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    150 KB Dorf Quest LVII: Drinking Buddies Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/17/09(Wed)01:52 No.4905900  
    "You couldn't just die, could you?! You don't even care. You don't even think I'm a threat! But I'll show you! I'll prove to you that I'm your WORST NIGHTMARE."

    Previous thread: >>4904119

    Also Garrelf removed his gauntlets a long time ago.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)01:53 No.4905927
    BB & GE: Go all out.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)01:53 No.4905931
    BB and GE: Flashback to all the good times together!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)01:53 No.4905932
    >>4905900
    BBGE: Tentacle rape Beardbeard in the eye socket.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/17/09(Wed)01:54 No.4905947
    >>4905900

    BB: Ask Garrelf "Hey, did you ever wonder how I killed your god?"

    Then show him.

    GE: "Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows..."
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)01:54 No.4905948
    >>4905900
    BB: "The same old tactics, eh? Well, unfortunately for you, I have learned a few new tricks in my spare time."

    TIMBERZERKER his ass!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)01:55 No.4905951
    >>4905931
    >>4905927
    >>4905937

    Go all out while flashbacks play and touching, sad music plays.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)01:55 No.4905957
    >>4905900
    GE: Assume final form: GIANT SHADOW CARP.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)01:56 No.4905966
    rolled 16 = 16

    DOORS WIELDED BY BEARDBEARD HAVE AN ELF SLAYING BONUS
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)01:56 No.4905970
    >"Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows..."

    NONONONONO
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/17/09(Wed)01:57 No.4905975
    >>4905948

    Nah, his liver. For old time's sake.

    If you want BB to go that route, tell Garrelf that his worst nightmares involve Musclebeard in frilly lingerie. While Garrelf reels from the mental image, take full advantage of the surprise round.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)01:57 No.4905976
    I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A PANSY LITTLE ELF AND I RIPPED OUT YOUR LIVER ON A WHIM.

    THEN I RESURRECTED YOU. AND YOU WERE A FAIRY. WE HAD TO CHANGE YOU.

    DEEP DOWN I KNOW YOU'RE JUST A FAIRY IN SHADOW CLOTHING AND I'M GOING TO KEEP ON BASHING YOU UNTIL THAT CRYING PUSSY OF A FAIRY GETS KICKED THE FUCK OUT SO I CAN STEP ON IT AND LAUGH AT HOW YOU WERE ALWAYS A SIDESHOW.

    ALWAYS.

    I'VE KILLED GODS, YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)01:57 No.4905979
    BB: Loot everything! You got Garrelf's shadar-kai powers for him, you can take them back!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)01:57 No.4905980
    Why is Garrelf so mad anyway? Because he smacked his girlfriend around? She could afford to get healed, shit.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/17/09(Wed)01:57 No.4905983
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    >>4905927
    This is it. No mercy. TIMBERSERKER!
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)01:58 No.4905992
    >>4905980
    She was hit with a plot weapon, which resulted in permanent voice damage.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:00 No.4906009
    >>4905900

    BB: Laddie, I don't feel ye quite unnerstand somethin'. Ye be an elf o'great power. But I? I'm Beardbeard, Godslayer. Satan was me drinkin' buddy, an' I braved the shadow realm for me mate a long time ago. I do what I want because I can. An' I don't want ye' to exist nae more.

    "Garrelf... I thank ye and damn ye in the same breath- and tha's as much a dwarf can get towards confessin'love ta' another dwarven drinkin' buddy in a drinking pledge. Timberserker."
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)02:00 No.4906012
    >>4905983
    GE: Use worst nightmare.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:00 No.4906014
    rolled 18 = 18

    >>4905983
    GE: Evade the Timberserker and counter!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/17/09(Wed)02:02 No.4906034
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    >>4906014
    "Figures you'd charge straight for me."
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:02 No.4906037
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    "BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD"
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)02:03 No.4906044
    >>4906034
    BB: One breathe now!
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/17/09(Wed)02:03 No.4906046
    >>4905983
    GE: Absorb Beardbeard's shadow axes. Then drag him into shadowy darkness and attempt to use Shadow Tentacle Skill: Orifice Invasion with shadow-spikes.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:03 No.4906050
    BB: "You know what seperates us, Garrelf? It's not my rage. It's not my mercurial nature. It's Pride. You have none. Nothing you have, have you earned. Nothing that you are, do you deserve. I've fought, and strove, and bled, and sacrificed, and suffered to live my life, and my pride is proof. A blade honed keen against life's grindstone. You've no stake in this fight beyond your self-important feeling of injustice. Surrender, or know what it is to face the Just Pride of a Dwarf."
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:04 No.4906057
    >>4906034
    BB: Chop off that offending arm.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)02:04 No.4906063
    >>4906050
    He can't say all of that, he doesn't have enough blood left.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:04 No.4906067
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>4906044
    I don't think he can breath with a hole in his lung. Unless he fires it out of his chest like a UNIBEAM Iron Man style! ROLL TO DO THAT.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:05 No.4906068
    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:05 No.4906069
    BB: QUICK, ONE BREATH
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:05 No.4906070
    GE: "Shut up, you're annoying."
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:06 No.4906081
    >>4906034

    HEADBUTT THE FUCK OUT OF HIM
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:06 No.4906087
    Honestly, I don't think Beardbeard is the type to make all these big speeches that people are making, he's more of a grunt and crush your throat in a chaotic rage sort of guy.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:07 No.4906090
    >>4906067
    Beardbeard has a lot of toughness, I don't think an arm through the chest will slow him down...much...
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:07 No.4906092
    SHOW HIM YOUR PRIDE.

