...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Stick your dong in nail polish remover.

>how do i undo superglue?

You can't, enjoy your guardsman penis.

>>4956404
"Why hello there. Do you want see the star of my regiment?"

>>4956432
HIS SOLDIER RISES FOR THE EMPEROR

"Men of the Imperium, RISE!"

>>4956404
does that mean you benefit from the 'Second Rank, Fire!' special order?

nailpolish remover.

methylated spirits also works, but slower

I find this hilarious.

Are you happy to see me or is that a soldier in your pants

Sulfuric acid would do the trick.

>>4956431
i tried this, it just burned a bit but it didnt come off. what should i do?!

On the off chance you haven't made this thread purely for entertainment value, I'm going to recommend going to the hospital very angrily and if they ask you anything, tell them your girlfriend is a fucking cunt.

>>4956603
we can try and post some RAGE images if you can't stir yourself into a proper frenzy.

It will eventually fall off.

For now, pics or it didn't happen.

Xom is amused.

>>4956599
Did it contain acetone? If not, that's your problem right there. Acetone's what makes nail polish dissolve superglue. Decaffinated tea and coffee also work, if they've been decaffinated with methylene chloride.

On another note, do NOT put on cotton underwear until you get that small soldier off your small soldier. Superglue and cotton have a nasty chemical reaction that produces massive amounts of heat. We're talking enough to cause burns, and if you've used enough glue, you could light your undies ON FIRE.

OP, you're going to have to put some ice directly on the super glue until it freezes. Then it will flake right off.

Don't worry if your skin starts to turn blue, it will go right back to normal.

>>4956700

>cotton
>superglue
>fire
>fire
>fire

>fire

Hrm. Must remember to try this.

>>4956628
I pulled the other bit off me, torso is still stuck

>>4956700
>>4956716

Don't listen to these guys, you're going to want to put a 100% cotton cloth on that immediately. It actually casues a chemical reaction that makes the glue dissolve harmlessly. Feel free to use more glue to loosen up the part that's hard (the glue, that is.)

I deman a pic of said gaurdsmen penis.

>>4956700
>Decaffinated tea and coffee also work, if they've been decaffinated with methylene chloride.

I don't want to be mean or anything here, but that may well be the dumbest statement I've heard or seen today.

>>4956700
This only happens with wet superglue, also you need a pretty large drop to get an even mildly hot reaction.

>>4956732
...
I...I don't know what I should type right now. I'm drawing a complete blank.

I don't
what?

>>4956732
The Emperor's Finest
<_<

>>4956732

>>4956732
Xom finds this hilarious!

>>4956732
You seem to have excess skin anyways, just rip that thing off.

This is ridiculous and you are ridiculous and this entire situation I don't even

>>4956732

Go get circumcised, problem over.

>>4956732
His winkie is wearing Flak Armor.

>>4956732
Wait, it's on your foreskin. Just get a Rabbi to chop it off, problem solved.

>>4956732
This man takes protection very seriously.

acetone works, seriously. it just takes a few minutes.
google 'remove superglue' if you don't believe me.

>>4956404
Wear a condom next time. Commissars orders.

Wow Op you great multi-tasking, next time fap and cut some models out...

>>4956949
lololool

archived because of penis

>>4957193
LOL

I can't stop laughing.

This man has a firm grip over his privates. This rogue guardsman should be dealt with quickly.

acetone, nail polish remover or denatured alcohol

>>4956732

I LOL'ed.

>>4956732

>>4956732
OH GOD I LEFT THIS THREAD THINKING YOU WOULDN'T DO IT. D:
D: x 1000!

Well, you may as well be a man and rip the other part off. If there is any blood, post more pics.

>>4956732

Ahahahaha

Awesome!

>>4956732

HERO OF THE IMPERIUM

Truly the greatest win I've ever witnessed on the 4chun.

>>4956732

>>4956404
who the fuck uses super glue on plastic models, GTFO /tg/!

hahahahahaha best thing I've seen all day

the emperor guides his blade

If you've come this far, go all out and Baneblade it.

More pics!

>>4957693

I do.

Oh holy fuck this made my day.

Or night, whatever.

which one of you hereticfags downvoted this in the archive?

Why the fuck were you using superglue on plastic models? Use fucking plastic glue.

>>4957772

me

>>4957787

We know you stupid, now you killed the thread and there's no point in archiving now.

>>4957784

I'm going to nerdrage at you and make meaningless threats at you now

>>4957803

I am ready

my reaction to thread

>>4957799
?

>>4957784
you go die

>>4956732
What the shit? How the hell does your foreskin look that fucking scaly?

>>4957826

How's that supposed to be weird in any way?

