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Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)23:31 No.4978117

ITT: We talk like we live in the GRIM DARKNESS OF THE 41st MILLENNIUM.

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>>	Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)23:35 No.4978169 File : 1245814545.jpg-(17 KB, 476x344, SpaceMarines.jpg) Can you believe how many heretics we had to purge today? I'm glad that's done with. Thank the Emperor for the fifteen-minute weekend!

Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/23/09(Tue)23:37 No.4978193
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So today I totally had to fix my friend's raider. The damn engine intake was clogged with slave giblets. Do you know how hard it is to remove eyejuice from a scramjet? At least he pays well.

>>	Guardsman Bob 06/23/09(Tue)23:39 No.4978204 File : 1245814795.png-(6 KB, 380x400, bob.png) >>4978193 I See a Xeno scum.

>>	Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)23:40 No.4978206 [THIS MESSAGE WAS DEEMED HERETICAL BY THE INQUISITION AND WAS REMOVED]

>>	Guardsman Bob 06/23/09(Tue)23:40 No.4978211 >>4978193 Also Vagina on head

>>	Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)23:41 No.4978217 Living in the Imperium sucks. We ca-BLAM

>>	Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/23/09(Tue)23:42 No.4978221 File : 1245814929.png-(5 KB, 441x495, glare.png) >>4978204 I know not what you mean. I am your ordinary enterprising servant of the Emperor!

>>	Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)23:43 No.4978238 >>4978221 This man is completely legit.

>>	Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)23:45 No.4978256 >>4978117 dat sum power broom?

>>	Guardsman Bob 06/23/09(Tue)23:45 No.4978258 File : 1245815156.png-(9 KB, 380x400, glare2.png) >>4978221 Then why is your name "Shas'o R'myr"

>>	Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/23/09(Tue)23:47 No.4978280 File : 1245815254.png-(5 KB, 441x495, glare.png) >>4978258 Well why is your name Guardsman Bob? Awfully suspicious if you ask me.

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/23/09(Tue)23:49 No.4978293 >>4978258 Your inability to remove the heretic will not be tolerated

>>	Guardsman Bob 06/23/09(Tue)23:49 No.4978301 File : 1245815374.png-(9 KB, 380x400, glare3.png) >>4978280 Because my name is Bob and I'm a Guardsman.

>>	Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)23:49 No.4978302 File : 1245815378.gif-(145 KB, 375x394, newimage.asp-315.gif) Hisssssss

Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)23:52 No.4978341

Dear Diary,
Today is my first day in the Imperial Guard! I'm truly honored to serve his holiness on the battlefield, and stand as a front against all that is evil and wrong in the galaxy. I just can't wait to get my hands on Xeno scum. I'll make them wish they were ne-*blam*

>>	Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)23:52 No.4978342 File : 1245815538.jpg-(20 KB, 242x250, Emperor40K.jpg) WHAT, ARE YOU DENSE? ARE YOU RETARDED OR SOMETHING? JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM? I'M THE SELFDAMN EMPEROR.

>>	Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 06/23/09(Tue)23:52 No.4978347 File : 1245815576.png-(13 KB, 441x495, Tau Xbox Kid.png) >>4978301 Maybe...you're a HERETICAL Guardsman. That must be the reason you are assaulting a citizen of the Imperium! By the Emperor, somebody call an inquisitor!

>>	Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)23:55 No.4978375 File : 1245815745.jpg-(2 KB, 126x126, pssst.jpg)

>>	Daemonette 06/23/09(Tue)23:56 No.4978387 File : 1245815807.jpg-(149 KB, 606x744, Tats_on_Dakka_by_IronShrineMai(...).jpg) >>4978347 OH SHI- MY COVER IS BLOWN YOU GUYS WILL NEVER FIND THE REAL BOB HE'S DEAD.

>>	Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)23:58 No.4978402 >>4978387 but he was sposed to find my big brother....

>>	Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)23:59 No.4978417 File : 1245815966.jpg-(2 KB, 126x126, leaving 5.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)00:00 No.4978434 File : 1245816058.jpg-(3 KB, 126x126, 1212.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)00:01 No.4978445 File : 1245816104.jpg-(5 KB, 126x126, angry up.jpg)

>>	Guardsman Bob 06/24/09(Wed)00:01 No.4978447 File : 1245816118.png-(85 KB, 380x400, bob6.png) Hey guys wha- >>4978387 Do I know you? >>4978402 Sup Kid.

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)00:03 No.4978459 File : 1245816221.jpg-(3 KB, 80x80, Bitch.jpg) WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!?!

Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)00:03 No.4978462
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So me and Doomrider were staying up all night doing lines and floating a few kegs with some Daemonettes, when the guy has this great idea to ride his bike over to Tzeentch's, and prank the shit out of that good for nothing assclown.

long story short we wound up filling his mailbox with coins.

not very "high brow," but trust me, it was hilarious when we were coked out and drunk.

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)00:05 No.4978477 >>4978447 i knew you weren't dead mr. bob! those guys are liars. and mom says only heretics lie.

>>	Guardsman Bob 06/24/09(Wed)00:06 No.4978486 File : 1245816392.png-(76 KB, 380x400, bobd1.png) >>4978477 Your mom is right kid.

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)00:07 No.4978495 File : 1245816431.jpg-(259 KB, 600x600, 1234244754961.jpg) >>4978447 WHY ARE YOU NOT ELIMINATING THESE ABOMINATIONS!?!?! HERESY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Guardsman Bob 06/24/09(Wed)00:09 No.4978520 File : 1245816576.png-(76 KB, 380x400, bobd2.png) >>4978495 Uhhh COMMISSAR LOOK OVER THERE >>4978462 A HERETIC KILL HIM SIR.

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)00:13 No.4978560 >>4978462 You mean the fact that you stole Ferrus Manus' coin collection and stuffed Tzeentch's mailbox full of about 600 thousand thrones worth of rare coinage?

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)00:16 No.4978581 >>4978486 I drew you this! grandpa said heretics were funny colors and mom said they have horns and tentacle arms.

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)00:16 No.4978583 File : 1245816969.png-(281 KB, 600x600, happy.png) >>4978495 Now Now Commissar lets put a smile on that face.

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)00:16 No.4978589 File : 1245817002.jpg-(17 KB, 500x500, for mr. bob.jpg) >>4978581 oops i forgot to give you the picture i drew.

>>	Guardsman Bob 06/24/09(Wed)00:18 No.4978603 File : 1245817102.png-(76 KB, 380x400, bobd3.png) >>4978581 >>4978589 Thank kid!

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)00:18 No.4978607 File : 1245817133.jpg-(88 KB, 480x712, kahrnestill.jpg) >>4978560 totally worth it, bro.

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)00:19 No.4978621 File : 1245817190.jpg-(89 KB, 600x600, otherway.jpg) >>4978583 I WILL END YOU!

Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)00:22 No.4978653
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By the Omnissiah! What in Mars name are you all doing here!?!

Who gave you access to this interface?!

I... I mean, I worked years, decades to get access to the most hallowed multi user text interface of the mechanicus... and... I just.. find... even a lowly guardsmen has access to it?

Was the Magos playing some cruel joke on me throughout my apprenticeship?

I... I think I need to lie down... *sniff*

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)00:26 No.4978690 Praise The God-Emperor that there are no more Jews!

Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)00:27 No.4978707
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>>4978653
Commissariat authorization, Cogboy.

I swear to Him upon Earth that if I have to I will declare martial law as is my right, and hand over control of this entire peice of techno sorcery to...to...

WHO IS THE RANKING OFFICER HER! Step Too!

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)00:29 No.4978732 File : 1245817761.jpg-(73 KB, 294x400, Creed-loliflanku.jpg) >>4978707 :D

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)00:30 No.4978741 File : 1245817835.jpg-(48 KB, 250x252, Noise Marine.jpg) >>4978707 HATE TO BREAK IT TO YA, BUT THE INTERWEB FELL TO CHAOS WAY BACK IN THE 20TH CENTURY. I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INJURIES MY WORDS MAY HAVE CAUSED.

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)00:31 No.4978746 Captain Reynolds of the 76th infantry battalion reporting in, lost about a third of my men taking a foothold in Serenity Valley, at least that should be the least of my problems.

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)00:32 No.4978752 File : 1245817922.jpg-(88 KB, 600x600, Seestrait.jpg) >>4978732 Choas Infiltrator Scum! Find peace with the Judgement of the Emperor! BLAM! Who Else Can step forward to reign in this disgrace!

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)00:33 No.4978763 >>4978607 And the fact that he had a syphon system set up in anticipation of his payload of moneys? I've got something to say. It starts with 'J', and ends with 'ust as Planned'.

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)00:34 No.4978779 File : 1245818064.jpg-(64 KB, 320x240, doyouknow.jpg) >>4978746 Do you know what you sin is Captain?

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)00:35 No.4978792 >>4978763 "Jealous of my neighbors new bike, i sprayed it down with water every day while he was on vacation.... Rust as planned..."

