Wait I - ... What.

IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE NEAR FUTURE THERE IS ONlY EVEN MORE SHITTY CODEXES.

Just claim the allies rule. Everybody allies nowadays, it's crazy.

And why aren't you using your Chronus Futuretanks? Deep strike behind their Eldradlords, and fuck shit up.

>>4990755

Nah, there's fewer.
One for each army and one each for Ultramarines and Blood Ravens.

Also, Dark Ultradar were cancelled last week.

>>4990777

ALWAYS WITH THE FORGE WORLD.

Take your Chronuses and your Mega-Armored Norks with you!

That shit is weak. I run an almost pure Imperial Guardstealer list, and I wreck. Shit. Up. Seriously, have you had Valkiryes armed with Rhinolaunchers attack your side armour before? No, I didn't think so. You'd be too butthurt to be able to whine about it here on 12chun.

>>4990777

OP here.

Chronus and Eldradlords haven't been tourney-legal since 11th ed after they won against an ultramarines player. I still have a few resin kits from FW that arrived just after the ruling.

Shitsux.

Only vehicle to use is the Ultramarine Deathfist. It has four lascannons, eighteen bolters and it can transport two squads of Terminators with any kit. I recommend the Thunderbolter and Stormcannon setup.

>>4990809

What's that? I can't hear you over my Plasma Warrior squads with railguns. I even mounted them in Hatefish, just for you.

>Ultraguard
>Calgar-tank heavy
>Macragge artillery

Troll harder, no one fucking uses DERPGUARD except to ally them as a Death Squat army meat shields.

so, how does 12th edition GW deal with the 3d printers you can get off the shelf?

>>4990844

What the fuck kind of faggot uses anything but Ultradar anyway? Shuriken chainbolters will fuck up anything below a titan according to the new codex stats.

OP again. Does anyone have a rapidshit of the half-eldar codex?

My LGS sold their last copy, and i'm going to get my ass kicked if I don't know what the enemy's fielding.

I gave up on the game after they nerfed Squatcrons.

>>4990877

>implying chaos ork-wielded shuriken chain bolters will hit anything

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The Necronaurdsmenids would eat your Calgar shit in one Secondary Pre-Counter Assault Charge Phase.

>>4990904

Tell me about it. Every time an ultraguard suffers a wound, my Imperium of Tau get another smackdown.

>>4990881

They're pretty much just 5th Ed Ultramarine stats with the new Ultramarine vehicles. Way underpowered.

WHAT THE FUCK GAMES WORKSHOP, WHY STILL NO NEW CODEX?!?

AAAAAMOQWIFNQW;LEFIOQW;QO3I!!!!!!

>>4990967
>>4990782

Sorry, bro.

>>4990967

We don't talk of the Dark Ultradar anymo

My mechanicus titanknights are ABSOLUTELY rapetastic! Paladin warlord squads... ah, I think I just came a little.

>>4990992

Never existed.

>>4991014
I remember when they said trhe same about dark squats...

Hey, did /tg/ write up that Grot'la auxillary codex yet? I've been meaning to playtest at my LGS, already got some gretchin with plasma warrior heads on.

I was thinking of running a 34,000 pt Crisis gaunt gunhavers list, and capitalize on the "They're a quarter of the table!" special rule.

all i hear about is marinesmarinesmarines. why doesn't anyone play an all Time-Goblin army, or Dark Skinks? c'mon expand your horizons people.

>>4991112

Dark Skinks lost the ability to field heavy support after one almost hit a Calgar-tank. Why would anyone even use them anymore?

>>4990714
Your picture is robocop.

Look at the face.

It's fucking robocop. In the 41st millennium.

>>4991112
Because their shit

>>4991140

>time-goblins
>shit

Amerifag here.

I got banned from my local GW store after I asked when the new Chaos Tau codex was coming out and that I thought Ultramarines were OP'd.

Anyone know any FLGS's in the New-New-York area?

