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All kingdoms and empires are in fact democratically elected by their citizens. There is no communism.

All humans are male and all nonhuman human-like species are entirely female.

Bump Diesel

The concept of helmets is alien to all.

Remnants of an ancient, super-advanced species are scattered throughout the world.

>>4958799
>>4958818
I see where this is going.

Fuck.

the primary means of transportation is giant turtles.

All kingdoms and empires are in fact communist. There is no democracy.

Magic is believed to be a product & tool of the unholy and is feared by the vast majority of the people.

There is no night, just a regular period of intense cloudiness.

Humans are the vast minority, meaning a drow like Feminist rule across the world.

Magic in all forms leave the user in a trance like state not unlike an LSD trip.

The only elves are a straight-up Dunmer ripoff - biology, culture, etc.

Swords are outlawed. Only weapons with practical uses outside of warfare are permitted.

As a tradition, all elves paint themselves in ash and carry two scimitars into battle.

Most are knowledgeable about the land and it's creatures.

>>4958871
>>4958873
These swords are purely ornamental. They actually fight with their fists and pommels.

Female dwarves have beards, but male dwarves do not. Because of this, like the seahorse, it is the male dwarf that carries the child.

>>4958839
>>4958846

These two together could produce a giant part of a lot of plots.

The myconids have "reverse-children" -- the babies are larger than a giant and the oldest of the elders are shorter than gnomes.

The only divine forces are the celestial bureaucracy.

Hedonistic pleasure cults devoted to the shamanistic worship of animals are a constant problem. They are routed out and burned at the stake with increasing regularity

There is a hole in the moon. A perfect cylinder that stretches straight through to the other side.

Elves are pale and beautiful. They live in magic sky castles and research spells undreamed of by arcanists of other races.

Because elves are a spawn of chaos and ancient abominations from beyond, and can tap the weave without having to face sanity checks. They like milk and little kids.

cockfighting is a common recreation in most heavily populated areas.

I dont mean chickens fighting, I mean men slapping their cocks together for tournament winnings.

Beavers are sentient and are well versed in the arts of jungle warfare.

While humans are outnumbered, they are the only race group to truly band together despite differences - the other races constantly feud amongst themselves, and even (perhaps in some cases especially!) within themselves.

>>4958971
Guinea pigs have a separatist movement.

Cockfighting has been expressly forbidden amongst most races, only the elves participate and losers forfeit their genitalia by way of scimitar.

1 in every 1000 trees is both sentient and psionic.

Some gnomish cultures breed and raise various insects. These are crushed and processed to create chitinous buildings and armor.

The world's second post powerful kingdom is ruled by the benevolent Faerie Tarrasque. He makes no attempts to conceal his true nature. Though he has made social reforms that are wildly popular with humans and dwarves, he IS a Tarrasque, and requires that meat be supplied to him regularly, in large amounts. He likes the taste of elves, which has resulted in elves being "dehumanized" and being treated by humans and dwarves as livestock. Sexual congress with an elf is akin to fucking a sheep. Half-elves are traditionally put out of their misery as soon as they are discovered.

>>4958981
>Guinea pigs have an army of droids.

>>4958957

just curious how do they determine the winner?

>>4958999
Cockfighting is conducted in a manner similar to boxing and continues until one man loses consciousness.

Some other anon already defined that only humans were male, but elves cockfight, so female elves have dicks.

The major religion of the continent is dedicated to the worship of a clever evil god, who uses good PR to trick the not-evil worshippers into continuing to worship and do its bidding. It is considered good luck for beginning do-gooders to complete a small task given to them by a priest of said religion.

The god's name is Malchior.

>>4959022
Yes, all elves are dickgirls.

At midnight on the darkest and longest night of the year, an infinite number of ghosts, devils, demons, and necromantic horrors emerge from the deepest abysses of the ocean, from the calderas of smoking volcanos, and from the twisted nightmarish dreams of a million sleeping children.

And then, under the reflected moon- and starlight scintillating from the planetary rings at anywhere from 60 to 600 BPM, the infernal and abyssal DJs throw down the most epic and awesome rave in all of creation.

On the shortest night of the year, they do the same thing, but then they've got more stamina left for the afterparty the next day.

The warhammer dark gods exist but as opposites to themselves in this world. Khorne is the god of peace, Nurgle the god of health, Slaanesh the god of chastity and abstinence, and Tzeentch the god of consistency. FLOWERS FOR THE FLOWER THRONE!

>>4958837
>All kingdoms and empires are in fact communist. There is no democracy.
Everyone is confused about economic systems and forms of government.

>>4958780
That's not a Buffalo, bro. That is an American Bison.

>>4959007
If elves can knock each other out by hitting each other with their cocks, they either need a more severe CON penalty or a massive CHA boost.

Kobolds are a race of technologically advanced scavengers who sell their services off to the highest bidder in exchange for slaves. No one knows what they do with the slaves, but the disturbing value placed on males leads to many rumors...

Kobolds are among some of the more vile and disgusting aberrations resulting from sexually transmitted diseases and leprosy among them is common at birth and rabidly infectious, so much so that kobolds have found refuge in technology to ease their horrible lives - all hopes for a cure have long since been lost.

Bearded cave-dwelling platipi spend most of their days harvesting crystallized bananas from their catacombs underneath the largest mountain in all the land. Hording the bananas from the screaming turtle beasts in an attempt to starve them to death and silence the cacophonous sound heard throughout the mountain range.

>>4959036
At first I was like that's fucking stupid then I kept reading and, fucking hell pic related.

>>4959052
LET'S GIVE THEM BOTH

Elves:
-6 CON
+6 CHA

>>4959107

The legends say that when this silence finally comes, the world will end.