>>	Tzeentch 06/24/09(Wed)00:36 No.4978803 File : 1245818198.jpg-(9 KB, 397x274, Candle.jpg) I'll Just leave this here

>>	Dickteeth the Vampire 06/24/09(Wed)00:36 No.4978804 File : 1245818204.jpg-(34 KB, 459x471, 1239674266674.jpg) WHUSSUP NIGGAAAZZZZZ AY AY AY WHERE MAH BOI PSYCHEZ AT? YO DAT NIGGA WUZ SUPPOSED 2 TK ME 2DA BAR\|

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)00:37 No.4978807 File : 1245818256.jpg-(342 KB, 1024x768, kharnpoint.jpg) >>4978763 I guess you just had to be there.

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)00:40 No.4978833 File : 1245818429.jpg-(81 KB, 600x600, Serious.jpg) >>4978732 .... Emperor's Bowels.... Damnit Fine, Control of this afront to His Majest will be thrust into the hands of Guardsman... Guardsman...":D" Fuck

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)00:47 No.4978904 File : 1245818866.jpg-(96 KB, 500x354, creedpwnsabaddon.jpg) >>4978833 :D

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)00:53 No.4978982 File : 1245819228.jpg-(82 KB, 600x600, Seriousss.jpg) >>4978904 Oh but I swear...I swear...I have a bolt shell that is aching to have a short word with your cranium

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)00:54 No.4978985 What is this?

>>	Lore Guard 06/24/09(Wed)01:00 No.4979034 File : 1245819627.png-(180 KB, 658x466, Lore Guard Marine w Berzerker (...).png) No seriously, guys, this thing is stuck on my head. Kharn! Help me get this off!

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)01:01 No.4979051 File : 1245819719.jpg-(88 KB, 600x600, lead.jpg) >>4978985 Bold Leadership

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)01:05 No.4979073 File : 1245819941.png-(193 KB, 600x600, happy.png) >>4978985 HAPPINESS

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)01:07 No.4979081 File : 1245820061.jpg-(88 KB, 600x600, gasp.jpg) >>4979073 Imposter!!! A commissar never smiles! Die HERETIC!

>>	Unholy Clown Ninja Maid Anonymous, tl;dr Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 06/24/09(Wed)01:07 No.4979082 >>4979073 That reminds me way too much of Holt.

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)01:11 No.4979107 File : 1245820273.png-(187 KB, 600x600, SMILE.png) >>4979081 Imposter!!! A commissar never get angry! Die HERETIC!

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)01:12 No.4979114 File : 1245820362.jpg-(82 KB, 600x600, urd.jpg) >>4979107 The servants of his majest are not fooled, it's all in the eyes! ..No..seriously, you are a cock-eyed bastard...

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)01:16 No.4979133 File : 1245820561.png-(192 KB, 600x600, happy.png) >>4979114 The servants of his majest are not fooled, it's all in the eyes! ..No..seriously, you are a cock-eyed bastard...

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)01:17 No.4979145 File : 1245820676.jpg-(88 KB, 600x600, bleeeed.jpg) >>4979133 DAMN YOU! I Can only grind clench my jaw till my glums bleed...but wait...If I execute MYSELF... Yes! THAT IS IT!

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)01:22 No.4979163 File : 1245820935.png-(192 KB, 600x600, happy.png) >>4979145 DAMN YOU! I Can only grind clench my jaw till my glums did not bleed...but wait...If I execute MYSELF... Yes! THAT IS IT!

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)01:23 No.4979173 We need a commissar for the commissars...where's Fuklaw?

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)01:29 No.4979212 File : 1245821352.jpg-(82 KB, 600x600, smooch.jpg) ... Kiss me you glorius Bastard...

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)01:30 No.4979217 >>4979173 Staving off an aneurysm by the power his hatred. He may be delayed a bit.

>>	LaBambaMan 06/24/09(Wed)01:30 No.4979226 >>4979173 Didn't he retire?

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)01:31 No.4979229 I Laugh so hard at this thread

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)01:31 No.4979231 File : 1245821471.jpg-(94 KB, 600x600, ZALGO.jpg) H҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡ C ҉҉MES

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)01:33 No.4979253 File : 1245821614.png-(236 KB, 600x600, wat.png) >>4979212 ... Kiss me you glorius Bast- What? No.

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)01:34 No.4979267 File : 1245821673.png-(200 KB, 600x600, no.png) >>4979253 No no no

>>	Commissar Fuklaw 06/24/09(Wed)01:34 No.4979269 File : 1245821675.jpg-(309 KB, 529x529, ExtraHeresy.jpg) >>4979226 No, I'm merely on a sabbatical to replenish my stocks of cleansing RAGE. Calling me back now might almost be construed as... interrupting. And you know how I feel about that.

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)01:35 No.4979273 File : 1245821711.jpg-(82 KB, 600x600, kaay.jpg) >>4979231 ...Huh...neeevermind...

