Don't you mean "TAU-ABUNGA"

>>4899039
Don't you mean TAOABUNGA?

>>4899039
Lose the sword cuz tau think that close combat is yicky, and you got yourself a deal

>>4899790

Two of the Tau heroes are specced for close combat.

>>4899790
It could also be a bonding knife.

>>4899102
Well played, sir.

>>4899797
he doesn't look like a hero, he looks more like a fire warrior

>>4899803
i guess, but looks a bit too big for a bonding knife in my opinion

>>4899874
>but looks a bit too big for a bonding knife in my opinion
sounds like a jealous human

>>4899102
I Appreciate this

if we can get Scripty to rig up a hammerhead that shoots pogs with pizzas printed on them out of the railgun, best army ever.

Teenage xeno fire warriors
Teenage xeno fire warriors
Teenage xeno fire warriors
Heroes with pulse rifles
GREATER GOOD

They're the Tau's most fearsome fighting team (Shi'mont'ka!)
They're a real Hunter Cadre and they're green (For Tau'va!)
When humanity's Empire attacks
These greenskinned boys don't cut them no slack

Teenage xeno fire warriors
Teenage xeno fire warriors
Teenage xeno fire warriors
Heroes with pulse rifles
GREATER GOOD

O'Shovah taught them to work as a team (He's a farsighted guy!)
El'O'Nar'Do leads, Do'Nah'T'Llo does machines (Don't be Shi!)
R'pha'El is cool but crude (Gimme a Ka!)
Mak'El'N'Gi'lo is a party dude (Cowa'bungah!)

Teenage xeno fire warriors
Teenage xeno fire warriors
Teenage xeno fire warriors
Heroes with pulse rifles
GREATER GOOD

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>>4900670
FUKEN SAVED

One might argue that its not the fact that hes a tau with a sword, But that the TMNT with the red bandana never used a sword.

>>4900670

legendary

>>4900670
That is, by far, the single greatest thing i've seen all day. I love you.

>>4900520
DUN FIT

>>4900720
<nerdrant>Except that in the original comics they all wore red!</nerdrant>

>>4900670

I lol'ed

>>4900670

i....i think i actually like tau now...

>>4900670

Bumped for the Greater Good.

screen cap this please

ITT: newfags not realising /tg/ writes songs like this every day

>>4900670
holy shit that works almost to damn well!

uh oh, it's the FOOT CHAPTER SPACE MARINES

>>4901271
Shredder, where's my dreadnaught body?

>>4900670
>they're green
>greenskinned

But Tau are blue!

I still think this is needs to be screen capped\....

>>4901247
>every day

I'm not on that much but this is the first song I've seen on /tg/ on over a week or more.

Secondly, none of them were as good as this one, imo.

>>4901702

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a warp storm
No escape from depravity.

Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and seeeeee

I'm just a guardsman
I need no sympathy
Because it's easy come easy go
Aim up high, then lay low

Any way the winds blow
Doesn't really matter to meeeee

Fuklaw
Just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled the trigger now he's dead
Goodbye everybody
I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Fuklaw
Oooh
Didn't mean to piss you off
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

>>4902057

(Solo)

I see a little silhouette of a man
GENERAL STUBBS GENERAL STUBBS
DID YOU FIND ALL YOUR BANEBLADES
Thunderbolts and lightning
Very very frightening
HERESY!
I'm just a poor boy from a poor family
HE'S JUST COMPLAINING MUST BE HERESY
Easy come easy go
Will you let me go?
NO WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO
*BLAM*
THE EMPEROR
HAS A MEDAL SET ASIDE FOR ME
FOR ME
HERESY!

(solo)

Any way the wind blows
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters to meeeeee

Nothing really matters
But heresy.....

Any way the wind blows
*BLAM*

A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How a cultist used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those xenos dance
And, maybe, they’d be purged for a while.

But February made me shiver
With every bolt round I’d deliver.
Heresy on the doorstep;
I couldn’t take one more step.

I can’t remember if I wrrryed
When I read about his lolcron bride,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died.

So die die, from the flames in the sky.
Drove my raider to the crater,
But the crater was dry.
And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Did you write the litanies of hate,
And do you live in the EMPRAHS faith,
If the Codex tells you so?
Do you believe in rock ’n roll,
Can crack cocaine save your heretic soul,
And can you teach me how to wrrrry real slow?

>>4898994
Looks like an Ork auxiliary. Wonder how they caught it.

