Shes a plot device killing her would spoil the entire campaign.

>>4941857

Either that or make the demon god arise.

She's the power source of all warforged in that plane. Kill her, all warforged go back to being the lifeless chunks of metal they are.

Which is to say you should do it.

Sounds like your DM is railroading with a badly designed cute NPC, also failing to understand that his party is not into cute NPCs. Call him out on this.

>>4941861
tentacle demon god monster for killing a perfectly good rape victim?

find well
dump loli in well
wait for lassie
ambush lassie

Kill her and you'll just have a cyborg little girl following you.

>A random warforged literally delivers her to us within the hour, and then dashes off.

She has an army of warforged-niichan? How awesome is that?

My question is what is the DM's reason for the little girl to follow your party? And how is it significant to the plot?

Brain that fucker in her sleep. Or throw her into an owlbear cave. Whatever is closest.

Roll with it. Abandon his plot, ignore his NPCs, spend all your time waiting for the little girl to do something and then protecting her.

He wants to ruin your gaming, you could ruin his.

Or act like an adult and tell him he's fucking up your shit, that no gaming is better than bad gaming, and he's going to be without players if he keeps tailoring the game to his interests only.

>>4941851
>Should I kill her, and get this all over with?
FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS DON'T DO IT, IT'S DEMOGORGON IN DISGUISE.

OP is a faggot. His party has a token loli who doesn't say much and has a WARFORGED GODDAMN DELIVERY SERVICE and he's complaining. Seriously, OP, you need to pull that stick out of your ass.

Just rape her. The DM will -never do it again-.

>>4941905
This.

>>4941851

Get a druid
Stick loli in a cage
Wild form into a large and fast bird
Drop loli in nearest ocean
???
Profit!

>>4941906
This.

Help her up the cliff, kick her off it.If that doesn't work: tie the bitch to a rope and go Bullette fishin'

If she has an infinite army of warforged protecting her, use her the same way you would use the invincible character of a DM's girlfriend.
That is, pick unwinnable fights, and then cleverly use her as a meatshield, forcing the warforged to come to her aid, resulting in your enemies dead and the loot left to you.

>>4941905
That picture moisturized my I-bawlz.

>>4941915
this

You shouldn't rape or kill her.
>She doesn't do anything useful.
Make her useful. Use her as a scout, a bait, a meatshield, or to spring traps.
If she refuses to cooperate, spank her.

>>4941906
Not just rape. Gang rape. Call up your fellow players and set it up for the next session, so they won't end up kicking you out of the group for doing sick shit without their knowledge.

>>4941905
This. My party had a similar situation in a D20 apocalypse campaign, and while it was a little weird at first, it ended up being quite interesting. She learned quite a bit from her surroundings, as children do, and our party was crazy as fuck, so it was interesting watching her develop. I remember one of our party members took her out on a joy ride on his motorcycle for her birthday, which consisted of them throwing molotov cocktails at random shit they passed by. She enjoyed it. A lot. Yep, she developed quite interestingly.

Sounds like you need words with your DM, if he doesn't see reason then fuck it. Do what you like, personally I'd walk but maybe you can see what the group thinks and if they all agree and the DM still doesn't fix his shit then walk, play something better.

>>4942010
>spank her
And then tie her up. Put a collar on her, tie her leash to a tree, and cast a seduction spell. She'll be straining for your cock in no time. It's adorable AND sexy.

>>4942010
Holy shit a badly conceptualized macguffin.

>>4942010
OP, PLEASE tell me one of the people in your party is strong enough to use the girl as a throwing weapon.

Just kill her, goddamn.

>>4941851

Use her as a shield, literally. She's probably about the size of a small shield so you can kill two birds with one stone.

I bet if you try to rape it turns out she's a trap

It's a Darkstalkers reference. You're a faggot for not recognizing it.

>>4942080
If that's true, what's gonna happen?
Will she kill the party in their sleep?

>>4942028
I said no raping. That includes date-rape spells/potions.

>>4942010

this = sensible. The DM is obviously trying to railroad you with the girl (she's probably some god or something). You COULD fuck with the game but that'll just upset him and end up with PC brains all over the table. Better to roll with it and just let her be actually useful.

The DM MIGHT be waiting for you to try and kill it just to show off his wtfplot, too.

Have her carry all of your stuff.
Stick her in the front of the party as the scout.
Have her use her cuteness to bargain.