You guys are all scrubs, everyone switched over to Daemorks after 10th edition gave them the "Perils of the WAAAAGH!" special rule.

I heard from a redshirt the God-Emperor will wake up in the next edition.

I really wish you could have a chaosnid list where you had a choice other then 2 zoansorcerors with the mark of slaanesh, 6 squads of nurglegaunts and 3 units of obliovores, what ever happened to when you could take other stuff, or at the very least choose how many nurglegaunt squads you wanted to take.

>>4991167

After Lord President Humongous dictated tighter controls over the go juice, plastic prices have been sky high, so don't expect to see any gaming stores in that area carry anything other than slave based games.

this is flawless dickery /tg/, i salute you.

>>4991226

Hey, hey, don't be hating on slave-based games. After all, nobody cares when you kick them when they fuck up. Plus, if you need someone to hold models freshly superglued, nothing better than a sanctioned slave.

>>4991226

Ah, shit...

Guess i'll just have to play Dawn of Ultramar on the Hypernet and get some friends around for D&D 8th edition.

Maybe roll up a half-drow Cyberpaladin.

>>4991284

seconding so hard. It's so nice to have clean, superglue free hands when modeling.

Hey guys, check this out. My Grandpa was going through his dad's old shit after the funeral and he found some ancient ULTRAMARINE magazine (back when it was called "white dwarf" lol fags) from when 7th edition came out. HOLY SHIT, they actually have a battle report where A MOTHERFUCKING ULTRAMARINE RHINO GOT A CREW STUNNED (luckilly they still had 4 of their 2d6 "ignore the rules" points left.) Can you imagine what kind of shitstorm would happen if that whit went down today?

>>4991317

>crew stunned

jesus christ vehicles were shit

Archive this shit.

>>4991302

7.5 was so much better than the simplistic MMO-like bullshit in 8e.

>>4991284

yeah, but then they rise up and start shit, it's a royal pain to get the blood out of power armor, plus the radiation poisoning really hurts your collection, the price of radiation pills these days. For the same price I could probably afford a WOTC sanctioned torrent of the 9ed

>>4991302

enjoy your stupid alignments, some of us mature gamers are gonna step outside the box and try something other than chaotic random or lawful axiomatic.

/tg/, I fucking love you sometimes.

seems like a good thread to post the deal i just got

a half squad of IG for only $120, fucking cheap as hell

>>4991478

Lucky bastard.

I have to deal with a quarter of a squad of plasma warriors for $200 and a virgin slave. They are trying to crack down on us all.

>>4991478

Ah, nice. I had to sell my testicles to buy my Ultradar Ultraforce.

Joke's on them, i'm sterile. Gotta love the Undercity Rad poisoning.

>>4990755

>>4991478

enjoy not being able to have any of them shoot do to the new "Ultrapresence" rule, UIG can only shoot at Ultraguard if the commisars are gone, and even then you have to pass the LD test. And what's to stop the Ultraguard player from just using Calgerious' psychic power "Nuh-uh" to make you reroll the test until you fail?

>>4991507

Well. maybe if you filthy mutants stopped eating us we wouldn't make you live in the undercity. But now that I know you play ultradar you can bet someone's going to break into your shanty, unless you would accept a week's worth of radiation pills, a new testicle and an old 11th ed squatnid megaforce?

>>4991557

NOBODY wants squatnids, not even for a new testicle.

Ah, but nothing can beat a good homebrew. I've actually cobbled together a v.12 RepRap. It churns out a full squad of bloodstealers in ten minutes! It even manages GW's microbranding! Beat that, you corporate drones!

>>4991557

No, brah. I live in the megaspire. I went down there because there was an auction for ancient P&P games.

Someone payed three million in terracreds for a copy of something called 'FATAL'. Looked interesting.

Also, are you up for a game? Only a thousand points though, I haven't sold enough ubercrack to by my third elites choice yet.

>>4991587

ubercrack is for fags

>>4991600

Indeed. Real men stick to slaving to fund their warhams.

