You know, I thought that was Elemental armor painted to look like an Smurf at first.

Is that actually about right for SM to regular dood size ratio?

Because I know they're xbox huge but that seems a wee bit big.

Well, not sure what the fluff says, but I would imagine you could explain larger size by saying that they're sitting in a control harness piloting the suit, not so much wearing it.

Space marines are about a foot taller than a regular person. Maybe add in another hlaf a foot to a foot for the armor.

Even still, that space marine would be nearly 10 feet tall assuming the human is about 5'6.

Space Marines are not 10 feet tall.

>>4968959
Yeah their 9 feet

>>4968929
Fail.

>>4968959
You win, good sir. The picture is massively out of scale.

>>4968912
The man is undersized, look at the barrels.

>>4968967
Fluff has always said between 7 and 8 feet. 9 feet would be the biggest space marine imaginable, wearing tactical dreadnought armour.
Also it's "they're". As in 'they are'.

>>4968929
You're thinking of Crisis suits.

>>4968912
Space Marines are supposedly 8 feet tall and 700 some odd pounds without armor.

>We hide in metal boxes to the enemy ... Cowards! Fool! We will gradually be put in a metal box!
Oh lawd, the message gets reversed.

>>4968988
There are some Space Wolves that get to be ~9 feet or so, but it's rare. I think.
I can't quote sources, just something I heard a long time ago.
But that doesn't contradict what you say, just pointing it out.

My name is huge!

私の名前は大です！


My name is great!

Please don't take these items.

これらのアイテムを取ることはありません。

These items will be taken.

...what.

This is no Zaku, boy! No Zaku!

これはザク、男の子です！いいえザク！

This Zaku, boy! No Zaku!

innocence proves nothing

何も無罪を証明する

Any exculpatory

Warhammer 40k, murder toys, Britain's attempt to brainwash our boys!

ウォーハンマー40k 、殺人おもちゃ、我々の少年たちを洗脳して、英国の試み！


Warhammer 40k, toys killing our boys and brainwash attempt Britain!

DOOM RIDER NANANANANANANA

ドゥームライダーNANANANANANANA

DUMURAIDA NANANANANANANA

It's time to wage to war!
戦争には、賃金の時間です！
The war, it's time to pay!

suffer not the witch to live

ライブには、魔女に苦しむ

to live is to suffer a witch

Fuck, that was the fire station.

セックスは、消防署だった

Sex was the fire station.

Tactical Genius:
During deployment, choose a single infantry or vehicle unit in your army. That unit has the Scouts special rule for the duration of the battle.


天才戦術：
導入時には、陸軍歩兵や車両での1つのユニットを選択します。そのユニッ
トは戦いの期間の特別なルールをスカウトしている。


Tactical genius:
When introduced, in an Army vehicle and select the infantry unit. The scout unit is a special rule of the war period.

So basic conclusion, Japanese is ass-backwards?

Commissar Fuklaw

委員Fuklaw

Fuklaw Committee

/tg/ does not have enough sex.


/トーゴ/十分性を持っていません

/ Togo / do not have a sufficient

>>4969077
>to live is to suffer a witch

MY LIFE IS A LIE

>>4969084

So basic conclusion, Japanese is ass-backwards?

だから基本的な結論は、日本のお尻は、逆？

The basic conclusion, therefore, the bottom is Japan, and vice versa?

>DUMURAIDA

haha, holy fuck I lol'd

>>4969107

the fact that an online Japanese translator could actually translate an english colloquialism has astonished me.

The Emperor is watching. The Emperor knows.
天皇を見ている。天皇を知っている。
Look at the emperor. I know the emperor.

Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.
恵まれても疑いの心を小さくしています。
Small and blessed the hearts of the doubt.

Only the insane have strength enough to prosper. Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane.
非常識な成功するだけで十分な力がある。本当に何人いるだけ正気繁栄を判
断することがあります。
Have the capacity to succeed in the insane. May determine the prosperity that many people only really sane.

>Look at the emperor. I know the emperor.

wth.png

The School of Master Asia! The Winds of the King! Gibberish! Look, the east is burning red!

学校マスターアジア！の王の風！ちんぷんかんぷんな話を！は、東に赤の書
き込みですね！

School Master Asia! King of the Wind! Gibberish! , I write in red on the east!

>I write in red on the east!

Fuck yeah.

>>4969115

the fact that an online Japanese translator could actually translate an english colloquialism has astonished me.

オンラインの日本語翻訳者という事実は、実際には英語が私を驚か話し言葉
を翻訳しています。

The fact that the Japanese translators online, has actually surprised me to translate the spoken English.

This thread has made me lol so hard.

このスレッドは私のハードロル川を行いました。

This thread has made me a river HADORORU.

If I ever need to pretend to be a Japanese person with horrid-ass English, I know where to go.

I was going to go to /d/ to fap but /tg/ is too good tonight.


私に行くつもりでした/ d /には/トーゴ/化FAP今夜にも良いです。

I had to go to a / d / to / Togo / FAP and is good for tonight.

lul wut?

>>4969156

>HADORORU

This is now a meme.

Rip and tear your guts! You are huge! That means you have huge guts!

暴れ狂うのガッツ！あなたは非常に大きい！は、大きな勇気がないことを意
味！

Guts of rampaging! You are huge! , Meaning that there is no great courage!

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war.
遠い未来の残酷な暗闇では、唯一の戦争です。
In the cruel darkness of the distant future is the only war.

CRUELDARK

>>4969177
>Meaning that there is no great courage!

what

Them dorfs, man. Them dorfs.

