You encounter a fire imp.

Truth.
/thread

>>4915901
...Enough fire will...overcharge the...uh...firecells that make up its body. Then it'll blow up.

Yep, needs more fire!

The fire dragon of the ice element caves.

>>4915907
Goddamn Star Trek logic

you encounter a camp fire

>>4915909
>>The fire dragon of the ice element caves.
wat

>>4915901
Have the Fighter fight it

What if you're fighting against fire?

>>4915909

Melt a giant icicle's base and drop it onto the dragon to impale him.

you encounter a tanker full of diesel...

>>4915932
I'll torch everything around the fire it could use for fuel to ensure it can't spread.

Firemen do it with forest fires. Booyah.

You encounter an orb of fire.

>>4915939
YOU BEST FUCKING BELIEVE SOME FIRE GOING AT THAT BITCH FUCK YEAR

...Though I would make sure I'm a good distance away first. And have some cover.

What if you're fighting your inner demons man....
Deep.

>>4915966
THE METAPHORICAL PURIFYING FIRES OF SELF INTROSPECTION SHALL CLEANSE MY SOUL OF MY MALAISE AND NEUROSIS!

You're fighting a fire elemental.

In hell.

>>4915946
MAKE IT A BIGGER BALL OF FIRE AND TAKE IT WITH ME USING A CAGE MADE OF PURE FIRE FUCK YEAH

you encounter a fire elemental

/tg/ - Pyromania

>>4915979
I cast dragon form.

>>4915939
>>tanker full of diesel
That just makes the fire BETTER.

>>4915983
The human body is primarily composed of water. We can drown. I will drown the fucker in fire! My logic is that of a glorious mad man!

>This thread

>>4916008
That might actually be possible since fire needs oxygen to burn, but because magic might say otherwise.

>>4915977
This is why /tg/ is the best place on the internet.

>>4915989

FUCK YOU I'M A DRAGON!

>>4915977
...
...
...
I like you.

>>4915907
>>4915921
Worked for Dark Schneider.

>>4915907
>>4915921

Like blowing too much air into a balloon!

>>4915977
I LIKE YOU AND WOULD LIKE TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR NEWSLETTER.

Bitches better recognize, shit needs more goddamn fire.

>>4916051
No RPG character can match Dark Shneider.

This thread is reaching critical awesome-mass.

The Tarrasque?

>>4916087
If it's hacked to pieces and burning, it can't regenerate and will eventually starve.

>>4916087
CHECK THE FUCKING THREAD

BURN BURN BURN

NEED A WISH TO REALLY KILL IT!? I WISH FOR A STORM OF ALL DESTROYING FIRE SO GLORIOUS IT WIPES THAT FAGGOT FROM EXISTENCE! BAM MOTHERFUCKER!

This brief playlet has been 'Fire'. We hope you take fire into your life.


Fire, won't you?

Sometimes /tg/, you fucking scare me

someone screencap this plz

What if you're fighting someone with more fire than you?

>>4916248
Auto-win.

more fire = more awesome

Fire Efreet can be defeated by fire.
Proved by DS.

>>4916248
I WILL TORCH HIS EXTRA FIRE WITH FIRE UNTIL THERE'S SO MUCH FIRE YOU CAN'T TELL WHERE HIS FIRE ENDS AND MINE BEGINS FUCK YEAH FIRE MOTHERFUCKER

>>4916358
FIRE IS FUCKING AWESOME

Idea.

A way around fire immune enemies. Carry around lots of potions.

Heat up potion to extreme degrees with your inherent fire abilities.

Throw.

Magic grenade!

ICE IS FOR FAGGOTS.

REAL MAN FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE!

Fire appears to be beloved by antisocial metal heads.

>>4916429
There's a spell in Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup that does that.

>>4916451
FIRE IS FUCKING METAL! ICE ISN'T FUCKING METAL! WATER IS FOR FAGGOTS! SHOULD I THROW A CLUMP OF DIRT AT THE THINGS I HATE!? THAT SHIT AIN'T METAL! METAL ISN'T EVEN METAL! BUUUUURN MOTHERFUCKER BUUUUUUUURN!

>>4916467
>Plays a lawful good whiny bitch character in D&D who fears fire

Amirite?

>>4916496
Chaotic good/chaotic neutral (hurray for having split personalities, though keeping up two character sheets and the constant Will saves are a bitch) sorcerer obsessed with fire. I have determined that fire is a solution for fucking everything. Thieves being shitty and problematic? Find thieves, BURN THEM! BURN THEIR FUCKING HIDEY HOLE TO THE GODDAMN GROUND! BURN BURN BURN YOU FUCKERS BURN!

It's cathartic.

>>4916464
He's a player, that's where he got it from.

Also: FIRE GOT THIS THREAD ARCHIVED. ICE HASN'T DONE SHIT.

You encounter your kitchen, at 8am, when you want to make breakfast.

your move /tg/.

>>4916589

Holy shit. I resolve that the next character I roll up will be a chaotic good pyromaniac. The class is irrelevant.
I want to do good deeds with so much fire Hell looks like the goddamn artic by comparison.

>>4916627

I cook some ICE!

>>4916627
I BOIL OATMEAL USING FIRE TO HEAT A POT AND BOIL THE HATED WATER TO FUCK AND THEN CONSUME MY GODDAMN OATMEAL USING A SPOON MADE OF MOTHERFUCKING MAGMA

>>4916617
What kind of potions do you use? Using one equivalent to decay would probably be considered evil.

How should one go about dealing with an unproductive employee?

>>4916705
SET THEIR SOUL ON FIRE SO THEY BURN WITH DETERMINATION TO GET THOSE TPS REPORTS DONE PERFECTLY!

>>4916705
Like you even have to ask...

>>4916705
FIRE! NOT METAPHORICAL "OH SHIT YOU KNOW YOUR JOB NO YOU DON'T CAUSE YOU AIN'T GOT A JOB" FIRE! BURN THEIR FEET TO MAKE THEM MOVE FASTER! BURN THEIR WORKSPACE AND MAKE THEM BUILD A NEW ONE! BURN THEIR FUCKING FAMILY SLOWLY TO MOTIVATE! BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN!

>>4916726
HELL YES A THIRD ROCK FROM THE SUN REACTION IMAGE HOT DAMN.

/co/ thinks you need to chill.

>>4916766
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN

>>4916766
MR. FREEZE CAN SUCK MY FLAMING MAGMADICK.

/tg/ - Filled with total flamers

>>4916848
Duh. Trolls are weak against fire.

I'm a bit partial to acid myself. Nothing is more satisfying then using metamagic feats to alter energy types of spells from fire to acid.

Killed the BBEG once with a Rock -> Magma spell converted to Rock -> Pool of Acid. Best thing is, they are never prepared for it.

>>4916913
I'm a bit partial to people shutting the fuck up if they don't love fire.

How did I miss this thread of glorious fire worship?

Fuck fire. I'm a fucking psychic. I'll go all X-Men Jean Grey on your charbroiled little ass.

>>4917402
I WILL BURN YOUR FUCKING BRAIN FROM THE INSIDE OUT

WHERE ARE YOUR POWERS NOW FAGGOT