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)01:35 No.4979279 >>4979226 He may be retired but he's still Fuklaw.

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)01:35 No.4979281 File : 1245821745.png-(116 KB, 600x600, nono.png) >>4979267 That's just sick

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)01:37 No.4979286 File : 1245821825.jpg-(88 KB, 600x600, comeb.jpg) >>4979281 COME BACK YOU GODDAMNED SLUT!!!!

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)01:37 No.4979287 File : 1245821825.png-(6 KB, 600x600, nonono.png)

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)01:37 No.4979293 Commissar Cadov, The multiple personality Commissar

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)01:37 No.4979294 >>4979287 Don't forget your hat. lol so randum :D

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)01:38 No.4979299 File : 1245821895.png-(13 KB, 600x600, nononono.png) >>4979287

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)01:39 No.4979310 >>4979299 Goddammit.

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)01:39 No.4979318 Archive anyone?

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)01:40 No.4979320 File : 1245822013.jpg-(82 KB, 600x600, holy....jpg)

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)01:40 No.4979324 File : 1245822032.jpg-(168 KB, 800x800, 1244091680593.jpg) Am I late?

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)01:43 No.4979354 >>4979324 Worry not, sir. The worst a phallusar can do is come too early.

>>	The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/24/09(Wed)01:45 No.4979371 File : 1245822313.png-(14 KB, 401x103, anti_mind_virus.png) >>4979299 NOT SO FAST BUCKO

>>	Guardsman Bob 06/24/09(Wed)01:45 No.4979373 File : 1245822322.png-(58 KB, 380x400, bob10.png) I'm back! Had to...OH GOD.

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)01:47 No.4979384 File : 1245822476.jpg-(85 KB, 600x600, prrr.jpg) The Carnival was indeed grand>>4979373 Do you have any objections...Bob...

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)01:50 No.4979406 File : 1245822620.jpg-(27 KB, 475x272, 510beautiful1.jpg) I think we may have had an accident in the Warp.

>>	Shas'vre Schl'ick T'au 06/24/09(Wed)01:50 No.4979409 File : 1245822631.jpg-(548 KB, 800x984, Hey there Shas'la.jpg) >>4979324 ..... Aw, HELL. Mount up, Shas'la; it looks like things are about to get STICKY.

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)01:50 No.4979411 File : 1245822634.jpg-(27 KB, 600x600, cheeky.jpg) Do you know what that is on my lip.... ...Bob...

>>	Guardsman Bob 06/24/09(Wed)01:51 No.4979418 File : 1245822667.png-(58 KB, 380x400, bob11.png) >>4979384 Creepy

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)01:53 No.4979430 File : 1245822810.jpg-(40 KB, 600x600, jeezzz.jpg) >>4979418 It's a kitty Bob... A Kitty... ...Bob

>>	Guardsman Bob 06/24/09(Wed)01:53 No.4979431 File : 1245822817.png-(51 KB, 380x400, bob12.png) >>4979411 I..I Don't know sir..

>>	Guardsman Mike 06/24/09(Wed)01:54 No.4979443 File : 1245822882.png-(23 KB, 564x420, 1224990788668.png) >>4979411 You know commissar...the Imperial army provides mental institution that can helps you with you personality disorder.

>>	Guardsman Bob 06/24/09(Wed)01:54 No.4979444 File : 1245822885.png-(38 KB, 380x400, bob13.png) >>4979430 I..I..I'm Just going to walk away now..

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)01:55 No.4979446 File : 1245822902.jpg-(88 KB, 600x600, Bob.jpg) >>4979431 I SAID IT WAS A FUCKING KITTY!!! ...Bob...

>>	Guardsman Bob 06/24/09(Wed)01:57 No.4979466 File : 1245823077.png-(6 KB, 380x400, bob14.png) >>4979446 'll be gone in a day or twooooooo Maybe find some nice planet to stay for a while...

>>	KITTY COMMANDS YOU KITTY! 06/24/09(Wed)01:58 No.4979471 File : 1245823119.jpg-(230 KB, 1024x768, chivibritannia.jpg) >>4979446 ...kITtY wAnTS MiLK

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)01:59 No.4979472 File : 1245823144.jpg-(88 KB, 600x600, booobbb.jpg) >>4979466 GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE GUARDSMEN AND PET THE KITTY!!! ...Bob...

>>	Guardsman Mike 06/24/09(Wed)01:59 No.4979476 File : 1245823151.png-(14 KB, 512x384, untitled.png) >>4979446 Just because you're a commissar doesn't mean I have to be afraid of you.

