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    19 KB Help with glue Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)21:38 No.4956404  
    Help me /tg/! i watch porn while modelling, i accidently glued an imperial guardsman head and torso to my penis when i thoughtlessly rubbed myself and did not notice the pieces temporarily sticking to my hand. how do i undo superglue?
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)21:39 No.4956420
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)21:41 No.4956431
    Stick your dong in nail polish remover.
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)21:41 No.4956432
    >how do i undo superglue?

    You can't, enjoy your guardsman penis.
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)21:41 No.4956437
    "Why hello there. Do you want see the star of my regiment?"
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)21:42 No.4956440
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    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)21:46 No.4956466
    "Men of the Imperium, RISE!"
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)21:47 No.4956473
    does that mean you benefit from the 'Second Rank, Fire!' special order?
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)21:47 No.4956476
    nailpolish remover.

    methylated spirits also works, but slower
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/21/09(Sun)21:49 No.4956486
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    I find this hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)21:55 No.4956528
    Are you happy to see me or is that a soldier in your pants
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)21:59 No.4956586
    Sulfuric acid would do the trick.
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)22:01 No.4956599
    i tried this, it just burned a bit but it didnt come off. what should i do?!
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)22:02 No.4956603
    On the off chance you haven't made this thread purely for entertainment value, I'm going to recommend going to the hospital very angrily and if they ask you anything, tell them your girlfriend is a fucking cunt.
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)22:03 No.4956622
    we can try and post some RAGE images if you can't stir yourself into a proper frenzy.
    >> The Laziest Troll 06/21/09(Sun)22:04 No.4956628
    It will eventually fall off.

    For now, pics or it didn't happen.
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)22:09 No.4956680
    Xom is amused.
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)22:11 No.4956700
    Did it contain acetone? If not, that's your problem right there. Acetone's what makes nail polish dissolve superglue. Decaffinated tea and coffee also work, if they've been decaffinated with methylene chloride.

    On another note, do NOT put on cotton underwear until you get that small soldier off your small soldier. Superglue and cotton have a nasty chemical reaction that produces massive amounts of heat. We're talking enough to cause burns, and if you've used enough glue, you could light your undies ON FIRE.
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)22:13 No.4956716
    OP, you're going to have to put some ice directly on the super glue until it freezes. Then it will flake right off.

    Don't worry if your skin starts to turn blue, it will go right back to normal.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/21/09(Sun)22:14 No.4956728
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    Hrm. Must remember to try this.
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)22:14 No.4956732
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    I pulled the other bit off me, torso is still stuck
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)22:15 No.4956741

    Don't listen to these guys, you're going to want to put a 100% cotton cloth on that immediately. It actually casues a chemical reaction that makes the glue dissolve harmlessly. Feel free to use more glue to loosen up the part that's hard (the glue, that is.)
    >> Mightybooshin !!TI3ka8HOGie 06/21/09(Sun)22:15 No.4956742
    I deman a pic of said gaurdsmen penis.
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)22:16 No.4956744
    >Decaffinated tea and coffee also work, if they've been decaffinated with methylene chloride.

    I don't want to be mean or anything here, but that may well be the dumbest statement I've heard or seen today.
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)22:17 No.4956765
    This only happens with wet superglue, also you need a pretty large drop to get an even mildly hot reaction.
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)22:18 No.4956772
    I...I don't know what I should type right now. I'm drawing a complete blank.
    >> Can a bus dream? 06/21/09(Sun)22:19 No.4956775
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    I don't
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)22:22 No.4956797
    The Emperor's Finest
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)22:22 No.4956801
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    >> The Laughing Man !!CwndNHTjLMy 06/21/09(Sun)22:27 No.4956834
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    Xom finds this hilarious!
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)22:29 No.4956855
    You seem to have excess skin anyways, just rip that thing off.
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)22:30 No.4956858
    This is ridiculous and you are ridiculous and this entire situation I don't even
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)22:30 No.4956863