それらdorfs、人。 それらdorfs

Those dorfs, person. Those dorfs

>>4969156
Sweet Jesus I lol'd

miner cancels dig, interrupted by carp.


鉱山労働者は、鯉の中断を掘るキャンセルします。


Miner, dig cancel the suspension of carp.

>>4969167
MAIM! KILL! BURN!

不完全！殺す！燃える！

Incomplete! Kill! Burn!


Blood for the Blood God!

血液は、血液、神様！

Blood, blood, God!


Skulls for the Skull Throne!

頭蓋骨玉座のスカル！

Skull of the skull throne!

>>4968874

If the dude were standing up straight they'd be around proper scale, I think.

ZA WARUDO

>>4969200
HADORORU

One Dark Elf.

Two Enchanted Blades.

One Unknown Enemy.

And a Horde of Invaders.

It’s been a long time since Drizzt Do’Urden has had to fight alone. When a ravaging mob of vicious orcs overruns the North and his friends are washed away in its evil tide, he must take matters into his own deadly hands.

An all-new trilogy takes Drizzt to the edge . . . and beyond.


1つのダークエルフ。

2つのブレード魅了。

1つの未知の敵。

侵略者との大群。

これは長い時間以来Drizzt Do'Urdenしているだけで戦うことになっている。悪質なorcs超過時のravaging暴徒
は、北朝鮮と彼の友人たちは、その邪悪な潮で洗っている、彼は自分の命
にかかわる問題を手に取る必要があります。

全く新しい3部作の端にDrizztかかります。 。 。以降。


Of a Dark Elf.

2 enchanted blade.

Of an unknown enemy.

And the swarm of invaders.

This is a long time since Drizzt Do'Urden has to fight just that. Ravaging orcs vicious mob during exceed the North and his friends are washed by the tide of evil, he must take up the problem in my life.

Three all-new take on the edge of Drizzt trilogy. . . Later.

An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.

先入観のない考慮はゲートが付いている要塞のよう開いた不注意であり。

The consideration which does not have preconception like the fortress where the gate has been attached is careless was opened.

I masturbate to Chem-chan.

化学へ自慰ちゃん。

Chemical her to masturbate.

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!


男は何ですか？惨めな小さな山の秘密！しかし、十分な話を...あなたにした
ことがあります！

Man? Secrets of a small mountain in the pants! However, the full story ... you may have!


O.k.. seriously what the fuck>?!

>>4969208
wow...

Dwarves are known for their skill in warfare, their ability to withstand physical and magical punishment, their knowledge of the earth's secrets, their hard work, and their capacity for drinking ale. Their mysterious kingdoms, carved out from the insides of mountains, are renowned for their marvelous treasures that they produce as gifts or for trade.

小びとは戦いの彼らの技術、物理的な、魔法の罰、earth'の彼らの知識に抗す
る彼らの機能のために知られている; エールを飲むためのsの秘密、ハードワークおよび容量。山の内部から切り
開かれる神秘的な王国はギフトとしてまたは貿易のために作り出すすばらし
い宝物のために有名である。

Small [bi] their technologies of fight, physics, punishment of magic, earth' It is known functional because of them it resists their knowledge; The secret of s in order to drink the ale, hard work and capacity. It is famous because of the splendid treasure where mysterious kingdom which is opened up from inside the mountain or creates for trading as a gift.

>>4969205
THIS GENTLEMEN IS A NEW MEME TREAT IT WITH CARE.

>>4969217

I can't stop laughing at that one...

MORE CORPSES.
詳細死体。
Body details.

>>4969217
>Secrets of a small mountain in the pants!

That's HADORORU material if I've ever seen it.

HWEE CAP-TOORED EET FOHR KAY-OHSS!

HWEEキャップ- TOORED EET - OHSSフォールケイ！

HWEE cap - TOORED EET - OHSS FORUKEI!

This thread is Departamentum Munitorium

"I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city, as well."

" 私はアンドリューライアン午前、私がここに質問をさせている。男は額に汗
する権利はないのか？ ' ！ 'ワシントンでは、男性、 'これは、貧困層に属している。 ' ' ！ 'バチカンでは、男性、 'これは神に属している。 ' ' ！ 'モスクワの男、 'それは誰に属している。 '私はそれらの回答を拒否、代わりに、何か別のを選んだ。私が選んだのは
不可能。私を選んだ...歓喜、ここでは、アーティストが、ここでは、科学者
のささいな道徳では、素晴らしいと拘束されることはないと検閲を恐れて
いないような都市に制約されないの小さな！そしてあなたの額の汗で、歓
喜の街にもなることができます。 "

"I am ANDORYURAIAN, that is not my question here.汗SURU right man in the forehead? '!' In Washington, man, 'This belongs to the poor.' '! 'in the Vatican, men,' it is that belongs to God. ''! 'man in Moscow,' It belongs to the people. 'I refuse to answer them, instead, chose to do something different . I chose the impossible. ... I chose the joy, here is an artist, here is the minor morality of science is bound to be great and have no fear of censorship A small city that is not constrained at the sweat on your forehead, you can be a city of joy. "

>>4969156

hadororu river. excellent

>>4969217
The awesome is strong in this one

この1つの強さは素晴らしい

This one is a great strength

>>4969230
FORCED MEME

A missile of magical energy darts forth from your fingertip and strikes its target, dealing 1d4+1 points of force damage.
The missile strikes unerringly, even if the target is in melee combat or has less than total cover or total concealment. Specific parts of a creature can't be singled out. Inanimate objects are not damaged by the spell.
For every two caster levels beyond 1st, you gain an additional missile - two at 3rd level, three at 5th, four at 7th, and the maximum of five missiles at 9th level or higher. If you shoot multiple missiles, you can have them strike a single creature or several creatures. A single missile can strike only one creature. You must designate targets before you check for spell resistance or roll damage.