>>4991600

Hey, fuck you. I had to take out a loan to buy the starter box, and i'm still paying it off after three years.

It was either become a dealer for the local megacorp authority or move to the Chernobyl exclusion Zone and go hunt mutants with my uncle.

i'm thinking of getting a Rhino with my next paycheck, but if I do I'll have to skip groceries and rent this month.

I swear to god if GW price hikes again next June and the fucker goes up to 425 dollars, I'm quitting this god damn game.

>>4991587

yeah, let me dust off the old squatnids, wait are they still even tourney legal? I thought their was an issue ehen a squad of ultraguard didn't have enough firepower to completely wipe out a squatnid horde in their pregame bonus shooting phase?

>>4991611

Yeah, but truth be told you can only subdue so many primitives and mutants in a week. I wish GW considered some of us budget minded folks, I tried to trade in 5 gallons of Guzzoline for the new sparkeldar book and they laughed me out of the store.

>>4991636

You need to roll with a good crew. We bring in enough to afford a tank a month on average.

>>4991656

yeah, we spend too much time sitting in an old police station drinking and saluting an old American flag and bowing to the pictures of Emperor Cheney before he started world war 3, we need to take the slaving more seriously and cut out all the spooky remnant of a shadow government shit.

>>4991656
Ultradar fag here.
Do you need any help?

I spent a couple of years mutant/artifact hunting with relatives overseas, and we made enough to buy four square meals a day and a squad box every fortnight.

Course, this was before the great nanite Crisis....

>>4991693

Goddamn Nanite Crisis pushed the price of resin to ungodly heights. We'd need to save for seven full years before we could afford a single Chronus Futuretank.

>>4991693
>>4991656


Goddamn slavers. Can't you find an HONEST way to make a living?

>>4991693

If you are handy with a riot baton and aren't one of those nutjobs who worships that unexploded nuclear bomb down on 8th street my outfit is always hiring. You'll have to deal with our rampant OldAmerifaggotry though.

Damn the nanite crisis! I still say it was manufactured to drive the prices up! It was plummeting before, with everyone making their own stuff and all.

>>4991767

Butthurt moralfag mutant detected. What's the matter? Pissed because a regulator busted your jaw for noncompliance, maybe you should move out of your parent's spawning pit and get a look at the real world.

>>4991778

No problem, bro. Had to deal with a lot of relatives reminiscing about the third neo-soviet union every five minutes.

I'll bring vodka and my ultradar army.

>>4991693
How did you deal with those overseas scanners though? Mine was a piece of crap.

>>4991794

Seconded. If God hadn't meant us to take slaves and bring them back to our spire quarters to assemble models night and day, why would he have made them so easy to put a collar on?

>>4991767

Too bad. I like hurting people. A lot.

And the look on their faces when you reveal they're only worth as much as an Ultraguard? Their tears are delicious. I believe at this point it's a 1:1 trade for Ultraguard, and 2:1 for Ultradar, Imperium of Tau, and Daemorks.

I... I can't make it through this thread. Tell my imaginary girlfriend.. I... love... HRNGH

>>4991833

My problem is I live in the wastes, I figured I would save big on rent but all the terracreds I saved ended up going right into enviro armor and bullets. My fucking mutant neighbors keep braying all night and bitching about how the landmines in my yard are blowing up their kids when they go to get their frisbee's and shit. Plus its a bitch to paint your models when your gasmask's goggles fogs up. At least i have an old bank vault I sealed off so I can game without wearing 40 pounds of metal.

>>4991832

Mmm, spire slaves. Us shareholders in the megacorps can afford to have like fourty of them in a room, assembling armies for ultrapocalypse.

>>4991825

Had an old military one made before everything started being nano-assembled in Chinaforge.

You can drop it off a cliff and it'll still work perfectly.

>>4991877
I'd consider myself lucky if I were you.
I live at the green pits with the sludge (around the area of that old capital, "Washington"), have to face mutants all the time without landmines, a gas mask, or a sealed environmental vault.

