>>4873858
How long have Heracles and Moradin had their divinity?

>>4873858
Poison worked on a god? She must've been pretty week to start with.

>>4873907

>pretty week

>>4873911
Yes, she was pretty for a whole week.

So the reason we think of Moradin as the god of Dorfs, is that he was a dorf before becoming a god. It all makes sense now.

So our EPIC GOD DUEL was against a scrub?

DAMN IT ALL.

WHAT WAS THE POINT THEN?

>>4873858
Huh, so I guess gods could trade aspects if they wanted to. Could be handy if we got a domain that kinda sucked.

>>4873934
Well, we did make Satan into a god.

...Of course, that didn't work out so well either...

>>4873921

She was pretty to anyone for a whole week? That's a nice power.

>>4873907
Oh the other hand, it makes killing Glittergold even more satisfying. Killing a woman with poison is offensive to our dorfen pride.

>>4873858
How the hell does this guy know all this anyway?

>>4873951
He can manipulate time.

>>4873858

>The best time to take out a god is before they have adjusted to their new powers.

Satan. Doesn't matter if it's the new or the old one. I'd say both. They are the new Gods in the neighbourhood , AKA, our next target.

>>4873956
Is there a god of time and is he it?

>>4873956
That would help, but I don't really see how that could point to him knowing apparently everything about the affairs of the gods.

>>4873951
He's probably a god himself. If I had to guess one, Fate.

>>4873960
We can't take Satan's godhood. We already proved that we're incompatible with the Godhood of Fae. So killing Satan wouldn't do much...

>>4873970
Maybe he has really big ears?

>>4873899
>How long have Moradin and Heracles been gods?
"Moradin has had his divinity for around 50 years now. Heracles obtained his divinity 6 years ago."

>>4873907
>Poison worked on a god?
"I did mention the part about it taking an entire year, did I not? It was not a weak poison. Also, Oona was a fae. They are not known for their constitution."

>>4873951
>How do you know all this?
"Because I am Rary, the ultimate wizard. I know everything that is, was, and will be, and I am not telling you anything in that last category."

>>4873974
We've met Fate and this guy isn't him, unless he's in disguise.

Just... remind me again, why are we killing gods?

>>4873960
It's already been proven that we're incompatible with his godhood.

Ask why Fate is missing an eye.

>>4873984
So basically, you're a rip-off of this guy?

>>4873989
We're the BBEG. Why should we not be trying to gain Godhood?

>>4873989
Why the fuck not?

>>4873984
What kind of a name is Rary?

>>4873984
Sounds like Gnome is strongly hinting we should take on Heracles.

Well fuck that. We won't settle on second best. We will go straight for Moradin!

>>4873989
why AREN'T we killing gods?

really, it's how beardbeard works.

>>4873984
Who's that behind us?

>>4873984

Oh shi-

It's Mah-mee

>>4873984
>Oona
>fae
5 toughness is pretty damn beefy for a faerie, Gnome.

>>4874011
Why aren't we going for Xom?

>>4874011
Not until we get boots of levitation, so we have an unfair advantage.

So Gnome, how about that whole burial thing? You promised us hilarious burial week ago!

Weeee, wasting money on exposition.

Who's the chick?


Also, I forward we waste Heracles, and use added GODSTRENGTH + BEARDBEARDSTENGTH to get AWESOME POWAH.

Ask Rary if this is viable.

>>4873984
Sound like Heracles is our best bet. We kill him, THEN Moradin.

>>4873989
To take their stuff. I mean, godhood.

>>4874023
Are you sane? We don't challenge Xom first because he's our friend, and second because we value our lives/sanity.

>>4874043
Why do we value our sanity? And it's not like Xom thinks we're friends. I don't know if he thinks anyone is a friend.

>>4874023
because even beardbeard isn't that nuts

...Why is this guy helping us, anyway? I can understand why he would do exchanges for unique items of varying magicalness, but he can probably summon gold from nowhere.