[field is too long with the japanese text]

It shoots the missile of magical energy from your fingertip, the 1d4+1 point of the damage of power it strikes the target which copes. In the target there being battle of confound conflict, even when or from the entire cover there is entire concealment depending upon a little, the missile strike of certain. Creative ones can' Part of specification; t is selected. Inanimante ones do not fail by spelling. In every two castors which exceed 1st because of level, the addition missile - o'clock of 2 and at 5th, 4 of 3rd level 7th, and maximum or high five missile 9th level 3 --You obtain. If the many missile is shot, those creative ones of the single some person are made to strike it can do. The single missile can strike just creative ones 1. In order for there to be resistance of spelling, you should verify, or before rolling the damage, you must show the target.

Chapters in the second category are disciples who owe their genetic inheritance to another Primarch, but follow the Codex Astartes as keenly as their divergent heritage allows. While primarily composed of successor Chapters, this group also includes several Chapters of the First Founding - notably the Imperial Fists, White Scars and Raven Guard. These Chapters can never be Ultramarines, for their gene-seed is not that of Roboute Guilliman. Nevertheless, they will ever aspire to the standards and teachings of the great Primarch.


2 番目のカテゴリーでのトピックは、別のPrimarchへの遺伝的継承する義務があ
るの弟子ですが、しみじみとその遺産として、コーデックス Astartes発散に従うことができます。一方、主に後継者の章の構成は、このグ
ループは、最初のいくつかの章設立-特にインペリアル拳、白傷とレーブン
ガードされています。これらのトピック、その遺伝子の種子ではないUltram
arinesすることはできませんがRoboute Guilliman 。それにもかかわらず、かれらは永遠のスタンダードとは、素晴らしいPrim
archの教えを目指すだろう。


Two topics in the second category, another pupil of a Primarch is responsible for genetic inheritance of an estate and home, you can follow the Codex Alimentarius Astartes divergence. The chapter consists mainly of a successor, this group established the first few chapters - particularly imperial fists are REBUNGADO and white scars. Topics of these genes in seeds is not Ultramarines can not be Roboute Guilliman. Nevertheless, they are standard and eternal, it's great Primarch's teachings.

4th edition is a shit twinkie

第4版はくそtwinkieです

The 4th edition is crap twinkie

I think this is quite right.

>>4969217
>However, the full story ... you may have!

GOD-DAMN, that one got me good

Had I known what was going to happen next, I'd have run screaming in the other direction.
私は何が起こるの横に、私は他の方向に悲鳴を実行するつもりだっただろう
に知っていたら。
My next is going to happen, I would know if was going to run screaming in the other direction.

>>4969230
THIS GENTLEMEN IS A NEW MEME TREAT IT WITH CARE.

この紳士の治療ケアを使用して新しいミームだ。

A new meme to use care in the treatment of this gentleman.

Every time you praise 4th edition Gary Gygax get's raped in hell.

たびに、地獄の第4版ゲイリーガイギャックスレイプの称賛を得る。


Each time, earn the admiration of Hell 4 GEIRIGAIGYAKKUSUREIPU version.

... wat?

The cake is a lie

ケーキは嘘だ

Cake is a lie

hmm

>>4969292
>get's

Might be the problem.

>>4969290
A new meme to use care in the treatment of this gentleman.

新しいミームこの紳士の治療に使用するように注意。


Note that this gentleman used to treat the new meme.

>>4969308
Note that this gentleman used to treat the new meme.

は、この紳士は、新しいミームの治療に使われる注意してください。


Is this gentleman, please be careful to treat the new meme.

gay

>>4969282
>particularly imperial fists are REBUNGADO

HADORORU

Men of Tanith! Do you want to live forever?
男性タニス！あなたは永遠に生きてみたい？
Tanith man! You want to live forever?

>>4969316
Is this gentleman, please be careful to treat the new meme.

この紳士は、新しいミームの治療には注意してください。


This gentleman, in the treatment of the new meme, please be careful.

hmmm

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity; and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


世界で最も慈悲深いことと思います、そのすべての内容は、人間の心の相関
関係ができないです。私たちは無限の闇の海の真っただ中に無知の穏やか
な島に住んでいる、そしてそれには遠く航海することはありませんでした
。

I think that the most benevolent world, all of its content is not the correlation of the human heart. We live in a peaceful island of ignorance in the midst of an endless sea of darkness, and that it did not sail far.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.

たびに、ベルは天使の羽のリングを取得します。


Each time, the bell rings to get the wings of angels.

ANGEL WING DELIVERY!

Where we're going we won't need eyes to see.

ここで、我々は見て目を必要としないつもりだ


Here, we intend to see that does not require.

>>4969322

TANITH MAN, TANITH MAN, DOES WHATEVER A TANITH CAN

THINK HE'S STEALTH? LISTEN BUB. HE CAN OUT-STALK YOUR SPACE ELF.

LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE TANITH MAN.

Mary sue means something I don't like

メアリー私は好きではないことを意味何かを訴える

Mary I do not like what the appeal means that no

Xom finds this hilarious!

この陽気Xomを発見！

Xom discovered this merry!

I love this thing.

The space marines are written by fanboys, The Imperial guard sucks, The Eldar are fags, Chaos is shitty, and the Tau are weeaboo. The only choice left is orks then.