    IT BLINDED A FUCKING GOD.

    HE IS LESS THAN A GOD.
    HE IS LESS THAN A DORF.
    HE IS LESS THAN A KOBOLD.
    HE IS STILL JUST AN ELF.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)02:07 No.4906095
    Beardbeard's final breathe should be Xoms.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:07 No.4906098
    >>4906034

    BB: Axe-foot that arm off at the shoulder. GE's shown he doesn't want to have it any longer.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/17/09(Wed)02:07 No.4906100
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    >>4906044
    >>4906069
    "BEARD!"

    You grab his arm, to hold him in place, and launch a point blank gout of fire.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/17/09(Wed)02:08 No.4906101
    Pull self closer to Garrelf while impaled on shadow arm, give him a blood-stained grin, and ask him "Garrelf, did you ever wonder how I killed your god?"

    Then unleash our Axe, Ale, Beard and Pride on him from point-blank range.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:08 No.4906110
    >>4906095

    Oh god I just pictured Beardbeard vomiting out Xom slowly while Garrelf watches disgusted and Xom has a huge ass smile on his face.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)02:08 No.4906111
    >>4906100
    Hooray
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/17/09(Wed)02:09 No.4906119
    >>4906100

    GE: Try to get away as shadow arm dissolves.

    BB: Grab onto real arm and don't let him.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:09 No.4906123
    BB: ONE BREATH! BY THE POWER OF XOM!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:10 No.4906125
    Xom: This isn't amusing enough. Intervene.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:10 No.4906142
    >>4906100
    Close shadow shell around BB, and snap his bones like... heh. Firewood.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:11 No.4906147
    >>4906100
    Great, now we need a new breath weapon.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:11 No.4906148
    >>4906147
    How is that a priority at the moment?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/17/09(Wed)02:12 No.4906151
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    >>4906046
    "AXE!"

    As Beardbeard crashes down with an overhand swing, Garrelf catches and absorbs the shadow axe blade.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/17/09(Wed)02:12 No.4906157
    BB: Pull your blows just enough not to kill Garrelf outright. Just dismember him and knock him unconscious.

    That way, we can take him to a priest and get him turned back into a fairy. Then ask Xom to make sure he stays that way forever.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:12 No.4906160
    >>4906100
    BB: CUT OFF HIS ARM.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)02:12 No.4906161
    >>4906147
    We'll just go drink a barrel of kay=oss ale or pick of Xom's severed hand we left at Buzzardloved.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:13 No.4906163
    >>4906151

    STAB HIM
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:13 No.4906164
    >>4906151
    Oh fuck, wield the axe of the Pit with your beard!
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)02:14 No.4906182
    >>4906151
    BB: Grab his face with you Xom hands.
    GE: Try to make another shadow blade.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/17/09(Wed)02:14 No.4906185
    >>4906151
    BB: Channel rage at destruction of shadowaxe arm into ALE, which he will use to tear out Garrelf's liver with his other hand.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:14 No.4906186
    >>4906151
    Use your LIMITED TELEKINESIS to wield the axe of the pit with your arm stump!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/17/09(Wed)02:17 No.4906207
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    "Pride."

    Beardbeard says, softly.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/17/09(Wed)02:18 No.4906217
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    >>4906207
    Forgot something.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:18 No.4906221
    >>4906207
    He missed ALE! The attack came at half the strength, which means you're still alive!

    Now's your chance, Garrelf! Counterattack with all you have!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:18 No.4906224
    >>4906207
    BB: "My nightmares... are far worse than you."
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:19 No.4906233
    >>4906224
    GE: "I know of your nightmares. Let me show you them."
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:19 No.4906236
    >>4906186
    I.. I.. COMPLETELY FORGOT WE HAD TELEKINESIS.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:20 No.4906251
    >>4906233
    >>4906224

    I HAVE NO NIGHTMARES.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:21 No.4906258
    >>4906221
    No, he's saving the ale for AFTER he kicks out Garrelf's liver.

    It'll all come full circle to Garrelf's first death, only this time, he might not be getting a resurrection.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:21 No.4906268
    >>4906217

    BB: "I'm sorry it came to this. I'll miss drinking with you, Garrelf."

    Ale.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:23 No.4906287
    >>4906217
    Drop your arm, Garrelf, and lop into his neck through that Beard he loves so much.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:23 No.4906292
    GE: You've been without gauntlets for too long. Dissolve into Shadow Realm just when BB's attack is about to land.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:24 No.4906300
    >>4906287
    A PANSY ELF SHADOW ARM CANNOT PENETRATE A DORF'S MIGHTY BEARD
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/17/09(Wed)02:27 No.4906331
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    Garrelf falls forward, as you rip your axe foot from his spine. Beardbeard catches him as he falls.

    "Hey... *cough*... Beardbeard... Yanno, raiding that... that city with you... it doesn't sound so bad right about now..."

    "Aye Garrelf. Aye... I brought ye something, Garrelf."

    "...Oh? *cough*"
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:28 No.4906336
    >>4906331
    *Incoming EPIC*
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)02:28 No.4906343
    >>4906331
    OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:28 No.4906344
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXCBMKJHgIs&feature=related
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:28 No.4906347
    >>4906331
    Be on guard against GE's tricks! Sure, it'd be nice if we could all get along again now, but as they say, "Never trust an elf!" That said, I'm all for resolving their differences.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:29 No.4906350
    >>4906331
    "...ALE!"
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:29 No.4906351
    >>4906331

    "ALE."
    Rips out the liver and eats it.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:29 No.4906352
    ALE
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:29 No.4906355
    >>4906331
    ;_;

    MANLY TEARS
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/17/09(Wed)02:29 No.4906356
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    "Ale."

