>>5002817
Damn OP I love those commercials.
He is basically Pun Pun , infinity in everything.

He doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he prefers Dos Equis.

>>5002817

Something i'd like answered...Is this guy a real guy and i'm just supremely ignorant, or did they just make this guy up for the commercial? I feel like I should know who he is, but don't for some reason. I'm not very up on pop-culture.

>>5003241
100% real. You can find it if you look.

Power Level X--he's a plot device

>>5002817
I'd say epic level bard/ fighter.

Here is some more info
http://www.eatmedaily.com/2009/06/dos-equis-ad-campaign-the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world-video/

>>5003265
>>5003265
>>5003265
THIS

10 STR, 10 DEX, 14 CON, 16 INT, 14 WIS, 20 CHA
Level 16 Human Rogue
Skill points heavily invested in:
Bluff, Balance, Climb, Diplomacy, Gather Information, Intimidate, Knowledge (Local), Listen, Perform (Use your imagination...), Search, Sense Motive, Spot.
Feats:
Jack of All Trades, Persuasive, Investigator, Alertness, Weapon Focus (Rapier), Combat Expertise, Improved Feint.
Special Abilities: Slippery Mind, Opportunist, Improved Evasion.

OP here.

I now ask, /tg/, are there equivalents to him/incarnations in your fictional world of choice?

He can speak French...

in Russian.

>>5003497
Yeah, The Doctor.

Stats are all set at max.
He always gets a natural twenty on any roll

He can dominate himself.

He thought a German Shepard to bark in Spanish

Whenever he rolls a natural 1, the die apologizes, and asks the DM if it can try again.

Even DMPCs willingly yield to his judgment.

The Tarrasque has to cast a WISH spell to keep him dead.

He knows the technique to moving an Immovable Rod.

He once rolled a natural 20, with a natural 1.

His character sheets are considered holy relics by most major religions.

He knows the secret behind the half-dwarf.

DMs don't even bother with a screen in his presence. They actually want him to sneak a peek at their work, in the hopes that he will improve it.

>>5003642
>He thought a German Shepard to bark in Spanish

I'm not sure if this is a typo or another manifestation of his awesomeness.

He's the only living man with a ghost.

He knows Marc Lecointe.

Very well, in fact.

Marc Lecointe is his son.

I decided to create a Bard to be a major NPC for a campaign I'm currently running based on The Most Interesting Man In The World because of this thread. He rolled the following for stats: 15, 15, 15, 15, 13, 17.

>>5003684
He can sign autographs in sign language.

>>5003745
How the fuck is that even possible?

http://www.atomicthinktank.com/viewtopic.php?p=406634#406634

No I did not make him.

I'm just gonna keep this train wreck going...

He can make Incarnum awesome.

He remembers the rules for grappling.

Someone once asked him to play in a "realistic" game. There were no survivors.

His plans actually work.

DMs don't railroad him. He railroads DMs.

While playing a paladin, he murdered seventeen people, set an orphanage on fire, and kicked a dog--all without falling.

"I don't always play RPGs, but when I do, I prefer (insert name of your favorite system here). Keep rolling, /tg/."

>>5003737

that made my day

My next traveler character will be based on him.

>>5003758
He once built an orphanage with the spare tomes of 'To Kill a Mockingbird' from a library

The God emperor of man got off his golden throne so he could sit.

He can use the stack for combat damage under M10 rules, when a player complained, the judge dq'd him without prize for unsportsmanship.

Ebay attempted to auction a hair of his beard once, site crashed due to too many bids. It was never attempted again.

Nobody has ever made a dice tower when he DM's

>>5003794
Some of these are terrible. He is not meant to be a force of destruction, he's just the most interesting man in the world.

He once ran a game of old World of Darkness crunch with new World of Darkness fluff, with LARPing. His players claim that it was the most incredible experience of their lives.

>He once ran a game of old World of Darkness crunch with new World of Darkness fluff, with LARPing. His players claim that it was the most incredible experience of their lives.

I think my brain just melted a bit.

>>5003875
Yeah, he'll do that

Whenever his dorfs become possessed, they wish only to make golden statues of him, which menace not with spikes of obsidian, but with his intoxicating musk.

He once canceled a D&D game with two weeks' notice, but only so he could save a child from a burning building.

He has a 16mm d20 made from a meteorite that landed in his pool. The rest of the dice in that set are carved from the six meteorites that landed in his hot tub several minutes later.

He knows who is bloodied, who is stunned, who has combat advantage, and who is marked at all times. He knows even more about the game he is actually playing.

He is the most interesting man in the world.

If you use this guy in a game expect to hear cries of "Gary Stu!" from the ignorant masses.

>>5003962
But he's just so...
Interesting...

Munchkins ask him about proper builds.

His backstory alone contains more information than the rulebooks and monster manual combined, and can replace such. The inverse does not apply.

I think we found one of the Emperor's more interesting forms.

Kord borrows his thunder whenever he runs out.

When he walks amongst Orks, they simply acknowledge him as Da Biggest, without any fuss or hesitation. Once he's gone, they recall him fondly during quiet moments.

He can extract a man's brain from his skull faster than any Illithid, but chooses not to because he doesn't want to humiliate them.

There are at least three paladins who claim him as their god. He has neither confirmed nor denied these claims, but his autograph is clearly visible on their shields.

Though the hands are named for Bigby, they are unmistakably based on his own.