    Go get circumcised, problem over.
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)22:31 No.4956870
    His winkie is wearing Flak Armor.
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)22:31 No.4956872
    Wait, it's on your foreskin. Just get a Rabbi to chop it off, problem solved.
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)22:35 No.4956906
    This man takes protection very seriously.
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)22:36 No.4956909
    acetone works, seriously. it just takes a few minutes.
    google 'remove superglue' if you don't believe me.
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)22:36 No.4956923
    Wear a condom next time. Commissars orders.
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)22:39 No.4956949
    Wow Op you great multi-tasking, next time fap and cut some models out...
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)22:45 No.4956997
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)23:09 No.4957193
    archived because of penis
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)23:10 No.4957201
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)23:12 No.4957223
    I can't stop laughing.
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)23:21 No.4957306
    This man has a firm grip over his privates. This rogue guardsman should be dealt with quickly.
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)23:26 No.4957349
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    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)23:28 No.4957367
    acetone, nail polish remover or denatured alcohol
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    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)23:32 No.4957405
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    I LOL'ed.
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)23:38 No.4957479
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    >> The Laziest Troll 06/21/09(Sun)23:53 No.4957601
    D: x 1000!

    Well, you may as well be a man and rip the other part off. If there is any blood, post more pics.
    >> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)23:59 No.4957655
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    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/22/09(Mon)00:01 No.4957666
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    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:03 No.4957675
    Truly the greatest win I've ever witnessed on the 4chun.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:03 No.4957686
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    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:04 No.4957693
    who the fuck uses super glue on plastic models, GTFO /tg/!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:06 No.4957709
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    hahahahahaha best thing I've seen all day
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:07 No.4957717
    the emperor guides his blade
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:09 No.4957733
    If you've come this far, go all out and Baneblade it.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:11 No.4957743
    More pics!
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/22/09(Mon)00:12 No.4957752

    I do.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:13 No.4957757
    Oh holy fuck this made my day.

    Or night, whatever.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:14 No.4957772
    which one of you hereticfags downvoted this in the archive?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:15 No.4957780
    Why the fuck were you using superglue on plastic models? Use fucking plastic glue.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:16 No.4957784

    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:17 No.4957799

    We know you stupid, now you killed the thread and there's no point in archiving now.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:17 No.4957803

    I'm going to nerdrage at you and make meaningless threats at you now
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:18 No.4957810

    I am ready
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:20 No.4957824
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    my reaction to thread
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:20 No.4957825

    you go die
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:20 No.4957826
    What the shit? How the hell does your foreskin look that fucking scaly?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:21 No.4957833

    How's that supposed to be weird in any way?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:22 No.4957842
    Because it looks dry and flaky and everything.


    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:22 No.4957844
    I cannot... wut? But seriously, ascetone that sucker right off. Or, if you're a real man, rip it right off.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:23 No.4957852
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    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:24 No.4957861
    From what I've seen on my years on 4chan, I've learned that white guys have weird foreskin.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:25 No.4957872
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:26 No.4957882

    Seriously just pull the fucker off. The superglue only bonds to the first layer of skin. IT might smart a little butthere will be no damage.
    >> Fuuka the Fey Mood 06/22/09(Mon)00:36 No.4957961
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    My mom asked what was so funny. I told her.

    Now she's laughing too.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:39 No.4957989
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:39 No.4957991

    Your mom is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:40 No.4957996

    You should glue a guardsman to YOUR penis, see what happens.

    Post pics.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:47 No.4958058
    op here, as painful as it was i just ripped it off.

    did my cock just start a lol thread?
    >> Fuuka the Fey Mood 06/22/09(Mon)00:50 No.4958090
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    >Your mom is awesome.

    I know.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:55 No.4958131
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    Yesterday scientists discovered a new style of foreskin containing the chests of soldiers of the Imperium.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:58 No.4958158
    I thought this was one of those bullshit story threads but when I actually saw the pic

    I died laughing
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:58 No.4958161
    >Seal of Approval jpg

    This thread is awesome and your penis should feel awesome.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)00:59 No.4958166
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)01:08 No.4958245
    OP is my hero
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)01:15 No.4958287
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    We're watching you.. SCUM.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)01:20 No.4958332
    As long as we're talking about dicks, what's the best way to wash your penis without too much discomfort? Any special soaps?

