7-zip.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)20:40 No.4870735
    Use winrar. I think I've had issues with 7zip and rars before for some reason.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)20:41 No.4870741
    I'm tempted to destroy the Ducks.

    How bad really is the Beastmen retaliation?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)20:47 No.4870793
    fuck with the ducks and find out for yourself
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)20:49 No.4870809
    Okay, I've got it now, but it looks like I need something to mount the image. Alcohol or Daemon Tools?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)20:54 No.4870843

    I used DT, and it worked.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)20:58 No.4870883
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    It's bad.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)20:59 No.4870894
    Either should work, but I used Daemon Tools myself. You'll need to keep the image mounted to play, annoyingly.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)21:15 No.4871066
    Okay, I've mounted the image. Now what..?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)21:19 No.4871092
    I just ran it from my computer.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)21:24 No.4871125
    Oh. Durr. Is there any difference between the first RS and the second? It says they're different sizes, but it seems once decompressed they're the same.
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)21:26 No.4871141
    Also, we're autosaging. New thread?
    >> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)21:31 No.4871185
    Defniitely, I am kicking some serious fucking ass in the game I'm currently playing. 36 Weapon Thanes, 222 Footmen. More gods and goods than I can shake a stick at.

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