There is an active and successful space program, things are launched into orbit by giant planet based cannons that literally shoot the vessel out of the atmosphere where it will stabilize it's orbit by venting gasses to correct it's course. These corrections are performed by dedicated numeromancers, spell casters that deal solely in the realm of numbers, as they are the only people alive capable of calculating the corrections fast enough. To avoid being squished by the pressure from being shot out of a cannon a handy numeromancer spell, Tafbert's comfortable average, is used to counteract the enormous forces involved. When cast inside the vessel, it will create a bubble of neutral gravity roughly equal to that of the planet it's cast on. This spell also makes orbital habitation and deep space travel possible.

An entire nation has been formed in orbit of the planet who trade star metals and exquisite sculptures made in zero gravity for food and water, the air supply is provided through a bag of winds. When the oxygen content of the air becomes too "dirty" it's sealed into pressurized tanks to be used for propulsion and new air is filtered in from the bag of winds.

Elves and Humans have long been at war. The origins are hazy, but lie in the fact that humans, being the only true males on the planet, view the elves and their dicks as abominations.

The elves on the other hand, believe that the humans started the war because not only is the average elf dick much larger than a human one, but because the elves refuse to wear pants as well. Logically, the humans are just insanely jealous, and not only try to hide their pathetic dicks, but seek to lash out against the superior elves as well.

At least one out of every four humans, male or female, is actually a Ridiculously Human Robot.

These were created by one species, now long dead, basically for shits and giggles. You really don't want to know what happened to the people they replaced.

And 1/4 of all humanity is born with the robot gene, activating at puberty and turning them into the next generation of Ridiculously Human Robots.

Then there are the more recent and slightly more obviously robotic Whoreforged, androids created by a species of amphibious cybersquid to mate with humans, thus depressing the birth rate and ensuring that humanity will die out, leaving more room for cybersquid to colonize the land.

Unfortunately for everybody, the Ridiculously Human Robots also have sex with the Whoreforged. And both sides of that one are fertile.

The resulting Alchemical Exalted knockoffs are, needless to say, unexpected.

>>4958973
>While humans are outnumbered, they are the only race group to truly band together despite differences - the other races constantly feud amongst themselves, and even (perhaps in some cases especially!) within themselves.

Hohoho. Well played.

The primary diet of the Elf consists of Elfen dongs, making cockfighting a necessity among their kind and the social outcasting and very obvious branding of the loser tends to cause them to bleed to death resulting in a marked dwindling of the Elf population as it constantly reduces itself.

Despite the constant decemation of their race, elves continue to exist as a major political power because the average elf will produce ten children each year of their exceptionally long lives. The fact that their race is still dwindling is quite telling.

How did this descend into dickgirlery?

>>4959313

It was inevitable, really.

>>4959334
Late night 4chan.

A taller breed of female kobold with barely scaled skin and mammalian eyes called Ktolds has been starting to settle in the poorer areas of the nations, trading, forming houses of prostitution and attempting to sell off their virgin daughters as wives to other races.

The prevailing attitude is to hate them, but in private it's a different matter.

A small number of the platipi have broken away from the hive and now pledge allegiance to the gods of law. In a show of subservience to their new masters these rogue platipi have shaved the beards from their faces. This shaving is strongly looked down upon in Platiputian society due to the fact that these glorious beards were a gift given to the cave dwellers by Cthulhu as payment to destroy the screaming turtle beasts by famine. Cthulhu asked of this from the platipi because the turtle beasts incessant howling and screeching kept him from his eternal slumber.

Blue, Green, Purple and Pink are all common human hair and eye colors. Blonde, Brown and Black is unheard of.

>>4959185
The strongest and longest of the elvish cock warriors always goes by the title "Manhattan"

S/he glowes blue with psionic powers but by oath may never intentionally cover the lower half of his person ever again.

Many 'Manhattans' in the past have gone out of their way to present their genitals to as many people as possible.

the elves are a degenerate form of the worker drones of the ancient and lost race that made toe Robots

the Space progaram is run by the dragons in an attempt to find and loot the lat outposts of said race.

the punctured moon keeps a stable orbit (though it is to be noted it spins slightly) over a large cluster of ancient ruins and some connection has been suspected by local archeologists and technologists working out of them

This thread is an abomination.

>>4959442
I would play a campaign in this word, it would be amazing.

Humans have natural necromatic powers and countless undead servants. Ancestor worship is quite common, as often your ancestors will have helped raise you, in zombie form. The more ancient families have the most servants, and are therefore the wealthiest.

Sergals are the master race. All others are descendants of them.

The concept of mining is unknown except to the dwarfs. All metal comes from either them or exposed deposits.

sergals is the name of the long dead hyper advanced species

All the races make and use black powder. None have thought to weaponize it.

someone cap this
this would be an outstanding campaign

Every single race is completely illiterate.

>>4959540
This.

>>4959540

Thirding.

Lizardmen are hunted to near-extinction for their tasty tasty frogs legs

>>4959605
lulz

Coastal cities are constantly dealing with polution caused by nearby underwater merfolk cities. They pollute coastal land like we pollute the sea.

I'm totally snagging select parts of this for my next campaign.

>>4959667
Merfolk actually run a huge industry powered by geothermal vents. Kelp farms feed a goodly portion of coastal kingdoms.

Merfolk biosculpt coral and reforge fish to create material goods and beasts of burden.

Much of the pollution produced is alchemical and in gas form. It tends to blow over coastal regions, killing people, plants and animals while causing random unexpected events in areas of high concentration.

bamp

Drow are the primary slave race, enslaved by the Elves.