    Garrelf has passed away.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/17/09(Wed)02:29 No.4906357
    >>4906336
    >*Incoming ALE*

    Fixed that for ya. A solid mug of ale, bringing this full circle.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)02:30 No.4906363
    >>4906356
    Finally. NOW GO KILL THAT BITCH ARIALLA.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:30 No.4906370
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    >>4906356
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:31 No.4906372
    >>4906357
    Yah!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:31 No.4906375
    >>4906356
    Arialla: Shock Beardbeard from behind, killing him, and be murdered by the newly recovered Driblis.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:31 No.4906379
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    >>4906356
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:32 No.4906382
    Tears shed.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:32 No.4906387
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    >>4906356
    Th-they just w-won't stop...
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:32 No.4906389
    >>4906356

    Garelf was our first long-running party member, and the only one we've bothered ressurecting/saving multiple times.

    I don't think he'll be coming back this time.

    Manly tears.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:32 No.4906393
    >>4906375
    As amusing as this may be, I don't really want to turn this into DriblisQuest. He already had one, after all.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:33 No.4906397
    >>4906389
    Well, the last time Beardbeard tried to bring Garrelf back is what started this whole mess.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:33 No.4906398
    Everyone else: Kill each other in an epic and manly fashion. Whoever's last alive, will die from his/her wounds immediately afterwards.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:33 No.4906399
    >>4906375

    Arialla pulling an Azula right now WOULD be really awesome.
    >> FOR GNOME The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/17/09(Wed)02:33 No.4906400
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    >>4906356
    >Garrelf has passed away

    Goodnight, sweet prince.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:33 No.4906402
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    >>4906356
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)02:34 No.4906406
    Beardbeard: "I am here to avenge my fallen comrade Garrelf"
    Arialla: "But you're the one who killed him!"
    Beardbeard: "You made me do it"
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:34 No.4906410
    >>4906356
    Ummm.......
    ....
    ...
    ..
    .
    BAWWWWWW
    >> Faiz, Vindicare, attached to General Gorgutz's 11th Mechanized 'Da 'Eartbreakerz' !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 06/17/09(Wed)02:34 No.4906411
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    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:35 No.4906412
    Hurm.

    I dunno, I was a bit disappointed in this one. The whole epic fight seemed too much like a curb stomp battle where Garrelf never stood any chance in the first place. He was an epic level character with a private army too, y'know.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:35 No.4906413
    >>4906397
    We would have been fine with bringing Garrelf back from the shadow realm, if that bitch Arialla hadn't tried to abandon us there.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:35 No.4906415
    >>4906399
    Azula got away with it, though. And she was totally fucking awesome. Arialla would just be all emotional and freaking out about it.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:35 No.4906417
    Since he was probably sent to the Shadow Realm, and shadows now have mass... I'm not sure I even know what what will do to him...
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:35 No.4906420
    >>4906398
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBK31tC5QM
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:36 No.4906422
    >>4906406
    "If it wasn't for your incessant whining and his constant scheming to use you just for power, I never would have lost a drinking buddy."
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:36 No.4906426
    >>4906356
    *sniff* that's beautiful...
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:37 No.4906427
    Ok .. reaction time. Who's left? What are they doin'?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:37 No.4906429
    Well remember we do still need another few buddies to help with the whole kill all the gods and take their stuff bit.
    TIME FOR A REZ?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:37 No.4906430
    Now Playing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-xrTeCB0hg&feature=related
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/17/09(Wed)02:37 No.4906432
    Arialla's busy bleeding to death from a severed arm.

    Also, Cheska's probably mauling her for what she did to Presley.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/17/09(Wed)02:37 No.4906435
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    Elsewhere, and earlier...

    "Fuck... FUCK. FUCK THAT KOBOLD. I WILL BURN HIM TO A CINDER. HE WILL BURN! I AM GOING TO KILL THAT... THAT... DOUBLE KOBOLD!"
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)02:38 No.4906439
    >>4906435
    Go get a satan arm.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:39 No.4906448
    >>4906435
    >earlier
    WAT
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:39 No.4906449
    >>4906435
    Ask Satan if you can take Garrelf's place in the contract.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:40 No.4906451
    >>4906435

    BB: "Ah. Roihgt, then..."
    Deforestation.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:40 No.4906453
    >>4906435
    Dun Dun....Dun Dun....
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/17/09(Wed)02:41 No.4906460
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    >>4906435
    "I'm heading right back over there. Right now! HE WILL PAY!"
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:41 No.4906462
    >>4906435

    Don't you dare touch my fucking Double Kobold.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:41 No.4906468
    >>4906356
    ... so. Who's alive? Are we going to raise Garrelf?
    IF NOT, we should have Presley dig a nice grave with his shadow powers as soon as he's able. And we'll make a tombstone for him. Even with our limited craftsdorf powers, we can chisel something into a rock.

