we have that already it's called d20 modern

gunslinger: draw, fire, and kill someone with a pistol in one turn.

Weaboo - Kill a creature with a Katana.

You are a Faggot-Run a tabletop game using ahcievements like a fucktarded Steam game.
You are a Huge Faggot. as above, then post it on /tg/

allalalalah!!: make a successful suicide bomber attack.

Premature Detonation: Fail a Use:Explosives check

Noob Toob - Kill a Creature with a Grenade Launcher in one turn.

/b/tard: go on 4chan.

Wheeee!!!: throw 5 grenades into a crowd.

Sepuku: kill yourself with a sword.

Yiff in Hell! - Kill any anthropomorphic creature with fire or a flame-based weapon.

>>5000700
I r indian!!: kill yourself with fire.

Beat-a-PETA - Have an animal companion kill an animal rights activist.

Party Boy:wear a thong (and just a thong) in public for at least 4 hours.(Male only)

overcompensating: carry a gun that is at least 6 ft. long.

It's a trap!!!!: get someone to think you are a member of the opposite gender.

How'd that get in there ?: Shoot and kill an enemy with an object fired from a gun that is not designed to be fired from a gun.

Ban Hammer - Kill a humanoid creature of unlawful alignment with a weapon that deals bludgeoning damage.

This is Sparta! - Cause a creature to die from falling damage.

Lol I farted: damage an enemy and an ally with one gas attack.

BOOM! HEADSHOT! - Kill a creature with a critical hit from a firearm.

excalibat: become famous for using a baseball bat as a signature weapon.

Aggressive Negotiations - Succeed a Diplomacy check that results in the immediate death of a creature.

NO U!!!-disintegrate someone

Proof I'm not racist: kill at least one member of each race

vile tempered rodent- get a vorpal rabbit as a pet/familiar/animal companion.

>>5000803
Alternatively, if they're TF2 fans, BONK!

Bust a Mad Rift - Summon a creature while through succeeding a perform instrument check.

Hurrr Durrrr-"accidentally" kill another PC.

You don't need to need to see his Identification - Pass through a checkpoint by succeeding a Diplomacy Check.

Ceiling cat: spy on someone through a hole in the ceiling.

fuck you im a dragon! after failing a diplomacy check, you give up on talking and torch everyone in sight

A Natural - Roll a Natural 20.

Balls of Steel beneath a Burka - As a female citizen living in a repressive patriarchal police state, spend at least one full-round action doing something like Picture Related.

Beat it: beat the shit out of someone WITHOUT killing them

Collateral Damage - Destroy a building while maintaining a Lawful Good Alignment.

I called shotgun for a reason: successfully kill an enemy by shooting out the window of the "shotgun" seat with a shotgun

Not really there: roll to disbelieve something that is actually there.

Real Vampires don't Sparkle - Watch or cause a vampire to die because of exposure to sunlight.

Return To Sender: Throw a grenade back at the thrower.

Hail To The King, Baby: Shotgun someone attempting to sneak attack you.

This. Is. My. BOOM-STICK. Shotgun an intelligent opponent who either unarmed, or using primitive weapons.

Pinhead: Use Sleight-Of-Hand to pull the pin on an opponent's grenade while it's still on their belt.

Rest in Pieces - Kill a creature with a grenade.

A Number of Beasts - Kill 666 non-humanoid creatures.

Dynamic entry: kill someone in a surprise round

Blades don't need Reloading - Kill an opponent who is out of ammo with a melee weapon that deals slashing damage

Ninjas Can't Catch You When You're On Fire: Survive and entire encounter while on fire and not get attacked in melee.

am I tacticool yet?:dual-wield desert eagles for one whole encounter

They do exist! - Kill a magical creature while in view of a normal human.

Predator: Kill a total of 20 opponents during surprise rounds

Death From Above: Kill someone behind cover using indirect fire.

do you feel lucky?: intimidate the last survivor of an enemy encounter with one bullet left in your gun

The Bigger They Are... : Kill a creature that is of considerable size.

Good Samaritan: Go through an entire session without raping, stealing or killing anyone unprovoked.

Don't give this achievement out after the first person had obtained it.

I don't Shank so - Kill a creature that is about to alert other creatures to your presence with a knife.