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 06/24/09(Wed)02:00 No.4979489 What the fuck, guys. I think I don't want to go back to the Imperium anymore...

>>	Guardsman Bob 06/24/09(Wed)02:00 No.4979490 File : 1245823243.png-(40 KB, 380x400, bob15.png) >>4979472 ...Ok sir.

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)02:02 No.4979503 File : 1245823363.jpg-(30 KB, 360x500, Ordo_Hereticus.jpg) >>4979489 WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS HERESY?

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)02:02 No.4979505 File : 1245823371.jpg-(88 KB, 600x600, bloborino.jpg) SIT ON MY LAP BOB!! ...Bob...

>>	Guardsman Mike 06/24/09(Wed)02:04 No.4979512 File : 1245823488.png-(23 KB, 564x420, 1224990788668.png) Who's Commissar Cadov, anyway?

>>	Guardsman Bob 06/24/09(Wed)02:04 No.4979513 File : 1245823499.png-(26 KB, 380x400, 453543535.png) >>4979505

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)02:05 No.4979515 File : 1245823510.jpg-(88 KB, 600x600, verb.jpg) So Bob...Did you know your name is also a verb... ...Bob.. Do you see where I am going... ...Bob...

Elysian Door Gunner 06/24/09(Wed)02:05 No.4979517

SHIT GUYS I MISSED THIS ONE COMPLETELY.

AND NOW I HAVE TO GO TO WORK.
Fraggin' Inquisitorial Stormtroopers and their fraggin' kill-team missions...'Hey, we're gonna drop assault into an Ork horde, KO the Warboss and then head for high ground. Pick us up in 20, k? Thx.'

DZ is a fraggin' hot-spot of every kind of anti-tank weapon you can think of. If I die keep you damned hands off my stuff.

>>	Guardsman Mike 06/24/09(Wed)02:07 No.4979527 Is Bob dead?

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)02:09 No.4979533 ...We need to archive this shit, yo.

>>	Guardsman Mike 06/24/09(Wed)02:10 No.4979542 File : 1245823813.png-(11 KB, 560x384, Mike.png) Is everything over?

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)02:11 No.4979554 >>4979527 I don't know. I only know I fear Kadov more than any other Commissar.

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)02:12 No.4979565 >>4979489 All the guys you see on this thread are on planets that are on the very edge of Imperial space.

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)02:13 No.4979569 File : 1245824001.gif-(57 KB, 625x454, orc.gif) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>>	Guardsman Mike 06/24/09(Wed)02:13 No.4979574 File : 1245824028.png-(10 KB, 557x384, Mike.png) >>4979554 Must be a bolter round stuck in his head.

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)02:13 No.4979575 File : 1245824035.jpg-(86 KB, 600x600, blaargh.jpg) MY TONGUE CAN SEE THE FUCKING INFINITE!!!

>>	Guardsman Mike 06/24/09(Wed)02:14 No.4979582 File : 1245824096.png-(4 KB, 512x384, Mike.png) >>4979575 You're a faggot. And the way I go.

>>	Reborn Bob 06/24/09(Wed)02:16 No.4979593 File : 1245824178.png-(65 KB, 218x258, daemon.png) Back from the dead I hate these damn Chaos god.

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)02:17 No.4979599 File : 1245824253.jpg-(84 KB, 600x600, okaaaayyy.jpg) >>4979582 STARE INTO MY FUCKING TONGUE GUARDSMAN!

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)02:19 No.4979613 File : 1245824370.jpg-(82 KB, 600x600, sperad.jpg) >>4979593 YOU! Daemonette! Either suffer the emperors mercy...or open your legs... Either or really

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)02:20 No.4979626 File : 1245824454.jpg-(82 KB, 600x600, everywhere.jpg) IMPOSTERS EVERYWHERE!

>>	Guardsman Mike 06/24/09(Wed)02:21 No.4979628 File : 1245824470.png-(7 KB, 511x384, Mike.png) >>4979593 ...What? I see where this is going. Can't fool me, Bob.

>>	Reborn Bob 06/24/09(Wed)02:22 No.4979639 File : 1245824540.png-(63 KB, 218x258, daemonwh.png) >>4979613 Please sir it me Bob those damn Chaos god don't even bring me back my true self.

>>	Lore Guard 06/24/09(Wed)02:23 No.4979645 File : 1245824606.png-(150 KB, 365x466, Lore Guard Marine Censored.png) >>4979593 Bob, I hate to tell you this, but you've been reborn as a Daemonette. I'm sorry, Bob. On the bright side of things, I got that Berzerker helmet off. Downside is, I'm ugly, Bob.