    Or we can just bring him back as a pixie or kobold or something. Either's good.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:42 No.4906471
    BEARDBEARD! FUCK ARILLIA SENESLESS TO YOUR SIDE!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:42 No.4906475
    >>4906460
    Yes. She killed Presley, Krann, and Driblis while we were distracted. YES.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:42 No.4906476
    >>4906460
    I love that fucking cat so much right now

    That bitch was the cause of all our problems
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:42 No.4906477
    >>4906468

    That was a plot death, there is probably some reason we won't be able to bring him back.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:42 No.4906478
    Go Cheshire Cat! Kill the bitch!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:42 No.4906480
    >>4906460
    CHESKA YOU SLY MOTHERFUCKER
    WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:43 No.4906482
    >>4906475
    No, actually I'm guessing Presley's cat finished her off.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:43 No.4906485
    Eeep!
    And now da' weirdness rolls in?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:43 No.4906490
    >>4906435

    EXISTENCE IS A SACRED RIGHT

    FOR ALL KOBOLDS DO WE NOW FIGHT

    WEAK ON OUR OWN, THROUGH TRIBE, THERE'S MIGHT

    LET OUR FOES FEAR DRILBLIS'S SWORD'S LIGHT!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZBQMJlVXyc

    Drilblis: "In a trail of fire, I'll burn before you bury me. Set your sights for the sun."
    >> THAT FUCKING CAT The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/17/09(Wed)02:44 No.4906493
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    >>4906460

    What Arialla's about to see. Metaphorically speaking.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:44 No.4906494
    >>4906460

    Cheska was Xom in disguise the whole time!
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/17/09(Wed)02:45 No.4906500
    >>4906477

    For starters, he'd probably have to want to be raised.

    Or it would have to be amusing to Xom.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:45 No.4906503
    Heh! Yes!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:46 No.4906507
    >>4906477
    Honestly I think that was the most honorable death an elf could ever be given.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/17/09(Wed)02:46 No.4906514
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    "Hehehe.... That kobold is DEAD!"
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)02:46 No.4906515
    Wait, what if all those spiders didn't die and Rary zapped then out right before getting smashed and is about to send Beardbeard back in time, but already past the fight?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:47 No.4906520
    >>4906477
    Leaving him dead is the best way.

    Dying is the only way Beardbeard and Garelf will be able to remain friends. Too much bad shit happened between those two. There is nothing that could change what they did to eachother. If he were brought back.. Garelf would have to regretfully return to the status of Beardbeard's enemy.

    I'm sure Garelf would appreciate a respite from all this bullshit anyway.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:47 No.4906526
    >>4906514
    Oh shi
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:47 No.4906528
    >>4906514

    Byyyye bitch.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:49 No.4906541
    >>4906520
    So... tombstone?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:49 No.4906542
    ARILLA HOLD OPEN HIS TEETH!
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/17/09(Wed)02:49 No.4906544
    Beardbeard is probably going to be considered a hero by the nagas now.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:50 No.4906554
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    >>4906435
    >DOUBLE KOBOLD
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:51 No.4906555
    >>4906520
    Why the only thing that happened is that he hurt his wife.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:51 No.4906560
    >>4906544

    And Presley can use his association with Beardbeard to get into Krann's... well not her pants... her nurse hat?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:51 No.4906561
    >>4906544
    They are all gone........
    Where do you think the shadow dudes came from.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:51 No.4906563
    >>4906554
    DOUBLE EPIC!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:52 No.4906570
    >>4906561
    I thought Garrelf made a deal with the shadow guys that involved not possessing naga.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:52 No.4906572
    I hope after this we can pay more attention to Mado, Nevada, Kav, and maybe Finlay. They deserve more attention.

    Also lesbians.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/17/09(Wed)02:53 No.4906580
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    "I've got you now, Kobold!"

    "Existence is a sacred right...
    For all kobolds now do I fight..."

    "Shut up! What are you chanting?"
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)02:53 No.4906583
    Gnome! What are you doing?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:53 No.4906585
    >>4906572
    Well with the HUEG EPIC BATTLE, I think next session can afford to be a bit more light-hearted.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)02:53 No.4906587
    >>4906580
    YES
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:54 No.4906590
    >>4906580
    I think this is gonna be more epic than the rather disappointing Beardbeard/Garrelf battle.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:54 No.4906591
    The DMs are pleased with this thread!

    One has been inspired to a great work- do you want him to

    A. begin construction of a campaign world for sandbox games involving kobolds

    B. begin construction of a campaign world merging king of dragon pass and kobolds

    C. form a drawquest

    D. send the trickster to convince the DM that he is indeed four players, and prevent the game from hitting anyone else.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:54 No.4906592
    >>4906580
    Wait what's happening now

    What did Cheska do
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:54 No.4906593
    I have NO idea what just happened with Cheska.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:54 No.4906594
    >>4906580
    oh shit...
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:55 No.4906605
    >>4906592
    >>4906594
    cheska trapped her in an illusionary world where she DOES kill the kobold.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:56 No.4906615
    >>4906591
    I have him do his great work in my capital, adding 4000 culture points to that city
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:57 No.4906620
    >>4906580
    OUR NEXT QUEST IS TO FIND ALL THE PIECES OF THE TRIFORCE!

    AND TO GET DRIBLIS A LINK COSTUME!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:58 No.4906629
    >>4906590
    >disappointing

    Boo. It was good, and it highlighted the fact that Garrelf has been around through thick and thin since about thread three of DQ.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/17/09(Wed)02:59 No.4906633
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    Weak on our own, through tribe, there's might...
    May my foes fear this sword of light!"