Yeah you'll realize how good you were off back there when your flesh starts falling off.

I'm still playing the same Imperial guard army as I was eight editions ago. also, when is Outsider going to update?

Thread archived.

>>4991877

See, here's a tip. I go to the local GW in the hive sometimes. I always bring a few nutri-bars. Sometimes in the middle of the game, I'll toss out the nutribar, and when the parents hanging around are distracted by "food," my crew and I rush around and grab as many children and whatnot as possible, stick them in Hefty bags, and bolt out.

Granted, I need to send some profits the shopkeeper's way so he keeps my plasma warriors safe in the ensuing chaos, but it works out fine for us.

>>4991824

Cool, just keep the ultradar on the DL, my supervisor goes on rants about how wraitheldradtarchs shouldn't be allowed to use their "just as planned" rule against Ultraguard since they wouldn't be able to outsmart Emperor Calgar.

Man, I still can't get over the last campaign, when the Tau reversed the polarity and now the Chaorks are the good guys!!

>>4991906

>my crew and I rush around and grab as many children and whatnot as possible, stick them in Hefty bags, and bolt out.

I WISH TO SEE THIS DRAWN.

>>4991908

That's bullshit. Wraitheldradtarchs mounted on warbikes are just about a match for Calgar tanks.

And i'm pretty sure I read some fluff in an issue of Ultramarine that Calgar was half-ultradar.

>>4991891

Yeah, well that's what you get for living in DC, I heard once that the old overlord (i think they called them mayor's or something) had a contest with the overlord of detroit to see whose city could construct a bigger dead hooker pyramid.

>>4991906

Forget the bags man, I just got a new tranq gun I wanted to try out. If you wanna team up tommorow meet me at the GW in Neo Manhatten if you can get past the Gay-straight-mutant Pride Militia.

>>4991936

You read wrong, son. They retconned that shit at the same time they introduced the Shokk Attack Battlecannon for the Chaos Daemorks.

>>4991955

Word up. Whoever catches the most prey wins. Loser buys drinks.

>>4991955
so long as you slaver scum stay away fro the Republic of Washtenaw...

>>4991959

Sounds like that bullshit 6th ed rule where Vindicare models didn't get a shooting phase against eldar players.

GW needs to lern 2 design.

>>4991955

Ultradar fag here.

If we all joined up, we could probably make enough money to buy more than one model box.

And maybe a...metal fig.

I'm going to dig out my rad-suit and see if my lasrifle works.

>>4991977

Sounds like a plan bro, I'm gonna reset the mutant traps and get some shut eye, but keep fighting the good fight.

Of course, by "fighting the good fight" I mean "subjugate those who are weaker than/different from you"

>>4991936
The fuck you talking about? The only thing that could hope it hit a Calgar Tank is a Krootcronifex unit attached to a Void Dragon clone.

Since we're on topic, what's the best 8th ed feats for a Apathetic neutral Half-warforged gunrogue/Deathranger?

My DM is being a dick and keeps throwing steamgoblins and OrcSparks at us, so my party keeps nearly getting TPK'd by gearclanks.

I heard Abaddon's torso has big things planned for his 42nd Black Crusade!

>>4992120

Just roll up a rust mutant.

Never change, /tg/.

Man, I miss Sly Marbo.

Arnal, the Renegade Piranha isn't the same thing, y'know?

>>4992120

No-one? I'm getting slaughtered by things a repeating arbalest won't even scratch here.

Hey guys, from /v/ here. Wanted to know if any of you fa/tg/uys played Universe of Warhammercraft. I've got a level 80 Brettonian Paladin on the Tyrion server.

>>4992388

No, but I do play that Stalker MMO on the weekends.

Doesn't really compare to real mutant hunting, though. Strelok had it fucking easy.

OP here.

Fuck it, i'll just take the C-sents and retool my ultragear lists.

As a note, does anyone have any cheap Daemorks they'd be willing to part with in the Bretonia area?

As long as they're not from the londinium crater.