He is the most interesting man in the world.

I once waited at a bus stop with only just enough quarters, but a passerby bumped my shoulder and I dropped them into a storm drain. Just when I thought my day was ruined a man appeared and handed me two coins. He simply smiled and walked away. When I opened my palm they were both ancient Assyrian currency. Each looking as if they were minted yesterday and worth a small fortune to any museum world. He was the most interesting man in the world.

>>5004018
Obviously freshly minted coins of ancient pattern are not worth shit.

>>5004042
You imply he isn't timeless...

All his defenses are perfect, just like his beard.

>>5004016

This is the only good set of items in the thread.

>>5004090
Fuck you, I liked my meteorite one.

Stats in Wushu (that are, obviously, higher than normal point buy):

5d6 Awesome
5d6 Manly
5d6 Interesting

Weakness: Corporate Shill 1d6

>>5004042
He is saying that the coins are indeed ancient, however they are in such fine condition that they may as well have been minted yesterday.

>>5004099

But that could happen to anyone. It's not about him being interesting in a Pulpy Hemingway sort of style.

>>5004053
I imply that pricing policies to not account for possibility of immortality and/or time travel :)

>>5004123
Except, of course, he caught them, with his bare hands.

>>5003684
It is not a typo. He is telepathically able to communicate with animals. Also with several species of root vegetable and at least six different kinds of sedimentary and igneous rock.

All of these obey his commends without hesitation.

ITT Dos Equis viral marketing.

>>5004148

Actually, the one about marked/bloodied/whatever was pretty good, because it had a nice little twist that gives it the same feeling as the commercials.

When he smiles the shine from his teeth can blind the unwary

Oh man, another SO GAR thread. These stopped being good after Marc Lecointe.

>>5004123
Actually, no. The odds of that happening to anyone are astronomically small.

I suppose if he had been hit by all of them that would be even more interesting, since only one person in recorded history has ever actually been directly struck by a meteorite.

>>5004191

Did you read the whole post?

Winning the lottery a million times doesn't make you The Most Interesting Man in the World, it makes you a lucky dude with a cool story.

He is TMIMitW because he does amazing shit.

http://info.break.com/static/live/v1/pages/sponsors/behind-interesting/behind-interesting.html

>>5004212
His cereal never gets soggy, you know. It stays crispy, just for him.

Do you somehow think that the meteorites are not similarly influenced by him? Just one meteorite in his pool, that's random but it happens. Six meteorites falling simultaneously into a hot tub? That does not happen. Not unless you're the most interesting man in the world.

Man, I wish I was that interesting.

>>5004258
He shot them out of the sky.

>>5004298
No. He simply wanted a set of meteorite dice but he didn't want to pay $1800 for it. He went outside to contemplate his dilemma and instantly it was solved.

His pool and hot tub were not harmed by the falling rocks. Neither were the people occupying them at the time.

>>5004298
By glaring at them in severe disapproval.

So this is just rebranded Chuck Norris jokes? Oh boy.

>>5004357
You're about 50 posts and three hours too late for such a comment.

>>5004335
Excellente

>>5004357
norris jokes were just bill brasky jokes

He once had sex with a lady near a truck. Accidentally, some of his sperm went into the truck's gas tank.

From that day on, the truck is known to mankind as Optimus Prime.

>>5004370
Real men don't read the threads they post in.

...which means I'm now a woman. Damn it.

Str: 10
Dex: 8
Con: 10
Int: 13
Wis: 10
Cha: 50

There ya go

>>5004357
Have you not seen the commercials?

>>5004793
see
>>5004783

Clearly you don't know whom you're dealing with.

>>5004357
That's what this thread turned it into. But the commercials are funny because the feats attributed to him are outrageously believable, not unbelievably outrageous.

>>5004836
I like the commercials, but Chuck Norris.

>>5004891
Cockthirsty.

>>5004891
The thing I love, is I have seen thier site, and it's a giant piece of crap. Honestly, I would take 4chan anyday.

>>5004947
Why do you think they desperately botspam for attention and visitors?

>>5004968
honestly? I think even if no one came to that site the owner would still be spewing hate at 4chan because he's a fucking retarded child

>>5004993
>he's a fucking retarded child
Which would explain why their site is a giant piece of shit.
IT'S THE CIIIIRCLLLEEEE....OF LIIIIIIIIIIFE....

>>5004891

>>Then remove 4chan from your bookmarks.

I have a 4chan bar at the top of my computer, bitch. Your request is invalid.

He could have more than (3 + His Level) skill ranks in a skill, he simply decides not too because that would be crass and arrogant.

He is The Most Interesting Man In The World.

>>5004947
it's an unwinnable war, we ddos them, they ddos us, it ends with a bunch of sad tards.

>>5004947
>>5004968
AnonTalk is full of viruses.

That's where all the AnonTalk spam comes from. Retards that went to AnonTalk and brought viruses back.

>>5005099
Everyone knows this already, dude.

I'm liking some of these, but, yeah, just rebranding chuck norris jokes doesn't cut it. It's obvious he's not meant to be the murder machine that Chuck Norris, or /co/'s beloved Wang Fire, is known to be. Feats of cunning and charisma are more his thing, with a few feats of strength and such thrown in. He's more a Mork to Chuck Norris' Gork, to put it most simply.

>>5007069

Whatever color he paints it, it just goes faster.