    "WHAT! NO! I'M STRONGER THAN YOU! YOU'RE JUST A KOBOLD!"
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)02:59 No.4906636
    Mystery! Plottings! Weirdness! And maybe moe' ale ... tune in for our next exciting adventure!
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)02:59 No.4906641
    >>4906633
    Hooray
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:00 No.4906651
    >>4906580
    Am I the only one who noticed the courage Triforce is glowing. I'm not sure arialla could hurt him if she tried.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:00 No.4906652
    >>4906633
    Hah that bitch got told
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:00 No.4906653
    >>4906615
    the dm will be consumed if you do this! Are you sure?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:00 No.4906655
    >>4906633

    Aye! Cut tha wench!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:00 No.4906656
    >>4906633

    "And you're just a half-elf, bitch."
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:00 No.4906657
    >>4906633
    Whoa! Moe' blood?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:01 No.4906669
    I find it amusing how Garrelf got Manly Tears but Arialla, almost as loved character, only got boos and jeers.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)03:01 No.4906670
    >>4906656
    >half-elf
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:02 No.4906675
    >>4906633
    Hahah! BRILLIANT!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:02 No.4906677
    Wipe tha floor wit 'ah!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:02 No.4906680
    >>4906633

    This Kobold wears a skull on his head. There ain't shit he can't do. Like chopping you in half, for instance.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:02 No.4906682
    >>4906633
    wait, wut? how did THAT happen?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/17/09(Wed)03:02 No.4906685
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    "Wait, what happened? I'm okay? How am I okay!?!"

    "Existence is a sacred right...
    For all kobolds do I now fight..."
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:03 No.4906687
    WTF HAPPENED HERE! DORFS AND KOBOLDS AND ELVES AND DORFS DRINKING WITH ELVES GRAAGHGHHH
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:03 No.4906695
    >>4906685

    Pime Taradox.

    Go Cheska.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:04 No.4906696
    >>4906669

    It's because Arialla is the entire reason Garrelf and Beardbeard ended up fighting.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:04 No.4906701
    >>4906685
    She's been trapped in an illusionary world by Cheska, just as we thought.

    Show us what's REALLY happening!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/17/09(Wed)03:06 No.4906720
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    "What!? That voice! NO!

    "Weak on our own, through tribe, there's might...
    May my foes fear this sword of light!"

    "NOOOOOO!"

    *Inside a Cheshire Cat's stomach is an eternal prison, where a person's fondest goal eternally remains just out of reach. A Cheshire Cat may only have one prisoner at a time, but may keep that prisoner for as long as it lives.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:07 No.4906727
    >>4906685
    Oh shit, is Cheska Gold Experience Requiem in disguise?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:07 No.4906730
    Looks like Gold Experience Requiem here.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:08 No.4906731
    >>4906720

    Owned.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:08 No.4906738
    >>4906720

    YES YES YES YES YES
    SWEET SWEET JUSTICE
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:08 No.4906741
    >>4906727
    >>4906730
    JJBAmind
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:09 No.4906749
    >>4906727
    >>4906730
    Giornomind.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:09 No.4906750
    Garrelf dead.

    Arialla getting her just desserts.

    Beardbeard's army decimated and morale shattered.

    I smell a pause screen coming up.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/17/09(Wed)03:10 No.4906754
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    Addendum: Cheshire Cats do not age.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)03:10 No.4906757
    >>4906750
    There's still one spider left.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:11 No.4906767
    Now that their leaders are done with, see if you could recruit the rest of Garrelf's followers. They've been kept in leash by fear and terror, and could use a more benevolent master.

    Besides, you'll need all help you can get with raiding the city.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:11 No.4906773
    Good news! With her previous masters dead, Krann now has little choice but to join BB! Which means we might be able to heal some of these goddamned useless mutations!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:12 No.4906777
    >>4906750
    "Decimate" = "reduce by one tenth".

    THE MORE YOU KNOW~~~~!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:12 No.4906779
    Now we must make sure Presley is healed so that he can write an epic ballad to commemorate this battle for all time!

    Also, Beardbeard has no problem with the naga now that the deal with Garrelf is resolved, so he lets them go.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)03:13 No.4906788
    >>4906773
    Mutations can't be changed by not Xom.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:15 No.4906813
    >>4906788

    FFFFFFFFF

    Maybe we can cut off the really bad arm and get it regenerated as a normal arm? We need to be able to wield our fucking godslaying axe again.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:16 No.4906818
    >>4906754

    Only cat more badass is Greebo.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:16 No.4906819
    Wait, HOW WILL THIS AFFECT DEVIL'S PLANS?!

    He might bring Garrelf back. Or get another pawn.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)03:17 No.4906827
    >>4906813
    I'm pretty sure mutations are genetic, so that won't work. I was thinking we could go retrieve Xom's severed hand and graft that on one of our arms. No idea what would happen, but I'm sure it would amuse Xom.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:17 No.4906829
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    >>4906818
    Tom begs to differ.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:18 No.4906831
    >>4906819
    Satan got possessed by the djinn. His plans probably aren't going too well.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:19 No.4906846
    There's still a geas on Garrelf. How will that affect him when dead?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:19 No.4906848
    >>4906831
    Djinn's got the exact same plans, if you remember.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)03:20 No.4906854
    >>4906846
    When it wears off, his soul will belong to satan.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:20 No.4906858
    >>4906848
    I got the impression that the djinn was just dicking around and went along with Garrelf's contract because, hey, why not?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)03:21 No.4906860
    Gnome, what are you doing?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/17/09(Wed)03:22 No.4906868
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    >>4906427
    >Whose left? What are they doing?
    The survivors are: Beardbeard, Presley, Krann, Driblis, Telfnok, Cheska, and one Baby Giant Cave Spider. Driblis, Teflnok, and Presley are in no condition to fight, and won't be for a while. Krann has been doing her very best, however, and also managed to save 3 kobolds!

    Driblis... Well, it would be easier to list the bones that are not broken.

    Presley's skin is essentially gone, and doing anything at all is incredibly painful.

    Telfnok is having trouble breathing, and will probably never fully heal this wound.