>>4942042
This. Just strap her to a shield and find out whether she's invincible or not. Failing that chuck her down a well and brick it up, I always love a good ghost hunt.

> A random warforged literally delivers her to us within the hour, and then dashes off.

The plan is obvious.

Sell her into slavery.

If she returns to you: do it again in the next town. Hooray money!

If she does not return to you: problem solved, probably forever.

>>4942140
People will think they kidnapped her back.

cut off her hair

>>4942033
I'm telling you, fish for Bullettes.

>>4942163
And thus hilarity ensues.

buy cute clothes and play dress-up with her

teach her about 18th century german idealism

give her lots of hugs and kisses

Act in ways towards her that might be taken as sexually suggestive, but not so much that you'll get kicked out but enough so that it will make the others uncomfortable. Like, pat her on the butt occasionally, or pick her up around the chest.

>>4942302
That might work in character but wouldn't really work with other players, and you can't trust players to not metagame at least that small amount. "I grab pick her up by the chest" is an unnoticeable IC action but just describing it in that way makes it _very_ sexually suggestive to the players you're playing with, not partially.

OP, why is the girl following you?

That's actually stunningly adorable. Little girl ferried around by a warforged delivery service? D'awww.

>"I grab pick her up by the chest"

Damn, you have me missing Kodomo no Jikan.

Shove a 10ft pole up her ass. Carry her around as your party's standard.

take your dick out and slap her across her face with it

>KILL HER
>RAPE HER
>DO LULZY SEXUAL STUFF WITH HER
>SLAP HER WITH A DICK

Whenever children are involved, we always get comments like this... from other children, I guess. Man, I love this place.

>>4942463
They secretly want such treatment, but are unable to get it.

>>4942463
Eh, I know this one girl who finds it hysterical when I talk about raping her niece.

allow girl to get captured by the enemy.

then watch as warforged kick their ass getting her out.

then claim you're using it as an in-character advantage based on what your characters know and demand a portion of the warforged killing exp in roleplay exp form

>>4942479
wat

>>4942463
Calling other people children sure is a good way to prove you're not much different from the 'children' you're calling 'children'.
You fail to recognise that the DM is just using this as a means to either annoy the hell out of the party, secret MucGuffin of some sort or because he has a weird fascination with little girls. All three of which, without any warning whatsoever, are fucking retarded.

Isn't it obvious? He's a fa/tg/uy who heard about Noh and is wondering why you all don't realize how adorable she is.

>>4942493
The counterpoint to this is that the players are just being dicks. Two sides to every coin. Unless it's a three-sided coin, which would be awkward.

>>4942493
or maybe he has gotten bored of "ok you go to X town get quest to kill dragon then loot" and is trying something different for once had DM's do that more than a few times

>>4942080
actually, about that...

Get a new DM.

>>4941851
so basically... warforged-powered version of The Cat Came Back, or possibly Clingy Macguffin
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheCatCameBack

Have you actually tried talking to her? Y'know, asking her who she is, why she's following you, etc? For that matter, have you asked the warforged?

So, lolicon art dump?

>>4942493
>I think you are a runaway AI and I am Captain Kirk.

>>4942080

>>4942507
As Kane greatly said, even coins can land on their side eventually.

Warforged: Sillier by the minute.

Use her to create a perpetual motion device!

Do this.

Kill the girl. Cut her throat, gut her and leave her in a state that she could not recover from. Then tell the GM that you'll leave the table in case he tries to bring the fucker back, making your own adventure and dragging all other players from his one. Leaving him to his pedo dreams, alone.

pull a bomb spell on her and only if you say a word does she explode.Leave her somewhere,have warforge bring her back. Explain bomb to warforge,have warforge slave.
You get warforge slave and free bomb

>>4942906
>Leaving him to his pedo dreams, alone.

It really doesn't say anything about pedo fetishes anywhere. Most likely he just wanted to take the easy route for a sympathetic NPC character.

>>4942923
i like this plan

cut the ligiments on her legs and just leave her on the side of the road, and every time she keeps comming back keep doing somthing more and more horrible every time she comes back.

>>4942934

sympathetic character is not the same as a weeaboo DM's shit people have to make up with.

Wow, there sure are alot of idiots here.

>>4942989
>weeaboo DM's

Only japs have kids now?

>>4942989
Read again. Where does it say anything about weeaboo? It's just a little girl.

>>4943009
>>4943002

Only they have such a creepy obsession with putting them into everything.