>>	Guardsman Mike 06/24/09(Wed)02:23 No.4979648 File : 1245824609.png-(23 KB, 564x420, 1224990788668.png) >>4979599 What are you going to do? Lick me?

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)02:24 No.4979652 File : 1245824649.jpg-(88 KB, 600x600, daaaa.jpg) >>4979639 DAMNIT YOU CHAOS REFUSE!!! DIE OR BE USEFUL!

>>	Guardsman Mike 06/24/09(Wed)02:24 No.4979656 File : 1245824696.png-(23 KB, 564x420, 1224990788668.png) >>4979645 Nonsense, its Bob in his Daemontte costume. Ain't he a joker?

>>	Reborn Bob 06/24/09(Wed)02:25 No.4979658 File : 1245824716.png-(61 KB, 218x258, daemonwhs.png) >>4979628 Fool you? What do you mean?

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)02:28 No.4979678 File : 1245824885.jpg-(88 KB, 600x600, ssssss.jpg) >>4979658 The only way to stop the defilers... IS TO DEFILE THEM!! CHARGE FOR GLORY MEN!

>>	Reborn Bob 06/24/09(Wed)02:28 No.4979680 File : 1245824900.png-(61 KB, 218x258, daemonwhsf.png) >>4979656 IF IT A DAMN COSTUME HELP ME TAKE IT OFF.

>>	Guardsman Mike 06/24/09(Wed)02:28 No.4979682 File : 1245824914.png-(23 KB, 564x420, 1224990788668.png) >>4979658 Take off you costume, Bob. Or you prefer my lasgun aiming at you as your incentive?

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)02:31 No.4979701 File : 1245825103.jpg-(27 KB, 576x384, crackhead patrick.jpg) i have NO idea whats going on

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 06/24/09(Wed)02:32 No.4979705 >>4979565 I hope so. Damn Guardsmen; back when we had the Imperial Army, they were actually worth something...

>>	The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/24/09(Wed)02:34 No.4979719 File : 1245825243.jpg-(345 KB, 853x797, Looted Emprah.jpg) >>4979542 Yep, we iz finishin up roight now. Dem stoopid 'umiez gonna be in forra big suprize nex time we haz a proppa scrap!

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)02:35 No.4979727 >>4979705 My guess is that the Commissar try to rape Bob so he kill himself but the chaos god bring him back as a Daemonette but Mike doesn't believe him cause yesterday(?) Mike fool Bob.

>>	Nakamura !!wJBbqSIh8y0 06/24/09(Wed)02:36 No.4979729 File : 1245825371.jpg-(13 KB, 463x314, aku.jpg) >>4979701

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)02:38 No.4979745 File : 1245825500.jpg-(85 KB, 600x600, balls.jpg) >>4979680 GYAAAAH!! TAKE IT YOU DAEMONETTE WHORE!!! I HAVE INFILTRATED THE RUINOUS POWERS BALLS DEEP! FOR THE EMPEROR!

>>	Guardsman Mike 06/24/09(Wed)02:39 No.4979752 File : 1245825562.png-(23 KB, 564x420, Mike.png) You know what? I'm just going to hang on the ceiling, chilling with the Ceiling Tau.

>>	Daemonette Bob 06/24/09(Wed)02:41 No.4979769 File : 1245825664.png-(38 KB, 218x258, 34234.png) >>4979752 I'll go down to the basement and hide now.

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)02:41 No.4979770 File : 1245825665.jpg-(4 KB, 126x126, heh.jpg) Sexual assualt time?

>>	CommissarMega !!PJ/ldME8XhR 06/24/09(Wed)02:41 No.4979775 File : 1245825685.gif-(4 KB, 98x123, MegaBolterUP.gif) Walking on the ceiling? You better believe that's a boltering

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)02:42 No.4979784 File : 1245825750.jpg-(3 KB, 126x126, 12121.jpg)

>>	Guardsman Mike 06/24/09(Wed)02:44 No.4979802 File : 1245825844.png-(23 KB, 564x420, Mike.png) >>4979775 Just because you need to compensate your small attribute with that oversize bolter of yours, don't give you the right to be trigger-happing, cummissar.

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)02:44 No.4979805 mr. bob? are you a heretic now too?

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)02:46 No.4979822 File : 1245826000.jpg-(88 KB, 600x600, cummmiiinng.jpg) I CUM FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!

>>	Daemonette Bob 06/24/09(Wed)02:46 No.4979828 File : 1245826017.png-(46 KB, 218x258, 342342432.png) >>4979805 I'm sure I'll be back to normal soon kid. >>4979802 >cummissar DID YOU DO THAT ON PURPOSE?