    Beardbeard is suffering from heavy blood loss, and has lost consciousness.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:22 No.4906870
    >>4906860
    Something awesome.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:23 No.4906884
    >>4906868
    List the casualties as well. I have trouble remembering everyone who's even involved.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:24 No.4906893
    Lolth bit it, huh?

    Sounds like we're gonna have to call off the raid for today. Our army's in no shape to fight, and neither are we.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:25 No.4906900
    >>4906893

    Also, we need to give Garrelf a burial.

    ...If Satan revives him midfuneral, let Krann bitchslap him back to death.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:25 No.4906901
    War is hell brah
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:26 No.4906905
    >>4906868
    Wait, what happened to Lolth? ;-;
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:26 No.4906908
    >>4906884
    Looks like Lloth bit it at some point.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:26 No.4906910
    >>4906868

    Presley use your bardic charms on Krann, bite down on the pain and help he heal people!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/17/09(Wed)03:26 No.4906912
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    >>4906884
    The casualties are Garrelf, Lolth, Arialla, 600 Illithid, 32 kobolds, and 71 baby cave spiders.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/17/09(Wed)03:26 No.4906914
    >>4906669
    If it wasn't for her, we wouldn't have had to kill Garrelf in the first place.

    ...well, technically, if it wasn't for Aldwin hitting her with the Lust card, we wouldn't have had to... oh, SHIT.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:26 No.4906916
    >>4906868

    Lolth?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)03:28 No.4906921
    >>4906912
    Was Xom anywhere near this event?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:28 No.4906922
    >>4906868
    WHAT ABOUT LOLTH? LOLTH WAS WAY THE FUCK OVER BY GARRELF AND BEARDBEARD, SHE WASN'T CLOSE ENOUGH TO GET SQUASHED BY THE ITHOLOSAUR
    >> Teacup the Tiny 06/17/09(Wed)03:29 No.4906931
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    >>4906868
    As awesome as all this was...

    The cost wasn't worth it.

    It just.. isn't worth it.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:30 No.4906937
    >>4906868

    Driblis should get up, drag his crippled body over to Beardbeard, and bow to his king in a show of honor and loyalty.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:30 No.4906940
    >>4906914
    The lust card worked out well. Arialla abandoning Beardbeard in the shadow realm is where it all went wrong.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:31 No.4906944
    I suggest we mummify (the non moving kind) Garrelf so we can bring him along even if he's dead.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)03:31 No.4906945
    >>4906940
    So this is Aldwins fault for not having sex with Garrelf?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/17/09(Wed)03:31 No.4906947
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    >>4906905
    >>4906908
    >>4906916
    >...Lolth?
    Lolth died trying to protect her babies from the Illithizilla.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)03:32 No.4906951
    >>4906944
    I like this idea.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)03:33 No.4906960
    >>4906947
    why u d this?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:33 No.4906961
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    >>4906947

    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:33 No.4906970
    >>4906947
    At least one can continue in her name....
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:34 No.4906971
    >>4906944

    I think having Presley make a monument to his honor from shadow somewhere like a cave or something would be appropriate.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:34 No.4906972
    >>4906947
    *sniff* Well, at least she saved one.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:36 No.4906982
    >When it wears off, his soul will belong to satan.
    HELL NO, WE HAVE GOT TO RESCUE OUR DRINKING BUDDY
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:36 No.4906991
    >>4906947
    YOU....YOU STUPID SPIDER MOTHER! WHY DIDNT YOU RUN! WHY DIDNT YOU TELL YOUR BABIES TO FLEE! YOU COULDVE HAD MORE BABIES! WHHY? WHHHHYYY!

    BAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:37 No.4906999
    >>4906982
    WE WILL DESCEND TO THE VERY PITS OF HELL TO RESCUE HIM!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:38 No.4907001
    >>4906999
    AND SAVE OUR SATANIC FRIEND WELL WE ARE AT IT
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/17/09(Wed)03:38 No.4907004
    >>4906912
    Well, looks like Lolth, the kobolds, and some cave spiders are all in need of resurrection. I have no doubt that once we achieve godhood, we'll be able to arrange for it.

    And for Garrelf's tomb, we need to ask Sunson to provide a Viking funeral and then carve Moonelf into the shape of his face. Because BB doesn't do shit halfway
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)03:39 No.4907010
    >>4907004
    What about going back in time then gating all of them to the future?
    >> Teacup the Tiny 06/17/09(Wed)03:40 No.4907014
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    >>4906947
    ...You bastard!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:41 No.4907021
    >>4907004

    This. THIS.

    CARVE THE MOON. HONOR YOUR FRIEND.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:42 No.4907031
    Can't do shit now, captain. We're unconscious.

    Gnome is probably drawing the pause screen.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)03:42 No.4907034
    >>4907021
    Craftdwarf skills suck.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/17/09(Wed)03:42 No.4907039
    >>4907010
    If we hadn't asked for a casualty count, then there'd have been enough uncertainty to do that. But since those deaths have been confirmed, yoinking them into the future before they died would create a PIME TARADOX.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:43 No.4907041
    >>4907021
    and that begins the tale of how beardbeard got his first rank in CRAFT.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)03:44 No.4907050
    >>4907041
    If he got a fey mode, he'd reach legendary in no time.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/17/09(Wed)03:44 No.4907053
    >>4907034

    This would be an example of CUTSCENE POWER TO THE MAX! on those craftsdorf skills.