>>4942557
So that means she's important, and if something were to happen it'd destroy the entire campaign.

Hey, nobody said you have to be a good writer to be a DM.

>>4943018
Haha no.

You don't understand. The little girl is the worldly manifestation of a god, and it is testing you. You are failing.

>>4942998
Hi new chap, welcome to 4chan.

4chan can be pretty harsh, but this is just a "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!" type of thread.

>>4941851
TRAIN HER
YOU WILL MAKE BATTLE GIRL
THEN CAST A TIME WARPING SPELL
INSTANT MOTHER FUCKING LOYALTY

For a DH game I once had a little girl trail behind the team. I gave them a clearly defined reason why to keep her: she knew the exact whereabouts of the cult they had been hunting down for months, but she was so traumatized she couldn't say it. Therefore they had to take her for investigation.

She had been a prisoner of the cult for the few years of her life, and it left her a wreck. Whatever term of "cute" you could apply to her horrilbly beaten form was only by the sheer pathetic stance and gait she had mixed with soft peaceful mumbling.

Unfortunately for the team, this girl was quite a handful. Much like the savant in Eisenhorn, she had an OCD obsession with collecting as much data as she could, and would constantly wander off to inspect the serial number of heating pipes and prediciting their path and average internal pressure. Often times she would get herself in dangerous situations, such as one time when she opened the door to a moving snow-skiff (she was determining the handle's maximum degree of movement), or when she stumbles into bandit camps.

The girl lasted about 5 sessions, and over that time the team actually bonded with her, in a sense. They would actively protect her, constantly monitor, even keep watch specificly on her as she slept. Most characters would say this was strictly professional, but the party's adept was fond of her curiosity, reminded him of himself.

In the end she was taken into an Inquisitorial Outpost on a local moon, where visiting Inquisitor Darrus Ingramm performed a cortex planing, resulting in over sixty thousand tissue thin slices of her brain. The Inquisition was able to successfully locate the cult from this autopsy.
The party was rewarded and given citations.


The adept doesn't wear his, he keeps it on top of thee girl's dataslate, which he keeps amongst his own. Sedimental reasons.

>>4943067
THIS IS HOW THIS SHIT IS DONE

>>4943067

>In the end she was taken into an Inquisitorial Outpost on a local moon, where visiting Inquisitor Darrus Ingramm performed a cortex planing, resulting in over sixty thousand tissue thin slices of her brain.

I thought of salami as I read this.

>>4943067
;_; sad but necessary end

>>4943067
Girly tears.

>>4943081
When I first said "cortex planing" one of my players asked "what's cortex planning"?

I said "No, no. Cortex PLANING, planing. You know, like you do to wood?"

His eyes slowly got wide.

>>4943084
;_;

.....f-for the Emperor....

>>4943081

Way to kill the mood.

>>4943067
Oh my, is that some properly executed GRIMDARK?

>>4943067
You are excellent.

>>4943105

>>4943067
OH NO!

>>4943067
>Sedimental reasons
This ruined it for me.

>>4943067
>>In the end she was taken into an Inquisitorial Outpost on a local moon, where visiting Inquisitor Darrus Ingramm performed a cortex planing, resulting in over sixty thousand tissue thin slices of her brain. The Inquisition was able to successfully locate the cult from this autopsy.
The party was rewarded and given citations.


Man. That sounds like something the Inquisition would do.

"Did you ask her?"

"Well yeah, but she wouldn't answer.."

"Fair enough, we gave her a chance. I don't time for the usual dog and pony show, just open her brain up and let's get diggin'"

>>4943067
I have to laud you. While horrible and grimdark and so forth, that his to be among the most deapan perfectly executed player-punches ever devised. You sir, are the ultimate of martini-drinking DMs. You dont just throw Tucker's Kobolds at them, you exploit their FEELINGS.

>>4943067
D-did she have a name? *sniff*

I made a fellow exalted player have a miscarriage once

good times

>>4943196
no names it would only make it harder

FUCK HER!!!!!

>>4943209

So that is why there should have been a name. Fucking with your group is what a good DM does.

>>4943067
Are you a writefag perchance?

>>4943067
I love how this made the thread go from "KILLAN AND RAPAN THE LITTLE GIRL" to "baaaaaawww, poor little girl... ;_;"

>>4943234

There probably was a name, given to her by the party to increase attachment to the thing.