>>4874043
Yes. Moradin beat the shit out of us, but Xom might just wipe the entire continent of the planet in some bizarre, yet devastating way.

>>4873994

Ask this, I'm curious.

>>4874024
That's actually a good idea, since he can't tremorsense flying dorfs.

>>4873994
>Why is Fate missing an eye?
"He's not missing it. He knows exactly where he put it, which is something even I do not know. I can tell you, however, that he took it out himself, and that wherever it is, it must be serving some sort of purpose."

>>4874006
"No, Sarda had that weird twist back story thing in the end. Trust me, you have never met me before, and will only meet me one more time after this."

>>4874047
If we challenged Xom, he'd probably just turn us into a mop or something lolrandom.

>>4874068
Well, we just need chaos insurance.

I wonder, is there anything we can get that can deflect chaotic chaos?

Who was the very first god?

>>4874072
Body of Yog.

>>4874052

>Summon gold from nowhere

Every wizard worth his salt, and especially Rary, likely knows what impact that would eventually have on the economy.

>>4874065
We'll meet him again, that's essentially insurance.
We can do whatever we want, and we'll live because we know we can't die before we meet him again!

Is Mah-mee referring to Beardbeard or Rary?

Maybe Rary is Cultist's estranged father?

>>4874065
Offer the greenskin chick some booze

>>4874065
Fate reminds me of somebody.

Ask if he also spent some time crucified on a tree.

>>4874076
Well, he could teleport into a gold vault and take some.

>>4874068
He'd probably start off the fight by immobilizing us, conjuring a massive amount of malignant energy, hurl it at use, then have it turn into a banana at the last second.

>>4874079
We could meet again as a mop.

>>4874075
So we kill this Moradin guy, use the powers to kill Yog, jack his body, kill Xom, ascend to the lorandum of Chaos, and just start working our way through the pantheon until we're the only thing left.

We're probably racking up a hell of a bill, seems we'll be better off just giving him that sword anyways. Ask him whats special about it though, if anything.

Beardbeard is awfully inquisitive tonight.

>>4874079

he could be LYING

Turn around and ask to the orc is referring too.

If that's Mah-mee, she knows we had sex with Cultist. Which probably means she was watching. Which both means that she probably knows who Beardbeard is AND is a pervert.

>>4873994
DUN DUN DUN!

>>4874074
>Who was the very first god?
"Hmmmm.... lets say Fate was."

"Now, your 7,200 gold is up. Thank you for the payment, and I hope you enjoyed my ramblings. Oh, and one last tip: Those eggs hatch in 47 minutes. Toodles!"

>Why is Fate missing an eye?
It's probably at the bottom of a well somewhere.

>>4874091
WE ARE LOSING FOCUS HERE DAMMIT.

THIS ISN'T ABOUT KILLING A WHOLE PANTHEON.

WE WANTED TO START OUR OWN KINGDOM AND RULE?

WE DO THAT FIRST.

FOCUS, MAN.

FOCUS.

>>4874149
Let's say? That's not very certain. God damn.

>>4874149
Oh. SHIT. We didn't get drunk yet!
Also, say Hi to Cultist. Ask her for healing.

>>4874065
ITSINTHEMOTHERFUCKINGBACKOFOURHEADOHGODGETITOUTGETITOUT

>>4874149

Thank Rary. OH FUCK WE NEED TO FEED THE BABY SPIDERS

I believe our first objective should be to defeat Heracles. Now, I don't think we can beat him in a contest of strength. Especially not if he's like Berserker from FSN. So we need a plan, as un-Beardbeard like as that sounds.

>>4874149
We'd best hurry back to check on those eggs. If that lady wants to talk to us, she'd better keep up.

Sell hydra armor, buy boots of levitation.

As Rary runs out the door, the bartender yells something about him not paying his bill.