>>	God-Emperor of Mankind 06/24/09(Wed)02:49 No.4979845 File : 1245826148.jpg-(40 KB, 198x225, Emprah3.jpg) What the fuck... seriously WHAT THE FUCK

>>	Guardsman Mike 06/24/09(Wed)02:49 No.4979846 File : 1245826152.png-(23 KB, 564x420, Mike.png) >>4979828 >>4979822 I have an awesome time with that Tau up on the ceiling. Quite a fapper he is. Check this porn out! A Tau woman getting dumped on the face with Imperial's seed. That's hot.

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)02:50 No.4979855 File : 1245826207.jpg-(82 KB, 600x600, cuddle.jpg) >>4979828 Shee...nows cuddle time...

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)02:50 No.4979856 >>4979828 well. if you AND my brother are heretics, maybe it isnt as bad a thing as mom says..

>>	Daemonette Bob 06/24/09(Wed)02:52 No.4979872 File : 1245826329.png-(27 KB, 218x258, 1232134324.png) >>4979846 LET ME SEE THAT. >>4979856 No kids being a Heretic is bad go play with the Emperor

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 06/24/09(Wed)02:52 No.4979874 >>4979845 I don't know, Emperor; I don't know...

>>	God-Emperor of Mankind 06/24/09(Wed)02:52 No.4979877 File : 1245826371.jpg-(40 KB, 198x225, Emprah3.jpg) Bob Mike Tom, whatever get back to work...

>>	Guardsman Mike 06/24/09(Wed)02:53 No.4979879 File : 1245826388.png-(12 KB, 563x384, Mike.png) >>4979845 Oh....fuck.... >>4979872 Gonna go, Emprah is here.

>>	Daemonette Bob 06/24/09(Wed)02:55 No.4979898 File : 1245826510.png-(61 KB, 218x258, 3454354353.png) >>4979877 Yes Sir.

>>	Guardsman Mike 06/24/09(Wed)02:55 No.4979899 File : 1245826511.png-(12 KB, 563x384, Mike.png) >>4979877 About that...how does one kill an Ork Nob with a lasgun? Because I wasted all my ammunition on it and its still alive.

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)02:55 No.4979900 >>4979877 hello mr. god emproror. would you like to play hide and seek? ill say my prayers to you extra hard...

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)02:55 No.4979902 File : 1245826526.jpg-(82 KB, 600x600, fdfdf.jpg) >>4979872 Shhhh....That's right...enjoy the cummissariat warmth...shhh... I told you to to pet my fucking kitty... Bob...

>>	Daemonette Bob 06/24/09(Wed)02:58 No.4979920 File : 1245826681.png-(65 KB, 218x258, 345345345345.png) >>4979899 Take my Lasgun I'll just use my Laspistol.

Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)02:59 No.4979929
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Hello your Highness...

Obviously one as grand as you will understand what has occurred...

If you look back with your unimaginable power, you will see 2 guardsmen.

Bob, and Mike.

Bob was found guilty of suicidal actions (cowardice in the face of the heretic) and Mike has show great ineptitude in all matters.

The obvious punishment was to savage Bob as it would also wound Mike through proxy ( I suspect they are lovers)

I would be shurking in my commissarial duties if I did not punish efficiantly (2 for 1)

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)02:59 No.4979939 Tzeentch approves of this constantly changing thread.

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)03:01 No.4979951 >>4979929 Huh...kinda makes sense

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)03:02 No.4979961 File : 1245826926.jpg-(109 KB, 800x804, doomridercocain.jpg) rolled 1 = 1 NANANAN-poof

>>	God-Emperor of Mankind 06/24/09(Wed)03:02 No.4979964 File : 1245826934.jpg-(15 KB, 191x216, 1239856861765.jpg) >>4979929 very well purging

>>	Guardsman Mike 06/24/09(Wed)03:03 No.4979977 >>4979929 Good job at lying, commissar but I have recorded everything down with my punk cameras. Lets see who loses his career. >>4979920 No thanks Bob, you need your gun. I still got this democharge with me. Lets see what can I do.

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)03:03 No.4979984 >>4979828 But we like you this way, Bob!

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)03:05 No.4979997 >>4979964 Thank you my lord, purge the unclean from the galaxy!

>>	Guardsman Mike 06/24/09(Wed)03:05 No.4980000 >>4979984 Seriously, he's wearing a costume! Meh you gullible people!

>>	Fuuka the Fey Mood 06/24/09(Wed)03:06 No.4980009 WHAT THE SHIT, GUYS. SERIOUSLY.