    I ask because even though I wash mine every day, there's some discoloration. It's darker about the last one-third of the way, and I'm not sure if it's dirt or not. Thing is, I think vigorously handwashing with soap might not be enough. Is there something I'm missing?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)01:22 No.4958353
    If it's not going away after a few weeks, it's probably a part of or underneath the skin. The skin sheds, so that discoloration should've already disappeared if it is dirt or something. Talk to a doctor if you're so concerned.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)01:23 No.4958362
    Stop jamming it up poopers.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)01:24 No.4958365
    Same fag.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)01:26 No.4958388
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    >>asking for dick advice
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)01:30 No.4958417
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    I was looking for an appropriate reaction picture to this thread, but I couldn't find one, so here's a picture of some food.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)01:43 No.4958509
    I've had it for years. I even tried scrubbing with a towel. But otherwise everything works okay.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)01:52 No.4958572
    You made me a very happy boy OP. A very, very happy boy.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)02:03 No.4958653
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    Pure awesome
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/22/09(Mon)02:07 No.4958689
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    General Tso's Chicken!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)02:16 No.4958767
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    Special soaps? Be a fucking man! Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)02:21 No.4958808
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    >This thread.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)02:44 No.4959033
    And you're still not the best.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)07:34 No.4960649
    Awesome shit.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)07:42 No.4960686
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)08:00 No.4960768
    I laughed HARD
    The kid i watch over wonderd what the fuck was up. I told him, he can't stop laughing.
    DAMN dude! You made my day.

    At any rate, superglue doesn't take a deep hold. It won't "seep" into your skin. So as you shed your skin it will fall off. Might be akward to wank for a while though.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)08:28 No.4960903
    I...I don't know why I find this hilarious.

    Might want to check what SPECIFIC part it is trapped in.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)08:33 No.4960929
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    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)08:55 No.4961021

    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)10:19 No.4961528
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)10:24 No.4961553
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    "Sir, Guardsman Bob reporting for duty!"
    "Bob... I've known you for years..."
    "Sir yes sir!"
    "In all those yea-- WHAT THE...."
    "This would have taken some sort of tactical genius...."

    CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED strikes again.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)10:25 No.4961558
    sticky dis
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)10:27 No.4961563
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    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)10:30 No.4961581
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)10:32 No.4961586
    Looks like sticky things got him into this situation in the first place!

    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)10:32 No.4961590

    Source of this pic?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)10:33 No.4961591
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    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)10:33 No.4961592
    "No, I'm pretty sure it was Slaanesh, sir."
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)10:34 No.4961599
    "Unless.... someone is fielding a proxy-creed in a lost and the damned imperial guard force.... "
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)14:21 No.4963356
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)16:24 No.4964165
    I hace nothing to contribute to this, other than to say I have been laughing for like an hour straight. OP, your story has made me crap myself a little bit. You owe me new pants.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)16:26 No.4964196
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    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)16:28 No.4964214

    Conan's favorite joke

    it involved Conan being charged by a guy who was a friend to the Cthulhu looking thing that captured the wimmin in the background.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)16:54 No.4964424
    best thread on /tg/ right now
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)17:00 No.4964472
    It'll be just like a band aid and rip it off quick you won't feel a thing.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)17:02 No.4964491
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    OP, I love you.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)17:12 No.4964586
    saw this on the front page, had to come see.

    >Xom thinks this is hilarious!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)17:37 No.4964782

    I demand a pic of penis post-ripping
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:14 No.4965115
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    any particular reason why you were naked when you were gluing your guardsmen?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:39 No.4965318
    See this is why circumcision is bad. Imagine how much worse off you would be if you were a cutfag.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/09(Mon)18:42 No.4965350

    Read the OP, he says he watches porn while modeling.

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