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    129 KB /tg/ playing King of Dragon Pass, part V: Failquest Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:29 No.4887317  
    Things are looking grim for our quester. We're running out of options here.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:31 No.4887325
    Two. Intimidate him I guess.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:31 No.4887331
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:32 No.4887333
    I always have trouble with this part. Try everything but 1 and 3, and if they all fail, then 1.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:32 No.4887336
    Quick save, just to be sure.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:33 No.4887340
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    Oh my God! You killed Yorsar, you assholes!
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:34 No.4887345
    Hey! HEY!

    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:35 No.4887357
    Load your quick save.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:35 No.4887360
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    And then some random warrior dude asks if he could hang out here for a bit. What do you think?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:35 No.4887362
    "Hey, let's threaten the leader of the HURT EVERYTHING Tribe!"
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:36 No.4887366
    We shall name him Replacement Yorsar!
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:36 No.4887367
    No quick saves. Live with your decision.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:36 No.4887368
    Never hurts to have another sword around.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:36 No.4887369

    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:37 No.4887371
    Replacement for Vorsar?

    Better then appearing a pussy to them.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:37 No.4887372



    #2. He's a good man, but don't show him too much favour.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:37 No.4887375

    Clans that want to be tribes should be generous.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:38 No.4887377
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    >Let him join. Call him Replacement Yorsar.
    I fully support this idea, because it is awesome. Alright, he's in.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:40 No.4887393
    I want to be Loricon when I grow up
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:41 No.4887396
    You can quicksave?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:42 No.4887404
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    Endal finds a magic wind and improves further. he is now probably our greatest ring member. Also, Yorsar McAwesome was replaced by a boring woman.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:43 No.4887405
    Why, it's easy if you try!
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:43 No.4887412
    Man, I would bang Ferena so hard the entire tula would hear.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:43 No.4887415
    He means making a save between every choice you make. So saving before a Heroquest and reloading if you fuck it up.

    What're Endel's stats like now?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:45 No.4887422
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    And that ends a tragic year. Yorsar will be missed, especially by his battle brother Orlgard.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:47 No.4887439
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    I will show Endal's stats after this brief interlude.

    Do we really want to purchase Eurmal's Balls? Sounds kinda suspicious to me.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:49 No.4887446
    3 exchange

    A bone for balls
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:49 No.4887455
    You've got Loricon, so that means much more magic for you. What does the Godbone do, though?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:49 No.4887456
    We may as well make some use of having Loricon on the ring.

    Besides, he'd love to get his hands on Eurmal's balls.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:50 No.4887462
    Nothing. It was a useless item we got from looting the party of adventurers we killed in cold blood.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:51 No.4887467
    Good night sweet Batman.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:51 No.4887470
    They were beastmen. They had it coming.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:52 No.4887481
    I dunno. I once got lost on a heroquest and found a god forging a bronze bone. I suspect it might be useful.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:53 No.4887486
    How do open a .mdf file, anyway?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:54 No.4887492
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    >Trade bone for balls
    Apparently, the Balls of Eurmal are too potent to trade away. Take that any way you want.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:54 No.4887494
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:55 No.4887498
    It's a CD image file. You need a program like Daemon Tools Lite to create a virtual DVD drive, then you mount the mdf file on it and run it like a regular CD.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:55 No.4887502

    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:56 No.4887505

    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:56 No.4887513
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    If Yorsar was Batman, Endal is Superman! Seriously, it's ridiculous how good he is! Still a bit of a hippie, though.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)10:57 No.4887517
    Something like PowerISO will also do it, and it's free.

    I think Nero might also be able to do it, but don't quote me on that.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:00 No.4887530
    In the OP heroquest you should always ignore Vadrus, he's a superfluous part of the legend anyway.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:01 No.4887537
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    Loricon has done it again! This time he's desecrated one of our temples with a homemade effigy to Eurmal. What should we do about it?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:03 No.4887543
    Put it in another clan
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:04 No.4887544

    Pick 5 !