Some ork lady starts yelling at you about sex and babies and impregnation and something something. Her accent is a pain to decipher.

>>4874195
Tell her you used protection.

>>4874173
What can defeat sheet might?

>>4874155
>FOCUS

This is what we must do.

Focus.

This is the only way we will achieve victory. We must have one mind.. one purpose.. one will. Till now we merely acted on random impulse. We get distracted from our path before it starts every time. We've been lucky to accomplish anything.

This time, we can't stop.

What do we REALLY want? Think long. Think hard. Once we have the answer we pursue it till the bitter end. Ignore all else. Let nothing stand in our way.

No more distra

Oh a penny!

>>4874195
as I was saying, >>4874175
it'd be a good time to take a tip from Rary and leg it. If that lady wants to get laid, she'll have to catch up.

>>4874195
He has plenty money. What reason does he have for not paying the bill?

Well, crap. We forgot to ask anything about Heracles specifically. Now we don't know what his strengths and weaknesses are.

>>4874195
Punch the lady if she gets spittle in your ale.

>>4874195
oh, THIIIIIIIS is what Aldwin's going to try to kill us for.

...

shit.

>>4874195
Tell her you have no idea what she's talking about

>>4874232
The baby was retconned to be Aldwin's after we took it a bit too seriously.

>>4874149

Dunno about sheets, but...

Berserker's problem was that his brain was like a damn locomotive. STAY OFF THE FUCKING TRACK, or you'll be here and there and all over in next tuesday.

However, Berserker was fairly feebleminded. that, and he didn't care about pain, so using an enviro hazard (like lava. Again) might work.

>>4874212
>What can defeat sheet might?
Sheer will. Hercules might win. We WILL win.

>What can defeat sheet might?

We will use blanket power!

>>4874222
He doesn't want to.

>>4874221
You run for it. You have some baby spiders to feed, and Presley better be there already or there will be problems.

>>4874215
And when we get what we want, then what? We'll have nothing left to do.

>>4874232
We could have asked Rary what Nemelex was so upset about.

There's another opportunity missed.

>>4874215
We want what all dorf's want. To be drunk forever.

To be drunk forever we must live forever. Hence, godhood. To be drunk during that time, we need a kingdom large enough to produce enough booze in a sufficent steady quantity to keep us drunk, and still support itself with food and defense so our eternal drunkness will never be interupted.

We become a god, maybe take several gods out and take their gigs. Conquor kingdom(s). Have temples where offerings of booze can be delivered. Become drunk forever.

Tall mountain is taaaaall. You make it up to the entrance to your cave, only to find...

>>4874285

NOTHING.

>>4874285
Oh god the suspense is killing me!

>>4874285
...out it is a wrong mountain.

>>4874285
WHAT!?!?!?!?!one1!eleven

>>4874285
You better not fucking PAUSE SCREEN us.

...Spider riders!

>>4874322
They got huge really fast within minutes of birth. Elf blood is a miracle growth serum for spiders?

>>4874322
d'awwwwwwww

>>4874322
Ride them to buzzardloved.

Somehow this worries me.

Status report on Presley and the kobolds. Were the elves enough to feed the baby spiders?

MY GOD THEY ARE SPIDERS WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE? THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE JESUS CHRIST.

>>4874322
Ohyeah. Give Driblis his new sword before we forget.

>>4874350
We gave that to Rary, remember?

>>4874356
No, we turned down his offer.

>>4874356
No we didn't, we didn't get sent back in time. We paid our gold for the info.

>>4874362
>>4874364
Oh, ok. Nevermind then, give him the sword.

>>4874345
I wish I had an appropriate image to respond to this, but unfortunately I can't find it at the moment.

>>4874333
>>4874342
HAHAHA NO.