>>4957833
Because it looks dry and flaky and everything.

MY FORESKIN IS AS SMOOTH AND SUPPLE AS THE FINEST SILKS OF THE ORIENT

I AM A GOD AMONG UNCIRCUMCISED MEN

I cannot... wut? But seriously, ascetone that sucker right off. Or, if you're a real man, rip it right off.

>>4957826
Wassup

>>4957826
From what I've seen on my years on 4chan, I've learned that white guys have weird foreskin.

>>4957852
OP IS A TRANDOSHAN
MYSTERY SOLVED

>>4957844

Seriously just pull the fucker off. The superglue only bonds to the first layer of skin. IT might smart a little butthere will be no damage.

I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED.

My mom asked what was so funny. I told her.

Now she's laughing too.

>>4957961
OP SOMEWHERE SOMEONE'S MOM IS LAUGHING AT YOU!

>>4957961

Your mom is awesome.

>>4957961

You should glue a guardsman to YOUR penis, see what happens.

Post pics.

op here, as painful as it was i just ripped it off.


did my cock just start a lol thread?

>>4957991
>Your mom is awesome.

I know.

Yesterday scientists discovered a new style of foreskin containing the chests of soldiers of the Imperium.

I thought this was one of those bullshit story threads but when I actually saw the pic

I died laughing

>Seal of Approval jpg

This thread is awesome and your penis should feel awesome.

looooooool

>>4958058
OP is my hero

We're watching you.. SCUM.

As long as we're talking about dicks, what's the best way to wash your penis without too much discomfort? Any special soaps?

I ask because even though I wash mine every day, there's some discoloration. It's darker about the last one-third of the way, and I'm not sure if it's dirt or not. Thing is, I think vigorously handwashing with soap might not be enough. Is there something I'm missing?

>>4958332
If it's not going away after a few weeks, it's probably a part of or underneath the skin. The skin sheds, so that discoloration should've already disappeared if it is dirt or something. Talk to a doctor if you're so concerned.

>>4958332
Stop jamming it up poopers.

>>4958332
Same fag.

>>4958332
>>/tg/
>>asking for dick advice

I was looking for an appropriate reaction picture to this thread, but I couldn't find one, so here's a picture of some food.

>>4958353
I've had it for years. I even tried scrubbing with a towel. But otherwise everything works okay.

You made me a very happy boy OP. A very, very happy boy.

Pure awesome

>>4958417

General Tso's Chicken!

>>4958332
Special soaps? Be a fucking man! Pic related.

>This thread.

>>4957961
And you're still not the best.

Awesome shit.

Whatdowedoooooooo~~~~~~~~!!!??

>this thread

I laughed HARD
The kid i watch over wonderd what the fuck was up. I told him, he can't stop laughing.
DAMN dude! You made my day.

At any rate, superglue doesn't take a deep hold. It won't "seep" into your skin. So as you shed your skin it will fall off. Might be akward to wank for a while though.

>>4956732
I...I don't know why I find this hilarious.

>>4960768
Might want to check what SPECIFIC part it is trapped in.

MAGNIFICENT

>>4956923

>>4958332
>>4958509
IT'S BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT.

Seriously.

lololool

"Sir, Guardsman Bob reporting for duty!"
"Bob... I've known you for years..."
"Sir yes sir!"
"In all those yea-- WHAT THE...."
"PPEEENNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS"
"SOMEONE REPLACED BOB WITH A GIANT PENIS!"
"This would have taken some sort of tactical genius...."

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED strikes again.

sticky dis

LEGENDARY THRED GUIS

>>4961558
Looks like sticky things got him into this situation in the first place!

DOHOHOHO.

>>4958808

Source of this pic?

>>4961553
"No, I'm pretty sure it was Slaanesh, sir."

>>4961592
"Unless.... someone is fielding a proxy-creed in a lost and the damned imperial guard force.... "

.........wtf

I hace nothing to contribute to this, other than to say I have been laughing for like an hour straight. OP, your story has made me crap myself a little bit. You owe me new pants.

>>4961590

Conan's favorite joke

it involved Conan being charged by a guy who was a friend to the Cthulhu looking thing that captured the wimmin in the background.

best thread on /tg/ right now

It'll be just like a band aid and rip it off quick you won't feel a thing.

OP, I love you.

saw this on the front page, had to come see.

>Xom thinks this is hilarious!

>>4958058

I demand a pic of penis post-ripping

>>4956404
any particular reason why you were naked when you were gluing your guardsmen?

>>4956732
See this is why circumcision is bad. Imagine how much worse off you would be if you were a cutfag.

>>4965115

Read the OP, he says he watches porn while modeling.