    Spread the Loricon love!
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:04 No.4887545

    Eurmal deserves his own place of worship too. He did solve that troll problem we had.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:04 No.4887548
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:04 No.4887551

    IT HAS A STICK DICK. Oh, Loricon, you card.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:05 No.4887555
    5 most definitely.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:06 No.4887557
    wipe that shit eating grin off his face
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:06 No.4887562

    You don't hurt the /b/tards do you?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:07 No.4887565

    I did the same in a similar situation, and I got magic from Eurmal.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:07 No.4887568
    I'm torn between having a temple to Eurmal or beating Loricon.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:08 No.4887570
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    Orlgard was found out. In hindsight, it was probably not the smartest idea to have the Trollslayer perform a mission related to the God of Trolls.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:08 No.4887578

    Why to the Greenwings *Facepalm* throw it into some allies camp and watch the chaos ensue!
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:16 No.4887617
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    Accidentally posted in the old thread.

    Anyway, some priestesses of Uralda want to perform a ritual to ward away the evils of the chaos goddess malia. Any suggestions?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:17 No.4887622
    5, the easy route
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:17 No.4887624
    Do you want disease rotting your crops and killing your dudes? Fuck no. Give the woman what she wants.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:18 No.4887630
    Loricon being serious scares the shit out of me.

    He is our customs expert though. Let's get this sacrifice going.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:18 No.4887634
    This guy is right. Your priestess may well come back improved. Or dead, but what's anything without a little risk?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:19 No.4887636
    Magic. You have seven. You won't need seven.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:20 No.4887643
    I say 5, easiest way not to get buttfucked
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:20 No.4887646
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    God-talker of Uralda sent.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:23 No.4887663
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    The Fire Quartz clan wants us to tell them a story. Do we agree?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:25 No.4887667

    Make up some bullshit story
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:25 No.4887672

    Best be honest with them and offer them something else.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:26 No.4887675
    That is Loricon's suggestion as a matter of fact. Apparently, he's prepared a story called "Eurmal in the Cow Barn". Considering there exists an artifact called Eurmal's Balls, I'm not sure what to think.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:26 No.4887676
    But we owe them and that could get their champion killed. You would dishonour the clan!
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:27 No.4887677

    Part of me wants to know.. another part doesn't.. Ever.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:29 No.4887687
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:33 No.4887707
    Is OP gone?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:33 No.4887708
    Don't make up shit about the gods. They'll fucking curse you.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:34 No.4887717
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    They thanked us for the story and went away.

    A trader arrives, telling a sto-FEDARKOS! HIS NAME IS FEDARKOS! Could it be that he escaped the jaws of death and resurrected himself through sheer awesomeness? I'd like to think so.

    Anyway, what do we do about the women with the rods?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:36 No.4887728
    4 send a scout party, could be nothing
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:36 No.4887729
    >Anyway, what do we do about the women with the rods?
    >women with the rods
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:37 No.4887734
    Really? You obviously don't know how this game works then.

    Send a scouting party, and see if you can decide how many men to send.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:37 No.4887735
    I'm rapidshitting this today

    I better not be disappoint, /tg/
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:37 No.4887738
    Scout party.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:40 No.4887749
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    We sent a scouting party. The game asked if we wanted to send Endal. Naturally, I agreed, since Endal is awesome and worships the correct god for stuff like this.

    And look who's back! How do we get rid of them for good?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:41 No.4887753
    2 Use Loricon, that fucker got the time to build stick figures, now he can do something for being in the ring.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:41 No.4887757
    Send in Loricon.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:43 No.4887763
    Trickster magic, send them to eat some gnarly spear surfing dudes
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:43 No.4887765
    2, its about time that fucker did something useful
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:44 No.4887767
    Just block the entrance and let them rot inside
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:44 No.4887769
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    I think this is the most useful Loricon's been in quite a while.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:45 No.4887773