I Like It Crispy: Kill an enemy using only fire

Patience is a Virtue - Ready an action for 5 rounds before performing it.

Hearts Broken In Two: Successfully use Diplomacy to separate a married or dating couple. Getting with the guy/girl afterwards is optional

Swiper No Swiping!: Catch another player or NPC in the act of stealing.

Who Says I Need Bullets?: Successfully kill a creature or person while using a gun as a melee weapon

Dishonor Among Thieves - Steal a stolen object.

>>5001079
Sniper No Sniping!: Kill a sniper before he can take his first turn.

Hero In A Half-Shell: Defeat an opponent with nothing but a shield.

Khaaaaaan! - Leave the same creature alive with less than 1/2 hp after 3 separate encounters.

That's what she said - relay vital information that was acquired from a Female NPC.

Pulling A MacGyver: Pass a skill check while using mundane items within the area to gain a circumstance bonus to your roll.

What's Mine is Mine: Kill someone with a mine.

What's Yours is Mine: Kill someone with their own mine.

Blow It Out Your Ass: Point-Blank Sneak Attack with an explosive or firearm.

Indiana Jones: Respond to Intimidate with a critical attack.

Man this is just like Counter Srike - Acquire a weapon that appears in Counter Strike: Source with in character knowledge of the game.

Noisy Cricket - Kill someone using a longarm using only a pistol of 9mm or lower caliber.

And Then John Was A Zombie: Witness a humanoid creature turn in to a zombie

Shooped - Examine the corpse of a creature that was killed by an energy weapon.

I humbly request an archive

Keep It Down! : Kill a noisy creature in a single hit

Smack a Bitch: Defeat a female opponent, or critically hit a female opponent, with a unarmed attack.

Spiderman: Scale a large building

It's Just A Flesh Wound: Take less than 5 damage but more than 1 during an encounter

No School like the Old School: Defeat an opponent wielding a modern or futuristic weapon using only classical weapons or magic.

Hackmaster was here.

D20 is for fags.

>>5001183
I recall in a campaign, a prostitute attempted to assault me. As a ranger I hit her with an unarmed attack, got 2 20s and full damage, knocking her out with a single blow. Incidentally, I also levelled up after that.

I got improved unarmed strike.

Can't let you do that Starfox - Kill a creature before it can make a minor action.

My Name is Inigo Montoya: Win a battle while reciting your name before every attack.

Kiss and Make Up: Win a confrontation by kissing the enemy.

If it's Worth Doing, it's Worth Overdoing: Kill an enemy by inflicting damage equal to at least twice its maximum HP.

Bavarian Fire Drill: Fool an enemy into handing over his equipment.

Snake - Avoid detection by hiding in a cardboard box without the feat "Hide in Plain Sight."

Claws of Fury: Successfully use a feline or feline-type creature in any given combat round

WRYYYY!? - Drop something weighing over two-tons on a defeated or prone enemy.

Space Marine Captain - Take off your protective helmet when it is dangerous or suicidal to do so.

Mo' Dakka - Inexpertly combine several weapons into a more powerful weapon.

Loota - Steal a vehicle

Expert Loota - Run victim over with his own vehicle while yelling "Waaaaagh!"

Boogie Fever - Do a victory dance

Mr Welsch - Make carnage angels in the aftermath of a battle.

The Universal Translator - Kill an intelligent creature that doesn't speak the same language as you.

>>5001275

Actually, a cardboard box would grant you total cover according to D&D's rules.

Oh god.

Step 1: Hide inside a box.

Step 2: Use Silent Image to disguise the box as part of the area.

You are now perfectly hidden from low level creatures and even have some kind of tactile area in case someone throws something at the box.

TL:DR - Explain to a PC in character in a minute what the DM described to you in more than five.

WHO ELSE WANTS SOME: Kill 5 or more enemies with the same bladed weapon in one fight

>>5001277
COMBAT FAMILIAR, FUCK YEAH

Ahem.

Dicebag - Roll your stats out of sight of the other players, claim you didn't reroll.

Made of the Stuff - Loan out dice for more than three consecutive sessions.

BRB,JAIL - Get arrested while talking to another PC or NPC.

Two Birds, One Stone: Kill two enemies with a single bullet.

Where's your god now? - Cause someone to leave their religion.

>>5001350
That's kinda badass.