>>4902069

Well, I know that you’re in love with him
`cause I saw you dancin’ in the gym.
You both kicked off your boots.
Man, I dig those rhythmic blues.

I was a lonely teenaged scout marine
With a camo cloak colored brown and green
My traits were see but don't be seen
The day the music died.

I started singin’,
"die die, from the flames in the sky."
Drove my raider to the crater,
But the crater was dry.
And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."
Now since M.40 we’ve been on our own
And heresy grows fat on a rollin’ stone,
But that’s not how it used to be.
When the harlequin sang with the noise marine,
In a coat he borrowed from james dean
And a voice that came from you and me,

Oh, and while the tzeentch was looking down,
A loota boy stole his JUST AS PLANNED crown.
The classroom was adjourned;
No grade report was returned.
And while Kharn raged about METAL BOX,
Macha tried to get some in the park,
And we rolled sixes in the dark
The day the music died.

>>4902077

We were singing,
"die die, from the flames in the sky."
Drove my raider to the crater,
But the crater was dry.
And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Helter skelter in a summer swelter.
The birds flew off with a fallout shelter,
Eight miles high and falling fast.
Nurgle-tan let loose a cloud of gas.
Macha still couldn't get some ass,
With old failbaddon in a cast.

Now cultist-chan wore cheap perfume
While doomrider played a slaaneshi tune.
We all got up to dance,
Oh, but we never got the chance!
`cause angry marine tried to take the field;
The emperors children refused to yield.
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the music died?

We started singing,
"die die, from the flames in the sky."
Drove my raider to the crater,
But the crater was dry.
Them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry
And singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

>>4902083

Oh, and there we were all in one place,
GRIM DARK and lost in space
With no time left to start again.
So come on: jack be nimble, jack be quick!
Candle jack sat on a can-
Cause fire is the devil’s only friend.

Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage.
No angel born in hell
Could break that satan’s spell.
And as I purged her in the night
To show her the emperors shining light,
I saw eldrad laughing with delight
The day the music died

He was singing,
"die die, from the flames in the sky."
Drove my raider to the crater,
But the crater was dry.
Them goold old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry
And singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

I met a farseer who's love did bloom
And I asked her for some happy news,
But she just smiled and turned away.
I went down to the wargear store
Where I’d heard the music years before,
But the techpriests said the music wouldn’t play.

>>4902087

Hand een thee stweets: thee childwen scweamed,
Thee lovers cwied, and thee poeets dweamed.
But not a hword hwas spoken;
Thee chyurch bells all were broken.
Hand thee thwee men Ay hadmire most:
Thee father, son, hand thee holy ghost,
They captyoored thee lhast train fooor thee coast
Thee day thee myoosick died.

And they were singing,
"die die, from the flames in the sky."
Drove my raider to the crater,
But the crater was dry.
And them goold old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

They were singing,
"die die, from the flames in the sky."
Drove my raider to the crater,
But the crater was dry.
Them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die."

>>4901702

You stand corrected.

>this thread

OH MY CHRIST

you know what needs to be done

you know what REALLY needs to be done

SHREDDER AS FARSIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS

IS THERE NO ONE WHO WILL DRAW FOR THE GREATER GOOD

>>4902151
Oh fuck yes!

Archive the shit out of this thread.

Epic thread is epic

>>4902151

Awesome super sinister film Shredder

Or cliche I'LL GET THOSE TURTLES NEXT TIME! cartoon version?

Holy Christ

STICKY THIS SHIT, NOW

>>4902345

Archived.

I have not been able to use this picture in SO LONG, but you have earned it, /tg/!

>>4902366

EASTMAN AND LAIRD GRIMDARK VERSION

>>4900670

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You know what else we need?

1) Sororitas in yellow jumpsuit and camera with flamer attachment.

2) ORK CASEY JONEZ

3) Nid Baxter Stockman

4) ORK CASEY JONEZ, FOR GOD'S SAKE

Stop right there young man
Listen like you should
We're gonna tell you
About the Greater Good
There's so much that we share
And you should be aware
It's a small 'verse after all!

It's a small 'verse after all!
It's a small 'verse after all!
It's a small 'verse after all!
It's a small, small verse!

There is just one Good
Greater than the rest
And it smiles on T'au
It's the very best!
Though the warp may divide
And the vacuum is wide
It's a small 'verse after all!

It's a small 'verse after all!
It's a small 'verse after all!
It's a small 'verse after all!
Can't warp jump worth shit!

>>4902801

poasting in an epic thread