    Loricon fuck yeah!
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:46 No.4887776
    Fucking awesome. Loricon ftw.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:47 No.4887780
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    And then Endal was a zombie. Seriously, fuck this year! Apparently he's turned undead, and has attacked the village. He's also mumbling some verse from Oskul's Saga, if that's any help.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:49 No.4887788
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    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:50 No.4887794

    5 Because hey.. can't get any worse right?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:50 No.4887795
    Orlanthi are faggots, they prefer cats to dogs.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:50 No.4887797
    Legal action, the world of the dead is filled with horrid burocracy, you can't imagine what is having to go to court there.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:51 No.4887802
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    Those crafty undead... Any other ideas?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:54 No.4887817
    Sacrifice. The gods will, uh, be pleased for some rotting carcasses
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:55 No.4887823
    Drive them off.

    I am 12% positive it won't come back to bite us in the ass.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:56 No.4887827
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:57 No.4887843
    No, I'm not. I think Loricon would lie and give better odds.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:57 No.4887845
    Drive them off.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:58 No.4887847
    Sacrifice to Humakt to make sure your doods make it to the halls of the dead safely (and don't come back)
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:59 No.4887848
    Find out what they're mumbling!
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)11:59 No.4887852
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    We kill them and sacrifice to Humakt. It loses us a few magic points and men, but at least Humakt is pleased.

    After that, Endal was replaced by a spunky little worshiper of Chalana Arroy and our friends the rodents returned. Seems Loricon's solution was anything but permanent.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)12:00 No.4887858
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    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)12:01 No.4887872
    You're starting to get too many women on the ring.

    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)12:03 No.4887887
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    Trickster magic it is. As we send the rodents off to the Greenwing lands again, the Greenwing army arrives, looking for a fight. Lukily, our temple to Humakt provides the Truesword blessing, making our weaponthanes twice as effective.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)12:03 No.4887891
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)12:04 No.4887892
    5. What's the problem? Just let's not get near that cave and ignore them.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)12:04 No.4887896
    A 4/3 balance either way is fine.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)12:07 No.4887913
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    And here comes another hero moment. Which option suits you best?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)12:07 No.4887914
    After this, go exploring. Find some treasure. I found a nice horn that scares horses. Makes the horsespawn incredibly easy to deal with.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)12:08 No.4887922
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)12:09 No.4887934

    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)12:10 No.4887939
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)12:10 No.4887940
    Fireball his ass.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)12:11 No.4887944
    Listen to this man. Exploring nets treasure. Or dead nobles, but you can always make more.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)12:12 No.4887954
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    >One on one
    Looks like we have a blood feud on our hands.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)12:13 No.4887960
    Fucking sissy. Couldn't die like a man. Should've fireballed his ass.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)12:14 No.4887965
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    Our first loss in battle. Those mercenaries the Greenwings hired must kick ass. At least we killed them good.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)12:14 No.4887967
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    And that, my friends, marks the end of a tragic year. Our two greatest nobles dead, our homes burnt and our first real loss in a raid. The people of teegee weep, and so do I.

    I think it's time to end it for the day, since I'mn not sure how much more pain I can take.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)12:21 No.4888011
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)12:22 No.4888024
    I find the number of the year rather ominous. Was 1337 the past or the year ahead?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)12:23 No.4888029
    I wonder why the tribe is going to shit. Poor decisions or just bad luck?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)12:24 No.4888033
    The year ahead. Perhaps there is a chance to regain our glory.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)12:30 No.4888067
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)12:33 No.4888082
    ... on the other hand, perhaps it pays to be very careful around Loricon the coming year.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)12:48 No.4888187
    nah let loricon do his best it will either ruin you totally or make you the king
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)12:52 No.4888220
    How does one go about making a tribe in this game? I've gotten the favor from the 'Making The Storm Tribe' quest, but I don't see a 'create tribe' button anywhere.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)12:54 No.4888240
    post pics
    >> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)13:12 No.4888389
    You gotta wait for a blind old shaman to show up. You need a solid reputation as a clan first. The Heroquest you did just helps your endeavours to create a tribe.

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