Turns out the elves were not nearly enough food for the spiders. Fortunately, Presley was there to hide the kobolds in shadows, so the spiders reverted to their normal strategy upon being born: Cannibalism. There are now 72 Giant Cave Spiders remaining, which is more than twice as many spiders as their are kobolds. Plenty of mounts for everyone, Driblis is happy to report. He seems mostly glad that he is not dead.

>>4874369
Try this one.

>>4874322
Wait a moment. Why does Beardbeard still have his shadow leg? Didn't we trade it in for a wooden leg's reflection?

>>4874350
Driblis gladly accepts your gift. The sword shines brightly in his hands, as if it were made for him.

He promises not to cut any good guys with it.

>>4874387
>He promises not to cut any good guys with it.

That...might be a problem.

>>4874387
Oh shit, Driblis is the hero of time.

Lets take our kobold-spider cavalry and put it to some use!

>>4874387
Why are all of Beardbeard's accomplishes neither evil or chaotic?

Go to buzzardloved.

>>4874387

'Good' here meaning 'dude who treated me like I was more than walking experiance'.

>>4874436
Well in that case onward to Buzzardloved!

Spider babies are most likely still hungry, we should find something for them the eat so they can grow big and strong.

>>4874404
Your army in place, you decide to march upon Buzzardloved! It will be reclaimed!

It is now evening. It is unfortunate Sunson will not see your victory, but your shadowstuff will not be destroyed by daylight. Onward!

>>4874462
FFFFF forgot to save adding the shadowstuff.

First off, go to the magic shop and find something with levitation.

...Wait a second, that large dark mass in the distance is looking pretty ominous.

>>4874483
This doesn't look good. Proceed with a bit more cation. But just a bit.

>>4874483
Uh... Sin?

>>4874483
Tell Presely to prepare some defense.

>>4874501

Spider shadow armor!

>>4874483
Is that Garelf? Is it time for a showdown already?

>>4874464
Tell Presley to create a Shadow Army the whole time we're marching. We don't really care what of.
They can be gnomes for all we care. As long as they march and fight when told to.
Their main purpose will be cannon fodder.

Have we seen Driblis's capability card yet?

Well, I'm sure whatever it is isn't going to get in the way of invading Buzzardloved.

>>4874519
I love his fucking throne and harem and goddamnit garrelf you sexy bastard

>>4874519

Man, we taught Garrelf to be such a badass...

>>4874519
WHAT ABOUT THE GODDAMN BURIAL?!

YOU PROMISED US BURIAL!

>>4874519
Ignore it, we have more important things to do.

>>4874519
There is nothing that is not awesome about this picture.

>>4874519
Oh man, I don't know who I should root for.

>>4874519

FUCK.

>>4874534
I really really don't think it's possible to ignore him.

huh. umbrellas.

we should've thought of that.

"Sup?"

>>4874519
We should go for Garrelf and ignore his army as much as possible. Maybe tell Driblis and Presley to distract the queen. Once we take down Garrelf I suspect his shadow army will vanish (or at least will be a bit confused as to what to do)

Light a torch.

>>4874556
Actually, just light yourself on fire.

Ask Garrelf how things are going. Beardbeard likely still thinks we're friends with him.

>>4874551

Presley should armor up our legion, and Driblis should snickersnack some fucking shadows.

FUCK YES ANTIEVIL BLADE

>>4874564

We put Garrelf as an enemy when we learned he helped destroy Sunbeard

>>4874501
>>4874509
Presley gets to work on manning up the spiders with some shadow armor.

>>4874529
What did I promise to bury? I recall no such promise. The only promise I can recall offhand concerning dorf quest involves girls in their underwear that I swear I will get around to one of these days. REMIND ME WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE ON ABOUT.

>>4874547
Everyone. This.
our only hope is to challenge Garrelf to a duel of sheer force of awesome.

wait, that's terrible. he's much awesomer. hit him with an axe when he's not looking.

>>4874579
A funeral that involves a certain dead naga getting resurrected in the middle of it.