>>	Commissar Cadov 06/24/09(Wed)03:06 No.4980010 >>4979964 Most wise of you my lord

Eberron OP 06/24/09(Wed)03:07 No.4980020
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Hey, would any of you fine people be so kind as to re-upload the new Eberron player's guide to RS? One of the links has expired and the other one only has jpg scans of some pages which makes it useless to me.

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)03:08 No.4980032 >>4980009 I have no idea. Fuuka, you've been here far longer than I have. Please explain this shit.

>>	Daemonette Bob 06/24/09(Wed)03:10 No.4980055 >>4980000 IF THIS IS A DAMN COSTUME TAKE IT OFF ME!

>>	Not a Slaaneshi Cultist 06/24/09(Wed)03:11 No.4980064 >>4980055 Oh, baby, I'll take it off. I'll take it all off. Just turn around, and I'll get your zipper...

Fuuka the Fey Mood 06/24/09(Wed)03:12 No.4980078

>>4980032
Well, I can't say I'm shocked at what happened to Bob.

I often wonder about what would happen to me if I were to finally be shot for being an annoying pseudo heretic, but my adorable charm always saves me somehow.

I just know I'd be resurrected by the chaos gods. Some people are just too annoying to let die even if they don't worship chaos themselves.

I expect something similar happened to Bob.

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)03:13 No.4980081 >>4978495 This is the Commissar when he first come here. >>4979212 This is teh Commissar after.

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)03:14 No.4980086 >>4980078 CALVIN BALL CRUNCH

>>	Daemonette Bob 06/24/09(Wed)03:17 No.4980106 I Want to cry

Fuuka the Fey Mood 06/24/09(Wed)03:18 No.4980114

Also, I'm fairly sure we briefly entered the fifth dimension and encountered an alternate Commissar. One of them destroyed the other, but now we have no way of knowing which one is the origi-

>>4980086
AUUUGH!

...My only regret.. is that there are no image replies left.. for a reaction image..

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)03:20 No.4980124 this thread is like staring directly into the warp.

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)03:20 No.4980126 I laugh so hard at this thread continuation thread?

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)03:21 No.4980131 >>4980064 Can I be next? Oh pretty pretty please? >>4980114 >my only regret... no image replies left Agreed.

Guardsman Mike 06/24/09(Wed)03:21 No.4980136

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>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)03:22 No.4980138 >>4980106 its ok mr. bob. everybody has to cry sometimes. i still like you. even if you are a pretty blue girl now.

Guardsman Mike 06/24/09(Wed)03:23 No.4980152

>>4980055

Come on, stop playing. I'm sure you can take it off. Just find the zip. And for the mean time, I-ACK!! ahhhhk ack ack ack? ACK AAAACKKK!!!! ACK ACK ACHHHHHK ack ackkkkkkk!!!! ack ack? ack ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! ack ack AHHHHK AAAAAHHH AAAHHHHH ACK! ACK!???!ACK!! ahhhhk ack ack ack? ACK AAAACKKK!!!! ACK ACK ACHHHHHK ack ackkkkkkk!!!! ack ack? ack ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! ack ack AHHHHK AAAAAHHH AAAHHHHH ACK! ACK!???!ACK!!

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>>	Fuuka the Fey Mood 06/24/09(Wed)03:24 No.4980153 >>4980131 I'd get banned for posting an appropriately themed death throws picture anyway.. BLARGH, I AM DEAD.

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)03:24 No.4980159 >>4980136 well now there's a thread-purging technique i'd forgotten about until you reminded me.

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)03:25 No.4980167 >>4980153 FIFTY POINTS

>>	Guardsman Mike 06/24/09(Wed)03:25 No.4980168 >>4980159 A good man told me that everything unclean must be purged.

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)03:27 No.4980184 >>4980168 oh balls.... i forgot to shower this morning...

>>	Guardsman Mike 06/24/09(Wed)03:29 No.4980200 >>4980184 You're in for some deep deep

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)03:29 No.4980202 >>4980136 >>4980152 Mike what's wrong? >>4980138 Thank kid.

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)03:30 No.4980207 >>4980167 MURDERER! MURDERER! YOU KILLED FUUKA! YOU MONSTER! We need a new thread, seriously.

>>	Daemonette Bob 06/24/09(Wed)03:33 No.4980224 >>4980217 Here Mike made a new one

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)03:35 No.4980242 Tell me someone archived this shit, I want it on sup now

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)03:37 No.4980266 >>4980242 I have. I'll have to go to bed soon though.

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)03:39 No.4980284 >>4980266 Tags?

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)03:41 No.4980305 /r/ Archive!

>>	Anonymous 06/24/09(Wed)03:53 No.4980398 >>4980284 heresy, inanity, Cadov It's not loaded yet for some reason. Is sup/tg/ normally slow? First time I've archived so...

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