>>4943239

>poor little girl

yes, quite the scatterbrain she was in the end.

>>4943204
The player? Holy shit. That's crazy.

>>4941912
Sorry to go off-topic from the grimdark horrible brain dissection, but DAMN, WTF is up with that pic? Girl looks like a feaking tadpole with hair.

Fucking pedo japs and their fucked-up drawing style. I'm stating to think alot of japanese animators have never even seen a 3d girl for years. All they have to go on are second-hand accounts and older anime. Art will shift as time goes on, with each generation's characters becoming more exaggerated and divorced from reality. Eventually the characters wont even be recognizably human, much less female.

>>4943196
Kinda, she told the party she had no name, seeing as she was born in the camp. For simplicity reasons, the party's Guardsman called her "Objective Delta" which is what she was called on their mission manifest.

The Adept would just call her Delta, the other party members called her "girl"

>>4943235

No not really. I mean I have had a tendancy to write a story or two for /tg/, mostly recollections of my games.

>>4943253
I'm sorry, are you new to anime?

>>4943239
lol POWER WORD: DYNAMIC SHIFT

FUCK AND RAPE HER IN THE ASS AND IN THE VAG!!!!!

>>4943239
Because the DM in OP's post is a moron and doesn't know how to use DMPCs.

The second DM knows how to use DMPCs with amazing success.

>>4943248

>>4943264
No, but I'm more familiar with the Good stuff, not weird-ass moe stuff. And Tadpole girl there just kind of drove it home; look at the eye placement and spacing.

>>4943248
I think you were beaten to the punch, and this was much more subtle.

>>4943109
>>Oh my, is that some properly executed GRIMDARK?
>>properly executed

>>4943272
that what i wana do

Little Girls have their place in Stories and tabletop RPGs. They should made available for the players to form an attatchement with, rather than shoehorned in. OP is in a bad situation. Grimdark traumatized dissected girl, on the other hand, is a well-done example of loli-usage in Grimdark Settings.

Makes me wish we didnt have a Diablo/Wow player as our GM in my Dark Heresy game. I'm playing exactly the sort of character that would get attatched, too. (Law-and-Order detective-style Arbiter. Way too idealistic and sentimental to survive long in 40K, but his self-destruct will be fun to watch)

This thread is now about unwavering service to the Emperor.

Attempt to train her into a PC class of some kind. Be adamant that if the girl is going to continue to follow you, she must be able to at least defend herself in some way. You'll either get a useful (all be it, annoying) Marry-Sue DMPC or it will surprise the DM enough he will have to start making shit up on the fly, and that's always fun, even if the DM sucks.

>>4943380
Ollanius Pius.

How about you approach the DM and tell him that random hanger on girl is fucking annoying and its ruining the game for you.

This is definitely a case of "Out-of-game solution required" at any rate.

>>4943380

I killed Santa for the Emperor. Does that count?

>>4943460
The Emperor is Santa. How else could Santa deliver that many presents at that speed?

>>4943460
Depends; was he filling the childrens stockings with HERESY?

>>4943477

He was standing in a crowd of heretics that I threw a grenade at. I totally didn't know Santa was in the crowd. I nuked four heretics and like 20 civilians.

>>4943489
4 less heritics in the universe, it was justified

>>4943489
>I nuked four heretics and like 20 potential heretics

>>4943489
5 heretics; one is in a Santa suit.

For fuck's sake do what you want with her. The DM is obviously going to do -something- based on the way your party reacts to the wee loli. So do what your party generally does, then see what happens.

If the DM doesn't do anything then call out DM for faggotry.

What you do with the little girl is very simple. It is better if you have a dwarf, someone large or simply someone with high STR, like the Barbarian, Fighter, maybe even the Cleric.

With me so far? Okay, tie her to said strong man's back. If you are feeling vindictive, you can just use the poor gal as a meatshield on your back. Feeling nice, and you can tie an actual shield to your back over the loli, preferably completely obscuring her.

This achieves several things: First, you keep the girl, DM is happy, sort of. Second, she is out of the way, specifically your way and out of danger (Presumably), and thus not a problem to you. You're happy. Three, the girl is properly very uncomfortable with this arrangement, bonus points. If she complains, gag her. Not even a Paladin can argue with this plan.

Seriously, your DM just wants you to interact with said loli to the point you get pissed off and end up killing, molesting or humiliating said loli out of pent up rage and frustration.