>>4874579
WE WANTED TO SEE THE ANTICS AT JEEVES BURIAL/RESURRECTION.

/CRUISE CONTROL

>>4874579
>What did I promise to bury? I recall no such promise. The only promise I can recall offhand concerning dorf quest involves girls in their underwear that I swear I will get around to one of these days. REMIND ME WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE ON ABOUT.

One of Garrelf's servants died. Genie/Satan arranged for his resurrection. YOU PROMISED THAT HE WOULD BE RESURRECTED IN AN INAPPROPRIATE TIME RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A BURIAL, WITH MUCH OF HILARITY AND BRICK-SHITTING.

>>4874579
Garelf killed that one naga on accident when the Illithid ate him, we wanted the humourous funeral where you bring him back right in the middle of it.

Throw oven door.

>>4874588
>>4874589
>>4874592
>>4874600
Ah, sorry. The first time burial was mentioned earlier in this thread, I went back and scoured last week's Dorf Quest and found nothing. THIS EXPLAINS WHY - it was two weeks ago. WELL, IT WILL START OUR EXTRA HAPPY FUN DOODLE TIME THEN.


>>4874547
"'Sup, Garrelf?"

>>4874666
SATAN!

>>4874666
Hey Satan! Want to make some Spider and Octopus Barrage?

Get off your giant spider and light yourself on fire. The armor should protect you enough.

"Hey, let's go pillage the Mountainhomes. It'll be just like old times."

Gnome you are such a magnificent bastard. What we have here is two opposing armies, with several awesome and sympathetic characters on both side - about to fight to death.

I wish I could hate you for this, but I can't.

Ask Garrelf to join in invading Buzzardloved. We can stab him in the back later.

>>4874704

Beardbeard does not backstab friends.

...Unless he's completely shitfaced.

>>4874715

Not a friend. Killed sunbeard.

>>4874715
Well then too bad for Garrelf he's not FRIENDS WITH HIM ANYMORE! For fuck's sake people, Beardbeard is not THAT stupid! He has Garrelf on his hit list for a reason. He and his slut of a wife were going to abandon him in the shadow realm and Garrelf aided in killing the original Sunbeard. The bastard is going down! (and he will, because Beardbeard is still stronger than him)

"Sorry Beardbeard, I'm not here for pleasantries."

"Well what are you here for?"

"...You ripped off my arm and beat my wife half to death. I am here to repay the favor tenfold."

"...Your wife looks fine to me, and you have a new arm. What seems to be the problem?"

"Not everyone is like you Beardbeard. Not everyone can just walk away from something like that, and forget about it the next day. I am here for revenge, and I will have it."

"...You sure you don't want to invade Buzzardloved with me? I have spiders, it'll be just like old times."

"...Yes Beardbeard, I am sure I don't want to invade Buzzardloved with you."

*PAUSE*

>>4874740
>*PAUSE*

WHY!?

>>4874740
Did Garrelf go nuts or something?

>>4874740

Well, for when the combat does come, since Presley is a bard, he can probably muster a spell of light (based off D&D at least), so we can use that to take out a lot of those shadow beasts.

>>4874758

I have to agree with Gnome there. A battle of such epicness deserves its own session.

>>4874740

FUCK, IT'S LIKE BATMAN VERSUS SUPERMAN

EXCEPT THERE'LL BE SHITTONS MORE COLLATORAL DAMAGE.

>>4874763

In DorfQuest the sanity of the PCs is questionable, to say the least.

What happened to Xom's arm after it got deforested?

>>4874740
Remember those times back in >>3481394? We could go back to them. You know how drunken-insane-berserker stances are, i couldn't help it. Cmon, lets put this silly feud behind us for old times sake, or at least till buzzardloved is leveled.

>>4874758
Because it is 4am, and this next fight WILL take all night to orchestrate. I am not going to cut it short.