    Besides, as long as we still have his corpse, we have a model to work from.
    >> Teacup the Tiny 06/17/09(Wed)03:47 No.4907083
    >>4907050
    >Fey Mood

    He's always in a fey mood, dude.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/17/09(Wed)03:47 No.4907087
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    PAUSE SCREEN
    BEARDBEARD GODSLAYER, Dorfen Berserker
    Current Quest(s): Conquer Region, take Heracles' divinity, Resurrect Garrelf?/Build momument to Garrelf?

    ALCOHOLISM: sated
    GOLD: 19,725 at Buzzardloved - none at hand.

    STATUS: BBEG

    MUTATIONS:
    Vestigial Wings
    No Left Eye
    3rd eye on back
    What Hands?
    One Breath
    Poison Immunity
    Scales
    Twoface

    INVENTORY:
    Iron Axe
    +8/+10 Two Handed Axe of the Pit
    1 Torch
    Overworld Map
    Hydra Armor
    Map to Beardbeard's Kingdom
    Golden Sceptre
    Antimagic Bird Cage
    Dragon Armor
    Gnomish Axefoot
    Silk Cape
    Spiderarm Axe
    Ovenshield

    Party:
    Presley and Cheska
    Driblis and 3 kobold army
    Baby Cave Spider
    Krann
    Teflnok
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:48 No.4907089
    >>4906945
    No, that's not what I said at all.

    The sequence of events was this.

    Beardbeard's leg shrinks from drinking kay-oss beer.

    Aldwin and Garrelf go to elven forest to get him a pegleg.

    Arialla offers them a magical leg if they fuck each other in front of her.

    Aldwin uses the Lust card on her instead. She falls in love with Garrelf and makes him King.

    Nevada attacks Beardbeard in the street. He kills her. Then he decides to resurrect her.

    Beardbeard and Garrelf search for a dragon's eye to pay for the resurrection.

    Garrelf sacrifices himself to slay the dragon.

    Arialla threatens Beardbeard into bringing Garrelf back.

    Beardbeard finds Garrelf in the shadow realm and gets new bracers for him.

    Arialla retrieves Garrelf and abandons Beardbeard in the shadow realm. THIS IS WHERE IT WENT WRONG.

    Beardbeard rips a hole in reality which destroys Arialla's palace, then nearly strangles her to death.

    Garrelf embarks on his quest for revenge.

    And that's how we got here.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:48 No.4907094
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    >>4906947
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/17/09(Wed)03:49 No.4907104
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    One breath should be gone... OOPS.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:51 No.4907124
    Voting right now for monument to Garrelf. He needs a break from this shit.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:51 No.4907128
    Next time: RESCUE GARRELF FROM HELL AND GRANT HIM REST!

    Hey, or maybe we could take his heart and give it to some benevolent god like we did with Yoshimo in Baldur's Gate? Wouldn't that save him?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:52 No.4907134
    >>4907104

    Speaking of Aldwin, are we ever going back to him and dealing with the Finaly issue. I'd like to see at least one picture showing his and Cultist's wedding one way or another.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:53 No.4907151
    >>4907134
    Aldwin side ended
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:55 No.4907162
    >>4907050
    What if the artifact he was building was a statue and the ingredient was one moon?

    This is a moonstone statue. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. On the statue is an imagine of a dwarf and mug in moonstone. The dwarf is lifting the mug. On the statue is an image of an elf in moonstone. The elf is dead.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:55 No.4907166
    >>4907151
    But surely Beardbeard will attend the wedding!
    >> Teacup the Tiny 06/17/09(Wed)03:55 No.4907171
    Man, what are we going to do?

    EVERYONE needs healing bad. Drib is going to be crippled for life if we can't find him some magic healing. Presley isn't going to live without skin. We need magic healing for that too. Regeneration really.

    All the spiders are gone. The kobolds are gone.

    This battle wasn't worth it. Dammit, Garelf. Was that whore so important that it had to end like this?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:55 No.4907175
    >>4907166
    you want him there?!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:58 No.4907200
    Did Xom's hand fall into a plot hole and disappear forever or is it still somewhere?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:58 No.4907203
    This quest made me sad. All those poor kobolds and baby spiders...
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/17/09(Wed)03:58 No.4907207
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    >>4907134
    We are going to be going back to Aldwin next week! That is to say, 11 days from now.

    PUT ON YOUR PARTY HATS, KIDS, THE DASHING ROGUE IS BACK IN TOWN.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)03:59 No.4907211
    >>4907171
    >"You couldn't just die, could you?! You don't even care. You don't even think I'm a threat! But I'll show you! I'll prove to you that I'm your WORST NIGHTMARE."
    I think he was just a bit buthurt that we never said we were sorry.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 06/17/09(Wed)03:59 No.4907221
    >>4907171

    Arialla reminds me of Kreia, in a way; just less smart, and had a much happier end.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)04:00 No.4907229
    Wait, does lily already have her spider pet? Then there are two left!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)04:01 No.4907230
    >>4907207

    Oh shit
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)04:01 No.4907231
    >>4907229
    wat?
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/17/09(Wed)04:01 No.4907235
    >>4907087

    Given that I don't think Beardbeard knows the details of Garrelf's pact with Satan, he currently has no reason to suspect that his soul is in the clutches of the Djinn. In the event that he finds out, he might go in and bring him out. But for now, I think Beardbeard would just let him rest.