宇宙海兵隊fanboysでは、インペリアルガード、エルダーfagsしているサックス
は、カオス、くだらないですweeabooタウとしている書かれています。左orksだ
け選択している。

Fanboys Space Marines, Imperial Guard, Elder fags has sax, chaotic, which is stupid weeaboo said Tau. Orks have just left.

... Wat?

Go climb a wall of dicks.

The wall of a/the penis please go, to climbing.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

ウッドチャックはどのくらいの木材を木の場合はウッドチャックだろうか？



Wood chuck wood if a wood chuck wood? How?

>>4969320
WOOLOOLOO

Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun.


良い、悪い、私は銃では、男だ。

Good, bad, I have a gun, a man.

/tg/ is nothing but trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.

荒らし荒らし荒らし荒らし荒らし/ TGは/が、何もありません。

Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls / TG /, no.

ZA WARUDO HADORORU WOOLOOLOO

A MEME IS BORN IN /tg/

I'm sick and tired of this masterwork bastard sword bullshit going on in the d20 system the Katana deserves more then that.

私はうんざりなんだよ、この傑作ろくでなしの剣でたらめにうんざりしてk
atanaもっとd20システムで行くことに値する。

I'm sick and tired, sick and tired of this masterwork bastard sword katana wildly more deserving to go in the d20 system.

Even in death I serve.

私はまだ死をも果たす。

With future of the unpleasant impression 41st thousand years, as for the mankind it is shaken in the edge of extermination. The galaxy of the person Imperium which reaches is encircled by the littleneck clam walking the foreigner with all sides, is threatened by creative ones and the traitor of the maverick whose nature is bad from in. Only the strength of immortal emperor of the ground it stands in humanity and during extermination. The countless soldier of Imperium, the representative and the countless employee are lifted up to that service. Among those most the standpoint space marine soldier, the highest fight power, it is designed mentally and physically because there is a final protection instrument of the mankind. Being wasteful depth and interstellar space where war in the month when it does not have the air, the world of the honeycomb is dark, was twisted are cool, you rage. From non physical kingdom of the distortion space, the emperor who is chosen the substance which has malice in order to slaughter sends the mobstar who does not have expression. In order to turn off humanity life, the soulless ghost and the drivelling monster stabilize anywhere.

Touhou is a bullet curtain game played by pedophile min maxers who get off on broken dungeons and dragons characters.

弾丸カーテンTouhouゲーム『ダンジョンズ＆ドラゴンズの文字には、壊れた下
車maxers分小児性愛者で演奏されています。

Bullet curtain games, Touhou DANJONZU & Dragons characters and get off a broken play in maxers is pedophilia.

Well that was odd.

This must be archived!

I still play even death.

>>4969396
I'm sick and tired of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane

気分が悪いと、これらの母親の母親fuckingこの飛行機にヘビfuckingの疲れ

And I'm sick, the mother fucking mother fucking snakes on this plane out of

>this thread

Tits or get the fuck off

乳または性交下車

Take milk or sex

Wat?

I came rainbows!

私は虹来た！

I came rainbows!

... Why am I not surprised?

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
one for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
in the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all,
one Ring to find them,
one Ring to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them
in the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie

[translated]

3 in one ring, king of the elves in the sky,
Dwarf in the hall for the lord of the stone,
Destined to die the death of nine people,
One of the Dark Lord on his dark throne
Mordor Land has a shadow.
One Ring to rule them all
A single ring to find them
A ring of them all
And to combine them in the dark
Mordor Land, shadows lie

>>4969431
Second one sounds more mysterious.

>3 in one ring, king of the elves in the sky,
> king of the elves in the sky,
>elves in the sky

WTF? ROFL

Why, Japan, why?

Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate.

天井の猫に自慰行為を見ている。

Looking at the ceiling cat masturbate.

...

>>4969449
What?

>>4969445
Why, Japan, why?
なぜ、日本、なぜですか？
Why Japan, why?

waiter, there is a fly in my soup

ウエーターは、私のスープにハエです

The waiter is a fly in my soup

GET READY FOR THE DERP

Oh, and I fap to succubitches.


のDERPの準備をしなさい

ああ、私にsuccubitches化FAP 。


Get ready for the DERP

Oh, and I succubitches FAP.

feels good man

善良な男だ

A good man

There are over 9000 penises and they are raping children.

9000 penisesされ、そこでは、子どもたちレイプされています。

9000 penises are, where are the children of rape.

pyon the sound of a touhou spontaneously gaining a penis.

I'm sorry but I do not have this picture ready.


pyonはtouhou自然の音を陰茎を獲得。

すみませんが、私はこの写真を準備していない。


touhou pyon has won the penis sounds of nature.

I'm sorry, I'm not ready for this photo.


... wat?

>>4969431
>Mordor Land has a shadow

>>4969431
3 in one ring, king of the elves in the sky,
Dwarf in the hall for the lord of the stone,
Destined to die the death of nine people,
One of the Dark Lord on his dark throne
Mordor Land has a shadow.
One Ring to rule them all
A single ring to find them
A ring of them all
And to combine them in the dark
Mordor Land, shadows lie

[translated]

3 One Ring, the sky is the king of the elves,
Dwarf in the manor house of stone,
9 people die, the fate
One of the dark throne of the Dark Lord
Mordor Shadows on the land.
All the rules of the One Ring
To find a single ring
All of these ring
And to combine them in the dark
Land Mordor, shadows lie

Shit is complete cash:

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

<Japanese>

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, I have all of you I do not like each one. If all the delay, for each person to see the photos of fat asses silly to spend a second day without 2 lifes. That all the world worse. To be honest, I've got a cat or not? I will, I fear for my people to enjoy it is to guess the meaning of fun to a whole new level. This is worse than a cramp off Facebook photos.