NEXT TIME, ON DORF QUEST:
You will give commands to Beardbeard with BB, and to Garrelf with GE. For example:

BB: Use Deforestation!
GE: Laugh because you have seen that move like twenty times, and you know how to dodge it. Then proceed to almost dodge it but not quite because you were too busy laughing.

It is also important to mention that, due to next week's work schedule, you won't be waiting too long. This next Dorf Quest will be on Tuesday night, at 11pm Board time. Meaning it will be 4 days earlier than normal!

>But Gnome, doesn't that mean that the next one will just be 4 days farther away than normal?
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.

This is a Bro-fight, I think. Sorta like how if one bro wrongs another bro, the second bro gets to punch the first bro. Or, they just fight and get it all outta their system. Then they can go booze it up after all the bad blood is gone.

If both parties are still alive after the fight, we should offer to go drinkin' with him.

>>4874807

Ya know, i suddenly stopped caring how this turns out. I just want beard and garelf to share 1 last drink.

>>4874814
OH FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOOD NEWS!

>>4874814

...And to your right, you can see Gnome proving that he is the best tripfag on 4chan.

>>4874822
This would work, but Arialla is a women, so she won't let it go.

Fuck! I cant believe i missed it! WE SHOULD HAVE ASKED RARY TO JOIN US FUUUUUCCCK!

>>4874888
He wouldn't have joined us, he requires money for everything.

>>4874845
Yeah... More's the shame. Maybe they'd be able to have one last drink, then go separate ways and leave each other alone.

Though... the epic events seem to make epic characters cross paths easily.

I have the feeling this won't be over until either Beardbeard or Garrelf is dead.

AND I CAN'T DECIDE WHICH ONE I'D LIKE TO DIE!

>>4874916
If Garrelf dies, we can just resurrect him.

>>4874900
I bet he would have accepted for the master sword or free food...

Garelf is just being a bitch. Remember when we killed him with a long, agonizing death by ripping out his liver and he didn't even complain? What happened? We need to remind him of his place.

>>4874932

He even got to become a badass shadow-fae because we killed him.

>>4874916
They should fight and mortally wound each other. Then they go and drink until both of them die.

>>4874666
And now... *ahem.*

"We are here today to commemorate the passing of the proud Naga warrior, Adias."

>>4874963
"He suffered a fatal blow, holding back the shadow creature's surprise assault on the city. He will not be forgo- what is that blasted sound?"

>>4874963
>Adias.

Wait he has a name?

>>4874982

>>4874994
Yes. His name is Jeeves.

>>4875010
Whatever. You will always be Jeeves for me.

>>4875010
YOUR NAME IS JEEVES.

Moradin dammit Garrelf

>>4875030

If we have on out Dragon Armor, which is fireproof, we can just light ourselves on fire. That protects us from Garelf's shadows.
We have negated the threat of Garelf.

What an ungrateful jerk.

First we make him full of awesome. Then we teach him how to BE awesome. Then when he over awesome's himself and gets sent back to shadow land, we go there and get him back to the real world.

What a douche.

>>4875051

Hahahaha!

Poor Jeeves. His naga friend, whatever her name was, also probably doesn't like this.

>>4875058
Well, technically, we were only indirectly responsible for getting him out of the shadow realm, the queen was more directly responsible.

How did the squids get so many umbrellas?

Also what the hell does rary spend his coin on?

>>4875058
Because his wife threatened to kill us if we don't.

And then she abandoned us in the Shadow Realm.

>>4875080
... Isn't there a GOD who you can sacrifice money and magic items to for spells?

>>4875077
We got him new.. wrist thingies!

He'd never have left if we didn't give up all that damn gold.

>>4875067
"Alright, continue the ceremony."

"But... but sir! Adias is still ali-"

"CONTINUE. THE. CEREMONY. And his name is Jeeves."

"...Yes sir. We are here today to commemorate the death of the proud naga warrior... Jeeves..."