Just beat the shit out of your DM, deny him the ability to DM ever again and exclude him from your gaming session ever again whether he's the DM or not.

Let him pay for the error of his ways instead of rewarding it with attention.

>>4941851

I can't believe this hasn't be said over the course of the ENTIRE thread, I like loli rape as much as the next guy but there's something you've all overlooked.

>>A random warforged literally delivers her to us within the hour, and then dashes off.

CHASE THAT MOTHERFUCKER. See where he's going, where's coming from and why! A wizard with a phantasmic steed will be able to outpace a warforged on foot without a problem. Track that fucking thing all the way back where he came from, find out what the hell is going on.

If the DM wanted you to do this then you can finally move on from this stupid plot. If he didn't, then you just fucked up his plans in the most innocent and perfectly understandable way. If he says the warforged suddenly starts flying or something tell him you drop the loli off of a cliff, it'll have to come back to save her and you can continue the chase.

>>4943304
Just don't react to anything the loli does, ever. If it talks, never acknowledge so. When it follows you, forget it's there during scenes. If it stabs you in the back, completely ignore what the DM says and just continue on.

>>4944428

Probably the best idea here. It requires NOTHING on your part. Get your lads in on it with you, check if they're all good for it before going and fucking your DM right back.

Apparently you haven't thought of some good uses for a loli. If you can't have her trained as a bard that sings "Itsy Bitsy Spider," she still has a myriad of uses.

Did you know?
Lolis are too light to trigger pressure plates. This is great for getting past those tricky pressure plates.
Lolis give the same bonus to aid another as anyone else. She is a walking +2 (provided she can get a result of at least 10 on the related roll) to attack, defense, or skills.
Lolis count as a two-handed weapon.
Lolis can distract enemy guards. They'll be too busy paying attention to the little girl to notice the adventuring party sneaking around behind them.
Lolis can also be used as collateral or peace offerings. If you make her look real nice, you could probably even use her as payment for that fancy sword you've always wanted.

OP here. I found a far superior site: http://www.UnonTalk.com/ (Unon = Anon)

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Use the loli as trap bait. Dungeon mechanical traps I mean.

If the DM is really some creepy guy, he'll think it's awesome you're talking to her, if he's just trying to railroad you with some loli lich storyline, you can just sent her off to get killed by acid traps!

>>4943067
Magnificent

>>4943067
>>4943095

I salute you, king of the heart-stabbing DMs.

Wow what the fuck /tg/ I thought you had half a heart.

I'm planning on a DH mission where the acolytes have to hunt down a growing cult. It attracts mutants who believe this one guy preaching has found a messiah who can sure their deformities and make them human. They have to clean out the heresy, but if they take the time to notice, they will learn the girl is powerless and is only a cover for the preacher who is a twisted rouge psyker masking his presence. Will they shoot the little girl? Only to find out they've been fooled and feel horrible. I want to find out.

>>4944739

Who the hell told you that?

>>4944751

>>4942180
Mack??!

Get a new DM.

>>4944759

That image was obviously doctored.

>>4941851
Use the Lina Inverse method of having useless idiots follow you.
Use them as packmules to carry your shit, and as decoys for you to use.
They are disposable items, after all.

>>4941851
Are you a Chaotic Evil I RAPE BABIES HAHA KILL EVERYTHING idiot? If so, then yes, kill her, you're already crazy.

Anything else, no.

In the end, I'm still wondering why OP and some of /tg/ is so damned vindictive towards this npc.
It has done NOTHING, outside of simply being there, and the only interactions made were the times the OP and his party tried to get rid of her for seemingly arbitrary reasons; ie they could.
They have not tried in any fashion to communicate with her, or reasonably try to investigate her purpose. She has a fucking warforge at her beck and call, and OP isn't the least bit curious why, as he is too busy trying to be RAWR tuff guy.
tl;dr OP and his party are idiots. You have, at the least, a tool that can be wielded to your own whims (and that maybe why she is there, I've done things like this myself), and OP + co are so into themselves that they can't even see it. I hope she kills you all.

>>4944768
In the same sense that all screencaps are doctored.

>>4943460
>I killed Santa for the Emperor. Does that count?

Damn right you did, and it was glorious!

If you want to trap the GM, give her a bunch of scrolls to carry, have one of them be a scroll with explosive runes cast on it.

"oh how cute she wasted all your scrolls"
"No she exploded her face off, I told her not to read them"