Do not be a stranger. I hit the best shots of you. I'm almost perfect. I'm captain of the football team, basketball team and my starter. And sports, from "naked" people of Japan and other players drew the jack? In addition, A and straight, get a hot girlfriend is a loud (she is my chalky; the shit was SO cash). All you need to kill yourself faggots are. Thanks for listening.

Related photos: It's me and my bitch

I am Beardbeard, leader of Dorf fortress, surrender now kobolds

私は、現在の指導者kobolds降伏ドルフ要塞Beardbeard午前

I'm currently the leader of the kobolds Beardbeard surrender Fort Dorf am


TWEEEST

While the enemies of the Emperor still draw breath there can be no peace.

一方、天皇の敵はまだそこに平和は訪れない息をつく。

The enemies of peace to the Emperor still draw breath there訪RENAI.

With great power, comes great responsibility

偉大な力によって、大きな責任だ

The great power, great responsibility

>>4969500

haha, oh wow

>>4969506
>she is my chalky

>>4969506

This is the new God of copypasta.

>>4969506
>(she is my chalky; the shit was SO cash).

Great leaders are not those who seek great power, but rather, those who have great power thrust upon them

偉大な指導者を求める人大国ではなく、されると、それらは、彼らに大きな
力を推進力がある

Who seek power, not a great leader, and that is, they have the power to force them to promote

>>4969540
PROMOTION ARCHIVE THIS SHIT

I archived this on Supt/TG/

YOU ARE ALL MY CHALKIES.

>>4969428
>>4969506
Oh god.
I don't lol all that often, but those did it.

>>4969477
>There are over 9000 penises and they are raping children.
>9000 penisesされ、そこでは、子どもたちレイプされています。
>9000 penises are, where are the children of rape.

I... uh... -tentaclereceptoryorb-

>>4969506
POSTED ON /b/ GO GO GO

>>>/b/142995571

>>4969179
Tried the same one, it gives me a different translation :

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war.
遠い将来、暗闇の中で唯一の戦争である。
Distant future, war is the only one in the dark.

Beware the dark ! -_-

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

4つのスコアと7年前に私たちの祖先本大陸、新しい国は、自由に考え、もた
らしたと人が平等に作成されております。


Four of the seven continents and scores of years ago, our ancestors, the country is considered free and equal people are created and led.

>>4969585

Chalky lovers.

3 One Ring, the sky is the king of the elves,
Dwarf in the manor house of stone,
9 people die, the fate
One of the dark throne of the Dark Lord
Mordor Shadows on the land.
All the rules of the One Ring
To find a single ring
All of these ring
And to combine them in the dark
Land Mordor, shadows lie

[moon runes]


3 One Ring, King of the Elves is empty
In dwarf stone manor house,
9, the fey
One of the dark throne of Dark Lord
Shadow land of Mordor.
, All rules of the One Ring
To find a single ring
These rings
And to combine them in the dark
Land Mordor, shadows lie

3 One Ring, King of the Elves is empty
In dwarf stone manor house,
9, the fey
One of the dark throne of Dark Lord
Shadow land of Mordor.
, All rules of the One Ring
To find a single ring
These rings
And to combine them in the dark
Land Mordor, shadows lie

[?]


3 One Ring, King of the Elves is empty
The stone manor house of Children,
9, unrealistic
Dark Lord of the throne of a single dark
Shadow of the land Mordor.
, All rules of the One Ring
To find a single ring
These rings
And to combine them in the dark
Land Mordor, shadows lie

When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bonds which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.


人間の場合、イベントのコースでは、それらが相互に接続されている、地球
は、別々のと同じ駅の大国の間で自然の権利は、法令や自然の神の想定に
は、政治的なバンドが解散することになるために必要な1人彼らは、人類の
意見をきちんと尊重の分離には、無理にその原因を宣言する必要がありま
すが必要です。


In humans, in the course of events, which are connected to each other and the earth is different between the rights of nature and the power station, the assumption of God's natural laws and the political bands necessary to dissolve the one person they will respect the separation of the good opinion of mankind, but not necessarily have to be declared the cause of the force.

>>4968874

'506 here. posted to /b/, pic related :D

Why did you say it was from /tg/!??
FUUUCK
this place is gonna be flooded.

3 One Ring, King of the Elves is empty
The stone manor house of Children,
9, unrealistic
Dark Lord of the throne of a single dark
Shadow of the land Mordor.
, All rules of the One Ring
To find a single ring
These rings
And to combine them in the dark
Land Mordor, shadows lie

[Yes, i will do this until they stop changing.]


3 One Ring, King of the Elves is empty
Children stone manor house,
9, unrealistic
A dark, dark road to the throne of
Shadow land of Mordor.
, All rules of the One Ring
To find a single ring
These rings
And to combine them in the dark
Land Mordor, shadows lie

>>4969506
>To be honest, I've got a cat or not?
Why can't I stop laughing?

>>4969646

3 One Ring, King of the Elves is empty
Children stone manor house,
9, unrealistic
A dark, dark road to the throne of
Shadow land of Mordor.
, All rules of the One Ring
To find a single ring
These rings
And to combine them in the dark
Land Mordor, shadows lie

[derp]

3 One Ring, King of the Elves is empty
Children stone manor house,
9, unrealistic
Dark, dark road to the throne
Shadow of the land Mordor.
, All rules of the One Ring
To find a single ring
These rings
And to combine them in the dark
Land Mordor, shadows lie

Close enough. I guess this is as far as it gets.