>>4875067
>>4875051
>>4875030
>>4875010
>>4874982
>>4874963

>>4875085
And then she payed for that.

>>4875058

"We made you what you are! Without us, you would not be a king, you would be a meager Elf whose only distinction was having a beard!

...And now... You don't even have that anymore."

>>4875110

I propose killing Garrelf and resurrect him as a pixie again (or as a more humilliating creature) as punismhment.

>>4875137
...I approve.

Picture related.

>>4875137
Thirded.

>>875137

Just make him a hamster.

>>4875154
"Awww, you would be so cute!"

"There is no fucking way."

>>4875233
His penis would be really small too, Arialla.

>>4875233
TOO LATE.

YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THE FIGHT, BUT YOU DECIDED TO BE AN ASS.

We're commin' for ya.

I think we should summon Beardbeard's counterpart from an alternate reality: famous human ranger Sir Mustach O'Sideburn!

>>4875253
The picture I posted wasn't of a male.

>>4875233

I have a request, when you are doing the girls in underwear set sort of thing, make sure you have one of Xanatos.

>>4875265

Vaginal Spelunking.

That is all.

>>4875271

Also I drew my own version because I thought it would be funny.

>>4875271
Of all the random people in Dorf Quest, I want to know how the hell Xanatos got a fan interested in seeing her naked. Ah well, with this picture I am sure that number has just increased.

>>4875334

That is awesome, thank you.

>>4875334
She's a girl, that's enough reason for most of us.

>>4875350
But no one wants any of Poseidon, and she's a girl.

Lolth in underwear, for the lulz. It'd be more than she usually wears. Either that or wondering just what the heck they are.

>>4875355

Seconded

>>4875355

How about Presley asking her to put them on for decency's sake, with her being horribly confused.

>>4875355
>>4875369
Oh you people.

>>4875387
Slight fixes. Spider backsides should be easy to draw - they're just a big egg shaped thing - but they always seem to turn out looking weird.

>>4875387
Oh, Gnome, you are just too awesome for words.

>>4875387

Haha, oh man that's awesome. I suppose while we are on the subject you could do pregnant Cultist and Mah-mee together or the ashes of the British vampire with underwear sitting on top

SHORT UNDERWEAR INTERRUPTION.

>>4875416

Aw, she got her pet spider.

Out of curiosity, what kind of horrible psychological torture does Garrelf put Krann through on a day-to-day basis?

>>4875430
The whole thing with Jeeves was nothing but yet another devious plan to break her mind.

>>4875401
Well only her upper half was ever dissolved.

The awkward pools with dots in them are supposed to be dust piles, but my tablet doesn't want to detect light taps. My apologies for the super thick dust grains.

SUGGESTING THESE ONE AT A TIME IS A MUCH LESS DAUNTING TASK TO DRAW.

>>4875440

So did Garrelf force all of the naga to bury one of their own alive for his amusement? Man, Garrelf is an evil badass.

>>4875450
DRAWSLAVE.

Beardbeard as a lingerie model.

>>4875450
I'd spread out those ashes, if you know what I mean.

>>4875401
I did Cultist already; she was the first one I did. Well, in response to the suggestion - Kav was the first underwear girl. Repostan.

>>4875450

I think we need to eventually get all of the underwear pictures put together somewhere/how starting with the main cast and moving down to these.

>>4875485
Well then, adding that section to the 1d4chan article on Dorf Quest.

>>4875543
This came out of nowhere.

>>4875543

Hmm, I think I've run out of obscure females for now, but this is hilarious. How about a little Coco-Furious George UndeadOTP?

Xom in underwear.

FHOR KAY-OSS!

>>4875543

And now I am going to go take a nap. For your underwear and fancy suit needs: http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Dorf_Quest#Underwear.2FDapper_Gallery

>>4875686

Thanks Gnome!

>>4875686
If Xom doesn't find that hilarious, I sure do.