    Besides, if we ended up having to rez him after having carved Moongarrelf, we'd get a priceless reaction shot.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)04:01 No.4907237
    >>4907171
    Hey, I've been saying this whole time that Garrelf should've just settled for remaking the world in his image while accumulating a harem of monstergirls. It's not my fault he wasted it all on a revenge plot against someone who wasn't even actively screwing with him anymore.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)04:02 No.4907243
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    Since it's now pause screen, it's Xanatos fanboy art time now!
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)04:03 No.4907253
    I think we need a minotaur in our party. The first dragon we killed had a FUCKLOAD of treasure and I think minotaurs get a dragon slaying bonus when using their fists.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)04:04 No.4907267
    What is that water snake that killed Beardbeard in the first thread doing right now?
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)04:04 No.4907268
    >>4907235
    Come to think of it, Beardbeard was gunning for Garrelf ever since he learned about him killing Sunbeard. It's odd that nobody brought that up in this session.

    I guess Beardbeard's the type to let bygones be bygones. It's a shame Garrelf and Arialla weren't, or they wouldn't have to be bygones.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)04:04 No.4907270
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    >>4907243
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)04:07 No.4907286
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    >>4907270

    The death goddess loves you!
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)04:09 No.4907298
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    >>4907286

    Just don't piss her off.

    That's all, thanks for humoring me.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/17/09(Wed)04:10 No.4907304
    >>4907267

    Usurping Poseidon's divinity.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)04:10 No.4907307
    Draw an alternate ending to the battle, right before Beardbeard unleashed the killing blow:

    BB: Crush Garrelf's lips against yours, realizing that women are the entire reason you fought, and that you have always secretly lusted for his hot elf ass.

    GE: Resist at first, then slowly get into it, with plenty of tongue action

    BB + GE: Buttsex. BB pitches, GE catches.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/17/09(Wed)04:14 No.4907341
    >>4907307
    ....no.

    Just... no.

    HELL no.

    That'd be like having the fight at the end of MGS4 turn into something out of Gravitation.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)04:15 No.4907346
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    >>4907307

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)04:17 No.4907359
    If we're going to have any gayness in here, I'd prefer Garrelf/Aldwin.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)04:17 No.4907364
    So much for Rary's prediction of GCS flooding the world.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/17/09(Wed)04:18 No.4907366
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    Alright everyone, I am sorry to disappoint, but this drawfag is teary eyed and weary, and does not think he can continue to draw any longer without his arm falling off.

    I bid you all a good night, and I hope you enjoyed tonight's quest. Honestly, if there weren't loose ends in the Aldwinside left, I would probably end this entire quest here. Its a good place for it. But, I will press onward.

    G'night, /tg/. See you Saturday after next.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)04:18 No.4907370
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    >>4907307
    >> Teacup the Tiny 06/17/09(Wed)04:19 No.4907376
    ..End it here?

    But.. there is still so much to do..
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 06/17/09(Wed)04:21 No.4907393
    >>4907376
    Cube-chan ate the world and the end.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)04:22 No.4907397
    There's the whole Buzzardloved thing, stuff with Mado and Nevada, Kav and Finlay and Aldwin. At least.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)04:22 No.4907406
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    >>4907393
    ...Actually...
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)04:24 No.4907415
    And Beardbeard's quest to become a god. If we still feel like doing that.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 06/17/09(Wed)04:25 No.4907425
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    >>4907366

    A week without Dorf Quest?!?

    Pic related.

    Oh, well; Grandpa Dreadnought will fill up the hole.

    I just wish it was just a little earlier.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 06/17/09(Wed)04:25 No.4907426
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    >>4907376
    >>4907397
    >>4907415
    I'm not going to end it, I know there is a lot left to do. I am just saying, the thread was suitably climactic for a conclusion.
    >> Teacup the Tiny 06/17/09(Wed)04:26 No.4907427
    Honestly, the only way this will end is if Beardbeard goes down in a blaze of glory so huge that the world never forgets it.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/17/09(Wed)04:26 No.4907431
    >>4907415

    Fuck yes, we do. We just had to kill the closest thing we ever had to a friend, and aside from carving the moon in his likeness the best way to commemorate him is by becoming as much of a badass as is conceivably possible.

    After all, wouldn't you prefer to have been killed by somebody who bitchslaps the gods just for fun, and became an overgod over the corpses of the old pantheon?
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/17/09(Wed)04:28 No.4907449
    >>4907426

    I think that, were this a TV show, this would have been the end of a season. Or the end of Disc 1 or 2 if it were an old-school multi-disc RPG.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)04:29 No.4907460
    >>4907431
    And then split off 300 lesser pieces of our divine majesty to grant to the dorfiest mortals we can find, creating the Dorfen Exalted!

    And then retire to play roleplaying games for eternity.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/17/09(Wed)04:32 No.4907485
    >>4907460

    Nah, we give the pieces to people we like. If it came from us, it'd make them more dorfy by default.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)04:34 No.4907495
    >>4907431
    >>4907460
    I'm thinking divinity is MASSIVELY OVERRATED.

    Sure, you get the bragging rights, but what then? It is nothing but work work work work. You can't just run around doing random shit anymore. You have GODLY RESPONSIBILITIES. You have your portfolio to attend to. Think of the MASSIVE REORDERING of everything Satan was going through.

    Its just a pain in the ass.

    I'd settle for status as "killer of gods that step outta line"
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/17/09(Wed)04:36 No.4907507
    >>4907495

    If we kill the God of War and take his divinity, I strongly suspect that we won't have any trouble figuring out how to use it.

    Also, handling all of that practical crap is what a High Priest is for.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)04:39 No.4907533
    >>4907495
    I don't think the god of magic is normally meant to destroy the leylines and remake the world in his image. That was something Satan did for more power.

    Besides, we could just dump our godly duties on the Dorfens.
    >> Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)05:37 No.4907939
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    >You can't just run around doing random shit anymore.

    Oh, you can't?



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