Original:

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
one for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
in the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all,
one Ring to find them,
one Ring to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them
in the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie

My sword is a bone.
Steel is my body, my blood on fire.
I have created a thousand blades.
Unknown to death.
Also known to live.
And, withstood pain to create many weapons.
However, nothing can hold their hands.
I have to pray, 'ANRIMITEDDOBUREDOWAKUSU'.

>>4969646

because newfags have to ruin our fun

What hath God wrought?

何も怖いものは神細工？

Bogle anything God wrought?

'bogle?'

>>4969468
sauce

>>4969680
>my sword is a bone

that's some crappy sword you got there GAR boy

>>4969773
Archer is a Dark Sun character. I guess that means he has a 4d4+4 inch penis.

For future use.

roar im a dinosaur, bitches never seen this before

I roar, before the dinosaurs, have not seen this morning complaining

>>4969720

It seems to have 404'd already

>>4969837
STOP TRYING TO FORCE THIS FUCKING WORD INTO A MEME.

このFUCKING停止しようとしてWordには強制ミーム。

Word FUCKING trying to stop this meme is forced.

Forced meme forced

>>4969362
The orks left in disgust to go play Gorkamorka.

Space Marines! Today, the enemy is at our door. We know our duty and we will do it! We fight for our honor, as Blood Ravens, as Space Marines, and we fight in the name of the Emperor! And if we die this day, we die in glory. We die hero's deaths, but we shall not die, no, it is the enemy who will taste death and defeat, as you know ... most of our battle brothers are stationed in space, prepared to Deep Strike!

Our Perimeter has been prepared in the event that our enemies should be so bold and so foolish. We have placed numerous beacons, allowing for multiple simultaneous and devastating defensive Deep Strikes.

The Codex Astartes names this maneuver Steel Rain. We will descend upon the foe, we will overwhelm them, we will leave none alive! Meanwhile our ground forces will ensure the full defense of our headquarters. We are the Space Marines! We are the Emperor's fury!

----------------

Space Marines! Today, our enemies and the door. We know the duty and will do it! To fight for our honor, blood Ravens, the Space Marines fight with us in the name of the Emperor! If we die, the die in glory. I die the death of our hero, and should not be killed, no, it will taste of death and defeat of the enemy is, you know ... In the majority of our brothers in battle, stationed DIPUSUTORAIKU You are ready!

Surrounding the event, so bold and foolish, we must be enemies, we are ready. We, and a devastating defense, the placement of beacons allows multiple simultaneous DIPUSUTO.

This exercise, the name of the Astartes Codex Alimentarius steel rain. When we get off the enemy, we will overwhelm them with our lives! While many of us to ensure full protection of ground forces headquarters. Our Space Marines! We are the Emperor's wrath!

Screw the rules, I have money!

ねじのルール、私はお金を持っている！

Screw the rules I have money!

Goddamnit, Seto Kaiba. Goddamnit.

>>4969506


Hey Faggots,

My name is John, I have all of you I do not like each one. If all the delay, for each person to see the photos of fat asses silly to spend a second day without 2 lifes. That all the world worse. To be honest, I've got a cat or not? I will, I fear for my people to enjoy it is to guess the meaning of fun to a whole new level. This is worse than a cramp off Facebook photos.

Do not be a stranger. I hit the best shots of you. I'm almost perfect. I'm captain of the football team, basketball team and my starter. And sports, from "naked" people of Japan and other players drew the jack? In addition, A and straight, get a hot girlfriend is a loud (she is my chalky; the shit was SO cash). All you need to kill yourself faggots are. Thanks for listening.

Related photos: It's me and my bitch

"Lo, in the histories of the many chapters of the Adeptus Astartes, every Primarch listed that has ever come across my sage and learned eye has found root and home upon a planet, which hath shaped and set in stone the character of that warrior of the Emperor that he would become.

Therefore, one must give pause to the Primarch of our brothers, the Angry Marines, that great warrior of rage for he hath never fell upon a planet. Nay! But he was borne upon the ethers and drifts of space, alone in his capsule save for a discarded copy of Battletoads III that the Emperor had thrown out, a legendary artifact that had fueled research into vast weapons of war that it might be unmade and erased from history.

When the capsule had finally been rammed into a drifting hulk of an old imperial battleship, it is said that the Primarch was so enraged and frustrated with the vile game that he headbutted out the Adam's apple of the first survivor that he encountered, and thereafter killed every inhabitant with the remnants of the dying initial combatant."

-Historian Nwabudike
Histories of the Ill Favored Chapters

>>4969978
"本当に、 Adeptus Astartes 、すべてのPrimarch上場の歴史の多くの章で、これまで私のセージに来ている
と知ったの目も怖いものは、石の形の特徴は、武士の惑星を舞台に、時の
ルートや家庭を発見した天皇は彼になる。

したがって、我々の兄弟の1つPrimarchに怒っている海兵隊は、彼の怒りは、偉
大な戦士も怖いものは一時停止する必要がある惑星に落ちたことはない。
いや！しかし、彼はエーテルと空間のドリフトにより、単独で自分のカプ
セルには、廃棄Battletoads IIIのコピーを保存は、天皇は、戦争の大きな武器に整えられていないかもし
れないが、消去していた燃料の研究成果物を投げていた伝説の負担された
履歴から。

最終的には、カプセルが、古い帝国の戦艦のハルクに突っ込んだ漂流してい
た、そのPrimarchので、激怒され、ひどい試合を克服した人は彼が最初に遭
遇したのはアダムのリンゴをheadbuttedと挫折、そしてそれを殺したといわれ
ていますすべては、瀕死の最初の戦闘で住民の残党。 "

- Nwabudike歴史学者
人気のトピックは、病気の履歴

>>4969982
"Really, Adeptus Astartes, Primarch of all chapters of the history of the listing, even scary eyes and know that I came to the sage of the past, characteristic of the shape of the stone is set in a planet of warriors Emperor found at the root and home to him.

Therefore, one of our brother Marines Primarch is angry, his anger is also afraid that the great warrior fell to the planet need not be paused. No! However, he is the drift of the ether of space, alone in his capsule, save a copy of Battletoads III disposal, the emperor may not be equipped with a big weapon in the war, the fuel had been deleted from the burden of history was tossed the legend of the research results.

Eventually, the capsule had been rammed into a drifting hulk of an old warship of the Empire, so the Primarch was furious, the survivor of a terrible game for the first time he encountered the Adam's apple and headbutted frustration, all is said and it is killed, the remnants of people dying in combat. "

- Nwabudike historian
Popular topic, the history of the disease

My armor is contempt. My shield is disgust. My sword is hatred. In the Emperor's name, let none survive.

マイ甲冑軽蔑されています。私のシールドを嫌悪しています。私の剣を憎悪
しています。天皇の名で、いずれも生き残ることができます。

My armor is contempt. And I dislike the shield. And I hate the sword. The name of the emperor, you can survive.

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Loading excerpt from Tales of Valor: Reports from the Ork Invasion of Calamitis Prime.
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The PDF sold their lives dearly to stop the greenskin advance upon our primary hive, but on the horde came. There would be no escape but for the Planetary Governor, whose escape shuttle was prepped to leave before the attack began.

As our leader left us to die we prayed to the Emperor for deliverance while we sold our lives to protect his works. Glory be to his swift answer.

A yellow Thunderhawk descended like a falling star, the much larger transport vehicle crushing the smaller one as it landed on the same pad, and through the fire and smoke the mighty figure of a Space Marine strode forth. I will never forget the seething expression on his face as he looked upon us, upon the hive, upon the xenos.

The marine did not pause, he drew his chainsword and charged down the stairs with a battlecry upon his lips, screaming "FAAAAAAAAH-" or something of the sort, a cry with no end. Even as he disappeared into the hive we heard him clearly, even as we saw the small yellow figure leap from the hive into the throng of green below we heard him. Drop pods followed as more marines smashed into the horde, more yellow armored marines echoing the endless cry.

The xenos were crushed utterly, and still screaming in rage the Space Marines ran up the Hive once more, to where the Governor still stood staring at the crushed wreckage of his escape shuttle. The marines poured into their Thunderhawk, but the marine from before ran right up to the cowardly official, and ended his warcry at last, his finger pressing painfully against the man's forehead.

"-UUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOU!"

Rather unceremoniously, the Governor was then pitched off the top of the Hive, with his underwear pulled up over his head.
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Thought for the day: To question is to doubt.
+++++

Drew up in this motherfucker!

ドリューはこのくそったれ！

Drew motherfucker!

>>4969995
バロール社の物語からの抜粋を読み込んでいます：レポートは、 Ork侵攻Calamitis総理から。

PDFファイルを心から私たちの主なハイブgreenskin事前時に停止するが、自分た
ちの生活の大群に売却した。

指導者としての彼の作品は、私たちを守るために私たちの生活を販売私たち
は天皇に死ぬことを私たち左救出を祈った。栄光彼の迅速な回答をしてく
ださい。

黄色のThunderhawk落ちてくる星のような、多くの大型輸送車両は、小さなパッ
ドとしてもそれは同じで、着陸し、火を通して、宇宙海洋の力強い数字煙
粉砕子孫規定歩き。と彼が私たちには、異種の煮えくり返る表情を忘れるこ
とは決してありません。

海洋一時停止せず、彼と彼の唇chainsword描いた時にbattlecryで階段を下りて充
電、 " FAAAAAAAAH叫び"や、並べ替え、最後の叫びのようなもの。彼は我々も彼に
聞いてハイブに明確に姿を消しても、以下に私たちは彼を聞いたとして、グ
リーンの群れにハイブから小さな黄色い図飛躍を見た。ドロップより海兵
隊の大軍が衝突、武装した海兵隊は、無限の黄色い声にエコーなどの鞘。

は、異種全く、粉砕されたまだ怒って宇宙海兵隊のハイブもう一度、最大叫
んでいた彼は、知事が押しつぶさ脱出シャトルの残がいを見つめていた。
海兵隊の投入Thunderhawkが、右からの海の前には、卑劣な役人に、走り、最後
に、彼の指の骨を折って、男性の額に押しでのwarcry終わった。

" - UUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOU ！ "

あっさりというと、知事はその後、自分の下着の上からのハイブを投げてい
た彼の頭の上を上げた。

その日の思想：質問には疑問です。

>>4970004

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Loading excerpt from the story of Valor: reports, Ork invasion from Prime Calamitis.
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Our main hive PDF files greenskin truly stop at the advance sale of the army of their own lives. Escape would be planetary governor, you leave before the shuttle was ready to escape the attack began.

His work as a leader, we sold our lives to protect us, we prayed for deliverance left to die in the Emperor. Please reply promptly to his glory.

Thunderhawk yellow stars like the falling of large transport vehicles, it is the same as a small pad, and land through fire, smoke grinding numbers walk provisions descendants of powerful cosmic ocean. And he is us at the hive, and when I looked at him, forgetting the seething expression is no different.

Without a stop at the ocean, he and his lips drawn chainsword battlecry when charging down the stairs, "FAAAAAAAAH Scream" and sort of like the last cry. He is our clear and disappeared into the hive to hear him, we heard the following as he saw the small yellow figure leap from the hive to the flock of the green. Great army of Marines from the collision drop armed marines, a yellow sheath and endless echo to the voice.

Is quite different, again hive of angry space marines yet been crushed, he shouted up to him, was staring at the crushed wreckage of the shuttle out to the governor. Thunderhawk is the introduction of the Marine Corps, from right in front of the sea, the official dirty, run, and finally, they broke a bone in his finger, press in the amount of men over warcry.

"- UUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOU!"

It's lunch, then governor, had on his head was thrown from a hive on his underwear.
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Thought for the day: the question is doubtful.
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Halt, criminal scum.

停止、刑事スカム。

Stop, criminal scum.

slightly disappointing

We da orks and you's not!

私たちはダorks 、あなたではない！

We are da orks, with you!

Some kind of tactical genuis!

戦術の天才の一部のような！


As part of a tactical genius!

Space marines can't fuck because they no longer have penises.

penisesているので、もはや宇宙海兵隊性交することはできません。

Since penises, sex can no longer Space Marines.

I thought what I'd do was I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mute.


私は何を考えてほしいのですが、私1人だったふりをする聾唖だった。

I think I want to do, I had to pretend he was deaf.

>>4970036

I just get commas when I try to translate it to JP, and the OP's JP is "我々の敵を金属製の箱の中に隠れる...この卑怯者！のばか！われわれは
徐々

にされる...その金属製の箱！"

The hell is wrong with my computer?

>>4970058
Nothing. You just don't have the Japanese language pack.

A Squat is a space dwarf. They used to exist in Warhammer 40k until somebody got embarrassed and decided their homeworld would be eaten by Tyranids, although recently there have been rumors that Squats may be returned in the upcoming 5th Edition of Warhammer 40k.

スクワット矮星のスペースです。恥ずかしい思いをしたまでは誰かとそのh
omeworld Tyranidsで食べることにした、彼らが存在するために使用さウォーハンマー40
kスクワットがウォーハンマー40kの次期版では第5回返されることがあります
最近、噂されています。

Dwarf squats in space. That is embarrassing to anyone, the homeworld Tyranids to eat, Warhammer is used to present their Warhammer 40k Squat 40k in the next version of the fifth may return recent times, there is a rumor .

>Dwarf squats in space. That is embarrassing to anyone,

>>4970093
It WAS embarrassing for the tyranids to eat them

The same as the Eldar, only they look like they came from a particularly bad S&M party. Subject of many, many sexual fantasies by teenagers incapable of looking at/relating to real women. Renowned for taking to battle on unstable cocktails of drugs which causes their elite forces to spend the bulk of the confrontation examining their own hands.


は、エルダーと同じで、唯一の彼らのように彼らは、特に悪い秒＆ Mのパーティーだったから参照してください。 10代にしてもできないが、多くの、多くの性的な空想の題目/本物の女性に関
連する。不安定なカクテルをお薬の戦いには、自分の手を検討し、対立の
大半を過ごすには、精鋭部隊が発生することで有名。

Is the same as the Elder, they only like them, s particularly bad & M's please refer to the party. 10 is not even at the cost, many, many subject of sexual fantasy / women related to the real thing. A cocktail of drugs to fight precarious, considering his own hands, to spend most of the conflict is known to occur in the elite unit.

>>4970007
Okay, so, it's a hive of angry marines (scouts or aspirants perhaps), and the hive itself is a dam holding back an ocean. The first angry marine had looted stealsuit technology, and kept his chainsword in his gullet, regurgitating it orochimaru-style then becoming clear. After the fight the govenor was staring at the thunderhawk, then the first marine broke one of the govenor's fingers then shoved the govener's lunchbox into his skull.

This is sounding like early space marine fiction.

"This is mankind's dream, mankind's desire, mankind's destiny! To be the strongest, to go the farthest, to climb the highest."

"Victory for Zeon" - Anavel Gato, Gundam 0083

"これは人類の夢、人類の欲望は、人類の運命です！最強、最高の上昇に
最も遠くにしてください。 "

"ジオンの勝利" - Anavel Gato 、機動戦士ガンダム0083


"This is a dream of mankind, the desire of mankind, the fate of humanity! Best, please rise to the most distant of the best."

"Victory of Zion" - Anavel Gato, Gundam 0083

That translated surprisingly well.

Only in death does duty end

死でだけ義務の端をする

The edge of obligation is done with just death

That was... actually pretty good.

Translatin'
>>4969053
このアイテムを取らないでください。Kono aitemu wo toranai dei kudasai
>>4969058
テメー、これはザックじゃないぞ！ザックじゃないよ！teme-, kore wa zaku janai zo! Zaku janai yo!
The Emperor is watching. The Emperor knows.
エンペラーにみられる。エンペラーはしているよ。Enperaa ni mirareru. Enpera- wa shiteiru yo.
Blood for the Blood God!
血潮の神のための血潮！Chishio no kami no tame no chishio!
>>4969335
呼び鈴の音を聞くと、天使は翼が手に入れる。yobirin no oto wo kiku to, tenshi wa tsubasa ga te ni ireru.

Some of the stuff wasn't totally literal, but better than Google. Any requests?

>>4968989
They were always ~7' - 7'6".

Where did this 8' come from? is it that picture of one that started measuring at 1 (meaning it was actually 7')?